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You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/20 21:44:01


Post by: Shrike78


1) He moves his pieces with his tongue

2) he only rolls 3 dice at a time... and he always gets 6's

3) His miniatures spurt blood when they die.

4) your opponent doesn't arrive until the 4th turn because of bad summoning rolls


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/20 23:32:28


Post by: 1hadhq


5) hes on turn 8 whilst youre still in turn 4

6) a slight smell of sulphur is accompanying his presence

7) youre dice crumble to dust if your rolls are successful

8) he stares at your minis and they flee from the table


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 03:47:36


Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta


9) He says what he's going to do, but you hear another voice at the same time that says the exact opposite of what he should do.

10) His Daemon army actually comes out of the warp and starts attacking your models.

11) His face starts twisting into itself when you ask what he's going to do.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 08:27:25


Post by: SandSons


12) You realise his flamer templates are melting your models

13) You realise his daemon army is advancing inbetween moves

14) Your lash prince bursts into flames when you attempt to lash his bloodcrushers



You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 08:45:59


Post by: Typeline


15) Instead of player he murders you.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 09:32:56


Post by: Cheese Elemental


16) Erm, if he has wings, horns, spikes, and eats the FLGS staff?


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 09:48:22


Post by: SonsOfLoki


17)when you only see him after turn 2


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 12:07:20


Post by: Miguelsan


18) And only half of him.
19) With the other half coming the next turn.

M.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 12:28:18


Post by: HellsGuardian316


(20) Your opponent has an evil goatee and moustache and plays all his games accompanied by two purple bombshells with two boobs between them. (and yes you have looked "very" closely)


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 13:11:48


Post by: Tri


(21) he just rolled a 12 on a D6 and his snipers penatrate the LR armour
(22) he rolls 5 dice but theres clearly now 7 on the table


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 13:39:14


Post by: typhus


omg not again!!


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 14:10:36


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


lol..


(23) his face/hands/arms/body are covered with pimples... but they appear to be moving of their own accord...
(24) his pieces are moved by a swarm of flies rather than him moving them


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 18:33:25


Post by: wuestenfux


He eats the kids playing YuGiOh in the game store.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 18:52:11


Post by: focusedfire


26) He speaks in a gravelly latin

27)He's wearing a GW staffer shirt.

28)He hisses every time the words immortal emperor are uttered



You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 18:56:30


Post by: wuestenfux


29) He can play his army without even touching the models.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 19:00:11


Post by: focusedfire


30) you're sucked into the warp during a game, make your way back out and hauntingly hear your opponents laughter as you try to account for the lost time to your significant other.

31) when an inquisitor shows up and starts to purge your opponent mid-game


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 19:10:14


Post by: helgrenze


32) His models change to match whatever he says they have.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 19:31:50


Post by: Shrike78


33) He floats into the room.

34) When graciously making tea for you, he boils the water by putting the kettle on his forehead


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 19:32:24


Post by: Shrike78


Shrike78 wrote:33) He floats into the room.

34) When graciously making tea for you, he boils the water by putting the kettle on his forehead


ummm.... I'd like to apologize for 34... he kinda slipped out ... sorry


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 19:34:29


Post by: Xav


33) You mention your friend who is a grey Knights player is coming in today, and he makes a whole in the roof with his tongue and flys away, and his models follow him.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 20:30:33


Post by: xv89_crisis


34) He'll only play on the dimly lit table in the back of the shop


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 20:32:19


Post by: SonsOfLoki


he plays Magic: the gathering and/or YuGiOh when hes not painting his deamons


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 21:03:01


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


he has an old book, musty kind of odor about him, his clothing is all blue and gold robes, and he keeps muttering under his breath... something about a zzeentch?? seentch?? i dunno... he's muttering so its hard to make out


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 21:28:26


Post by: 1hadhq


37) a group of grey armoured giants teleports into your gaming room and begin to cleanse and purify....
38) he can't touch your inquisition models
39) the terrain of your gaming table changes in his deployment zone to a dreaded chaos


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 23:03:21


Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta


40) He spits whenever you mention The Emperor.

41) You suffer a Perils of the Warp attack while you're thinking of what to do next.

42) When he loses, he turns that thunderstorm outside into a Warpstorm.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 23:07:30


Post by: Xav


43) When he uses lash of submission, he achualy uses lash of submission.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 23:10:16


Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta


44) When his Masque uses Pavane of Slaanesh, everyone in the immediate vicinity starts dancing.

45) Including your models.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 23:12:46


Post by: Xav


46) He suddenly starts rising into the air and glows a soft red.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 23:18:37


Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta


47) When he uses Doombolt, HE fires them from his right index finger.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/21 23:25:48


Post by: Imperial


48) his face constantly changes to a horror's face to psyche you out

49)She carries baby nurglings with her

50)She has one boob not 2


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/22 01:35:09


Post by: HellsGuardian316


@44/45 My models wouldn't dance, there's too much glue on their bases. However, i would accept base stomping and the occasional bongo's on the dreadnoughts armour

(afterthought ... don't think the dread would be happy though)
(ton ting tan ton ton tan "stop it" ton ton ting tonny tonny "Stop it!!" tan tallalalalalal tin tin tan ta ton "RRAAAHH" squishes several space marines using his armour as a bongo)

I need a life, lmao


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/22 02:12:41


Post by: Xav


My friends dread leg wouldnt stick down, so one is hovering 2" above the base, looks like hes dancing.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/22 02:49:24


Post by: Reaper6


Hang on, need a run up !



He makes all of GW's moneygrabbinrulechangincodextwistinrangeshortenindicecrazyfluffrewritinscalewarpinwebsitealterinmodelmiscastinsmurffavourinsillars*dbullsh t sound so gosh-darned reasonable !

then points out that while you were decyphering this he kicked your army around the table, TWICE !



You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/22 03:06:32


Post by: Crazy_Carnifex


they thow a vortex grenade, and a hole appears in the table.
They forget their Soulgrinder, Ask to borrow one of your tanks. It promptly mutates.
The Deamon hunter shelf space disapears (Shelves and all) in broad daylight, with the employee restocking them.
The lifesized space marine in the store front turns out to be painted in Black legion colours.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/22 03:34:42


Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta


His Skulltaker starts slashing the heads off of your models.

He offers one of the store employees to the Chaos Gods, and a Bloodthrister bursts out of that same employee.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/22 03:57:28


Post by: Imperial


After a match you ask for some change for the bus and says I will give you change if you pledge your soul to me

Gains red skin when angry


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/22 04:28:07


Post by: SandSons


He summons a greater daemon and the model is flayed and a replica of your opponent appears as the greater daemon

He attempts to use his plasma guns to drop pie plates you call him up about it and you are suddenly on the table under that pie plate and its starting to get really hot.

When you opponent fields this army http://belloflostsouls.blogspot.com/2008/12/jody-tuckers-cult-of-fire-daemons-of.html


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/22 05:33:20


Post by: Orkeosaurus


He can turn his head around 360 degrees.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/22 08:01:03


Post by: focusedfire


When, in game, his hand brushes an inquisitor and he gets burned,


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/22 08:01:49


Post by: focusedfire


If he disapears everytime a cock roach show up.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/22 09:00:26


Post by: Reaper6


He stares longingly at the GW store's Eldar Display whilst muttering "*sigh* Those were the days... Oh what times we had !"


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/22 09:10:44


Post by: Cheese Elemental


He crawls up onto the ceiling and starts gibbering and rotating his head.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/22 09:32:26


Post by: somecallmeJack


When the forefeit for having lost the game is having your head taken for the skull-throne.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/23 05:39:34


Post by: lolzman


51)his models start shouting blood for the blood god!!

52) on the last turn he is about to lose when he summons 10 deamon prince next to all of your troops


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/23 05:39:54


Post by: lolzman


my bad at 52


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/23 06:44:37


Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta


53) When you look up to face him, he has two heads. Then, when you look at him again, his nose is bigger. Then, when you look at him a third time, he has 3 eyes.



You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/23 06:49:05


Post by: Orkeosaurus


When he tells you that he's posessed by a demon.

(Actually, that doesn't work, cause demons lie.)


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/23 07:38:38


Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta


Orkeosaurus wrote:When he tells you that he's possessed by a demon.

(Actually, that doesn't work, cause demons lie.)

Wrong, Fateweaver tells the truth

55) When he moves his hand to move his models, his hand splits into multiple smaller hands and they split into even more smaller hands until he has enough hands for each of his models. The he proceeds to move them.

Dang, playing horde-Orks must be a bastard for him.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/23 12:27:35


Post by: Tri


56) he's the guy you never follow to the WC ... he must be some unholy nurgle spawn; no one human should be able to make it reak that badly


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/25 07:53:06


Post by: Shrike78


he's 2 feet tall, has long pointy ears, and is green, he talks funny, not so much you can't understand him, but enough that you wonder how long he's had that speech impediment, and whether anyone has the balls to ask him.

Eventually, someone does ask him.

That poor someone is promptly picked up by nothing and thrown against the metal model display, impaling him.

The mean, green, midget with long pointy ears reaches into his robes and pulls out a beer. You notice the thick five oclock shadow surounding his face. He takes a long pull from the bottle and looks at you, his eyes glazed over in an almost toxic comination of old age, beer, and the crazies and says,

"Tired I am, of this light side bull ," he takes another pull, "Get this over with we must. Running out of beer I am"

He then promplty staggers into a life size space marine model, which falls over, crushing him.

You steal all his warhammer stuff.


.... maybe I'm thinking of something else

or maybe I'm just awsome


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/25 11:18:13


Post by: sphynx


(58) he doesent bring an army to your store. only death. and maybe magic the gathering cards.

(59) he'll have tuna somewhere.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/25 13:32:28


Post by: focusedfire


60)Your opponent tells you he has a "corporate" job.

61)your opponent is female(I know, Iknow, its just a joke)





You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/25 13:35:08


Post by: focusedfire


62) your opponent tells you he's a lawyer.

63)He's accompanied by a cloud of flies.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/25 22:10:37


Post by: KingCracker


64) he laughs at you when you say "i play orks" and then cries after you drop a horde of boyz on the table


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/26 20:07:34


Post by: BrotherAtrox


(65) It writhes in pain as I burn it with a Sanctified Flamer. All Demons will perish in the Light of the Emperor.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/26 21:26:23


Post by: focusedfire


66)He's accompanied by theme music fron the Omen and introduces himself as Damien.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/26 21:27:24


Post by: focusedfire


67) His hot GF named Lilith is always trying to seduce you


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/26 21:35:41


Post by: focusedfire


68) His deamon army all look like Barney, dance like Barney, and sing I Love You, You love Me.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/26 21:39:20


Post by: focusedfire


69) He never shows up for a scheduled game with the inquisition.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/27 05:25:06


Post by: Shrike78


70) you bring a cross... just in case things get a little out of hand

71) He stares at the cross, stares at you, stares at the cross again, and wrests it out of your hand, confirming your worst fears about christianity (just kidding... don't kill me oh holy one... please... )



You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/27 21:11:27


Post by: Crazy_Carnifex


He loses, spits at you, misses, the guy at the next table explodes... he is either a demon or new Tyranid organism with Bio-Plasma


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/28 15:53:15


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


he loses, spits at you, misses... the mucous gets up off the ground, dancing around you... splitting off into other mucousy forms and slowly drown you


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/28 16:07:40


Post by: focusedfire


He loses, the warp opens up behind him, A greater Deamon leans out chuckling and barehandedly slowly guts&decapitates your still living/screaming opponent as a sacrifice to the chaos gods.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/28 19:46:10


Post by: Crazy_Carnifex


He reffers to his granfather as Nurgle


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/28 23:14:38


Post by: Aeddon


76) When he isn't playing you see him whispering in the ear of one of the IG players


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/29 00:44:13


Post by: Shrike78


77) He wears a T-shirt saying, "horus is my homeboy"

78) He wears a T-shirt saying, "My other vessel is a primarch" (you will only get this one if you read fulgrim"


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/29 03:05:11


Post by: focusedfire


79)While using both hands to measure distance and he's sipping the High Energy beverage in his tentacle.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/29 05:05:38


Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta


80) She has 8 boobs not 2

81) He sneezes and all manner of fluids flies out. Boogaz, pus, you name it.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/30 04:45:23


Post by: helgrenze


82) His army of Noise Marines is led by A miniture Celine Dion.... and sounds like it.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/30 05:25:11


Post by: Noisy_Marine


Nurglings crawl out of his rear and dance around the table.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/30 15:26:15


Post by: HellsGuardian316


@Noisy_Marine
FLY SWATTER TIME!!! (que fun time music)

(84) Every time you start a match he grabs the nearest creature to sacrifice it to his god to win favour over the dice rolling


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/30 15:38:51


Post by: focusedfire


85) Everytime you play him you hear voices in your head and they have duct taped your normal voices mouths shut to where you can only hear them struggling in the background...Mmphh...mmmmpphhh .


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/30 15:40:48


Post by: focusedfire


86) Everytime a Priest walks by he suddenly looks like an altar boy(To much?).

Sorry, just going for a joke.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2008/12/31 02:50:57


Post by: Shrike78


focusedfire wrote:86) Everytime a Priest walks by he suddenly looks like an altar boy(To much?).

Sorry, just going for a joke.


... wait what?... oh... ooohhh ... that's bad... funny... but bad


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/01 02:13:29


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


When she's purple, almost naked, slightly scaly (hair), and hot.

You would totally tap that. Like a keg. And pledge your eternal soul for five in the closet with her.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/01 02:14:24


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Actuall, I would only pledge my eternal soul for two hours or more.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/01 02:29:00


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


he is wielding a sword... thts red... his tongue is fifteeen inches long... And he just decapitated your cat that for some reason you decided to bring with you to the store.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/01 02:30:39


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


He has a Soulgrinder with a penis attached to it.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/01 02:31:24


Post by: Reaper6


72) He's got his arms folded across his chest, to go with his smug look, but you can still see his hands on the table.

73) He rolls a dice at random times, even during your turn. Every time it comes up 1, a customer runs screaming from the store. Every time it comes up 6 the GW staff stop whatever they're doing and start humming the theme from the Old Spice adverts ( yes, I'm THAT old ! )

BTW, Happy New Year !


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/01 06:01:22


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


74) he rambles incessantly about his WoW character that is slowly dying because he is neglecting it to play 40k.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/01 08:13:28


Post by: focusedfire


75)His/Her eyes turn yellow or black.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/01 08:16:17


Post by: focusedfire


76)He/She offers you a deal to always have a competitive army and that your favorite army well never get outdated in exchange for a favor/offering/soul.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/01 08:17:20


Post by: focusedfire


77)Dean&Sam show up at that very moment and "Gank him/her.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/02 00:16:52


Post by: helgrenze


87) he changes the numbering on several posts about his being a demon.

88) His dice bleed every time he rolls a 1...

89) Your eyes bleed every time he rolls a 6.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/02 00:24:11


Post by: Crazy_Carnifex


When he can do the hand thing from Indiana Jones.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/02 01:39:54


Post by: Shrike78


He promises to give you a double lash spam army in exchange for your soul

That's right... I just went there...

(whispers) please don't kill me


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/03 23:19:08


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Your opponent is Shrike78.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/03 23:31:06


Post by: Shrike78


Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Your opponent is Shrike78.


hey... aren't you the guy I gave that dual lash army to?


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/04 00:30:15


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Shrike78 wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Your opponent is Shrike78.


hey... aren't you the guy I gave that dual lash army to?


No, you gave me a bunch of ork or tau. Can't remeber which though. Think i sold them for eighty bucks.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/04 00:33:27


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Your opponent is


RANDALL FLAGG!!!

Classic Stephan King reference.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/04 01:01:22


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


A catholic priest is regurlarley called by the store to exorcise the demon from the store, because it's closing time and he won't leave.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/04 02:47:32


Post by: Reaper6


Golden Eyed Scout wrote: A catholic priest is regurlarley called by the store to exorcise the demon from the store, because it's closing time and he won't leave.


Just so you know, I know a priest who actually plays this game ( says it's good for the soul to vent ungodly thoughts in a friendly atmosphere ! ) and claims the almighty helped him choose his army ! He was an IG player before he joined the God Botherers, but he switched.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/04 03:12:39


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


WOW! I never thought that a priest would play this.

And now i'm tempted to say something about a priest.

Darn.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/04 03:14:15


Post by: Reaper6


Go ahead, scout. With his sense of humour he'd probably find it funny.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/04 18:04:09


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Little boys play.....

Never mind. I'll get another warning about my behaviour.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/05 00:39:10


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Your opponent is none other than yours truly....


GOLDEN EYED SCOUT.

Yeah, and that is fo realsies.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/05 01:00:53


Post by: helgrenze


Your opponant summons his demons and Ozzy, Manson And Alice Cooper suddenly walk into the store.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/05 03:58:30


Post by: Reaper6


Golden Eyed Scout : Yeah, ok, think I get where you're going with that. Best not, like you said you'd get a slap from the mods, but he's heard all of those jokes before so he's fine with that.

helgrenze wrote:Your opponant summons his demons and Ozzy, Manson And Alice Cooper suddenly walk into the store.


You been watching the Try Warcraft adverts ?


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/05 04:00:43


Post by: Shrike78


The best one is with MR. T

(whispers) May he guard the path of eternal turtle pie forever


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/05 05:31:04


Post by: Reaper6


Back on topic :

when you're lining up a shot, and his models shuffle 2" to the right and out of LOS .


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/05 13:59:49


Post by: Shrike78


Your opponent looks at you, and asks if you want to play for keeps. When you ask what that means, he tells you that if you win, you get the board, and if he wins, he get to open a warp portal on it instead.

Too late, you look at his army list, and realize that all of his deamons have sustained assault, and without number.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/05 21:41:34


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Your opponent screams about "Making Reaper6 eating a st for the EMPRAH!"

HAH! I knew I could totallylet our dookie thing into a nother thread.

YEAH I PWN YOU DOOKIE JOKE!!!!


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/05 23:57:44


Post by: Shrike78


edit (sorry scout confused me with his post... I thought that this was the you know you play too much 40k thread)


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/06 02:34:02


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Your opponentsdeamon prince is a converted hollow.


Your opponenet somehow has railguns.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/06 07:49:05


Post by: Reaper6


When his Nurgle army sees my Chaplain and makes a spontaneous Fall Back Move whilst muttering " No ! Not Him ! HE'S GONNA EAT ME !"


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/07 00:10:21


Post by: Shrike78


Reaper6 wrote:When his Nurgle army sees my Chaplain and makes a spontaneous Fall Back Move whilst muttering " No ! Not Him ! HE'S GONNA EAT ME !"


By your chaplain... do you mean me?

Anyways... :
When you can smell your opponent 15 minutes before he gets to the store,

He coes in wearing lots of leather, and you realize that there are lumps where there should be no lumps

He has a beak



You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/07 01:15:41


Post by: Reaper6


Shrike78 wrote:By your chaplain... do you mean me?


Sorry, Brother, I mean...
...HIM


But as Chaplain of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie ( Blessed be the PIE ) you are, of course, welcome to come and join in


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/07 05:11:54


Post by: Shrike78


*sniff, I'd just like to say, that this is the first thread I've made to get over 3 pages... and also*sniff, this is the first thread of mine to become a hot topic...

Thank you... thank you all!


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/07 05:31:18


Post by: Reaper6


Round of applause for Chaplain Shrike 78 on achieving 2, count 'em, TWO personal bests.

Such accolades show the righteousness of your cause, and wisdom of your leadership.
Honour Guard, Prepare the 21 gun salute...
... FIRE



(oi ! You ! Second Rank ! Aim higher, numbnutz, you nearly had his fething ear off !)


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/07 19:32:51


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


The store members drink holy water, regularly confess to a priest, and carry crosses and those holy wafers around with them whenever Golden Eyed Scout comes to the store.

It's.... unfortunately, false..... but not if it's Shrike78!


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/07 22:59:07


Post by: Shrike78


I'm not a demon...

well, only on sundays.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/07 23:05:20


Post by: helgrenze


A terrorist cell sets up shop near your FLGS to try to kill the "great satan."


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/07 23:18:54


Post by: Shrike78


helgrenze wrote:A terrorist cell sets up shop near your FLGS to try to kill the "great satan."



I don't get it


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/08 00:18:07


Post by: Llamahead


Your opponent has a bad habit of projectile vomiting when you present your list (unless you have a spam lash when it's normal behaviour)

The dice are always right for him whenever you play him whatever you do. It can't be that he has better tactics than you NO it must be dark sorcery most heinous.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/08 02:28:14


Post by: Shrike78


When he beats you.

did someone already post something like this? if so.. sorry


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/09 01:59:16


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


when the catholic church established a deadly kill-team to destroy the demon, but they include use you as their sole source of information. Yaeh. It happened.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/09 07:57:53


Post by: PestilenceBlossom


Reaper6 wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote: A catholic priest is regurlarley called by the store to exorcise the demon from the store, because it's closing time and he won't leave.


Just so you know, I know a priest who actually plays this game ( says it's good for the soul to vent ungodly thoughts in a friendly atmosphere ! ) and claims the almighty helped him choose his army ! He was an IG player before he joined the God Botherers, but he switched.


Does he use a chaplain as his HQ choice? Has he blessed his models? His dice? Does he make the sign of the cross when he sees a Daemon army??? Huh, huh, HUH?????


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/09 09:55:40


Post by: Reaper6


PestilenceBlossom wrote:

Does he use a chaplain as his HQ choice? Has he blessed his models? His dice? Does he make the sign of the cross when he sees a Daemon army??? Huh, huh, HUH?????


He has 2 armies at his disposal. For his SM army ( his own chapter, the Templar Fidelis) his HQ is a Captain, but his force includes a Chaplain. His other force is Daemonhunters.
Yes, he blesses his models as he packs them before travelling to battle.
Yes, he blesses his dice once his models are packed.
The sign of the cross is included in each blessing, but fighting a Daemon army only makes him try harder ( you could call it team rivalry I suppose ) though he is trying to figure out how to make the sign of the Aquila.

Also, in church, the gaming members of his flock are allowed to kneel and put a finger to the side of the head when praying, should they so choose, instead of the sterotypical clasping of hands ( he's a progressive sort of chap )


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/10 07:59:54


Post by: Shrike78


Reaper6 wrote:
PestilenceBlossom wrote:

Does he use a chaplain as his HQ choice? Has he blessed his models? His dice? Does he make the sign of the cross when he sees a Daemon army??? Huh, huh, HUH?????


He has 2 armies at his disposal. For his SM army ( his own chapter, the Templar Fidelis) his HQ is a Captain, but his force includes a Chaplain. His other force is Daemonhunters.
Yes, he blesses his models as he packs them before travelling to battle.
Yes, he blesses his dice once his models are packed.
The sign of the cross is included in each blessing, but fighting a Daemon army only makes him try harder ( you could call it team rivalry I suppose ) though he is trying to figure out how to make the sign of the Aquila.

Also, in church, the gaming members of his flock are allowed to kneel and put a finger to the side of the head when praying, should they so choose, instead of the sterotypical clasping of hands ( he's a progressive sort of chap )



Bravo!

Allowing a religion steeped in the persecution of others to proliferate


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/10 15:12:08


Post by: Reaper6


Reaper6 wrote:Also, in church, the gaming members of his flock are allowed to kneel and put a finger to the side of the head when praying, should they so choose, instead of the sterotypical clasping of hands ( he's a progressive sort of chap )


In his eyes, any show of faith is at least a start


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/10 20:43:24


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


he is able to have Taco Bell hot sauce, and he doesn't start to fart flames after half an hour!


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/10 20:43:50


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


He knows where the chiuaua is buried.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/11 18:59:39


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Ron Perlman is your opponent. And he's in full Hellboy regilia.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/11 19:03:15


Post by: focusedfire


He's fat, wearing clown make-up, and keeps talking to and insulting one of his models he's named spawn.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/11 19:05:55


Post by: Deff Dread red Edition


He comes in wearing a Jonas brothers T-shirt,as only Demons can withstand there awfulness!


(sorrected spelling)


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/12 00:28:49


Post by: helgrenze


A plague of Flies preceeds his entrance into YFLGS

His Nurgle stand-in is a coffee can he refers to a "Prince Albert" and you can hear a small tapping sound coming from it everytime it is moved.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/13 23:10:41


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


When irratated he seduces your girlfriend and teaches her

"What a god does." Now she has left me for freakin Sigvald the Magnifiecent, and I'm going blind from....... You know what. Too much. I finish when someone else posts after me so I don't get a warning about my behaviour.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/14 00:26:28


Post by: Warboss Spleenstaba


every time he kills one of your models he takes the head off and puts it in his carrying case marked "Skulls for the Skull Throne!!!!"

he likes twilight

his name is dick cheney



You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/14 00:34:52


Post by: Shrike78


Warboss Spleenstaba wrote:

his name is dick cheney



that's not fair.... you shouldn't insult demons like that


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/14 00:43:22


Post by: Warboss Spleenstaba


Shrike78 wrote:
Warboss Spleenstaba wrote:

his name is dick cheney



that's not fair.... you shouldn't insult demons like that


lolz you know he's a blood thirster


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/14 09:05:16


Post by: ungulateman


Nope, he's the Changer of Where the WMDs are.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/14 20:54:25


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


kay now I can finish my post.

Going blind from self abs. Use. Hah! Not quite as funny, but better safe than sorry.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/17 06:55:52


Post by: Shrike78


He comes in... a wild look in his eyes...

Then, Chuck norris, Mr. T, Captain Kirk, and Captain Picard burst through the walls, guns blazing.

When the smoke settles, you opponent lies on the floor, dazed.

You realize that he looks remarkably like jervis Jhonson

"that's enough foo!" Mr. T says

"Quite right, we're through with your games Q" says Picard, as all five disappear.

A pie is left behind, and it is delicious


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/22 22:13:56


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


He believes in Turtle Pie. (it's true. He ate souls right in front of me. And he lives in Cali!)


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/22 22:37:08


Post by: GoFenris


After he completely thrashes you, he asks what you would give to play as good as him.

He cheats, or you think he does. You just can't quite catch him.

His Deamonette figures gyrate slowly and...it's...quite...distracting...and...Wha- The games over? I lost?


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/23 01:05:49


Post by: ultramarine1


when he his arm has a turtle pie tattoo that starts glowing...



You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/29 22:08:20


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


He played Left4Dead on Expert, killed his teamates, almost made it to the chopper, got butt raped, no lube (three tanks at once) and beat it.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/29 22:35:03


Post by: Tri


Golden Eyed Scout wrote:He played Left4Dead on Expert, killed his teamates, almost made it to the chopper, got butt raped, no lube (three tanks at once) and beat it.


i know people have heard this but

DO NOT WATCH THIS AT WORK WITH SOUND TURNED UP



You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/01/30 21:37:48


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Ew.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/02/05 01:24:47


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Your opponent is a chick.

(Sorry, especially to you beautiful girlies out there.)


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/02/12 11:16:41


Post by: Sternguard_rock


When he feilds Marnus calgar..... and other ultramarnies.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/02/12 11:25:05


Post by: JD21290


golden, we got 5 girlies at out LGS
and all know how to play


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/02/12 20:14:37


Post by: focusedfire


He wins KP missions with the IG.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/02/13 22:27:50


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


JD21290 wrote:golden, we got 5 girlies at out LGS
and all know how to play


I hate you. Wait....... are they hot? Naw, just kiddin'. Nice to know. But to continue my joke.......


I told you so.

Hours after they have the.... let's call it The Red Rage. We are cowering, praying to the god emporer or khorne to help us.

But not even Khorne can save us.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/02/18 18:27:07


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Your opponent is Rob Zombie.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/02/22 01:04:21


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Your opponent is Joaquin Phoenix, after that Letterman interview.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/02/26 16:49:21


Post by: Mr.R4nd0m


When he coughs up blood and you offer to drive him to the hospital and his reply is "Don't worry its not mine."


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/03/02 04:24:45


Post by: dragonfire


Your opponet is Stephen King.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/03/02 04:52:43


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


your opponent is Larry King, or George Burns


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/03/05 22:36:21


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


dragonfire wrote:Your opponet is Stephen King.

Yay! Strephan King! But what about Randall Flagg?


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/03/06 00:42:26


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


dragonfire wrote:Your opponet is Stephen King.



your opponent is Stephen Colbert

"And now for tonight's Word..."


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/03/10 18:03:01


Post by: toymaker


it looks like my Ex-wife


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/03/11 23:44:34


Post by: Superscope


- When your units take unsaved wounds, small portals to the warp open up under them and sucks in the models that are dead.
- He wins HTH with tau
- His dice have spikes coming from the edges
- When he walks into a GW store all the SM, IG and Deamonhunter box sets and blister packs suddenly become set on fire
- He breaks your tanks with IG lasguns
- You note that your models start melting
- You watch the melted plastic reform themselves into chaos demons
- His dice are on fire...... and he's rolling 50 IG lasguns rapid fire! *Throws the burning dice at your models*
- He creates a new chaos demon codex with warhammer 6th editon rulebook from thin air and then proceeds to use them to destory you


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/03/16 20:39:46


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


It is Anung Un Rama. That guy HAS to cheat! How could he be- wait he beat me AGAIN!!!????


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/03/16 20:40:13


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Ensis Ferrae wrote:
dragonfire wrote:Your opponet is Stephen King.



your opponent is Stephen Colbert

"And now for tonight's Word..."


Jon Stewart is Slannesh.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/04/11 03:37:37


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Your opponent is my dad.


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/04/19 19:49:35


Post by: Great Unclean One


If he has wings, when he deep strikes he cant move or assult, also if he cant take his oddly armour looking jacket off made of a golden material?


You know your opponent is possessed by a demon when  @ 2009/04/19 21:23:10


Post by: Exarch_Nektel


You swear that the patterns contained within his Chaos Star pendant are changing.