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1) He moves his pieces with his tongue
2) he only rolls 3 dice at a time... and he always gets 6's
3) His miniatures spurt blood when they die.
4) your opponent doesn't arrive until the 4th turn because of bad summoning rolls
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Post by: 1hadhq
5) hes on turn 8 whilst youre still in turn 4
6) a slight smell of sulphur is accompanying his presence
7) youre dice crumble to dust if your rolls are successful
8) he stares at your minis and they flee from the table
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Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta
9) He says what he's going to do, but you hear another voice at the same time that says the exact opposite of what he should do.
10) His Daemon army actually comes out of the warp and starts attacking your models.
11) His face starts twisting into itself when you ask what he's going to do.
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Post by: SandSons
12) You realise his flamer templates are melting your models
13) You realise his daemon army is advancing inbetween moves
14) Your lash prince bursts into flames when you attempt to lash his bloodcrushers
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Post by: Typeline
15) Instead of player he murders you.
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Post by: Cheese Elemental
16) Erm, if he has wings, horns, spikes, and eats the FLGS staff?
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Post by: SonsOfLoki
17)when you only see him after turn 2
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Post by: Miguelsan
18) And only half of him.
19) With the other half coming the next turn.
M.
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Post by: HellsGuardian316
(20) Your opponent has an evil goatee and moustache and plays all his games accompanied by two purple bombshells with two boobs between them. (and yes you have looked "very" closely)
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Post by: Tri
(21) he just rolled a 12 on a D6 and his snipers penatrate the LR armour
(22) he rolls 5 dice but theres clearly now 7 on the table
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Post by: typhus
omg not again!!
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
lol..
(23) his face/hands/arms/body are covered with pimples... but they appear to be moving of their own accord...
(24) his pieces are moved by a swarm of flies rather than him moving them
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Post by: wuestenfux
He eats the kids playing YuGiOh in the game store.
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Post by: focusedfire
26) He speaks in a gravelly latin
27)He's wearing a GW staffer shirt.
28)He hisses every time the words immortal emperor are uttered
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29) He can play his army without even touching the models.
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Post by: focusedfire
30) you're sucked into the warp during a game, make your way back out and hauntingly hear your opponents laughter as you try to account for the lost time to your significant other. 31) when an inquisitor shows up and starts to purge your opponent mid-game
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Post by: helgrenze
32) His models change to match whatever he says they have.
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Post by: Shrike78
33) He floats into the room.
34) When graciously making tea for you, he boils the water by putting the kettle on his forehead
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Post by: Shrike78
Shrike78 wrote:33) He floats into the room.
34) When graciously making tea for you, he boils the water by putting the kettle on his forehead
ummm.... I'd like to apologize for 34... he kinda slipped out ... sorry
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Post by: Xav
33) You mention your friend who is a grey Knights player is coming in today, and he makes a whole in the roof with his tongue and flys away, and his models follow him.
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34) He'll only play on the dimly lit table in the back of the shop
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Post by: SonsOfLoki
he plays Magic: the gathering and/or YuGiOh when hes not painting his deamons
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
he has an old book, musty kind of odor about him, his clothing is all blue and gold robes, and he keeps muttering under his breath... something about a zzeentch?? seentch?? i dunno... he's muttering so its hard to make out
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Post by: 1hadhq
37) a group of grey armoured giants teleports into your gaming room and begin to cleanse and purify....
38) he can't touch your inquisition models
39) the terrain of your gaming table changes in his deployment zone to a dreaded chaos
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Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta
40) He spits whenever you mention The Emperor.
41) You suffer a Perils of the Warp attack while you're thinking of what to do next.
42) When he loses, he turns that thunderstorm outside into a Warpstorm.
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Post by: Xav
43) When he uses lash of submission, he achualy uses lash of submission.
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Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta
44) When his Masque uses Pavane of Slaanesh, everyone in the immediate vicinity starts dancing.
45) Including your models.
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Post by: Xav
46) He suddenly starts rising into the air and glows a soft red.
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Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta
47) When he uses Doombolt, HE fires them from his right index finger.
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Post by: Imperial
48) his face constantly changes to a horror's face to psyche you out
49)She carries baby nurglings with her
50)She has one boob not 2
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Post by: HellsGuardian316
@44/45 My models wouldn't dance, there's too much glue on their bases. However, i would accept base stomping and the occasional bongo's on the dreadnoughts armour
(afterthought ... don't think the dread would be happy though)
(ton ting tan ton ton tan "stop it" ton ton ting tonny tonny "Stop it!!" tan tallalalalalal tin tin tan ta ton "RRAAAHH" squishes several space marines using his armour as a bongo)
I need a life, lmao
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Post by: Xav
My friends dread leg wouldnt stick down, so one is hovering 2" above the base, looks like hes dancing.
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Post by: Reaper6
Hang on, need a run up !
He makes all of GW's moneygrabbinrulechangincodextwistinrangeshortenindicecrazyfluffrewritinscalewarpinwebsitealterinmodelmiscastinsmurffavourinsillars*dbullsh t sound so gosh-darned reasonable !
then points out that while you were decyphering this he kicked your army around the table, TWICE !
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Post by: Crazy_Carnifex
they thow a vortex grenade, and a hole appears in the table.
They forget their Soulgrinder, Ask to borrow one of your tanks. It promptly mutates.
The Deamon hunter shelf space disapears (Shelves and all) in broad daylight, with the employee restocking them.
The lifesized space marine in the store front turns out to be painted in Black legion colours.
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Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta
His Skulltaker starts slashing the heads off of your models.
He offers one of the store employees to the Chaos Gods, and a Bloodthrister bursts out of that same employee.
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Post by: Imperial
After a match you ask for some change for the bus and says I will give you change if you pledge your soul to me
Gains red skin when angry
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Post by: SandSons
He summons a greater daemon and the model is flayed and a replica of your opponent appears as the greater daemon
He attempts to use his plasma guns to drop pie plates you call him up about it and you are suddenly on the table under that pie plate and its starting to get really hot.
When you opponent fields this army http://belloflostsouls.blogspot.com/2008/12/jody-tuckers-cult-of-fire-daemons-of.html
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
He can turn his head around 360 degrees.
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Post by: focusedfire
When, in game, his hand brushes an inquisitor and he gets burned,
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Post by: focusedfire
If he disapears everytime a cock roach show up.
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Post by: Reaper6
He stares longingly at the GW store's Eldar Display whilst muttering "*sigh* Those were the days... Oh what times we had !"
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Post by: Cheese Elemental
He crawls up onto the ceiling and starts gibbering and rotating his head.
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Post by: somecallmeJack
When the forefeit for having lost the game is having your head taken for the skull-throne.
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Post by: lolzman
51)his models start shouting blood for the blood god!!
52) on the last turn he is about to lose when he summons 10 deamon prince next to all of your troops
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Post by: lolzman
my bad at 52
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Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta
53) When you look up to face him, he has two heads. Then, when you look at him again, his nose is bigger. Then, when you look at him a third time, he has 3 eyes.
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
When he tells you that he's posessed by a demon.
(Actually, that doesn't work, cause demons lie.)
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Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta
Orkeosaurus wrote:When he tells you that he's possessed by a demon.
(Actually, that doesn't work, cause demons lie.)
Wrong, Fateweaver tells the truth
55) When he moves his hand to move his models, his hand splits into multiple smaller hands and they split into even more smaller hands until he has enough hands for each of his models. The he proceeds to move them.
Dang, playing horde-Orks must be a bastard for him.
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Post by: Tri
56) he's the guy you never follow to the WC ... he must be some unholy nurgle spawn; no one human should be able to make it reak that badly
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Post by: Shrike78
he's 2 feet tall, has long pointy ears, and is green, he talks funny, not so much you can't understand him, but enough that you wonder how long he's had that speech impediment, and whether anyone has the balls to ask him.
Eventually, someone does ask him.
That poor someone is promptly picked up by nothing and thrown against the metal model display, impaling him.
The mean, green, midget with long pointy ears reaches into his robes and pulls out a beer. You notice the thick five oclock shadow surounding his face. He takes a long pull from the bottle and looks at you, his eyes glazed over in an almost toxic comination of old age, beer, and the crazies and says,
"Tired I am, of this light side bull ," he takes another pull, "Get this over with we must. Running out of beer I am"
He then promplty staggers into a life size space marine model, which falls over, crushing him.
You steal all his warhammer stuff.
.... maybe I'm thinking of something else
or maybe I'm just awsome
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Post by: sphynx
(58) he doesent bring an army to your store. only death. and maybe magic the gathering cards.
(59) he'll have tuna somewhere.
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Post by: focusedfire
60)Your opponent tells you he has a "corporate" job.
61)your opponent is female(I know, Iknow, its just a joke)
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62) your opponent tells you he's a lawyer.
63)He's accompanied by a cloud of flies.
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64) he laughs at you when you say "i play orks" and then cries after you drop a horde of boyz on the table
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Post by: BrotherAtrox
(65) It writhes in pain as I burn it with a Sanctified Flamer. All Demons will perish in the Light of the Emperor.
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Post by: focusedfire
66)He's accompanied by theme music fron the Omen and introduces himself as Damien.
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67) His hot GF named Lilith is always trying to seduce you
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68) His deamon army all look like Barney, dance like Barney, and sing I Love You, You love Me.
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69) He never shows up for a scheduled game with the inquisition.
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Post by: Shrike78
70) you bring a cross... just in case things get a little out of hand
71) He stares at the cross, stares at you, stares at the cross again, and wrests it out of your hand, confirming your worst fears about christianity (just kidding... don't kill me oh holy one... please... )
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Post by: Crazy_Carnifex
He loses, spits at you, misses, the guy at the next table explodes... he is either a demon or new Tyranid organism with Bio-Plasma
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
he loses, spits at you, misses... the mucous gets up off the ground, dancing around you... splitting off into other mucousy forms and slowly drown you
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Post by: Crazy_Carnifex
He reffers to his granfather as Nurgle
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76) When he isn't playing you see him whispering in the ear of one of the IG players
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Post by: Shrike78
77) He wears a T-shirt saying, "horus is my homeboy"
78) He wears a T-shirt saying, "My other vessel is a primarch" (you will only get this one if you read fulgrim"
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Post by: focusedfire
79)While using both hands to measure distance and he's sipping the High Energy beverage in his tentacle.
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Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta
80) She has 8 boobs not 2
81) He sneezes and all manner of fluids flies out. Boogaz, pus, you name it.
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Post by: helgrenze
82) His army of Noise Marines is led by A miniture Celine Dion.... and sounds like it.
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Post by: Noisy_Marine
Nurglings crawl out of his rear and dance around the table.
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Post by: HellsGuardian316
@Noisy_Marine
FLY SWATTER TIME!!! (que fun time music)
(84) Every time you start a match he grabs the nearest creature to sacrifice it to his god to win favour over the dice rolling
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Post by: focusedfire
85) Everytime you play him you hear voices in your head and they have duct taped your normal voices mouths shut to where you can only hear them struggling in the background...Mmphh...mmmmpphhh .
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Post by: focusedfire
86) Everytime a Priest walks by he suddenly looks like an altar boy(To much?).
Sorry, just going for a joke.
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Post by: Shrike78
focusedfire wrote:86) Everytime a Priest walks by he suddenly looks like an altar boy(To much?).
Sorry, just going for a joke.
... wait what?... oh... ooohhh ... that's bad... funny... but bad
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
When she's purple, almost naked, slightly scaly (hair), and hot.
You would totally tap that. Like a keg. And pledge your eternal soul for five in the closet with her.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Actuall, I would only pledge my eternal soul for two hours or more.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
he is wielding a sword... thts red... his tongue is fifteeen inches long... And he just decapitated your cat that for some reason you decided to bring with you to the store.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
He has a Soulgrinder with a penis attached to it.
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Post by: Reaper6
72) He's got his arms folded across his chest, to go with his smug look, but you can still see his hands on the table.
73) He rolls a dice at random times, even during your turn. Every time it comes up 1, a customer runs screaming from the store. Every time it comes up 6 the GW staff stop whatever they're doing and start humming the theme from the Old Spice adverts ( yes, I'm THAT old ! )
BTW, Happy New Year !
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
74) he rambles incessantly about his WoW character that is slowly dying because he is neglecting it to play 40k.
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Post by: focusedfire
75)His/Her eyes turn yellow or black.
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Post by: focusedfire
76)He/She offers you a deal to always have a competitive army and that your favorite army well never get outdated in exchange for a favor/offering/soul.
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77)Dean&Sam show up at that very moment and "Gank him/her.
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87) he changes the numbering on several posts about his being a demon.
88) His dice bleed every time he rolls a 1...
89) Your eyes bleed every time he rolls a 6.
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Post by: Crazy_Carnifex
When he can do the hand thing from Indiana Jones.
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Post by: Shrike78
He promises to give you a double lash spam army in exchange for your soul
That's right... I just went there...
(whispers) please don't kill me
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Your opponent is Shrike78.
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Post by: Shrike78
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Your opponent is Shrike78.
hey... aren't you the guy I gave that dual lash army to?
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Shrike78 wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Your opponent is Shrike78.
hey... aren't you the guy I gave that dual lash army to?
No, you gave me a bunch of ork or tau. Can't remeber which though. Think i sold them for eighty bucks.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Your opponent is
RANDALL FLAGG!!!
Classic Stephan King reference.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
A catholic priest is regurlarley called by the store to exorcise the demon from the store, because it's closing time and he won't leave.
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Post by: Reaper6
Golden Eyed Scout wrote: A catholic priest is regurlarley called by the store to exorcise the demon from the store, because it's closing time and he won't leave.
Just so you know, I know a priest who actually plays this game ( says it's good for the soul to vent ungodly thoughts in a friendly atmosphere ! ) and claims the almighty helped him choose his army ! He was an IG player before he joined the God Botherers, but he switched.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
WOW! I never thought that a priest would play this.
And now i'm tempted to say something about a priest.
Darn.
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Post by: Reaper6
Go ahead, scout. With his sense of humour he'd probably find it funny.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Little boys play.....
Never mind. I'll get another warning about my behaviour.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Your opponent is none other than yours truly....
GOLDEN EYED SCOUT.
Yeah, and that is fo realsies.
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Post by: helgrenze
Your opponant summons his demons and Ozzy, Manson And Alice Cooper suddenly walk into the store.
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Post by: Reaper6
Golden Eyed Scout : Yeah, ok, think I get where you're going with that. Best not, like you said you'd get a slap from the mods, but he's heard all of those jokes before so he's fine with that.
helgrenze wrote:Your opponant summons his demons and Ozzy, Manson And Alice Cooper suddenly walk into the store.
You been watching the Try Warcraft adverts ?
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Post by: Shrike78
The best one is with MR. T
(whispers) May he guard the path of eternal turtle pie forever
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Post by: Reaper6
Back on topic :
when you're lining up a shot, and his models shuffle 2" to the right and out of LOS .
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Post by: Shrike78
Your opponent looks at you, and asks if you want to play for keeps. When you ask what that means, he tells you that if you win, you get the board, and if he wins, he get to open a warp portal on it instead.
Too late, you look at his army list, and realize that all of his deamons have sustained assault, and without number.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Your opponent screams about "Making Reaper6 eating a s t for the EMPRAH!" HAH! I knew I could totallylet our dookie thing into a nother thread. YEAH I PWN YOU DOOKIE JOKE!!!!
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Post by: Shrike78
edit (sorry scout confused me with his post... I thought that this was the you know you play too much 40k thread)
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Your opponentsdeamon prince is a converted hollow.
Your opponenet somehow has railguns.
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Post by: Reaper6
When his Nurgle army sees my Chaplain and makes a spontaneous Fall Back Move whilst muttering " No ! Not Him ! HE'S GONNA EAT ME !"
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Post by: Shrike78
Reaper6 wrote:When his Nurgle army sees my Chaplain and makes a spontaneous Fall Back Move whilst muttering " No ! Not Him ! HE'S GONNA EAT ME !"
By your chaplain... do you mean me?
Anyways... :
When you can smell your opponent 15 minutes before he gets to the store,
He coes in wearing lots of leather, and you realize that there are lumps where there should be no lumps
He has a beak
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Post by: Reaper6
Shrike78 wrote:By your chaplain... do you mean me?
Sorry, Brother, I mean...
... HIM
But as Chaplain of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie ( Blessed be the PIE ) you are, of course, welcome to come and join in
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Post by: Shrike78
*sniff, I'd just like to say, that this is the first thread I've made to get over 3 pages... and also*sniff, this is the first thread of mine to become a hot topic...
Thank you... thank you all!
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
The store members drink holy water, regularly confess to a priest, and carry crosses and those holy wafers around with them whenever Golden Eyed Scout comes to the store.
It's.... unfortunately, false..... but not if it's Shrike78!
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Post by: Shrike78
I'm not a demon...
well, only on sundays.
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Post by: helgrenze
A terrorist cell sets up shop near your FLGS to try to kill the "great satan."
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Post by: Shrike78
helgrenze wrote:A terrorist cell sets up shop near your FLGS to try to kill the "great satan."
I don't get it
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Post by: Llamahead
Your opponent has a bad habit of projectile vomiting when you present your list (unless you have a spam lash when it's normal behaviour)
The dice are always right for him whenever you play him whatever you do. It can't be that he has better tactics than you NO it must be dark sorcery most heinous.
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Post by: Shrike78
When he beats you.
did someone already post something like this? if so.. sorry
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
when the catholic church established a deadly kill-team to destroy the demon, but they include use you as their sole source of information. Yaeh. It happened.
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Post by: PestilenceBlossom
Reaper6 wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote: A catholic priest is regurlarley called by the store to exorcise the demon from the store, because it's closing time and he won't leave.
Just so you know, I know a priest who actually plays this game ( says it's good for the soul to vent ungodly thoughts in a friendly atmosphere ! ) and claims the almighty helped him choose his army ! He was an IG player before he joined the God Botherers, but he switched.
Does he use a chaplain as his HQ choice? Has he blessed his models? His dice? Does he make the sign of the cross when he sees a Daemon army??? Huh, huh, HUH?????
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Post by: Reaper6
PestilenceBlossom wrote:
Does he use a chaplain as his HQ choice? Has he blessed his models? His dice? Does he make the sign of the cross when he sees a Daemon army??? Huh, huh, HUH?????
He has 2 armies at his disposal. For his SM army ( his own chapter, the Templar Fidelis) his HQ is a Captain, but his force includes a Chaplain. His other force is Daemonhunters.
Yes, he blesses his models as he packs them before travelling to battle.
Yes, he blesses his dice once his models are packed.
The sign of the cross is included in each blessing, but fighting a Daemon army only makes him try harder ( you could call it team rivalry I suppose ) though he is trying to figure out how to make the sign of the Aquila.
Also, in church, the gaming members of his flock are allowed to kneel and put a finger to the side of the head when praying, should they so choose, instead of the sterotypical clasping of hands ( he's a progressive sort of chap )
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Post by: Shrike78
Reaper6 wrote:PestilenceBlossom wrote:
Does he use a chaplain as his HQ choice? Has he blessed his models? His dice? Does he make the sign of the cross when he sees a Daemon army??? Huh, huh, HUH?????
He has 2 armies at his disposal. For his SM army ( his own chapter, the Templar Fidelis) his HQ is a Captain, but his force includes a Chaplain. His other force is Daemonhunters.
Yes, he blesses his models as he packs them before travelling to battle.
Yes, he blesses his dice once his models are packed.
The sign of the cross is included in each blessing, but fighting a Daemon army only makes him try harder ( you could call it team rivalry I suppose ) though he is trying to figure out how to make the sign of the Aquila.
Also, in church, the gaming members of his flock are allowed to kneel and put a finger to the side of the head when praying, should they so choose, instead of the sterotypical clasping of hands ( he's a progressive sort of chap )
Bravo!
Allowing a religion steeped in the persecution of others to proliferate
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Post by: Reaper6
Reaper6 wrote:Also, in church, the gaming members of his flock are allowed to kneel and put a finger to the side of the head when praying, should they so choose, instead of the sterotypical clasping of hands ( he's a progressive sort of chap )
In his eyes, any show of faith is at least a start
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
he is able to have Taco Bell hot sauce, and he doesn't start to fart flames after half an hour!
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
He knows where the chiuaua is buried.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Ron Perlman is your opponent. And he's in full Hellboy regilia.
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Post by: focusedfire
He's fat, wearing clown make-up, and keeps talking to and insulting one of his models he's named spawn.
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Post by: Deff Dread red Edition
He comes in wearing a Jonas brothers T-shirt,as only Demons can withstand there awfulness!
(sorrected spelling)
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Post by: helgrenze
A plague of Flies preceeds his entrance into YFLGS
His Nurgle stand-in is a coffee can he refers to a "Prince Albert" and you can hear a small tapping sound coming from it everytime it is moved.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
When irratated he seduces your girlfriend and teaches her
"What a god does." Now she has left me for freakin Sigvald the Magnifiecent, and I'm going blind from....... You know what. Too much. I finish when someone else posts after me so I don't get a warning about my behaviour.
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Post by: Warboss Spleenstaba
every time he kills one of your models he takes the head off and puts it in his carrying case marked "Skulls for the Skull Throne!!!!"
he likes twilight
his name is dick cheney
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Post by: Shrike78
Warboss Spleenstaba wrote:
his name is dick cheney
that's not fair.... you shouldn't insult demons like that
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Post by: Warboss Spleenstaba
Shrike78 wrote:Warboss Spleenstaba wrote:
his name is dick cheney
that's not fair.... you shouldn't insult demons like that
lolz you know he's a blood thirster
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Post by: ungulateman
Nope, he's the Changer of Where the WMDs are.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
kay now I can finish my post.
Going blind from self abs. Use. Hah! Not quite as funny, but better safe than sorry.
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Post by: Shrike78
He comes in... a wild look in his eyes...
Then, Chuck norris, Mr. T, Captain Kirk, and Captain Picard burst through the walls, guns blazing.
When the smoke settles, you opponent lies on the floor, dazed.
You realize that he looks remarkably like jervis Jhonson
"that's enough foo!" Mr. T says
"Quite right, we're through with your games Q" says Picard, as all five disappear.
A pie is left behind, and it is delicious
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
He believes in Turtle Pie. (it's true. He ate souls right in front of me. And he lives in Cali!)
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Post by: GoFenris
After he completely thrashes you, he asks what you would give to play as good as him. He cheats, or you think he does. You just can't quite catch him. His Deamonette figures gyrate slowly and...it's...quite...distracting...and...Wha- The games over? I lost?
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Post by: ultramarine1
when he his arm has a turtle pie tattoo that starts glowing...
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
He played Left4Dead on Expert, killed his teamates, almost made it to the chopper, got butt raped, no lube (three tanks at once) and beat it.
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Post by: Tri
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:He played Left4Dead on Expert, killed his teamates, almost made it to the chopper, got butt raped, no lube (three tanks at once) and beat it.
i know people have heard this but
DO NOT WATCH THIS AT WORK WITH SOUND TURNED UP
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Ew.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Your opponent is a chick.
(Sorry, especially to you beautiful girlies out there.)
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Post by: Sternguard_rock
When he feilds Marnus calgar..... and other ultramarnies.
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Post by: JD21290
golden, we got 5 girlies at out LGS
and all know how to play
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Post by: focusedfire
He wins KP missions with the IG.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
JD21290 wrote:golden, we got 5 girlies at out LGS
and all know how to play
I hate you. Wait....... are they hot? Naw, just kiddin'. Nice to know. But to continue my joke.......
I told you so.
Hours after they have the.... let's call it The Red Rage. We are cowering, praying to the god emporer or khorne to help us.
But not even Khorne can save us.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Your opponent is Rob Zombie.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Your opponent is Joaquin Phoenix, after that Letterman interview.
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Post by: Mr.R4nd0m
When he coughs up blood and you offer to drive him to the hospital and his reply is "Don't worry its not mine."
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Post by: dragonfire
Your opponet is Stephen King.
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
your opponent is Larry King, or George Burns
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
dragonfire wrote:Your opponet is Stephen King.
Yay! Strephan King! But what about Randall Flagg?
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
dragonfire wrote:Your opponet is Stephen King.
your opponent is Stephen Colbert
"And now for tonight's Word..."
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Post by: toymaker
it looks like my Ex-wife
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Post by: Superscope
- When your units take unsaved wounds, small portals to the warp open up under them and sucks in the models that are dead.
- He wins HTH with tau
- His dice have spikes coming from the edges
- When he walks into a GW store all the SM, IG and Deamonhunter box sets and blister packs suddenly become set on fire
- He breaks your tanks with IG lasguns
- You note that your models start melting
- You watch the melted plastic reform themselves into chaos demons
- His dice are on fire...... and he's rolling 50 IG lasguns rapid fire! *Throws the burning dice at your models*
- He creates a new chaos demon codex with warhammer 6th editon rulebook from thin air and then proceeds to use them to destory you
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
It is Anung Un Rama. That guy HAS to cheat! How could he be- wait he beat me AGAIN!!!????
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Ensis Ferrae wrote:dragonfire wrote:Your opponet is Stephen King.
your opponent is Stephen Colbert
"And now for tonight's Word..."
Jon Stewart is Slannesh.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Your opponent is my dad.
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Post by: Great Unclean One
If he has wings, when he deep strikes he cant move or assult, also if he cant take his oddly armour looking jacket off made of a golden material?
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Post by: Exarch_Nektel
You swear that the patterns contained within his Chaos Star pendant are changing.
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