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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
heres how you play the person above you posts a saying like
don't do drugs
the next person posts the same sentence but funnier like
don't do drugs because if you do drugs your a hipie and hipies are bad
heres mine
look before you cross
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Post by: Hawkins
look before you cross
Me, i dont look like much but i do have a car and will run you the hell over  (is that what you mean?)
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
yea spetty much but you need to post one as well
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Post by: Hawkins
ok.
If i could....
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
if i could then i didnt but i can so i wont
dont touch a hot iron....
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Post by: Mad Monk's Mekshop
don't touch a hot iron because your health insurance is gak
never drink water
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
never drink water instead try our diet water its 40% less watery
dont eat glue....
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Post by: Hawkins
dont eat glue because then you will have to share it with everyone.
If i had 2 cents for every time
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
if i had five cents for every million dollars i had i would have no five cents extra
dont sleep with the dogs......
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Post by: Owain
...Because that's bestiality.
Get a job.
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Post by: Mad Monk's Mekshop
get a job because mommy won't pay your rent for all eternity
Never do drugs
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
Never do drugs unless they're free.
A penny saved...
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Post by: Illeix
...only draws $0.01in intrest or less, save dollars instead.
use a condom, every time.
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
...use a condom, every time they'll make great balloons at your party.
Uncle Sam Wants You!
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Post by: Owain
...in bed. 
Look to your wargear! 
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
Look to your wargear! For that is where the adult mgazines are hidden!
When life gives you lemons...
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Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r
When life gives you lemons, get a new life
If I were you...
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
If I were you then you'd be me, wishing that I were you and that you were me.
Somebody think of the Children!
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
somebody think of the children! oh dam i hit 1 in my battle barrage
dont hit people
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Post by: halonachos
don't hit people, unless you pack one hell of a punch.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
Life is like a box of chocolates, if you have kids they feth it up.
An eye for an eye...
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Post by: Owain
Because the best way to stop daemonic forces from pouring into the material universe is to chuck body parts into the Eye of Terror.
The Emperor protects.
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
The Emperor Protects, that lasgun is just there to make you look good.
When in doubt...
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Post by: Grotzooka
When in doubt, EXTERMINATUS!
When I was your age...
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
When I was your age I was a lot younger than I am now.
No pain, no gain.
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
No pain, No gain No victory dance
its not weather you win or lose...
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how bad you beat the other guy.
If a tree falls in the woods...
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Post by: Grotzooka
If a tree falls in the woods and hits a mime, does anybody care?
(Thank you, Gary Larson)
Lean on me...
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
(Gary Larson FTW)
Lean on me, it gets me all excited.
A bird in the hand...
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Post by: Grotzooka
A bird in the hand is tame or dead.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... A bird getting sucked into a plane!
If today was your last day...
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Post by: Grotzooka
If today was your last day then things would kinda suck.
2+2=...
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Post by: Owain
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... just a bird. I really need to lay off the Vicodin.
Chocolate is delicious.
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
@Owain: Again, you got ninja'd.
2+2 = Windows!
Do you know the Muffin Man?
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Post by: halonachos
Do you know the muffin man? The one that murdered Twinkie the kid?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall...
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
mirror mirror on the wall whos been ninjad most of all
whoa look at that......
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
Vulkan_He'stan wrote:mirror mirror on the wall whos been ninjad most of all?
 Woah! Look at that...  In the Grimdarkness of the Far Future...
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Post by: Grotzooka
In the grim darkness of the far future, there are little plastic men with guns.
Knock, knock...
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
Knock, knock.
Feth off.
If a bear takes a dump in the woods...
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
when a bear takes a dump in the wood grots eat it
if only i ............
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
If only I brought a bullet-proof vest!
Out of the frying pan...
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
out of the frying pan what the feth were you doing in it
why did you...........
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Post by: halonachos
Why did you let your girlfriend play warhammer?
When in doubt...
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Post by: Owain
When it doubt, use tactics.
Purge the unclean...
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
Purge the unclean, or at least make them deoderant.
No pain, no gain.
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Post by: Malecus
No pain, no gain, masochist has a bad laundry day.
I once knew an ork from Nantucket...
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
I once knew an ork from Natucket,
Who killed people with a giant bucket.
As he walked over here,
I was gripped with fear,
And I said to myself "Well,  it."
Don't cry over spilled milk...
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Post by: Grotzooka
Don't cry over spilled milk, unless you also dropped your cookie.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Orksies all say 'Ere we go!'
Please don't stop the music...
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Post by: DaWarWren
Please don't stop the music, it's stopping the voices in my head from forming a battle plan!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...
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Post by: Malecus
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck... if the wood chuck was Chuck Norris? (Sorry, too easy to fall in to that one.)
If I was the marrying kind, and I thank the good lord I'm not sir...
(Bonus points if your answer is one of the REAL answers to that one)
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if it ate a chainsword?
did you ever...........
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Post by: DaWarWren
Sorry Vulkan, think there has been ninjas in the
shadows... or possibly Kommandos
Just for the fun of it I can do both...
If I was the marrying kind, and I thank the good lord I'm not sir... the kind of rugger I would wed would be a rugby hooker!
Did you ever want to smash the computer simply because that soddin' paperclip popped up and asked if it could help!!?
(thanks for the inspiration Vulkan)
p.s - Chuck Norris rulez!!
8 out of 10 Eldar prefer to take 2 bottles into the shower...
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
8 out of 10 Eldar prefer to take 2 bottles into the shower for uneldarish reasons
how much wood would a dreadnought......
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
How much wood would a dreadnought destroy with his flamer?
9 outta 10 ain't bad...
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Post by: Malecus
9 outta 10 ain't bad, or at least the Fire Warrior thought so. Then the 10th Ork was in range, and he didn't have any more thoughts.
For the greater...
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Post by: halonachos
For the greater amount of turtle pie, one must engage in shenanigans.
Whatever will be will...
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
Actually, that one doesn't make sense.  Did you mistype?
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Post by: halonachos
I don't think so, he said "for the greater" and instead of saying "good" or "amount of persons" I invoked turtle pie.
So I made his sensible remark less sensible with a remark that is sensible, but less sensible in this case.
The phrase is "que sera sera" or something along that line, but when translated means "whatever will be will be". It was in a song.
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
whatever will be will be very yellow and bad for diabetes
if life gives you lemons....
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Post by: Owain
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
[Diabetics can drink lemonade... they just have to monitor their blood sugar and take insulin as needed.]
FOR THE EMPRAH AND...
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
FOR THE EMPRAH AND BEYOND
If you dont eat your greens youl.......
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Post by: halonachos
If you don't eat our greens you'll be made into the soylent greens.
Once upon a time...
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
once apon a time there was a duck who live with the space emperor but we wont go into that
finders keepers
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Post by: Grotzooka
Findurz keepurz, loosers git a choppa frew da 'ead! 
Somewhere over the rainbow...
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
Somewhere over the rainbow... there is a big fat ork call gazzy whos after grotzoka for putin a choppa in his head
i can fly......
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Post by: jwelvis629
I can fly like an ostrich and sting like a fudgesicle...
Do onto others as you would have them...
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
Do onto others as you would have them if you want
if i had money for every time........
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Post by: jwelvis629
If I had money for every time I post on Dakka Dakka, I'd double my salary, since I post from work
When you're the Wing Man, you never...
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
when your the wing man you never the foot man
are you stalking all my games as you seem to have posted an all of them in the last 5 mins
anyways back on topic
if you play to many video games.................
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Post by: jwelvis629
If you play too many video games, your computer will be safe from viruses, since you won't have time to download porn
funny that all the threads I'm hitting are yours, Vulcan... you evidently have cool ides for games
You are what you...
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
you are what you are no duh
yey someone likes my games
if you dont...............
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Post by: jwelvis629
If you don't stop making fun games that I like to play, I won't get any work done at all!
A bird in the hand is worth...
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Post by: BishopGore
A bird in the hand is worth squeezing until it pops.
Killing time...
(WOO, I'm not a Grot any more!)
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
(WOO, I'm not a Grot any more!) but you are, your just in a can
if i had a pound for....
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Post by: jwelvis629
If I had a pound for pound best boxer in the world for a best friend, I'd sing "Party in America" in bars without fear
If you can't say something nice to someone...
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
If you can't say something nice to someone then don't blow your nose in your sleeve
if life gives you lemons...............
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Post by: -=Scar=-
If life gives you lemons makes lemonade
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Post by: shas'o vera
IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE THAT NOW CONTAINS 100% MORE ORANGE JUICE
SOB's suck......... 
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Post by: jwelvis629
SOBs suck lemons and spit out perfectly mixed screwdrivers
may the force be...
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
may the force be hidden in here????
if i could fly...................
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Post by: shas'o vera
if i could flly i would touch all the SOB's in existence.
live to win take........
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Post by: jwelvis629
live to win take their money and get out of vegas
When you wish upon a star....
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
When you wish upon a star ask them for a refund
whats that.........
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Post by: jwelvis629
what's that horrible ugly growth on your arm? Your fiance?
You can run and you can hide...
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
you can run and you can hide, thats because were playing hide and seek.
if i could................
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Post by: shas'o vera
if i could fly, i could touch the sky
its one small step for
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Post by: jwelvis629
it's one small step off the cliff, but it's still a long fall for the lemmings
be sure to buckle up or else...
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Post by: beethoveN
be sure to buckle up or that cop will crash nto you trying to pull you over.
windows vista doesn't work because...
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Post by: jwelvis629
windows vista doesn't work because Bill Gates is actually a Gnoblar
What you do for yourself dies with you, what you do for...
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Post by: aka_tizz
What you do for yourself dies with you, what you do for the others it's called humanitary aid
Stick a knife in your eye or you...
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Post by: jwelvis629
Stick a knife in your eye or you will never make a good pirate
step on a crack and...
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Post by: shas'o vera
step on a crack and break every bone in your body, those things hurt ya know
chuck norris can.....
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Post by: Grotzooka
Chuck Norris can go die in a hole, for all I care.
GET TO THE...
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Post by: shas'o vera
GET TO THE CAKE!!!! OH NO!!! ITS A LIE!!!!
chuck norris cam
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Post by: halonachos
chuck norris camps in COD, but no one complains.
Oh my God, they...
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Post by: shas'o vera
oh my god, they are selling warhammer 40K!!!!! at double the price!!!!!! i didn't think it was possible
chuck norris c
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Post by: aka_tizz
chuck norris can't be mentioned in this thread again, or people will die!!! 
Jump a 10-story-high building after watching Spiderman, and...
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Post by: shas'o vera
Jump a 10-story-high building after watching Spiderman, and chuck norris will roundhouse kick you
IMA FIRRIN......
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Post by: Anshal
IM FIRRIN MA SPAMCANNON
All Norwegians.......
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Post by: shas'o vera
all norrwegians, are awesome!!!!
THIS IS....
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
THIS IS SPAMLAND!!!!!
If you don't...........
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Post by: shas'o vera
if you dont stop insulting chuck norris then he will kill you!!
numa numa yay........
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Post by: Corvus
numa numa YAY I FOUND A TINY MEXICAN MIDGET JUST LIKE I ALWAYS WANTED!
The more you know...
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Post by: shas'o vera
the more you know, the less you find
i am the one and only.......
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Post by: aka_tizz
I am the one and only who can beat the crap out of Chuck Norris.
Women are never...
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Post by: shas'o vera
women are never nagging around chuck norris
why.....
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Post by: Anshal
Why dose my dog lick my cactus
shas'o vera likcs......
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Post by: shas'o vera
shas'o vera likcs but only if you can spell correctly
Anshal is....
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
Anshal is scaring me
WHy did you............
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Post by: shas'o vera
why did you start this topic?
attempting to give a...
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Post by: Anshal
attempting to give a hand
What if.....
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Post by: shas'o vera
what if the world was filled with vikings?
if only
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Post by: Anshal
If only you were my slave
Why not....
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Post by: Vulkan_He'stan
why not make a song about thors first year of dakka dakka
if i could................
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Post by: Grotzooka
If I could, then I would.
And now for something completely different...
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Post by: Anshal
And now for something completely different sexy ork
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Post by: beethoveN
good job starting another one.
the point in carpetball is to get the
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