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THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/17 15:57:54


Post by: halonachos


Oh and Eldar are also included in that list.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/17 19:40:16


Post by: Urban Guard


low gw prices


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/17 19:53:40


Post by: Urban Guard


someone experienced with a plasma weapon


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/17 21:35:19


Post by: GoFenris


Ogryns dressed as Sisters of Battle cheerleaders. Although they would probably be willing.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/17 22:32:33


Post by: Urban Guard


the emperors dick


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/18 05:14:00


Post by: augfubuoy


P4NC4K3 wrote:A sensible American...
Oh wait! you meant in 40k!!!
in that case, an Inquisitor doing stand-up




You're just jealous mate!


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/18 05:16:26


Post by: Cryonicleech


Hmmm,

GW actually NOT focus on SM's (not that I mind, of course)


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/18 05:22:40


Post by: augfubuoy


SINISM wrote:

shes not the first...

I actually play with a couple girls around here...

just in my local community of players...

I'm the only one who plays CSMs...

I'm just glad to see a lady out there proud of her slannesh marines...

so yeah...


Someone who plays Slannesh who doesn't cream over another person who also plays Slannesh!

JK bro.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/18 06:49:00


Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta


Eldar avec rivets.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/18 07:19:00


Post by: ricekake87


A TAU with a hammer......


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/18 14:44:41


Post by: ip vin snarller dehizvin


An ork who hates to kill others.



THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/18 20:36:24


Post by: Urban Guard


a smart ork


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/19 03:27:50


Post by: GoFenris


Orks are smart, they build Deff Dreds and Deff Koptas and all sorts of stuff.

How about, not just a Ork that hates to kill but a full blown pacifist Ork.

This one has probably already been done but a good Tau CC unit.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/19 03:35:17


Post by: ip vin snarller dehizvin


An Ork Stompper That only planted flowers.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/19 05:10:18


Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta


An Ork Stompa without feet.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/19 06:00:56


Post by: GoFenris


Commisar Yarrick using his right hand for...


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/19 07:18:31


Post by: Sternguard_rock


Ohhhhh man.......... You just went that little bit to far!!


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/19 09:53:01


Post by: halonachos


ricekake87 wrote:A TAU with a hammer......


And a sickle perhaps?


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/19 12:23:24


Post by: ip vin snarller dehizvin


A power claw Back scratcher.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/19 16:30:48


Post by: GoFenris


Sternguard_rock wrote:Ohhhhh man.......... You just went that little bit to far!!

Ha! No you did. I meant it as a fill in the blank. Him doing anything right handed (except killing and shredding vehicles) has it's own implied comedy. Like picking his nose, brushing his teeth, spreading jam on toast, etc.



IG troops drinking Slurm. (although I secretly hope someone does this model!)


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/19 17:03:54


Post by: waaagh!orksrocks


A grot leading a waaagh! although (leaves to start converting)


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/19 17:30:16


Post by: warsmith pyrus


A full thousand marine chapter performing riverdance in their power armour before the enemy in battle.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/19 21:31:16


Post by: Septic


halonachos wrote:
ricekake87 wrote:A TAU with a hammer......


And a sickle perhaps?


In Tau empire battle suits you!


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/20 00:23:42


Post by: GoFenris


waaagh!orksrocks wrote:A grot leading a waaagh! although (leaves to start converting)


Sorry, I think someone beat you to it. Although I'd like to see your interpretation! Note: These images are not mine


[Thumb - grotskulla.jpg]
[Thumb - grot warboss dred.jpg]


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/20 00:35:38


Post by: tahthing


A grot becomeing a warboss


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/20 01:33:11


Post by: Agemann1


A necron with feelings.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/20 02:51:32


Post by: KingCracker


This thread ever dying! BWA HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Orks not being pure kick ass to stay OT


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/20 03:23:49


Post by: tahthing


this thread dieing
that you would never ever see!


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/20 03:26:16


Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta


Sternguard_rock wrote:Ohhhhh man.......... You just went that little bit to far!!

Dude, he meant Yarrick using his right hand for picking his nose.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/20 03:42:13


Post by: ip vin snarller dehizvin


A Necron married to an Ork loving grot.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/20 04:47:24


Post by: Superscope


Septic wrote:
halonachos wrote:
ricekake87 wrote:A TAU with a hammer......


And a sickle perhaps?


In Tau empire battle suits you!


Lawl, that just made my day

here's my 2 cents. Games workshop NOT focused on too many space marines >.>


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/20 14:03:43


Post by: ip vin snarller dehizvin


GW selling a full unit in a box. instead of you having to buy two boxes to finish your unit.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/20 16:19:31


Post by: deadly chicken


slaanesh making up with the eldar over killing thier gods!

an intelligent ork player!

a guardsmen that can survive bolter fire!


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/20 16:30:35


Post by: deadly chicken


GoFenris wrote:
Imagine the Eldar getting to have sex again.


I'd rather not!


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/20 20:49:35


Post by: halonachos


Imagine the dark eldar having sex...oh wait, then imagine a slaa... umm... imagine a nurgling having sex with a bloodthirster.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/22 02:38:10


Post by: ip vin snarller dehizvin


This tread going on much longer.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/22 13:12:27


Post by: Bugsfromhell


I have acctually seen this! a librarian with a dagger for a force weapon! [it acctually looked like a crappy kitchen knife with cheesy effects on it].

It was funny cause it suffered ID with my carnifix in the 2nd turn [splat!]


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/22 15:29:36


Post by: halonachos


People not saying that this thread will not last much longer.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/22 16:28:17


Post by: GoFenris


halonachos wrote:People not saying that this thread will not last much longer.


Great! Now you jinxed it!!! -+-=+


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/22 22:30:33


Post by: ip vin snarller dehizvin


double jinx


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/22 23:29:41


Post by: orkishlyorkish


For my BA..... People who DON'T go crazy? Even that chaplain went crazy to a certain extent lol.







THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/22 23:46:31


Post by: orkishlyorkish


Urban Guard wrote:a smart ork


TECHNICALLY fluff-wise it's possible. If an ork found the fungi that made the brainboyz or the lost race (watever you call it) smart then they would become ingenious and all knowing... The idea of an ork looking for the fungi on purpose is not possible though.


EDIT: and ate it lol =P





THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/23 18:17:45


Post by: The Bringer


ip vin snarller dehizvin wrote:This tread going on much longer.


me not agreeing with this.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/23 20:33:59


Post by: KingCracker


lol yea seriously.... 12 pages and counting? My god I started this puppy MONTHS ago and it still makes me laugh.
Things youd never see, is dakkites NOT making threads funny.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/24 17:37:22


Post by: phantommaster


I've seen a girl playing 40K.
She played Chaos.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/24 19:02:17


Post by: halonachos


She was playing slaanesh I guess, or at least undivided.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/24 20:39:31


Post by: oggers


A calm beserker.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/24 21:08:40


Post by: toroe



1) me being accepted by someone
2) one of my friends getting in to 40k
3) me getting serius


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/25 06:44:59


Post by: thekingofdinner


The Imperium realising that the 1000 psykers a day would be better used on the battlefield than mashed up and made into hamburgers for the emperor to eat.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/26 16:57:11


Post by: Septic


1000 psykers a day keeps the doctor away


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/27 14:28:38


Post by: halonachos


A McDonalds


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/27 14:56:22


Post by: IRPurple


a McEmperors? lol


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/27 16:35:30


Post by: deadly chicken


me not being freaked out by IrPurples new suggestion.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/27 21:12:20


Post by: halonachos


Burger Emperor


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/28 04:19:01


Post by: orkishlyorkish


warboss Gutsparkz wrote:Orks with twin power klaws. seriously, space marines get twin powerfists so i think we deserve somethin' like that dont we?


A big mek can take a PK and mega armour which comes with a PK so there you go, 2 PK's!!!





-Orkishly


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/28 04:21:15


Post by: orkishlyorkish


An ork that can build his own vehicle with his own metals that he got by mining.





-Orkishly


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/28 07:22:34


Post by: deadly chicken


a nerd not embarassing himself.

a nerd with friends

me with friends






p.s i have friends!


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/28 07:27:29


Post by: Mr.R4nd0m


Ork grammer school.

deadly chicken wrote:
p.s i have friends!

Sure you do and they all think your cool.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/29 15:47:18


Post by: halonachos


A space marine saying hes sorry for purging a CSM.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/30 00:15:00


Post by: UltramarineRV


An ork making a laptop with the dimensions height 2in by width 6in and length 7in

sombody making a real space marine

a moving marneus calgar with punching action

A dark eldar that sets all prisoners free for no reason

a cross breed of tau, eldar, space marines, Sob, orks, and some emperor

space marines on dancing with the stars with the emperor as the main dancer

that is what I think


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/04/30 00:27:48


Post by: UltramarineRV


Also a necron killing the ctan gods, grots overthrowing the orks,space marine leigon getting killed by a grot nude and without any weapons... JUST WEEGEE, marnues calgar killing roubert guilman


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/05 18:25:43


Post by: halonachos


A japanese peace lilly and a giant teddy bear. I made a reference!


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/05 23:11:58


Post by: Happygrunt


deadly chicken wrote:an intelligent ork player


I play orks and I am intelligent...

Games workshop haveing a sale.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/05 23:27:57


Post by: Sanctus-Malas


hmmmmmmm... I got it... A... Friendly... NECRON, skipping through a feild of grass with an Imperial Guardsmen


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/06 00:36:47


Post by: Darkreaver55


halonachos wrote:A japanese peace lilly and a giant teddy bear. I made a reference!


I see what you did there. Now, *phthbbtbt* jog on!

Some more things:

Thousand Sons Paternity Lawyers
Khornate Berzerker anger therapists
Emo Berzerkers "The blood for the Blood God flows from the cut arms of my most unfortunate downtrodden life darkness black blagh blargle..."
Accident-Free Trukk Driver Insurance
"The Greater Good for the Blood God!!"


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/06 03:17:20


Post by: Packeteer


Abaddon the Provider?


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/06 03:31:41


Post by: focusedfire


Emo Necrons

Emo Ork/Nobs

A "Casual" Dakka 40K tournament

Abbadon's White Crusade?

GW releasing a new codex that has zero rules conflicts/questions.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/06 11:35:06


Post by: Huffy


a "peaceful" long lasting treaty in the 40k universe


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/07 06:37:54


Post by: Arthas367


How bout a new codex with some real distinction and flavor in it, not special charcters that make the army *caugh space marines* or things that make little to no sense *caugh chaos demons*


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/07 18:34:34


Post by: halonachos


Mine tastes like laminated paper...needs ketchup.

OT: A giant mexican waving a daschund around like a flag while singing the korean national anthem while riding a unicycle on top of a landraider.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/08 01:44:54


Post by: Dronze


halonachos wrote:OT: A giant mexican waving a daschund around like a flag while singing the korean national anthem while riding a unicycle on top of a landraider.

Win.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/08 06:45:09


Post by: deadly chicken


lol


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/20 01:20:18


Post by: UltramarineRV


deadly chicken wrote:slaanesh making up with the eldar over killing thier gods!

an intelligent ork player!

a guardsmen that can survive bolter fire!

Already had that happen I shot a single guard squad with grey knight storm bolters last friday and I shouldv' killed them but the enemy rolled enough saves to cover only two guardsmen


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/20 01:43:21


Post by: bigdaddydreadnought


the end of 13375pe4k


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/20 03:20:02


Post by: CF Scout


The idea of a Carnifex in a Crisis suit was the first thing that came to mind for me.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/20 03:31:24


Post by: Shadowbrand


A Chaos Landspeeder


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/20 10:35:41


Post by: CF Scout


Shadowbrand wrote:A Chaos Landspeeder


I actually built a Chaos Landspeeder using VDR rules back in the day. It was part of my Noise Marine army, so was equipped with a Sonic Blaster, Blast Master, and a Warp Amp. A fast moving Warp Amp is fun as hell to use under the right circumstances.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/21 10:57:14


Post by: jamunition


A slannesh daemon or marine who is not trying to rape anything with a heartbeat.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/21 11:35:39


Post by: SagesStone


The Emperor wakes up and mentions a horrible dream where his precious Space Marines have avoided the entire concept of perfect tactics, that he had envisioned for them, and replaced that with the equivilant of Ork tactics, "HHHUUUUUUURRRRR!!!"

Upon seeing that his dream has been crushed, he commits suicide with images of Horus yelling "I told you so" in his mind. News of his death spreads around, but is quickly covered up by high ranking officials. Nurgle reveals that he is in fact the Omnissiah and becomes the new emperor, it turns out he had just been pretending to be a Daemon god all this time. This is then covered up by Calgar and a bunch of other Chapter Masters and all accounts of it happening are purged from existance. The Emperor's old decayed and lifeless body is explained to have been Horus failing to return, it is then hidden somewhere in the Ultimar region. Becuse the ones that knew could not bear to part with the emperor, they make up the myth of an old one-eyed Carnifex to stop people from searching for it.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/22 00:50:54


Post by: orkylooter


an fat Zoanthrope
a skinny Carnifex
flightless Gargoyles


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/23 13:10:52


Post by: darkangels_rule


a chaos tourni army that DOES NOT have two lash dp as its base


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/24 00:05:04


Post by: Sanctus-Malas


A friendly, intelligent, British accented Tyranid, sipping a cup of tea talking about "the good old days".


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/24 08:29:18


Post by: Septic


"I say do you remember old one eye, blast me if I remember what happened to him"
"I think the blighter went the way of space dwarves"
"Bally shame"
"indeed"
"Well I had best be off, symbiotes to be fired, planets to be devoured"


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/05/24 13:42:33


Post by: Cheese Elemental


I think GW did a squat on him. Sad really.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/06/01 01:36:01


Post by: sugna the repairible


Indeed


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/06/01 07:11:12


Post by: deadly chicken


a gigantic chicken eating my parents!


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/06/01 21:48:43


Post by: sugna the repairible


GW lisining to our pleas for a good (LotR level) movie and fair rules.


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/06/11 10:37:05


Post by: dnecro


Andy Chambers returning to GW


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/06/11 13:21:44


Post by: Topographic Oceans


Democracy


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/06/11 20:00:00


Post by: dirkthe1


a new commissar yarrick model-dressed as "susan" his convincing alter ego, complete with interchangable bionic hand


THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE! @ 2009/06/12 03:39:27


Post by: Huffy


extra troop choices for necrons. . . . . .