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Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/17 11:52:23


Post by: Duce


Made up ones since bored.


''Will you stop touching my nob, I'm trying to move it, and your getting inger prints all over it''

''Your sticking what in my landraider''

''Uhoh we may have to pause the game, I thought it would be a silent one, turns out i popped a frag one in my pants... gotta change''

''Look, if you don't shoot my unit i'll man cuddle you''

''I love you''

''roll a D6 on a 1-2 you miss, 4-6 you penetrate my tank and I jump you.


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/17 13:59:21


Post by: Exarch_Nektel


Dude, i forgot my Dire Avangers had defend. We have to re-do that combat.


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/17 13:59:54


Post by: Exarch_Nektel


I hate double posts.


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/17 21:59:04


Post by: helgrenze


In a RT era tourny....Ok, so these 4 heavy squads count as Troops.....


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/17 22:42:47


Post by: Backfire


You know it's going to be one of those days, when your Shas'ui orders "Fix bayonets".
:(


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/17 22:48:44


Post by: Emperors Faithful


Guard: Sir, HQ is on the line.
Commander: Good, we'll finnaly be getting our orders.
(Picks up vox comm-link)
HQ: (unitelligible)
Commander:...you want us to do what?!?

-Yes, I did manage to fit a land raider in the 500pt game.
-Yes, that is a Monolith.
-Yes, I can charge when I deepstrike with my vanguard.
-Yes, my 'nids charge 12"
-Yes, you ARE screwed.


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/18 02:20:24


Post by: Try Again Bragg


Crises suit 1 : Ha my bunks bigger I must be higher up on the greater good

Crises suit 2: No you just are lower and the ethereal is trying to make you feel better

Crises suit 1: Shut up it was just a joke

Crises suit 2: Ha you can't take a joke

Crises suit 1: Shut up shutup SHUTUP!!!

Crises suit 2: hey watch where you wave that fusion blaster

Hissing sounds insue along with cries of "for the love of the greater good!!!"


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/18 20:22:04


Post by: sugna the repairible


BA-BOOOM
IG- What was THAT?
Conscript- Too many Triple-bean burittos.


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/18 20:35:50


Post by: Exarch_Nektel


Why is that stomps turning around? (TSOALR reference).


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/18 20:36:33


Post by: sugna the repairible


What is TSOSLR?


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I don't read it.


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/18 23:31:18


Post by: Tyras


Umm... Are the pins on vortex grenades supposed to just fall out like that?


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/18 23:34:23


Post by: nintendoeats


AGGH!!!! HELL-O KITTY!!!


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/19 02:07:53


Post by: helgrenze


Sure I'll play against your Guard All Infantry Army.... I play Iron Warriors.


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/19 05:48:31


Post by: slop27


Inquisitor- Just use the Bio weapons on the Nids I'm sure nothing bad will happen.

Ig- Sir someone keyed the Bane Blade and put sugar in the tank.

Nid player- ok that is 36 attacks on your platoon command I go first.


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/19 06:06:36


Post by: garret


"sir the bane blade blew up"
tau fire warrior: whadda you mean were fight orks with no kroot"
wait why are we fight sm where on the same side?


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/19 19:42:33


Post by: sugna the repairible


helgrenze wrote:Sure I'll play against your Guard All Infantry Army.... I play Iron Warriors.

So do I, I have and field 3 Vindicators.
Plus I have a Librairian(don't correct me, it is a joke) so those nid players with an army of Gene stealers can eat my lash.
And then Three PIE PLATES!


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/19 21:39:00


Post by: scifi112233


Where did i put that frag grenade pin again

What no i didnt bring the lascannon i though you did

¨Hey that bush is moving.... and that space marines upside down what the?¨ says the guardsman before kommandos jump out from behind thier clever hidey posters


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/19 22:29:47


Post by: nintendoeats


scifi112233 wrote:Where did i put that frag grenade pin again

What no i didnt bring the lascannon i though you did

¨Hey that bush is moving.... and that space marines upside down what the?¨ says the guardsman before kommandos jump out from behind thier clever hidey posters


HA!!! My friend beats you by a week!!!

http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/%27Ell_Raysas

He actually has "shrub-git" models.


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/19 22:34:00


Post by: scifi112233


my bad its an idea at my store that we should make ork kommandos holding poster of space marine or somethin in front of them for infiltration with some of them holding the posters upside down


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/19 22:41:19


Post by: nintendoeats


HA! that sounds hillarious.


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/20 01:02:32


Post by: Emperors Faithful


-Forwaaaaaard March!
-Bang.
-Orks!Orks!Orks!Orks!


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/20 02:54:10


Post by: orkylooter


Ork now have a strategy


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/06/20 04:43:52


Post by: DarkHound


IG Tank Commander: What? There's no orks for 30k clicks!
(Mildly obscure modeling reference)


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/07/14 18:49:59


Post by: Space Marine


Sargent to IG "wait for it...wait for it...open fire.......what!YOU FORGOT TO CHARGE THE POWER CELLS...RUN FOR IT!"


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/07/14 19:36:55


Post by: Exarch_Nektel


hehehehehehehehehehe............................


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/07/14 19:45:18


Post by: caspian500


Sorceror, prepare to summon the demo...what....what do you mean their on strike because theyre not getting any benefits. Theyre coming onto the material plane, isnt that good enough. What....They want maternity leave...I DONT BELIEVE THIS! GAARH!


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/07/14 19:58:46


Post by: Jacksonhighlander


Tau won close combat sir.


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/07/14 20:14:17


Post by: Try Again Bragg


Tank heavy guardsmen: Sir here come the vendettas to rip apart the enemy tanks

IG commander: We don't have any vendettas in the army



Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/07/15 01:34:29


Post by: sugna the repairible


DarkHound wrote:IG Tank Commander: What? There's no orks for 30k clicks!
(Mildly obscure modeling reference)

That is from a Golden Deamon models a late tank comander said that!


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Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/10/11 12:56:00


Post by: Victimized Tyrant


Warboss: okay boyz its time we stopps fightin'


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/10/11 17:54:53


Post by: vodo40k


Sorry I just have to:

“Commander boreal, enemy forces in our perimeter’
“WHERE!?”
“Southern quadrant but they where on the move, current location unknown.”
“THERE IS NO TIME TO BE LOHST! BATTEL BROTHERS, SPHESS MAHREENS! TODAY THE ENEMEE IS AT OUR DOHR. WE KNOW OUR DUTY ANT WE WILL DO IT! WE FIGHT FOR OUR HONOR AS BLUHD REHVENS, AS SPESS MAHREENS AND WE FIGHT IN THA NAME OF THA EMPRA!”
“IFF WE DHIE THIS DAY WE DHIE IN GLORY, WE DHIE HEROES DEATHS BUT WE SHALL NOUGHT DHIE, NO IT IS THE ENEMEE WHO WILL TASTE DEATH AND DEFEAT. AS YOU KNOW MOST OF OUR BATTEL BROTHERS ARE STATIONED IN SPHESS, PREPERED TO DEEP-STRHIKE! OUR PREMETER HAS BEEN PREPARED IN THE EVENT THAT OUR ENEMEE SHOULD BE SO BOHLD AND SO FOOLISH. WE HAVE PLACED NUMAROUS BEACONS ALLOWING FOR:
MULTIPLE
SIMMULN-TANIUS
AND DEVASTATING
DEFHENCIVE
DEEPSTRIKES
“THE CODEX ASTARTES NAMES THIS MANEUVER STHEEL RHEN. WE WILL DECHEND UPON THE FOE, WE WILL OVERWHELM THEM, WE WILL LEAVE NONE ALIHVE! MEANWHILE OUR GRHOUND FOHRCES WILL ENSURE THE FULL DEFEHNCE OF OUR HEADQUARTERS. WE ARE THE SPHESS MAHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAS FURY!”


There one was an ig army fighting tyranids. (lt to commander) "sir there is a tyranid horde approaching led by 1 hive tyrant!"
"lieutenant fetch my red cape."
They fight the tyranids and manage to win. The next day: "sir there is a tyranid horde approaching led by 3 hive tyrants!"
"lieutenant fetch my red cape."
They fight again and still manage to win. Later the lieutenant asks: "sir why do you wear that cape?"
"oh its if I get wounded my men wont see my blood and panic."
The next day: "sir there is a tyranid horde approaching led by 100 hive tyrants!"
"lieutenant fetch my brown pants."


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/10/11 18:00:31


Post by: Gwar!


vodo40k wrote:Sorry I just have to:

“Commander boreal, enemy forces in our perimeter’
“WHERE!?”
“Southern quadrant but they where on the move, current location unknown.”
“THERE IS NO TIME TO BE LOHST! BATTEL BROTHERS, SPHESS MAHREENS! TODAY THE ENEMEE IS AT OUR DOHR. WE KNOW OUR DUTY ANT WE WILL DO IT! WE FIGHT FOR OUR HONOR AS BLUHD REHVENS, AS SPESS MAHREENS AND WE FIGHT IN THA NAME OF THA EMPRA!”
“IFF WE DHIE THIS DAY WE DHIE IN GLORY, WE DHIE HEROES DEATHS BUT WE SHALL NOUGHT DHIE, NO IT IS THE ENEMEE WHO WILL TASTE DEATH AND DEFEAT. AS YOU KNOW MOST OF OUR BATTEL BROTHERS ARE STATIONED IN SPHESS, PREPERED TO DEEP-STRHIKE! OUR PREMETER HAS BEEN PREPARED IN THE EVENT THAT OUR ENEMEE SHOULD BE SO BOHLD AND SO FOOLISH. WE HAVE PLACED NUMAROUS BEACONS ALLOWING FOR:
MULTIPLE
SIMMULN-TANIUS
AND DEVASTATING
DEFHENCIVE
DEEPSTRIKES
“THE CODEX ASTARTES NAMES THIS MANEUVER STHEEL RHEN. WE WILL DECHEND UPON THE FOE, WE WILL OVERWHELM THEM, WE WILL LEAVE NONE ALIHVE! MEANWHILE OUR GRHOUND FOHRCES WILL ENSURE THE FULL DEFEHNCE OF OUR HEADQUARTERS. WE ARE THE SPHESS MAHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAS FURY!”



Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/10/11 18:16:48


Post by: mbalmes13


oh @$@!


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/10/12 00:37:57


Post by: Owain


"Ha! Those Gaunts are no threat to us at all. All guns, fire!"

"...what do you mean, you forgot the ammunition?"


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/10/12 11:32:21


Post by: Mellon


"That slaanesh demon you are holding, I painted it using only my own bodyfluids."

This makes people stop touching my models.


Things you do not want to hear during a battle..... @ 2009/10/21 01:57:26


Post by: sugna the repairible


DarkHound wrote:IG Tank Commander: What? There's no orks for 30k clicks!
(Mildly obscure modeling reference)

That was a model from a olden golden deamon in WD