I'm totally lost, last thing I did was the warp storm. Btw, I don't worship a particular god, I'm with Chaos Undivided. (Just answering the GM's old question)

So is my char O.K?

Ye its good we need more Tau especially one of a higher rank

hopefuly Marta gets back. I recomended he be sm since he was think of doin something there. That would be good wouldent it. we would have fairly balanced teams sep for necrons. sorry Thingmagica.

I recommend an Ultramarines Devvie Sergeant.

O.k well i'll only really be able to post intermitantly(don't know if thats a word). So i guess it's good i'm a higher rank. Just try and bring me in sometime.

Hey guys I've been talking to mcsessions and we have agreed to make me the new gm. Hopefully I can carry on the story now!

What happens to the Ultras now?

The marines and the tau all have a personal oh s**t moment as the legions of necrons start advancing in their direction as missile strikes fall from the sky, an Ultra orbital bombardment. Soon the necrons are in disarray as it seems that the necron lord was destroyed in the blast. However, a paraiah of some sorts steps up onto a rock and is zapped with green lightning coming from the earth, sending huge lumps ito the sky. The paraiah steps out of the dust cloud and looks suitably more menacing.

Shas' etc...

A: call for backup (recommended)
B: charge in on your own
C: other

Undivided (ps. your warpstorm overheated but you passed your armour save)...

A: Take advantage and attack
B: Idiot Wars episode 4 (e.g. another warpstorm)
C: other

Thingamagica.

Congrats, you are now a paraiah/necron lord!

A: ATTACK XD!!!!!!
B: ATTACK XD!!!!!!
C: other (e.g. attack XD!!!!!!)

A Tau peeps, we should really call for help. Shall I do it? If so then, "Shas'O we are under heavy fire from a horde of necrons, need reinforcements, we need everything possible ASAP!!!"

Back to the ship. Calling some friends back from Cadia.

fly equlivelent of 32" above the ground. "you cant see me!!! X)"

relay enemy possition and organisation to shas'darve and Shas'o, what ever his name is. request orders since my squad is not so very good when not in a scermishy situation.

Shas'kais, you get a reply saying that the shas'o has been killed by a necron pylon shot to the face (ouch!). They also say that reinforcements are on their way.
Undivided, your reinforcements are on the way.
Ledabot, despite your stealth armour, the necrons still have your position and they shoot towards you.
Thingamagica, same as last time.

Shas'kais:
A: Shoot
B: Assault
C: Wait

Undivided:
Open choice

Ledabot: Same as Shas'kais

AC "Everybody stay in your positio and wait for the reinforcements, but don't give up the firing we can't let them get any closer!"

Shas'kais, you recieve a communication detailing that basically you have been promoted to a Shas'o. However, this message takes far longer than you would expect and winds up taking half an hour. But this is enough time for your reinforcements to arrive. You have quite a few new shiny toys (yayID!). Undivided at the same time you gain your Cadian reinforcements. Shas'davre arrives at the battle zone, seeing an army of tau and space marines battling necrons.

All Tau:
A: Fire all weapons!
B: Reinforce Catos and his space marines
C: (Shas'kais only) other

Undivided:
Free Choice

OK then that was unexpected but wahoo I am a commander!!! OK I assume I get a good battlesuit then, if so I will send a transmission asking for my battlesuit, ok now time for a bit of payback, but I will make it slow, first off it is a horde is'nt it, then this will take us a long time and we could die. So heres a solution, I advise we retreat for a while and create a camp that we can get supplies to, then once we have enough forces and supplies, attack the Necrons. Guys do you think it is a good idea?

you have one hour to decide

mcsessions90 wrote:

mcsessions90 wrote:

mcsessions90 wrote:

mcsessions90 wrote:

mcsessions90 wrote:

mcsessions90 wrote:

blood reaper wrote:Araghist strikecruiser fell from the skies burning clouds of flies swarmed around the ship as it crashed into the Tau controlled camp , Plague marines and other mutated beasts along side Plague bearers and Vermin kin. Araghist charged into the nearest Tau troops screaming for Syrath!

Idiot Wars, Episode 1, Attack of the space marines

The Chaos marine troops are drastically outnumbered. They are pushed back and after the battle is over, only one squad is left. The tau squad is predominantly intact. What do you do with your pitifully small amount of your army.

This proves that base attacking a tau army as the first thing you do on arrival is NOT a good idea.

But this is only the start. The incompetence of some idiots will be proved in Episode 2, the chaos marines strike back
Episode 2 coming soon

mcsessions90 wrote:

undivided wrote:Deep Strike into the ethereal council chambers with my terminators. The rest of my warriors are ready for siege just outside the camp. Death to the Tau!

What you have done is not my fault. Read previous posts to see what happens next.
Scrap that, i'll tell you anyway.


Idiot Wars, Episode 2, The chaos Marines Strike back.

Your terminators teleport into the council chambers to find.......no-one. A sign on the door explains everything--- Out for lunch-back later---.

The tau gaurding the room notice your arrival. Your terminators are shredded in a volley of rail rifle shots.


Yes, they strike back, and die a miserable death.
This has happened before. Don't say i didn't warn you.

You may have to wait a while for the next episode. It depends when someone does something really stupid.

This saga could get quite interesting...

blood reaper wrote:Well if where going to be like that say hello to the giant warp gate , and who said this was my main base .

Activate self destruct! The explosion will cause much damage

Araghaist teleports back to his cruiser "The Pilliger". He orders a orbital bombardment on the Ultra\Tau base and with mine gone why not raze the planet ha ha ha , But the fun would end wouldn’t it Ill just Disintivaporate your base! and if that don't work all remaining forces attack! Burn and destroy the Emperors lackys and the false corpse god!

Idiot Wars, Episode 3, A new Flop,

Unfortunately for you, a large chunk of the teleport module was knocked out during the artificial earthquake. The teleporter teleports you, but it accidentally teleports your squad of marines as well, and it teleports you to the northern magnetic pole which is rather too warm and bright for you.
The communications are not working either and the orbital bombardment is not ordered.

I'm looking forward to episode 4!!!

P.S. The base self destruct still works

You are the only ones from your lot left(no cultists, no sorcerers). The rest are in orbit.

in small pieces. VERY small pieces.

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:OK then that was unexpected but wahoo I am a commander!!! OK I assume I get a good battlesuit then, if so I will send a transmission asking for my battlesuit, ok now time for a bit of payback, but I will make it slow, first off it is a horde is'nt it, then this will take us a long time and we could die. So heres a solution, I advise we retreat for a while and create a camp that we can get supplies to, then once we have enough forces and supplies, attack the Necrons. Guys do you think it is a good idea?

Oh Jesus here it is, the long awaited Idiot Wars episode 4, Return of the Dipsh*t. The retreating tau are cut down by the advancing necrons. Only a few devilfish and three squads of fire warriors are left, along with Shas'kais, Shas'davre and Shas'ledabot. However, the Ultramarines are still in the battle, orbital strikes landing every few seconds, but they seem to be fighting a losing battle, a final push would see them defeated.

All Tau Players are in the forest, creating a camp which is becoming harder as the rain starts falling harder.
A: Abandon all hope
B: Try to gain contact with other tau.
C: (Shas'kais only)

Catos wrote:

mcsessions90 wrote:

mcsessions90 wrote:

mcsessions90 wrote:

mcsessions90 wrote:

mcsessions90 wrote:

mcsessions90 wrote:

blood reaper wrote:Araghist strikecruiser fell from the skies burning clouds of flies swarmed around the ship as it crashed into the Tau controlled camp , Plague marines and other mutated beasts along side Plague bearers and Vermin kin. Araghist charged into the nearest Tau troops screaming for Syrath!

Idiot Wars, Episode 1, Attack of the space marines

The Chaos marine troops are drastically outnumbered. They are pushed back and after the battle is over, only one squad is left. The tau squad is predominantly intact. What do you do with your pitifully small amount of your army.

This proves that base attacking a tau army as the first thing you do on arrival is NOT a good idea.

But this is only the start. The incompetence of some idiots will be proved in Episode 2, the chaos marines strike back
Episode 2 coming soon

mcsessions90 wrote:

undivided wrote:Deep Strike into the ethereal council chambers with my terminators. The rest of my warriors are ready for siege just outside the camp. Death to the Tau!

What you have done is not my fault. Read previous posts to see what happens next.
Scrap that, i'll tell you anyway.


Idiot Wars, Episode 2, The chaos Marines Strike back.

Your terminators teleport into the council chambers to find.......no-one. A sign on the door explains everything--- Out for lunch-back later---.

The tau gaurding the room notice your arrival. Your terminators are shredded in a volley of rail rifle shots.


Yes, they strike back, and die a miserable death.
This has happened before. Don't say i didn't warn you.

You may have to wait a while for the next episode. It depends when someone does something really stupid.

This saga could get quite interesting...

blood reaper wrote:Well if where going to be like that say hello to the giant warp gate , and who said this was my main base .

Activate self destruct! The explosion will cause much damage

Araghaist teleports back to his cruiser "The Pilliger". He orders a orbital bombardment on the Ultra\Tau base and with mine gone why not raze the planet ha ha ha , But the fun would end wouldn’t it Ill just Disintivaporate your base! and if that don't work all remaining forces attack! Burn and destroy the Emperors lackys and the false corpse god!

Idiot Wars, Episode 3, A new Flop,

Unfortunately for you, a large chunk of the teleport module was knocked out during the artificial earthquake. The teleporter teleports you, but it accidentally teleports your squad of marines as well, and it teleports you to the northern magnetic pole which is rather too warm and bright for you.
The communications are not working either and the orbital bombardment is not ordered.

I'm looking forward to episode 4!!!

P.S. The base self destruct still works

You are the only ones from your lot left(no cultists, no sorcerers). The rest are in orbit.

in small pieces. VERY small pieces.

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:OK then that was unexpected but wahoo I am a commander!!! OK I assume I get a good battlesuit then, if so I will send a transmission asking for my battlesuit, ok now time for a bit of payback, but I will make it slow, first off it is a horde is'nt it, then this will take us a long time and we could die. So heres a solution, I advise we retreat for a while and create a camp that we can get supplies to, then once we have enough forces and supplies, attack the Necrons. Guys do you think it is a good idea?

Oh Jesus here it is, the long awaited Idiot Wars episode 4, Return of the Dipsh*t. The retreating tau are cut down by the advancing necrons. Only a few devilfish and three squads of fire warriors are left, along with Shas'kais, Shas'davre and Shas'ledabot. However, the Ultramarines are still in the battle, orbital strikes landing every few seconds, but they seem to be fighting a losing battle, a final push would see them defeated.

All Tau Players are in the forest, creating a camp which is becoming harder as the rain starts falling harder.
A: Abandon all hope
B: Try to gain contact with other tau.
C: (Shas'kais only)

P.S. Shas'kais catches a cold.

What the !!!! I ordered a tactical retreat so we are firing as we retreat so that we can make a small camp to get supplies. You said that it was a Horde, Hordes are very big, we were fighting a battle that we would eventually lose if we did'nt think of a plan, do you honestly think that I would order our men to run away, not defending themselves, and in the open?! What the heck do you take me for???!!! Also I was consulting the other Tau players if they thought it was an ok plan, I never actually saw it through, I was just waiting confirmation to see if it was ok!!! That was totally out of order!!!

I also said you had a time limit which you failed to meet, so I had no choice but to take your last post as what you would do, which never said a tactical retreat. Also, if you retreated the necrons would follow, leaving you very little time to make a camp and restock without the necrons making another attack, which they did. Eitherway you now have abandoned the Ultramarines to fight on their own. This might affect relationships with them. The squads I said you have are all the squads left on Rak'noll. I suggest asking for more help. Next time you argue with the gm and insult him there will be consequences. I am not an unreasonable gm but please stop clogging up this thread with pointless quotes, like earlier in the story. Did you really need to post asking ledabot to be your friend (sorry for getting you involved!). Anyway, all your options are exactly the same. Carry on the rpg.....

I must say that that is a little harsh GM ing. Well anyway. We tend to the wounded and keep on the run making sure any necrons don't cut us down. Meanwhile have people in the devilfish trying to contact other Tau. This is what i propose to do. What do other tau guys who AREN"T slaughtered by necrons as they make a "tactical retreat" think? HMMMMMM...

Well. I feel slightly less than I did earlier. Life goes on but shizno, we are so going to have to find a way for my suit to work.

Well I have never known a bunch of fws and suits, maybe 10 units to win vs an entire bunch of necrons coming out of the ground...

I call in reinforcement from the Fre'ma chase (read fluff on page 2) because of the situation with resources and the critical situation which we are in. They will have a high percentage of suits/tanks and a low percentage of fws and nothing from other races.

I definetely agree that we need reinforcements. I'll contact my commanding ethereal and ask for reinforcements and maybe event a battery of Broadside fire for retreating cover. But i think an extraction in the form of an orca would be good.

Orca. hmmm

Manta?

I suggest we set up a defence, "Everybody set up turrets, mines and all other forms of defence as the Necrons are still coming, and I want us toi be ready for them!"
Anybody who has a battlesuit (I know I have) I advise you get in it. (I will get in my battlesuit)

Btw this is my char pic if you have one could you please show it as then I could tryh and imagine what you look like.

Chaos lord Arkolis
Story: Arkos has served the Black Legion for over 10,000 years and has a violent reputation , killing thousands in the name of Chaos.
Personalty: Vilont temper
Wargear: Terminator armour , power weapon , Twin-linked Bolter

May I rejoin seeing as MC is gone ?

Sure you can I'll ask Catos if he can give you some options, btw remember just don't try to kill a whole side in the first turn as it will shorten the RPG and we want it to go on for a long time, so anyway ye sure join in d:-)

Cool and where is Catos ive just updated my RPG for him well at lest Trygon/anoyance is gone and thanks for leting me join

Sure no probs, any time!

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:I suggest we set up a defence, "Everybody set up turrets, mines and all other forms of defence as the Necrons are still coming, and I want us toi be ready for them!"
Anybody who has a battlesuit (I know I have) I advise you get in it. (I will get in my battlesuit)

No-one said you had a battlesuit and where did you get turrets from. However, Ill allow you this time and you can have your turrets.

All Tau: Shas'kais, Shas'Ledabot and Shas'evalec(?), you set up your defences but they are pretty rag tag and the rain turns into snow, several fire warriors catch frostbite because of this but are treated by what medics you have. The transmisions get nought but feedback and conditions are bad. You see an ominus green glow in the distance.

A: Move
B: Try for better connection
:C: (Shas'kais only) Other

Undivided: Same

Arkolis: You arrive at Rak'noll and are instantly awestruck. The planet is surrounded by chaos and ultramarines aircraft, along with an ominous green glow covering some of the planet and a moving black smudge on another part of the planet.

You have a free choice as to what to do.

Thingamagica:

You have a free choice as to what to do.

"Consentrate fire on the Ultramarine ships prepare for Def con 10!"
The ships black legion symbols fade to reavle those of Syrath's Warriors

I bust out some of my ice world know how involving using a suit to fly an antenna up above the tree line to get a better connection. It helps being from a cold world. This is also why there are relatively few Fw that don’t have suits. It’s to cold.

Ok hows about this

Name: Romulus Greythroat

Full Name: Romulus Aredic Greythroat

Appearance: Classic Space wolf Lone wolf, covered in armour and totems af fenris sporting the emblem of the Black Wolf of winter symbolizing the cold reality of life and the brutality of death. His Frost sword never stops growling its lament of doom and his thundershield never stops crackling.


History: He has raged across the battlefields of the 41st millenium hoping for the glorious death in battle that has awaited him these long years, he avenged the former members of his thunderwolf cavalry pack along time ago and rides into battle astride his massive thunderwolf and old friend: Bloodmaw. His pack was decimated by fanatic worshipers of slaanesh when they detonated a massive explosive as his pack cut through them, only he survived and he and his cybernetically repaired friend have become almost a legend in that noone can kill them, his hands brought down a bio titan of the tyranid horde as it was approching a settlement of the imperium and then he dissapeared, the near victems of the monstrosity unable to laud their saviour, he now travels in a borrowed transporter of his Ordo Malleus allies strapped into the core of Bloodmaws robotic frame he dances a bloody crusade across the galaxy.

Personality: A true veteran of battle who can ignore the extremes of emotion and can suppress the russ gene in his blood. He has forsaken the usual spacewolf way of fighting alone and attaches himself to any squad in combat with a foe, eager to reap his blood toll. Laughs easiy and quick to joke but his mind never stops thinking.

Wargear: Frost Axe, Stormshield and his mount Bloodmaw

Nice marta. Up load a pic of you charictor.

K

Here he is, xcept swap hands and dump the pistol for space wolves thunder shield

oh and he has a frost sword rather than the axe

Cool soz about not lettin you be chaos its just we had too many chaos players.

Btw I have shown my char pic hopefully you have seen it.

Name: Mukkin'About
Full Name: Brother Captain Rasmus Anastasius, of the Praetors of Orpheus' 3rd company

Appearance: An imposingly regal figure, with the demeanor of stoic calculation and exacting precision. His armour is predominantly white, with sky blue shoulder trims, backpack and gun casing. His helmet bears the distinct winged styling of an ultramarines honour guard, and the aquila on his chest is a deep and regal blue. He displays his chapter's heraldry on his left shoulder, and his personal heraldry on the right. A symbol of the praetors sunburst framed by a mechanicus gear and a wreath underlying this.

Personality: A bold and noble man. Well versed in technological lore. Loyal to his chapter, company and emperor and all those who serve him faithfully. He is calculating and precise, cautious and unwilling to risk the living relics that are every man in his command.

History: Rasmus served in distinction through the history of his career, trained diligently in the craft of the mechanicum. He was the sergeant of the tactical squad "Sword of Orpheus" as a part of Strike Force Naasirka in the Jotun Repression. It was there that his arm was severed by an eldar exarch and replaced by bionics. Following the death of the third company's esteemed captain, it fell upon Rasmus to carry on the duty. Now his company goes where it is the will of the Lord of Macragge. His deployments see that he is tasked with the retreival of important relics and techonological secrets.

Wargear: Mk8 "errant" Armour, Relic blade, Sternguard style Boltgun, bionic arm (left), digital weapons (incorporated into bionics)

(This sound good?)

Hey awsome man

Just write me in at anytime ay?

to the GM: If you were paying attention you'd notice the name is Shas'davre and if you could read you would notice that it is Evaelc not Evalec.

anyway we are pretty much screwed thanks to our wonderful "luck". so i sugest we jam the devilfish with all the fire warriors and then get the hell out of their cause i sure don't like the sound of being sitting ducks.

True true cos otherwise the Necrons will find us and wipe us out so not he best idea to stick around I suggest back to HQ.

Btw welcome Mukkin'About I'm sure the GM will fit you in soon. d:-)

The ayes have it.

Evaelc wrote:The ayes have it.

?

Anyway, if we hae any luck left, the crons wont catch up to us before were done and gone. And it would be even better if they stumbled across a diffrent faction (other than IoM) and got distracted.
Lets let the two birds kill each other with there own stones

@Kais were is Catos anyway?

Ledabot wrote:

Evaelc wrote:The ayes have it.

?

Its a saying like when everyone says aye they say "the ayes have it"
Anyway lets move our sorry arses back to base/

catos said were the only ones left on planet. their is no base left... Lets act like zombie apoc and find some cave on a hillside. Hay! I know just the place!
Catos's sm guy found a cave with a hole in it. very good secret base spot with possable underground tunnels.

Yay!

well... this sucks.
however i suggest that we get to higher ground and try and get a signal. otherwise without reinforcements we are royally screwed.

The cave is at the top of a cliff.

this spot could be very useful. + we can fly. we dont need to go to higher ground to get a signal.

can I join in?

I think you can. Though you would probily fill the last vacancy.

Currently chaos and tau factions are full so you cant be in those. We dont have Nids,IG. we could use some more crons and maybe one more SM.

yeah i'd go with that.

name: Argos

full name: forge master Argos of the salamanders 3rd company (olso a member of DOOMFART)

appearance: Tall and bulky Even for a space marine

Personality: quiet and tactical

History: one of the oldest surviving in the chapter. has won many honours in battle.

wargear: ancient artificer armour, thunder hammer and conversion beamer

is that good?
do i need to start of lower down rank list?
write me in at anytime

last we checked, the sm were refusing to retreat and were getting mowed by crons. Hope you bring reinforcements. Those crons don't get tired like us.

BTW, if a sm is a member of DOOMFART does that mean they are trying to get rid of the inquisition or admistium or something? That might not end too well.

good thing i have a factory ship full of servitors then?

yup. thats very good. just remember that gm gets to deside that kind of thing.

i know i was joking

BTW who is gm?

Catos. He isent here right now, so please post after the tone.

He would be the SOB in the corner killing us off before we do anything. *glare*
RAGE!!!!!!
Catos i think his name is.

Don’t worry. my great fluff and background will help us. Btw. that background was written during maths class long before this rpg was created so it’s not designed to be op.

oh great. so when the necrons flay us alive youll be able to give them your life story. real helpful.

No, my chase history which includes the fact that we are dedicated to preserving planets with valuable minerals that are required to continue the fight for the greater good. In other words, my friends are coming.

Uh-Huh... well we're doomed.

not if we have a cave!

yay not only are we going to die. I'm going to die in a cave next to you. F**KN A

See ya stuff to do.

Well you hope so. I could really be anyware. I’m indevisable for the scenery when I’m invisible. It really is fun messing with your mind

Another rpg where the GM has mysteriously dissapeared? did I write all that for nothing?

not that. nobody has made a guard charactor so there army is not in the campain yet. the exception is nids,. there are nids but i think it would be a bit hard to make a charctor since the way they think is so diffrent.

I could always change. I don't think it would be too hard to play nids as you could easily be an entity like the swarmlord or old one eye
And you know, having considered some of the other character bios, mine is seemingly WAY over-written!

where is this bloody GM? Do we need another?

I would be gm. Im here heeps. Problem is, i like my charactor.




Edit: I would try not to be biased.
I may also be slightly lacking in fluff. People that know about their factions may attempt to interfear on an event based on the fluff.

But of corse. Catos is the gm so taking like this is kinda sad.
It is 10:20am after all.

I think that would be cool however you would just have to be careful and not be biased towords tau players.

Ledabot wrote:I would try not to be biased.

I would normally go with what Ledabot is saying about the whole cave thing, except do you remember what happened when one of his space marines fell down the whole or whatever and got consumed by the darkness.
So if we do go to the cave we won't be able to go in it anyway because Catos blocked up the cave with a boulder.

Sorry guys I have been a long time but I kinda had absolutely no time at all coz my school found out how to block this site. I am accessing this through my teknikal no-wots and stuff. P.S. Dont insult me or things will go bad for you.

All Tau Players: You find a reasonably sized cave enough to fit your small band of survivors. Outside you manage to get some signal to the nearest sept world As'kroa. They agree to send reinforcements. You have a free choice as to what to do.

All Space Marine Players: Your drop pods land in the earth near where the Ultra vs. Cron fight is occouring. The space wolves land to the north of the crons, the salamanders to the east, the PofO to the south and Ultra reinforcements to the west. the crons are in the center. You have a free choice.

All Chaos: Some Ultra ships go down but they are putting up a fierce fight. Some of your ships go down to "accidental" friendly fire due to a cruiser captain with very high standards. He is swiftly taken care of. You also have a free choice.

Thingamagica: Hurry up and post or something bad will happen to some of your necrons (idiot wars episode 5 coming soon...)

Seeing as some one (evaelc) doesn't like my gming you will now always have free choices as to what to do. Anyone else clever enough to call me an SoB will have a fun time clearing up the mess created when I go into evil mode. You have your first warning.

Now, where are my reinforcements? (Typhus should be here by now, as he is a good fleet commander, hmm. Nurgle be praised, may his welcoming arms guide his Herald's way. )

(well that's a relief! I'm glad that your absence was explainable, and thank you for clearing it up! I was really looking forward to joining in on the roleplaying!)

Brother Captain Rasmus disembarked from his drop pod amidst the ranks of his honour guard, relaying messages to the tactical squads and the Revered Ancient Zeth who had landed in response to the summons of Lord Macragge. He was tasked with the mission of securing the planet from the xenos, so that it's mineral wealth could be harnessed for the Imperium. He knew that it would come at high cost, and he disdained the thought of losing any number of his men in battle. However he was of the Astartes and on this stage his men would bring glory to his chapter and The Emperor!

He briskly began co-ordinating his men, ordering auspex readouts of the topography for signs of the origins of the Necron threat. He was well aware of what the necrons could do if they were not stopped before fully roused from their slumber!

He ordered the the tactical squads under his command to take defensive positions with Ancient Zeth, and hold back the necron threat from the southern perimiter until the source of the Necron threat could be ascertained. Perhaps warriors of metal weren't the only secrets under the soil of this planet! He signalled the strike cruiser that should the need arise armoured support would be necessary and was to be prepped for the eventuality.

I will make sure I have a secure connection before contacting all space marine forces to get a report on thier status and so we can discuss what needs to be done in detail.

Then I will tell all Tau forces to make this a secure location and to build an HQ. The Tau ships will be happy to give us the supplies and equipment we need seeing as now I am the Shas'O.

Ledabot and Evaelc you can do what you like, but for now I advise we get a secure status (basically we need o be ready to defend our bas enad we need a secure location to run orders etc.)

Argos dismounted the drop pod along with the companys command squad. the terminator squad teleported from the thunder hawk to planet level along side them
he was getting signals from a tau commander plan toghether.the rest of the company droped in a few moments later.
preator the vetran terminator and lok the devestator captain met to disscus a battle plan.
they had heared there were other chapters on the planet. they could all co ordinate but the salamanders were here for a different reason, to find the next clue in finding there primarch

"Destroy the Ultramarines Eternal glory for Syrath!"

Ok. Me and my squad will begin posting gun drones around the perimiter if the base, this is not so much to detect intruders as to have a good way of keeping them busy while we get a force to intersept them. My squad will deply two each giving us about 16 drones hidden and pertroling the perimiter.

Apon completing this task, I will return to the new HQ.

First off i want to apoligize about all of that. I did really bad in my chem test and had nothing to do the whole day. It was innapropriate and childish. It will not happen again.

Anyway if its all good with you other tau guys...

I will rally all the able bodied warriors and organize them in to teams that shall patrol the surrounding area. special note so idiot wars episode 5 doesn't happen. I tell them to exercise extreme cautions on these patrols and stay within radio range so that the moment anything happens that is even slightly out of the ordinary they can contact us. Also on these patrols they are to survey the surrounding area so that we can find out more about our surroundings. This will help us to find defendable positions and mayube even a better place for HQ. After all of this i will personally check how long; rations, weapons, ammo and other stuff like that will last. After all of this i will return back to the Shas'O with a detailed report.

Um, we had to write a report???

O well.

Btw, if drones are pertroling, whey are you sending out fws?

No you did'nt have to write a full report. I as Shas'O ordered all forces to give me an updated report on thier status so I can issue new orders. Also I wanted all players that were sm and Tau to give me ideas on what we should do in the BIG picture. Don't worry you don't have to like write a history report for 200 words or anything

No... Virtual sorry i really have to pay attention.

All Tau: Your scout teams secure an area roughly three miles westward. No interesting things to report apart from a small sized but incredibly powerful energy reading.

All Marines: You secure your current area and make a heavily fortified position. However, Necron Phalanx advance in your direction, Shooting as they go, nearly three salamanders and six space wolves go down in the onslaught of gauss fire. They do however, seem to ignore the Preators of Orpheus for now. (Argos) The tome of fire locates an energy reading due east of your current location, small in size but very powerful.

Undivided your reinforcements arrived ages ago.

Arkolis you attack the Ultra fleet with all your might but they still manage to withstand your attack.

All fleet assets under my command will now attack the Ultramarine fleet and support any vessels of the Warriors of Syrath. Prepare torpedoes and ready the cannons; All Infidel and Idolator class raider battleships, fire at will.

afeter finding the energy reading. argos and the 3rd company decided to fall back to the reading for tactical defences and to find the clue
leaving the drop pods to self destruct when the necrons are near.

Argos and the salamanders leave the necrons and reach the energy reading. Your marines dig to fing the energy reading and find The Unbound Flame! This is a spatial flamethrower that can go in any direction for as long as it is fed power in the form of promethite crystals. The tau securing the area gaze in amazement at the new artefact.

His position remains inviolate. Rasmus orders the techmarines in his squad to find out why the necrons avoided their defenses. He tried to contct the impromptu tau allies to get their location and prepared to redeploy

"Undivided assit Syraths glory in destroying the Loyalist scum!"
"Do you accepet?"

I make a recommendation that all battle suits are equipped with fusion blasters, these weapons are strong enough to melt the necrons so they won’t be able to resurrect. X)

I also look at the new artefact. Do we want to take it before the sm confiscate it because of its lack of machine god stuff or something?

yeah lets see if we can attach it to a battlesuit. but any way i think we ready with the marines and prepare for a fullout assault on the crons to get rid of them.

I accept for the glory of Chaos. (I was already doing that earlier, this is to make it formal)

Ledabot wrote:I make a recommendation that all battle suits are equipped with fusion blasters, these weapons are strong enough to melt the necrons so they won’t be able to resurrect. X)

I also look at the new artefact. Do we want to take it before the sm confiscate it because of its lack of machine god stuff or something?

On the contrary, this thing has more machine spirit than the sm have ever seen. And its one of their primarchs gifts, so it would be unwise to take it from them. If you do, the salamanders WILL fight for it as it is a sacred object in the salamanders history. They are your allies so be nice to them.

Yeah we want to keep our allies

Brillant

"All forces destroy the Loyalist fleet prepare for close range orbital combat . Captain prepare a boarding party,"
"To all forces of Syrath's Warriors ATTACK!"
"To allied forces attack!"

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:Yeah we want to keep our allies

your allies with terminators and a dreadnought I think you mean.
luckily promethite also powers argos's conversion beamer
the unbound flame is hooked up to brother amedeus(the dreadnought) along with a few promethite crystals.
the space marines use the crater they have made digging as fortification for the oncoming battle...

"Transmission ended sir, The Warriors of Syrath are preparing a boarding party."

Excellent, prepare the Dreadclaws and summon my terminators. Fire all lance strikes, shatter the defense batteries of the Ultramarine battle barge. Syrath shall not go alone.

"Understood commander"

argos could see what was unfolding above him and ordered the salamander thunder hawk to leave the area before its too late and would contact them when it was neccacary
.

undivided wrote:"Transmission ended sir, The Warriors of Syrath are preparing a boarding party."

Excellent, prepare the Dreadclaws and summon my terminators. Fire all lance strikes, shatter the defense batteries of the Ultramarine battle barge. Syrath shall not go alone.

"Understood commander"

I aint Syrath , I am a leader of the 5th War-legion and are part of 13 War-legions who serve Syrath , Saint of Chaos , blessed by the four Chaos gods.

after this shocking news argos twiddles with his new found moustache

I Will take my army and attack the Ultramarines as they are the closest to me and they will be a good start on my journey to destroy every single element of life on this planet.

Frm what i can see, the current activitys of the diffrent factions are:

SM: currently powening crons while their ships in orbet are getting wasted by chaos.

Crons: shooting at SM. Will proberly get some kind of boost so they dont get elimanated from game.

Tau: hidden in a hole. that sound sad but its very close to the truth.

Chaos: not really active on serface. attempting to take out the ultrameriens orbtal force. after that, maybe they will look at the other 3 chapters up there.

Nids: not had a mention of them since we started. hopefully they will try eat something soon.

some SM s are doing something else and some tau are busy thinking ohh we should take that its shiny but then realising stealing from people 2 time bigger than you isnt a good plan

That was me not realising that you wanted it. you can keep it. I just want some mantas and orcas to turn up so that we can start wasting stuff once more.

Hey you know what. I want to be a nid. would i be able to change my profile to be a nid cos then we can bring them into the game.

yeah i would really like to be a nid. It would make things more interesting.

I think their was something about not being able to be a nid. cant find the quote though.

i think it was along the lines of
"being a nid would be difficult because of the hive mindy thing"

yeah i guess. any way of working around it. Like saying i had a greater influence like a synapse creature.

or a specle tyranid like one eye

but with both eyes

or three

naa two would be good or maybe four but 3 is just odd

soo what do you think?
can i be a nid?

Not yet... The story will get there eventually.

I beat the space battles gona be like Apocalypse now just with this song playin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcCTKtyzaXc
And no I didnt get this off COD.

Not much is happening here is it?

No it aint

Epic indeed, epically small

Two Chaos Cruisers and a couple of Infidel\Iconoclast\Idolator Escort Cruisers versus an Imperial Strike Cruiser and several Hunter\Nova\Gladius Class Escorts.

Plus 1000+ fighters I prosume.
"This is Arkos to the Lied to brothers of the Imperium. Hear my warnings, unbelievers. Carried to your minds by the power of the Syrath him self. We have raised altars in this realm so that we may sacrifice you to our gods. Veterans of ten millennia of unholy war wait to grind you beneath the treads of their mighty boots. The chosen of Khorne hunger to add you to their bloody tally. The Blood God himself has marked this Realm, and will claim your skulls for his throne. There is no hope in opposing the inevitable. Put down your arms, unbelievers, and bow before the forces of Chaos Undivided and the Saint him self Syrath!"

Just a moral boster to the Chaos Forces Assit us and Syrath will grant you power!

well what are we doing tau guys?

Waiting for a tau battleship to pull into orbit and with the power of plot, cause the chaos to fail in destroying the IoM forces in orbet but no destroy them so their is room for a sequal X> !! Im good with this plot stuff. Convenanty, there is some reinforcements inside it.

AND SOME HAM SANDWICHES I HOPE

dam, i dont know if their is PIGS IN SPACE. I love the muppits.

Okay I am going to ask this. Is this RP going to continue or what? Cause I'm keen for it to continue/.

Yeah I'm worried too

are we going to have to take some measures to keep this going or will it slowly drop to the bottom of the forum?

Nahh just wait till Catos comes out of his cave.

i think we need a new whatever catos was

yeah sorry catos but i agree

We need a new Game master. Can I be it ? I all ready im in the middle of 3 others but lets give it 2 days or what ever yoy guys want.

I personally think that ledabot would be good

I wouldn’t mind. I might not be available to Americans much though being 20-14 hrs ahead. I don’t really want to be a and yell myself into the position either

weelll my votes for ledabot anyway.

"My lord, we detect Tau cruisers breaking into orbit"

"Damn them. Order the Herald and Flesh Hound to bring their guns to bear. Immediate orbital bombardment"

lol.

'Its a trap!'

hey ledabot is it just me or did your sig get way longer?
anyways idk, i have been waiting on catos alot. been days now.
Makes me wonder if I should just make an RP where people can be more serious. Well i'll wait for now until i get some good ideas!

yup. its longer since a few hrs ago. thank the thread called 'why i dislike tau' look on pg 17.

heh i like it now

I vote ledabot aswell

the ayes have it

anyone opposed?

hellos? :(

Im not, thou blood reaper will be i think.

i think tyhere is no one opposed
2 reasons

1 hes on barely ever
2 now he only doing free options which are kinda boring

If Ledabot won't be biased to Tau, then sure.

yeah i think we need to sort something out right now or else this will become a dead thread. we need to either go with ledabot or not. we need a unanimous vote.

How 'bout a revamp? Same players, just reset everything else.

yeah i think a revamp is in order
all players submit ides and then we restart
sounds good aye?

Name: Lord Coskorc
Race: Astarties
Wargear: Terminator armour , Blade of Syrath , Dark halo , Black heart of Chaos "Twin-linked Bolter"
Chaos Warband: Syrath's Warriors 1st War-legion Commondant "Commander"
Personalty: Cold
Story: [Records deleted]

Now can me and Undivided continue to battle the Loyalists in space!

I propose a new thread be made.

Sorry guys been gone some time cos of late work, commitments etc.

Anyway, soz to him but Catos is being a little right now as he's not posting on ANYTHING right now and that is really annoying, so yeah I vote for a new GM and yes it would be a good idea to start a new thread now, anyway I might be starting a new RPG soon about invasions and aliens, and terminator like humans, and super soldiers etc. so look out for it.

Anyway I am gonna start a new thread for Rak'noll now so just join on it pls.

And try make a new type of RPG.

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote: Sorry guys been gone some time cos of late work, commitments etc.

Anyway, soz to him but Catos is being a little right now as he's not posting on ANYTHING right now and that is really annoying, so yeah I vote for a new GM and yes it would be a good idea to start a new thread now, anyway I might be starting a new RPG soon about invasions and aliens, and terminator like humans, and super soldiers etc. so look out for it.

Anyway I am gonna start a new thread for Rak'noll now so just join on it pls.

I do not think that being ill makes me a little but I would like to abdicate gmming as I just dont have the time. I do have a life not commited to dakka and I think Ledabot will be a great gm. I would like to revert back to my old player character Catos. I would like it to be known that I will not be on too much so don't feel too compelled to write my part. Dont ignore me either though !

Catos wrote:

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote: Sorry guys been gone some time cos of late work, commitments etc.

Anyway, soz to him but Catos is being a little right now as he's not posting on ANYTHING right now and that is really annoying, so yeah I vote for a new GM and yes it would be a good idea to start a new thread now, anyway I might be starting a new RPG soon about invasions and aliens, and terminator like humans, and super soldiers etc. so look out for it.

Anyway I am gonna start a new thread for Rak'noll now so just join on it pls.

I do not think that being ill makes me a little but I would like to abdicate gmming as I just dont have the time. I do have a life not commited to dakka and I think Ledabot will be a great gm. I would like to revert back to my old player character Catos. I would like it to be known that I will not be on too much so don't feel too compelled to write my part. Dont ignore me either though !

I'm ill yet I'm still on Dakka.

It's alright, Undivided understands

shall I request a threadlock, or do we let this die on it's own?

How could I lock it?

press the little yellow triangle to alert mods. they might not like it if they dont see a reason to lock it though

Thread locked at OP request.