lord commissar klimino wrote:(we really need a map.please make one on paint or something.)

paint? how do I post it to dakka? (I use a mac OSX FWI)

ineptus astartes wrote:paint? how do I post it to dakka? (I use a mac OSX FWI)

post it on a picture hosting site like photobucket then post it like you would any other picture.copy url or whatever and pt in img tags.

but I dont know any drawing software!

ineptus astartes wrote:but I dont know any drawing software!

...you dont own paint? it under accessories in almost every comp. if i knew were everything was in your house i could do it.

ineptus astartes wrote:but I dont know any drawing software!

Gimp?

hmmm I will check those.

it appears I dont have either one.

Yeah, you have to download to get the Gimp, and Paint is only for windows OS.

I am putting up household images then (seriously though I cant get good ones because I dont show my face on the net and as such am using halloween photos from when I was twelve)

hey trollpie,funny how that worked out. karaski didnt say he was under attack,yet i then make yours correct by "attacking" them.

sorry just wanted to say that because it was almost a mistake and would of changed things to much.

....Phew. Saved me from a case of failure there Klimino.

TrollPie wrote:....Phew. Saved me from a case of failure there Klimino.

no problem. also find it funny that kar tried to sneak into the room that has lots of open space and most of my army.

but im really enjoying this. hope mark dosent mind us climbing up his pants to avoid getting eaten by his dog

ok so i make an army?

commie frogs are kroot,right? the killer chickens are obviously tau.

@prototype_x: yes. the avalible armies are orks, nids, necrons, dark eldar, and eldar.

so i can say:

ork big mek with kff

700 boys

50 grotz

20 nobs

10 meganobs

2stompas

14 trukks

7battle wagons

20 dreads

60 killa kans

100 flashgits

looted titan

3 fighta bomas



???

btw: current bitz box unit upgrades/new troops are:


tau: markerlights/sniper drones

necrons: ressurection orb/tomb spyders.

nids: devourers, harridan.

orks: 'flash/fighta bommas.'

gaurd: bitz of youre choosing/drop troops squad (gives rapid deployment faster than airlifting).

USMC: M240/extra SAW.

Rangers: paratroopers/Alpha CQC.

delta force: snipers.

zoats: more zoats.

eldar: howling banshees/rangers

DE: wracks/d-cannon

prototype_x: give yourself a helluva lot ore troops the DKoK outdo that list (say...5-600 boyz half that of shootas...)

ineptus astartes wrote:prototype_x: give yourself a helluva lot ore troops the DKoK outdo that list (say...5-600 boyz half that of shootas...)

Oh god, the last thing I need is more greenskins

edited it

man,avoiding giants wraith is very boring work....

and those greenskins are a dime a dozen,arnt they?

lord commissar klimino wrote:man,avoiding giants wraith is very boring work....

and those greenskins are a dime a dozen,arnt they?

Considering all of them put together pretty much outnumber all of the other factions combined....

I'd say yes... -_-

WARORK93 wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:man,avoiding giants wraith is very boring work....

and those greenskins are a dime a dozen,arnt they?

Considering all of them put together pretty much outnumber all of the other factions combined....

I'd say yes... -_-

its more like a penny a dozen,its you guards that are worth the dimes

lord commissar klimino wrote:its more like a penny a dozen,its you guards that are worth the dimes

Well, that made me feel a whole lot better...

But lets see how many dime a dozen firewarriors get zapped by my Stormblade of epicness...

new part up.

WARORK93 wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:its more like a penny a dozen,its you guards that are worth the dimes

Well, that made me feel a whole lot better...

But lets see how many dime a dozen firewarriors get zapped by my Stormblade of epicness...

were on the island,you will have lots of trouble trying to get that giant thing up there to shoot us theres a reason you want the high ground. also you better hope kar dosent try drinking anything in there

i also just realized we own most the food.

man I made Shatner a really easygoing character...

It's just me and my 6 super-elite Stormtroopers. I wasn't sure where to be, so right now I'm under the kitchen sink.

Kasrkai wrote:It's just me and my 6 super-elite Stormtroopers. I wasn't sure where to be, so right now I'm under the kitchen sink.

and we locked you in to

whats happening with me?

Is there an Ork force playing? Or have they given up on the idea?

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Kasrkai wrote:It's just me and my 6 super-elite Stormtroopers. I wasn't sure where to be, so right now I'm under the kitchen sink.

and we locked you in to

Tell me, how do you spell, MELTA BOMB?

@ prototype_x: you will start out in the back yard. near the shrew-infested wood pule (the RP thread is where you post RPs though.)

Kasrkai wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Kasrkai wrote:It's just me and my 6 super-elite Stormtroopers. I wasn't sure where to be, so right now I'm under the kitchen sink.

and we locked you in to

Tell me, how do you spell, MELTA BOMB?

look at my last post.your dead if you attack.plus my entire army is looking at you.

Feth, Ninja'd. I'll fix it, give me a couple minutes.

lord commissar klimino wrote:

were on the island,you will have lots of trouble trying to get that giant thing up there to shoot us there's a reason you want the high ground. also you better hope kar dosen't try drinking anything in there

i also just realized we own most the food.

Meh, I have a garden full of giant tomatoes and leman russ sized rodents to eat, my men are siege specialists and now we have a trench...

Come at me bro...

WARORK93 wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

were on the island,you will have lots of trouble trying to get that giant thing up there to shoot us theres a reason you want the high ground. also you better hope kar dosent try drinking anything in there

i also just realized we own most the food.

Meh, I have a garden full of giant tomatoes and leman russ sized rodents to eat, my men ar siege specialists and now we have a trench...

Come at me bro...

...im defending...i just realized yarrik is the only one not...beside chaos who got evicted....

There. I missed the part where you trapped me. I got away, but Leo lost an arm, and all you lost was a few kroot and a couple fire warriors. We're deeper in the cabinet.

the cabinet (in real life as well) has a small hole rats use to get around. it leads into the laundry room and the panty as far as I know.

you would have to pulla han solo in the garbage compacter and dive down

hey,you need to update OP with the zoat and possibly soon new orks...i think,hard to keep track of everyone.

funny thing is kar we did give you a chance...then you blew off the doors and killed some of are kroot.

I know what Grue'Vesa means. You've got enough firepower anyway.

Kasrkai wrote:I know what Grue'Vesa means. You've got enough firepower anyway.

actually i already said what we wanted.we were just gonna ask you stuff then throw you out of the kitchen and tell you not to come back unless you want to join us. but i understand.ima rp now.

i wonder what mark will think that we blew up his kitchen cabinet?

...he's gonna be pissed...

ineptus astartes wrote:...he's gonna be pissed...

...plus we blew a hole in his fridge and are eating his food...not to mention making the kitchen kinda cold...how is it im the one thats so destructive?

(Hi Nate. I hope this character is ok and that I can be accepted in this RPG, it sounds fun and very different. I look forward to becoming a part of it.)

Faction: Witch Hunters

Character: Kiku Hanataro

Height: 3.2 cm

Weapons/gear: Wings, The Revenant Blade, Armour of Saint Celestine.

Age: 8 months

Summary: Kiku is a perfect reincarnation of Saint Celestine, renamed and re-painted. She now wears shining white armour and has blonde hair and blue eyes.
She has no reinforcements so far yet more will come to join her.

When you hit the sack, should we go ahead as long as we don't break game or anything?

And who ever has Guardsmen, send me a Chimera. Or better yet, a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. I promise I'll use the table top stats and not the being god stats.

charachter accepted!

your deployment zone will be the office (none is there yet)

ok thank you ^.^ could i possibly have a rough layout of the office so I can begin working on a first post in the roleplay zone.

Sister of Krieg wrote:ok thank you ^.^ could i possibly have a rough layout of the office so I can begin working on a first post in the roleplay zone.

MAIN FLOOR:
note: purple=rug

so: the top left cornor is the kitchen with entcances to the back yard, and basment on its top, and left side respectivly.

below that is the dining room containing a dining table, chairs, and a bookshelf cluttered with magazines, mail, fruits, pictures, and plants

the room to the right of that is the living room with a couch, two chairs, a bookshelf, another bookshelf, a closet (bottom right) and a rug. along with the front door (bottom center) and the stairs to the 2nd story (top)

to the right of that, is the sunroom, with two couches a recliner, a pair of bookshelves (mid left) a table (bottom right) rugs, a chest, (mid right side) and a little temple to shiva/vishnu/bramah that my nepali grandparents made in a cupboard


BACKYARD: (a damn big never mowed jungle with a garden on thefar side and shrew infested firewood aroun the pine tree in the cornor, there is a permanent desert of bleak hard dirt for about three metres wich is bordered by the garden on one side [note, the garden foliage is really thick] and a trench on the other)

BASMENT

rec room (treadmill, TV, lower bathroom laundry room pantry/boiler rooms are connected to this as well as the garage

SECOND STORY

guest beroom/gaming room. (40k table. ambush ally table, force on force table.)

my bedroom (bed, desk, computer, fan, wardrobe.)

office. (desk, computer, bed.)

bathroom (...)



the house:

front yard (big tree, stone wall, [cliffs] cherry blossom tree, two backyard entrances hedgdes

thank you ^.^

Sister of Krieg wrote:thank you ^.^

no problem. the map is on page 3 of other thread.

WILL MAKE AN UPSTAIR MAP TOMORROW

night

I GOT DA MAP TA WORK!

ok i've made a first post and just guessed a rough layout of the office ^.^ I hope that's ok

ok,reading through it all,im confused on were some people are. im still in the sun room,kreig is in the office. a few people are outside in the backyard. and i think kar is in the guest room?

I'm wherever krieg guys are, and they're with the USMC.

yeah your in the guest room.like it said its the room with all the tables.

Which, I am confused as to how some of my men got all the way over there from the garden but oh well....

I think I'll write that down as a recon patrol of some sort that made contact with more of the US forces...I'll have to direct control the squad leader and lead you kasrkin boys towards my main forces position (that is if you feel like digging into that trench with me as thats what I plan on doing for now...)

or it could be the nerd just kept them up there because he was lazy or something.

lord commissar klimino wrote:or it could be the nerd just kept them up there because he was lazy or something.

Define "up there" as I don't know exactly where the Cadians and delta force guys are in relation to my main force's position...

I'm a commando. I'd rather not bugger down in a trench. But as far as I'm concerned, you're the boss.

Kasrkai wrote:I'm a commando. I'd rather not bugger down in a trench. But as far as I'm concerned, you're the boss.

I'm sure I can figure out something to do with ya, we can help each other out, don't worry

Besides, I sincerely doubt that I'm the big cheese for the Imperials (maybe for now) but there's the small matter of a half mad Commissar Yarrick jumping around...

Don't leave me with Darko. He's like the pedobear of our RP forum.

Kasrkai wrote:Don't leave me with Darko. He's like the pedobear of our RP forum.

*Is not sure how to respond to that*

............

*Is still unsure how to respond to that*

WARORK93 wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:or it could be the nerd just kept them up there because he was lazy or something.

Define "up there" as I don't know exactly where the Cadians and delta force guys are in relation to my main force's position...

i mean the place were kar saw them is in the guest room,were all the gaming tables are. so maybe he was using them then just left a few on the table or somethin.

Kasrkai wrote:Don't leave me with Darko. He's like the pedobear of our RP forum.

i thought darko was in charge? and pedobear? darko? nah,more like he will put you on the front lines and eat popcorn as he watches you die.

lord commissar klimino wrote:I mean the place were kar saw them is in the guest room,were all the gaming tables are. so maybe he was using them then just left a few on the table or something.

Can't be just a few outside as I've already posted the majority of the force out there in that garden...

The kiregsmen must have found a way inside to the guest room.........yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it...

WARORK93 wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:I mean the place were kar saw them is in the guest room,were all the gaming tables are. so maybe he was using them then just left a few on the table or something.

Can't be just a few outside as I've already posted the majority of the force out there in that garden...

The kiregsmen must have found a way inside to the guest room.........yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it...

sounds good.

also i find it funny how ive done the most damage to stuff,yet ive gotten the most help from mark to.

I was just about to say "the only help he's given you is killing half your guys and locking you in the garage." But that's the chaos guys...

I chalk it up to Mark not realizing whats going on outside yet...

Are you kidding? Darko takes a sweet little innocent RP, and runs with it to his candy van of off-topic gak.

Kasrkai wrote:Are you kidding? Darko takes a sweet little innocent RP, and runs with it to his candy van of off-topic gak.

true...but when he is on topic and posts,he writes really well.

That's how he keeps it covered.

posted,and even though warork "ninja'd" me,it still fits cause you were just leaving/just about so you still would be caught in it.

Prepare to be annihilated. You ruined my post.

Hey! I don't appreciate my measly one squad being attacked by a full on tau battleforce!

And Mark is not going to like you messing up his personal mini guards either!

Kasrkai wrote:Prepare to be annihilated. You ruined my post.

your guy asked for it in my guys eyes.

WARORK93 wrote:Hey! I don't appreciate my measly one squad being attacked by a full on tau battleforce!

And Mark is not going to like you messing up his personal mini guards either!

sorry,my guy is more after kars than you,you just happen to be with him and his ally.and its not all my force,just a big portion. also to be fair,i dont think mark is or will ever be happy with any of this.

Fixed for Klimino's sudden attack.

Kasrkai wrote:Fixed for Klimino's sudden attack.

you deserved it.worork didnt but he probably would of attacked me for being a xeno anyways.

lord commissar klimino wrote:WARORK didnt but he probably would of attacked me for being a xeno anyways.

Kasrkai wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:WARORK didnt but he probably would of attacked me for being a xeno anyways.

and the point was?

I'm calling shenanigans for the last post, I posted before you and said that you got one of my guys, the rest of them are now on their way out...

Really, the dog? MOAR SHENANIGANS!

Lets see if the beast likes a little artillery barrage huh? And also, I'm pretty sure the dogs are inside, how you plan on getting them outside without being able to open a door would be a nice explanation...

WARORK93 wrote:I'm calling shenanigans for the last post, I posted before you and said that you got one of my guys, the rest of them are now on their way out...

Really, the dog? MOAR SHENANIGANS!

Lets see if the beast likes a little artillery barrage huh? And also, I'm pretty sure the dogs are inside, how you plan on getting them outside without being able to open a door would be a nice explanation...

i call shenanigans on the fact that my force wouldn't kill lots of you. we had surprise and numbers (not to mention better long range weapons and a tank that should of been able to blow you all to dust,but i let that slide cause he did have melta bombs..still seems like a hard throw though.) so we definatly had you there. as for the dog,the gm said they like to chase things,so im using that to my advantage.i will admit the getting them outside part might be-oh wait,you guys already made a ramp for us in the basement so iit can get out. i told them to find a way to get it out and they will.

The way I imagined it was that you got us on the tail end of our exfil, and it was also said in Kasr's post which was before both of ours, that were were behind cover and on the move, already near the crack we managed to slither out of...

Honestly, I've got no objections to the dog thing, but we'll see how that turns out...

WARORK93 wrote:The way I imagined it was that you got us on the tail end of our exfil, and it was also said in Kasr's post which was before both of ours, that were were behind cover and on the move, already near the crack we managed to slither out of...

Honestly, I've got no objections to the dog thing, but we'll see how that turns out...

i dont remember that exactly,but either way more of you would of died.

anyways,im perfectly ok with you bombing the gak out of the dog

I agree with klimino. KILL THE DOG. But I`m so lonely without a ally. Hey Klimino i know its unlikely, but you seem evil, you wanta ally up and wipe these corpse worshippers from the house?

yeroc500 wrote:I agree with klimino. KILL THE DOG. But I`m so lonely without a ally. Hey Klimino i know its unlikely, but you seem evil, you wanta ally up and wipe these corpse worshippers from the house?

not likely but ill keep it on mind. besides,im pretty sure chaos is the apitamy of not the greater good

Hey coming from the guy who`s destroyed a perfectly good refrigerator and is the only non imperial RPing at the moment, I have to say it was worth a try.

Also shenanigans on yeroc's stuff, the Tanith would never even consider working with Chaos...

Also, I'm not completely sure but I don't think the minis are supposed to be referencing themselves as game pieces (IE the whole "apocalypse game" bit)

yeroc500 wrote:Hey coming from the guy who`s destroyed a perfectly good refrigerator and is the only non imperial RPing at the moment, I have to say it was worth a try.

true...wait,isnt there a ork person?

also i do think thats a little OP. were over powered by human players and even when i try to be nice they gaking shoot me ok,if you can make a rp post thats convensing for your character. (i.e. your evil chaos brute somehow finds a strong common goal) then i will.

Hey the chaos know all. Na just kidding. But I have scouts everywhere. And the battles we`ve fought are practically real to them. At least other than the hands moving them. So I`ll go and edit it. Oh and the working together would be bad. My GW allows any pair ups as long as they are necrons and anyone else. (Then again there is only like one necron player so.....) But still everyone has a ally. I created one. It`s suspose to be funny anyways. So call shinanigans. I dont care. Minis coming to life is shinanigans.

WARORK93 wrote: Also shenanigans on yeroc's stuff, the Tanith would never even consider working with Chaos...

Also, I'm not completely sure but I don't think the minis are supposed to be referencing themselves as game pieces (IE the whole "apocalypse game" bit)

tanith..nope,dosent ring a bell :/

and i do kinda agree. just like how we have to eats and whatnot. although there are plenty of signs. we stepped off plastic bases. we are tiny. we were in cases. some of us were even on fake terrains.not to mention theres a bucket of plastic parts of all of us that we somehow put together and make work.

yeroc500 wrote:Hey the chaos know all. Na just kidding. But I have scouts everywhere. And the battles we`ve fought are practically real to them. At least other than the hands moving them. So I`ll go and edit it. Oh and the working together would be bad. My GW allows any pair ups as long as they are necrons and anyone else. (Then again there is only like one necron player so.....) But still everyone has a ally. I created one. It`s suspose to be funny anyways. So call shinanigans. I dont care. Minis coming to life is shinanigans.

hey WARORK,he just won the argument.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey hey hey, I'm not tryin to troll anyone here and I understand that this entire thing constitutes shenanigans but come on, if your gonna do it at least keep with the stereotypes...

You know imperials hate chaos and all that, ring any bells?

I'm just saying as a fan of Abnett, I doubt the Tanith would want to touch anything Marduk has with a thirty foot stick...there's other ways to make this stuff funny without violating the laws of 40k...

WARORK93 wrote:Hey hey hey, I'm not tryin to troll anyone here and I understand that this entire thing constitutes shenanigans but come on, if your gonna do it at least keep with the stereotypes...

You know imperials hate chaos and all that, ring any bells?

I'm just saying as a fan of Abnett, I doubt the Tanith would want to touch anything Marduk has with a thirty foot stick...there's other ways to make this stuff funny without violating the laws of 40k...

ok,yes. but thats just like that game i saw were a guardsman was on the evil team and with a meltagun single handly killed a titan.a big one to,not a warhound or wolf or whatever. so there are always exceptions. and who said you were trolling? sorry if you think i called you a troll.

Hey if you abnett, then you know that all his inquisitor characters went to except chaos in the least. Idk if he`s making more gaunts ghost (as I`m on the second from last book in the latest omnibus) but it could happen. And you aint no troll.

Good morning. im up...you guys had field day.

Aight, well, I realized I was the only one making objections so i didn't want to portray that I was trying to grief anyone...

@LCK I saw that video I think, that was hilarious, guy with melta vs titan = win for melta!

@Yerroc, while its true that most of his inquisitor characters have either crossed or dangerously walked the line between good and bad, The Tanith have a special place in my heart as noble imperial souls and I'd just hate to see them messed with...

That's just personal preference stuff you understand....Emperor feth it all! I should have come in here as a Tanith guy and led a small group of guard specialists like Kasr

When I die, I swear that's what I'm coming back as...

WARORK93 wrote:Aight, well, I realized I was the only one making objections so i didn't want to portray that I was trying to grief anyone...

@LCK I saw that video I think, that was hilarious, guy with melta vs titan = win for melta!

@Yerroc, while its true that most of his inquisitor characters have either crossed or dangerously walked the line between good and bad, The Tanith have a special place in my heart as noble imperial souls and I'd just hate to see them messed with...

That's just personal preference stuff you understand....Emperor feth it all! I should have come in here as a Tanith guy and led a small group of guard specialists like Kasr

When I die, I swear that's what I'm coming back as...

permission to kill your dude?

ineptus astartes wrote:Good morning. im up...you guys had field day.

its been a fun time lots of action,ninjaing,editing,and fun.

Hahahahahahahaha....... I will have the tanith and they will be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWahahahahahaha..... No alright screw that. If its such a big deal I`ll leave it alone...... I`m just a poor guy looking for friends.

yeroc500 wrote:Hahahahahahahaha....... I will have the tanith and they will be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWahahahahahaha..... No alright screw that. If its such a big deal I`ll leave it alone...... I`m just a poor guy looking for friends.

i hear demonettes make great "friends."

Oh yeah. Just got done with Dark disiple again. I relearned how great of friends they make. Until your dead that is.

lord commissar klimino wrote:permission to kill your dude?

I might actually take you up on that offer but it'll have to be one of those epic last stand type deals where we blow the heck out of each other before I die...

Besides, a mechanized Krieg battalion is not the easiest thing to kill

WARORK93 wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:permission to kill your dude?

I might actually take you up on that offer but it'll have to be one of those epic last stand type deals where we blow the heck out of each other before I die...

Besides, a mechanized Krieg battalion is not the easiest thing to kill

lol,but im sending the invincible dog after you. plus if you kill it the nerd god will stomp and kick all of us

lord commissar klimino wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:permission to kill your dude?

I might actually take you up on that offer but it'll have to be one of those epic last stand type deals where we blow the heck out of each other before I die...

Besides, a mechanized Krieg battalion is not the easiest thing to kill

lol,but im sending the invincible dog after you. plus if you kill it the nerd god will stomp and kick all of us

I never said I'd kill it, but I'm sure having a mini arty barrage land near it would be convincing enough for it to skidaddle, I do remember the GM saying one of the dogs was shy so making a lot of noise should work out rather well...

WARORK93 wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:permission to kill your dude?

I might actually take you up on that offer but it'll have to be one of those epic last stand type deals where we blow the heck out of each other before I die...

Besides, a mechanized Krieg battalion is not the easiest thing to kill

lol,but im sending the invincible dog after you. plus if you kill it the nerd god will stomp and kick all of us

I never said I'd kill it, but I'm sure having a mini arty barrage land near it would be convincing enough for it to skidaddle, I do remember the GM saying one of the dogs was shy so making a lot of noise should work out rather well...

were is the GM? he catching up on all we posted?

and i dont remember which was which,but i think its the shy one thats somewhere else

lord commissar klimino wrote:were is the GM? he catching up on all we posted?

and i dont remember which was which,but i think its the shy one thats somewhere else

Not my point really, I'm sure any dog would be just as much scared of what I have planned as the tiny kriegers would be scared of a giant dog...

WARORK93 wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:were is the GM? he catching up on all we posted?

and i dont remember which was which,but i think its the shy one thats somewhere else

Not my point really, I'm sure any dog would be just as much scared of what I have planned as the tiny kriegers would be scared of a giant dog...

cant wait to see how you mentally (and possibly physically) scar that dog

I am right here posting a 'boxing in' of the tau expo force (anyone would do what someone says when an AC130 Specter Gunship is hovering behind them with bunker-busters eh?)

ineptus astartes wrote:I am right here posting a 'boxing in' of the tau epo force (anyone would do what someone says when an AC130 Specter Gunship is hovering behind them with bunker-busters eh?)

awww...i havent been THAT bad,have i?

also. expect event soon introducing a three new factions (one of wich is: ALWAYS ANGY!!! ALL THE TIME!!! anything to add?)

@LCK: when Mark is away the minis will play...

ineptus astartes wrote:@LCK: when Mark is away the minis will play...

if you look i always have a decent reason though. the fridge/we needed food. cabinet/firing back at the guys who shot 1st,plus there the ones who blew off the doors. the tables/trying to kill the ones they cant trust from before,the others were helping them so its just common thought to think there all allies.

not saying your accusing me or anything,just wanted to say that.

also i was already out of the room.i was at the top of the stairs..with the rest of my force in the sun room on alert.....

oh I know but certain people will be pretty mad (the madern minis. keep in mind that losing seven soldiers on a modern battlefield is devastating)

the passage of time allows for you to be pushed back.

passage of time....aka gm edit powers....

yes...and guess who just got back to his house?

lord commissar klimino wrote:passage of time....aka gm edit powers....

In unrelated news, this is the new official theme song of the DKoK....because I said so :

ineptus astartes wrote:yes...and guess who just got back to his house?

the color giver?

posting an event: cleaning house

Oh sweet Emperor....ANGRAH MAHREEHNS!!!! *runs away and hides*

1. epic song dude.epic.

2.....of feth were all gonna die!

lord commissar klimino wrote:1. epic song dude.epic.

2.....of feth were all gonna die!

1. I have a knack for picking out appropriate theme music for some reason

2. Yes, yes we are........BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!

impact arrived.

XD smurfs!!!!!!!

I officially love this RP...

That is all...

WARORK93 wrote:I officially love this RP...

That is all...

the only way to make this better is if we got to see some pretty marines get blown up....

why. thank you. (and will your your PC react to a human bigger than an imperiator titan?)

lord commissar klimino wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:I officially love this RP...

That is all...

the only way to make this better is if we got to see some pretty marines get blown up....

Or if Yarrick surfs a tank into battle while yelling "Get me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!"

@Ineptus, talking to me?

yes.

so...i cant really do anything til marks comes back and does whatever.

Hey guys hittin the hay. Gotta midterm tomorrow. But will be on for a good while anyways. So night and dont destroy me in my sleep you foul imperial scum.

He'll probably be like "Holy frigging tap dancing Emperors! That is the single biggest titan I've ever seen!" Or maybe he'll think its the Emperor or something along those lines... *shrugs*

Yeroc wrote:Hey guys hittin the hay. Gotta midterm tomorrow. But will be on for a good while anyways. So night and dont destroy me in my sleep you foul imperial scum.

No promises...

well you have a dark apostle coming to join you as Mark rounds up the 'ringleaders'

ineptus astartes wrote:well you have a dark apostle coming to join you as Mark rounds up the 'ringleaders'

i still find it funny how i caused the most damage...

yeah. he might lock you in the laundry room for that...

ineptus astartes wrote:yeah. he might lock you in the laundry room for that...

D: i better start kissing his *ss...well,ive also not shot him and obeyed him (mostly) so ive been the destructive nice one is what funny XD

ironic

the yard (the yellow area is the 'desert')

so does this yard map help?

some.better than before.word a little hard to read though...

I could only draw with my mouse...

ineptus astartes wrote:I could only draw with my mouse...

oh,ok. man,i hope enough people post soon for me to get to do something.im not gonna be here most of tomorrow.

new part up this is your field LCK.

ok i'm back ^.^

hey, been taking a nap. its blasted hot here.

I think I over complicated a sweet with my last post ^.^ but yum caramel and chocolate.

Bit lost here, hard to keep up. Where are my epic Kasrkin?

And, do we even feel hunger? Or bleed? Cause Leo's kinda one-handing his Hellgun...

yes you feel hunger and bleed.

your kasrkin are waiting in the guest room along with most of the other factions (I am rounding up the leaders)

ALL PLAYERS ARE IN THE GUEST ROOM ASIDE FROM THE BELOW:

vio

yarrick

da painboy

space wolf

shatner

Darkvoidof40k

other players who have not initiated their RPing yet.

Soon..

uh-oh...

Darko, are you going to be the evil troopsarecannonfodder type of leader, or go Gaunt on us? The latter is my hope.

Kasrkai wrote:Darko, are you going to be the evil troopsarecannonfodder type of leader, or go Gaunt on us? The latter is my hope.

That depends.

the former is my bet...

when was I moved into the guest room?

Oh god...... Waves and wave of infantry. Well like they say, "More blood for the blood god".

sorry soK forgot you went there.

Darko, even you recognize the talent of my squad.

you hope...

Is my guy now on the table with the rest of the faction leaders, or a separate table?

all of the faction leaders are on the moria board.

lol. ok,so were suppose to get along...ive got a bad feeling about this.

so for the future of this i got an idea.seeing as how theres gonna be less killing each other,it would be funny if mark needed to take us to a tournament or something.

actually I have several ideas that are based off of the original 'toyhammer' fan fiction.

(but in the meantime you may get up to all kinds of shenanigans...)

lord commissar klimino wrote:lol. ok,so were suppose to get along...ive got a bad feeling about this.

so for the future of this i got an idea.seeing as how theres gonna be less killing each other,it would be funny if mark needed to take us to a tournament or something.

YES.

Do this now Ineptus.

DO IT NOW.

GLADIATOR 40K! I SHALL MOUNT SQUIRRELS AGAINST THE FOUL FORCES OF CHAOS.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD? WHERE IS HE?

yes,cause when a giant is so pissed he gathers you all up just to tell you to not fight your going to go back to fighting...or cause him any other problems.

and kasr you owe me a tank. and im pretty sure people would find it odd when marks army starts moving and chopping his opponents models up. even more odd that they went and got a squirrel to do it on.

the more seriouse thing happen now...

People would pay money to watch brought to life miniatures fight lizards and rodents.

I SURE AS FETH WOULD.

And we could bring all the miniatures at the tournament to life.

Like Mark is a wizard or something.

EVENT: 'SOULLESS GODS' IS UP

Flayed to death.

MINIATURE ROBOT ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

O.O

I didn't do it!

BTW the time skips to the next day, does that mean we're all back where we were before you gathered us all up?

more like: MINIATURE IMMORTAL ROBOT ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WITH A GREEN SKY.

WARORK: yup

imp guard get the guest room.

DKoK get yard

orks get garage (cleared out)

chaos gets attic

What about the ambush alley guys?

Orks in the garage? This is gonna get bad before it gets better...

WARORK93 wrote:O.O

I didn't do it!

BTW the time skips to the next day, does that mean we're all back where we were before you gathered us all up?

i think you state were you are like i did. cause i dont think he cares as long as we dont fight.

BTW,who is playing the orks? have they ever even posted?

the AA and FOF guys go to the yard

HOLY S***. Necrons my worst enemy. Or at least Marduks. Now were did I place that nexus arrangement?

...so im guessing you shared that spay paint with your friend?

so it would seem...new part up.

My question is: Where did the Necrons go?

>.>

<.<

O.O

who knows...but I have a bad feeling about the sewers...

ineptus astartes wrote:who knows...but I have a bad feeling about the sewers...

The sewers eh?

That gives me an idea and it involves my Hades drill...

Yeroc... you killed Derick.

I will rend the kicking and screaming child of joy from the bloody womb that is you life.

Kasrkai wrote:Yeroc... you killed Derick.

I will rend the fetus of joy from the bloody womb that is you life.

...i killed a few members of your squad and you didnt complain.....i just realized his corpse fell out to O.O

Your child too.

I HAVE ONLY SIX PEOPLE. THAT IS IT. STOP HURTING ME.

APPARENTLY ONLY THREE NOW, JERKS.

you might want to take command of the cadian forces seeing as mark never bought a command set...

Kasrkai wrote:Your child too.

I HAVE ONLY SIX PEOPLE. THAT IS IT. STOP HURTING ME.

APPARENTLY ONLY THREE NOW, JERKS.

im pretty sure you got replacements from somewhere during the off screen time...so 5.

I was being funny, by the way.

And no, I'd sooner lose and drop out before abandoning my guys.

Marduk couldnt help himself. And plus he hasnt killed anyone yet. Other than the animals.

(I mean that anthony could assume command of the cadians)

(or if you are killed you could come back as somone else)

this is funny. were arguing,ignoring mark,the IG,and the other giant. and marks friend must be light headed from thinking so hard.

Yeroc500 wrote:Marduk jumped in surprise at the sudden appearence of the guard. He looked at their sleeping forms. Damn he thought at their vulnerability. He went over to the furthest one away from the group and pulled out his knife. He sat contemplating on if it was worth it. It was. The man died before he even knew it. No sound was made and Marduk pulled the dead corpse over to a old sandwhich. He hid it and sheathed his knife. He then waited for the daemon to leave the yard. He hauled himself up to the top of the bag and saw that there were many and plenty of houses for the taking. He laughed.

Hasn't killed anyone WUT?

Hey ineptus, thanks for forgetting my character.

(sorry Mark was busy at the moment)

@ Dark...gotta move faster

@ Ineptus, that wouldn't happen to be my Leman Russ would it?

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Hey ineptus, thanks for forgetting my character.

oh hey darko. you joined a little late i saw. so much for running the IG forces

WARORK: why, yes, it would.

I havent. I`ve been very nuetral. I mean come on I`m chaos. Marduks a good boy of yet.

you got to be assertive to get Mark's attention...try stabbing his foot.

ineptus astartes wrote:you got to be assertive to get Mark's attention...try stabbing his foot.

i think ill just try getting to his ear...although that means climbing up his pants or something.....

I have a better way. It should work.

night I will be back in a few hours.

K. You might have a battle on your hands or a fresh alliance. However warork takes it.

BTW warork I wont shoot if you dont. So lets keep it nice.

I dont plan on it, but you better come up with a good reason for us to stand down...

WARORK93 wrote:I dont plan on it, but you better come up with a good reason for us to stand down...

necrons have murdered a giant and need to be captured or destroyed before things get out of hand

That works I guess

Yes that is a good reason.

Gtg guys be back in like two hours.

Until Darko gets here, you direct me WARORK. PMs would be the stealthy way.

Or we could just be vague until we figure out what we're doing, either way suits me...

WARORK93 wrote:Or we could just be vague until we figure out what we're doing, either way suits me...

sneaky humans. i have to wait on yarrik to reply....

Ah yes. Best for your health that Draigo doesn't find out about the alliance with Chaos. Otherwise things will die. Lots of things.

Im back! (my parents dragged me to a event when I woke up that lasted until now so I havnt been writing)

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Ah yes. Best for your health that Draigo doesn't find out about the alliance with Chaos. Otherwise things will die. Lots of things.

Its not more of an alliance than a "you scratch my back I scratch yours" agreement, but yeah I agree, this isn't going to be good...

Draigo makes an appearance soon...

Inquisitors, Grey Knights, and assassins?

Yep, I'm deader than an shoota boy facing down a devastator squad....

WARORK93 wrote:Inquisitors, Grey Knights, and assassins?

Yep, I'm deader than an shoota boy facing down a devastator squad....

I like shiny people in shiny suits of shiny armor with shiny swords and shiny psychic powers with shiny tings. With extra shiny sprinkled on top.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:Inquisitors, Grey Knights, and assassins?

Yep, I'm deader than an shoota boy facing down a devastator squad....

I like shiny people in shiny suits of shiny armor with shiny swords and shiny psychic powers with shiny tings. With extra shiny sprinkled on top.

for once shiny does not = good....for us at least.

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:Inquisitors, Grey Knights, and assassins?

Yep, I'm deader than an shoota boy facing down a devastator squad....

I like shiny people in shiny suits of shiny armor with shiny swords and shiny psychic powers with shiny tings. With extra shiny sprinkled on top.

for once shiny does not = good....for us at least.

XENOS! PURGE REPEATEDLY WITH HOLY PROMETHEUM! NONE SHALL STAY OUR SHINY WRATH OF SHINYNESS!

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:Inquisitors, Grey Knights, and assassins?

Yep, I'm deader than an shoota boy facing down a devastator squad....

I like shiny people in shiny suits of shiny armor with shiny swords and shiny psychic powers with shiny tings. With extra shiny sprinkled on top.

for once shiny does not = good....for us at least.

XENOS! PURGE REPEATEDLY WITH HOLY PROMETHEUM! NONE SHALL STAY OUR SHINY WRATH OF SHINYNESS!

i cant wait for mark to throw all of your men in a drawer for breaking the cease fire also ill post later,i just have to go mow 1st.....

lord commissar klimino wrote: I cant wait for mark to throw all of your men in a drawer for breaking the cease fire also ill post later,i just have to go mow 1st.....

I'm up there with you, mowing the lawn in Florida...gak man, its like the everglades in every friggin yard....

25 Grey Knight Terminators?

*Drops Hellgun*

Screw this, I'm going back Paradiso.

WARORK93 wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote: I cant wait for mark to throw all of your men in a drawer for breaking the cease fire also ill post later,i just have to go mow 1st.....

I'm up there with you, mowing the lawn in Florida...gak man, its like the everglades in every friggin yard....

yeah..need to do it before the texas sun is fully out and kills me while i am....

Kasrkai wrote:25 Grey Knight Terminators?

*Drops Hellgun*

Screw this, I'm going back Paradiso.

i agree,he either needs to makes soem normal grey knights or we all need to team up and shoot the gak out of him...or run to mark crying say he is bullying us and broke the cease fire

awww...

Kasrkai wrote:25 Grey Knight Terminators?

*Drops Hellgun*

Screw this, I'm going back Paradiso.

I know right?

Alright, lets go find those Cadians...

Orbital bombardment time!

...

How would that work with miniatures?

I agree Darko, you need to halve those forces. I doubt even apparently money-out-the-wooza Mark could pay for/field that many GK in even apocalypse. 40 grey knights is pushing it but 70-80?

Drop pods could be shot from m the roof...

Knew that'd be coming my way.

Even if I break the ceasefire, I can't be blamed for not knowing about it.

a point you have...on the tip of your NFW...

ineptus astartes wrote:a point you have...on the tip of your NFW...

ALL SHALL FEAR MY REVOLUTIONARY NEMESIS FORCE SPADES!

wrightng first contact now...

Make-shift Nemesis Force Gravy ladle. His Emperors fury shall come in the form of delicious gravy to soak and destroy the mashed potatoes of Heresy.

ineptus, you killed a cat you bastard. As a crazy cyber cat on crack, I heartily disapprove.

We're back at the house right? Case being for the guard, the guest room?

oh,hey WARORK and yeroc,you've got some scouts delivering a message to look out for.

and darko...feth it,i wanna watch mark accidentally trample ALL your termies

correction the drunk irishmen killed a cat


(the gaurd are in the living room)

ineptus astartes wrote:correction the drunk irishmen killed a cat


(the gaurd are in the living room)

hehehe, Irish...

When I die and come back as a Tanith force, I might have to meet up with those guys....40k Celts meets real world Celts....

ineptus astartes wrote:(you seem to be ignoring the US rangers hat just said hi, klimono...)




Rushing up the stairs and waking phillip who had crashed on his couch, Mark ran upstairs while phillip grumbled and put a pillow over his eyes

Throwing open the doors to the guest room he saw a scene of carnage. Some 100 daemons were lying in pieces around the 40k board some thirty grey knights were clambering out of a carrying case. Mark hit the floor and crawled to where a dreadnought was stomping on moria goblins and picked up the colander he flung it on to the dread and dived for Kaldor who turned, howled “DAEMON PRINCE!” and charged. As mark sailed through the air he wondered if this was the stupidest thing he had ever done and grabbed Draigo, making him drop his NFW…

Egads, it's a Chaos God! Response forthcoming.

Mark Norman: the chaos god of exasperation.

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:(Oh damn, sorry, forgot about the 100 word rule for a sec.. not entirely sure what else to post.. unless you want my entire force ganging up on Mark..)

(look back,all of us ave done this.sometimes you cant post 100 words,so if you cant its ok just do it when you can. )

Getting a rules lecture from klimino of all people..

ineptus astartes wrote:Mark Norman: the chaos god of exasperation.

also titan of titans,the giant color giver,and a demon prince

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:(Oh damn, sorry, forgot about the 100 word rule for a sec.. not entirely sure what else to post.. unless you want my entire force ganging up on Mark..)

(look back,all of us ave done this.sometimes you cant post 100 words,so if you cant its ok just do it when you can. )

Getting a rules lecture from klimino of all people..

hey,it was bound to happen eventually .

Kasrkai, they're cushions, not pillows damn you.

/Is also a picky little nazi

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Kasrkai, they're cushions, not pillows damn you.

/Is also a picky little nazi

he could be on one of the pillows that are on the couch

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Kasrkai, they're cushions, not pillows damn you.

/Is also a picky little nazi

he could be on one of the pillows that are on the couch

Impossible. I call shenanigans.

I was talking about the decorative INCREDIBLY SUPER COZY PILLOWS on top of the sofa.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Kasrkai, they're cushions, not pillows damn you.

/Is also a picky little nazi

he could be on one of the pillows that are on the couch

Impossible. I call shenanigans.

A) you just dont want to be wrong.

B) were talking,moving tiny plastic dolls,this whole thing is shenanigans.

the couch is inhabited by the second titan-man (phillip)

also please do try to make 100 word posts at the least. (you may talk for each other as long as it dosent all go your way)

also the pillows ARE super cozy (I should know)

ineptus astartes wrote:the couch is inhabited by the second titan-man (phillip)

also please do try to make 100 word posts at the least. (you may talk for each other as long as it dosent all go your way)

besides the fact darko is gonna try to kill me,i dont trust him with makin me talk....

besides conversations i usually write 100 words about.

hmm...I threw a grey knight task force into the trash and locked them in the big cupboard under the sink thereby indirectly giving them access to the rat tunnels wich span the whole house...

Roaches. They are doomed. Nothing can kill them except lasguns.

ineptus astartes wrote:hmm...I threw a grey knight task force into the trash and locked them in the big cupboard under the sink thereby indirectly giving them access to the rat tunnels wich span the whole house...

the zoats are gonna get pwned...also the cabinet exit/entrance is still blocked by the dangerous chemicals courtesy of me.

Kasrkai wrote:Roaches. They are doomed. Nothing can kill them except lasguns.

Oh noes. Our souls are consigned to the Emperor! Whatever shall we do! *cries in sarcastic fear*

NO srsly. Heat is the only way. Melta bombs and stuff. Or flamers.

the one in the kitchen...yup there was lylol in there...and we all know what that does to modles dont we...

Lysol. Warp energy incarnate.

ineptus astartes wrote:the one in the kitchen...yup there was lylol in there...and we all know what that does to modles dont we...

ha ha! wait...im also blocking the zoats from escaping that way...but im also stopping rodents and insects...but i bet mark doesn't like all those fumes.

I'm just wondering, are those Irish guys going anywhere in particular?

they are scouting the park for necron presence.

WARORK i ninja'd you my fault.i wasent done but my finger slipped and hit post,but i went and added vio arriving....sorry.....

ineptus astartes wrote:they are scouting the park for necron presence.

The park? As in outside the house premises?

yes. sligo creek just five blocks away.

ineptus astartes wrote:yes. sligo creek just five blocks away.

you say just 5 blocks but for tiny people that would be a long distance.

ht is why a chinook lifted them there

anyone gonna post? (I think you were having a conversation klimono.)

lord commissar klimino wrote:WARORK i ninja'd you my fault.i wasent done but my finger slipped and hit post,but i went and added vio arriving....sorry.....

im not sure if he saw this...so that may be why...

Nah, I was just doin some things that pertained to RL no biggie, edited my post, your up LCK...

ATTENTION ALL RP'ERS AN EVENT IS COMING SHORTLY: GREEN SKIES.

ineptus astartes wrote:ATTENTION ALL RP'ERS AN EVENT IS COMING SHORTLY: GREEN SKIES.

make it long and agonizing and have a couple of silver termies smashed

lord commissar klimino wrote:

ineptus astartes wrote:ATTENTION ALL RP'ERS AN EVENT IS COMING SHORTLY: GREEN SKIES.

make it long and agonizing and have a couple of silver termies smashed

it is fairly short, but events tend to come quick with me.

it is fairly epic in my opinion though. (note. most RPers who do not post frequently [ie. one post every few days is fine but might be too slow to quite grasp the game] will be killed off)

ineptus astartes wrote:it is fairly short, but events tend to come quick with me.

awww....then can you have both your dogs and a couple of rats attack darko? please?

can grey knight armor withstand gauss flayers? no...

oh boy...im with those krieg to.....

hmm...lets see how 'deathmen' and commie frogs can defend.

ineptus astartes wrote:can grey knight armor withstand gauss flayers? no...

Yes, they can actually. Not permanently, but it's at least highly resistent.

ah! but as you say 'not permanently' (verbal loophole)

Gah! Flayed skeleton men! Run in little circles!

ineptus astartes wrote: hmm...lets see how 'deathmen' and commie frogs can defend.

were blue,frogs are green. the kroot are mercenaries so they arnt commies. were more like commie....commie....commie bluejays? no,that would be the vespid.....commie lizards? only blue thing i can think of.

you forgot 'bump into each other as you run in circles'


(I am gonna hand the invasion of the kreigsmen's camp to WARORK and Klimono)

im waitin on his reply to mine.....

dont forget to add 'then there was a big boom in the jungle' or something.

You fools! Everyone knows that Kroot are chicken-men.

I was talking about the tau. (and I believe 'KILLER chicken men' the correct form)

Darkvoidof40k wrote:You fools! Everyone knows that Kroot are chicken-men.

they have beaks yes,but they are tougher than chickens! but they cant fly.....dang,these things are more wrong than i thought!

in communist T'au, chickens eat YOU!

ineptus astartes wrote:in communist T'au, chickens eat YOU!

quoted.

ha!

(also, lets get to RPing.)

still waiting on WARORK on that regard....

I will start writing a peice from a flayed one's prespective...THAT's gonna be an ordeal.