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Post by: TheRobotLol
TheAngrySquig wrote:Shotty rescuing Blap and haulin ass out of there. Maybe even tangling with one of these "Chaos" Marines you speak of 8) Nice.. How would I 'haul ass' with heavy weapons eveywhere?
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Post by: admiral9
And a human player in the same area as blap.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Ok, Me and squig rush in, I rescue, we run outside, my vulture comes, gets shotdown which destracts the gunners, then squig's valkyrie picks us up to escape? That sound about right?
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Honestly I don't know. I was counting on outrunning them tbh, but that could be difficult for you. Try just melting into the shadows I guess
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
But...
But I don't want rescuing. How do you even know where I am?
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Post by: admiral9
THERE IS A HUMAN PLAYER RIGHT NEXT TO BLAP! And i thought blap wanted to be imprisoned.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Fine, they chase you, while they are distracted doing that, I blend away..
That sound right?
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
How about we try to rescue her, decide its too dangerous and flee. After a big explosion
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Ok.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Everyone else fine with that?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW I'M IN THERE?!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Magic stuff. Ask Squig, he found ya.
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Post by: admiral9
They will use your plothole generator.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:They will use your plothole generator.
THEY TOOK WHAT?!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Squig my friend... LET THA ACTION/RESCUE/ADVENTURE CONTINUE!!11one1
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Post by: admiral9
She won't die my character isn't that stupid.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Posted. Angrysquig...?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
*cricket chirp* *cough* *Tumbleweed*
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Sup?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I need angry to post. The assault is failing.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:I need angry to post. The assault is failing.
Yep. Leave me alone, please.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Aaaaaaand back to wondering aimlessly for cultists..
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Post by: admiral9
began the interrogation,
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:Aaaaaaand back to wondering aimlessly for cultists..
Don't worry, you can develop somebody's idea *winkwink*
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Post by: TheRobotLol
*Smashes head repeatedly against vulture*
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
And I'm starting to burn on the inside.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Lovely!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
So slow...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
....
Yeah
...
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Post by: admiral9
My character isn't so heartless she would remove it before it is to late and that is about now.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
How lovely.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
I've posted, so now we're flying off
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:My character isn't so heartless she would remove it before it is to late and that is about now.
Well that's thoughtful. You'll put an already traumatized woman through psychic torture, but you won't kill her...
Just let me edit.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Edited. C'mon admiral, time to play with horrific chaos icons that destroy people's very body
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Post by: admiral9
I made a post that also shows one of the better parts of tzeentch remember he also embodies hope and the fact that everyone can change. I actually wanted to have my character embody the good parts of tzeentch.  And i hope it can work.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:I made a post that also shows one of the better parts of tzeentch remember he also embodies hope and the fact that everyone can change.
Yippee. So, you're sacrificing the remnants of my squad, you're interrogating me about 15 minutes after being raped...
So jolly!
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Post by: admiral9
I think i'm gonna have the whole squad put in a line and look who deserves it to be sacrificed. And i love being evil in a subtle way.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:I think i'm gonna have the whole squad put in a line and look who deserves it to be sacrificed.
And i love being evil in a subtle way. 
Hmmm...
Subtlety normally doesn't involve flat out torture...
And the moment I escape, you are going to do what?
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Post by: admiral9
Torture yes but i stopped where the normal cultist would have continued.
Search for you, getting angry and then look what happens.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Torture yes but i stopped where the normal cultist would have continued.
Search for you, getting angry and then look what happens.
Meltagun to the face? I've already done it once in the game...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
What to do, what to do...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:What to do, what to do...
Secret plan :3
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:What to do, what to do...
Secret plan :3 I told you, I can't as I'm currently flying away in a vulture gunship, having taken severe casualties....
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:What to do, what to do...
Secret plan :3
I told you, I can't as I'm currently flying away in a vulture gunship, having taken severe casualties....
Who cares?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:What to do, what to do...
Secret plan :3
I told you, I can't as I'm currently flying away in a vulture gunship, having taken severe casualties....
Who cares? Well I can't teleport, can I!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:What to do, what to do...
Secret plan :3
I told you, I can't as I'm currently flying away in a vulture gunship, having taken severe casualties....
Who cares?
Well I can't teleport!
Here, take this.
*places plot hole generator in hand*
Use it wisely.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:What to do, what to do...
Secret plan :3
I told you, I can't as I'm currently flying away in a vulture gunship, having taken severe casualties....
Who cares?
Well I can't teleport!
Here, take this.
*places plot hole generator in hand*
Use it wisely.
I'm not joking, I just cant get in there, past all the guards, and off the gunship!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
*places plot hole generator in hand again*
Use it.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
[Crazed flailing] I CANNOT AHHHGJFHKGUILKUGL
Go on, give me a scenario where I get there.
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Post by: admiral9
Actually he can sneak into our camp without killing anyone as all the tzeentchian people are partying. (that includes the advanced form of partying.)
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:[Crazed flailing] I CANNOT AHHHGJFHKGUILKUGL
Go on, give me a scenario where I get there.
Well, you're in a DeLorean class Vulture, which when it reaches 88 mph...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
*Grabs grav chute* I'm on my way...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Actually he can sneak into our camp without killing anyone as all the tzeentchian people are partying. (that includes the advanced form of partying.)
If this is what I think this is, you're in for such a Meltagunning...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
As I said, I'm on my way.. Making a post.
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Post by: admiral9
I won't post details i promise i just mean that he can sneak in and get you out without us noticing.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Posted.
I'm on my way...
Anyone else wanna post?
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Well no one man is gonna be able to take on all those cultists, so you'll probably need back up
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Post by: admiral9
2 of you? You need to be extra sneaky then.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
TheAngrySquig wrote:Well no one man is gonna be able to take on all those cultists, so you'll probably need back up I was gonna sneak around...by my lonesome.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Well then the sniper rifle will help
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Post by: TheRobotLol
TheAngrySquig wrote:Well then the sniper rifle will help
We don't need to arouse any suspicion..
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Well I already jumped out of the plane, so I'll just follow your lead
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
You've got a soldier on the inside, 2 on the outside and a Vulture Gunship buzzing around a fortified Chaos Stronghold...
Yeah, we're really going to do well...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I'm coming. Again.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
I think the Vulture left actually...
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Post by: admiral9
Actually its 3 in the tent. i put the 2 female soldiers in your tent.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Actually its 3 in the tent. i put the 2 female soldiers in your tent.
They're tied to chairs...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Posted.
Like a boss..
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Post by: necrovamp
anyone free to come and help?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
necrovamp wrote:anyone free to come and help?
Just in a spot of bother, y'know, being imprisoned in a chaos fortress...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Busy. Attempting to rescue Atris in the middle of a highly populated chaos camp.
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Post by: necrovamp
looks like im on my own then? Anyone got an idea of what the big gribbly could be i'm facing?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
necrovamp wrote:looks like im on my own then? Anyone got an idea of what the big gribbly could be i'm facing? Mutated chaos ogryn? Daemon prince? Defiler?
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Post by: necrovamp
Defiler sounds good!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
necrovamp wrote:looks like im on my own then? Anyone got an idea of what the big gribbly could be i'm facing?
Ooh, ooh, make it a Soul Grinder!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Someone else can post next... Oooh, soulgrinder!
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Post by: necrovamp
Soul grinder it is
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Post by: admiral9
Posted you guys will have it rather easy but when you kill someone lord tzeentch will punish the ones that desecrated the festival.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Posted you guys will have it rather easy but when you kill someone lord tzeentch will punish the ones that desecrated the festival. Please do not circumvent our word filter. Thanks. Manchu Are you... If I'm included in this...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I'm coming..
..I'm practicly right outside.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Before anyone says its unrealistic that I killed a marine, Straken killed a Lord with a root, its perfectly logical that I could kill a grunt with a Melta Pistol
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Post by: admiral9
BlapBlapBlap wrote:admiral9 wrote:Posted you guys will have it rather easy but when you kill someone lord tzeentch will punish the ones that desecrated the festival. Please do not circumvent our word filter. Thanks. Manchu Are you... If I'm included in this... No no no you are not. We are not slaanesh if we do it we do simple and clean not uber slaanesh.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Posted.
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Post by: admiral9
Yes you posted five minutes ago.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
admiral9 wrote:Yes you posted five minutes ago. 
That, my friend, is called my computer lagging horribly
When I tried posting 'Posted' my computer lagged for pretty much five mins to post it.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
So Blap, you are up it would appear.
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Post by: admiral9
Then whole dakka lags. LOL
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Post by: admiral9
I will see you all tomorrow.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Lol, seeya.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
This seems to be taking off nicely.
Night everyone.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I'l try and get up a post at so me point.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
If you guys want something to compliment this RPG that's a nice contrast to being Guardsmen, you should try out my Sons of Horus one. I know its another Pre-Heresy one, but I promise to make it as special as possible.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/454618.page
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Post by: admiral9
Who's back? Admiral's back!
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Aiiiieeeeeee
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Post by: admiral9
Lol. Why has nobody taken a chaos position? Its so boring only with NPC'S.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
I would have if I had of known it was an option when I made my character, but I'm in too deep as a loyalist now
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Yeah.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
So is anyone gonna post because I can't really.
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Post by: admiral9
So i made sure you wasn't killed in a more horrible way and let you live and because of that you are gonna burn anyone
And Blap this festival is blessed by tzeentch so if you interupt it that will mean crazy magik stuff will attack you.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:So i made sure you wasn't killed in a more horrible way and let you live and because of that you are gonna burn anyone
And Blap this festival is blessed by tzeentch so if you interupt it that will mean crazy magik stuff will attack you.
How am I supposed to know?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Cause of magic.. Oh and posted.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Oooh, the armoury. I'm gonna steal some nice weapons..
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Oh and Brap, please try not to set me on fire
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Post by: admiral9
You don't but why would you kill someone when you can escape without anyone noticing?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I'm not trying to kill anyone..
Infact i'm the one being pointed at with a flamer..
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:Oh and Brap, please try not to set me on fire
But... I want to burn people...
admiral9 wrote:You don't but why would you kill someone when you can escape without anyone noticing?
Because I thought I'd been discovered?
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Post by: admiral9
Dude 90% of us is partying inside tents and the other 10% is partying around a camp fire. who will discover you?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Dude 90% of us is partying inside tents and the other 10% is partying around a camp fire. who will discover you?
PLOTHOLE.
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Post by: admiral9
Don't use it! It will rend a hole in reality!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I DROPPED THE GUN, DON'T SET ME ON FIRE!
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Post by: admiral9
Until you guys have escaped i can't post. except if you want me to make a sex post
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Do it, it'll be hilarious!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Well I'm waiting on Blap to decide NOT to set me on fire... Go ahead Admiral!
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Post by: admiral9
But but its illegal.
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Post by: admiral9
But but its illegal.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
o_O
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Post by: admiral9
I mean i think i will get banned if i make such a post.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:I mean i think i will get banned if i make such a post.
Uh... Did you read about the Slaaneshy Temple thing I wrote? I don't think you'll get banned...
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Post by: admiral9
Yes but you have experience with those kind of posts and know how to formulate it but i will give it a try!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Yes but you have experience with those kind of posts and know how to formulate it but i will give it a try!
I honestly don't... Just don't go OTT...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Posted.
...Please don't burn my face off...
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Post by: admiral9
I will do my best.
And will remember to use the spoiler tag.
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Post by: admiral9
I will do my best.
And will remember to use the spoiler tag.
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Post by: admiral9
I will do my best.
And will remember to use the spoiler tag.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Uh, Lol? Got a little surprise for ya...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Yeah...?
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Post by: admiral9
I will do my best.
And will remember to use the spoiler tag.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Feth, have you got some sort of bug Admiral?
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Post by: admiral9
Holy feth my PC was lagging allot for a while. xD
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Indeed..
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
I slipped in one of your catchphrases :3
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Post by: TheRobotLol
What was the surprise? Nearly having my face burnt off?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:What was the surprise? Nearly having my face burnt off?
Yep. Tada!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Ah the joy that comes with near death experiences!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Oh yes!
Anyway, burny burny time yet? I want to roast a few lovers...
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Post by: admiral9
Posted. Please don't ban me!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:Oh yes!
Anyway, burny burny time yet? I want to roast a few lovers...
Sure, go ahead.
While you incinerate them, i'l batter them over the head with a shotgun!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Posted. Please don't ban me!
NO ONE WILL BAN YOU!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
To battle!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:To battle!
Huzzah!
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Post by: admiral9
But we can't fight xD We are all having sex.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:But we can't fight xD We are all having sex.
I know... Why else would we?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
GRENADE!
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Post by: Private_Joker
First time I have ever seen the word boobs in any form of 40k fiction.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:GRENADE!
FLAMER!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Private_Joker wrote:First time I have ever seen the word boobs in any form of 40k fiction.
It is a bit informal, yes...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:GRENADE!
FLAMER!
I WILL get firebombs later..
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:GRENADE!
FLAMER!
I WILL get firebombs later..
MELTAGUN AND POWERSWORD!
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Post by: admiral9
Who are you killing? the 10 dudes who i don't care about or the 15 i do care about?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Who are you killing? the 10 dudes who i don't care about or the 15 i do care about?
Let's assume it's just random cultists...
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Post by: admiral9
BlapBlapBlap wrote:Private_Joker wrote:First time I have ever seen the word boobs in any form of 40k fiction.
It is a bit informal, yes...
In dutch i could have said it a little more formal but i have n\utterly no idea how to say it here.
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Post by: admiral9
So the 10 i spawned just for being killed thats good.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
PLEASE Admiral, let me shotgun one of your 15!
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Post by: admiral9
You have angered tzeentch. MUHAHAHAHAH And you can kill one of the heavy weapon teams so you can kill 2 of the 15.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:You have angered tzeentch. MUHAHAHAHAH
I also have a Flamer pointed at your face. Problem?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:admiral9 wrote:You have angered tzeentch. MUHAHAHAHAH
I also have a Flamer pointed at your face. Problem? And I have multitudes of grenades and a shotgun!
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Post by: admiral9
I said already this one is blessed this will mean daemon will protect the festival and the ones in it.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:I said already this one is blessed this will mean daemon will protect the festival and the ones in it.
Because it's done such a great job in preventing our attack so far...
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Post by: admiral9
Oh you will see in my next post you will see!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Horrors aint got nothin on me!
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Post by: admiral9
Posted this fastival has so much magic that daemons can come and go without problems.
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Post by: admiral9
5 horrors and more to come against 2 guardsman.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Uh Brap, I think we should leave..
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Post by: admiral9
Like i said you can leave cause tzeentch is blessing us and he doesn't look kindly on people who interrupt his rituals.
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Post by: admiral9
Dude joker that was a fething nice post.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Ay, Brap?
RUN AWAY!
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Post by: Private_Joker
While you pansy's have your covert war, my sabre battalion just did a manly deed.
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Post by: admiral9
Well you guys still killed like 6-8 men. Well i actually did an honorable thing by saving blap from uber rape and they still want to kill me.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
admiral9 wrote:Well you guys still killed like 6-8 men. Well i actually did an honorable thing by saving blap from uber rape and they still want to kill me. I'm the one that's trying to persuade Brap to fall back
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Post by: admiral9
Well he isn't answering.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I noticed.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Well I'm rather stuck in place.
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Post by: admiral9
Me too xD
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Yeah, I can't do anything until Brap decides whether or not to try and tortch you, or run. And Brap is ofline, so..
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Oh wait I thought you guys were already running. I accidentally had the three of us book it
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Its cool. Escape it style...yeeeaaaahh!
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Post by: admiral9
Finally! Just so you know they don't want to kill because this is a festival about the good parts of tzeentch not the bad parts. So if you had left us alone!! And let us have sex you wouldn't have had problems.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Shush Admiral... ...get back to your chaos stuff
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Post by: admiral9
Tomorrow, today we need to be good boys and girls and have positive sex Tomorrow i'll do some sick sacrifice to thank lord tzeentch.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Aaaaaand escape.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Escapey time nao!
And admiral, we will meet again, and it will be chaosy...
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Post by: admiral9
Yep. You have drawn tzeentch's attention to this place now. muhahahhaha
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Post by: TheRobotLol
You cross me again, and my shotgun will be drawn to your face, Muhahaha
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Yep. You have drawn tzeentch's attention to this place now. muhahahhaha
You shall see... Special hugs for everyone...
And I will bring a Flamer...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:admiral9 wrote:Yep. You have drawn tzeentch's attention to this place now. muhahahhaha
You shall see... Special hugs for everyone...
And I will bring a Flamer...
I'l bring firebombs...
...And stealth...
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Post by: admiral9
I will bring Ki'ra'ga'shu.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Touche.
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Post by: admiral9
In my next post he will swear vengeance on you guys for interrupting the festival.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Oh dear..
..Where's my Vulture?
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Post by: admiral9
Up in your arse!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Up in your arse!
Kinky.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Suicide running your precious Ki'ra'ga'shu right in the face
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Don't make me fetch the Emperor's most holy artifact, the Great Can of Whoop-Ass
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Post by: admiral9
Ever heard of bolt of change?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Yeah? My angry marine bro is gonna go all sack of adamantium doorknobs on yo face!
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Post by: admiral9
OH NOS! Actually if you banish him it can make for some pretty awesome fluff like he promises he will kill you and eat your soul but he is imprisoned for 1 millenium and 1 day.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I SHALL DESTROY THE DAEMON
With my shotgun..
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
I will stick my size 16 straight up its daemon ass if need be
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I'l fetch the plunger.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Posted. Somebody please help me. I broke.
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Post by: admiral9
As i said we don't want to kill you until tomorrow.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Yay!
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Still broken. Someone send a hospital
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheAngrySquig wrote:Still broken. Someone send a hospital
I'll save ye!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I'l cover ye!
Shotgun ho!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:I'l cover ye!
Shotgun ho!
Shotgun? Pfft. That's for wimps.
You guessed what I'm gonna say?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:I'l cover ye! Shotgun ho!
Shotgun? Pfft. That's for wimps. You guessed what I'm gonna say? ...What?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:I'l cover ye!
Shotgun ho!
Shotgun? Pfft. That's for wimps.
You guessed what I'm gonna say?
...What?
Begins with an M...
I keep threatening to discharge it into people's facial area...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Ah.
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Post by: admiral9
A milky substance? well do it! Try it!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
*Sigh*
I'l cover you while you fetch the commisar.
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Post by: admiral9
Stop making dirty jokes!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:A milky substance? well do it! Try it!
Don't make me say it! You'll ruin the surprise!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
admiral9 wrote:Stop making dirty jokes!
Stop being a dirty joke!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Stop making dirty jokes!
Uh...
I could say so many things right now to turn this on you...
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Post by: admiral9
I know.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I will enjoy killing that daemon of yours...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Chaos marine Brap?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:Chaos marine?
A warlord no less!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:Chaos marine?
A warlord no less!
Dear me!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
*Sigh* I'l fetch the melta charge..
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:*Sigh* I'l fetch the melta charge..
No, that's my job!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:*Sigh* I'l fetch the melta charge..
No, that's my job!
I'm the one with various grenades/bombs!
...Go ahead then.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:*Sigh* I'l fetch the melta charge..
No, that's my job!
I'm the one with various grenades/bombs!
...Go ahead then.
But he's on a vox... Who knows how far away he is?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:*Sigh* I'l fetch the melta charge..
No, that's my job!
I'm the one with various grenades/bombs!
...Go ahead then.
But he's on a vox... Who knows how far away he is?
Good point.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Vulture incoming!
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Post by: admiral9
Posted you got a duel on your hands robot.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Uuuh squig?!
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
I think that I didn't see the post when I made mine, I'll edit it to have just me and Atris picked up
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Post by: TheRobotLol
TheAngrySquig wrote:I think that I didn't see the post when I made mine, I'll edit it to have just me picked up
I'm coming with you!
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Post by: admiral9
So we are a week later? But i wanted to fight therobot.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I aint fighting! I'm running!
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Post by: admiral9
But i challenged you!
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Okay never mind then
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Post by: TheRobotLol
admiral9 wrote:But i challenged you!
So?!
I'm not staying here alone against you when I can easily retreat!
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Post by: admiral9
You better make a darn good post about you escaping without getting a bolt shell through your head. And the fact that you don't have astartes resistance and i am walking half naked. xDD
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:You better make a darn good post about you escaping without getting a bolt shell through your head. And the fact that you don't have astartes resistance and i am walking half naked. xDD
I'll duel you! And running for your life from hundreds of crazed cultists takes priority over ogling some nearly nekkid weirdo.
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Post by: admiral9
Now thats a honorable post not like your withdrawal.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Fine, I'l join in.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Now thats a honorable post not like your withdrawal.
Sure... Honourable... Throwing myself at your legs...
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Post by: admiral9
Posted with some questions.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Heyyyyyyyyyyy, my hat's not silly :(
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I told you I stayed! I may be many things, a sergeant, a stealth expert, a shotgunner and a mild pyromaniac, but I sure aint a coward!
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
I'm chillin in the future with a bionic leg
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
I'm gettin converted.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
What about the plan! [flails wildly]
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
I'm the only one who has had direct contact with a chaos power so far. Thats what the face was supposed to be, Papa Nurgle waiting to take me
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheAngrySquig wrote:I'm the only one who has had direct contact with a chaos power so far. Thats what the face was supposed to be, Papa Nurgle waiting to take me
Not for long. TheRobotLol wrote:What about the plan! [flails wildly]
And who said I'd fall?
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Post by: admiral9
I'm just being honest.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheAngrySquig wrote:I'm the only one who has had direct contact with a chaos power so far. Thats what the face was supposed to be, Papa Nurgle waiting to take me
Not for long.
IDK, Papa N is gonna have a lot of opportunities
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
OK, for all of those who want to get MOAR RPGs, I've been advised to advertise Dark's Penthouse, a forum specifically for RPGs. Dark's made us Dakkanauts a 40K RPG to entice us to the site, featuring the Deathwatch. It can only support 1-2 more players, but feel free to browse for other games.
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Post by: admiral9
What i actually wanted to do is sacrifice one member of blaps squad the one that doesn't deserve to live so i will test them.
The remaining noble will fail and will die but that couldn't continue thanks to your raid.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
So should I help?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:So should I help?
No, this is a duel!
*hinthint*NOT CORRUPTED*/hinthint*
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:So should I help?
No, this is a duel!
*hinthint*NOT CORRUPTED*/hinthint*
Ok, I'l just watch.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Oh, got to go. I'l be back in about an hour.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
C'mon Admiral, catch me now.
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Post by: admiral9
Posted.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Who wants to watch some female wrestling?
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Post by: admiral9
Just at the moment the slaaneshi cultists have found us! This is gonna go very very very bad!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Just at the moment the slaaneshi cultists have found us!
This is gonna go very very very bad!
Don't worry, you'll get used to it.
Not really, it'll scar you for life and beyond the grave.
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Post by: admiral9
Atleast we have a lord of change protecting us.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Post, Admiral, post!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Well, signing off for tonight. Behave, Admiral!
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Post by: admiral9
Oh did i need to post? Sorry will do tomorrow.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Aaah, missed the action.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Hm, I'l probably be on 6-8 tomorrow morning. Night then.
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Post by: admiral9
Back boys.
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Post by: admiral9
If we are going to do this we are gonna do it right!
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
I'm out of commission until you guys catch up to my time frame, so I'm just gonna wait it out
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Or should I make a post that introduces my possible corruption?
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Post by: black templar
Sorry about not posting went to post the otherday but internet went off.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Damn Tarkus is bored, just sitting there watching and killing some cultists...
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Post by: admiral9
Tarkus dude you're a non astartes thats gonna watch female wrestling. I think something is wrong with you.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
admiral9 wrote:Tarkus dude you're a non astartes thats gonna watch female wrestling. I think something is wrong with you. When you put it that way... I'm the patron god of luck...
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Post by: admiral9
And TheAngrySquig you can do a post about looking back at the battle.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I would post, but there's no action Tarkus' way
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Post by: admiral9
Maybe a post about his feelings you don't always need to fight. or his thoughts.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
...*Ponders*...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:...*Ponders*...
Remember the plan!
REMEMBER!
Damn, it works for nearly everything...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:...*Ponders*...
Remember the plan!
REMEMBER!
Damn, it works for nearly everything...
Hello to you as well.
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Post by: admiral9
Well blap welcome how do you like my post? As i said if we are gonna do this we are gonna do it right.
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Post by: admiral9
Blap should i continue or do you guys have some kind of plan? And do i have permission to get a blessing for winning?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Blap should i continue or do you guys have some kind of plan?
Yes... But find a way to maim me.
Entertain us.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Blap should i continue or do you guys have some kind of plan?
And do i have permission to get a blessing for winning?
Fine.
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Post by: admiral9
I just don't want to have to edit my whole post so i will keep it simple. (now that i'm thinking about it i do have an awful lot of slaaneshi cultists being kept back.)
Or i'll just do some emotional trauma.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Ahem, Slaaneshi cultists, say hello to the guy with the gunz and bombz....
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Post by: admiral9
Posted. I chose for having to kill one of her own squad members herself in a horrible way. Psst you can kill that noble rat of now blap!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Do your worst. I refused.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
While Tarkus breaks out the popcorn and diet coke...
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Post by: admiral9
Well my worst i shall.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
C'mon then, sister. Bring it.
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Post by: admiral9
Well their souls are being eaten by a lord of change.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Well their souls are being eaten by a lord of change.
But you only gave me a warning...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Should I try to help, or sit on my rock?....
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Do what you will.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Ah, sit pinging shotgun rounds ineffectually!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:Ah, sit pinging shotgun rounds ineffectually!
Or, y'know, try and save me like the dashing hero you are *winkwinkTHINKOFTHEGORRAMPLANwinkwink*
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Post by: TheRobotLol
*Madly screaming, whilst charging with knife in hand*
I'm on mah way..
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