If you could transport one fictional character into the 40K universe, who would it be? Why did you pick him/her, and what do you think would happen once your fave choice got there?
Thanks, I hope you have fun with topic!
--- Frankie
Emperor Papaltine. I chose him because he has Sith Magick. He would usurp the Empire of Man and become the new god-Emperor, saving us from chaos and rebellion.
I think it would have to be Tony Stark or Mr. Fantastic (who would have to hide his mutant nature) of Marvel Comics fame so they could show the Adeptus Mechanicus how it is done. We coudl have real geniuses directing actual technological growth for the imperium assuming we could overcome all of those tech-heresy issues.
Gordon Freeman...
Are you a heretic?
...
Are you going to answer me?
...
DIE!!!
*Smashes with crowbar, gets boltgun.
Ow... I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF IN THE NAME OF THE...
*Picks up massive object, throws it at Marine.
Id bring in Starkiller. He could pull down an entire starfleet!
Whats the guys name from just-cause 2?
Id also bring him in because he could grapple into space riding an exterminatus and jump through space, grab the hive mind as a whole with his graple, and graple its eyes out until it dies from his graple..graple...GRAAAPPPLEEE!!!
Jaon wrote:Id also bring him in because he could grapple into space riding an exterminatus and jump through space, grab the hive mind as a whole with his graple, and graple its eyes out until it dies from his graple..graple...GRAAAPPPLEEE!!!
To quote the imminently quotable Jack Burton, "I don't even know what the hell that means!"
i'd like dante to turn out to be count chocula. i'm pretty sure that the chocolate flavored cereal and marshmallow bats are the only things keeping the red thirst and black rage away.
Godzilla. He's all but immune to most firepower (lascannons and the like could get to him) but for the most part he would stomp things and drop nasty breath weapon templates everywhere. If Chaos got a hold of him... let's just say Khornate Godzilla wears the skulls of King Ghidorah like a helmet and shoulder pads then destroys the universe.
Changing mine. I'd bring Hernan Cortes. Gear him appropriately, and sit back and watch him take down another empire.
(I know hes not fictional, but still. I'd Bring SPACE Hernan Cortes, if you push the issue)
I don't know if you've ever read any of the twilight series, but the vampires can run in excess of a hundred miles per hour, and out muscle mountain lions, even in the year 40k, they'd be some pretty tough, sparklers.
Shadowbrand wrote:I'd take the Punisher and make him into a space marine.
i love you.
i don't know how well the punisher would take that but hell, he's used battle vans and lasers already xP
also on the duke nukem topic, i found a duke nukem action figure in a box of toy dinosaurs in my basement. hell yes.
(and my vote is for niko bellic, put in some underhive! )
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...would the shamwow guy make a good commissar?
If it hadn't actually been done I'd recommend 'Flashman' and since it has I'll recommend Maverick from Top Gun... if only to see his 'need for speed' get him into alot of trouble with a HYdra Flak Battery!
The Crow... a fictional character that can do all the stuff jesus does, but doesn't pretend to be real!
Chunk from the Goonies... because the Truffle Shuffle will have your enemies rolling on the ground laughing whilst you can pick 'em off at your leisure!
He's already in the canon... Ever heard of Lord Solar Macharius(sp?)? Yeah.
Joetaco wrote:i'd like dante to turn out to be count chocula. i'm pretty sure that the chocolate flavored cereal and marshmallow bats are the only things keeping the red thirst and black rage away.
Well, why not? We already have Boo Berry as the Chapter Master of the Ultramarines...
candy.man wrote:Megatron as he could show the Necrons how an evil robot is supposed to act and 40k would finally have a proper robot villain.
Nah... there's an easy answer for that: Skynet. Skynet was actually humanity's earliest recorded occurance of the Void Dragon... Big E knocked it to Mars, where it sits, waiting for it's army to arise.
SaintHazard wrote:
Who else?
Didn't you know? Cookie Monster eventually becomes the hive mind, which is why the 'nids are all OMNOMNOMNOMNOM all the time.... they used to be a happy, sunshiney race that loved to advance the technology of other races, then Cookie Monster took the helm, and it's been all downhill since.
No... my vote is for Trekkie Monster, from Avenue Q.
General Grievous , he's so angrey and wants to be cool and he's got 4 frekin sabers ! he is a perfict Khorne servant! him or the PredAlien , she yes if you didnt no that she was a she , would take over the tyranids or perry the platupus !
PLUS A LIST OF THINGS THAT I WANT IN 40K C.I.S
Daleks
Xenomorphs and preds
Maybe not fictional but still fake. Kanye West in front of a deffrolla, in high definition and slow motion.
Otherwise... Eric Northman leading some space wolves. Must say the doctor would be interesting as would the master. Dr Manhattan could be a laugh or two.
geordie09 wrote:If it hadn't actually been done I'd recommend 'Flashman' and since it has I'll recommend Maverick from Top Gun... if only to see his 'need for speed' get him into alot of trouble with a HYdra Flak Battery!
The Crow... a fictional character that can do all the stuff jesus does, but doesn't pretend to be real!
Chunk from the Goonies... because the Truffle Shuffle will have your enemies rolling on the ground laughing whilst you can pick 'em off at your leisure!
There's a child in my class who does that...that being the truffle shuffle. And I'd say Cortez from Section 8. Jumpack, shield, and some really tough armour. Not too mention that jumpack can be a jet pack.
If it hadn't actually been done I'd recommend 'Flashman'
Who is Flashman in 40k then, I love that character.
As for me I would have to go for Freiza from DBZ, Starts with four wounds and each time he loses one he morphs into his next form, even more powerful.....eternal warrior, 4+ invun, ws 7, fearless. starts at toughness four with a 3+ sv, str 5 3 attacks........moves to toughness 5, 4 attacks at morph 1, toughness 6, str 6, 2+ save at morph 2, and at final morph toughness 8, str 7 5 attacks
would have some awesome lascannon equivalent shooting attacks too.
I think that the extent to which fictional characters are annoying, might be inversely proportional to how long they would survive in the 40k universe.
For that reason I would suggest sending all fictional characters to the 40k universe.
The plan being that awesome characters like Samus and Darth Vader would survive.
While sucky characters like Jar Jar and Twilight Faeries would hopefully be hunted down and burned by the inquisition. Thus making the world a better place for all (All being mostly just me).
SmackCakes wrote:I think that the extent to which fictional characters are annoying, might be inversely proportional to how long they would survive in the 40k universe.
For that reason I would suggest sending all fictional characters to the 40k universe.
The plan being that awesome characters like Samus and Darth Vader would survive.
While sucky characters like Jar Jar and Twilight Faeries would hopefully be hunted down and burned by the inquisition. Thus making the world a better place for all (All being mostly just me).
Bad news. That means all the Mary Sues are now in the 40k Universe. So not only will they not be killed, because they're perfect, they'll marry the Emperor, become a better Ork than Ghazgkhull, overthrow Abaddon, replenish the Eldar, reconcile Farsight, communicate with the Tyrannids, free the Necrons and make peace in the galaxy.
I agree that the whole cast of the Twilight Saga should be teleported into the middle of an ongoing battle between the Imperium and Chaos. The two mortal enemies would team up to destroy the greatest abomination known to the universe.
ON a more serious note, the idea of Arda and Middle Earth suddenly appearing in Imperial space is....amusing to say the least.
Comes in with a 2+ invul save an converts the entie opposing army into other Borg. Sweet!
Patrick Stewart at his best....
My propositions...
Gatsu , from the Berzerk manga as a primarch (a chapter master cannot compare with this mindfucked man)
Belen Esteban as a plague bearer (that's not a fictional character, unfortunately)
Hellboy as.... a radical inquisitor
I'd find it rather amusing to have Batman running around the 40K universe. Who knows, maybe he could do some good provided the Inquisition don't hunt him down and have him killed.
Kilkrazy wrote:Automatically Appended Next Post: I wonder what would happen if the Aliens out of Alien and Aliens met the Tyranids.
The Tyranids would eat them and have Acid blood and Lictors would be replaced by even sneakier, deadlier Xenomorphs.
Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:I'd find it rather amusing to have Batman running around the 40K universe. Who knows, maybe he could do some good provided the Inquisition don't hunt him down and have him killed.
Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:I'd find it rather amusing to have Batman running around the 40K universe. Who knows, maybe he could do some good provided the Inquisition don't hunt him down and have him killed.
I wanna see them try. :p I would have to go with Kira aka Light Yagami on this one. Special rule "Judgment of God": any unit name written down is instakilled next turn. :p
armouredBear wrote:Otherwise... Eric Northman leading some space wolves.
Vampire =/= Werewolf
Although, a Blood Angel Veteran Sergeant stranded during a campaign is rescued by some Grey Hunters who show him how they do things on Fenris... it's got potential.
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Admiral William 'Husker' Adama...
Bill Adama + Imperial Navy = reconquest of the known galaxy...
For the Emperor, So Say We All!
Son, thats good work you've done there.
Dave in Starchild form (2001) the ultimate culture clash
Vger. Tell it the necrons are messing with the creator. Watch fun filled shenanigans ensue.
B5 Shadows, just so they could have some proper competition.
Aiken Drum (Golden Torc). Alpha psyker with a penchant with machiavelli's mind-whats not to like?
Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:I'd find it rather amusing to have Batman running around the 40K universe. Who knows, maybe he could do some good provided the Inquisition don't hunt him down and have him killed.
Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:I'd find it rather amusing to have Batman running around the 40K universe. Who knows, maybe he could do some good provided the Inquisition don't hunt him down and have him killed.
I wanna see them try. :p I would have to go with Kira aka Light Yagami on this one. Special rule "Judgment of God": any unit name written down is instakilled next turn. :p
'Don't you hate it, when you pick up your bolter...and there's no bolter shells...and what's with the Tyranids? They eat everything they find, but they never get fat! They should start their own diet book. Forget atkins, forget no carbs, just eat everything and then jump in a digestion pool!'
Doo, da, dah, da, da, dah, doo! (that's supposed to be the music tagline!)
JedHeathen wrote:
and any other characters portrayed by ARNOLD SWAZENEGGEREZRSER
Indeed... there's something wonderfully compelling about the idea of the original Terminator, suited up in Terminator armour, striding around, well... Terminating
"Uzi nine millimeter... hmmmm, nein..., on second thoughts mein freund, scrap zat und pass me ze multi-melta..."
Vin Diesal / Riddick. Oh my god he is such a bad ass. It would be awesome watching him with his knives just chopping down huge groups of tyranids. "Pitch Black", the first of the trilogy the flying aliens reminded me of tyranid gargoyles. In "Dark Fury" the star ship reminded me of something from 40k and in the threequal just kinda reminded me of 40k for some reason. Probably cause it was a SciFi
I'd like to see River (from Firefly)... It would be like watching the Masque, mixed with a callidus assasin... on speed... or something like that... crazy...
Draggoon wrote:I'd like to see River (from Firefly)... It would be like watching the Masque, mixed with a callidus assasin... on speed... or something like that... crazy...
I second this.
Other people, twice I believe, said Leto II God Emperor of Dune.
I also third that notion, all hail the true God Emperor.
That being said, my personal suggestion is Duncan Idaho after the climax of the entire Dune Series, where he attains the level of the ultimate Kwizats Haderach.
You know, where he moves at inhuman speed, destroys machines with his bare hands, then absorbs Erasmus to allow him to remotely control the entire Machine Empire?
Move over Imperium, Duncan Idaho is here. He's a demigod incarnate, and a really nice guy.
While not a single character I would like to see how House Stener and Davion would fare against the IG. Would that be having an army heavily consisted of dreadnoughts or small titans? The Empire or Republic in Zoids would be interested to watch as well.
To the guy that said put Edward Cullen in front of the Blood Angels Death co.: Heck yes!
Nao zeh IG iz ALL storm troopahz butt are aweshumsauce! And thay are cheap!
Or maybe Vincent Vega, yes, from Pulp Fiction.
He shows up on Terra and boogies, then the Emperor awakens and says: I've been waiting 10000 years for someone who knows how to bring da funk! Now get me out of this box!
The Doctor, just to see how he would 'fix' the problem of the warp.
"I feel the warp overtaking meeee!"
"Reeeally, so how does that feel?"
"It is a good pain!"
"Uh huh *bzz bzz bzz bweep bweep* So I'm just going to dismantle that grungy armor and figure out what's in your head..."
Surprised this hasn't been said yet, but Deadpool. If someone can tell me how, I'll even post a picture of the model I made of him as soon as I find it
Deadpool: 175pts
WSBS S T W I A LdSv 6 5 4 5 4 5 4 10 5+
Weapons: 2 close combat weapons (expert swordsmanship allows no armor saves) 2 pistols (counts as twinlinked pistols) may also choose 1 additional weapon from the following list at the point specification Missile launcher (Frag and Krak): 10pts Sniper Rifle: 15pts (inflicts instant death on a 6 to wound) Machine Gun: 20 pts (counts as an assault cannon)
Special Rules: Feel no pain (2+ like corbulo) Relentless 3+ Regeneration "Shut up already"-Opponents within 6 inches of him must take a Ld test at the start of each turn. If they fail, they are annoyed by his prattling and can only move 3" in the movement phase, have BS and WS 1 for the turn
Due to his incessant talking, Deadpool can't join friendly units, which is why I kept his points cost semi-low for what he gets, but reasonably equipped for how he would appear in the marvel universe
I want to see him burn. Besides, no real person is that much of an a**hole
burn that HERETIC in the FLAMES of TRUTH ..... and thats the trurth i hate gkenn beck he is a nazi...yo jimbo from the old Japanese samurai movies would make an awesome space marine
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timetowaste85 wrote:Surprised this hasn't been said yet, but Deadpool. If someone can tell me how, I'll even post a picture of the model I made of him as soon as I find it
Deadpool: 175pts
WSBS S T W I A LdSv 6 5 4 5 4 5 4 10 5+
Weapons: 2 close combat weapons (expert swordsmanship allows no armor saves)
2 pistols (counts as twinlinked pistols)
may also choose 1 additional weapon from the following list at the point specification
Missile launcher (Frag and Krak): 10pts
Sniper Rifle: 15pts (inflicts instant death on a 6 to wound)
Machine Gun: 20 pts (counts as an assault cannon)
Special Rules: Feel no pain (2+ like corbulo)
Relentless
3+ Regeneration
"Shut up already"-Opponents within 6 inches of him must take a Ld test at the start of each turn. If they fail, they are annoyed by his prattling and can only move 3" in the movement phase, have BS and WS 1 for the turn
Due to his incessant talking, Deadpool can't join friendly units, which is why I kept his points cost semi-low for what he gets, but reasonably equipped for how he would appear in the marvel universe
well what about cable or bishop...jamie madrox the multiple man....mystique as a priestess of the lord of change...professor X an inquisitor...oh wait he has already been done Ravenor ...........
I was watching some old x-files episodes last night which got me to thinking Fox Mulder would make an awesome Ordo Xenos Inquisitor.
Malcolm Reynolds as a rogue trader with the crew of Serenity as his retinue.
Jack O'Neil as a space marine captain.
I would also drop all the characters from Stargate Universe into the middle of a massive Tyranid invasion without weapons and place Laura Roslin in the
middle of a giant WAAAGH.
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Admiral William 'Husker' Adama...
Bill Adama + Imperial Navy = reconquest of the known galaxy...
For the Emperor, So Say We All!
That would be awesome
xxBlazinGhostxx wrote:Glenn Beck.
I want to see him burn. Besides, no real person is that much of an a**hole
Special Rules:
Daemon: his saving throw is invunerable
Stubborn
Alarmist rantings: All units within 36in must pass a Ld test with a -2 modifier. This overrides stubborn. If failed, the unit must move as quickly as possible towards Beck. And if it can run, it will run towards him. They may not shoot or assault.
I'll get you!: When he dies, every model within a 6D6 +20' radius will now take 3d6Str D hits.
Wargear:
Whispers in your ear: Hellstorm template Str 10 ap1 assault 2d6
Basically you need a daemon or witch hunter to kill him.
umm haven't read the whole post yet but how would maybe optimus prime leading the necrons into battle sound? or just optimus prime leading anyone into battle, or even optimus prime just being there with his giant metal hands on his hips looking all cool and regal, then pointing to a warp portal and saying "quick,we need more energon cubes"
A Dynchrome Brigade Bolo, for those of us not up on our sci fi novels I will inform. A Bolo is a 125 thousand tonne sentient battle tank which carries dozens of weapons including a main cannon called a hellbore, which delievers 1.25 megaton per second firepower with pinpoint accuracy and shields and armour that rivial a captial spaceship in durabiliry.
Oh and Chuck Norris is the primarch of the Grey Knights
Ok here's what fictional characters i put in 40k universe, and why.
The Flood from Halo- So there can be 2 races going OMNOMNOMNOM
Sauron- Cause he gangsta
Darth Vader/ Emporer Palpatine- So they can build the Death Star, Sauron would take it fom them, and then they would all get eaten by all of da creatures going OMNOMNOMNOM
I want to see him burn. Besides, no real person is that much of an a**hole
why all this hate for Glenn Beck, someone called him a Nazi. How is he a Nazi?
difine by wikipidiea:
Nazism (Nationalsozialismus, National Socialism; alternatively spelled Naziism was the ideology and practice of the Nazi Party and of Nazi Germany. It was a unique variety of fascism that involved biological racism and antisemitism. Nazism presented itself as politically syncretic, incorporating policies, tactics and philosophies from right- and left-wing ideologies; in practice, Nazism was a far right form of politics.
The Nazis believed in the supremacy of an Aryan master race and claimed that Germans represent the most pure Aryan nation. They argued that Germany's survival as a modern great nation required it to create a New Order — an empire in Europe that would give the German nation the necessary land mass, resources, and expansion of population needed to be able to economically and militarily compete with other powers.
The Nazis claimed that Jews were the greatest threat to the Aryan race and the German nation. They considered Jews a parasitic race that attached itself to various ideologies and movements to secure its self-preservation, such as: the Enlightenment, liberalism, democracy, parliamentary politics, capitalism, industrialisation, Marxism and trade unionism.
i vote for Gandolf the Grey/White whatever color he wants to be at the time that way he can say something to make everybody in the universe feel like a stupide little child then kick everybody's ass.
I want to see him burn. Besides, no real person is that much of an a**hole
why all this hate for Glenn Beck, someone called him a Nazi. How is he a Nazi?
difine by wikipidiea:
Nazism (Nationalsozialismus, National Socialism; alternatively spelled Naziism was the ideology and practice of the Nazi Party and of Nazi Germany. It was a unique variety of fascism that involved biological racism and antisemitism. Nazism presented itself as politically syncretic, incorporating policies, tactics and philosophies from right- and left-wing ideologies; in practice, Nazism was a far right form of politics.
The Nazis believed in the supremacy of an Aryan master race and claimed that Germans represent the most pure Aryan nation. They argued that Germany's survival as a modern great nation required it to create a New Order — an empire in Europe that would give the German nation the necessary land mass, resources, and expansion of population needed to be able to economically and militarily compete with other powers.
The Nazis claimed that Jews were the greatest threat to the Aryan race and the German nation. They considered Jews a parasitic race that attached itself to various ideologies and movements to secure its self-preservation, such as: the Enlightenment, liberalism, democracy, parliamentary politics, capitalism, industrialisation, Marxism and trade unionism.
i vote for Gandolf the Grey/White whatever color he wants to be at the time that way he can say something to make everybody in the universe feel like a stupide little child then kick everybody's ass.
Glenn Beck is a political commentator here in the states. He is very conservative. Internet chat forums, and gamers in general, are predominantly liberal. This tends to lead to a skewed view that 'everyone hates so-and-so'. Although he has many detractors, he has many supporters as well. He has had six best-selling books, and a very successful career. I'm not saying I support the man, but trying to claim that 'everyone hates him' is erroneous. (Although understandable, especially on the internet, where all appearances indicate that statement to be true.)
For those not in the know, Glenn Beck is a member of the LDS church (Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) and typically takes views that are polarizing and often extreme. Some hold that these are views that need to be held, and that he is a valiant defender of our country's traditional moral value system, while others accuse him of promoting religious propaganda and fear-mongering. (Which in this case means using fear as a tool to get someone to agree with your social or political agenda.)
In America, it is popular to refer to someone as a 'Nazi' even if they are not a member of the Nazi party. Traditionally, the use of the term 'Nazi' in this case means someone who is utterly evil. It is usually used to describe a perceived 'evil' individual who is promoting a racist/descriminatory agenda, although it can be used to describe someone who is just promoting an extreme ideal.
I'm liberal, but that is not the reason I don't like Glenn Beck; I don't like how he calls anyone he does not like a nazi and a socialist (idk how that works but, whatever). Now I know both sides do this (the name-calling), but no one can do it with so much emotion and passion.
I don't think he is stupid, I think he's actually very intelligent, how else would he have all what Jimsolo just said.
camboyaz wrote:Ok here's what fictional characters i put in 40k universe, and why.
The Flood from Halo- So there can be 2 races going OMNOMNOMNOM
Sauron- Cause he gangsta
Darth Vader/ Emporer Palpatine- So they can build the Death Star, Sauron would take it fom them, and then they would all get eaten by all of da creatures going OMNOMNOMNOM
haha the imperium and the empire!? the inquisiton would burn thoes heathens with holy promethium
hahaha i couldnt help it glan beck burns my soul with such fury i just dont know what to say
Automatically Appended Next Post: But any ways when Chuck Norris rides into the eye of terror He Meets the true chaos god of ultimate power DUN DUN DUN...Steven Frederic Seagal DUN dUN DUN!!!!!!!!
Jimsolo wrote:Glenn Beck is a political commentator here in the states. He is very conservative. Internet chat forums, and gamers in general, are predominantly liberal. This tends to lead to a skewed view that 'everyone hates so-and-so'. Although he has many detractors, he has many supporters as well. He has had six best-selling books, and a very successful career. I'm not saying I support the man, but trying to claim that 'everyone hates him' is erroneous. (Although understandable, especially on the internet, where all appearances indicate that statement to be true.)
For those not in the know, Glenn Beck is a member of the LDS church (Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) and typically takes views that are polarizing and often extreme. Some hold that these are views that need to be held, and that he is a valiant defender of our country's traditional moral value system, while others accuse him of promoting religious propaganda and fear-mongering. (Which in this case means using fear as a tool to get someone to agree with your social or political agenda.)
In America, it is popular to refer to someone as a 'Nazi' even if they are not a member of the Nazi party. Traditionally, the use of the term 'Nazi' in this case means someone who is utterly evil. It is usually used to describe a perceived 'evil' individual who is promoting a racist/descriminatory agenda, although it can be used to describe someone who is just promoting an extreme ideal.
So, hope that clears up some confusion.
Thanks for the explanation, here in Spain we have a full Tv channel full of potentials "Glenn Becks"... i see, that extremism is everywhere XD, the conjugation of State-church is one of the greatest Gaks of many coutries....
redirecton to deOP...
Ammon Jerro of neverwinter nights 2 as.... Radical inquisitor...
Ellen Ripley as.... genestealer hibrid (if you have seen Alien resurrection you will know why...)
i think some of you need to listen to Glenn Beck instead of just taking someone elses word for it. all he is interested in is keeping individule liberties safe from what seems to be turning into an over extended and somewhat oppressive government.
I sometimes watch his show and I believe he has our best interests at heart, however, can he present it in a way that includes just a little less mudslinging?
xxBlazinGhostxx wrote:I sometimes watch his show and I believe he has our best interests at heart, however, can he present it in a way that includes just a little less mudslinging?
If you're watching any kind of political opinion show you should really expect some mudslinging.
well nazi is short for the german translation of "national solcialism", and i can think of a few people in the current administration who think socialism is a good idea, we just havent the overt racisim that nazi germany exhibited yet. maybe this is a topic that would be better discussed in another thread? by no means do i want to hijack thop's thread.
All of you glenn beck writers are OT bad who cares anyway it's spose to be for fun not a debate.
Chuck Norris got crabs from Smurffette. And contracted GonnaSyphaHerpleAids from kissing Gorgan and he basically lost 150lbs due to Meth. Come on he's a dude with money right? he used to kickass, now he's like Ali no punch or job.(no offense to Ali he is still a psychological God) but beck is a comic political analyst who has no real grasp on life. everything he says has been said before.
Proffesor X. is The Emporer. Ultimate Psychic Bizatch
xxBlazinGhostxx wrote:I want a Gundam. Doesn't matter which really.
I just want to see the look on the Mechanius's face.
*points to the line of 20 foot mech suits in the Tau motorpool...*
And to be on-topic, I'd have to say... a space hulk full of Gizka, and throw it down the eye of terror.
Aww.. look at all the horridly mutated gecko-frog thingies reproducing at an alarming rate.
Hmmm - I totally agree with the post on page one of this thing calling for 'Sleeper Service' to come and pwn some BFG ships with its cloud of sub-totality AI warships. But from the same story, wouldn't it be cool for the Affront to get what they always wanted and get dropped in the 40k universe? Who'd have the spikiest ships then?
EVA unit one vs titans? Assuming it's in the evolved state where it doesn't need a very long jug cord...
Chuck Norris would be hunted down by the Ordos as a dangerous mutant - check that third fist under his beard
But of course the show would be stolen utterly by a bunch of guys who could tell the noise marines how to do it right, and who come with their own suitably grimdark vehicles, base and army of cowled assassins... our beloved masters Dethklok.
OK - the Ad Mech can cream their cookies over unit one and send it out to beat up nid bio-titans - kind of its original purpose! I just love the idea of the conversation -
Lord of the Forge - "So, where's the guns? Plasma annihilator? Vulcan mega-bolter? No?"
Ikari - "Keep guessing" (does that mr burns thing with his fingers)
Lord of the Forge - "Volcano cannon? Missile launchers? Oh - I know... both its hands are power fists, right?"
Ikari - "Nah, we thought it would be more fair for the enemy if we just gave it a little pocket knife..."
Like it ever uses it. IIRC it was really only used twice. 4th and 8th angel.
Most of EVA battles: run up to it; punch it face in an awesomely epic way! Resulting in awesomely epic explosions / gore fest! Case and point: 12th angel. That episode was also very stimulating to my thinking parts!
TheCyben wrote:Hmmm - I totally agree with the post on page one of this thing calling for 'Sleeper Service' to come and pwn some BFG ships with its cloud of sub-totality AI warships. But from the same story, wouldn't it be cool for the Affront to get what they always wanted and get dropped in the 40k universe? Who'd have the spikiest ships then?
EVA unit one vs titans? Assuming it's in the evolved state where it doesn't need a very long jug cord...
Chuck Norris would be hunted down by the Ordos as a dangerous mutant - check that third fist under his beard
But of course the show would be stolen utterly by a bunch of guys who could tell the noise marines how to do it right, and who come with their own suitably grimdark vehicles, base and army of cowled assassins... our beloved masters Dethklok.
You's ams the Empraror's little criesbabies! We ams dark and brutals!
WELL TODAY WE are going to make the greatest thing ever FIRST were going to need to acquire All THREE of The Centurion s for are base..NEXT mix in M.A.S.K or Mobile Armored Strike Kommand With just a touch of GHOST BUSTERS NOW STIR UNTIL THE MISFITS SHOW UP....Now Add the G.I Joe's And Cobra to taste then find your Decipticon and stir on low till the Predicons begin to form into crystals and dash in some maximal rage for good consistory...Now Bake ON 350 Until HE-MAN and the masters show up and grate them in with With marcus and the gears with a splash of inspector gadget now grab a bag of gotham city flour and just sift in there with the green lanterns power ring be sure its Jon Stewarts RING because guy gardeners is to strong for this application...now let it sit until Major Tom Is in the atmosphere burning it up wait for the call from ground control.. Now Add Some Jurassic PARK TOY LINE FROM KENNER MIX WITH the rancor AT-AT TIE ADVANCE and jabba the hutt with HAN SOLO to be safe Now BARBECUE on low for nine years THEN trow Some HALO TOYS Now we'll throw political commentary on it And now place in the freezer with EVERY MARVEL CHARACTER AND SERVE With a GLass Of ANIME BIG MECHs...YOU NOW HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL ME NAMES
TheCyben wrote:Hmmm - I totally agree with the post on page one of this thing calling for 'Sleeper Service' to come and pwn some BFG ships with its cloud of sub-totality AI warships. But from the same story, wouldn't it be cool for the Affront to get what they always wanted and get dropped in the 40k universe? Who'd have the spikiest ships then?
EVA unit one vs titans? Assuming it's in the evolved state where it doesn't need a very long jug cord...
Chuck Norris would be hunted down by the Ordos as a dangerous mutant - check that third fist under his beard
But of course the show would be stolen utterly by a bunch of guys who could tell the noise marines how to do it right, and who come with their own suitably grimdark vehicles, base and army of cowled assassins... our beloved masters Dethklok.
HAHAHAH they are too hard to be Slaaneshi.... i'm sure they will make his very own mark ...Mustakrakish must be some sort of titan maybe.....
vignor wrote:WELL TODAY WE are going to make the greatest thing ever FIRST were going to need to acquire All THREE of The Centurion s for are base..NEXT mix in M.A.S.K or Mobile Armored Strike Kommand With just a touch of GHOST BUSTERS NOW STIR UNTIL THE MISFITS SHOW UP....Now Add the G.I Joe's And Cobra to taste then find your Decipticon and stir on low till the Predicons begin to form into crystals and dash in some maximal rage for good consistory...Now Bake ON 350 Until HE-MAN and the masters show up and grate them in with With marcus and the gears with a splash of inspector gadget now grab a bag of gotham city flour and just sift in there with the green lanterns power ring be sure its Jon Stewarts RING because guy gardeners is to strong for this application...now let it sit until Major Tom Is in the atmosphere burning it up wait for the call from ground control.. Now Add Some Jurassic PARK TOY LINE FROM KENNER MIX WITH the rancor AT-AT TIE ADVANCE and jabba the hutt with HAN SOLO to be safe Now BARBECUE on low for nine years THEN trow Some HALO TOYS Now we'll throw political commentary on it And now place in the freezer with EVERY MARVEL CHARACTER AND SERVE With a GLass Of ANIME BIG MECHs...YOU NOW HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL ME NAMES
vignor wrote:WELL TODAY WE are going to make the greatest thing ever FIRST were going to need to acquire All THREE of The Centurion s for are base..NEXT mix in M.A.S.K or Mobile Armored Strike Kommand With just a touch of GHOST BUSTERS NOW STIR UNTIL THE MISFITS SHOW UP....Now Add the G.I Joe's And Cobra to taste then find your Decipticon and stir on low till the Predicons begin to form into crystals and dash in some maximal rage for good consistory...Now Bake ON 350 Until HE-MAN and the masters show up and grate them in with With marcus and the gears with a splash of inspector gadget now grab a bag of gotham city flour and just sift in there with the green lanterns power ring be sure its Jon Stewarts RING because guy gardeners is to strong for this application...now let it sit until Major Tom Is in the atmosphere burning it up wait for the call from ground control.. Now Add Some Jurassic PARK TOY LINE FROM KENNER MIX WITH the rancor AT-AT TIE ADVANCE and jabba the hutt with HAN SOLO to be safe Now BARBECUE on low for nine years THEN trow Some HALO TOYS Now we'll throw political commentary on it And now place in the freezer with EVERY MARVEL CHARACTER AND SERVE With a GLass Of ANIME BIG MECHs...YOU NOW HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL ME NAMES
I reckon the titan-sized Dethklok vehicle would have to be that giant walking stage thing from 'dethecution' - it has lascannons, heavy flamers AND can fire convicted murderers strapped to rockets. Add some murdercycle bikers, a couple of those huge hatredcopters, and your detharmy suddenly has quite a bit of mech... hells, they even have drop pods (the big spiked cube stage). So, that's it - I'm going to have to build a Detharmy. God help the enemy when they see Murderface's 'special attack'...
TheCyben wrote:I reckon the titan-sized Dethklok vehicle would have to be that giant walking stage thing from 'dethecution' - it has lascannons, heavy flamers AND can fire convicted murderers strapped to rockets. Add some murdercycle bikers, a couple of those huge hatredcopters, and your detharmy suddenly has quite a bit of mech... hells, they even have drop pods (the big spiked cube stage). So, that's it - I'm going to have to build a Detharmy. God help the enemy when they see Murderface's 'special attack'...
That would BE EPIC if you did build DETH ARMY OF MORDHOUSE
TheCyben wrote:I reckon the titan-sized Dethklok vehicle would have to be that giant walking stage thing from 'dethecution' - it has lascannons, heavy flamers AND can fire convicted murderers strapped to rockets. Add some murdercycle bikers, a couple of those huge hatredcopters, and your detharmy suddenly has quite a bit of mech... hells, they even have drop pods (the big spiked cube stage). So, that's it - I'm going to have to build a Detharmy. God help the enemy when they see Murderface's 'special attack'...
I vote for the amazing horse as a replacement for the seekers of slaanesh. Especially if the 'sweet lemonade' can be used as a template weapon. Turning into a plane is a bonus.
FLAMES of TRUTH 
and thats the trurth i hate gkenn beck he is a nazi...yo jimbo from the old Japanese samurai movies would make an awesome space marine 
In the name of the emperor burn the heretic 
