Ok i got a riddle for you guys... hehehehehe (you'll never get it)

This gun has the Following stats:

Str11 (WTF LOLOLOL) Ap1 Range 60" Blast

trust me, it exists in warhammer 40k, but who can solve the riddle?


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BTW, im looking for the name of the gun, and im not giving anymore clues.

You cant get any better than AP1, mr fireprism

I'm not sure that counts as a riddle... more of a guessing game.

Is it by any chance a Shock Attack gun?

It also doesn't have an answer.

Anidem wrote:You cant get any better than AP1, mr WORD-DELETED

Delete the last word, im going to change the AP value and give other people a chance


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Torin the Wayfarer wrote:Is it by any chance a Shock Attack gun?

Not a Shock attack gun

Nulipuli2 wrote:

Anidem wrote:You cant get any better than AP1, mr fireprism

Delete the last word, im going to change the AP value and give other people a chance

Bit obvious now isn't it?

well, he says Blast, not large blast.

going through is topic history, he has created a lot of eldar army lists, so i flipped through my codex.

a Focused Prism-shot is 60" str 9 ap 2 blast
another prism adds to that one shot and it goes to
range 60" STR 10 AP 1 Blast
While you could add a third to make it Str 11, the BRB says you can never go past STR 10 on a weapon, and if you took it from AP 1 to AP - you made the shot worse than it is.

STR 10 is the highest you can get
AP 1 is the king of eating armor

And still wrong, since 3 Prism Cannons are strength 10.

DarknessEternal wrote:And still wrong, since 3 Prism Cannons are strength 10.

technically, but its technically STR 11. . . though in apoc it gets sorted all out in the Sun-Storm datasheet, three or more prisms makes the shot a Destroyer Hit



now here is one for the topic creater, when in can a Lance weapon be STR 10 AP 1?

Wait a minute... THIS IS NO RIDDLE, i have been lied to!
is it a deathstrike missile or something like that

Ill think of another riddle...

Which Chaos Charater Runs on Cocaine?

Anidem wrote:now here is one for the topic creater, when in can a Lance weapon be STR 10 AP 1?

'nid warp lance?

Sanctjud wrote:Which Chaos Charater Runs on Cocaine?

doooomriiiideeer

Anidem wrote:

DarknessEternal wrote:And still wrong, since 3 Prism Cannons are strength 10.

technically, but its technically STR 11. . . though in apoc it gets sorted all out in the Sun-Storm datasheet, three or more prisms makes the shot a Destroyer Hit



now here is one for the topic creater, when in can a Lance weapon be STR 10 AP 1?

Now that... is a riddle i have no answer on...

If anyone has more riddles, please post them!

who made this gun:
R60(?) S10 AP1 heavy 25?

Devastator wrote:

Anidem wrote:now here is one for the topic creater, when in can a Lance weapon be STR 10 AP 1?

'nid warp lance?

yup


Hmmm how about what unit in ALL of 40K has the LOWEST base-line stats?

And what is the ONLY unit that has 10 wounds

Anidem wrote:

Devastator wrote:

Anidem wrote:now here is one for the topic creater, when in can a Lance weapon be STR 10 AP 1?

'nid warp lance?

yup


Hmmm how about what unit in ALL of 40K has the LOWEST base-line stats?

And what is the ONLY unit that has 10 wounds

Spore Mine cluster for the first

and Doom of Malantai for the second

No, see, a REAL 40k riddle would look like this:

I hate my friends, I hate my foes.
If the emperor himself fled from me, I'd gun him down
No amount of blood is ever too much.
No one can see me in the shadows.

What am I?

Ailaros wrote:No, see, a REAL 40k riddle would look like this:

I hate my friends, I hate my foes.
If the emperor himself fled from me, I'd gun him down
No amount of blood is ever too much.
No one can see me in the shadows.

What am I?

guard fanboy

Ailaros wrote:No, see, a REAL 40k riddle would look like this:

I hate my friends, I hate my foes.
If the emperor himself fled from me, I'd gun him down
No amount of blood is ever too much.
No one can see me in the shadows.

What am I?

An Inquisitoral Assassain?

Ailaros wrote:No, see, a REAL 40k riddle would look like this:

I hate my friends, I hate my foes.
If the emperor himself fled from me, I'd gun him down
No amount of blood is ever too much.
No one can see me in the shadows.

What am I?

Kharn the Betrayer

Devastator wrote:guard fanboy

lol

Torin the Wayfarer wrote:An Inquisitoral Assassain?

that one could sort of work. I'm not sure about an imperial assassin killing the emperor though. If the emperor ordered an assassin to kill him, would the assassin do it?

zarathos wrote:Kharn the Betrayer

No way kharne could hide in the shadows. If it weren't the chains rattling and the constant shouts of "blood for the blood god!", it would have to be the fact that he's this huge space marine in shining gold and red armor.

zarathos wrote:

Ailaros wrote:No, see, a REAL 40k riddle would look like this:

I hate my friends, I hate my foes.
If the emperor himself fled from me, I'd gun him down
No amount of blood is ever too much.
No one can see me in the shadows.

What am I?

Kharn the Betrayer

Yeah, but Kharn the Betrayer would gun the emperor down anyway

Torin the Wayfarer wrote:

zarathos wrote:

Ailaros wrote:No, see, a REAL 40k riddle would look like this:

I hate my friends, I hate my foes.
If the emperor himself fled from me, I'd gun him down
No amount of blood is ever too much.
No one can see me in the shadows.

What am I?

Kharn the Betrayer

Yeah, but Kharn the Betrayer would CHOP the emperor down anyway

fixed

Khorne?

Ailaros wrote:

Torin the Wayfarer wrote:An Inquisitoral Assassain?

that one could sort of work. I'm not sure about an imperial assassin killing the emperor though. If the emperor ordered an assassin to kill him, would the assassin do it?

If an assassain was ordered to 'by order of the inquisition/emperor' they have to do it

Ailaros wrote:No, see, a REAL 40k riddle would look like this:

I hate my friends, I hate my foes.
If the emperor himself fled from me, I'd gun him down
No amount of blood is ever too much.
No one can see me in the shadows.

What am I?

Hmm, that dude with the pistol and plasma pistol? He has a sword on his back that he's only using when he confronts the Emperer?

okay, then the only question is if assassins have friends

It wasn't the original I was going for but that would count.

The answer I was going for was a commissar:

Ailaros wrote:I hate my friends,

because they're cowards.

Ailaros wrote:I hate my foes.

because they're traitors, or worse.

Ailaros wrote:If the emperor himself fled from me, I'd gun him down

because if the emperor was in a unit with a commissar that failed a morale check, the commissar would be obligated to summarily execute the model with the highest leadership (which would invariably be the emperor). The guard codex says that commissars will never execute another commissar of any rank, but it says nothing about anyone else found wanting...

Ailaros wrote:No amount of blood is ever too much.

Once again, rather self-explanatory.

Ailaros wrote:No one can see me in the shadows.

Because they wear black trench coats.

Sanctjud wrote:

Ailaros wrote:No, see, a REAL 40k riddle would look like this:

I hate my friends, I hate my foes.
If the emperor himself fled from me, I'd gun him down
No amount of blood is ever too much.
No one can see me in the shadows.

What am I?

Hmm, that dude with the pistol and plasma pistol? He has a sword on his back that he's only using when he confronts the Emperer?

Do you mean Cypher, the fallen angel?

A COMMISAR, why didnt i think of that...

I thought it might be a commisar but the blood bit confused me

^Ya, but he doesn't look like the kind of guy to really care how he gets to his objective .

Yes you are correct Torin, that is what I was thinking of.

Hooray, i solved Sanctjuds umm... riddle?

but cypher dont have sword in his back

Another Riddle:

We are considered the Bravest of our Kind
We take a considerable risk
We strike to Fast for the enemy to react
We kill all that oppose us
We hope that our souls wont be taken



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yay 100 posts...

By any chance is it Howling banshees or Warp spiders

Yeah, that's a little vague. I mean, Khorne Berzerkers also fit that riddle.

As does everything in the marine codex...

craftwold eldar?

Torin the Wayfarer wrote:By any chance is it Howling banshees or Warp spiders

im not good at making riddles, its warp spiders

Your not that bad, it's just that i remember a paragraph saying that warp spiders were the bravest of their kind

Does anyone have anymore Riddles?

Anidem wrote:And what is the ONLY unit that has 10 wounds

Er... there are a stack of units with 10 wounds... 10-man Space Marine, Guardian, Firewarrior or Imperial Guard squads, 9 Grots with a Runtherd, ... could go on all day.

Perhaps you meant 'model' rather than 'unit'...

Sure...

I have become that which I feared
Long ago, my senses left me.
Though countless ages run,
No man escapes my doom, unless they become me:
A shattered relic of my former self, I am mighty.

What am I?

If it was a model would it be ku'grath plaguefather or something like that?


Aww, Ninja'd

Um, some Nurgle Greater Daemon...?

Ailaros wrote:Sure...

I have become that which I feared
Long ago, my senses left me.
Though countless ages run,
No man escapes my doom, unless they become me:
A shattered relic of my former self, I am mighty.

What am I?

The Emprah

close.

so close.

---

no, not the emperor. Nobody can become him

Ailaros wrote:Sure...

I have become that which I feared
Long ago, my senses left me.
Though countless ages run,
No man escapes my doom, unless they become me:
A shattered relic of my former self, I am mighty.

What am I?

Now thats a good one, umm could it be Lucius the Eternal

I got ninja'd again!

well... then i have no clue.


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hmm maybe your right, IS IT lucius the eternal?!?!

If it's not Lucius, then maybe it could be the Avatar....cause some poor eldar has to wear it and essentially get sacrificed to awaken it.

Can Fabius Bile modify his wounds up to 10? I don't know his rules, I'm just trying to think of something a bit odd.

The 10 wounder is the Forge World Named Great Unclean one.

While Fabius really only modifies CSM. He himself is rather boring.

Sanctjud wrote:The 10 wounder is the Forge World Named Great Unclean one.

That is Ku'grath plaguefather, or something like that

No, not really, that's in Codex: Daemons.
The FW one is totally different name.
Scaboruoidroeiwhgo...or something like that

Scabieathrax.

For the lazy:
http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Warhammer-40000/Chaos/DAEMONS_AND__BEASTS/GREAT-UNCLEAN-ONE-GREATER-DAEMON-OF-NURGLE.html

OH SHAAT, they took his name away.

What walks on 2 legs in the Morning, 4 in the afternoon, and then on 2 again in the evening?

A man. Unless it's a trick question .

Its not a man... think... something 40k'ish

Is that to do with warhammer 40k?

yes it does

I think you should tell me what it is

A Necron Warrior was walking through the street firing his Gauss blaster into the Spehz Muhreens, when it was midday, a space marine shot him in both his feet, so now he has to crawl, so he crawled and crawled until that evening when a Tomb Syper came and helped him fix his feet...

Really...

I made it so complicated so now one would get it...

Heres one:
One more
No respite, no retreat
two less
Break, retreat, retreat!

A Squadron of Battle Toilets


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On a more serius note:

Guardsmen?

I want to know where Ailaros is i want an answer to the riddle

battle Brother Lucifer, by any chance is it a tau army with an etherial that dies?

Oh NO ninja'd Again!!

Ork boyz squad.

When they are one over ld 10, they are fearless
When they are below ten, thats their ld value.

That was so simple, i think i overcomplicated it...


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Oh and by the way Nulipuli2 what was the answer to your first riddle

Ailaros wrote:No, see, a REAL 40k riddle would look like this:

I hate my friends, I hate my foes.
If the emperor himself fled from me, I'd gun him down
No amount of blood is ever too much.
No one can see me in the shadows.

What am I?

I liked this riddle, and I think Kommandoz are a valid answer.

They excommunicate themselves from the horde - they hate everything - they have sluggas to gun down the Emperor - they love combat/blood - they hide fairly well in reserves [shadows].

3 Linked Fire Prisms (Techinically not allowed becuase of the BRB)


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Magnalon wrote:

Ailaros wrote:No, see, a REAL 40k riddle would look like this:

I hate my friends, I hate my foes.
If the emperor himself fled from me, I'd gun him down
No amount of blood is ever too much.
No one can see me in the shadows.

What am I?

I liked this riddle, and I think Kommandoz are a valid answer.

They excommunicate themselves from the horde - they hate everything - they have sluggas to gun down the Emperor - they love combat/blood - they hide fairly well in reserves [shadows].

No, Ailaros said it was a Commisar

The simplest riddles are often the hardest


My face is split with a rictus smile
I would have been next for a while
Alas I fell at Armageddon's gate
And many more still share my fate

durrrrrr..... a flying salmon? with 2 Lascannons for side sponsons...

Is it tycho

Fell at armageddon- one of many
face was split by mask

[EDIT] Yep.
Way to ninja me from saying I want another guess

He's my favorite special character

Also, its because he was Death Company, and there are many Death Company members

Ailaros wrote:Sure...

I have become that which I feared
Long ago, my senses left me.
Though countless ages run,
No man escapes my doom, unless they become me:
A shattered relic of my former self, I am mighty.

What am I?

I mean this one, he never said what it was

Also, he had a literal rictus grin, thats why he had the mask

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:[EDIT] Yep.
Way to ninja me from saying I want another guess

He's my favorite special character

Also, its because he was Death Company, and there are many Death Company members

I got Ninja'd enough today so i decided to return the favour

And now you just ninja'd me too

How?

You beat me to the next post, And i can't wait until your next post on your primarch thread btw...

Go bump it once while I write it, so it doesn't 'auto appended post lol' me please

Nulipuli2 wrote:
No, Ailaros said it was a Commisar

Just for you, you won't be 'automatically post appended' now

GAH ninja'd


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OMG, lucifer, i just say your bad moon warboss and big mek. love them
Why are you making wait so long for the next primarch post, i think it's because you like making me wait

Post it in my bad moon blog, I would love to chat about them there, but so i don't jack the thread, another gw riddle

This one is an easy one

My teeth shimmer, I love gold
My face a permanent grin,
I take the biggest stake of the lot
I have three special grots

hmm, is it Badrukk? or any other bad moon lol

Ailaros wrote:What am I?

A plague marine

Ailaros wrote:I have become that which I feared

People fear death and decay, which is why they turn to Nurgle in the first place. Of course, this winds up making them the embodyment of death and decay.

Ailaros wrote:Long ago, my senses left me.

because they "feel no pain"

Ailaros wrote:Though countless ages run,

because they rebelled millenia ago and are still around.

Ailaros wrote:No man escapes my doom, unless they become me:

All people eventually fall to death and decay. Unless, of course, they join Nurgle.

Ailaros wrote:A shattered relic of my former self, I am mighty.

Once a proud marine, now a traitorous, diseased puss-bag whose skin is sloughing off. Because of this, they are now stronger than they once were.

Zing! Badrukk. I was going to fit in, killed a void whale, but I think that would have set off too many alarm bells


Tough one

clink...clink...clink
Arggggggh...
Sshh!

Space wolf.


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Wait, wrong riddle. Never mind

Its Snikrot
The clinking is all the dog tags
the arggh is the death scream of somebody
the sshh is due to his pose, and I bet he would say it after maiming somebody

Few of us there are.
We arrive from afar.
I am the warp denizen bane.
Though none will ever know my name.

Grey Knights?

a Genestealer?

yeah, inquisitor or callidus assassin (or which ever one that is that ignores invul saves).

Mine was GK, none ever know of their heroic deeds.

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Grey Knights?

Chalk one up for me

hmm kk here's a riddle


I would be really good at hiding
but only if we were fighting
among the pirate treasure
of a underwater wreak

Sanctjud wrote:For the lazy:
http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Warhammer-40000/Chaos/DAEMONS_AND__BEASTS/GREAT-UNCLEAN-ONE-GREATER-DAEMON-OF-NURGLE.html

OH SHAAT, they took his name away.

Under 2nd edition there was a Daemon Prince called Foulspawn with W18 in the back of the Codex Chaos.

I think I have a good riddle.

I have been laid to rest,
yet I march on the field.
My body was broken,
but now I will never yield.

A dreadnought?

Zombie Judge Dread.

Jaon wrote:Mine was GK, none ever know of their heroic deeds.

The first battle for Armageddon says otherwise

Mr Nobody wrote:I think I have a good riddle.

I have been laid to rest,
yet I march on the field.
My body was broken,
but now I will never yield.

Swarmlord

I'm just another guy in green
Who likes to make tanks go "pop"
And get my friends to help.
How I love psychic stuff.

Who am I?

A Salamander Librarian?

He's green.
Can have Vortex of Doom for anti-tank.
Very friendly to civilians and likes to have dudes backing him up.
An he obviously likes psychic stuff...

Though I'm thinking it's that Ork Wyrd boy named character...

Whoever guessed dreadnought for the last riddle was correct.

ooh, the salamander librarian is VERY close.

Mr Nobody wrote:Whoever guessed dreadnought for the last riddle was correct.

I liked my answer better! Since you made it sound like he died twice.

Is no one even gonna try my riddle?

lol

I make you frustrated, even when you insist you enjoy me.
I tell you what to do, but never exactly enough.
I consume you to improve you, but you will never be good enough without me.
I always want more, but without you I do not exist.

What am I?

Answer in 11 hours.

Slaanesh?

Question:
I used to have effectively power armor, but now I do not.
I used to be wargear, but now I am not.
For all that I'm a little faster and a little tougher to kill.

The power of numbers stronger than a power fist:
I am the war's only accountant.
The names of your fallen grow on my list,
Each death making the next that much easier.

Who am I?

MekanobSamael wrote:I make you frustrated, even when you insist you enjoy me.
I tell you what to do, but never exactly enough.
I consume you to improve you, but you will never be good enough without me.
I always want more, but without you I do not exist.

What am I?

Answer in 11 hours.

Warhammer 40k

Shenra wrote:The power of numbers stronger than a power fist:
I am the war's only accountant.
The names of your fallen grow on my list,
Each death making the next that much easier.

Who am I?

The Tallyman of Nurgle


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WylieX wrote:

MekanobSamael wrote:I make you frustrated, even when you insist you enjoy me.
I tell you what to do, but never exactly enough.
I consume you to improve you, but you will never be good enough without me.
I always want more, but without you I do not exist.

What am I?

Answer in 11 hours.

Warhammer 40k

That sounds real good.

Sanctjud wrote:
Question:
I used to have effectively power armor, but now I do not.
I used to be wargear, but now I am not.
For all that I'm a little faster and a little tougher to kill.

Is it a space marine bike?

WylieX wrote:Warhammer 40k

DING DING DING!!!

I was thinking GW, but close enough!


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Sanctjud wrote:Question:
I used to have effectively power armor, but now I do not.
I used to be wargear, but now I am not.
For all that I'm a little faster and a little tougher to kill.

Servitor?

Not a bike, nor a servitor.

Tallyman equals Epidemius...ding ding ding you're right Sanctjud!

Mr Nobody wrote:Whoever guessed dreadnought for the last riddle was correct.

It was me, wheres my prize?

Sanctjud wrote:Not a bike, nor a servitor.

Chaos Spawn!

^ You win some Free Candy inside that shaddy van.
Totally Legit.

mmmmmm candy

Servitors...I had an epic derp there.

Sanctjud wrote:
Question:
I used to have effectively power armor, but now I do not.
I used to be wargear, but now I am not.
For all that I'm a little faster and a little tougher to kill.

is it any piece of wargear in a previous codex

Spawn were wargear...and they were awesome.

New Riddle:

He REEEAAALLLLYYY likes multilasers.

Sanctjud wrote:New Riddle:

He REEEAAALLLLYYY likes multilasers.

Chimera driver!