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Post by: Malice
What chaos god would you follow and why? Not that I, emperors loyal servant would ever go chaos. Im just....errr collecting files on chaos worshippers so as to better purge them  .
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Post by: Jubear
Nurgle because he actually seems to give a damn about his followers.
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Post by: TheLinguist
Tzeentch. Because Tzeentch.
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Post by: Laodamia
Khorne. Because it is the only credible and serious chaos god.
Face it, Slaanesh is a pervert and a pedophile, nurgle is simply disgusting, and Tzeentch will turn you into a mutant, howling marshmallow spitting magic fire (also called a pink horror, a PINK horror)
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Post by: TheLinguist
Laodamia wrote:Face it, Slaanesh is a pervert and a pedophile, nurgle is simply disgusting, and Tzeentch will turn you into a mutant, howling marshmallow spitting magic fire (also called a pink horror, a PINK horror)
Look at these things when your sanity has been kicked, punched, bitten, stomped and spit on and THEN tell me these things are bad.
Also, is being pink such a bad thing?
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Post by: SilverMK2
Pappa don't preach, I'm keeping my diseases yeah!
*points to his rating*
Nurgle loves you all!
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Post by: cross_revert
Nurgle, for the same reason given above. He's the only "friendly" one.
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Post by: Malice
Nurgle is friendly but hes gross, I dont mind, but hell make me gross too. Tzeench mutates and plays with you. Khorne is a mad lunatic and slaneesh, well I guess hes ok as worshipping him is to make urself happy (albeit in a sick way). But chaos in general is a bad idea.
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Post by: Incurus
I believe you'll find Slaanesh to be VERY, VERY friendly...
Thats why he gets my vote  A life of debauched decadence and being molested by daemonettes for me!
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Post by: yevix
Incurus wrote:I believe you'll find Slaanesh to be VERY, VERY friendly...
Thats why he gets my vote  A life of debauched decadence and being molested by daemonettes for me!
I dont think its only daemonettes sometimes the keeper of secrets will join in and he isnt a very friendly
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Post by: Laodamia
yevix wrote:
I dont think its only daemonettes sometimes the keeper of secrets will join in and he isnt a very friendly
It's ok if you love the pain, the lash and the handcuffs...
Otherwise, just run, run as far as you can. And if the keeper of secrets follow you, throw one of your friends in his path...
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Post by: obsidianaura
I think Khorne would be the safest one to follow. At least nothing too detrimental can happen to you. You wont start to rot. You won't grow severel extra pairs of limbs. You wont sprout several extra breasts or grow super fat.
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Post by: ChronoCupcake
Malal for me Id carry around some pimped out wargear and go down a self destructive road trying to fight chaos and spend my free time eating demon souls and shooting anti daemon lasers out of my eyes like a boss.
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Post by: origarmi chicken
Nurgle because he "loves" his followers
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Post by: WARORK93
>.>
<.<
*Whispers* If I were to follow a chaos power, I would be with Khorne. Because when life gives you lemons BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD AND CORN FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!
>.>
<.<
*whispers* if any inquisitors asks, you never saw me here *runs away*
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Post by: shingouki
from the scent of some of the guys in my local gw id say they were followers of nurgle,but i'd have to go with tzeentch.
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Post by: Malice
Who would whant to hang around daemonettes? Imagine what could happen if they tried anything... with claws insted of hands it could get messy.
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Post by: Conservationist
NURGLE OFCOURSE. FATHER NURGLE. even though his followers become pus-filled walking bags of disease with sores and greenish sickly skin, they are immune to its pain and apart from bad looks, whats not to like, immortality, being immune to disease and sickness. NURGLE CARES ABOUT US!
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Post by: Incurus
Malice wrote:Who would whant to hang around daemonettes? Imagine what could happen if they tried anything... with claws insted of hands it could get messy.
Once you get dedicated to slaanesh messy is fun too! Music so loud it splits walls becomes Orgasmic and everything just becomes fun fun fun! Even Mr Keeper becomes a joy to be around
Throw in the combat drugs too and you're even happier!
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Post by: Mustela
ChronoCupcake wrote:Malal for me Id carry around some pimped out wargear and go down a self destructive road trying to fight chaos and spend my free time eating demon souls and shooting anti daemon lasers out of my eyes like a boss.
Hurray! Malal!
Y'Know, the Grey Knights and Malal Marines have a lot in common.
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Post by: Azure
Nurgle!Immortality and Beast of Nurgle pets? How could that not be the most fun time ever, coupled with maybe getting a Palanquin of tiny Nurglings, it's all brilliant!
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Post by: Mustela
Azure wrote:Nurgle!Immortality and Beast of Nurgle pets? How could that not be the most fun time ever, coupled with maybe getting a Palanquin of tiny Nurglings, it's all brilliant!
It could not be fun if you had to keep scooping your guts off the floor.
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Post by: Melissia
How many of these threads are there gonna be?
As usual, I say the Emperor. He may not be a chaos god, but he certainly is a godly power in the warp.
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Post by: DarthLakey
I would go with the emperor.
BTW daemonettes have 2 forms - 1 is a sexy young woman, and the other is the ugly raging crab person. IIRC
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Post by: Devastator
DarthLakey wrote:I would go with the emperor.
i didn't know that emperor was chaos god
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Post by: Manchu
Gork if not Mork.
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Post by: DarthLakey
No, but he inhabits the warp... and the Emperor PROTECTS after all
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Post by: Malice
Ok, this thread is for what chaos god would you follow, if ur with the emperor than say so in my would you be a heretic thread.
Oh and Incurus, getting privacies accidentaly (or not accidentally) chopped off by rending claws doesnt soundfun. For a slaneesh champion maybe, but that just goes to show why One wouldnt worship him. Automatically Appended Next Post: The moraL OF THE STORY, CHAOS IS BAD. BE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR, STAY SAFE AND BE A GOOD BOY. Automatically Appended Next Post: Oh, and why serve gor/mork? They dont reward their servants.
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Post by: Mr Nobody
Tzeentche, because he can outsmart the other Gods any day of the week.
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Post by: CommissarCandlestick
Nurgle. He's a nice guy with a pretty garden for all his followers to live in.
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Post by: Malice
(\ __ /)
( ='-'=)
("")_(") ALAKAZAM! Your wish shall be done!
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Post by: Mit Gas
Tzeentch.
Or Slaanesh. Cause I'm into artistic stuff, not for the pron.
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Post by: TyraelVladinhurst
khorne cus yeah... i need blood to live. Or Slaanesh because yeah.... not gonna go there. now if we're including minor gods then add in Malice simply because anarchy and terror are awesome, night lords proved this
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Post by: Krork
Papa Nurgle! I wonder if any of his followers call him "Daddy"?
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Post by: Chowderhead
Krork wrote:Papa Nurgle! I wonder if any of his followers call him "Daddy"?
They do! Nurgle all the way!
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Post by: Slarg232
I would not worship the Chaos Gods, the Chaos Gods would worship me.
Chaos Undivided here.
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Post by: kizzdougs
Khorne: I would be 'sucked in' by the martial honour before slowly devolving until i am a ravin butcher
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Post by: Mikalichou
Well, Slaanesh obviously  Getting your stuff cut by daemonettes might sound bad, but you're a follower of Slaaneh, dude! You will have new ones sprouting again, from your fore head, and your back, and your elbows
Yeah, Slaanesh, definitely. It's like an eternity of college life.
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Post by: Malice
Which is exactly why slaneesh is a no-no
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
Khorne or Slaanesh.
(but only if we're talkin Diaznettes here)
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Post by: Malice
Diaznettes?
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Post by: Laodamia
Mikalichou wrote:Well, Slaanesh obviously  Getting your stuff cut by daemonettes might sound bad, but you're a follower of Slaaneh, dude! You will have new ones sprouting again, from your fore head, and your back, and your elbows
Yeah, Slaanesh, definitely. It's like an eternity of college life.
+1
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
Malice wrote:Diaznettes?
The old metal demonettes that actually looked good.
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Post by: Scorpionov
Tzeentch because
-Endless mutations
-endless knowledge
-outsmart your enemies all the time
-immune to death & disease
-& all that gold who could resist?
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Post by: Retrias
Tzeentech or Khorne
or both
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, KNOWLEDGE FOR THE BLACK LIBRARY
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Post by: GalacticDefender
Tzeench, because occasionally he does stuff that isn't just pure evil. He just changes things, wether its good change or bad change.
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Post by: The Thunder Child
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!
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Post by: Exergy
Manchu wrote:Gork if not Mork.
+1
I would def go for Gork. Mork on the other hand, only on Sundays
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Post by: TheLinguist
I don't get the Gork/Mork thing... I would guess the only ones with a chance of benefit would be the Orks, seeing as they created the Orky gods. And even they get no gifts, no matter how many they kill. So bottom line; worship one of the Big Four or that corner kid, Malal, or you don't get any dessert!
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Post by: Daxam
Definitely have to follow Tzeentch, because that's change I can believe in.
Though I have a soft spot for Khorne and Slaanesh. You know, because Khorne is about martial honour and more than 'Rah, blood thrones and all that jazz'. And Slaanesh because I'm a masochist.
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Post by: Urien_Rakarth
like to say Slaanesh but bu@!?/er i play dark eldar. Got to be Tzeench as hes hope and traditional
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Post by: GazzyG
Slaanesh.
Hell yeah.
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Post by: Vandil
Meneloth (god of pleasure) Minor Chaos deity. or Be'lakor.
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Post by: ChronoCupcake
Malice wrote:Who would whant to hang around daemonettes? Imagine what could happen if they tried anything... with claws insted of hands it could get messy.
Its all good following Slaanesh its not like youd only have one, or that you couldnt get a new and "improved" version perhaps growing out of your neck or thigh ?. Automatically Appended Next Post: Mustela wrote:ChronoCupcake wrote:Malal for me Id carry around some pimped out wargear and go down a self destructive road trying to fight chaos and spend my free time eating demon souls and shooting anti daemon lasers out of my eyes like a boss.
Hurray! Malal!
Y'Know, the Grey Knights and Malal Marines have a lot in common.
How so ? I am curious now  imagine a Diy grey knights splinter force who enlist the aid of Malal... *Mind implodes*
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Post by: Owain
Melissia wrote:How many of these threads are there gonna be?
As usual, I say the Emperor. He may not be a chaos god, but he certainly is a godly power in the warp.
Well, there's mine. The divine aspect of the God-Emperor is sustained by the faith of His followers just like Khorne is sustained by their rage and Slaanesh is sustained by their desire.
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Post by: Orkymike
i would go with nurgle.
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Post by: Ronin
Khorne. All you really need to show your devotion is the occasional outburst of BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
And the accompanying slaughter that would follow. Even if you die, you're still serving your god.
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Post by: case013
As far as the Emporer goes he only helps those who help themselves so he not really doing much. Can't count how many times I've read Emporer blah blah blah then death.
Grandfather Nurgle definitely has some perks, but lets not forget his "pet" he keeps in a cage and the infinite conga line on one of his worlds that makes you dance till you become one of minions.
Slaanesh well...combat drugs, wailing music and crazy perversions. It's like Ozzfest for eternity
Tzeentch- I don't really care to devovle into something that looks like a cooked turkey and spew lightning out of multiple "orafices". then there's the whole whether he really exists or not bc to say he does gives truth to him and tzeentch is a lie so therefore that can't be true and to say he doesn't can't be the truth either. Ugh makes my heard hurt
Now Khorne well...Blood for the Blood God!!!
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Post by: Owain
The Emperor may not offer poisoned favors, but He has repeatedly been shown to aid his followers against Chaos, such as during Eisenhorn's fight against the Lith.
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Post by: Sledgio
The true loyalist I am, I do not like any chaos gods, but based on my tactics style and that alone  I would have to say
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
Just for clarification, I am a loyal servant to the emperor!
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Post by: Owain
^Bloodlust and righteous anger are two very different things.
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Post by: BloodDrop101X
Gentlemen behold, More Khrone! Lol sorry that aside I would turn to the Blood God reason one being Blood for the Blood God, reason two obey all of those who rule from a throne/mountain throne of skulls. I mean what screams awesome more than a chaos marine riding an attack-bike down a mountain of cocaine with giant straws and razor blades in the background? Khrone sitting on his mountain throne of skulls with blood/ninja's raining all around that's what! Even though I am a loyal subject of the Big-E if I or my chapter ever defected to a chaos god it would be Khrone, we already have the color scheme down we like close combat which produces way more blood than just simply putting a bolt round through someones head, and we're already all crazier than gak, and our chapter masters are all still just as crazy because they are still blood angels so we already follow a bunch of lunatics what could go wrong here?
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Post by: case013
BloodDrop101X wrote:Gentlemen behold, More Khrone! Lol sorry that aside I would turn to the Blood God reason one being Blood for the Blood God, reason two obey all of those who rule from a throne/mountain throne of skulls. I mean what screams awesome more than a chaos marine riding an attack-bike down a mountain of cocaine with giant straws and razor blades in the background? Khrone sitting on his mountain throne of skulls with blood/ninja's raining all around that's what! Even though I am a loyal subject of the Big-E if I or my chapter ever defected to a chaos god it would be Khrone, we already have the color scheme down we like close combat which produces way more blood than just simply putting a bolt round through someones head, and we're already all crazier than gak, and our chapter masters are all still just as crazy because they are still blood angels so we already follow a bunch of lunatics what could go wrong here?
I would have to say I agree with you there
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Post by: cyrax777
Sex, Drugs,and Rock and Roll! Slaanesh all the way.
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Post by: SomeRandomEvilGuy
Despite being a staunch Imperialist, I'd have to say probably Tzeentch, although Khorne is a close second (honour and martial style worship, I'd like to think).
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Post by: mega_bassist
Bewbs for the Bewb Lord!
Gotta love Slaaneesh
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Post by: Grey Templar
Money for the Money God!!!
Change for the Change Throne!!!
*thats Tzeench BTW
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Post by: Worglock
Charlie Sheen. The Chaos God of "WINNING!!"
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Post by: UselessSage
Quite a few would choose Slaaneesh hoping for Woodstock and to their horror ending up in a BSDM dungeon. I know I would.
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Post by: xlightscreen
khorne or slaaneesh big gory battles in the morning wild fun parties at night.
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Post by: KingDeath
Curiosity begets knowledge, knowledge begets curiosity, only great Tzeentch sates both.
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Post by: EmilCrane
None
I'm not fond of the idea of selling my soul to uncaring gods that feed off raw emotion and generally do evil things.
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Post by: Mikalichou
Worglock wrote:Charlie Sheen. The Chaos God of "WINNING!!"
charlie SHEEN --> SH EE N --> N EE SH --> slaaNEESH
Coincidence? I don't think so.
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Post by: Worglock
UselessSage wrote:Quite a few would choose Slaaneesh hoping for Woodstock and to their horror ending up in a BSDM dungeon. I know I would.
not everyone considers the "dungeon" a "horror".
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Post by: Grey Templar
he tells you there is a "Safe Word" and you have to guess it, but in actuality there isn't one.
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Post by: Doop Dude
Mustela wrote:Azure wrote:Nurgle!Immortality and Beast of Nurgle pets? How could that not be the most fun time ever, coupled with maybe getting a Palanquin of tiny Nurglings, it's all brilliant!
It could not be fun if you had to keep scooping your guts off the floor.
^This.
Slaanesh. I'm a teenager, so judge me.
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Post by: sarpedons-right-hand
Well, Slaanesh. Or mebbe Tzeentch.. But certainly not the Big E.....He had all places of worship on Terra destroyed!! What you all forgot that!!?? All you Imperalists out there should be ashamed of yourselves....
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Post by: Fafnir
Slaanesh.
Not a second of doubt.
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Post by: R10T
Like a true chaos cultist I would worship all four.
Khorne: because I would wield a chainaxe and charge headlong into battle eager to spill blood.
Tzeentch: because I would change the stars forever with widespread destruction.
Nurgle: because I would kill with out discrimination and without mercy.
Slaanesh: because my power would be excessive, disgustingly so.
GLORY TO THE CHAOS GODS!
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Post by: DX3
cyrax777 wrote:Sex, Drugs,and Rock and Roll! Slaanesh all the way.
Bingo.
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Post by: Drackulis
Chuck Norris
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Post by: IronChaos
Nurgle... he likes you and is fraternal. Also I like green.
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Post by: Androxine Vortex
This is one of the hardest questions in Warhammer that I can never answer.
Nurgle seems to actually "care" about his followers but he never really appealed to me.
Tzeentch is my fav God but I doubt I would actually follow him.
Khorne. nah.
Slaanesh sounds fun but you would eventually loose yourself to pleasure. "Deny yourself nothing." You would be doing Throne knows what but you would be enjoying it so thats a tough one.
Necoho is just stupid. He is basically the god of atheism and malcie would be also counterproductive in my mind.
You know what, screw it, Chaos Undivided is a much simpler option!
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Post by: Owain
If I had to turn to Chaos, I would go Undivided, but I would not worship in equal proportions. In order, Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch, then Nurgle. Khorne harbors hatred for Tzeentch and Slaanesh and so would need to be put first. Slaanesh, however, is too fun to pass up and would bear many gifts that aren't flat-out disgusting. Tzeentch is due respect as he is the lord of grand strategy, and Grandfather Nurgle's aid would be required least often.
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Post by: An0maly1
nurgle. definiteley nurgle.
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Post by: Swiftblade
KHOOOOOOORNE! They have the best Warcry and Berserkers of Khorne are probably my Favorite Chaos Units.
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Post by: Dark Apostle 666
Undivided.
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Post by: Lonecoon
Nurgle. Because hey, Nurgle really does love you. All the others would destroy your soul for their amusements. Nurgle wants nothing more than life. ALL GLORY TO NURGLE.
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Post by: phantommaster
Tzeentch but Khorne's not far behind.
I would rather be Psychic and not have to worry about the Daemons than be crazy.
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Post by: Mr Nobody
Tzeentch; might not be Nurgle, be he's always open to make a deal.
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Post by: CaragaraPDF
Blood for The Blood God!
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Post by: Yak9UT
I'll would go with father Nurgle.
As people have already said Nurgle actually gives a damn about his followers.
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Post by: ...Waaagh?
 cuz green is best
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Post by: infinite_array
Probably Khorne.
Slaanesh is a bit too scuzy for me, Nurgle doubly so, and I like the way I look, so no Tzeentch for me.
I mean, I get to worship my God by taking as many heads as possible?
Skulls for the Skull Throne!
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Post by: n0surv1v0rs
Hmm... be along the ranks of this...
Being about this straight looking
Be a lobster clawed purple whore...(no pic because we can all see that in our mind)
Or... rip somebody's skull out and rub it upon my armor so I look all shiny as I stick my axe in some people who will only contain their organs for a bit longer.
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Post by: Retrias
BLOOD FOR THE BLO..... I MEAN THE EMPEROR
Yes yes BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR
Confused Blood Angels Captain
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Post by: samtheking
Slanessh for reasons i will not disclose to others.
lol please dount tell the emporer,
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Post by: Chosen Praetorian
I love boobs sooooo... Slaanesh
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Post by: Brother Coa
The Emperor of Mankind!!!
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Post by: zilegil
DarthLakey wrote:I would go with the emperor.
BTW daemonettes have 2 forms - 1 is a sexy young woman, and the other is the ugly raging crab person. IIRC
Very true actualy. The original concept is from folklore, the siren makes you helucinate and think that the horrible bird critter is attractive.
I look up too much folklore
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Post by: Sledgio
If you follow khorne, kharn will betray you and you will die.
If you follow tzeentch you will be frazzled by the warp and you will die.
If you follow nurgle you will get the plague and you will die.
If you follow slaanesh you will ascend to daemonhood and you will die.
If you follow any mix of more than one god you will be found by the grey knights and you will die.
The moral of the story: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
At least you will die fighting and kicking loyalists hard!!
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Post by: ZacktheChaosChild
I play Khorne in 40k, but not because I would follow him wholly. A mindless killing machine is still mindless.
Nurgle cares  but I don't want to end up being really fat carrying more diseases than a Las Vegas brothel.
So that leaves Slaanesh and Tzeentch. Hmmm...
I would take the intelligentsia-ruling, chick-banging image any day.
Though with Nurgle, I know I'll never have daddy issues, and with Khorne I can kill dudes REELY GEEWWWWD while doing it.
I guess I would arrive here at UNDIVIDED.
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Post by: Henners91
Why did you not make this a poll? The results would've been interesting.
Nurgle. Automatically Appended Next Post: I also think that it should be added for all those nuts who think that Slaanesh be the God of sex: Since he seeks pleasure through emotional excesses, I think sex would've "gotten boring" pretty quickly for most of his followers; they're just as likely to slice off their own arms or light themselves on fire in order to "see how it feels" as opposed to resort to boring old orgies.
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Post by: Eura
Can I pick the C'tan?
If not I'd end up being a fury for not being able to stay with one of the gods.
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Post by: PresidentOfAsia
the might warlord premiere george w bush
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Post by: black templar
Nurgle because he cares about the people who worships and when they do worship he they become ultimite badasses
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Post by: tantan628
I would go Tzeentch as he would offer me knowledge of all that will be in my life, but then I'd get screwed over and turned into a pink horror most likely but then I'd saunter on down to that neutral place where demons turn into soul grinders and join them.
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Post by: zilegil
I find Tzeench stylish. I like the psychopathic hatapunkism.
If I was being sensible, I would choose Nurgle or Slannesh.
If I worship Khorne, I might as well chop off my head because, I seem to remember from lexicanum, that Khorne disbands or kills whoever person who does not murder somebody on a daily basis, and I probably could not keep up with homoside every day , you know?
I don't want to end up fat and plagued, killed in rage or mutated into a single breasted, six armed bug, so it's Tzeench for me.
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Post by: Doop Dude
zilegil wrote:or mutated into a single breasted, six armed bug, so it's Tzeench for me.
I can tell you this, Tzeentch would mutate you into something worse then a single breasted beetle.
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Post by: Phototoxin
Khorne because I'd rather not get papercuts on my nipples from Slanesh. Also red is my favorite colour.
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Post by: zilegil
Doop Dude wrote:zilegil wrote:or mutated into a single breasted, six armed bug, so it's Tzeench for me.
I can tell you this, Tzeentch would mutate you into something worse then a single breasted beetle.
What like, who? I'm looking on lexicanum now, for emperors children heros, and the only ones that have been mutated is Lucius and a few deamon princes, and deamon princes are awsome.
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Post by: Lord Chiasson
Khorne the greatest of The Gods. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!
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Post by: Necanor
Nurgle. Or(dare I say it) Malal.
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Post by: PsyberAngel
With Slaanesh you get boobs and a penis; now everyone can be Lady Gaga!
Psy.
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Post by: Mr Nobody
I'd fallow Tzeentche or Nurgle, you tend to keep your mind more often than you do with Slaanesh and Khorne.
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Post by: TyraelVladinhurst
Lord Chiasson wrote:Khorne the greatest of The Gods. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!
i support this! psychotic murders for the win
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Post by: fallen_wolfborn
Slaanesh. I'm shallow, what can I say?
It would be *good* fun...
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Post by: Jakka
I think that, deep down in the unknown, dark, corners of my mind, I already worship the Prince...
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Post by: hemingway
I have a khorne tattoo, so i guess I'm already on board.
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Post by: Supergeek
Definitely Tzeentch. Cos Change is as good as a holiday! badum tch!
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Post by: blood warrior
if you join nurgle, he will give you more chin's then a chinese phone book, tzeentch will make you all fugly by playing around with your looks, slaneesh will make a pink rainbow warrior (who can take you seriously) and khorne just wants crazy psychos to spill blood. Chaos is the worst decision anyone has made.
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Post by: BeRzErKeR
Malal. I would spend my days ambushing Chaos warlords and Imperial officers, capturing them, and then engaging them in rational debate designed to convert them to atheism.
Anyone who mentioned the inherent contradictions of my very existence would be slaughtered without pity.
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Post by: calgar 2.5
Slaanesh, 'nuff said.
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Post by: Commisar Von Humps
Incurus wrote:I believe you'll find Slaanesh to be VERY, VERY friendly...
Thats why he gets my vote  A life of debauched decadence and being molested by daemonettes for me!
Not necesarily with lady parts....
But id probably go khorne, as long as i could get in the mindset of someone like Kharn, id be all set  .
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Post by: green_oni
BeRzErKeR wrote:Malal. I would spend my days ambushing Chaos warlords and Imperial officers, capturing them, and then engaging them in rational debate designed to convert them to atheism.
Anyone who mentioned the inherent contradictions of my very existence would be slaughtered without pity.
Necoho the Doubter is the god you are think of not Malal.
But I would choose Nurgle I'm already fat and felling no pain would be great. Plus beasts of nurgle are just big puppies.
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Post by: Grach
Turning twistin and weaving leaving your lives as inportant as a macramay coster tzeench will always be my master.
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Post by: Jakka
Grach wrote:Turning twistin and weaving leaving your lives as inportant as a macramay coster tzeench will always be my master.
... I think I understood that.
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Post by: sekerra
The void dragon.... oops my adeptus mechanicus is showing...
Of the big 4 chaos gods... slaanesh, but not for the reasons most have been giving... Remember Slaanesh is also the prince of perfection. So people who strive for the perfection of knowledge/swordsmanship/etc.. are giving worship as well.
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Post by: black templar
Nurgle you feel no pain.
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Post by: The Zoat
Malal.
Kill those chaos dudes! And those imperium dudes!
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Post by: thefarseerofnorthryde
I would probably follow Tzeentch, as he does all the cool magic stuff.
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Post by: James The BloodFiend
Does chaos undevided count, its not an indevidual but its what i would follow, i wish i knew more about the chaos gods i love the background stuff.
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Post by: Henners91
thefarseerofnorthryde wrote:I would probably follow Tzeentch, as he does all the cool magic stuff.
Enjoy an arm growing where your man parts used to be.
 'cos I'd rather have mine just fall off.
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Post by: ShaiAhlude
Down w/ Chaos! Follow the Starchild!
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Post by: Shayden
Tzeentch. Because Sorcerers are awesome.
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Post by: InventionThirteen
Khorne. The insane ability to slay in his name without pause, without fear, without wants or needs, just blood for the blood god.
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Post by: C-montygman
I would have to go with nurgle, i mean common who doesn't love to be all pus covered and bloated, and on a side note: Plague Zombies!!!!
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Post by: Eclno
Khorne for me. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: thenoobbomb
Khorne. Big, red brutes are cool. Moar blood for the blood god! ^
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Post by: warspawned
Tzeentch or Slaanesh...
Tzeentch just to know stuff - the pursuit of knwoledge is quite important to me, y'know, reading is quite important & I'd propbably be awesome at Countdown & Scrabble
Slaanesh beacuse it would be easier, it appeals to my lazy side & the down-right corrupt 'damn it all to hell' I only care for my materialistic nature & self-side & want to taste the best of food, drink & people & 'don't care at what cost to my soul' aspect. Totally wrong and self destroying but a ride many politicians/rich/famous people seem to have taken. None of it is positive in anyway but appeals to my base nature - why work hard when you can take drugs & corrupt others to your perverse bidding? Bwa-hahahahahahaha...
I think a follower of Nurgle would make for an amusing Sushi Chef & I think following Khorne might be useful to purge all the idiots from the planet that ruin the existance of millions of people just so they can buy  they don't need that is ultimately as meaningless as their existance, or else go on a kill crazy rampage in a banking district  and estate agents, they'd have to go too, in fact the best sollution for Khorne would be to kill EVERYONE
I'm joking of course
Tzeentch for me...
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Post by: Leigen_Zero
As warspawned, I am torn between Tzeentch or Slaanesh.
Slaanesh has the debauchery, rock n roll and the hedonism, but you're not guaranteed whose going to be dishing it out, and I kind of like only possessing a single set of reproductive organs, keeps things simple you know...
Tzeentch on the other hand, he seems like he plays tabletop games, and would be a pretty badass tactician to go up against, so if I am to spend eternity in damnation in an impossible daemon realm, I want to be able to enjoy a hobby, or maybe an infinitely long DnD campaign or something (knowing tzeentch, it would probably turn into a badass LARP or something), but then again, how can I roll dice or paint my models if I'm not guaranteed hands, let alone opposable thumbs while in his service?
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Post by: sekerra
Leigen_Zero wrote:As warspawned, I am torn between Tzeentch or Slaanesh.
Slaanesh has the debauchery, rock n roll and the hedonism, but you're not guaranteed whose going to be dishing it out, and I kind of like only possessing a single set of reproductive organs, keeps things simple you know...
Tzeentch on the other hand, he seems like he plays tabletop games, and would be a pretty badass tactician to go up against, so if I am to spend eternity in damnation in an impossible daemon realm, I want to be able to enjoy a hobby, or maybe an infinitely long DnD campaign or something (knowing tzeentch, it would probably turn into a badass LARP or something), but then again, how can I roll dice or paint my models if I'm not guaranteed hands, let alone opposable thumbs while in his service?
Come to slaanesh... lord of all pleasures... that includes painting minatures, playing games and winning them for the thrill, perfection of art (of any form, there are slaanesh swordmasters that train for perfection in swordfighting.) etc...
and just what is wrong with having extra reproductive organs...
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Post by: Leigen_Zero
sekerra wrote:
and just what is wrong with having extra reproductive organs...
It's just simpler if you only have one, once you get above 2 you start running out of hands...
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Post by: sekerra
Leigen_Zero wrote:sekerra wrote:
and just what is wrong with having extra reproductive organs...
It's just simpler if you only have one, once you get above 2 you start running out of hands...
hands? hands? that is what minions are for...
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Post by: Far Seer
Easily Khorne. I tend to like the 'in your face' style of fighting, and anyway the khorne models are the only ones that don't look disgusting, gross or just stuffed up
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Post by: Leigen_Zero
sekerra wrote:Leigen_Zero wrote:sekerra wrote:
and just what is wrong with having extra reproductive organs...
It's just simpler if you only have one, once you get above 2 you start running out of hands...
hands? hands? that is what minions are for...
Given the crustaecean like-quality of the hands most minions of slaanesh possess, I suppose either way the problem gets solved...
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Post by: ArmorOfContempt
Me and Slaanesh are pretty good pals.
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Post by: im2randomghgh
Laodamia wrote:Khorne. Because it is the only credible and serious chaos god.
Face it, Slaanesh is a pervert and a pedophile, nurgle is simply disgusting, and Tzeentch will turn you into a mutant, howling marshmallow spitting magic fire (also called a pink horror, a PINK horror)
+1
Khorne every time.
I don't want to become fat and be sick for the rest of my life.
I don't want half my chest to become female.
I don't want to be doing everything right and then become a CS all of a second just because Tzeentch thinks it'd be funny.
All you need to do to please khorne is, you know, be a competent Chaos Worshipper and perform the rituals well. Plus, I'd MUCH rather have Bloodlust than rot, mutate, or become asexual.
Plus, GD of Khorne are SOOOOOO much cooler. An'ggrath is the most powerful GW model ever, having infinite attacks.
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Post by: King Pariah
Slaanesh, BDSM is so underrated.
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Post by: crocodoom
I would worship all but one. I dont wanna be undivided. Abbadon has a dumb hairdo.
1. Khorne, I like how he is one of the only 2 gods with their own daemon prince
2. Nurgle, you cant feel pain if he blesses you. + He has a daemon prince
3. Tzeentch, only cause I dont like pink.
4. Malal, If only he could work with others
HATED:
Slaanesh, equivalent of a drunk highschool girl
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Post by: Goddard
I'd have to say Tzeentch, for a few reasons. First of all, yeah, Nurgle loves his followers, but I don't think any of the other Chaos God's hate their own. They just arn't as open with their affection  With Tzeentch, you get a chance to progress, maybe learn the powers of the warp, gain Daemonhood, as long as you do as he wishes. I don't see many doing that for Khorne, because most get killed trying to be heroes. Nurgle's guys are just content to be fat/gross/loved. I think Slaneesh's followers don't have as much discipline, and are less inclined to progress.
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Post by: Jone96
Because Im so sexy  Slaanesh. Also like that they are so fast... in game.
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Post by: Shadowbrand
Slannesh. Party hard and die a gorgeous cocaine death in a tangle of sweaty hookers who reek of sin and herpes.
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Post by: im2randomghgh
crocodoom wrote:I would worship all but one. I dont wanna be undivided. Abbadon has a dumb hairdo.
1. Khorne, I like how he is one of the only 2 gods with their own daemon prince
2. Nurgle, you cant feel pain if he blesses you. + He has a daemon prince
3. Tzeentch, only cause I dont like pink.
4. Malal, If only he could work with others
HATED:
Slaanesh, equivalent of a drunk highschool girl 
What's wrong with a drunk high-school girl
P.S., before anyone thinks I am pedo-bear incarnate, I am in high-school.
They all have Daemon Princes, so I assume you mean model-wise?
And I like Malal specifically because he CANT work with others. Automatically Appended Next Post: Shadowbrand wrote:Slannesh. Party hard and die a gorgeous cocaine death in a tangle of sweaty hookers who reek of sin and herpes.
+5
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Post by: coast_guard
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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Post by: im2randomghgh
coast_guard wrote:SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
BLOOD FOR THE SKULL GOD, THRONES FOR THE BLOOD SKULL!
uhhhhh.....I think I messed that up...whatevs, lol.
Basically these are the choices.
Slaanesh=Sex for all eternity
Khorne=Smash, cut, maim, burn, and blow stuff up for all eternity
Nurgle=Be sick for all eternity
Tzeentch=not understand your orders, ever.
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Post by: Commisar Von Humps
coast_guard wrote:
Khorne=Smash, cut, maim, burn, and blow stuff up for all eternity
What more could one want? Sex, is a temporary feeling and reward, even with Slannesh. But the martial pride, appreciation of your patron? The glory of battle? This is something that is forever in your own memory and those of your comrades and survivors of your conquests!
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Post by: sekerra
Martial pride? Appreciation of your patron?.... That does not sound like Khorne at all.
Glory of battle... sure. But basically Khorne wants you to kill all and revel in the bloodshed... there should be no memory of your comrades.. as they will be slaughtering just as you, and if you have survivors you have failed your god. He does not appreciate you, he appreciates the blood and skulls... not you.
You want a Chaos god who appreciates and loves you, you go Nurgle.
Martial pride, and seeking perfection in combat is Slaanesh's province... it is not all about sex and drugs... it is any extreme sensation or perfection of an art. (And combat can be an art all its own.)
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Post by: Commisar Von Humps
sekerra wrote:Martial pride? Appreciation of your patron?.... That does not sound like Khorne at all.
Glory of battle... sure. But basically Khorne wants you to kill all and revel in the bloodshed... there should be no memory of your comrades.. as they will be slaughtering just as you, and if you have survivors you have failed your god. He does not appreciate you, he appreciates the blood and skulls... not you.
You want a Chaos god who appreciates and loves you, you go Nurgle.
Martial pride, and seeking perfection in combat is Slaanesh's province... it is not all about sex and drugs... it is any extreme sensation or perfection of an art. (And combat can be an art all its own.)
I might be thinking a more Fantasy Khorne, but still, i know slannesh isnt all sex and drugs, but a selfish pleasure.
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Post by: sekerra
Commisar Von Humps wrote:sekerra wrote:Martial pride? Appreciation of your patron?.... That does not sound like Khorne at all.
Glory of battle... sure. But basically Khorne wants you to kill all and revel in the bloodshed... there should be no memory of your comrades.. as they will be slaughtering just as you, and if you have survivors you have failed your god. He does not appreciate you, he appreciates the blood and skulls... not you.
You want a Chaos god who appreciates and loves you, you go Nurgle.
Martial pride, and seeking perfection in combat is Slaanesh's province... it is not all about sex and drugs... it is any extreme sensation or perfection of an art. (And combat can be an art all its own.)
I might be thinking a more Fantasy Khorne, but still, i know slannesh isnt all sex and drugs, but a selfish pleasure.
Yeah Khorne always seemed a bit different in fantasy... though I was not as big a fan of slaanesh there... preferred my skaven vermin hordes.
All the Chaos gods save nurgle are a bit lacking on their appreciation for any period of time.... who would guess... they are chaotic in affection.
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Post by: earth-star
I would try to embody all four
 *the combat prowess of khorne.
 *the wisdom of tzeentch.
 *the immunity of nurgle.
 *the sensuality of slaanesh.
I would also love to have a pretty-man body like griffith from berserk, a seemingly infallible appearance, I would work my way up, and hopefully become emperor........ then, after the people are comfortable with me being emperor and I have their trust and faith, I would betray them for my own means. I would see to it that those who despised chaos would ultimately suffer for my pleasure... because I'm not a bad guy, I just know what I want.
Tl;dr: I'm a psycho
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Post by: King Pariah
oooh... How could I forget Malal. I'd totally work under Malal. Actually, I kinda had a funny thought, If the Outsider (C'tan) were in tune with the warp, would he be considered a Chaos God since he is unofficially considered to be the Lord of Insanity?
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Post by: General_Erko
Slaanesh, the most sophisticated of the chaos gods. Of course this decision was made for me by one of my older brothers years ago.
It seems his idea of a fair trade was, he takes my fully painted Ork army. An army consisting of over 100 models and replaces it with 6 Emperor's Children marines and a copy of slaves to darkness.
100 orks was a nice sized army back in first edition. Both my brothers regretted me having the Emperor's Children after I added quite allot to the 6 marines I was left with.
Been a traitor legionnaire since, and have never looked back.
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