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How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 00:22:10


Post by: samusaran253


Just trying to figure out where the community stands, even though it's pretty obvious that almost all members are teens. Could a mod please sticky this?

13-19 = The World Domination Committee
20-29 = Attend College, Join Socialist Party, Blog About It On Your $4000 Netbook, Wave Flag of Man Who Murdered Civilians
30-39 = Where Did All The Years Go?
40-49 = Pedophiles & Creeps Galore
50-59 = Back In 'Nam My Squad Was Ambushed By Charlie And...
60+ = Sent From My (iPhone) Nursing Home


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 00:26:48


Post by: Cheesecat


samusaran253 wrote:Just trying to figure out where the community stands, even though it's pretty obvious that almost all members are teens. Could a mod please sticky this?

13-19 = The World Domination Committee
20-29 = Attend College, Join Socialist Party, Blog About It On Your $4000 Netbook, Wave Flag of Man Who Murdered Civilians
30-39 = Where Did All The Years Go?
40-49 = Pedophiles & Creeps Galore
50-59 = Back In 'Nam My Squad Was Ambushed By Charlie And...
60+ = Sent From My (iPhone) Nursing Home


I'm not sure it's a wise idea to be typecasting age groups. Other than that I have high hopes for this thread.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 00:30:38


Post by: Chowderhead


I'm 15. So, there's that.

And you two are... Cheese, you are 16, and Samus, you are between 20 and 25, no?


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 00:32:13


Post by: rubiksnoob


samusaran253 wrote:Just trying to figure out where the community stands, even though it's pretty obvious that almost all members are teens. Could a mod please sticky this?

13-19 = The World Domination Committee
20-29 = Attend College, Join Socialist Party, Blog About It On Your $4000 Netbook, Wave Flag of Man Who Murdered Civilians
30-39 = Where Did All The Years Go?
40-49 = Pedophiles & Creeps Galore
50-59 = Back In 'Nam My Squad Was Ambushed By Charlie And...
60+ = Sent From My (iPhone) Nursing Home


This is not a good thread.

And also, I think you'd be incorrect in assuming that almost all members are teens. Teenagers are, in my experience at least, in the minority on dakka.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 00:32:43


Post by: Cheesecat


Chowderhead wrote:I'm 15. So, there's that.

And you two are... Cheese, you are 16, and Samus, you are between 20 and 25, no?


I'm 18 just in case, there was any misconceptions. (yes I know, I'm such a mature poster that people often think I'm twice my actual age )


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 00:38:33


Post by: Ma55ter_fett


Old enough to see that the world is not as idyllic as I once thought it was, yet young enough to still have hope for a better future.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 00:40:18


Post by: Cheesecat


Ma55ter_fett wrote:Old enough to see that the world is not as idyllic as I once thought it was, yet young enough to still have hope for a better future.


Judging by your comment you must be 21 then.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 00:41:18


Post by: Chowderhead


rubiksnoob wrote:
samusaran253 wrote:Just trying to figure out where the community stands, even though it's pretty obvious that almost all members are teens. Could a mod please sticky this?

13-19 = The World Domination Committee
20-29 = Attend College, Join Socialist Party, Blog About It On Your $4000 Netbook, Wave Flag of Man Who Murdered Civilians
30-39 = Where Did All The Years Go?
40-49 = Pedophiles & Creeps Galore
50-59 = Back In 'Nam My Squad Was Ambushed By Charlie And...
60+ = Sent From My (iPhone) Nursing Home


This is not a good thread.

And also, I think you'd be incorrect in assuming that almost all members are teens. Teenagers are, in my experience at least, in the minority on dakka.

Really? I find that during the summer, we are the majority, but during the winter, the adults rise to power once again.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 00:42:27


Post by: Howard A Treesong


26 here. I think it would be helpful to break down the younger players though because 13-19 groups adults with jobs and those in college alongside kids still in school living off pocket money


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 00:45:56


Post by: Cheesecat


rubiksnoob wrote:
samusaran253 wrote:Just trying to figure out where the community stands, even though it's pretty obvious that almost all members are teens. Could a mod please sticky this?

13-19 = The World Domination Committee
20-29 = Attend College, Join Socialist Party, Blog About It On Your $4000 Netbook, Wave Flag of Man Who Murdered Civilians
30-39 = Where Did All The Years Go?
40-49 = Pedophiles & Creeps Galore
50-59 = Back In 'Nam My Squad Was Ambushed By Charlie And...
60+ = Sent From My (iPhone) Nursing Home


This is not a good thread.

And also, I think you'd be incorrect in assuming that almost all members are teens. Teenagers are, in my experience at least, in the minority on dakka.


Yeah I would say young adults are the biggest group with teenagers 2nd, middle-aged men 3rd, seniors 4th, pre-teens 5th, children 6th, toddlers 7th and coming in last place would probably be babies.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 00:47:43


Post by: Ma55ter_fett


Cheesecat wrote:
Ma55ter_fett wrote:Old enough to see that the world is not as idyllic as I once thought it was, yet young enough to still have hope for a better future.


Judging by your comment you must be 21 then.


Why I'll be damned!


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 00:48:08


Post by: Platuan4th


samusaran253 wrote:
20-29 = Attend College, Join Socialist Party, Blog About It On Your $4000 Netbook, Wave Flag of Man Who Murdered Civilians


?

Other than College, I haven't done any of these.


Also aren't Netbooks like $200?


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 00:49:24


Post by: FITZZ


41 here...so I suppose that put's me in the creep or pedo bracket...nice.

Funny...I didn't see the "don't know gak about gak,sponging off of Mommy and Daddy" bracket..


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 00:49:53


Post by: Chowderhead


Platuan4th wrote:
samusaran253 wrote:
20-29 = Attend College, Join Socialist Party, Blog About It On Your $4000 Netbook, Wave Flag of Man Who Murdered Civilians


?

Other than College, I haven't done any of these.


Also aren't Netbooks like $200?

This is Captain Troll. Somehow he has evaded the Mods, and continues his tirade of evil


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 00:52:20


Post by: Jackal


Other than College, I haven't done any of these.


Beat me by 1 mate, ive done none of it

21 here.



Funny...I didn't see the "don't know gak about gak,sponging off of Mommy and Daddy" bracket..


That would be because its a biased poll made by a minority mate.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 00:56:10


Post by: Cheesecat


FITZZ wrote: 41 here...so I suppose that put's me in the creep or pedo bracket...nice.

Funny...I didn't see the "don't know gak about gak,sponging off of Mommy and Daddy" bracket..


Clearly you must keep that clown avatar to entice young Dakkanauts into your van. (at least if were going by Samus's observations)



How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 01:00:13


Post by: FITZZ


Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote: 41 here...so I suppose that put's me in the creep or pedo bracket...nice.

Funny...I didn't see the "don't know gak about gak,sponging off of Mommy and Daddy" bracket..


Clearly you must keep that clown avatar to entice young Dakkanauts into your van. (at least if were going by Samus's observations)



Clearly...what young Dakkanaut can resist a cheerful clown and a hand full of candy?...



How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 01:00:40


Post by: Platuan4th


Cheesecat wrote:


That's my ex-roommate's van!

Hey, wait a minute! He wasn't babysitting those kids! That liar!


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 01:06:53


Post by: Cheesecat


FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote: 41 here...so I suppose that put's me in the creep or pedo bracket...nice.

Funny...I didn't see the "don't know gak about gak,sponging off of Mommy and Daddy" bracket..


Clearly you must keep that clown avatar to entice young Dakkanauts into your van. (at least if were going by Samus's observations)



Clearly...what young Dakkanaut can resist a cheerful clown and a hand full of candy?...



I'm going to have to agree on you about Samus missing a vital category here. Nice mate.



How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 01:11:13


Post by: FITZZ


@ Cheesecat..

...Oh come now, surely a member of the" World Domination Committee " couldn't have overlooked anything...


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 01:19:00


Post by: Cheesecat


FITZZ wrote:@ Cheesecat..

...Oh come now, surely a member of the" World Domination Committee " couldn't have overlooked anything...


I think your comments are the only thing that make this thread somewhat bearable.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 02:34:51


Post by: halonachos


samusaran253 wrote:Just trying to figure out where the community stands, even though it's pretty obvious that almost all members are teens. Could a mod please sticky this?

20-29 = Attend College, Join Socialist Party, Blog About It On Your $4000 Netbook, Wave Flag of Man Who Murdered Civilians


Can't say that I fancy Che Guevara in the least( I far prefer Theodore Roosevelt). I wish my laptop cost $4,000 dollars, maybe it would run newer games. Blogging is gay and I'm a republican, the exact opposite of a socialist.


How old are you? @ 2178/08/22 02:07:16


Post by: Avatar 720


I am 12 - Poll broken.

Not realy, you just reverse those numbers and subtract the sum of them.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 02:37:28


Post by: Asherian Command


I am 17 and proud!


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 02:42:58


Post by: Cheesecat


FITZZ wrote:@ Cheesecat..

...Oh come now, surely a member of the" World Domination Committee " couldn't have overlooked anything...


I don't think my generation will be conquering this world, while you and Frazzled's generation are still kicking around.



VS.



How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 02:45:18


Post by: Avatar 720


Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:


I think i'll play the "Exception that proves the rule" card here.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 02:47:48


Post by: FITZZ


Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:@ Cheesecat..

...Oh come now, surely a member of the" World Domination Committee " couldn't have overlooked anything...


I don't think my generation will be conquering this world, while you and Frazzled's generation are still kicking around.



VS.




...Nice...but shouldn't that be a beaten and sinister looking old van up in the tree?...Me and Frazz are part of the Creepy Pedo Generation after all.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 02:48:21


Post by: Cheesecat


Avatar 720 wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:


I think i'll play the "Exception that proves the rule" card here.


That doesn't make sense if there's exceptions that means there's ways of proving the rule is wrong, I don't get what you're trying to say.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 02:49:54


Post by: biccat


halonachos wrote:
samusaran253 wrote:Just trying to figure out where the community stands, even though it's pretty obvious that almost all members are teens. Could a mod please sticky this?

20-29 = Attend College, Join Socialist Party, Blog About It On Your $4000 Netbook, Wave Flag of Man Who Murdered Civilians


Can't say that I fancy Che Guevara in the least( I far prefer Theodore Roosevelt). I wish my laptop cost $4,000 dollars, maybe it would run newer games. Blogging is gay and I'm a republican, the exact opposite of a socialist.

I thought he was talking about Stalin.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 02:50:42


Post by: Avatar 720


The existance of an exception is proof that there is a rule, which in this case is that 13-19 year olds will dominate the world.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 02:51:05


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


halonachos wrote:
samusaran253 wrote:Just trying to figure out where the community stands, even though it's pretty obvious that almost all members are teens. Could a mod please sticky this?

20-29 = Attend College, Join Socialist Party, Blog About It On Your $4000 Netbook, Wave Flag of Man Who Murdered Civilians


Can't say that I fancy Che Guevara in the least( I far prefer Theodore Roosevelt). I wish my laptop cost $4,000 dollars, maybe it would run newer games, Blogging is gay and I'm a republican, the exact opposite of a socialist.


Probably first time I've seen somone use that phrase on dakka. (unless I'm just blanking..)
Using that phrase is so halonachos, ya know?


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 02:52:58


Post by: halonachos


The thing is, the 40+ crowd now how to get the truck out of the tree. The 20-30 crowd will wonder who they can call for help, the under 20 crowd will probably tweet about it using "lol","rofl", and several variations.


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Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
halonachos wrote:
samusaran253 wrote:Just trying to figure out where the community stands, even though it's pretty obvious that almost all members are teens. Could a mod please sticky this?

20-29 = Attend College, Join Socialist Party, Blog About It On Your $4000 Netbook, Wave Flag of Man Who Murdered Civilians


Can't say that I fancy Che Guevara in the least( I far prefer Theodore Roosevelt). I wish my laptop cost $4,000 dollars, maybe it would run newer games, Blogging is gay and I'm a republican, the exact opposite of a socialist.


Probably first time I've seen somone use that phrase on dakka. (unless I'm just blanking..)
Using that phrase is so halonachos, ya know?


If you want to get into a fight about the definition of the word I will be more than happy to PM an argument with you.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 02:54:30


Post by: Cheesecat


FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:@ Cheesecat..

...Oh come now, surely a member of the" World Domination Committee " couldn't have overlooked anything...


I don't think my generation will be conquering this world, while you and Frazzled's generation are still kicking around.



VS.




...Nice...but shouldn't that be a beaten and sinister looking old van up in the tree?...Me and Frazz are part of the Creepy Pedo Generation after all.


So more like this?



VS.




How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 02:57:01


Post by: halonachos


They were French, they're always creepy no matter the age.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 02:57:14


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


halonachos wrote:The thing is, the 40+ crowd now how to get the truck out of the tree. The 20-30 crowd will wonder who they can call for help, the under 20 crowd will probably tweet about it using "lol","rofl", and several variations.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
halonachos wrote:
samusaran253 wrote:Just trying to figure out where the community stands, even though it's pretty obvious that almost all members are teens. Could a mod please sticky this?

20-29 = Attend College, Join Socialist Party, Blog About It On Your $4000 Netbook, Wave Flag of Man Who Murdered Civilians


Can't say that I fancy Che Guevara in the least( I far prefer Theodore Roosevelt). I wish my laptop cost $4,000 dollars, maybe it would run newer games, Blogging is gay and I'm a republican, the exact opposite of a socialist.


Probably first time I've seen somone use that phrase on dakka. (unless I'm just blanking..)
Using that phrase is so halonachos, ya know?


If you want to get into a fight about the definition of the word I will be more than happy to PM an argument with you.

Come out me Bro
I'm just letting you know, its not something I've seen on Dakka before, its like using 'slowed'. Its frowned upon.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 03:01:26


Post by: FITZZ


@ Cheesecat...

Not quite...picture if you will..nest of us "Creepy" 40 somethings hanging by our toes (cause we can do that) from the tree...waiting to swoop down upon unsuspecting members of the" World Domination Committee and violate them with fist fulls of gummy bears and Def Leppard tapes...the big old 8-track kind.


How old are you? @ 0006/03/22 03:03:15


Post by: halonachos


FITZZ wrote: @ Cheesecat...

Not quite...picture if you will..nest of us "Creepy" 40 somethings hanging by our toes (cause we can do that) from the tree...waiting to swoop down upon unsuspecting members of the" World Domination Committee and violate them with fist fulls of gummy bears and Def Leppard tapes...the big old 8-track kind.


Maybe that's how the drummer lost his arm, never put gummy bears in front of a fat kid.




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Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
Come out me Bro
I'm just letting you know, its not something I've seen on Dakka before, its like using 'slowed'. Its frowned upon.


The definition of words change, I'm sure my mom's middle name didn't represent homsexuality when her father made it her middle name.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 03:05:56


Post by: FITZZ


halonachos wrote:
FITZZ wrote: @ Cheesecat...

Not quite...picture if you will..nest of us "Creepy" 40 somethings hanging by our toes (cause we can do that) from the tree...waiting to swoop down upon unsuspecting members of the" World Domination Committee and violate them with fist fulls of gummy bears and Def Leppard tapes...the big old 8-track kind.


Maybe that's how the drummer lost his arm, never put gummy bears in front of a fat kid.




...Words to live by...if he'd been over 40 at the time he'd have known that.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 03:08:46


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


@ Halonachos

Did you mean it in a negative way? Because that is how I took it.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 03:13:16


Post by: halonachos


Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:@ Halonachos

Did you mean it in a negative way? Because that is how I took it.


I believe that South Park already covered the issue and its one of the better ways its been argued. Watch the video and all will be answered.

@Fitzz, see things happen when you get older, like learning life's lessons.

I remember a 40 year old once told me to lean on him when I wasn't strong because I might of had a problem he could understand. We all need somebody to lean on though, I helped him with his computer.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 03:18:59


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


halonachos wrote:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:@ Halonachos

Did you mean it in a negative way? Because that is how I took it.


I believe that South Park already covered the issue and its one of the better ways its been argued. Watch the video and all will be answered.

@Fitzz, see things happen when you get older, like learning life's lessons.

I remember a 40 year old once told me to lean on him when I wasn't strong because I might of had a problem he could understand. We all need somebody to lean on though, I helped him with his computer.

Thanks for answering my question man. Great having a straight-forward conversation with you. Glad to know your mom's name and to be told to go watch 'a southpark video' without being given a title, too.



How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 03:20:49


Post by: FITZZ


@ Nachos...

...That man was very wise...reminds me of a fellow I met when I was a young man...He'd just left a good job in the city,working for the man every night and day...but he never lost one minute of sleep...worrying bout the way things might have been...ahh memories.
I couldn't help him fix his computer...we didn't have them back then...we just spent a lot of time grunting and waving sticks around...oh and stocking up on candy and Def Leppard tapes.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/03 04:15:27


Post by: halonachos



Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
halonachos wrote:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:@ Halonachos

Did you mean it in a negative way? Because that is how I took it.


I believe that South Park already covered the issue and its one of the better ways its been argued. Watch the video and all will be answered.

@Fitzz, see things happen when you get older, like learning life's lessons.

I remember a 40 year old once told me to lean on him when I wasn't strong because I might of had a problem he could understand. We all need somebody to lean on though, I helped him with his computer.

Thanks for answering my question man. Great having a straight-forward conversation with you. Glad to know your mom's name and to be told to go watch 'a southpark video' without being given a title, too.



Seeing as though you lack the google-fu abilities the Dude shall abide.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_F_Word_(South_Park)#Cultural_references

The definitions of words change over time sometimes, that's why some words have 2nd and even 3rd definitions.

@Fitzz, did that guy happen to 'roll down the river' often? If so I think I might have met him, nice guy but the people there seemed to willing to give. Made me feel poor. Speaking of poor I remember this fellow who told me that one plus one plus one was three, but you had to have good vision because he was hard to see.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 03:52:28


Post by: ChrisWWII


18, a California Conservative (more libertarian than anything though...), so definitely not a socialist. Hmm...I do have the flag of the Soviet Union hanging around for use in my Hetalia cosplaying, and I don't blog. I got my laptop uber-cheap, and it has served me well this last year. Well except for that one time it deleted my operating system.....


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 03:53:52


Post by: Cheesecat


While I maybe 18 but I'm really a hot, young college girl at heart. Also I imagine the OP to resemble this.



This is probably what the "Pedo" generation is thinking of doing to him right now.



And this is how much the World Domination Group" cares.



How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 03:58:21


Post by: FITZZ


Cheesecat wrote:While I maybe 18 but I'm really a hot, young college girl at heart. Also I imagine the OP to resemble this.



This is probably what the "Pedo" generation is thinking of doing to him right now.



And this is how much the World Domination Group" cares.



Ding.Ding .Ding....I'd say your correct on all three observations..shame your 18 though...that's just a wee bit to old for my taste.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 03:59:38


Post by: Avatar 720


shame your 18 though...that's just a wee bit to old for my taste


Nothing a bit of good ol' erotic foreplay can't fix.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 04:06:38


Post by: FITZZ


Avatar 720 wrote:
shame your 18 though...that's just a wee bit to old for my taste


Nothing a bit of good ol' erotic foreplay can't fix.
....
....Hmm,You may have a point....alright...I'm off to Canada,Cheesecat...keep your eyes peeled for sinister looking van with an old clown at the wheel....you'll probably hear Def Leppard playing and smell Gummy bears in the air..


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 04:08:29


Post by: ChrisWWII




How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 04:16:40


Post by: Platuan4th


Cheesecat wrote:




Dude, she's 19 now. Totally legal.

halonachos wrote:They were French, they're always creepy no matter the age.


Icelandic(if you were referring to the pedo pic).


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 04:20:56


Post by: Cheesecat


FITZZ wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
shame your 18 though...that's just a wee bit to old for my taste


Nothing a bit of good ol' erotic foreplay can't fix.
....
....Hmm,You may have a point....alright...I'm off to Canada,Cheesecat...keep your eyes peeled for sinister looking van with an old clown at the wheel....you'll probably hear Def Leppard playing and smell Gummy bears in the air..


Yay FITTZ is coming to see me, oh gak!



How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 04:22:08


Post by: Mike Noble


The OP is like the 3rd Samus Aran I've seen on Dakka.

What's going on?


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 04:23:40


Post by: Cheesecat


Mike Noble wrote:The OP is like the 3rd Samus Aran I've seen on Dakka.

What's going on?


Well there's different suits you know. I'm assuming the OP is dark Samus.



How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 04:42:15


Post by: halonachos


I think we should all say that we do not endorse pedophilia before the authorities are alerted and arrest Fitzz.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 04:45:35


Post by: Cheesecat


halonachos wrote:I think we should all say that we do not endorse pedophilia before the authorities are alerted and arrest Fitzz.


Well it depends how quickly he gets across the border.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 04:51:51


Post by: FITZZ


Cheesecat wrote:
halonachos wrote:I think we should all say that we do not endorse pedophilia before the authorities are alerted and arrest Fitzz.


Well it depends how quickly he gets across the border.


...I think anyone who's even randomly read any of my prior post on the subject knows I'd be first in line to "disppence Justice" where pedos are concerned...
I simply took the ridiculous statement made by the OP and ....made it more ridiculous.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 04:52:04


Post by: SagesStone


halonachos wrote:The thing is, the 40+ crowd now how to get the truck out of the tree. The 20-30 crowd will wonder who they can call for help, the under 20 crowd will probably tweet about it using "lol","rofl", and several variations.


They'll use fire, guns and alcohol to get it down?

My age is fairly obvious by now.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 04:56:29


Post by: Cheesecat


FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
halonachos wrote:I think we should all say that we do not endorse pedophilia before the authorities are alerted and arrest Fitzz.


Well it depends how quickly he gets across the border.


...I think anyone who's even randomly read any of my prior post on the subject knows I'd be first in line to "disppence Justice" where pedos are concerned...
I simply took the ridiculous statement made by the OP and ....made it more ridiculous.


Besides who doesn't like gummy bears?


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 04:58:48


Post by: halonachos


FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
halonachos wrote:I think we should all say that we do not endorse pedophilia before the authorities are alerted and arrest Fitzz.


Well it depends how quickly he gets across the border.


...I think anyone who's even randomly read any of my prior post on the subject knows I'd be first in line to "disppence Justice" where pedos are concerned...
I simply took the ridiculous statement made by the OP and ....made it more ridiculous.


I think that sentiment is felt by 99.999% of dakka users, but the popo don't know know. We'll keep an eye out for you Fitzz, if you don't get on dakka for 3-5 years we'll guess what happened.




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n0t_u wrote:
halonachos wrote:The thing is, the 40+ crowd now how to get the truck out of the tree. The 20-30 crowd will wonder who they can call for help, the under 20 crowd will probably tweet about it using "lol","rofl", and several variations.


They'll use fire, guns and alcohol to get it down?

My age is fairly obvious by now.


12?


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 04:59:36


Post by: FITZZ


n0t_u wrote:
halonachos wrote:The thing is, the 40+ crowd now how to get the truck out of the tree. The 20-30 crowd will wonder who they can call for help, the under 20 crowd will probably tweet about it using "lol","rofl", and several variations.


They'll use fire, guns and alcohol to get it down?

My age is fairly obvious by now.



No..No..No...What's called for here is a complexed system of support struts,come alongs,winches and cable.coupled with the strategic removal of binding branches and the aplication of an inverted loading ramp...to allow the truck to simply roll from the top of the tree.

If that fails....get the Fire,Guns,Alcohol and strippers...( you kids always forget about the strippers...grumble)..


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 05:03:45


Post by: halonachos


And condoms, kids forget condoms. Good thing the 40 year olds remember them.

I'm also surprised that Frazzled hasn't commented on this yet.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 05:58:09


Post by: SagesStone


FITZZ wrote:
n0t_u wrote:
halonachos wrote:The thing is, the 40+ crowd now how to get the truck out of the tree. The 20-30 crowd will wonder who they can call for help, the under 20 crowd will probably tweet about it using "lol","rofl", and several variations.


They'll use fire, guns and alcohol to get it down?

My age is fairly obvious by now.



No..No..No...What's called for here is a complexed system of support struts,come alongs,winches and cable.coupled with the strategic removal of binding branches and the aplication of an inverted loading ramp...to allow the truck to simply roll from the top of the tree.

If that fails....get the Fire,Guns,Alcohol and strippers...( you kids always forget about the strippers...grumble)..


It's a pickup truck, not a Corvette.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 06:49:16


Post by: Chibi Bodge-Battle


Love the generalisations.

The youngsters are so hip, like they are the only ones who have ever been young and chilled out smakin' tabs with backy of wackiness, while some are like so totally conservative, and anyone over 40 is like trying to screw them.

Thing is when you get to 40 you will discover that everybody is still trying to screw you and will do til the day you get popped in a box and roasted in the gas oven eternal.



How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 06:53:45


Post by: Cheesecat


Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Love the generalisations.

The youngsters are so hip, like they are the only ones who have ever been young and chilled out smakin' tabs with backy of wackiness, while some are like so totally conservative, and anyone over 40 is like trying to screw them.

Thing is when you get to 40 you will discover that everybody is still trying to screw you and will do til the day you get popped in a box and roasted in the gas oven eternal.



Geez, you sound like you're from the 60+ "crazy, old-man" generation.

(actually never mind it makes sense now you're not a crazy old-man, mis-read )


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 07:11:52


Post by: Luco


Attend College, Join Socialist Party, Blog About It On Your $4000 Netbook, Wave Flag of Man Who Murdered Civilians

College yes, aye.
-Gags-
Wrong on the other two accounts.

How do we get this truck down? Well, I have no idea and as a rule of thumb 'when in doubt, blow it up'. So we cut the tree down...with dynamite.

20 here, though if this is the optimistic years, I'd hate to see pessimistic ones.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 10:19:19


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


@halonachos

I wasn't going to watch it anyway. I know 'gay' has more than one definition, but you never answered my question.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 11:08:37


Post by: Big P


samusaran253 wrote:
50-59 = Back In 'Nam My Squad Was Ambushed By Charlie And...


You dont really know when Vietnam was do you?

Someone, aged 59 and born in 1952, would have been seriously unlucky to get deployed to Vietnam as they would have been 19 in 1971.

I think you will find most Vietnam veterans are in the 60+ bracket.

You may also want to have a little bit more respect for veterans of actual wars. Just a thought... You should try them sometimes.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/22 11:45:11


Post by: Frazzled


samusaran253 wrote:Just trying to figure out where the community stands, even though it's pretty obvious that almost all members are teens. Could a mod please sticky this?

13-19 = The World Domination Committee
20-29 = Attend College, Join Socialist Party, Blog About It On Your $4000 Netbook, Wave Flag of Man Who Murdered Civilians
30-39 = Where Did All The Years Go?
40-49 = Pedophiles & Creeps Galore
50-59 = Back In 'Nam My Squad Was Ambushed By Charlie And...
60+ = Sent From My (iPhone) Nursing Home


Frazzled is eternal.*

*Genghis Connie says if by eternal I mean older than dirt.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 04:59:36


Post by: halonachos


Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:@halonachos

I wasn't going to watch it anyway. I know 'gay' has more than one definition, but you never answered my question.


The video would've answered your question seeing as though that's how it used most of the time now. It has a negative inflection on it now.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 09:57:42


Post by: Waaagh_Gonads


33.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 10:01:40


Post by: Scrazza


I'm just old enough to buy beer in my country (Belgium). That means I'm 16 years old


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 10:30:06


Post by: Avatar 720


At 16/17, I was so excited that I was going to be able to buy beer and stuff soon.

So now i'm 18, what happens? I despise the stuff. Really, my body will no longer let me drink anything more than 1 bottle of urine (Budweiser etc.), one glass of wine/cava/champagne, or any spirits (to be fair, this has always been the case for me); if I try and go beyond that limit then my stomach simply rejects it.

I don't see the point in getting drunk/drinking a lot to start with, but i'd have liked to be able to stomach a bit more; having 1 beer over the course of a whole night whilst watching your mates get smashed out of their heads isn't my idea of fun (especially when you have to help them home 'cos you're the only sober guy there... Can't wait to do that -.-); but at least I won't have any hangovers/embarrassing incidents.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 10:31:25


Post by: ChrisWWII


I tried to avoid drinking too much up here in Scotland. But it failed....I think it says something about me that my embarassing drunken incident involves both cosplaying and the phrase 'FOR THE EMPEROR!'


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 10:48:01


Post by: Scrazza


Bah, luckily my stomach can take a lot. Me and a bunch of friends (boys and girls alike) ofte go to a Jazz Café in Antwerp. It's great, I often start the evening with some whiskey (Johnie Walker, it's the only one they have that's a bit affordable for me) and then I proceed with some beers. Normally, at the end of the night, I drunk 1 (sometimes 2 or 3) whiskeys, and between 5 and 11 beers. I know, I know, that's not something to be proud of, And I don't intend to become alcoholic. BUT, there's always lots o' fun. There's a video of me and my best pall up on Facebook where we make a deal with two girls. We were going to participate in Idol 2012 (2011's allready going). That's a sing contest of you don't know what that is. It's either that, or buy those two girls drinks for a whole evening. Well, guess we'll be singing next year. Oh, and I also like to skank when I'm drunk (on occasion).


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 17:17:35


Post by: biccat


Scrazza wrote:Oh, and I also like to skank when I'm drunk (on occasion).

I hope this has a different meaning in Belgium than in the U.S.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 17:52:00


Post by: Scrazza


biccat wrote:
Scrazza wrote:Oh, and I also like to skank when I'm drunk (on occasion).

I hope this has a different meaning in Belgium than in the U.S.


I meant this that's not me in the video, but it was the clearest vid I could be bothered to find on youtube. Note: only when I'm drunk




How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 18:00:03


Post by: biccat


Scrazza wrote:I meant this that's not me in the video, but it was the clearest vid I could be bothered to find on youtube. Note: only when I'm drunk

So you get drunk, then dance like Molly Ringwald from the Breakfast Club, possibly to poorly done remakes of Come on Eileen.

Hrm.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 18:02:16


Post by: Scrazza


to skank is a way of dancing, it can be done on any ska music. Meh, I dunno if others recognise Skanking as a way to dance, but hey!


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 18:24:24


Post by: Blacksails


Scrazza wrote:
biccat wrote:
Scrazza wrote:Oh, and I also like to skank when I'm drunk (on occasion).

I hope this has a different meaning in Belgium than in the U.S.


I meant this that's not me in the video, but it was the clearest vid I could be bothered to find on youtube. Note: only when I'm drunk




I love skanking. Rockin' to the Specials as I type this!

22 here, almost done that whole university thing...grad can't come sooner.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 18:25:52


Post by: Scrazza


Blacksails wrote:
I love skanking. Rockin' to the Specials as I type this!



Skank on, so to say.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 18:34:28


Post by: FITZZ


Why you young whipper snappers...I've been skanking and listening to Ska since before you were born!!...and we didn't have Youtube to listen to music on...we had to go out and buy records...that's right records...printed in vinyl so the'd get all scratchy and skip...and we had to buy 'em again...and we loved it...
...And we couldn't get our Doc Martens and crazy hair color at the local shopping malls...we had to buy 'em in dingy little stores...filled with dingy little people...and things were better then...
...And another thing..Grumble rant rant rant rant..Hey...I can't find my Social Distortion CD...CDs bah..If it were a record I'd have never lost it..ya couldn't just loose a record...only scratch it up...and we...LOVED IT!!


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 18:34:59


Post by: Flashman


34.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 18:37:37


Post by: Stella Cadente


22, and don't attend colege, haven't joined any party, don't do blogging, and don't wave flags (which would be a bad idea for me since my only flag is a Bismark flag replica)

I work, am underpaid and struggle to pay bills every single month of the year


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 18:40:31


Post by: Asphalt


FITZZ wrote: 41 here...so I suppose that put's me in the creep or pedo bracket...nice.

Funny...I didn't see the "don't know gak about gak,sponging off of Mommy and Daddy" bracket..


So you mean the 1-22 bracket.

Working on 32 myself.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 18:43:12


Post by: Scrazza


FITZZ wrote: Why you young whipper snappers...I've been skanking and listening to Ska since before you were born!!...and we didn't have Youtube to listen to music on...we had to go out and buy records...that's right records...printed in vinyl so the'd get all scratchy and skip...and we had to buy 'em again...and we loved it...
...And we couldn't get our Doc Martens and crazy hair color at the local shopping malls...we had to buy 'em in dingy little stores...filled with dingy little people...and things were better then...
...And another thing..Grumble rant rant rant rant..Hey...I can't find my Social Distortion CD...CDs bah..If it were a record I'd have never lost it..ya couldn't just loose a record...only scratch it up...and we...LOVED IT!!


I am aware that it exists longer then me. But that doesn't keep me from skanking. I don't color my hair, and I wear retro kinda clothes, not those stupid flabby things others of my generation often wear as clothing. And I also buy my clothes in 'alternative' shops. I hope that countered your ranting on the my generation. My generation is not 'generalized', there are individuals out there, that not follow the 'new trends'.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 18:52:51


Post by: FITZZ


Scrazza wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Why you young whipper snappers...I've been skanking and listening to Ska since before you were born!!...and we didn't have Youtube to listen to music on...we had to go out and buy records...that's right records...printed in vinyl so the'd get all scratchy and skip...and we had to buy 'em again...and we loved it...
...And we couldn't get our Doc Martens and crazy hair color at the local shopping malls...we had to buy 'em in dingy little stores...filled with dingy little people...and things were better then...
...And another thing..Grumble rant rant rant rant..Hey...I can't find my Social Distortion CD...CDs bah..If it were a record I'd have never lost it..ya couldn't just loose a record...only scratch it up...and we...LOVED IT!!


I am aware that it exists longer then me. But that doesn't keep me from skanking. I don't color my hair, and I wear retro kinda clothes, not those stupid flabby things others of my generation often wear as clothing. And I also buy my clothes in 'alternative' shops. I hope that countered your ranting on the my generation. My generation is not 'generalized', there are individuals out there, that not follow the 'new trends'.


...Relax Scrazz...I was just having a bit of fun..I'm more than aware that "generalizations" concerning entire groups is BS...there are always "exceptions" in any demographic...
Geez...That's another thing about your generation...can't take a joke...


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 18:56:00


Post by: Scrazza


FITZZ wrote:
Scrazza wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Why you young whipper snappers...I've been skanking and listening to Ska since before you were born!!...and we didn't have Youtube to listen to music on...we had to go out and buy records...that's right records...printed in vinyl so the'd get all scratchy and skip...and we had to buy 'em again...and we loved it...
...And we couldn't get our Doc Martens and crazy hair color at the local shopping malls...we had to buy 'em in dingy little stores...filled with dingy little people...and things were better then...
...And another thing..Grumble rant rant rant rant..Hey...I can't find my Social Distortion CD...CDs bah..If it were a record I'd have never lost it..ya couldn't just loose a record...only scratch it up...and we...LOVED IT!!


I am aware that it exists longer then me. But that doesn't keep me from skanking. I don't color my hair, and I wear retro kinda clothes, not those stupid flabby things others of my generation often wear as clothing. And I also buy my clothes in 'alternative' shops. I hope that countered your ranting on the my generation. My generation is not 'generalized', there are individuals out there, that not follow the 'new trends'.


...Relax Scrazz...I was just having a bit of fun..I'm more than aware that "generalizations" concerning entire groups is BS...there are always "exceptions" in any demographic...
Geez...That's another thing about your generation...can't take a joke...


Oh, so we can't take a joke ey?! *draws shiv*

now, joking aside...







How old are you? @ 0046/03/23 18:57:53


Post by: VikingScott


In mind/soul: 3351

But in this incarnation: Currently 17.

World domination plans are progressing quite well.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 18:58:56


Post by: FITZZ


Scrazza wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Scrazza wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Why you young whipper snappers...I've been skanking and listening to Ska since before you were born!!...and we didn't have Youtube to listen to music on...we had to go out and buy records...that's right records...printed in vinyl so the'd get all scratchy and skip...and we had to buy 'em again...and we loved it...
...And we couldn't get our Doc Martens and crazy hair color at the local shopping malls...we had to buy 'em in dingy little stores...filled with dingy little people...and things were better then...
...And another thing..Grumble rant rant rant rant..Hey...I can't find my Social Distortion CD...CDs bah..If it were a record I'd have never lost it..ya couldn't just loose a record...only scratch it up...and we...LOVED IT!!


I am aware that it exists longer then me. But that doesn't keep me from skanking. I don't color my hair, and I wear retro kinda clothes, not those stupid flabby things others of my generation often wear as clothing. And I also buy my clothes in 'alternative' shops. I hope that countered your ranting on the my generation. My generation is not 'generalized', there are individuals out there, that not follow the 'new trends'.


...Relax Scrazz...I was just having a bit of fun..I'm more than aware that "generalizations" concerning entire groups is BS...there are always "exceptions" in any demographic...
Geez...That's another thing about your generation...can't take a joke...


Oh, so we can't take a joke ey?! *draws shiv*

now, joking aside...








See...told you so... ...
...Prone to violence too...sheesh...youngsters these days..


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:00:18


Post by: Scrazza


FITZZ wrote:
Scrazza wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Scrazza wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Why you young whipper snappers...I've been skanking and listening to Ska since before you were born!!...and we didn't have Youtube to listen to music on...we had to go out and buy records...that's right records...printed in vinyl so the'd get all scratchy and skip...and we had to buy 'em again...and we loved it...
...And we couldn't get our Doc Martens and crazy hair color at the local shopping malls...we had to buy 'em in dingy little stores...filled with dingy little people...and things were better then...
...And another thing..Grumble rant rant rant rant..Hey...I can't find my Social Distortion CD...CDs bah..If it were a record I'd have never lost it..ya couldn't just loose a record...only scratch it up...and we...LOVED IT!!


I am aware that it exists longer then me. But that doesn't keep me from skanking. I don't color my hair, and I wear retro kinda clothes, not those stupid flabby things others of my generation often wear as clothing. And I also buy my clothes in 'alternative' shops. I hope that countered your ranting on the my generation. My generation is not 'generalized', there are individuals out there, that not follow the 'new trends'.


...Relax Scrazz...I was just having a bit of fun..I'm more than aware that "generalizations" concerning entire groups is BS...there are always "exceptions" in any demographic...
Geez...That's another thing about your generation...can't take a joke...


Oh, so we can't take a joke ey?! *draws shiv*

now, joking aside...








See...told you so... ...
...Prone to violence too...sheesh...youngsters these days..


What-the -- What?! *goes into monkey rage*



How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:07:52


Post by: sillyboy


19 here

@ scrazz

You're from Antwerp ......... Noooooooooooo!


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:09:19


Post by: Scrazza


sillyboy wrote:19 here

@ scrazz

You're from Antwerp ......... Noooooooooooo!


Hoboken to be exact.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:09:58


Post by: Da Boss


I'm twenty six, but I'm a teacher, so that adds ten to my actual age.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:12:12


Post by: sillyboy


Scrazza wrote:
sillyboy wrote:19 here

@ scrazz

You're from Antwerp ......... Noooooooooooo!


Hoboken to be exact.


Next to oostende here (i live in Oudenburg)



How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:13:53


Post by: Scrazza


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sillyboy wrote:
Scrazza wrote:
sillyboy wrote:19 here

@ scrazz

You're from Antwerp ......... Noooooooooooo!


Hoboken to be exact.


Next to oostende here (i live in Oudenburg)



uuuhhh, so close to the beach, you must be at the beach all day.

As a side note, do you skank?


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:19:02


Post by: sillyboy


@ scrazz

I don't like the beach, to wet for my taste.

I don't skank, too busy looking at the fine women on the beach ,

Trust me, you don't wanna see me dance......... And when i'm drunk i sometimes 'Jump'


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:20:50


Post by: Scrazza


sillyboy wrote:@ scrazz

I don't like the beach, to wet for my taste.

I don't skank, too busy looking at the fine women on the beach ,

Trust me, you don't wanna see me dance......... And when i'm drunk i sometimes 'Jump'


you mean...like this?




ewwwwwwwwwwwww.....be ashamed.



How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:25:10


Post by: Shadowbrand


I'm 2.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:25:47


Post by: biccat


Scrazza wrote:you mean...like this?

that surprisingly looks a lot like this:



Kids these days.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:25:54


Post by: sillyboy


Scrazza wrote:
sillyboy wrote:@ scrazz

I don't like the beach, to wet for my taste.

I don't skank, too busy looking at the fine women on the beach ,

Trust me, you don't wanna see me dance......... And when i'm drunk i sometimes 'Jump'


you mean...like this?




ewwwwwwwwwwwww.....be ashamed.



I am ashamed but the beer commands me when i'm drunk......... at least it's better then hakken




But yea they're all bad



How old are you? @ 3200/03/23 19:27:27


Post by: FITZZ


Beaches??...Bah..don't get me started on beaches...why,back in my day...beaches were a place to be afraid...Jaws had just come out and everyone knew that a shark was out there just waiting to eat them...
...And polution..why,even if you weren't scared of getting eaten by a shark...you couldn't even get to the shore line because you'd step on a broken bottle or a disguarded hypodermic needle...and we liked it that way.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:27:38


Post by: Scrazza


biccat wrote:
Scrazza wrote:you mean...like this?

that surprisingly looks a lot like this:



Kids these days.


that's actually dancing. Not just stomping your feet on the ground. Have you heard the music to which you 'jump'? it'd ridiculous!


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:30:24


Post by: Cheesecat


Shadowbrand wrote:I'm 2.


You're not the original poster shadow, you're not fooling anyone here.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:30:52


Post by: sillyboy


FITZZ wrote: Beaches??...Bah..don't get me started on beaches...why,back in my day...beaches were a place to be afraid...Jaws had just come out and everyone knew that a shark was out there just waiting to eat them...
...And polution..why,even if you weren't scared of getting eaten by a shark...you couldn't even get to the shore line because you'd step on a broken bottle or a disguarded hypodermic needle...and we liked it that way.


Old folks , always going "back when i was a kid.........."






How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:32:34


Post by: biccat


Scrazza wrote:that's actually dancing. Not just stomping your feet on the ground. Have you heard the music to which you 'jump'? it'd ridiculous!

Unless we're talking about the Kris Kross or House of Pain version, no.

Also Van Halen, but I don't think anyone has ever jumped to that song.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:33:07


Post by: Scrazza


sillyboy wrote:
Scrazza wrote:
sillyboy wrote:@ scrazz

I don't like the beach, to wet for my taste.

I don't skank, too busy looking at the fine women on the beach ,

Trust me, you don't wanna see me dance......... And when i'm drunk i sometimes 'Jump'


you mean...like this?




ewwwwwwwwwwwww.....be ashamed.



I am ashamed but the beer commands me when i'm drunk......... at least it's better then hakken




But yea they're all bad



Say whaaaa--?! that's even more ridiculous.

bah, beer demands me to do awesome things, like skanking, and promissing to participate in a singing contest. Not 'jumping' or 'hakken'.

@FITZZ: we piss in our sea. does that make it polluted to you?


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:35:49


Post by: sillyboy


Scrazza wrote:Say whaaaa--?! that's even more ridiculous.

bah, beer demands me to do awesome things, like skanking, and promissing to participate in a singing contest. Not 'jumping' or 'hakken'.

@FITZZ: we piss in our sea. does that make it polluted to you?


I would love to hear you sing when i'm drunk

Another reason I don't swim in our sea


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:38:06


Post by: FITZZ


@ Silly...Sometimes Nostalgia is all we have left..

@ Scrazz...Urine?...meh...Back in my day we swam in raw sewage...and we were thankful..

@ biccat..Actually..during the Van Hallen 1984 tour...people did indeed " jump" during the song "Jump"...except me...I was to busy laughing.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:42:10


Post by: sillyboy


FITZZ wrote: @ Silly...Sometimes Nostalgia is all we have left.


There is a reason why a midlife crisis exists. Go buy a motorcycle and pick a fight for no reason, relive those golden years.
And just ignore the shame of your kids.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:45:20


Post by: Scrazza


@FITZZ and Silly: bah, piss just adds to the salty flavour of the sea. "Can I have it like that? you got it like that."



How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:46:17


Post by: Cheesecat


sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote: @ Silly...Sometimes Nostalgia is all we have left.


There is a reason why a midlife crisis exists. Go buy a motorcycle and pick a fight for no reason, relive those golden years.
And just ignore the shame of your kids.


Back in there day that would have been survival of the fittest, now they call it "domestic violence".


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:47:32


Post by: FITZZ


sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote: @ Silly...Sometimes Nostalgia is all we have left.


There is a reason why a midlife crisis exists. Go buy a motorcycle and pick a fight for no reason, relive those golden years.
And just ignore the shame of your kids.


Oddly enough I've had my eye on a Harley for a year or so now...picking a fight well be with the Missus when I pull up on it...
As for my kids...I think they're the ones trying to ignore me now...it's not easy having a Dad who still acts like he's a teenager at times.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:53:26


Post by: sillyboy


FITZZ wrote:
sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote: @ Silly...Sometimes Nostalgia is all we have left.


There is a reason why a midlife crisis exists. Go buy a motorcycle and pick a fight for no reason, relive those golden years.
And just ignore the shame of your kids.


Oddly enough I've had my eye on a Harley for a year or so now...picking a fight well be with the Missus when I pull up on it...
As for my kids...I think they're the ones trying to ignore me now...it's not easy having a Dad who still acts like he's a teenager at times.


Yea, my dad has a OOP BMW motorcycle.......what is it with middle aged guys and motorcycles

And don't worry they'll grow out of that, I'm beginning to enjoy hanging around with my dad.......going to the beach to observe.......^^....




How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:56:19


Post by: biccat


FITZZ wrote:@ biccat..Actually..during the Van Hallen 1984 tour...people did indeed " jump" during the song "Jump"...except me...I was to busy laughing.

I keep trying to remember the Van Halen version but it keeps degenerating into the Kris Kross version...

Off to youtube!


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 19:59:13


Post by: WARBOSS TZOO


halonachos wrote:Blogging is gay and I'm a republican, the exact opposite of a socialist.


Farm subsidies.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 20:17:25


Post by: FITZZ


sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote: @ Silly...Sometimes Nostalgia is all we have left.


There is a reason why a midlife crisis exists. Go buy a motorcycle and pick a fight for no reason, relive those golden years.
And just ignore the shame of your kids.


Oddly enough I've had my eye on a Harley for a year or so now...picking a fight well be with the Missus when I pull up on it...
As for my kids...I think they're the ones trying to ignore me now...it's not easy having a Dad who still acts like he's a teenager at times.


Yea, my dad has a OOP BMW motorcycle.......what is it with middle aged guys and motorcycles

And don't worry they'll grow out of that, I'm beginning to enjoy hanging around with my dad.......going to the beach to observe.......^^....




Not sure if most middle aged (wait..am I middle aged...I'll have to check a life expectancy graph...)..are into motorcycles...most seem into sports cars...but they do appeal to me...then again ...I've always loved Motorcycles and ridding,so it's natural that even in middle age (sigh)..I still would.

Not to worried about my kids,my Daughter has reached that age where everything about her parents embareases her...including the fact hat we exist at all...I assume things will remain this way until she finally moves out..
My Son...well ..he's still young enough to think I'm sort of cool most of the time...of course he's a bit of an odd one for his peer group...he hates rap,tends to not follow trends and overall sort of does his own thing.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 20:21:05


Post by: sillyboy


FITZZ wrote:of course he's a bit of an odd one for his peer group...he hates rap,tends to not follow trends and overall sort of does his own thing.


Oooooh... a younger version of me.....i shall call him 'Mini Me'.

So don't worry he'll be as awesome as me


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 20:27:52


Post by: FITZZ


sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote:of course he's a bit of an odd one for his peer group...he hates rap,tends to not follow trends and overall sort of does his own thing.


Oooooh... a younger version of me.....i shall call him 'Mini Me'.

So don't worry he'll be as awesome as me


Well now that is a relife...

Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 20:32:42


Post by: sillyboy


FITZZ wrote: Well now that is a relife...

Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.

he is like me (Don't know if that is a good thing)

How old are they? I'm curious....


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 20:35:54


Post by: FITZZ


sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Well now that is a relife...

Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.

he is like me (Don't know if that is a good thing)

How old are they? I'm curious....


My Daughter is almost 12 (though she seems to be labouring under the idea shes 20)
My Son is almost 10.



How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 20:39:02


Post by: Cheesecat


FITZZ wrote:
sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote: @ Silly...Sometimes Nostalgia is all we have left.


There is a reason why a midlife crisis exists. Go buy a motorcycle and pick a fight for no reason, relive those golden years.
And just ignore the shame of your kids.


Oddly enough I've had my eye on a Harley for a year or so now...picking a fight well be with the Missus when I pull up on it...
As for my kids...I think they're the ones trying to ignore me now...it's not easy having a Dad who still acts like he's a teenager at times.


Really, I'm not surprised about the teenager part considering a lot the younger Dakkanauts seem to like talking you, then again it might be just the "pedo" generation thing too.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 20:40:32


Post by: sillyboy


FITZZ wrote:
sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Well now that is a relife...

Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.

he is like me (Don't know if that is a good thing)

How old are they? I'm curious....


My Daughter is almost 12 (though she seems to be labouring under the idea shes 20)
My Son is almost 10.


Twelve and already a Valentine dance, WTH? My first dance/party was at age 16......


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 20:40:46


Post by: Lord_Osma


I'm 25, but I started when I was 14.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 20:41:34


Post by: Morathi's Darkest Sin


awesome tale FITZZ, I hope I can share a similar pride one day, both my boys are quite fond of my rock and metal bands. Seven and five atm.


As to my age.. well according to my post count, I'm 1800. - Well here is as good as place as any.

37 really, ouchie, no longer considered young.





How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 20:45:10


Post by: FITZZ


@ Cheescat...Well you know..I try to stay "hip and with it."...

@ Silly..Yeah,I wasn't exactly thrilled about the idea of my "little girl" going to a dance.
But...I'm progresive...(to an extent)..and Figured since the event was well chaporoned and taking place at school...I'd let her go...plus I knew her Brother was going to be there as well..and...I really do try not to "Bubble wrap" my kids.

@ MDS..

I really belive part of my Sons love of rock and roll is that he's been listening to me belt out tunes since he was born,even when he was a baby he'd sit and listen to me play the guitar and bang his little head...


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 20:48:22


Post by: Chibi Bodge-Battle


As one gets older it's not so much as trying to stay hip, as trying to keep one's hips.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 20:52:00


Post by: sillyboy


Pfff smacking also works, my dad did it old school Plus i like pushing the pockets on bubble wrap Its almost an addiction.

And since when is being a pedo equals staying cool and hip.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 20:53:09


Post by: FITZZ


Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:As one gets older it's not so much as trying to stay hip, as trying to keep one's hips.


...Is that ever true...
I wake some mornings so sore and stiff that I wonder just what the hell I've done to get into such a state...then it dawns on me that...it's not that I've done anything different...it's just that the machinery is starting to wear out.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
sillyboy wrote:Pfff smacking also works, my dad did it old school Plus i like pushing the pockets on bubble wrap Its almost an addiction.

And since when is being a pedo equals staying cool and hip.


The "pedo" referance comes from the OPs original poll...just a joke.

I do tend to be strict with my kids at times...there are difinate rules they have to follow...and I have spanked them both on occasion...but...I also see my job as a parent as more than "protecting and disciplining" my kids...I also see a need to prepare them for life outside of the nest,so I don't try to prevent them from encoutering bumps and bruises along the way...I think kids need to learn that life holds hardships and that not everything is going to go the way they expect it to.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 21:09:52


Post by: Elmodiddly


I must admit the paedo and creep reference has pissed me off somewhat.
If I could be arsed I'd report the OP as the tosser that he deserves, but I can't be arsed. Too much to do, I've got my rain mac to iron for tomorrows school run.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 21:10:28


Post by: sillyboy


FITZZ wrote: I do tend to be strict with my kids at times...there are difinate rules they have to follow...and I have spanked them both on occasion...but...I also see my job as a parent as more than "protecting and disciplining" my kids...I also see a need to prepare them for life outside of the nest,so I don't try to prevent them from encoutering bumps and bruises along the way...I think kids need to learn that life holds hardships and that not everything is going to go the way they expect it to.


Someone has been reading parental books ,Just kidding. You're completly right, how else can you learn that hangovers are bad.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 21:14:18


Post by: FITZZ


Elmodiddly wrote:I must admit the paedo and creep reference has pissed me off somewhat.
If I could be arsed I'd report the OP as the tosser that he deserves, but I can't be arsed. Too much to do, I've got my rain mac to iron for tomorrows school run.


...And Gummy bears to purchase too.

Joking aside,I agree ..the Pedo/Creep reference was ridiculous ...which is why...with a bit of help from Cheesecat..I attempted to make a fething mockery of it.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 21:22:47


Post by: Cheesecat


FITZZ wrote:
Elmodiddly wrote:I must admit the paedo and creep reference has pissed me off somewhat.
If I could be arsed I'd report the OP as the tosser that he deserves, but I can't be arsed. Too much to do, I've got my rain mac to iron for tomorrows school run.


...And Gummy bears to purchase too.

Joking aside,I agree ..the Pedo/Creep reference was ridiculous ...which is why...with a bit of help from Cheesecat..I attempted to make a fething mockery of it.


Oh come on, truly you can't deny this isn't world domination material.



How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 21:29:00


Post by: Scrazza


FITZZ wrote:
sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote:of course he's a bit of an odd one for his peer group...he hates rap,tends to not follow trends and overall sort of does his own thing.


Oooooh... a younger version of me.....i shall call him 'Mini Me'.

So don't worry he'll be as awesome as me


Well now that is a relife...

Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.


FITZZ, your son is epic.



How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 21:30:57


Post by: FITZZ


Scrazza wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote:of course he's a bit of an odd one for his peer group...he hates rap,tends to not follow trends and overall sort of does his own thing.


Oooooh... a younger version of me.....i shall call him 'Mini Me'.

So don't worry he'll be as awesome as me


Well now that is a relife...

Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.


FITZZ, your son is epic.



Yeah..we're thinking about keeping him..
...Thanks Scrazz.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 21:31:41


Post by: biccat


FITZZ wrote:Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.

The proper thing to yell out in this situation is "FREEBIRD".


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 21:35:37


Post by: Chibi Bodge-Battle


Ah Whiskey Mac always finished off with Freebird on
Rock nght in the Beer Cellar, New Street, Birmingham, back in the day...*whistful sigh*


How old are you? @ 2011/03/23 21:52:01


Post by: FITZZ


biccat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.

The proper thing to yell out in this situation is "FREEBIRD".


Ahh...but there in lies the dig,the little bugger didn't conform to any predisposed norm...He didn't yell for Freebird (which would have been funny as well) and he didn't yell for ...well whatever the other kids were yelling for....he yelled for what he wanted...and everyone else at the dances opinions be damned.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 00:56:44


Post by: rubiksnoob


biccat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.

The proper thing to yell out in this situation is "FREEBIRD".






This has got to be one of the best stories I've heard on dakka.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 03:45:00


Post by: Mike Noble


FITZZ wrote:Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.





How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 03:53:00


Post by: DickBandit


Why don't you have the "Being a dumb private" option in the 20+ bracket?

Love the world domination committee-thing. Sadly that committee was disbanded due to lack of funding. Senator Mommy and Speaker of the House Daddy cut their budget.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 03:54:31


Post by: Chibi Bodge-Battle


Full of win
Pickard looks as though he has finally had relief from his constipation, and I can fully empathise with that photograph.

I won't go on about my piles as well, you will be pleased to hear.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 03:55:18


Post by: Amaya


23.

And apparently I don't look it.

wtb job that lets me grow mah beard


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 03:59:51


Post by: halonachos


I remember discovering my dad's CD's. Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Guns and Roses... compared to the music my mom listened to it was better athough the Temptations are a good band, and the Commodores, and Garth Brooks, and 70's stuff. My grandpa reminds me of the days he had to walk up both sides of a hill on the way to school at six in the morning while it was snowing and the temperature was 100 degrees.

My grandpa also blew up his dad's car back in the day.

I just love the fact that silly and scrazza are talking about skanking, totally different meanings which allows it to be fething hilarious.



How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 04:05:53


Post by: Chibi Bodge-Battle


Yeah
did loads of skanking myself in the early eighties.
Great fun


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 05:41:23


Post by: sillyboy


halonachos wrote:I just love the fact that silly and scrazza are talking about skanking, totally different meanings which allows it to be fething hilarious.


You dare to mock us. -shakes fist- (But yes the different meanings make it awesome, even more that not everyone understands english and so keep calling eachother skankers and feel kewl about it..)


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 05:45:40


Post by: Movac


24-US, and I vote for any party that enhances my trustfund !


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 08:24:25


Post by: Karon


Haven't we all realized this new Samus-Aran is simply a troll? Check his posting history.



How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 08:30:45


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


25 and severely drunk!@


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 15:26:35


Post by: Scrazza


sillyboy wrote:
halonachos wrote:I just love the fact that silly and scrazza are talking about skanking, totally different meanings which allows it to be fething hilarious.


You dare to mock us. -shakes fist- (But yes the different meanings make it awesome, even more that not everyone understands english and so keep calling eachother skankers and feel kewl about it..)


But, skanking IS kewl.



How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 17:26:53


Post by: sillyboy


Scrazza wrote:
sillyboy wrote:
halonachos wrote:I just love the fact that silly and scrazza are talking about skanking, totally different meanings which allows it to be fething hilarious.


You dare to mock us. -shakes fist- (But yes the different meanings make it awesome, even more that not everyone understands english and so keep calling eachother skankers and feel kewl about it..)


But, skanking IS kewl.



sure, I believe you (No I don't, Muhahahaha.)

Oh and went to a seminar of safety-managment today and one of the guestspeakers came from Hoboken it was some kind of recycling firm.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 17:38:16


Post by: Scrazza


sillyboy wrote:
Scrazza wrote:
sillyboy wrote:
halonachos wrote:I just love the fact that silly and scrazza are talking about skanking, totally different meanings which allows it to be fething hilarious.


You dare to mock us. -shakes fist- (But yes the different meanings make it awesome, even more that not everyone understands english and so keep calling eachother skankers and feel kewl about it..)


But, skanking IS kewl.



sure, I believe you (No I don't, Muhahahaha.)

Oh and went to a seminar of safety-managment today and one of the guestspeakers came from Hoboken it was some kind of recycling firm.


You'd better believe me. Or I'll skank you.

Hoboken just has a good collection of awesome, yet usseless people.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 19:13:37


Post by: Cheesecat


Mike Noble wrote:
FITZZ wrote:Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.





Agreed, Motor-head is awesome.

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How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 19:25:08


Post by: Beer_&_Bolters


Old enough to know better, young enough to still do it.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 19:40:53


Post by: warpcrafter


I'm 45, have been playing GW games of one type or another for 20 years and I seriously object to the pedo generalization. If the girl hasn't made her own way in the world for long enough to pay for her own big fake boobies, I'm not interested. By the way, if you're not moshing, you should just sit the hell down.




How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 19:55:34


Post by: Cheesecat


warpcrafter wrote:I'm 45, have been playing GW games of one type or another for 20 years and I seriously object to the pedo generalization. If the girl hasn't made her own way in the world for long enough to pay for her own big fake boobies, I'm not interested. By the way, if you're not moshing, you should just sit the hell down.




I'm usually not a big fan of fake tits.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 19:56:38


Post by: Scrazza


warpcrafter wrote: By the way, if you're not moshing, you should just sit the hell down.





Ehhh, I just can't skank to that song.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 19:57:59


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Cheesecat wrote:
warpcrafter wrote:I'm 45, have been playing GW games of one type or another for 20 years and I seriously object to the pedo generalization. If the girl hasn't made her own way in the world for long enough to pay for her own big fake boobies, I'm not interested. By the way, if you're not moshing, you should just sit the hell down.




I'm usually not a big fan of fake tits.


I'm not usually a big fan myself but...
Spoiler:




How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 20:50:21


Post by: Dark Apostle 666


Now that is a big fan... but I've seen bigger!


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 20:52:04


Post by: Lord_Osma


Beer_&_Bolters wrote:Old enough to know better, young enough to still do it.


Great answer


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 21:30:55


Post by: Frazzled


FITZZ wrote:
sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Well now that is a relife...

Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.

he is like me (Don't know if that is a good thing)

How old are they? I'm curious....


My Daughter is almost 12 (though she seems to be labouring under the idea shes 20)
My Son is almost 10.



GC is of similar age. She Who Must Be Obeyed observed one of the boy scouts was smitten with her when they were doing some volunteer work. Time to take him shooting. I should warn him, I tend to have accidents with the shotgun...


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 21:42:42


Post by: FITZZ


Frazzled wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Well now that is a relife...

Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.

he is like me (Don't know if that is a good thing)

How old are they? I'm curious....


My Daughter is almost 12 (though she seems to be labouring under the idea shes 20)
My Son is almost 10.



GC is of similar age. She Who Must Be Obeyed observed one of the boy scouts was smitten with her when they were doing some volunteer work. Time to take him shooting. I should warn him, I tend to have accidents with the shotgun...


...I hear you Frazz, I try to remain calm and rational...but..every time I see a little boy get within ten feet of my Daughter...I am overcome with the urge to punt them across the parking lot...I realize she's growing up...and I know there's going to be "boyfriends"...but...I'll be greeting each young man while I'm cleaning my guns..


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 21:48:04


Post by: Scrazza


FITZZ wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Well now that is a relife...

Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.

he is like me (Don't know if that is a good thing)

How old are they? I'm curious....


My Daughter is almost 12 (though she seems to be labouring under the idea shes 20)
My Son is almost 10.



GC is of similar age. She Who Must Be Obeyed observed one of the boy scouts was smitten with her when they were doing some volunteer work. Time to take him shooting. I should warn him, I tend to have accidents with the shotgun...


...I hear you Frazz, I try to remain calm and rational...but..every time I see a little boy get within ten feet of my Daughter...I am overcome with the urge to punt them across the parking lot...I realize she's growing up...and I know there's going to be "boyfriends"...but...I'll be greeting each young man while I'm cleaning my guns..


And what if the possible 'boyfriend' is a fervent COD player, and takes serious interest on your ellaborated collection of guns?


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 21:49:39


Post by: Corpsesarefun


FITZZ wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Well now that is a relife...

Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.

he is like me (Don't know if that is a good thing)

How old are they? I'm curious....


My Daughter is almost 12 (though she seems to be labouring under the idea shes 20)
My Son is almost 10.



GC is of similar age. She Who Must Be Obeyed observed one of the boy scouts was smitten with her when they were doing some volunteer work. Time to take him shooting. I should warn him, I tend to have accidents with the shotgun...


...I hear you Frazz, I try to remain calm and rational...but..every time I see a little boy get within ten feet of my Daughter...I am overcome with the urge to punt them across the parking lot...I realize she's growing up...and I know there's going to be "boyfriends"...but...I'll be greeting each young man while I'm cleaning my guns..


come now fitzz, remember what it is like to be the bloke rumbled by the girl you are atop of's father coming come from work early?


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 21:59:01


Post by: chromedog


Old enough to know better.
Young enough not to care.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 22:02:50


Post by: FITZZ


@ Corpses...

Indeed I do...which is why I'm worried...I was one of those young boys that most Fathers wanted to shoot...and I have a disturbing feeling that Karma...or cosmic justice...or what have you...is going to bite me right in the butt.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/24 23:57:38


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


FITZZ wrote: @ Corpses...

Indeed I do...which is why I'm worried...I was one of those young boys that most Fathers wanted to shoot...and I have a disturbing feeling that Karma...or cosmic justice...or what have you...is going to bite me right in the butt.


Wait, how long til she's legal?













Most def j/k


How old are you? @ 2011/03/25 00:09:32


Post by: FITZZ


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
FITZZ wrote: @ Corpses...

Indeed I do...which is why I'm worried...I was one of those young boys that most Fathers wanted to shoot...and I have a disturbing feeling that Karma...or cosmic justice...or what have you...is going to bite me right in the butt.


Wait, how long til she's legal?













Most def j/k


...Cannerus...as much as I like you...and as much as I find myself in agreement with you on many views...

Not no...but ...hell no.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/25 03:10:47


Post by: halonachos


Then I shall.... avoid that situation by sticking to girls in my age group.

I'm usually cleaning my guns whenever a girl comes over and they leave right away. I'm still waiting for Mrs. 'pulls out a deagle' in that situation. Either that or a woman who can fire a mosin-nagant 15 rounds in a row without crying.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/25 03:19:02


Post by: Slarg232


FITZZ wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Well now that is a relife...

Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.

he is like me (Don't know if that is a good thing)

How old are they? I'm curious....


My Daughter is almost 12 (though she seems to be labouring under the idea shes 20)
My Son is almost 10.



GC is of similar age. She Who Must Be Obeyed observed one of the boy scouts was smitten with her when they were doing some volunteer work. Time to take him shooting. I should warn him, I tend to have accidents with the shotgun...


...I hear you Frazz, I try to remain calm and rational...but..every time I see a little boy get within ten feet of my Daughter...I am overcome with the urge to punt them across the parking lot...I realize she's growing up...and I know there's going to be "boyfriends"...but...I'll be greeting each young man while I'm cleaning my guns..









I hope I have girls for two reasons:

1) I get to torture the boyfriends

2) Girls usually get along great with their fathers.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/25 03:43:40


Post by: samusaran253


Chowderhead wrote:I'm 15. So, there's that.

And you two are... Cheese, you are 16, and Samus, you are between 20 and 25, no?

18


How old are you? @ 2011/03/25 03:45:30


Post by: halonachos


OMG SAMUS! IF YOU AND MASTERCHIEF HAD BABIES THEY WOULD BE THE CUTEST BABIES EVER!


How old are you? @ 2011/03/25 03:48:08


Post by: Cheesecat


Slarg232 wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
sillyboy wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Well now that is a relife...

Funny story...at least I thought it was..After a recent School Valentines dance my Daughter walked in in a huff being excesively dramatic about how embaressed she was by her Brother,after sitting them both down to figure out what the "disaster" was...I learned that at the dance ,when the DJ asked all the kids what song they wanted him to play..my Son shouted,over all the other kids yelling for various Lady GaGa and Rap songs,..." MOTORHEAD!!!"
...I actually teared up a bit.

he is like me (Don't know if that is a good thing)

How old are they? I'm curious....


My Daughter is almost 12 (though she seems to be labouring under the idea shes 20)
My Son is almost 10.



GC is of similar age. She Who Must Be Obeyed observed one of the boy scouts was smitten with her when they were doing some volunteer work. Time to take him shooting. I should warn him, I tend to have accidents with the shotgun...


...I hear you Frazz, I try to remain calm and rational...but..every time I see a little boy get within ten feet of my Daughter...I am overcome with the urge to punt them across the parking lot...I realize she's growing up...and I know there's going to be "boyfriends"...but...I'll be greeting each young man while I'm cleaning my guns..









I hope I have girls for two reasons:

1) I get to torture the boyfriends

2) Girls usually get along great with their fathers.


Where's the rest of that pumpkin episode? You left it at suspenseful part and now I want to see the rest of it.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/25 03:51:06


Post by: FITZZ


@ Slarg...

Part 1...yeah that's a plus...
Part 2..Girls get along with their Fathers so long as Daddy's princess is getting what she want's....trust me...tell them you don't want them to wear a certian sort of clothes...or tell them they can't go see a particular movie...or any of a hundred other things and watch how fast Daddy's little princess turns on you..


How old are you? @ 2011/03/25 03:54:08


Post by: darkkt


In my day, we didnt have fancy voting on forums. (Nearly 36)


How old are you? @ 2011/03/25 03:57:23


Post by: samusaran253


Cheesecat wrote:

lol


How old are you? @ 2011/03/25 03:58:49


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Stephanie leads downhill very quickly, lol


How old are you? @ 2011/03/25 03:59:21


Post by: Slarg232


Cheesecat wrote:

Where's the rest of that pumpkin episode? You left it at suspenseful part and now I want to see the rest of it.


It's Castle Season 2 Episode 6: Vampire Weekend

FITZZ wrote: @ Slarg...

Part 1...yeah that's a plus...
Part 2..Girls get along with their Fathers so long as Daddy's princess is getting what she want's....trust me...tell them you don't want them to wear a certian sort of clothes...or tell them they can't go see a particular movie...or any of a hundred other things and watch how fast Daddy's little princess turns on you..


That's why you have to be stealthy about it: Burn the cloths when they aren't looking and then say you "misplaced" them in the laundry. As for the movie, it depends on which one.


How old are you? @ 2011/03/25 03:59:26


Post by: FITZZ


darkkt wrote:In my day, we didnt have fancy voting on forums. (Nearly 36)


What do ya mean...in MY day the closest we had to Home computers was a light bright and a speak and spell...maybe watching old re-runs of Star Trek...and we liked it that way....
If we had a problem with someone...we punched 'em in the nose...none of that "blocked user" stuff for us...and it was great...we loved it.