I enjoy the free limo ride to your hill, then I singlehandedly retake it.


My hill.

From my top secret millitary installation, miles below the hill's crust, i detect an intruder on My Hill.

An intruder? You must be delusional. I'm the only person on

My hill.

But not for long. Swarms of Pumpkin Bomb Drones soon drive you off of My Hill.

I roll in some anti-aircraft artillery and make short work of your pumpkin swarms on


My hill.

Good. You completly missed the stealth pumpkins on the ground. Distraction tactics rule on My Hill.

I merely deploy thr sea legions squid chef brigade to make some pumpkin pie and some spiced pumpkin lattes...

All for Sale.
On my hill.

Pumpkin pie and some spiced pumpkin lattes aren't exactly what I'd serve with a deep fried seafood buffet, but hey, waste not-want not on

My hill.

The pumpkin spices come back to haunt you on My Hill.

I keep selling my lattes and flood the hill with white girls and and pie eating contests...

Things are pretty strange on ... My hill.

The pumpkin Spice Girls are a big hit on My Hill.

All the girls say, I'm pretty fly for a white guy on

My hill.

But only I bring the pumpkin lattes to the yard .

On my hill

I pour out a latte for me, and one for the homies on


My hill.

Respect....on

My hill.

Yes! Respect... ME! On...

My Hill!

Word to your mother...now get off of

My hill.

I know you will
Get off of My Hill.

I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind on

My hill.

My trap queen drives you from



My hill.

Your Trap Queen falls for my low-rider Warboar and is now kicking it 24/7 on

My hill.

I wrap My Hill.

I rick roll you off my hill

...

I'm never gonna give you up.
But on my hill..

The funky ghost of Rick James...the only 'Rick' in music...and a very kinky girl, the kind you don't take home to mother, helps exorcise all this Rick Rolling from

My hill. Which I'll gladly share with superfreaks, superfreaks...they're superfreaky, yeow.

Rick Springfield rocks you off of My Hill.

Rick Springfield can't handle

My hill...when I get there she's got incense, wine and candles. It's such a freaky scene.

Get yo funky self down off of


My hill.

Play that funky music on My Hill.

I will play that funky music, because she likes the boys in the band and I'm her all time favorite on

My hill.

Nah. She's just a back up mama on


My hill.

No she isn't! She's the kind of girl you read about In new-wave magazines on

My hill.

I toss your magazines in the bin. There will be no news, fake or other, on

My Hill.

Excluding this:https://regimental-standard.com

No magazines!? Then what will she read? I mean, she's all right, she's all right, that girl's all right with me on

My hill...yeah, heh, yeah!

She's a Beauty on My Hill.

She's fierce on my hill.

Ember is fiercer on

My Hill.

Yeah, but she's the kind of girl you want to know, from her head down to her toenails on

My hill.

Katy Perry is like a firework...

On my hill

How did all these crackers wind up on My Hill?

Don't ask me, there aren't any crazy peeps on

My Hill...

Who needs crazy people when I've got super freaks, super freaks, the girl's a super freak on

My hill.

She's mighty mighty, lettin' it all hang out on


My hill.

She's the one that I want on My Hill.

But... kittehs? No kittehs? How bouts... kittehs on
My Hill! Yays!

Call out the dogs on My Hill.

Who let the dogs out...on

My hill.

WOOOF! WOOF! BORK! BORK! GRRR! BORK! BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK!
whine...

My Hill

Hey, hey...

This is my hill because...

Poke face, so gaga and get off my hill!
(paid entry to concert, please pay the squid to your left. Only 200 dollers, and free side of roast ork, and a glowing *not* radio active beer we found in a random trukk)

Hey!
HEY!
You!
YOU!
Get offa My Hill!

I'm smashing pumpkins on


My hill.

Hey.. What you gonna do when they come for bad boys bad boys

Because you thunderstruck off my hill because you fought the law and the law won!

My hill yo
Triple song refrence!

You got me ringing Hells Bells on

My hill.

If you want blood you got it on


My hill.

Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back, no more, no more, no more, no more because I'm Back in Black on

My hill.

Hang my head
Drown my fear
Til you all just disappear


On my hill.

You've got to fight, for your right, to p-a-a-a-a-r-t-y on

My hill.

Evil minds that plot destruction,
Sorcerers of death construction.....
On My Hill.

You called?

My hill.

Gunter glieben glauchen globen...Alright, I got somethin' to say, yeah, it's better to burn out, then fade away on

My hill.

There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye
On My My Hill.

Auch das schöne mus sterben

On my hill.

Except for Scarlett Johansson on

My hill.

Well, yeah. Obviously not her.

On my hill.

Good answer! You can hang with Scarlett and me on...nah, get off of

My hill.

Great. Crabgrass remover works on orks too, on My Hill.

I guess it's up to me to rescue Scarlett from the clutches of the scary, leering pumpkin on


My hill.

James squid has already rescued the girl, saved the hill and won a game of poker against a man with a white cat.

On... My hill.

The names squid. James squid. SI6

Actually, the name is Waaagh. BigWaaagh. License to batter dip and deep fry squid on

My hill...Scarlett likes seafood!

Only with pumpkins. On My Hill.

It's Memorial Day weekend, ain't nobody got time for no Jack-o-Lanterns on

My hill.

I erect a memorial to your butchered hordes on


My hill.

After a long absence I return from my long journey and stop to take a rest on

My Hill

A bar squid on the hill hands you a ice cold beer, and a steak n chip platter.

Sea squid rest stop... On
My hill.
Please enjoy your stay. Coral rent a car is to your right and puffer alirlines has a inquiries shell set up for booking flights to one of 12 50% 5 star underwater resorts.

You're all wet! But things are dry and sunny on

My hill. Someone please pass the lemons and tartar sauce...

It's always sunny on My Hill.

Its always burning hot (like me) on

My Hill.

Too hot, hot damn, called a police and a fireman...as Bruno Mars would say on

My hill...land of the Uptown Funk!

This hill needs to chill.

Here. Take this "cigarette" , get thr bob Marley on the record player and some take put pizza ..

Alls chill man. On my hill.

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy on

My hill.

Don't worry. I shot the deputy on

My Hill

A lone cowhand went ridin' out one dark and windy day on My Hill.

Cows don't have hands, only hoofs on

My hill.

I use my human hands to pimp slap you off of

My Hill

Human hands pimp slapping an Orc? I must laugh on

My hill.

Laugh until you cry on My Hill.

I hand round some toasted marshmallows, a bottle of whiskey and some "pipe weed" hobbit style.

Chill on... My hill!

The Hill is high.

Which makes it easy to retake


My hill.

Sadly you are deathly afraid of heights on

My Hill

I'm afraid the hill is mine...

Here have some pipe weed fresh from the hobbit store and chill on my hill.

You can even get snacks, muchies and pizza from the chef squid in 3 clams restaurant, grill, bar and forgeworld discount outlet with 25% off all purchases on...

MY HILL

Here we only drink blood and eat the chefs on

My hill

I like your attitude, soldier. You may stand guard on


My hill.

Which is only an earthy nub next to

My hill.

But now I open up a casino on a nearby hill.

And shiny new hill with a ghostly rockband show nightl

My hill, free drinks between 5-6pm if you wear a squid hat!

Nobody needs free drinks that bad...especially when the bar is open 24/7 on

My hill.

Three drink minimum on My Hill.

After which, I feel just right on

My hill.

Watch the girls with the big pumpkins on My Hill.

Once you go Ork, you never go...bork...on

My hill.

You know we have a 24/7 mermaid bar... Drinks are cheap, and we have free solid gold 2m high squid hats for everyone.

Join the party at thr 5 clams casino and bar.
First person gets 5 free spins on the roulette wheel

On.. My hill!

Squid-free environment on My Hill.

Squid AND pumpkin free environment on

My Hill

In the immortal words of Fats Domino, "I found my thrill, on Blueberry Hill"...also known as

My hill.

I replace all blueberries with pumpkins on My Hill.

I replace all the pumpkins and plant some sea cucumbers, build a shell shack and open a mermaid bikini buffet and pop up bar.

Pumpkin spiced and blueberry lattes are now on a buy one get thr other free offer..

My hill.

I fall to Chaos and sacrifice some random bystsnders on the Hill, which is soon covered in demons and dead trees.

My Hill

I am forced to take drastic measures on My Hill.

I am forced to take a break on

Snurl's Hill

I will break you on

My Hill

I help the kittens break things on My Hill.

My attack kittens attack and conquer

My Hill.

My loyal squid place a bunches of boxes and tuna below the hill and watch's as the kittens all run off ... My hill

Squid, tuna, kittens...
An orbital bombardment will quickly sort that out on


My hill.

How dare you try to command kittens on

My Hill

Sit!

My Hill
.

Kittens pummel you with pumpkins on My Hill.

Thank you for your help Snurl. It'll help me cement my hold on

My Hill

My Hill is a safe haven for all cats.

A safe haven for cats , nonsense! Release the Squig herd...it's kitty buffet on

My hill.

Agh... Your message gets mistaken and release a squid herd who take over quickly...

My hill for me!


Kittens are allowed.

No kittens, no squid, no Santa Claus, no Easter Bunny, and No Uncle Mikey!



On my hill.

But one Ember, lord of fire, on

My Hill.

I'll borrow that Ember to start moat of promethium aflame around

My hill.

I'll swipe that ember to make my pumpkin glow on My Hill.

There's too many people on this hill. Let me go settle down on another one

My Hill

All your hills belong to me!!!
You may remain as my obedient subjects.
* Looks distrutfully at Big Waaagh*


My hill country.

Down with the tyrants! Viva la revolucion on

My Hill

There's nothing but the dead and the dying back on My little Hill.

Until with help of evil floating toupee and take over the hill next door, and put up a sign declaring it

My Hill.

Also now serving offers to buy your own share in a future clam shell tower condo scheme.

YAY! TRUMP DROWNED ON

jhe90's HILL!

I break out the flamethrowers on my Hill.

This world shall be cleansed with fire

Clamshell apartments contain alot of water and don t burn well.

seems like the discount apartments. Now 50% off your admin and yearly annual service charge for 5 years are still up for grabs.

(hope no one checks the small print about 500% increase after 1 year and 2000% early exit charge)

Alls good n cheap apartments on my hill.

I bulldoze your ramshackle tenements and build luxury high rises. No more slum lords on


My hill.

I undermine your highrise towers and topple them like dominoes.
Then I fortify the rubble and prepare for a seige on My Hill.

I pound your seige lines with a unexpected weapon of a 800mm Dora railway gun that hammers a massive a hole in your rubnle defences and leaves your hill open for retaking.

My hill. I now start building clamshell fprtifcations on the hill and emplace my railway gun shelling other hills so mine os the only one.

Man, I go away for a leisurely 4 day weekend getaway with the mother of my snotling and things get out of hand on

My hill. Clam shell defenses!? The only clam shells around here contain NOS minis!

While you tend to your blisters, i re-take My Hill.

I got a big blister for you, pumpkin boy, on

My hill!

While you all have blisters I distract you with a foot care centre and re take the hill as you get seen to.

My hill.

Well, that was kind of you.


Now get offa my hill.

I aim a Deathstrike missile at you. Would you care to leave

My Hill

Alright jhe, I'm a sucker for a little pedicure pampering action...you can chill on

My hill. None of that seafood nonsense, though...unless we're talking about the little fish that nibble off the dead skin on one's feet during said pedicure.

Alright tenderfoot. Get off of


My hill.

A giant boot stomps you off of My Hill.

The only giant boot around here belongs to me and my pedicured, delightful footsies, and they kick everybody off of

My hill.

I give you toe fungus on

My Hill

I'm an Orc, fungus is my thing...now get off of

My hill.

Sea that sign i just had built made of admantium laced coral and golden singing robotic mermaids...

Yeah. It's my hill.

Free foot spa, but I'm afraid that's below the hill.
They will sort out your fungus and make your nails shiny though.

I shell out a lot of clams to get back on My Hill.

You realize we use grenades as currency here right?

My Hill

I throw back bigger grenades from My Hill.

We deal in lead, friend.


On my hill.

See that 8 armed gunfighter squid who has a squint, a cigar called the squid with no name and a poncho...

Yeah.. Now get off my hill.
*plays erey western music and a cart pulled by sea horses rides by*

On ... My hill.

Looks like we're eating calamari tonight on

My Hill

The squid with no name squints before sweeping poncho aside and drives away your forces and charges you for the coffins to bury them.

My hill.
Only 5$ a body though. We even provide sea flowers and sea horse drawn herse.

My friend Cthulhu sends the squid packing away from My Hill.

I drive Cthulhu mad with terror and send it screaming from


My hill.

C-bag can hang with me on

My hill.

Godzilla uses his atomic fire breath to cleanse My Hill.

Mega shark lumbers onto land and fights Godzilla for the rights to claim my hill for the glorious sea legions.

Megashark loses quickly and his bones decorate My Hill.

I think you mean those bones decorate

My hill.

Orks ain't made fir finkin. Dey iz made fir fightin (and losing) on


My hill.

But only as a distraction while plague zombies overrun My Hill.

Which make funny squishy sounds when stomped upon good and proper by my well pedicured feet...ensconced in heavily armoured and spiky footwear, of course...on

My hill.

You didn't think I was gone forever did you? My Hellblasters promptly melt your fancy footwear into molten slag, and you flee in terror from

My Hill

I throw firecrackers into your ammo dump and watch you run away from My Hill.

Firecracker Shrimp will be just one of the seafood appetizers served from food trucks on

My hill. Nom, nom...

The cuisine from your food trucks, predictably, makes everyone violently ill.
As your hordes are stricken with projectile vomitting and explosive diarrhea, I easily retake, and subsequently sterilize,


My hill.

Ha! I haven't vomited in years, and I'm not going to start now!!!!

MY HILL!!!!!!!

I open up a cuddle facility commanded by a cuddle boss with a hug claw and a group of clorks who run armour hutting people in a strange way for orks...

While your distratcted by this sureal scene I retake the hill.

While you are busy with that, I retake My Hill.

While you are busy retaking YOUR Hill, I retake

MY Hill.

While everyone wastes their time on their hills, I throw a "My wife is away on vacation for 4 days with her sisters" party, which puts the toga party in 'Animal House' to shame on

My hill.

Screw fighting over a hill, I'm gonna go party with the Orks!

Waaagh's Hill

Aye... Your hill for now long as the ale flows freely and the feasts runith put never!

Ale is HERESY!

Let me have some!

The Ork's Hill.

If you can't beat 'em.....

My squid legions don bras on heads like a famous 80-90's movie, get drunk as lords and do the macirania.

Ok i had a few...

I told you it was a kick ass party on

My hill.

I break out the good stuff on the hill.

And the bad stuff, because no-one gets left out on

BigWaagh's Hill.


I think we've found a winner...

Rises from throne of empty Kegs at top of hill, adorned in toga and oversized sunglasses, looks out upon party of the century and declares, "My work here is dun!"

I mount up on Chowder, my Warboar, and bellow "Waaaaaaaaaaaaagh" while I ride off into the horizon as the sounds of AC/DC's "Hell's Bells" fade into the background...they, btw, are the house band on

My(former)hill.

My sea legions manage to stumble and get tied up in many legs, and wander over to raid the local aspirin shop.

As the sun rises vast kegs and mountains of ale, whiskey and such stack high on the edges.

Now that was a hill party...

Whoevers hill has not got a hangover like they got trod on by a warhound titan

That would be me.

My hill.

Be good enough to clean up this mess as you leave.

Unfortunately for you, I had some aspirin of my own in my pocket, so I quickly recover and then whack you over the head with a hammer. I then dump your lifeless body in the nearest drainage ditch.

My Hill

I re-animate his lifeless body and send it after you on My Hill.

No need. He attacked my head; my least vulnerable spot (besides my heart.)
I round up all of the annoying feral kittens on the hill and deposit them at the local animal control facility for summary execution.
I then fire Snurl out of my pumpkin cannon and strike an epic pose atop


My hill.

You dare touch my feral kitten legions Chaos Legionnaire? I break free from the animal control facility and I toss you in an arena with a bunch of Burna Boyz and watch you do the Burny dance on

My HIll

Curses! Foiled again on

Your hill.

No kittens will be mistreated on this hill.

Now now...

I kittens hurt. Such things will not happen under the sea legion, evil toupe alliance rule of the hill.

My hill.

Do not be alarmed, citizens.
None shall be harmed so long as they acquiesce to my might (and keep their pet populations in check) for I am compassionate and merciful on


My hill.

I use pumpkin balls to blast you off of My Hill.

I spray your hill with agent orange and cause all your pumpkin homes to wilt and die before receting sone far more sturdy clamshell based constructions as part of my vegan nut and avacado store complex.

My hill..
with ripe avacqrdo's and organic vegan nut boxes for only 200$ per 50 gram bag!

The DEA finds out you are selling grams and hauls you off of My Hill.

While the DEA hauls Jhe off of the Hill, I sneak onto it in during the night, and using my Blood Raven powers of utter sneakiness, run off with the entire hill

My Hill

I reassimilate your Blood Ravens back into the Thousand Sons legion and bolster my forces on


My hill.

I remember I collect space wolves and unleash prosparo 2 on your hill and reclaim ot for the Glory of Russ.

My hill.

Rotten pumpkins explode all over the hill, bathing all in the glory of Nurgle, on My Hil.

I clean the hill off with some blessed bleach from a shrine and start to turn my hill into a nice place again.

My hill.

I airdrop ammonia all over your bleach and listen as you gag away from My Hill.

But before you return, I swiftly plant my flag.

You got ninja'd on My Hill

I swiftyl dig under you dropping you into a lava pit and then reclaim the hill.

Diggy diggy dwarf!

My hill.

I have returned.

I chuck a couple of Willy Petes down into your tunnels and laugh as I reclaim



My hill.

Thanks for the relaxing hot tub.
I climb out and retake

My Hill.

I put piranhas in your tub on My Hill.

I turn the jets on the hot tub up to eleven and create a piranhanado on


My hill.

The piranhanado deposits the piranhas on a passing airliner. We now have piranhas on a plane on

My Hill

The dwarves dig away at base of hill till it hollow and then tap with a tea spoon in right spot causing it to fall flat like a pancake as I raise my flag on a tall, strong hill.

My hill.
Yours is now but a plain.

I see through your terrible grammar and retake

My Hill

I fish-slap everyone else off of My Hill.

I have Ichthyophobia. I will leave you on

Your Hill.

I don't.

I see your fish slap and raise you a sharknado on


My hill.

I hop in my tomb and ride out the storm on My Hill.

I seal you in your tomb and irrigate the land with holy water (just in case) on


My hill.

I'm in for the long haul beneath My Hill.

I pause my victory dance to listen to what sounds like someone banging on an anvil beneath


My (?) hill.

Listen closer, you hear contented snoring beneath My Hill.

As promised, peace and security reign when chaos is triumphant upon


My hill.

The chaos troops have all been converted to zombies under my control. No wonder it's quiet on My Hill.

I WILL BURN THE ZOMBIE HERETICS!! NO-ONE IS SAFE, BE THEY PUMPKIN, HUMAN OR GOLDEN HAIRED PRESIDENT, ON



MY HILL!!

The smell of burning rotten pumpkins and flesh drives you from the hallowed grounds of My Hill.

I wait for the fires to burn themselves out and casually stride to the top of


My hill.

The fires have weakened the structure of the roof supports and you fall through into the catacombs beneath My Hill.

I set the catacombs on fire. This is

My Hill, don't tell me what to do.

I put out the fires, take out an old flashlight, and see what lies beneath


My hill.

You see, and now you know, what lies beneath My Hill!
BWA-HA-HA-HA!

I see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight.
I slowly back away on


My hill.

It is not dead, which may eternal lie. With strange aeons, even death may die. On My Hill.

I awaken Eddie and run to the hills from

My hill.

I cover everyone in eggs and while you are cleaning yourself off I kill you

My hill

Continental breakfast on My Hill.

It's always easier to take a hill after a good breakfast.




My hill.

You're walking on eggshells on My Hill.

I'm married. I'm used to it on




My hill.

I can't argue with that on My Hill.

I stand amidst the tattered and fallen banners of my enemies. Their bodies lie broken and scattered across the battlefield like dead leaves blown by the wind. Somewhere in the distance, a dog barks.
All is quiet upon



My hill.

With leaves on the ground and the call of the baying hound, Halloween draws near once again on My Hill.

And, after holding the Hill against all comers for over a year, I declare myself eternal champion of The Hill.

Over the last year your "hill" has withered to the size of an ant hill. I bury your ant hill under an actual hill.

Mine!

Goddamnit snurl. I accept defeat...


On my hill.

Exactly like you have before, on My Hill.

Who's hill is this anyway? Oh, right, it's mine.

My hill.

Yes, it is My Hill.