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Your last words @ 2013/03/10 13:01:06


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Hey,

Here's a simple game; what would your last words be?

To begin with:

"Of course I'm a nuclear physicist. Don't you trust me?"


Your last words @ 2013/03/10 13:14:35


Post by: LooT


"Watch this".


Your last words @ 2013/03/10 13:33:52


Post by: CuddlySquig


"It kinda looks like a...weapon"


Your last words @ 2013/03/10 13:47:15


Post by: thenoobbomb


'F*ck this, I'm leaving'


Your last words @ 2013/03/10 14:08:34


Post by: Trondheim


For the Emperor I give my life


Your last words @ 2013/03/10 14:34:14


Post by: black templar


"COME AND HAVE A GO IF YA THINK YA HARD ENOUGH!"


Your last words @ 2013/03/10 18:12:27


Post by: rockerbikie


Unfortunate.


Your last words @ 2013/03/10 18:14:44


Post by: TheRobotLol


"Yeah, if that's a real gun then I'm a goddamn T-Rex."


Your last words @ 2013/03/10 18:18:50


Post by: Castiel


"What's the worst that could happen?"


Your last words @ 2013/03/10 19:38:01


Post by: snurl


What could possibly go wrong?


Your last words @ 2013/03/10 22:20:19


Post by: DemetriDominov


AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Your last words @ 2013/03/10 22:21:08


Post by: Asherian Command


"Forevermore."

Will confuse the feth out of anyone around me.


Your last words @ 2013/03/10 23:18:39


Post by: Lord General Cheese


Feth this charge


Your last words @ 2013/03/11 14:16:45


Post by: captain collius


HEY YA'LL WATCH THIS!!!

This phrase is the cause of at least 60% of all hospital visit in America.


Your last words @ 2013/03/11 14:24:35


Post by: PredaKhaine


...I know I'm dying...there's something you should know...lean closer...closer than that...did you know this disease is infectious?




Your last words @ 2013/03/11 15:06:14


Post by: Castiel


"I wonder what this big red button does?"


Your last words @ 2013/03/11 15:07:39


Post by: PredaKhaine


My personal favourite cliche last words.

"I think we lost them"


Your last words @ 2013/03/11 15:15:07


Post by: sierra 1247


"watch out for snipers? nah...."


Your last words @ 2013/03/11 17:20:27


Post by: LooT


PredaKhaine wrote:
...I know I'm dying...there's something you should know...lean closer...closer than that...did you know this disease is infectious?




Posthumous awesome points would be scored here


Your last words @ 2013/03/11 17:35:57


Post by: Avatrass


"I'll be back."


Your last words @ 2013/03/11 19:36:42


Post by: p_gray99


They couldn't hit barn doors from this range!


Your last words @ 2013/03/12 08:44:55


Post by: PredaKhaine


Major General John Sedgwick wrote:
They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.

http://www.phrases.org.uk/quotes/last-words/john-sedgwick.html

Terry Kath Rock musician of the band Chicago, died January 23, 1978 wrote:
"Don't worry, it's not loaded."


Morant, Lt. Henry H. "Breaker" Edwin Henry Murrant 1864-1902 Australian Anglo-Boer War soldier and poet - To the firing squad that executed him. wrote:
"Shoot straight, you b*****ds! Don't make a mess of it!"



http://www.mapping.com/words.shtml


Your last words @ 2013/03/12 19:11:23


Post by: thenoobbomb


'Did we win?'


Your last words @ 2013/03/12 20:13:11


Post by: sierra 1247


Hey Brother Sergeant! Bet you 40 credits i can fly this thunderhawk through the planetary governors dining chambers.


Your last words @ 2013/03/12 20:22:26


Post by: Talizvar


Hmmmm...
Hard choice between:

"You only live once."

OR

"Yes it is alot of fireworks, but think what it would look like setting them all off at once with a flame thrower!"


Your last words @ 2013/03/12 20:24:44


Post by: Selym


Ahhh... Nothing like taking a leak behind a giant bulbous green tree trunk that's got tank armour nailed to it!

**GERROF MY LEG! WAAAGH!!!!**


Your last words @ 2013/03/12 21:27:44


Post by: p_gray99


"These Eldar guns are literally driving me up the wall"
"Actually serg, I have to point out that that's an incorrect use of the word 'literally'- "


Your last words @ 2013/03/13 00:52:35


Post by: snurl


Is this thing dead?


Your last words @ 2013/03/13 01:30:01


Post by: wolfmerc


LOOK AT THIS CUTE LITTLE THING!!!!


Your last words @ 2013/03/13 07:12:47


Post by: Selym


Five days and no orks! It's almost like we weren't actually deployed to armageddon!
-Sgt Jackhammer just before being eaten by a Tyranid ripper swarm on Calth.


Your last words @ 2013/03/13 09:32:47


Post by: snurl


Does he bite?


Your last words @ 2013/03/13 15:55:10


Post by: PredaKhaine


"You know how I always told you that I hated you and you always said someday you'd change my mind?
Lean closer, look me in the eye, I'm being totally serious now. when I say "I've spent so much time with you over the years, you've stuck with me through thick and thin, you've helped me so much that I've come to regard you as.....someone I still hate."


Your last words @ 2013/03/13 16:17:36


Post by: Selym


"Glory for the first man to die! Cha- "
-Commissar 1337, 1235th Death Korps of Kreig Infantry Company. First casualty of the 1000 year Waaagh on Skaros.


Your last words @ 2013/03/14 00:24:28


Post by: ace101


I think that's the last of them..."


Your last words @ 2013/03/14 00:40:02


Post by: Panzer1944


"You haven't seen the last of me."


Your last words @ 2013/03/14 05:38:42


Post by: RivenSkull


Hold on I've got to take a leak.


Your last words @ 2013/03/14 06:08:37


Post by: Necroshea


Let's split up! We can cover more ground!


Your last words @ 2013/03/14 08:57:36


Post by: gnoise


"Chill dude, they're cool."


Your last words @ 2013/03/14 09:54:35


Post by: PredaKhaine


You could have someones eye out with that!


Your last words @ 2013/03/14 15:02:07


Post by: The Observer


Either "MEDIC!" if I am fully aware of an enemy, or "I wonder whats in this cave." if I would act like I act in RPG's


Your last words @ 2013/03/14 16:35:02


Post by: Selym


"Son... Come closer... Closer..." *Gasping*
"What is it dad?" *Trembling*
"I fethed your mum!" *Dies with a grin on his face*


Your last words @ 2013/03/15 11:22:51


Post by: PredaKhaine


COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH!


Your last words @ 2013/03/17 19:53:03


Post by: Color Sgt. Kell


I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.


Your last words @ 2013/03/17 19:59:06


Post by: TheWildHost


JESUS CHRIST IT WAS A BEAR!
(After going into the brush alone on a hunting trip)


Your last words @ 2013/03/17 21:04:05


Post by: Selym


WAAAGH! (as I charge fearlessly into some kind of melee)


Your last words @ 2013/03/17 21:41:32


Post by: Trondheim


Lo there do I see my father.
Lo there do I see my mothers and my sisters and my brothers.
Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.
Lo they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them.
In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.


Your last words @ 2013/03/18 08:46:51


Post by: PredaKhaine


Oh, I suppose I can have one more then, they are wafer thin.


Your last words @ 2013/03/18 11:00:08


Post by: snurl


Bullets wont stop them!


Your last words @ 2013/03/18 12:55:57


Post by: PredaKhaine


My favourite last words ever:

"Megatron, is that you?"


Your last words @ 2013/03/18 15:38:48


Post by: Selym


Me: "Now I am become Death, destroyer of worlds!"

*Blam*

Commissar: "HERESY!"


Your last words @ 2013/03/18 19:48:10


Post by: p_gray99


Nah, of course it's not poisoned!

What do you mean I shouldn't trust him?


Your last words @ 2013/03/21 02:36:08


Post by: snurl


I cant miss at this range.


Your last words @ 2013/03/21 02:39:57


Post by: Avatar 720


"Foolish Creed; you and what army?"


Your last words @ 2013/03/21 02:52:01


Post by: hotsauceman1


My last words will be a whisper to my youngest granchild. I will tell him of a lost treasure of our line. Where to find the clues to it and how vast the treasure is.
When he finally makes it deep into the Catacomps in eastern europe he will find a coffin.
It will have a MLP:FIM dvd and will say "Yes, this is it"


Your last words @ 2013/03/21 05:59:01


Post by: Trondheim


 hotsauceman1 wrote:
My last words will be a whisper to my youngest granchild. I will tell him of a lost treasure of our line. Where to find the clues to it and how vast the treasure is.
When he finally makes it deep into the Catacomps in eastern europe he will find a coffin.
It will have a MLP:FIM dvd and will say "Yes, this is it"


Fail epic fail then.


Your last words @ 2013/03/21 06:00:42


Post by: Avatar 720


"I know! Let's play Monopoly!"


Your last words @ 2013/03/21 08:39:47


Post by: PredaKhaine


No it's ok, lets split up.

You go check the haunted amusement arcade, I'll check the old disused factory.


Your last words @ 2013/03/21 15:39:02


Post by: hotsauceman1


 Trondheim wrote:
 hotsauceman1 wrote:
My last words will be a whisper to my youngest granchild. I will tell him of a lost treasure of our line. Where to find the clues to it and how vast the treasure is.
When he finally makes it deep into the Catacomps in eastern europe he will find a coffin.
It will have a MLP:FIM dvd and will say "Yes, this is it"


Fail epic fail then.

What should i put in it.
I was think a white dwarf aswell. This is meant to be a troll for my grandchild.


Your last words @ 2013/03/21 15:47:50


Post by: captain collius


This plasma Cannon is awesome. Watch this.


Your last words @ 2013/03/21 15:49:30


Post by: PredaKhaine


 hotsauceman1 wrote:
 Trondheim wrote:
 hotsauceman1 wrote:
My last words will be a whisper to my youngest granchild. I will tell him of a lost treasure of our line. Where to find the clues to it and how vast the treasure is.
When he finally makes it deep into the Catacomps in eastern europe he will find a coffin.
It will have a MLP:FIM dvd and will say "Yes, this is it"


Fail epic fail then.

What should i put in it.
I was think a white dwarf aswell. This is meant to be a troll for my grandchild.


I think it's fine as is.

As long as you don't like your grandchild

Edit:which raises the point, what if they really like MLP? would you have time to get off your deathbed, swap it for something else and get back before they noticed?


Your last words @ 2013/03/21 15:59:33


Post by: hotsauceman1


they still wasted their life for a DVD that they cant even play anymore.


Your last words @ 2013/03/22 03:09:25


Post by: DeathRex


"rosebud"


Your last words @ 2013/03/22 07:28:56


Post by: Selym


 DeathRex wrote:
"rosebud"



Your last words @ 2013/03/22 09:57:12


Post by: PredaKhaine


Feth you everybody good night!


Your last words @ 2013/03/22 12:53:50


Post by: snurl


I want them as hot as you can make them.


Your last words @ 2013/03/22 13:01:16


Post by: Blackskullandy


'What bus?'


Your last words @ 2013/03/22 13:02:15


Post by: SoloFalcon1138


"sorry, man, she didn't say she was married!"


Your last words @ 2013/03/22 23:15:11


Post by: DeathRex


"your not so tough"


Your last words @ 2013/03/22 23:28:40


Post by: Lord_Inquisitor_Vezzoni


They couldn't hit a titan at this dist...



Your last words @ 2013/03/23 02:28:50


Post by: snurl


I know which ones are poisonous.


Your last words @ 2013/03/23 14:07:22


Post by: p_gray99


Aww, doesn't it look cute?


Your last words @ 2013/03/23 14:14:23


Post by: blood reaper


"Palpatines behind it all."


Your last words @ 2013/03/23 14:26:57


Post by: nerdfest09


Don't eat the fish!


Your last words @ 2013/03/23 14:39:33


Post by: snurl


Is the sedative ready?


Your last words @ 2013/03/23 15:35:53


Post by: Selym


Sure, I'll play Russian Roulette! How does it work?


Your last words @ 2013/03/23 18:28:50


Post by: hotsauceman1


No, HE said you "Shouldnt" feed them after midnight. he didnt say i cant.


Your last words @ 2013/03/23 18:45:37


Post by: Blackskullandy


'What? Behind me? What's behi-'


Your last words @ 2013/04/03 19:33:22


Post by: Squigsquasher


"Giga...DRILL...BREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!


Your last words @ 2013/04/03 20:23:46


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


*smiles gleefully*

At least I didn't expl-


Your last words @ 2013/04/03 20:57:53


Post by: ProfessionalAmateur


"Just as planned." *sly grin*


Your last words @ 2013/04/04 07:17:46


Post by: wolfmerc


"Glory to the first man to die! CHARRRR..."


Your last words @ 2013/04/07 22:44:37


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Feth it, I choose option three! *beep*


Your last words @ 2013/04/07 22:50:12


Post by: Fifty


Either...

There's a nasty splinter on that ladder...

Or...

The castle of Aaaaaarrrrgh!

Awesome Points for getting the references.


Your last words @ 2013/04/07 22:51:43


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Alright, after them misty mountains it should be a simple walk into Mordor and we're there!


Your last words @ 2013/04/08 00:50:48


Post by: The glass ninja


"Hey, girl, guess what? You have nice tits!" *Explosive violent death.


Your last words @ 2013/04/08 03:24:48


Post by: Boggy Man


About time!


Your last words @ 2013/04/08 03:35:39


Post by: Asherian Command


"Will Meet Again SPIDERMAN!"

Or

"WILL MEET AGAIN CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!"


Your last words @ 2013/04/08 22:44:21


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


"I have a wife, and she's pregnate. I can't wait for this war to get over, so I can see my child as it comes into the wor-"


Your last words @ 2013/04/10 22:08:06


Post by: matapata98


ask for a priest.
when he comes, yell
"Richard Dawkins mother******"


Your last words @ 2013/04/12 03:22:26


Post by: timetowaste85


You seriously dare me to drive this truck while texting with one hand, eating a sandwich with the other while looking over at you in the passenger seat? 50 bucks and you're on!


Your last words @ 2013/04/12 03:34:16


Post by: hotsauceman1


"No, it is black AND yellow that means it is poisonous, brown is fine"


Your last words @ 2013/04/12 03:34:29


Post by: Somedude593


" Show them what for it means to be.... Super Sand Legend" they would wonder for the rest of their lives


Your last words @ 2013/04/30 04:58:25


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


*unintelligible*


Your last words @ 2013/05/05 15:33:14


Post by: p_gray99


"My only regret is that I just got shot..."


Your last words @ 2013/05/13 03:20:09


Post by: Tanakosyke22


"Fanwank. How disgusting."


Your last words @ 2013/05/13 03:29:41


Post by: Asherian Command


ANOTHER SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!


Your last words @ 2013/05/13 04:09:30


Post by: 1-i


"Yeah it would be this lame."
or
"Dammit child you can not beat me at anything"


Your last words @ 2013/05/13 13:57:58


Post by: Shredsmore


Ouch


Your last words @ 2013/05/15 04:43:29


Post by: Ifepy


"feth ya'll"


Your last words @ 2013/05/15 05:05:45


Post by: DropTroop61


'Commence bombardment, Grid XXXXXX, Crazyhorse 4-2 out'


Your last words @ 2013/06/07 15:49:31


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Come at me Bro!


Your last words @ 2013/06/07 15:52:13


Post by: Trondheim


Ever onwards sir!


Your last words @ 2013/06/07 22:02:46


Post by: Tyranidcrusher


"No, it's not the burny type of acid."


Your last words @ 2013/06/09 17:15:18


Post by: Overlord Thraka


Of course I don't need my power armor, I'm just going down to the corner.


Your last words @ 2013/06/10 22:10:02


Post by: JakeCWolf


YOLO!!!


Your last words @ 2013/06/13 02:20:26


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Haha! Now, with this 2++ invulnerable save, I AM INVINCIBLE!



Your last words @ 2013/06/14 05:37:50


Post by: snurl


No, these are not the poisonous kind.


Your last words @ 2013/06/14 05:48:22


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Hah, what are you afraid of, they're just guardsmen! CHARGE!


Your last words @ 2013/06/14 07:45:23


Post by: Somedude593


back off i know what im doing


Your last words @ 2013/06/14 07:48:38


Post by: Mojo1jojo


dibbs on the seat next to Jesus


Your last words @ 2013/06/14 08:15:35


Post by: lord_blackfang


Tell my wife... hello.


Your last words @ 2013/06/14 08:26:48


Post by: PredaKhaine


So what if there's 12 of you? I'll take you all on!


Your last words @ 2013/06/14 09:36:46


Post by: master of ordinance


[Whilst on public transport]
Does anyone hear a ticking noise

Or:

NO DONT PUT BEIBER ON TH STER.........


Your last words @ 2013/06/14 09:38:35


Post by: master of ordinance


 Fifty wrote:
Either...

There's a nasty splinter on that ladder...
Awesome Points for getting the references.


Black Adder goes Fourth, 6th (and last) episode. Baldricks lione shortly before going over the top.


Your last words @ 2013/06/14 09:44:05


Post by: PredaKhaine


 Fifty wrote:
The castle of Aaaaaarrrrgh!

Awesome Points for getting the references.


The castle of aargh! was monty python and the quest for the holy grail...

Which brings me to my next one

"Blue. No, wait its yellooooooo"


Your last words @ 2013/06/14 15:37:11


Post by: hotsauceman1


"No, My wife is so fine with this"


Your last words @ 2013/06/15 02:50:06


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


WAAAGH!


Your last words @ 2013/06/15 03:46:05


Post by: deathholydeath


"Fish... feth in it."


Your last words @ 2013/06/19 03:49:27


Post by: Ailaros


"Oh. Oops."


... or...



"Well hell, they all look the same to me anyways."





Your last words @ 2013/06/19 04:28:06


Post by: Coolyo294


"What are you going to do, stab me?"


Your last words @ 2013/06/19 15:40:36


Post by: DemetriDominov


Post amended from page 1 due to length.

Spoiler:
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Your last words @ 2013/06/19 20:55:40


Post by: Overlord Thraka


Hey dude, check out this tick I learned online


Your last words @ 2013/06/22 04:18:24


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Hmm, the map says our destination is over...there. It looks like it'll be a simple walk through Mordor, and we're there!


Your last words @ 2013/06/27 15:54:23


Post by: Selym


(To everyone in the room)

As you all know, I'm about to die. But before I go, I swore to tell you all my deepest, darkest secret. A secret that will give you all the power... *spluttering* ...power to... *more spluttering*

..I haven't much time...

Type into Google "9... 7... 532... alpha... 7..."

*death before finishing*


Your last words @ 2013/06/27 16:24:20


Post by: xole


"Faster, baby!"(I want to die lying down)
or
"Now that I have you at my mercy, I will tell you the full details of my plan."
or
"You're a liar."


Your last words @ 2013/06/28 20:23:22


Post by: Squigsquasher


"Don't worry, it's not loaded"

Or possibly

"Wasn't Jar Jar Binks such a great character?"


Your last words @ 2013/06/28 20:34:01


Post by: Desubot


I like trains


Your last words @ 2013/06/30 05:17:54


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


What is this? This is what you're men were afraid of; a single human soldier? Hahahahaha! Kill this...this Marbo, and bring me it's head!


Your last words @ 2013/06/30 05:55:33


Post by: Jihadnik


I'll die before I surrender Tim!


Your last words @ 2013/06/30 06:15:42


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


 Jihadnik wrote:
I'll die before I surrender Tim!


Yeah, what he said!


Your last words @ 2013/07/01 14:04:43


Post by: Overlord Thraka


HEY Y'ALL WATCH THIS!!


Your last words @ 2013/07/03 21:56:30


Post by: Shadowbrand


I did it for the lols.


Your last words @ 2013/07/04 01:46:50


Post by: Overlord Thraka


In your face!


Your last words @ 2013/07/04 03:31:33


Post by: The Mad Tanker


"Don't press that butto..."

On a related note, my friend's last words:

"what does that button do?"


Your last words @ 2013/07/04 03:45:24


Post by: Ma55ter_fett


Eat my brains to gain my knowledge.


Your last words @ 2013/07/04 05:29:02


Post by: Eldercaveman


Told you I was ill....


Your last words @ 2013/07/04 08:27:22


Post by: OnlyWar


We march for macragge and we shall need more beer!


Your last words @ 2013/07/04 08:47:13


Post by: CadianXV


We will meet again, in Aslan's Kingdom.


Your last words @ 2013/07/04 13:04:31


Post by: marrowick


I've read plant books. Trust me it's not poisonous.


Your last words @ 2013/07/04 15:54:53


Post by: Squigsquasher


"I love Nickelback! They're so much better than that lame old Metallica!"


Your last words @ 2013/07/05 01:51:35


Post by: OnlyWar


Relax, radiation is just myth...


Your last words @ 2013/07/06 21:12:05


Post by: Tyranidcrusher


I love Metallica, Better than that lame old Amon Amarth!


Your last words @ 2013/07/06 21:36:46


Post by: mullet_steve


"alright I will tell you all where I hid the bodies" Dies.


Your last words @ 2013/07/07 21:15:57


Post by: Tyranidcrusher


Nah, it's legal, so it must be safe!


Your last words @ 2013/07/09 02:40:49


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Your last words @ 2013/07/09 16:19:31


Post by: Squigsquasher


There can be ONLY ONE!!!


Your last words @ 2013/07/12 21:42:42


Post by: liquidjoshi


Whoops.


Your last words @ 2013/07/12 23:12:02


Post by: Owain


CREEEEEEEEEEEED!!!


Your last words @ 2013/07/13 02:03:49


Post by: marrowick


Hey look a Tiger!


Your last words @ 2013/07/14 16:07:44


Post by: ImotekhTheStormlord


What are you doing with thaaa...


Your last words @ 2013/07/18 03:47:12


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.


Your last words @ 2013/07/24 15:29:44


Post by: church_ex


i will remember to carry a bigger gun next time


Your last words @ 2013/07/24 16:26:55


Post by: liquidjoshi


No, it goes in here!


Your last words @ 2013/07/28 20:01:32


Post by: sing your life


There is no more for me in this world. farewell!


Your last words @ 2013/07/28 20:56:38


Post by: liquidjoshi


Don't drop that!

I blame the mods (You then get baned, obv).


Your last words @ 2013/07/30 03:22:41


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Any last words, hero?


Your last words @ 2013/07/30 13:19:46


Post by: marrowick


This time will be different!


Your last words @ 2013/08/21 03:46:57


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


It's just one man!


Your last words @ 2013/08/21 10:46:54


Post by: liquidjoshi


I am invincible!


Your last words @ 2013/08/21 14:13:12


Post by: boredbeard


... Oi! hold that beer for a second...


Your last words @ 2013/08/21 23:41:31


Post by: marrowick


Oh I'm sure it's just the wind


Your last words @ 2013/08/24 20:10:16


Post by: blood ravens addiction


tell my wife iloved her brother


Your last words @ 2013/08/24 20:22:24


Post by: Da krimson barun


WAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!


Your last words @ 2013/08/25 18:38:24


Post by: marrowick


Whoops wrong wire.


Your last words @ 2013/08/27 09:30:19


Post by: mudhutman222


Look, I know how to prepare puffer fish.


Your last words @ 2013/08/27 09:58:43


Post by: PredaKhaine


Look, I know what vampires can do alright, I've seen twilight...

I'll just open this coffin...


Your last words @ 2013/08/27 11:47:08


Post by: the shrouded lord


"To hell with you!"
*presses detonator*
Or
" waddya know, they eat lead"


Your last words @ 2013/08/27 12:18:39


Post by: snurl


THAT chick was your WIFE !?


Your last words @ 2013/08/27 12:39:19


Post by: PredaKhaine


THAT was a chick?!


Your last words @ 2013/08/29 22:06:25


Post by: liquidjoshi


Locked on, let's hope this thing goes the right way...

or

I can do this!

or

Anything but a 1... Feth.


Your last words @ 2013/08/30 23:19:55


Post by: snurl


Nonsense. Syria has no chemical weapons.


Your last words @ 2013/09/01 04:44:11


Post by: OnlyWar


This overloaded plasma cannon will make me unbeatable!


Your last words @ 2013/09/01 21:48:58


Post by: liquidjoshi


Sure I can out DPS this guy...


Your last words @ 2013/09/02 14:51:25


Post by: Novelist47


i did ... NAZI THAT COMING
*ba dum tss*


Your last words @ 2013/09/09 22:44:47


Post by: Kai


No officer, I thought your daughter was 18.


Your last words @ 2013/09/12 20:46:15


Post by: sing your life


feth my life, feth this world, feth this. I'm out of here.


Your last words @ 2013/09/12 21:55:20


Post by: kitch102


All I wanted was a god damned blowjob.


Your last words @ 2013/09/12 21:57:12


Post by: kitch102


Actually scratch that, as aren't every mans last words "I do"?



Your last words @ 2013/09/12 22:08:05


Post by: Optio


Tally Ho then old chap!


Your last words @ 2013/09/12 22:14:05


Post by: fishy bob


Excuse me, good sir. Would you mind telling me where I can get the best watermelons and fried chicken around here?


Your last words @ 2013/09/12 22:55:45


Post by: DemetriDominov


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!


Your last words @ 2013/09/12 22:56:49


Post by: marrowick


Wow bill that woman is ugly.


Your last words @ 2013/09/12 22:58:02


Post by: Largeblastmarker


Helmets... Pffffft


Your last words @ 2013/09/13 12:03:34


Post by: snurl


What Spider ?


Your last words @ 2013/09/13 12:05:48


Post by: PredaKhaine


One from 1970's england...

"No it's alright, I'll get your frisbee/kite down from that pylon"


Your last words @ 2013/09/13 12:40:06


Post by: liquidjoshi


But RAW says...


Your last words @ 2013/09/14 07:58:48


Post by: snurl


He won't bite.


Your last words @ 2013/09/17 18:11:01


Post by: gossipmeng


I like the way you die boy.


Your last words @ 2013/09/21 02:36:30


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Horatio, I am dead.


Your last words @ 2013/09/21 16:48:47


Post by: marrowick


You think that toothpick will strike me down!


Your last words @ 2013/09/21 17:32:42


Post by: liquidjoshi


My Dad can beat up your Dad!


Your last words @ 2013/09/22 22:42:45


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Nuh-uh!


Your last words @ 2013/09/30 04:46:30


Post by: Themanwiththeplan


Ow, that really hurt. Look what you've done, I'm bleeding. Do you know how much this shirt costs!


Dad, mum said to put the bin out for the morning.
I'l do it later.


Your last words @ 2013/09/30 08:01:38


Post by: PredaKhaine


I bet I can jump that.


Your last words @ 2013/09/30 15:32:38


Post by: Themanwiththeplan


Hey dude, check this out. It's going to be awesome!


Your last words @ 2013/09/30 16:32:26


Post by: Trondheim


Oh dont worry men, they cant hit anything from so far away


Your last words @ 2013/09/30 17:00:46


Post by: thenoobbomb


Hodor.


Your last words @ 2013/09/30 17:05:24


Post by: Selym


Look at them! Teh cowards! Teh fewelz!
They bring their METHUL BAWKSES!

We must take away their METHUL BAWKSES!!!


Your last words @ 2013/09/30 18:20:32


Post by: sing your life


Attack!


Your last words @ 2013/09/30 19:52:24


Post by: liquidjoshi


"But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know..."


Your last words @ 2013/09/30 19:54:17


Post by: Trondheim


Of chourse i am safe, no one would ever dream of stabbing me


Your last words @ 2013/10/01 00:21:32


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Alright brothers. We're being delivered to the heart of the enemy.

We are the last hope in winning this war, and must not fail.

The Emperor is with us, so victory is already assured! All there is to do, is to claim it!

Space Marines, battle brothers, today we find glory!

*Rolls on the deep-strike mishap table*


Your last words @ 2013/10/01 06:26:23


Post by: Selym


Don't worry, he can't hit me! I'm a flying MC!

*3 Predator Annihilators*


Your last words @ 2013/10/01 21:31:03


Post by: marrowick


Watch me fly of this building!


Your last words @ 2013/10/01 21:43:20


Post by: Selym


Don't worry. lads! If you've been reading your "Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer", you'll all know that Orks are in fact rather feeble creatures in melee, and can easily be killed with your bayonets!


Your last words @ 2013/10/02 22:24:04


Post by: Themanwiththeplan


Butch & The Sundance Kid

For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.


Your last words @ 2013/10/02 22:29:13


Post by: Trondheim


Oh look a shiny metal casing


Your last words @ 2013/10/02 23:15:42


Post by: WildeThing


"Yes I know it's standard issue ecclesiarchy power armour, I am just saying it makes you look a little bit like a robot hooker..."

*BLAM*


Your last words @ 2013/10/02 23:16:35


Post by: Trondheim


 WildeThing wrote:
"Yes I know it's standard issue ecclesiarchy power armour, I am just saying it makes you look a little bit like a robot hooker..."

*BLAM*



Id lolzs if I saw that take place


Your last words @ 2013/10/03 01:13:35


Post by: liquidjoshi


These are my last words...


Your last words @ 2013/10/03 01:30:37


Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk


well, that blows.


Your last words @ 2013/10/03 06:34:19


Post by: Selym


*to a young child*

The monster under the bed! He... got...me....

*death*


Your last words @ 2013/10/03 07:10:43


Post by: PredaKhaine


I can take him!


Your last words @ 2013/10/03 15:38:00


Post by: Selym


Time to fight fire with fire!

*Drops a lit match in a burning building*


Your last words @ 2013/10/05 02:03:49


Post by: welshhoppo


Well....... Bugger that.


Your last words @ 2013/10/05 09:20:40


Post by: Selym


feth this, I'm jumping, you're all idiots anyway!


Your last words @ 2013/10/05 15:03:19


Post by: marrowick


I don't believe in monsters!


Your last words @ 2013/10/07 06:19:15


Post by: Selym


Me: Dude, this is GTA, the police aren't going to kill any of us!

Other guy: But... We left the house an hour ago!


Your last words @ 2013/10/07 07:09:08


Post by: snurl


What could possibly go wrong?


Your last words @ 2013/10/07 11:34:58


Post by: Leigen_Zero


Ah! Finally!


Your last words @ 2013/10/07 14:12:02


Post by: liquidjoshi


This is your fault!


Your last words @ 2013/10/07 22:01:34


Post by: Themanwiththeplan


I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. Spread my wings and fly away, every ni......(hits the ground and the gathered crowd cheers the end of the terrible song)



Your last words @ 2013/10/08 12:26:01


Post by: Selym


I don't need wings, I have JESUS!!!


*please note, I am actually an atheist*


Your last words @ 2013/10/10 19:46:33


Post by: snurl


Does this look infected ?


Your last words @ 2013/10/10 22:28:59


Post by: marrowick


No the wound's not that bad. I'll be okay.


Your last words @ 2013/10/11 07:10:15


Post by: PredaKhaine


I ain't got time to bleed

Its only a flesh wound

Mother, is that you?




Your last words @ 2013/10/11 09:06:24


Post by: Selym


I'll be fine, it's not like my kneecap is going to randomly become dislocated and leave me unable to move at a critical time!


Your last words @ 2013/10/11 21:32:51


Post by: dakkajet


Goodbye world! And goodnight....


Your last words @ 2013/10/11 21:33:00


Post by: dakkajet


Goodbye world! And goodnight....


Your last words @ 2013/10/11 21:52:21


Post by: SlaveToDorkness


You're MARRIED !?!

##BLAM!##


Your last words @ 2013/10/16 01:50:56


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I wish...you made me a sandwich.


Your last words @ 2013/10/16 07:03:08


Post by: Krieg!!!


(shouts whilst being tortured)

"IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!"


Your last words @ 2013/10/16 14:15:13


Post by: Selym


I didn't know I could do that with an axe...


Your last words @ 2013/10/16 15:42:50


Post by: Themanwiththeplan


*Cough* I never saw Paris...oh wait I did.

Some day Jimmy, I'm going to jump that canyon. And todays that day.


Your last words @ 2014/02/08 03:38:48


Post by: Themanwiththeplan


Hi I'm the new character in Eastenders.

Hey dude, I think that tiny glint in the sky is a drone.
Be fething real man, are you high!

It's ok I know exactly what to do. I'm a professional.

It's ok I know what to do. The guide says to stay completly still and not move a muscle.
But George...
Ber, ber, ber, not a muscle.


Your last words @ 2014/02/08 03:42:20


Post by: thepowerfulwill


I knew it!


Your last words @ 2014/02/08 03:45:06


Post by: Swastakowey


"Lets split up"

(when i say those words in a real situation I think i know the end is near)


Your last words @ 2014/02/09 17:21:44


Post by: ahzek


We can survive this, all we have to do is.......


Your last words @ 2014/02/09 20:27:03


Post by: Selym


If I am to die now, you must remember one last thing:

"feth you, you have a terrible taste in music, and I've been waiting my entire life for a good chance to say it."


Your last words @ 2014/02/09 22:58:38


Post by: Themanwiththeplan


I have been many places, and seen many things. I have been kind, comforting, and caring. But the opposite is also true of me. I have been many titles and many names, but none of them describe or define me, nor do they make me what or who I am, for only you can deside who you are.
Never forget who you are, nor should you pretend to be something that you are not. Stay true to your morals whatever they be, and never forget that it is family that is the most important in life. Be it a loved one. Your wife, or husband. Hold them close and tell them you love them at least once a day, for life is full of regret, and there is no need to add to it's baggage.

Live for the moment for the future IS now.

Themanwiththeplan


Your last words @ 2014/02/10 14:27:22


Post by: Ashiraya


<Insert deep last words that I hope to be remembered for here>

Yes, I'd say the arrows too.


Your last words @ 2014/02/10 15:17:30


Post by: Themanwiththeplan


Or better yet. > Good bye cruel world. YOU SUCK! <



Your last words @ 2014/02/10 21:31:06


Post by: Trondheim


*Ahem allow me to channel my inner Star Trek* KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN


Your last words @ 2014/02/10 21:57:19


Post by: Themanwiththeplan


My inner Star Trek just says. ' Damn it Jim, I'm a Pyhistion not a mind reader!'

That or. 'I can't give you any more power Captain, the dilithium crystals just can't take it!'


Your last words @ 2014/02/10 22:42:30


Post by: eldar 1


So is your mother!


Your last words @ 2014/02/10 23:03:07


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Whew...it's a good thing I'm indestructible.


Your last words @ 2014/02/13 17:40:03


Post by: crazyfoxdemon


This is for you.


Your last words @ 2014/02/13 17:56:24


Post by: Trondheim


For Russ and the all father!


Your last words @ 2014/02/16 03:48:43


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Any last words before I flip the switch, inmate 20023? A reason for why you killed all those people, destroyed all those lives?

Yes, I do have something to say.

Then say it.

The reason I did what I did, and killed who I killed was because..............Yolo.


Your last words @ 2014/02/16 21:47:31


Post by: Trondheim


"I die for the Emperor heretic!"


Your last words @ 2014/02/16 22:33:08


Post by: Archie The Death Rider


"You all won't be laughing when I have world domination"


Your last words @ 2014/02/17 07:37:02


Post by: avedominusnox


You are pregnant..? What!?
@#:;"+!?()#***!!!!!


Your last words @ 2014/02/17 15:53:04


Post by: Themanwiththeplan


My body maybe rent and broken your steel. My sword in shards, and shield splintered by your blows. But I curse you with my last breath, traitor.
May the Inquisistion find you swiftly and pierce your blackened heart with the wrath of the Emperor' vengence!


Your last words @ 2014/03/07 06:48:19


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Axios!


Your last words @ 2014/03/07 12:37:10


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Sieg Zeon!


Your last words @ 2014/03/07 16:28:29


Post by: Furyou Miko


Why is that red light flashing?


Your last words @ 2014/03/08 00:27:49


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


"The man with the magical book was then stabbed in the back. Hmm? That's the end of the book, there isn't anymor-."


Your last words @ 2014/03/08 00:31:29


Post by: thepowerfulwill


That thing is CLEARLY fake!


Your last words @ 2014/03/08 00:41:30


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Hey, what's going on here?


Your last words @ 2014/03/08 03:41:12


Post by: the shrouded lord


"What do you know? They do eat grenades."
"so huh, what happens if press the big red button?"
"dude, is that a giant spider in the middle of the roa-"
"to mama so fat she-"


Your last words @ 2014/03/08 03:56:06


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


FOR (Insert Faction/person/whatever here)!!!


Your last words @ 2014/03/09 11:41:43


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


That didn't go as planned... CURSE YOU TZEENTCH!!

Or...

HELLO BOYS, I'M BACK!!!


Your last words @ 2014/03/10 12:03:28


Post by: master of ordinance


This book has been wrapped in barbed wire and has warnings all over it and people have attempted to scribble out the text.... I wonder what its about....


Your last words @ 2014/03/14 10:18:02


Post by: Themanwiththeplan


What's that, you brought me a present! What is it?....A forty-two killa ton nuclear warhead replica! Awesome!Wow it even lights up and everything. It looks so real. It even has a built in clock so you can tell the time. Thanks man!
Hmmm, that's weird. Hey dude, why is the clock counting backwards?.....Dude?


Your last words @ 2014/03/15 01:53:55


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


WHAT!? What do you mean I can't punch that bear?!
I sure bloody can!


Your last words @ 2014/03/15 22:45:32


Post by: Blueshavenhobbit


"Pain is fleeting but glory lives for ever!... No wait..actually the pain is rather overwhelming..in fact...dear Emperor..make it go away...*whimpers* "


Your last words @ 2014/03/16 05:54:01


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I...I wish I could think of something better to say...oh man, that sucked...


Your last words @ 2015/03/22 06:32:38


Post by: TheManWithNoPlan


Pfft, you KGB don't scare me!


Your last words @ 2015/03/22 12:52:26


Post by: KaptinBadrukk


Death for the Death god!


Your last words @ 2015/03/24 00:45:14


Post by: Happyjew


Hey, guys check this out!


Your last words @ 2015/03/24 00:46:03


Post by: Squidmanlolz


"But, I never die..."


Your last words @ 2015/03/24 14:20:16


Post by: KaptinBadrukk


May 25 2011 was the best day of my life..


Your last words @ 2015/03/24 17:13:03


Post by: Matthew


"Now, you will never get... The antidote..."
or
"Knock knock..." (other person) "Who's there?" "Your face."
or
"I... Heard... 2... Clicks..."
or
"FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM!"
or
"Buried alive... Buried Alive..."
or, my favorite,
"I failed my feel no pain..."


Your last words @ 2015/03/24 17:14:10


Post by: Matthew


Also, some more:
"Clever Girl..."
"You know what? No. Just no. NOOOOOOOOO"


Your last words @ 2015/03/24 17:15:37


Post by: zombiekila707


"GLORY TO THE FIRST MAN TO DIE!! CHARGE!!"

I would have all the glory


Your last words @ 2015/03/24 17:16:10


Post by: Matthew


"Hey dude, why are you pointing that at meeeeeeeee?"
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"
"Dude, I heard this thing that you can totally use GW paints to seal gunshot wounds, try it on me."
"Ow, pebble in my shoe."


Your last words @ 2015/03/24 17:19:03


Post by: KaptinBadrukk


 Matthew wrote:
"Hey dude, why are you pointing that at meeeeeeeee?"
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"
"Dude, I heard this thing that you can totally use GW paints to seal gunshot wounds, try it on me."
"Ow, pebble in my shoe."


CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Your last words @ 2015/03/24 20:53:59


Post by: JamesGang


Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back!


Your last words @ 2015/03/26 22:03:04


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


Tis just a flesh wound!


Your last words @ 2015/03/27 04:24:38


Post by: JamesGang


What? No steak?


Your last words @ 2015/03/28 12:24:55


Post by: KaptinBadrukk


KaptinBadrukk was my username on Dakka...


Your last words @ 2015/03/28 14:16:31


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


Well, would you look at that...

Let me just take a selfie!


Your last words @ 2015/03/28 19:33:57


Post by: JamesGang


I slept with your mom!


Your last words @ 2015/03/28 20:45:31


Post by: KaptinBadrukk


Heresy!!!!

I'm dying!!!!


Your last words @ 2015/03/28 21:10:05


Post by: JamesGang


I thought she was 18!!!!!!


Your last words @ 2015/03/28 21:45:39


Post by: KaptinBadrukk


No!!!!!!

She's 15!!!!!!!!!


Your last words @ 2015/03/28 22:11:16


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


But... only a tactical genius could've...


Your last words @ 2015/03/28 23:12:40


Post by: KaptinBadrukk


CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!


Your last words @ 2015/03/29 12:10:54


Post by: the shrouded lord


And thus, I watched as existance collapsed around me. Immortality had it's perks, but seeing the destustion of all existance was not one of them. I close my eyes.


Your last words @ 2015/03/29 12:30:00


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


Do it.


Your last words @ 2015/03/30 00:37:45


Post by: JamesGang


DO IT! DO IT OR I'LL CALL YOUR MOM!


Your last words @ 2015/04/03 22:17:35


Post by: lliu


Aliens are real!


Your last words @ 2015/04/04 02:48:15


Post by: JamesGang


You only want me dead because you weren't man enough in the sack!


Your last words @ 2015/04/04 02:52:43


Post by: JamesGang


...AND THAT GOD DAMNED STUPID FEATHER TOO!!!!


Your last words @ 2015/04/08 00:23:22


Post by: ThatSwellFella


Nothing but manic laughter, while everyone is crying(after all when i was born i cried and everyone was laughing)


Your last words @ 2015/04/08 23:10:10


Post by: JamesGang


Hahahahaha! Now you will never know where my overdue library book is hidden!


Your last words @ 2015/04/10 22:01:24


Post by: KaptinBadrukk


I think it is hidden in France.


Your last words @ 2015/04/11 00:54:50


Post by: JamesGang


MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS, HUN!


Your last words @ 2015/04/11 21:35:01


Post by: Happyjew


Oh, feth me...


Your last words @ 2015/04/12 04:31:00


Post by: JamesGang


"Do what you want to the girl but leave me alone!"