meh, gay jokes never really bothered me, I am not bothered by gay people and when I joke about it I am only joshing. (that pic is also going to be edited, but in a nice way this time)
ineptus astartes wrote:lemme guess, you are the drunk one under the pillows?
and if you don't date them, why do you-oh...chowder...I never knew you were batting for the other team, what a surprise.
A. Not Drunk, tired.
B. I'm straight. I very much detest gay jokes, as most of the kids in my school think I am.
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Cheesecat wrote:Soon Chowder's going to have so many pics of him with the hotties, that there won't be any good lookers left for him to choose.
Well, we're getting closer. This is me receiving a 3rd place trophy at Make-A-Wish with my skipper. No, I'm not dating her.
What's wrong with you? A teenage boy who isn't into hanky panky, doing the "do", coitus, sex, fething, getting it on, fun time, getting laid, in and out, screwing, bumping, banging, the nasty, hitting it, the home run,
slam dunk, poking, whoo hooing, rocking and rolling, scoring a goal, bringing it on home, jumping the bed, etc, etc I've never heard of such a thing. I would be nailing those girls in those photos like a plank of wood
(that or making them feel extremely uncomfortable).
I freaking hate facebook's new photos. they don't work any where :( Anyway me in the middle wearing the brown shirt and green plants giving orders on how to build a cement form and what we are doing for my eagle project.
If only i looked as badass as my Profile picture on dakkadakka.
Erm....have you ever READ the stuff that goes on in....well I was gunna say bedroom but lets face it, a dirty bathroom stall would suit him just fine. so pics wouldnt be appropriate
KingCracker wrote:Erm....have you ever READ the stuff that goes on in....well I was gunna say bedroom but lets face it, a dirty bathroom stall would suit him just fine. so pics wouldnt be appropriate
Cheesecat wrote:What's wrong with you? A teenage boy who isn't into hanky panky, doing the "do", coitus, sex, fething, getting it on, fun time, getting laid, in and out, screwing, bumping, banging, the nasty, hitting it, the home run,
slam dunk, poking, whoo hooing, rocking and rolling, scoring a goal, bringing it on home, jumping the bed, etc, etc I've never heard of such a thing. I would be nailing those girls in those photos like a plank of wood
(that or making them feel extremely uncomfortable).
And that is what we call: Fulfilling the stereotype!
Cheesecat wrote:What's wrong with you? A teenage boy who isn't into hanky panky, doing the "do", coitus, sex, fething, getting it on, fun time, getting laid, in and out, screwing, bumping, banging, the nasty, hitting it, the home run,
slam dunk, poking, whoo hooing, rocking and rolling, scoring a goal, bringing it on home, jumping the bed, etc, etc I've never heard of such a thing. I would be nailing those girls in those photos like a plank of wood
(that or making them feel extremely uncomfortable).
And that is what we call: Fulfilling the stereotype!
Or what we call Self Control. Something Cheesecat here seems to be deficient in
Cheesecat wrote:What's wrong with you? A teenage boy who isn't into hanky panky, doing the "do", coitus, sex, fething, getting it on, fun time, getting laid, in and out, screwing, bumping, banging, the nasty, hitting it, the home run,
slam dunk, poking, whoo hooing, rocking and rolling, scoring a goal, bringing it on home, jumping the bed, etc, etc I've never heard of such a thing. I would be nailing those girls in those photos like a plank of wood
(that or making them feel extremely uncomfortable).
And that is what we call: Fulfilling the stereotype!
Or what we call Self Control. Something Cheesecat here seems to be deficient in
Hey, what can I say, I hate "cock tease" relationships if the pretty ladies aren't interested in a physical relationship then don't show interest in me simple as that, they'll be doing both themselves and I a favour.
Cyporiean wrote:Me exhausted at Gencon talking with Beasts of War. I sound like crap.
My god you must of been sick of saying the same thing over and over. I saw a couple videos of you doing just that Was it fun or just all work?
I got a bit of time before/after exhibitor hours to go shopping and talk with my friends in the industry, but otherwise just work and then crash at the hotel room.
And yes, really tiring saying that same basic thing over and over and over at every demo. -.- I need one of those Jay Sherman signs that just says 'Buy My Game! Buy My Game!'
In a way I'm glad that The Warstore Weekend got canceled, as I now don't have another con to goto until Adepticon and can possibly get game in that is not a demo.
KingCracker wrote:Erm....have you ever READ the stuff that goes on in....well I was gunna say bedroom but lets face it, a dirty bathroom stall would suit him just fine. so pics wouldnt be appropriate
There are pics and they are by and large not appropriate. I have a couple really crappy pics of myself with the mistress/now-girlfriend fwiw. I'll try and get an actual good one.
edit: My tongue actually does hanging out wildly like that. I just sort of sliver around like some slave to pleasure seeking ever deeper and darker perversities.
We're very committed, yet I'll explain our stance in form of an anecdote. Last Thursday we were at a club celebrating a friend's 21st bday. Within our group was a guy who used to be a tranny before his last marriage which had ended. We ended up dancing on the floor together and things got "fun." I eventually decided I should seek her out and that she might be lonely, but was told she was in the bathroom so I waited outside. As she came out, another guy was flagging her down. I immediately grabbed her and planted a big one on her while flipping the guy off and smiling with a wink. She says "I totally just made out with that guy so he'd buy me a beer." I laugh and say "I totally just felt up [former tranny's name]." We smile at one another and walk back to our seats.
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:We're very committed, yet I'll explain our stance in form of an anecdote. Last Thursday we were at a club celebrating a friend's 21st bday. Within our group was a guy who used to be a tranny before his last marriage which had ended. We ended up dancing on the floor together and things got "fun." I eventually decided I should seek her out and that she might be lonely, but was told she was in the bathroom so I waited outside. As she came out, another guy was flagging her down. I immediately grabbed her and planted a big one on her while flipping the guy off and smiling with a wink. She says "I totally just made out with that guy so he'd buy me a beer." I laugh and say "I totally just felt up [former tranny's name]." We smile at one another and walk back to our seats.
Cannerus, you treat your life as one massive experiment with how far the envelope can be pushed, don't you?
Isn't that the best way to live ones life?...how much fun can one have being " careful and conservitive " all the time?...
Carry on Cannerus...and remember " This is not a dress rehearsal ."
Cannerus? Getting married? that would surly be hailing Armageddon...while I am at it I might as well dub him the sixth houseman of the apocalypse (Darko is the fifth, but he rides a cat)
"Slaaneshi champions seem to almost always follow the same path; as they become more and more absorbed in their goals, they become increasingly distant from their followers. But this aloof personna only serves to fuel the blind adoration of the champions' followers, and it is not long before the most succesful amongst them are worshipped as mortal avatars of their Dark Master's perfection."
Not very. That suit isn't actually a suit, it's our school blazer. Which is dirt cheap. And the shades too are quite crap if you actually look at them.
Rich, Warhammer...heh heh heh.
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I'm starting to regret this.
Undercover Man doesn't feel regret cause when he does the mission he does it good, when some pretty gal dumps her baggage on your lap you just go "undercover" with another lady. Under cover man wants no
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Ineptus, my friend, soon you will find that I hate everything that lives and breathes. I'm like Uzas, but with less chainaxe.
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Ineptus, my friend, soon you will find that I hate everything that lives and breathes. I'm like Uzas, but with less chainaxe.
Once again we'll remind users if they wish to contribute to this thread then they should not attach their handsome visages directly to Dakka, you'll need to link to use image tags to photobucket/similar.
Okay, I finally got my human disgu....err, I mean, my... "camera" (yes, that's it) fixed up. Behold, the paragon of rugged manliness, just finished with a game of 40k, and ready to go out for a smoke on me pipe:
daedalus wrote:Okay, I finally got my human disgu....err, I mean, my... "camera" (yes, that's it) fixed up. Behold, the paragon of rugged manliness, just finished with a game of 40k, and ready to go out for a smoke on me pipe:
daedalus wrote:Okay, I finally got my human disgu....err, I mean, my... "camera" (yes, that's it) fixed up. Behold, the paragon of rugged manliness, just finished with a game of 40k, and ready to go out for a smoke on me pipe:
Got the same poster !
Yeah, it's actually my roommates. He also has a Count Dooku one in another corner of the room. Complete nerd. Being the classy classy gentleman I am however, I have C.M. Coolidge's "A Friend in Need" up on the wall. I also have a sign that says "Beware Pickpockets and Loose Women."
purplefood wrote:I never really uderstood what the suburbs were...
In a city but not in a city was all i got...
Yea thats pretty close to what it is. I too live in the suburbs
I'm in the 'burbs of houston. Generally, it's a smaller town near a bigger city, with quiet, peaceful neighborhoods and hot babes out jogging. Yeah. That's suburbia at its finest...
daedalus wrote:Okay, I finally got my human disgu....err, I mean, my... "camera" (yes, that's it) fixed up. Behold, the paragon of rugged manliness, just finished with a game of 40k, and ready to go out for a smoke on me pipe:
Got the same poster !
Yeah, it's actually my roommates. He also has a Count Dooku one in another corner of the room. Complete nerd. Being the classy classy gentleman I am however, I have C.M. Coolidge's "A Friend in Need" up on the wall. I also have a sign that says "Beware Pickpockets and Loose Women."
As I said, class.
I just have about 50 Vinyl Album covers (From Jimi to Jackson) nailed/tacked to my wall. All with the records still in them.
purplefood wrote:I never really uderstood what the suburbs were...
In a city but not in a city was all i got...
Yea thats pretty close to what it is. I too live in the suburbs
I'm in the 'burbs of houston. Generally, it's a smaller town near a bigger city, with quiet, peaceful neighborhoods and hot babes out jogging. Yeah. That's suburbia at its finest...
For some reason I've been seeing more hot babes jogging around my area of town (Aberdeen) as well, then again Kamloops has always been full of foxy ladies or it could be that global warming has caused huge the
daedalus wrote:Okay, I finally got my human disgu....err, I mean, my... "camera" (yes, that's it) fixed up. Behold, the paragon of rugged manliness, just finished with a game of 40k, and ready to go out for a smoke on me pipe:
Got the same poster !
Yeah, it's actually my roommates. He also has a Count Dooku one in another corner of the room. Complete nerd. Being the classy classy gentleman I am however, I have C.M. Coolidge's "A Friend in Need" up on the wall. I also have a sign that says "Beware Pickpockets and Loose Women."
As I said, class.
I have that poster too, and i am in awe of your pipe daedalus!
You also really remind me of someone, and im trying to work out who it is......
ChrisWWII wrote:It was a rushed picture, I didn't notice the stupid collar till after we were done, but I couldn't get a retake since our tour had already started.
That sucks. That is also the reason why I wear dress shirts with the buttons for each collar piece to keep it perfect
Shame on you. button-downs may never be worn with a suit!
daedalus wrote:Okay, I finally got my human disgu....err, I mean, my... "camera" (yes, that's it) fixed up. Behold, the paragon of rugged manliness, just finished with a game of 40k, and ready to go out for a smoke on me pipe:
"There, Watson, this infernal case had haunted me for ten days. I hereby banish it completely from my presence. "
KingCracker wrote:
Not to mention only girl boys that cant grow proper beards complain about beards. HA!
I submit that most anyone can grow a beard. It just takes... not shaving.
Sure, it will be a thin, laughable beard, but still a beard.
I for one use the test used for eons before us, by our ancestral primates. Are you a silverback?
Can you grow more chest hair than Austin Powers, laughing at even that International Man of Mystery?
Can you then shave it into shapes, imposing your will upon the landscape (manscape?) of your body?
Do you then possess the fortitude to go out in public and bear it proudly?
If not, I submit that these are the true girly men. Anyone can grow a beard.
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Doomthumbs wrote:
I submit that most anyone can grow a beard. It just takes... not shaving.
Sure, it will be a thin, laughable beard, but still a beard.
I for one use the test used for eons before us, by our ancestral primates. Are you a silverback?
Can you grow more chest hair than Austin Powers, laughing at even that International Man of Mystery?
Can you then shave it into shapes, imposing your will upon the landscape (manscape?) of your body?
Do you then possess the fortitude to go out in public and bear it proudly?
If not, I submit that these are the true girly men. Anyone can grow a beard.
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A thick mane of back hair is the true mark of a man. From broad shoulder to 'twixt the seat and thereunder.
KingCracker wrote:Annnnd the awkward award for most awkward nerd post goes to.......
Umppu! Thanks for scaring away another female gamer Umppu! Give em a round of applauds folks
I think that part of the problem might be the fact that there is a severe lack of pictures of women to perv over on the internet. Someone really ought to do something about that.
In Other News: corpsesarefun secures nomination for Most Handsomest Dakkanaut 2011. Though the suggestion may not immediately concern the much-fancied (by himself) early favourite Cannerus_the_Unbearable, it seems that the spirited British newcomer is gearing up for a major assault on the title this season, and the early signs are that this year's competition will be hotly contested.
Right you are Albatross, looks like this years competition is heating up though. Thank god, after Cannerus's sweep at last years awards, this is indeed, going to be one to watch!
Albatross wrote:
I think that part of the problem might be the fact that there is a severe lack of pictures of women to perv over on the internet. Someone really ought to do something about that.
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Funny, that was my halloween costume then too.
Bet you looked killer.
Lumppu wrote:Would not mind seeing more pics hehe! Nice to see that also the prettier gender is wargaming.
Um...thank you. Unfortunately I'm not a fan of having pics taken of me so those are pretty much all ya'll will get to see, unless someone takes a sneak pic...but they usually don't live to show it anyways so...
KingCracker wrote:Annnnd the awkward award for most awkward nerd post goes to.......
Umppu! Thanks for scaring away another female gamer Umppu! Give em a round of applauds folks
So what exactly was the costume in question? I saw demon/vampire/fairy/sexy costume all wrapped up into 1
Don't worry. It takes more than that to scare me away.
I'm not sure what I was...some daemon chick of some sort. I was just sorta tossing gak together. Took me forever to do the make-up and nails....damn I hate fake nails.
Albatross wrote:
I think that part of the problem might be the fact that there is a severe lack of pictures of women to perv over on the internet. Someone really ought to do something about that.
They have. It's called porn...I'm not a supporter (nor a basher though)...but if one must, I suppose they must.
corpsesarefun wrote:Also, bunnygurl is a girl? who knew.
Don't you hate it when people internet names are soooo misleading? What you expect me to otherwise be...a bunny?
Chowderhead wrote:Oh silly Bunnygurl, welcome to Dakka. Once people know that you are a real woman, they will begin PMing you for nudes or trying to ask you out.
Just ask BrookM. She's a Dutch Supermodel, and gets PMs all the time.
I can confirm that my post was indeed sarcastic. It was one-time mistake on my part, and I sincerely regret any distress that my actions may have caused. There is, in fact, a preponderance of pictures of women, in various states of undress, on the internet. Once again, I apologise for my facetiousness, and assure all present that it will not happen again.
Albatross wrote:I can confirm that my post was indeed sarcastic. It was one-time mistake on my part, and I sincerely regret any distress that my actions may have caused. There is, in fact, a preponderance of pictures of women, in various states of undress, on the internet. Once again, I apologise for my facetiousness, and assure all present that it will not happen again.
Right, gang?
Oh great! next thing you'll do is have us believing that there are prank videos involving Rick Astley. Where does it stop?!
Chowderhead wrote:Oh silly Bunnygurl, welcome to Dakka. Once people know that you are a real woman, they will begin PMing you for nudes or trying to ask you out.
Just ask BrookM. She's a Dutch Supermodel, and gets PMs all the time.
Sister of Kreig is a british underwear model according to Cadiancommander...
Chowderhead wrote:Oh silly Bunnygurl, welcome to Dakka. Once people know that you are a real woman, they will begin PMing you for nudes or trying to ask you out.
Just ask BrookM. She's a Dutch Supermodel, and gets PMs all the time.
Hell, ask Chowdahhead. She's always hearing about that goofy teenage boy in the pics with her...
Chowderhead wrote:Oh silly Bunnygurl, welcome to Dakka. Once people know that you are a real woman, they will begin PMing you for nudes or trying to ask you out.
Just ask BrookM. She's a Dutch Supermodel, and gets PMs all the time.
Hell, ask Chowdahhead. She's always hearing about that goofy teenage boy in the pics with her...
just as a warning, I have made 'joke' costumes each year not limited to that one time (during all that stock market biz) i went as wall street, I wore a suit, tie, werewolf mask, a briefcase, demanded people's income tax and wore a 'golden parachute' on my back.
i also (in 5th grade) went as a math book, it was the most terrifying thing for me. 'The Scare root' I wrote on it. 'give me some pi' I wrote on it.
ineptus astartes wrote:i also (in 5th grade) went as a math book, it was the most terrifying thing for me. 'The Scare root' I wrote on it. 'give me some pi' I wrote on it.
I was so unfunny back then.
that's so not funny it almost is... jokeception...
Also the boy in the front has the most high looking expression I have ever seen. 
i just ruined orkmoticons....
Jeezus christ...
