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Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 18:50:02


Post by: WARORK93


lord commissar klimino wrote:still waiting on WARORK on that regard....


patience grasshopper, to become the master of the RP you must learn patience

*assumes meditative position*

give me a minute...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 18:52:28


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


lord commissar klimino wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:You fools! Everyone knows that Kroot are chicken-men.


they have beaks yes,but they are tougher than chickens! but they cant fly.....dang,these things are more wrong than i thought!


Dunno about you, but I've never seen a chicken that can actually fly anyway. A chicken that can live for two years without a head, yeah that's easy. But flight? Pschaw!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 18:55:32


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


WARORK93 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:still waiting on WARORK on that regard....


patience grasshopper, to become the master of the RP you must learn patience

*assumes meditative position*

give me a minute...


*rushes in and crushes Work beneath my mighty Power-armored boots*

"I CLAIM MASTERSHIP OF THIS ROLEPLAY HURRRR DRAIGO!"

/thread.



Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 19:03:25


Post by: ineptus astartes


a bit of Necron POV is up...how'd I do?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 19:07:09


Post by: WARORK93


straight up machine talk....emotionless...creepy...nice

But 1200/1400 necrons?!?!? WE ARE DOOMED!!!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 19:09:55


Post by: ineptus astartes


that is 200 units (units 1200 through 1400)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 19:12:49


Post by: WARORK93


200 necrons? That's better I supp---*gets zapped*


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 19:15:04


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


FOR THE EMPEROR! NOW HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS BLASTED CABINET?

Will Dreadnought's and Psycannons do the trick? I want my Titansword back.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 19:19:09


Post by: ineptus astartes


you can use the rat-holes (there is at least one in every cabinet and they span the house like a game of space hulk)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 19:21:06


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


ineptus astartes wrote:you can use the rat-holes (there is at least one in every cabinet and they span the house like a game of space hulk)


Does that mean I can't blow the doors?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 19:21:54


Post by: lord commissar klimino


im back...and barely alive after mowing in this heat....

200 necrons only? it seems like a human could win that fight,or at least still have some meat on his bones afterwards.i think for logic reasons we need more.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 19:22:04


Post by: ineptus astartes


it means if you do you will likly blow the cans of lysol too...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 19:49:45


Post by: WARORK93


Craps gettin blown up and we've only made a few scratches...

Yep, we're dead unless we get some major reinforcements...

Hey Ineptus can you have Mark "let slip the dogs of war?"


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 19:50:00


Post by: lord commissar klimino


NOOO! my broadside! hats fething it! im gonna shoot the gak out of em! oh,look,here comes my entrie fething army! *continues rant for sevral hours*


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 19:51:47


Post by: ineptus astartes


...these are 'crons BEFORE they got nerfed...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 19:53:37


Post by: ineptus astartes


maybe some folks will come to your aid...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 19:55:50


Post by: lord commissar klimino


ineptus astartes wrote:...these are 'crons BEFORE they got nerfed...


this got me thinking...how is it decided how they work in this-it should be the codexexes. they control us! without them we wouldnt be have are skills,are past,or anything! and marks friend only owns an old necron codex...we must burn it!

but i like the concept,and it would answer some questions


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:09:30


Post by: ineptus astartes


dere! dere's yer support umie!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:10:19


Post by: ineptus astartes




like it? i gotz more were dat came frum!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:13:11


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


ineptus astartes wrote:...these are 'crons BEFORE they got nerfed...


Or they're the ones from my 'dex.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:13:16


Post by: Devastator


lord commissar klimino wrote:hats fething it!

Caution, rapist hats ahead.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:15:34


Post by: lord commissar klimino


Devastator wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:hats fething it!

Caution, rapist hats ahead.


dang typos wait...arnt you playing this thought i saw your name on the OP.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:16:09


Post by: ineptus astartes


you gonna post another bit dev? like i said. in this RP you have to be waving your arms, bellow in your face, assertive.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:17:28


Post by: Devastator


Its 11pm here, will try post something tomorrow.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:18:45


Post by: ineptus astartes


good. (WARORK: howed'd you like the little 'line' I gave your character?)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:23:05


Post by: lord commissar klimino


ineptus astartes wrote:good. (WARORK: howed'd you like the little 'line' I gave your character?)


not sure what he thinks but i found it very funny


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:26:01


Post by: WARORK93


ineptus astartes wrote:good. (WARORK: howed'd you like the little 'line' I gave your character?)


I knew it would be funny but i was going to save it until right before my character died...

Either way, that was pretty good


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:27:57


Post by: lord commissar klimino


WARORK93 wrote:
ineptus astartes wrote:good. (WARORK: howed'd you like the little 'line' I gave your character?)


I knew it would be funny but i was going to save it until right before my character died...

Either way, that was pretty good


i thought you might be killing him....i might of saved you with my bombardment though


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:28:46


Post by: ineptus astartes


so who will you be coming back as?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:34:05


Post by: WARORK93


ineptus astartes wrote:so who will you be coming back as?


Well, I kinda have to die first, as it is, the Necrons are being hit from three sides by Guard, Tau, and Orks, so, it might end up happening that these crons get killed before my guy does...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:40:35


Post by: ineptus astartes


acually I kind of hope your charachter does not die.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:45:43


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


I might have Draigo body slam the Necron force and kill them with sheer awesomeness.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:51:09


Post by: WARORK93


Darkvoidof40k wrote:I might have Draigo body slam the Necron force and kill them with sheer awesomeness.


You do that and meanwhile, Kern will be fighting for his life against a Necron Lord....


"Woohoooo! I'm alive, that Monolith killed my stormblade and blew up its Plasma reactor and killed all my crew but I'm alive!"

*Necron Lord steps out*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU----*zapped*


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:52:46


Post by: ineptus astartes


Mark just spilled lysol ALL over...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:56:43


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


ineptus astartes wrote:Mark just spilled lysol ALL over...


Assuming that's some kind of acidic chemical that's highly reactive with plastic, resin and metal.. heh. Heh heh heh.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 20:58:24


Post by: ineptus astartes


why, yes! how'd you guess?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 21:00:45


Post by: WARORK93


Wait, i thought we were real minis, you know, like actual 40k stuff except miniaturized...



Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 21:07:08


Post by: ineptus astartes


yes. we are (you are)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 21:16:21


Post by: WARORK93


So the lysol doesn't do anything besides cover us in cleaning chemicals? Because that's the only thing that will happen to flesh and blood (and metal) minis....


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 21:26:32


Post by: Kasrkai


Looking back, I'm proud Darko didn't pull out Matt Wards baby carrier Dreadknight.



YO DAWG I HERD U LEIK POWER ARMER.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 21:28:30


Post by: ineptus astartes


lysol is highly toxic in large amounts. and when interspersed him other chemacles tends to eat away a metal


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 21:29:21


Post by: ineptus astartes


SO I ADDED MULTILAZORS TO YOUR POWER ARMOR!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 21:31:04


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


Kasrkai wrote:Looking back, I'm proud Darko didn't pull out Matt Wards baby carrier Dreadknight.




I did.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 21:39:25


Post by: Kasrkai


Darkvoidof40k wrote:
Kasrkai wrote:Looking back, I'm proud Darko didn't pull out Matt Wards baby carrier Dreadknight.




I did.


/TacticalTerminatorFacepalm


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 21:51:22


Post by: WARORK93


Kasrkai wrote:"SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHILE THE COMMISSAR IS WORKING."


I fell out of my chair....


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 21:53:20


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


WARORK93 wrote:
Kasrkai wrote:"SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHILE THE COMMISSAR IS WORKING."


I fell out of my chair....


I found it funny, but didn't laugh. I've expended most of my humor already.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 21:55:26


Post by: ineptus astartes


I found it...interesting...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 21:56:08


Post by: WARORK93


Post on whether my guy makes it or not coming up next, stay tuned...

EDIT: Aight, that's done...

Ineptus, I'm going to assume the WAAAGH is gonna overrun the necrons and take out anything that's left of the kriegers...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 22:33:51


Post by: lord commissar klimino


WARORK93 wrote:Post on whether my guy makes it or not coming up next, stay tuned...

EDIT: Aight, that's done...

Ineptus, I'm going to assume the WAAAGH is gonna overrun the necrons and take out anything that's left of the kriegers...


gakin shame,i liked him vio shall atend his funeral...if he isnt shot...with all this fighting he might just be the one to bury you


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 22:36:03


Post by: ineptus astartes


yeh. I plan on having the WHAAAGH take the jungle and kreigsmens base after forcing the 'crons to take another route of attak


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 22:45:45


Post by: WARORK93


lord commissar klimino wrote:
WARORK93 wrote:Post on whether my guy makes it or not coming up next, stay tuned...

EDIT: Aight, that's done...

Ineptus, I'm going to assume the WAAAGH is gonna overrun the necrons and take out anything that's left of the kriegers...


gakin shame,i liked him vio shall attend his funeral...if he isn't shot...with all this fighting he might just be the one to bury you


Not really, I didn't like the character all that much and I didn't like my men being such a big target, I think I'm going to come back in as a much small force this time...

Platoon of Tanith conversions here I come!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 22:46:26


Post by: ineptus astartes


'night all.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 22:47:10


Post by: lord commissar klimino


WARORK93 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
WARORK93 wrote:Post on whether my guy makes it or not coming up next, stay tuned...

EDIT: Aight, that's done...

Ineptus, I'm going to assume the WAAAGH is gonna overrun the necrons and take out anything that's left of the kriegers...


gakin shame,i liked him vio shall attend his funeral...if he isn't shot...with all this fighting he might just be the one to bury you


Not really, I didn't like the character all that much and I didn't like my men being such a big target, I think I'm going to come back in as a much small force this time...

Platoon of Tanith conversions here I come!


true..but i likes his talk 1st shoot later if need be attitude.all the other humans players seemed to just want to shoot everything.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 22:52:17


Post by: ineptus astartes


make your force a decent size though... the other baddies (DE nids Crons daemons) have not been encountered yet...

and remember kasrkai lost over 3 men in two pages


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 22:57:35


Post by: WARORK93


lord commissar klimino wrote:true..but i likes his talk 1st shoot later if need be attitude.all the other humans players seemed to just want to shoot everything.


That's likely to stay the same for the next guy, its just how I write, what I think qualifies for common sense...

ineptus astartes wrote:make your force a decent size though... the other baddies (DE nids Crons daemons) have not been encountered yet...

and remember kasrkai lost over 3 men in two pages


It will be, I think as compensation we should access to the bitz box or something along those lines soon...

Besides, I plan on making a rather early alliance with the ambush alley guys, specifically any Brits amongst them, I think the Tanith and them will have a good bit in common...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 23:01:16


Post by: lord commissar klimino


also how can i get reinforcements? im fairly sure ive had massive losses....


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 23:01:41


Post by: ineptus astartes


yeah...possibly the rangers too

'night.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 23:36:15


Post by: Kasrkai


Next time, I think I'm going to go with Tau or Marines. Less fragile, though I won't value them as much.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 23:39:15


Post by: lord commissar klimino


Kasrkai wrote:Next time, I think I'm going to go with Tau or Marines. Less fragile, though I won't value them as much.


im quite enjoying being a tau and valueing them too...my poor broadsides.....my poor chickens....my poor flying in-well,i dont care about them as much.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 23:41:18


Post by: Kasrkai


Next time, Tau. Definitely. None of that ethereal crap either. Farsight style.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/16 23:44:14


Post by: lord commissar klimino


Kasrkai wrote:Next time, Tau. Definitely. None of that ethereal crap either. Farsight style.


you can have your guy get killed and then come join me after this fight the reinforcements would be helpful anyways


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 01:02:08


Post by: lord commissar klimino


nice post yeroc. id say what might be wrong if it mattered. WARORK killed his character so its free game. and although i think the tau would of gotten more damage,i do agree the necrons are toast. they are overpowered number wise and have 2 giants smashing them,so i dont think they are going to win. so good job you traitorous brute


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 01:16:52


Post by: WARORK93


I think it might be best for all of kreigers to die instead of just half, otherwise we just have a hundred and fifty kriegsguard running around with no commander...

That is unless there's a pro imperial force that will take command of the rest of them as I don't plan on doing it...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 01:19:58


Post by: lord commissar klimino


WARORK93 wrote:I think it might be best for all of kreigers to die instead of just half, otherwise we just have a hundred and fifty kriegsguard running around with no commander...

That is unless there's a pro imperial force that will take command of the rest of them as I don't plan on doing it...


yeah....but thank you masked humans for helping end the necron threat! we will bury your body under...something to honor your brave,if not stupid,charge and defeat of the necron lord. *salutes dead jakob*

also im currently looking for my taus theme song


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 01:24:40


Post by: yeroc500


I'll happily take them. I need sacrifices. Here i'll rp it. Oh and ty klimino. I take what i want, when i know its fresh.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 01:32:14


Post by: lord commissar klimino


typed epic communist song to find this one this is the tau!






Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 01:32:23


Post by: WARORK93


lord commissar klimino wrote:Yeah....but thank you masked humans for helping end the necron threat! we will bury your body under...something to honor your brave,if not stupid,charge and defeat of the necron lord. *salutes dead jakob*

also I'm currently looking for my taus theme song


Eh, I thought it was an appropriate last stand for the kriegsguard...

BTW: Will this suffice for the theme song?

Spoiler:



I always imagined the Tau as a Sun Tzu oriented faction with all their awesome battle doctrines and what not...



Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 01:37:23


Post by: lord commissar klimino


WARORK93 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:Yeah....but thank you masked humans for helping end the necron threat! we will bury your body under...something to honor your brave,if not stupid,charge and defeat of the necron lord. *salutes dead jakob*

also I'm currently looking for my taus theme song


Eh, I thought it was an appropriate last stand for the kriegsguard...

BTW: Will this suffice for the theme song?

Spoiler:



I always imagined the Tau as a Sun Tzu oriented faction with all their awesome battle doctrines and what not...



epic...better than the one i found


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 01:45:37


Post by: WARORK93


Well, if your looking for an awesome communist theme song there's always this...

Spoiler:





Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 01:53:45


Post by: lord commissar klimino


not bad,but i like songs with words better.

now this is the chaos theme




Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:01:56


Post by: WARORK93


@LCK You do realize that the song is about the Falklands war and as such, the only thing Chaos related about it is the video clips...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:03:13


Post by: lord commissar klimino


WARORK93 wrote:@LCK You do realize that the song is about the Falklands war and as such, the only thing Chaos related about it is the video clips...


so? its obviously not the original clip. still is epic. whether meant to or not they made it fit


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:09:12


Post by: WARORK93


lord commissar klimino wrote:So? its obviously not the original clip. still is epic. whether meant to or not they made it fit


I'll agree that its epic, all Sabaton's songs are, but I don't think I'll argue the point further as this argument would probably span many pages and have nothing at all to do with the RP...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:11:38


Post by: lord commissar klimino


speaking of rp,hows that new character coming along? *hint hint* *just to make sure slips piece of paper to you that reads "work on him"*


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:15:00


Post by: WARORK93


Don't worry your little head, he's already up there, he's been up there ever since I made him to be in my Gaunt's Ghosts Fan Fics

I just have yet to get off my lazy butt and write him up, too busy watching Deadliest Warrior...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:19:07


Post by: lord commissar klimino


WARORK93 wrote:Don't worry your little head, he's already up there, he's been up there ever since I made him to be in my Gaunt's Ghosts Fan Fics

I just have yet to get off my lazy butt and write him up, too busy watching Deadliest Warrior...



you had to say that.....*ahem* holy feth thats a good show! and i mean good. good as in best epic show of its kind!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:20:28


Post by: WARORK93


lord commissar klimino wrote:you had to say that.....*ahem* holy feth thats a good show! and i mean good. good as in best epic show of its kind!


Uhm...lulwut? I don't get it...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:25:02


Post by: lord commissar klimino


WARORK93 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:you had to say that.....*ahem* holy feth thats a good show! and i mean good. good as in best epic show of its kind!


Uhm...lulwut? I don't get it...


heresy.no.worse than heresy!a disgrace to life and the universe! deadliest warrior you arrogant freak! now go jump into a black hole cause even the warp doesn't want you anymore! no personal offense meant


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:26:44


Post by: Kasrkai


Go ahead and kill me off. I think I'll switch to a support role for someone else. Fits me better.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:29:00


Post by: lord commissar klimino


Kasrkai wrote:Go ahead and kill me off. I think I'll switch to a support role for someone else. Fits me better.


thats 2 deaths so redo in a day....im not going to,have darko or yeroc man....we only have 2 non human players...come join me or make a new faction,cause its kinda ridiculous....


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:29:18


Post by: yeroc500


Man you guys are worse than a married couple. Remind me to not get imbetween you guys.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:30:16


Post by: yeroc500


Again blood for the blood god. Thats all i`m saying.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:30:49


Post by: lord commissar klimino


yeroc500 wrote:Man you guys are worse than a married couple. Remind me to not get imbetween you guys.


nah,please do. and you think this is bad,try talking to darko


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:31:35


Post by: WARORK93


@LCK Ah, I see you are not a fan of the show...fear not, the only reason i watch it is to see people make other people bleed, might as well call the show "Deadliest Weapon"

Although I will unashamedly admit winning quite a few bets on that show


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:33:25


Post by: Kasrkai


Guess I'll help Klimino.

BEHOLD THE COMING OF THE KEV'DO ZE!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:37:01


Post by: Kasrkai


That would be 100 Fire Warriors, 10 Crisis Battle Suits, 10 Broadsides, 50 Kroot, and 2 Wings of Vespid Scouts.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:46:47


Post by: lord commissar klimino


WARORK93 wrote:@LCK Ah, I see you are not a fan of the show...fear not, the only reason i watch it is to see people make other people bleed, might as well call the show "Deadliest Weapon"

Although I will unashamedly admit winning quite a few bets on that show


...dude,re read..i love the show man....you hurt me with words

Kasrkai wrote:That would be 100 Fire Warriors, 10 Crisis Battle Suits, 10 Broadsides, 50 Kroot, and 2 Wings of Vespid Scouts.


umm,lol.thats more than i had.but then again you have less vehicles. i posted what i have left...
and i call crisis XV8 myself. also i made the numbers how they should be. a full squad of fire warriors is 12,and that doesn't go into 100 evenly.also thats 9 broadsides,9 crisis suits, and 22 vespid

wow,now im sounding like a army nazi......


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:49:19


Post by: WARORK93


lord commissar klimino wrote:...dude, re-read..I love the show man....you hurt me with words


Ooooooooooooh..................

Why didn't you just say that?



Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:51:16


Post by: lord commissar klimino


WARORK93 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:...dude, re-read..I love the show man....you hurt me with words


Ooooooooooooh..................

Why didn't you just say that?



cause i said 'that show',you only said one show and somehow got confused,so then i had to say red letters of doom for you insolence.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 02:55:21


Post by: WARORK93


lord commissar klimino wrote:Cause I said 'that show',you only said one show and somehow got confused, so then I had to say red letters of doom for you insolence.


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...........

I'll take your word for it and call the argument done.




Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 03:02:25


Post by: lord commissar klimino


so...now that the necrons have been decimated what do you think will get thrown at us this time around?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 03:04:46


Post by: WARORK93


Well there's the small matter of an Ork WAAAAAGH!!!

And I cant help but wonder if Mark's friend used this paint, then who else did?

>.>

<.<

O.O


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 03:06:58


Post by: lord commissar klimino


WARORK93 wrote:Well there's the small matter of an Ork WAAAAAGH!!!

And I cant help but wonder if Mark's friend used this paint, then who else did?

>.>

<.<

O.O


oh nos

>.>

<.<

>.<

the perverted teens that make very awkward custom slaneesh armies.....


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 03:18:36


Post by: Kasrkai


I changed my mind about helping you. I like the rogue think better, so I'm using an army list less than standard. I have 10 squads of 10 Firewarriors, a pair of each suit as a team, 10 Kroot to a squad, and 2 wings of Vespid, 5 each.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 03:19:50


Post by: Kasrkai


lord commissar klimino wrote:
WARORK93 wrote:Well there's the small matter of an Ork WAAAAAGH!!!

And I cant help but wonder if Mark's friend used this paint, then who else did?

>.>

<.<

O.O


oh nos

>.>

<.<

>.<

the perverted teens that make very awkward custom slaneesh armies.....


Worse.

A group of little girls painted their barbies and ponies with it.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 03:21:25


Post by: lord commissar klimino


Kasrkai wrote:I changed my mind about helping you. I like the rogue think better, so I'm using an army list less than standard. I have 10 squads of 10 Firewarriors, a pair of each suit as a team, 10 Kroot to a squad, and 2 wings of Vespid, 5 each.


what?!?!? the greater good doesn't allow such things! one goal,one nation,one people united for the greater good! if you want commando "lone wolf" stuff the XV15 and XV25 are made for that


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 03:22:50


Post by: lord commissar klimino


Kasrkai wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
WARORK93 wrote:Well there's the small matter of an Ork WAAAAAGH!!!

And I cant help but wonder if Mark's friend used this paint, then who else did?

>.>

<.<

O.O


oh nos

>.>

<.<

>.<

the perverted teens that make very awkward custom slaneesh armies.....


Worse.

A group of little girls painted their barbies and ponies with it.


ok..so mark bought it from a chineese dude.he then gave it to phillip. he then gave it to a little girl.....this is so so strange....


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 03:54:17


Post by: ineptus astartes


or you could go marine and purge purge purge.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 04:08:03


Post by: lord commissar klimino


ineptus astartes wrote:or you could go marine and purge purge purge.


we have enough humans with darko and deve and trollpie.....


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 04:14:22


Post by: WARORK93


ineptus astartes wrote:or you could go marine and purge purge purge.


There's always that...

Player: WARORK

Character: Captain Edric Mkarth

Height (in centimetres): 3

Weapons/gear: Lasgun, camo cloak, straight silver, assorted grenades, recon gear, the ability to kill just about anything.

Age: 6 months

Summary: Some of Mark's best work, a full company of expertly converted Tanith troopers headed by its captain. Many familiar faces come from the original limited edition packs of Gaunt's Ghosts.

Aight I imagine a company to be about 150 men with three platoons of 50 each so...just imagine 150 badasses running around blowing up stuff...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 04:20:58


Post by: lord commissar klimino


marks titles: the great color giver,mork,demon prince,titan.

philips titles: the great lazy one,gork.

man,they must be confused....


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 04:25:03


Post by: ineptus astartes


any dedicated transports/dropships?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 04:26:36


Post by: ineptus astartes


actually I believe it is mark who is gork (the biggust wun)

and phillip who is mork (da almost biggest wun)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 04:32:04


Post by: lord commissar klimino


ineptus astartes wrote:actually I believe it is mark who is gork (the biggust wun)

and phillip who is mork (da almost biggest wun)


its sneaky and strong.... but i wonder how many more can they even gain. also i was almost expecting philip to kick me for calling him that


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 04:44:19


Post by: ineptus astartes


'the great lazy one?'


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 04:45:10


Post by: lord commissar klimino


ineptus astartes wrote:'the great lazy one?'


cause for most the time they have seen him he has been asleep on the couch.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 04:51:08


Post by: ineptus astartes


good point...he will never hear the end of this.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 04:56:06


Post by: lord commissar klimino


ima wait for something like an event or mark and philip just talking about what happened


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 05:14:04


Post by: WARORK93


ineptus astartes wrote:any dedicated transports/dropships?


I dunno, do the Tanith have those?

Edit: It seems I have a namesake now...and he's screaming something about "paltry"


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 05:16:49


Post by: ineptus astartes


chimeras and valkyreis according to Blood Pact.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 05:19:34


Post by: WARORK93


ineptus astartes wrote:chimeras and valkyreis according to Blood Pact.


I believe those belonged to the inquisition, according to that book...

Hold on, I've got an idea as to how I can get access to vehicles though...Can you say hijack?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 05:19:51


Post by: lord commissar klimino


WARORK93 wrote:
ineptus astartes wrote:any dedicated transports/dropships?


I dunno, do the Tanith have those?


tanith:

Battle Style

The Tanith are unparalleled scouts, marksmen, masters of stealth tactics, and excellent light infantry. They are said to possess an unerring sense of direction, traits developed for survival on a planet where the forests actually move to conceal the path taken. Verghastite and Belladon claim no such uncanny abilities, but are also proven light infantry specialists, with Verghastite Hive City backgrounds in particular complementing the talents of the Tanith woodsmen.

The First and Only excels in stealth infiltration missions, but has proven particularly tenacious in defensive operations in urban terrain. Even amongst such light infiltration infantry as the Tanith, there is always room for the truly elite. In the Ghosts these take on two forms: The aptly named Scouts, lead by Mkoll, who specialise in reconnaisance and covert operations. The other elite organisation within the Ghosts are the Sniper division. There tends to be an over-representation of Verghastites excelling in snipers while Tanith natives dominate in the scouts.

Appearance & Uniform
The Tanith First on Hagia

The Tanith uniform is black, with optional helmets for standard troopers and forage caps for the regiment's elite scout platoon. Camo-cloaks (made of the fictional material "cameleoline") are standard. Every soldier has a long, double-edged bayonet/combat blade the Tanith call Straight Silver. Their favoured special weapons include long-las sniper rifles and flame throwers, and portable missile launchers the Tanith nickname "tread fethers". The cap badge for the Tanith is a wreath-surrounded skull with three daggers behind it; each dagger representing a Tanith regiment. On the badge is the inscription "For Tanith, For the Emperor". After the destruction of the Tanith 2nd and 3rd regiments, the Tanith snap off the two outside daggers on their cap badges. The Verghastite cap badge is an axe-rake to symbolise their former hive's mining and industrial background. These pins and other badges that indicate rank or specialisation are dulled down with soot or boot-black to aid in stealth operations.
Weapons & Equipment

The Tanith are noted as being adept at using the Flamer and Missile Launcher (though the type of missile-launcher they favour appears to be a cut-down rocket-tube referred to informally as a "tread-fether") and also regularly deploy autocannons and sniper rifles.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 05:21:29


Post by: WARORK93


lord commissar klimino wrote:tanith:

Battle Style

The Tanith are unparalleled scouts, marksmen, masters of stealth tactics, and excellent light infantry. They are said to possess an unerring sense of direction, traits developed for survival on a planet where the forests actually move to conceal the path taken. Verghastite and Belladon claim no such uncanny abilities, but are also proven light infantry specialists, with Verghastite Hive City backgrounds in particular complementing the talents of the Tanith woodsmen.

The First and Only excels in stealth infiltration missions, but has proven particularly tenacious in defensive operations in urban terrain. Even amongst such light infiltration infantry as the Tanith, there is always room for the truly elite. In the Ghosts these take on two forms: The aptly named Scouts, lead by Mkoll, who specialise in reconnaisance and covert operations. The other elite organisation within the Ghosts are the Sniper division. There tends to be an over-representation of Verghastites excelling in snipers while Tanith natives dominate in the scouts.


That was a sarcastic question, I know that, apparently Ineptus doesn't though...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 05:22:53


Post by: lord commissar klimino


added more on uniform and weaponry just for you


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 05:24:53


Post by: ineptus astartes


I just think that if you attack anyone with ONLY infantry, yo are gonna die in a second.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 05:25:36


Post by: WARORK93


lord commissar klimino wrote:added more on uniform and weaponry just for you


Oi git! Shoot off dat mouf sum more an I'll start doin sum shootin ov my own!

ineptus astartes wrote: I just think that if you attack anyone with ONLY infantry, yo are gonna die in a second.


That could actually be a cool joke, while everyone else has codexes to tell them how awesome they are or how bad they suck, the Tanith have something much better: The fluff set by Dan Abnett, thanks to him, guardsmen can kill just about anything, including marines at close range apparently...

Besides, they have to spot my guys first, remember, the Tanith are scottish ninjas AND I'm planning on making friends anyway...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 05:26:19


Post by: lord commissar klimino


ineptus astartes wrote: I just think that if you attack anyone with ONLY infantry, yo are gonna die in a second.


depends on what those infantry have and how skilled they are.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 05:29:02


Post by: lord commissar klimino


WARORK93 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:added more on uniform and weaponry just for you


Oi git! Shoot off dat mouf sum more an I'll start doin sum shootin ov my own!



why good sir you have gone too far in this highly vocal conversation *sips tea* i do say you should watch that loose tongue of yours.*sips tea* and please do work on those words for me good day chap! *sips tea*


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 05:32:43


Post by: ineptus astartes


you might want to take some fast-deployment valkeyreis to get where you're going quickly though.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 05:34:23


Post by: WARORK93


ineptus astartes wrote:you might want to take some fast-deployment Valkyries to get where you're going quickly though.


I plan on it, don't worry so much, BTW does mark have any Valkyries lying around and if he did where would they be? (I'm trying to work the Tanith's acquisition of the Valkyries into one of my posts, it'll be so cool!)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 05:41:56


Post by: ineptus astartes


he has tons of arms and armor in both his bitz crates and his modeling table. in fact he was making a flight of valkirys for an elesyain drop troops unit wich he is hesitant about painting now.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 05:52:26


Post by: WARORK93


Alrighty, the lets say that Mark keeps the Tanith models in his modelling room...

This oughta be fun...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 05:55:09


Post by: ineptus astartes


yup. the modeling room is a part of his room set apart by several hanging shawls and incense and a copy of the IG uplifting primer (the threats on your life book)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 05:58:12


Post by: WARORK93


ineptus astartes wrote: (the threats on your life book)


Pffffffft.....

That was a good one...Alright gotta do a few things and then I'll be workin on my intro...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 08:21:47


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


Meow.

That was a strange 3+ pages of off-topic.

Now onto the on-topic.. sigh..


AND DAMN YOU INEPTUS YOUR REFUSAL TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS AT THE BEGINNING OF YOUR SENTENCES INFURIATES ME TO NO END! REPENT OR DIE, YOU HERETIC, BLASPHEMING AGAINST THE GREAT ENGLISH LANGUAGE!


*ahem*

/rant


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 08:44:46


Post by: ineptus astartes


I have a bit of dyslexia so caps are at the bottom of my list. the top contains writing 'Bucked' for example and not writing 'F***ed'


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 08:49:16


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


ineptus astartes wrote:I have a bit of dyslexia so caps are at the bottom of my list. the top contains writing 'Bucked' for example and not writing 'F***ed'


Dude, I maquerade as a crazy cyber cat who just so happens to be a grammar nazi. I will complain.

Dyslexia is an excuse, but I've seen you write well enough, so I will continue to rant until my literary perfectionism is satisfied.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 08:52:47


Post by: ineptus astartes


bugger! oh well it could be worse...(checks list of disorders) seems the only thing I dont have is AIDS...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 10:27:45


Post by: Devastator


@ineptus astartes: Feel free to kill my character.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 10:44:12


Post by: ineptus astartes


you leaving?

(we still need an eldar player)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 12:11:23


Post by: Sister of Krieg


well i've missed loads in just the few short days since i last checked O.o and trying to readit all with this headache is making me feel ill so i might have to just try continuing from my character like nothing happened. If that's ok?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 12:12:49


Post by: ineptus astartes


sure she. would not know it right?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 12:35:30


Post by: Sister of Krieg


no I guess not as Kiku would have just been try to find others, by flying around the house, while i've been away.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 14:23:10


Post by: Kasrkai


Now Ineptus mentioned Marines and I'm doubting myself.

WHAT DO I DO?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 14:30:26


Post by: ineptus astartes


go halfway and choose...orks?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 16:55:46


Post by: WARORK93


ineptus astartes wrote:go halfway and choose...orks?


The last thing we need are more xenos or heretics... -_-


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:28:24


Post by: ineptus astartes


on a defferent note I am creating an additional RP for a...well...HALO type genocidal alien collective attacking earth.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:36:06


Post by: Darkvoidof40k




Another roleplay?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:40:12


Post by: lord commissar klimino


im here..... and so? another RP? im still planning on doing my dem0on one...as soon as i get the stuff from my lazy friend.....probably is a good thing for it to wait though.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:44:06


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


Guys, the RZ&LWC reboot is gonna pop up in a few weeks.. how can we be thinking about more roleplays now?!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:46:11


Post by: ineptus astartes


reboot?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:47:11


Post by: lord commissar klimino


Darkvoidof40k wrote:Guys, the RZ&LWC reboot is gonna pop up in a few weeks.. how can we be thinking about more roleplays now?!


dude,ive had mine in my mind since a little before the reboot was planned


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:47:47


Post by: ineptus astartes


Toyhammer was more of a 'fun' RP the one I just posted is ore like Space Hulk and Fleet Command.





Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:47:47


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


The reboot was planned before you joined Dakka!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:48:12


Post by: ineptus astartes


what does it MEAN THOUGH?!!?!?!?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:49:43


Post by: ineptus astartes


lord commissar klimino wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Guys, the RZ&LWC reboot is gonna pop up in a few weeks.. how can we be thinking about more roleplays now?!


dude,ive had mine in my mind since a little before the reboot was planned


same here. I was looking for a site to post this one on... for..


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:50:24


Post by: lord commissar klimino


Darkvoidof40k wrote:The reboot was planned before you joined Dakka!


really? i never saw anything about it til your 2nd failed discussion thread...and you guys didnt say you were going to.at 1st you were just talking about how it died then one person (silly i think) said you should reboot it and everyone agreed.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:51:23


Post by: ineptus astartes


WHAT IS THE F***ING REEEEEEBBBBOOOOTTTTT!!?!!?!?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:51:47


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


I'd been planning a "reboot" before it even finally died.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:52:14


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


ineptus astartes wrote:WHAT IS THE F***ING REEEEEEBBBBOOOOTTTTT!!?!!?!?


No one tell him, he's going mad and it's funny.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:52:25


Post by: lord commissar klimino


ineptus astartes wrote:WHAT IS THE F***ING REEEEEEBBBBOOOOTTTTT!!?!!?!?


re starting an old good but dead RP. its called russians,zombies &larger weapons cache.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:53:57


Post by: lord commissar klimino


Darkvoidof40k wrote:I'd been planning a "reboot" before it even finally died.


:shrug: like i said,the 1st time i ever saw anything about it was when it was you guys seemed to plan it.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:54:27


Post by: ineptus astartes


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SOMBODY TELL ME! DID IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT "MOVING DAKKA TO NEW SERVER" THING YESTERDAY?!?!?!!?

EDIT:

ninja'd...again

EDIT

F-word...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:56:03


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


ineptus astartes wrote:GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SOMBODY TELL ME! DID IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT "MOVING DAKKA TO NEW SERVER" THING YESTERDAY?!?!?!!?

EDIT:

ninga'd...again


Mongfish, you spelled ninja'd wrong.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:57:46


Post by: ineptus astartes


fixed




F-word...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 17:58:28


Post by: Devastator


ineptus astartes wrote:GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SOMBODY TELL ME! DID IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT "MOVING DAKKA TO NEW SERVER" THING YESTERDAY?!?!?!!?.

Nope.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:01:10


Post by: lord commissar klimino


hey,if theres something you need to find out,just keep asking and annoying people. if that doesn't work,use a wiki. AND if that doesn't work,google.if you cant gt the awnser then,you know there all just pulling your leg and need a good kick in the nuts.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:02:34


Post by: WARORK93


Darkvoidof40k wrote:
ineptus astartes wrote:WHAT IS THE F***ING REEEEEEBBBBOOOOTTTTT!!?!!?!?


No one tell him, he's going mad and it's funny.


I'm curious about this "RZ&LWC" RP, I've heard a lot of people talk about it, seems like a pretty big deal, I just dont know what RZ&LWC stands for...

EDIT: Nevermind, I saw that one, never looked at it much though...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:03:52


Post by: ineptus astartes


apparently 'russian zombie & large weapons cache' go figure...



EDIT

ninja'd by an edit...f-word. EFFING EF-WORD!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:04:04


Post by: lord commissar klimino


RUSSIAN ZOMBIES & LARGE WEAPONS CACHE!!!!!!!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:05:47


Post by: ineptus astartes


...WHY?... like NZs in COD?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:06:21


Post by: Devastator


lord commissar klimino wrote:RUSSIANS, ZOMBIES & LARGE WEAPONS CACHES!!!!!!!

Fixed, again.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:07:07


Post by: ineptus astartes


well?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:07:12


Post by: lord commissar klimino


Devastator wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:RUSSIANS, ZOMBIES & LARGE WEAPONS CACHES!!!!!!!

Fixed, again.



WHY ARE YOU HEAR! YOUR NOT EVEN PLAYING IN THIS RP!!!!! RAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:08:43


Post by: ineptus astartes


because he DEVASTATEs threads...I am so funny...

I think you mean 'here'


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:11:26


Post by: lord commissar klimino


ineptus astartes wrote:because he DEVASTATEs threads...I am so funny...

I think you mean 'here'


dont go all darko grammar nazi on me,hes be enough on his own!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:15:31


Post by: ineptus astartes


darko is GRAMMAR nazi I am a spelling OCD guy.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:16:11


Post by: Devastator


lord commissar klimino wrote:Don't you go all Darko grammar Nazi on me,he is enough on his own!

Fixed.
As for your query, i am everywhere and nowhere.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:19:36


Post by: lord commissar klimino


uhhhg.....id kill all of you if i could...............
............feth you guys.annoying to the end of times,arnt yall?
yup,no capitals and the word yall that so many hate.deal with it.


...oh,hey deve,i remember when inept said that..good times,good times....


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:20:48


Post by: ineptus astartes


huh?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:22:07


Post by: lord commissar klimino


ineptus astartes wrote:huh?


the less you understand me,the more my plotting works


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:28:59


Post by: WARORK93


Alright, that's my first post as far as that goes...

Trollpie is welcome to have the rest of my kriegers, if he can meet up with them as apparently a lot survived and are now just hanging around the bushes...

As for me, I plan on staying inside this time...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:30:26


Post by: lord commissar klimino


good,funny post. im still waiting on something like an event so i have something to post about.all were doing is sitting in the sun room...doing nothing....


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:33:28


Post by: WARORK93


Yeah, i'm going for a more humorous approach this, time methinks it'll work better.

lord commissar klimino wrote:good,funny post. im still waiting on something like an event so i have something to post about.all were doing is sitting in the sun room...doing nothing....


Don't say that, you want a hive fleet coming down on us next?!?!?!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:37:21


Post by: lord commissar klimino


well....maybe.....who would own a model of a hive fleet ship big enough to hold a bunch of tyranid models? that would be like,a couch sized sculpture,it would be to big to be a miniature!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:37:54


Post by: ineptus astartes


darn WARORK you gave away the next event...maybe...can you spell 'sadists'?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:38:40


Post by: WARORK93


lord commissar klimino wrote:well....maybe.....who would own a model of a hive fleet ship big enough to hold a bunch of tyranid models? that would be like,a couch sized sculpture,it would be to big to be a miniature!


Not what I meant...but I just know we're gonna get swarmed by nids next...

Ineptus Astartes wrote:Darn WARORK you gave away the next event...maybe...can you spell 'sadists'?


I KNEW IT!!! *looks around* Now where's my bug spray? *Sees hellhound* There it is!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:39:01


Post by: ineptus astartes


actually there is a model of a killkrooza the size of a house.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:39:58


Post by: lord commissar klimino


oh feth! and know how rich mark is he probably owns 7!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:41:02


Post by: ineptus astartes


I mean IRL


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:43:00


Post by: lord commissar klimino


ineptus astartes wrote:I mean IRL


exactly. and in this RP mark is rich as hell,so he probably bought like 7 just cause he could....feth mark,his Chinese paint, and his money.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:45:12


Post by: WARORK93


lord commissar klimino wrote:
ineptus astartes wrote:I mean IRL


exactly. and in this RP mark is rich as hell,so he probably bought like 7 just cause he could....feth mark,his Chinese paint, and his money.


Well, considering its probable that more than one person lives in Marks house, he might not be rich, some of the armies might belong to his family...

BTW when this is all over, he's not going to have much minis left, they're all gonna be dead...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:47:11


Post by: lord commissar klimino


WARORK93 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
ineptus astartes wrote:I mean IRL


exactly. and in this RP mark is rich as hell,so he probably bought like 7 just cause he could....feth mark,his Chinese paint, and his money.


Well, considering its probable that more than one person lives in Marks house, he might not be rich, some of the armies might belong to his family...

BTW when this is all over, he's not going to have much minis left, they're all gonna be dead...


yeah...i still want to see him need to use us for a $)k tourney,but he has to teach us how to stay still and not talk.and of course we mess up and cause a scene


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:47:32


Post by: yeroc500


Hey i have to complain about my force cut. I've only lost like fifty guys and the daemons havent been brougt into battle since you smooshed them. I dont mind the fact that i lost a few with the salvage job, but i didnt lose 100men when i didnt even attack the necron. We were just scavanging. And the only combat units were the terminators against guardsmen. So i'd just like to point that out.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:48:42


Post by: ineptus astartes


here is an idea...event in progress


(and a little somthin fer you WARORK)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:50:52


Post by: WARORK93


ineptus astartes wrote:here is an idea...event in progress


(and a little somthin fer you WARORK)


Is it a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!?!?!

Yay! I've always wanted one!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:51:06


Post by: ineptus astartes


@Yeroc: I cut down on all forces concerned...fighting necrons is hard...you are still the ost powerful.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:52:02


Post by: WARORK93


ineptus astartes wrote:@Yeroc: I cut down on all forces concerned...fighting necrons is hard...you are still the most powerful.


THE GM HAS SPOKEN!!!! *bows*


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:52:07


Post by: ineptus astartes


@WARORK: No...it's an immortal...but that gives me an idea...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:54:56


Post by: WARORK93


ineptus astartes wrote:@WARORK: No...it's an immortal...but that gives me an idea...


How did the crons get inside?

...
...
...

Alright who's got my cron repellent?



Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:56:16


Post by: lord commissar klimino


WARORK93 wrote:
ineptus astartes wrote:@WARORK: No...it's an immortal...but that gives me an idea...


How did the crons get inside?

...
...
...

Alright who's got my cron repellent?



oh,its in the sun room. we were trying to help mark by cleaning the windows


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:58:29


Post by: yeroc500


Fighting the necron. I didnt even come close to them. I was on the outskirts of battle. I had no part in the necron battle. Just the lootin. Oh and a bit of ork fightin. The warboss stole one of my champions weapons. And his life. So i dont like this cut down. I mean I dont mind having 150marines but my daemons havent even seen battle again but for the nail gun experience with you at the beginning. And i got plenty o vehicles. Plus the salvaged ones I have.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 18:58:59


Post by: WARORK93


lord commissar klimino wrote:oh,its in the sun room. we were trying to help mark by cleaning the windows


Pfffft...who needs lysol when you have a melta?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 19:02:00


Post by: lord commissar klimino


WARORK93 wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:oh,its in the sun room. we were trying to help mark by cleaning the windows


Pfffft...who needs lysol when you have a melta?


giants. if mark owned a working meltagun...well we would do anything he said. we would all be living together and hugging and hoping we dont die.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 19:03:38


Post by: ineptus astartes


@Yeroc: alright I guess...just minus one vehicle from your OP count for each class and about four dozen daemons.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 19:04:11


Post by: ineptus astartes


Mark has a cosplay bolter...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 19:05:02


Post by: ineptus astartes


( and the crons were in all parts of the battle)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 19:08:35


Post by: lord commissar klimino


ineptus astartes wrote:Mark has a cosplay bolter...


if he used the spray paint on it....


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 19:11:23


Post by: ineptus astartes


EVENT IS COMING:

YOUR CHOICE ON WHAT IT SHOULD BE...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 19:12:59


Post by: lord commissar klimino


umm...mark getting called by a friend,saying its time for that tourney he payed to enter.of course this was before all this happened,and he payed,so he wants his money worth.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 19:21:01


Post by: yeroc500


I like kliminos idea.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 19:23:12


Post by: ineptus astartes


event is up.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 19:32:20


Post by: WARORK93


ineptus astartes wrote:event is up.


Oh really? Awesome...

BTW your immortal is down...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 19:33:14


Post by: ineptus astartes


the goop will phase out.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 19:33:54


Post by: lord commissar klimino


i think i just possibly pissed off mark.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 19:35:30


Post by: ineptus astartes


yes. you possibly did.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 20:49:38


Post by: Sister of Krieg


I like the sound of a tourney commotion ^.^ like when Mark calls assault and starts moving his models some of them start running forward the realise and just little things that get over looked then somthing big which the opponent notices and tells everyone which then means we all have to run around crazily killing and escapeing people. O.o


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 20:51:40


Post by: lord commissar klimino


Sister of Krieg wrote:I like the sound of a tourney commotion ^.^ like when Mark calls assault and starts moving his models some of them start running forward the realise and just little things that get over looked then somthing big which the opponent notices and tells everyone which then means we all have to run around crazily killing and escapeing people. O.o


or when he says "these guards fire on those orks" they actually do


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 20:58:02


Post by: Sister of Krieg


ye ^.^ but before hand Mark would have to choose an army or two to take and his army list, which means the best soldiers get selected and go through difficult training on not moving, not speaking, and takeing the punishment of being picked up, moved around, having other models pushed in their face, placed on their bases, being knocked over, "killed" and having to hold a pose for what seems like hours on end. ^.^


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 21:01:13


Post by: lord commissar klimino


dont forget about annoying kids picking them up and dropping them "sir,why did your model bleed and scream when i dropped it?"


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 21:09:24


Post by: ineptus astartes


and dont forget the bit were dice hits one of them and causes him to stumble.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 21:10:38


Post by: lord commissar klimino


ineptus astartes wrote:and dont forget the bit were dice hits one of them and causes him to stumble.


cant wait to see what happens


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 21:18:47


Post by: ineptus astartes


well you are going to have to wait for a few hours...I cant get myself to write an RP bit...to busy making alien races for my other RP


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/17 21:33:34


Post by: Sister of Krieg


ok ^^ it sounds like it will make for an interesting section of the RP. I'm really looking forward to it now


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/18 01:57:34


Post by: yeroc500


What is a DAS dread?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 09:24:34


Post by: lord commissar klimino


add 'the creator' to marks title list. how the heck is he ignoring all these nicknames or even know they mean him?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 09:26:38


Post by: Sister of Krieg


^.^ I do like the colour giver as a nickname, but I thought being a multi-part model I would know Mark as either 'Creator' or 'Constructor'.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 09:35:28


Post by: lord commissar klimino


Sister of Krieg wrote:^.^ I do like the colour giver as a nickname, but I thought being a multi-part model I would know Mark as either 'Creator' or 'Constructor'.


constructor? i dunno,it one thing for a giant to slap colors on you,its another thing to think he put you together using plastic bits and glue....


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 09:38:27


Post by: ineptus astartes


klimono I added an in-depth galactic map on the Inter-Astrum thread (again anyone who is thinking of joining inter astrum, we need female characters.)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 10:41:30


Post by: Sister of Krieg


Inter-Astrum?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 10:48:29


Post by: ineptus astartes


possibly the best RP to exist (it has not started yet and is gathering players. possibly even better than Blood Moon)


you can find it in the chain fiction forums (ie. here)



the main species roster has not been fully updated and I am working on a galactic guide that consist of all fluff posts were players contribute to the universe.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 10:52:14


Post by: ineptus astartes


if you would like to save some time looking for the universe in the tangle of OC. just read the first and last pages where most of the speicies are in the first page and the rest on the last along with the full galactic guide in a minit once I post it


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 11:07:04


Post by: ineptus astartes


correction. just read the spacers guide FIRST and then read all the other posts (spacers guide is on the latest page)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 11:07:19


Post by: Sister of Krieg


ok ^^ done i read the first and last pages and tried to make a character unlike my others ^^ for more interesting roleplaying. and less confusion.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 11:12:21


Post by: ineptus astartes


sure. I have not posted the galactic guide yet (it details 'star weirds' ghouls and other wonderful things)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 11:13:56


Post by: Sister of Krieg


ok ^^


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 11:14:39


Post by: ineptus astartes


posted the guide...that was hard.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 11:15:39


Post by: ineptus astartes


so...ever read death troopers? 'star weirds' are the same thing but no one knows how they happened.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 11:23:37


Post by: Sister of Krieg


no i haven't sorry :S but i'll have to read through that Galactic guide sometime. it could take a while though.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 12:20:24


Post by: ineptus astartes


folks. this edition of toyhammer will be drawing to a close soon but the reason for the early end, is that no one can quite see the house. edition MK 2! will be up after this one. when Mark moves to nepal (yes it is me under a different name!) so I can show some acurrate pics. there will be more oprotunnities, and more predators.


(anyone up for defending against an elephant?)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 14:06:26


Post by: ineptus astartes


the galactic guide is essential for the universe of Inter-Astrum, it contains more player species.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 15:16:24


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


ineptus astartes wrote:possibly the best RP to exist (it has not started yet and is gathering players. possibly even better than Blood Moon)


Going to have to respectfully disagree with you on this. Until it stars in its own trilogy, it doesn't beat the zombie games.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 15:18:38


Post by: ineptus astartes


the zombie games? (anything like NZ?) and I take it you mean russian zombies & large weapons cache?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 15:25:02


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


RZ&LWC was the third thread of three.

Also, not planning on taking the GK's to the tournament? Seems like an unusual choice. In fact, taking more than one army seems like an unusual choice.


Oh my. I'm a genius. INEPTUS ASTARTES, PREPARE FOR PM.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 15:30:15


Post by: yeroc500


Man ideptus the Inter-Astrum has a great galaxy thanks for giving me such a great universe and RP.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 15:31:27


Post by: Sister of Krieg


ye will the tournament think be before or after the Mk 2 of Toyhammer?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 15:33:29


Post by: ineptus astartes


no charge.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 15:36:18


Post by: ineptus astartes


also. Darko. I dont quite know what your zombie game is ABOUT. guess I will check the depths of the dead forums.

scary thought.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 15:38:22


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


ineptus astartes wrote:also. Darko. I dont quite know what your zombie game is ABOUT. guess I will check the depths of the dead forums.

scary thought.


Beware. I was a stranger person than I am back.. then..

Lots of hate in that thread. Don't dig anything up.

Make sure to read the first though. I never did. (That's what being away for the week where the roleplay takes place results in! )


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 15:40:56


Post by: ineptus astartes


OH MY GOD the amount of blocked forums there makes me feel like I am in a fething graveyard!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 15:47:48


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


ineptus astartes wrote:OH MY GOD the amount of blocked forums there makes me feel like I am in a fething graveyard!






Bro, ye be confusing me.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 15:48:44


Post by: ineptus astartes


JESUS CHRIST DARKO! 99 EFFING PAGES!?!?!!?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 15:51:39


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


ineptus astartes wrote:JESUS CHRIST DARKO! 99 EFFING PAGES!?!?!!?


More like 130 if you add the other threads.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 15:53:24


Post by: ineptus astartes


how. long. did. that. run?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 17:34:44


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


ineptus astartes wrote:how. long. did. that. run?


*shrug*


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:01:42


Post by: WARORK93


Alright I think this question has already been asked but I don't think it's been answered:

The new thread is going to be after the tournament or not?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:02:42


Post by: ineptus astartes


yup.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:05:17


Post by: WARORK93


Excellent.....*rubs hands together conspiratorially*

You think Mark would mind if the Tanith and the last of the Kriegers stayed behind with the others that stay behind?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:06:37


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


HAHA.

I know more than everyone else an' I'm feeling right special about it.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:07:53


Post by: lord commissar klimino


new thread? i missed something.....


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:09:40


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


lord commissar klimino wrote:new thread? i missed something.....


Silence, imbecile! Be ignorant more quietly!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:13:10


Post by: lord commissar klimino


Darkvoidof40k wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:new thread? i missed something.....


Silence, imbecile! Be ignorant more quietly!


never! i must learn or never stop asking!!!!!!!every other post shall be me asking if thats what it takes to learn!!!!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:13:20


Post by: ineptus astartes


As Mark pulled up in front of the GW store, he glanced around. A muffled swearing was coming out of the carrying cases on the passengers seat. “Will you lot just shut up for a sec?” he grumbled. And hoisted the carrying cases off of the cushion

Phillip was also here. Playing Marks GK since his necrons had run off in terror from a large electromagnet

(the beginning of the tourney is up to you guys)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:15:33


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


ineptus astartes wrote:As Mark pulled up in front of the GW store, he glanced around. A muffled swearing was coming out of the carrying cases on the passengers seat. “Will you lot just shut up for a sec?” he grumbled. And hoisted the carrying cases off of the cushion

Phillip was also here. Playing Marks GK since his necrons had run off in terror from a large electromagnet

(the beginning of the tourney is up to you guys)


..Wrong thread?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:15:45


Post by: lord commissar klimino


...wrong thread.....

oh,and whats the whole new thread thing!?!>?!??!?!?!?


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:17:16


Post by: ineptus astartes


crap wrong thread (lets all keep klimono in the dark for a while)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:20:55


Post by: WARORK93


You never answered my question either...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:21:56


Post by: lord commissar klimino


ineptus astartes wrote:crap wrong thread (lets all keep klimono in the dark for a while)


ha! found out. something to do with this one closing and mark moving to nepal and stuff...... how did i miss elphant fightn-DARKO! YOU PMed HIM ABOUT FIGHTING BIGGER ENEMIES JUST LIKE HOIW YOU WANTED TO FIGHT A BIGGER SHIP IN FLEET COMMAND! NEVER TRUST THE CAT! HE WILL GET US ALL KILLED!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:22:32


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


WARORK93 wrote:You never answered my question either...


Considering he's not taking the Tanith, he just might not mind. Bawwwwwwww.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:23:37


Post by: WARORK93


Darkvoidof40k wrote:
WARORK93 wrote:You never answered my question either...


Considering he's not taking the Tanith, he just might not mind. Bawwwwwwww.


That's what I was thinking but I wanted to make sure...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:24:50


Post by: ineptus astartes


I believe it was 'both guard units'


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:26:25


Post by: WARORK93


ineptus astartes wrote:I believe it was 'both guard units'


Both guard units....

That did what exactly? I'm confused...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:26:49


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


lord commissar klimino wrote:
ineptus astartes wrote:crap wrong thread (lets all keep klimono in the dark for a while)


ha! found out. something to do with this one closing and mark moving to nepal and stuff...... how did i miss elphant fightn-DARKO! YOU PMed HIM ABOUT FIGHTING BIGGER ENEMIES JUST LIKE HOIW YOU WANTED TO FIGHT A BIGGER SHIP IN FLEET COMMAND! NEVER TRUST THE CAT! HE WILL GET US ALL KILLED!



..wut


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:27:26


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


WARORK93 wrote:
ineptus astartes wrote:I believe it was 'both guard units'


Both guard units....

That did what exactly? I'm confused...


*joins Warork*

"Lets go sit in.. the corner and be confused together."


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:28:45


Post by: ineptus astartes


If a player wants to be in the tourny, they can. (players can write out the first bits of their battles)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:29:53


Post by: Darkvoidof40k


If I fight Daemons or CSMs expect little plastic men to start getting chopped up.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:31:16


Post by: lord commissar klimino


Darkvoidof40k wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
ineptus astartes wrote:crap wrong thread (lets all keep klimono in the dark for a while)


ha! found out. something to do with this one closing and mark moving to nepal and stuff...... how did i miss elphant fightn-DARKO! YOU PMed HIM ABOUT FIGHTING BIGGER ENEMIES JUST LIKE HOIW YOU WANTED TO FIGHT A BIGGER SHIP IN FLEET COMMAND! NEVER TRUST THE CAT! HE WILL GET US ALL KILLED!



..wut



i know you! your just messing with my head! i wont let you win! *runs off plotting your downfall*

on other news....yeah,ill be in da tourney!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:33:40


Post by: ineptus astartes


feel free to write your own first battle (just dont get me evicted from Earth)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:35:05


Post by: lord commissar klimino


ineptus astartes wrote:feel free to write your own first battle (just dont get me evicted from Earth)


we cant even stand on the bases properly either we give are selves away or people think your the strangest modeler ever


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 18:35:40


Post by: ineptus astartes


yeah.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 20:15:23


Post by: WARORK93


Hope you like meltabombs on your stuff Marduk....

While the heretics are away, the First and Only will play


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 20:18:01


Post by: ineptus astartes


now I see why I will have to move... MY EFFING HOUSE IS GONNA COLLAPSE!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 20:20:01


Post by: lord commissar klimino


ineptus astartes wrote:now I see why I will have to move... MY EFFING HOUSE IS GONNA COLLAPSE!


it could be worse...you could of been there and died from it,leaving all of us with no place to go.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 21:01:01


Post by: WARORK93


ineptus astartes wrote:now I see why I will have to move... MY EFFING HOUSE IS GONNA COLLAPSE!


Nah, just the garage, the Tanith are good at keeping collateral damage to a minimum...

Can't say the same for pissed off kriegers though.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 21:05:06


Post by: ineptus astartes


uh...oh... (in 2nd edition there will be a helluva lot more ground. with detailed pics too)


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 21:05:50


Post by: ineptus astartes


BTW that house in the above IS my house I am sitting in my room on the far side of that house this very moment typing


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 21:08:54


Post by: WARORK93


Alright, thats cool...

Hey, I think it would be a good idea to keep this as the off topic thread instead of making another one for the next thread...

Hold on, even better idea, you don't have to make another thread for the next one, just make the move to the next house an event...easy enough and less threads involved...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 21:15:13


Post by: ineptus astartes


good Idea.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 23:33:14


Post by: yeroc500


If i come back and my gak is blown up. I will strangle every last tanith in that house.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/19 23:34:58


Post by: WARORK93


yeroc500 wrote:If i come back and my gak is blown up. I will strangle every last tanith in that house.


If you can catch them that is...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 00:04:06


Post by: yeroc500


I will rip and rend. I have a great vehicle being made. I`d like that to at least be intact. Oh and only a small barely used base is in the garage. The rest is outside. Underground now. Thanks to your kriegsman. That drill works wonders you know.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 01:25:39


Post by: lord commissar klimino


illl post later. friend over.i will make sure to epically anger mark for all of you :thumbsup"


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 01:50:30


Post by: WARORK93


yeroc500 wrote:I will rip and rend. I have a great vehicle being made. I`d like that to at least be intact. Oh and only a small barely used base is in the garage. The rest is outside. Underground now. Thanks to your kriegsman. That drill works wonders you know.


Oh and what do you know, you left some kriegers behind and they're looking for something to smash now that you stabbed em in the back, somebody should have taken my advice and either finished em off or taken control of them...

You will learn very fast how crippling a raid from vengeance seeking guardsmen can be...



Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 01:56:39


Post by: yeroc500


Hey I seized the moment. And the kriegsman were never decided on what they were goin to do. I was going to take them, but I had already salvaged the vehicles and wanted to see what you guys wantted to do with them before I took them as sacrifices. Plus i dont leave my base undefended.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 02:04:00


Post by: WARORK93


yeroc500 wrote:Hey I seized the moment. And the kriegsman were never decided on what they were goin to do. I was going to take them, but I had already salvaged the vehicles and wanted to see what you guys wanted to do with them before I took them as sacrifices. Plus i dont leave my base undefended.


Too bad for you, Mark took you and your army with him to the tourney...

Guess I'm gonna be seizing the moment to...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 02:06:44


Post by: yeroc500


Again. I got defenses. You wont get past my blast doors. Their solid..... PLASTIC..... No their pure metal. Or rather their the metal that the GW cast guys were. We metaled down quite a few of the dead. Oh and necron armor makes a good plating.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 02:09:46


Post by: lord commissar klimino


yeroc500 wrote:Again. I got defenses. You wont get past my blast doors. Their solid..... PLASTIC..... No their pure metal. Or rather their the metal that the GW cast guys were. We metaled down quite a few of the dead. Oh and necron armor makes a good plating.


wait...but were all flesh and bone now...thats why we raided his fridge.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 02:11:56


Post by: WARORK93


yeroc500 wrote:Again. I got defenses. You wont get past my blast doors. Their solid..... PLASTIC..... No their pure metal. Or rather their the metal that the GW cast guys were. We metaled down quite a few of the dead. Oh and necron armor makes a good plating.


Hmmm...you never specified what surrounds your base or what defends it for that matter, and besides, necrons phase out if they get melted,

All that aside, I got Valkyries and more specifically help from the ambush alley guys...I can fly over your "defenses"

Edit: what LCK said...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 02:29:24


Post by: yeroc500


You can fly over tunnels but not into them. My tunnels are below ground. So I dont see how being in the airs goin to help.

@Klimino: Mark has not used the spray paint on everyone. Sooooo....... Well lets hope Mark doesnt find out about his orginal space marines...... I`m joking.

@Ork: Whatever. Just realize I`m not stupid enough to leave my base unprotected. And the techdaemon Darioq is not a playable character at tournaments, so He`ll be their. And I dont have to say much more than the fact that his is the epitomy of everything the mechanicus hates. He is a living machine that has a small force of other living machines. Plus the massive project he`s working on has weapons on it. I just havent found a proper idea for what he is building. So lets consider it lightly armed and heavily armored. So I`m not undefended.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 02:42:32


Post by: yeroc500


No wait I do have an idea now. You gotta love people who can draw, so us cant even attempt drawing can use their ideas.
So my platform has no big gun yet, or motor yet.

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Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 02:46:23


Post by: WARORK93


yeroc500 wrote:No wait I do have an idea now. You gotta love people who can draw, so us cant even attempt drawing can use their ideas.
So my platform has no big gun yet, or motor yet.


Don't worry Yeroc, I know how this can end up benefiting both of us without being too bad for either of us either...Just have a little faith


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 02:49:23


Post by: yeroc500


Wait. This is mine. You no take. Bad boy I dont like when you have ideas. Stop thinking ork.

Oh and I have been thinking of making this in real life. Just gotta wait for christmas. Then I get evrything for this project.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 03:04:54


Post by: WARORK93


yeroc500 wrote:Wait. This is mine. You no take. Bad boy I dont like when you have ideas. Stop thinking ork.


You're lucky I'm working on something for Blood Moon right now or you'd have already seen how evil I can be...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 03:08:47


Post by: yeroc500


Hey you wanted your character dead. I did a favor. I helped kill his men, to prevent them from fixing you, considering the kriegsman is a very odd thing. From all the fluff I hear they are reanimated by machinery to keep them in good numbers. I wanted to make sure that didnt happen. You owe me. Alright not really, but still. Dont destroy my project. OR take it. I will get Mark on you. The great daemon prince can exact punishment.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 03:12:29


Post by: WARORK93


yeroc500 wrote:Hey you wanted your character dead. I did a favor. I helped kill his men, to prevent them from fixing you, considering the kriegsman is a very odd thing. From all the fluff I hear they are reanimated by machinery to keep them in good numbers. I wanted to make sure that didnt happen. You owe me. Alright not really, but still. Dont destroy my project. OR take it. I will get Mark on you. The great daemon prince can exact punishment.


Pffffft...as if, you're the one digging holes in his basement, besides, what are you planning on doing with that super tank of yours eh? You gonna use it to enforce the treaty? I don't think so, I'm doing the creator a favor.

Also you did me no favors by mopping up after the necrons and taking what was left of my stuff, that just wont do, time you got brought down to size before you become a problem, Marduk, courtesy of the First and only...


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 03:19:50


Post by: yeroc500


Hey I`m planning on leaving. Or rather leaving and taking another home over. Then from there wage war with whoever. And the tunnels are only so big, and its outside the damn house. I dont randomly dig holes in basements. The concrete would eat up the drill. Remember there is only one. And maybe we could come to an agreement. My scout did after all help one of yours. Marduk might be conniving, but he isnt stupid. If you offer an alliance I would honor it. Plus if that happens we could eliminate the others, with the help of the super vehicle.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 03:23:08


Post by: yeroc500


Oh and the tank. Idk. I`ll have to think about that one. Hmmmmmmmm. I wuld probably use it to gain land and push the damn orks back. Then I`d claim the backyard, and hopefully if the tau are nice, ally with them. And from there I would probably reduce any who arent my allies to husks. So an alliance is at hand my friends. The question is do you trust me. I mean even though I`m playing a chaos fellow he did come to realize like your major that the petty squables must be put aside, for survival.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 03:41:50


Post by: yeroc500


Alright ork I`m getting off. My vehicle better be where it is now. Under my control. Cuz I will hack and slash you to bits. Your men might be half of a marine but I out number you. So I will completly destroy you. And I will get the help of the others. I will not stand for the treaty to be violated. If I have to live with it, then so do you. And I`m chaos born for KILLING.


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 03:47:33


Post by: WARORK93


yeroc500 wrote:Alright ork I`m getting off. My vehicle better be where it is now. Under my control. Cuz I will hack and slash you to bits. Your men might be half of a marine but I out number you. So I will completly destroy you. And I will get the help of the others. I will not stand for the treaty to be violated. If I have to live with it, then so do you. And I`m chaos born for KILLING.


Are you really trying to scare me? The Tanith eat Chaos marines for breakfast, and you may outnumber me, but then again, your entire army is not currently at home (well, at least most of it is, you keep insisting there's others there even when Ineptus claims to have gathered all of his minis together...)

Oh it'll still be yours, whether it will be exactly how you left it remains to be seen...Yak it up all you want about how you'll kill my stuff, we'll see who gets who in the end...

BTW Mark definitely wont be happy to hear you've built a mega tank and are using it to take over his neighbors house either so I'm really doing him a favor there...

Sleep tight, and dream of rampaging Scottish ninjas

EDIT: Waitaminute! The angry Marines aren't playable are they? I don't think Mark would have brought them if they were....

Mwaha....Mwahaha...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!


Toyhammer! off topic/ recruitment thread @ 2011/07/20 20:38:30


Post by: ineptus astartes


Darkvoidof40k wrote:

I'm not a nerd, I have a life I swear it!

-glances shamefully at 6800 posts-

*ahem*


Darko. it is my summer break and I spend all day either on dakka or getting food.



so do you, dont deny it.


you play an angsty female ship captain for chrissakes!