Darkvoidof40k wrote:You fools! Everyone knows that Kroot are chicken-men.
they have beaks yes,but they are tougher than chickens! but they cant fly.....dang,these things are more wrong than i thought!
Dunno about you, but I've never seen a chicken that can actually fly anyway. A chicken that can live for two years without a head, yeah that's easy. But flight? Pschaw!
im back...and barely alive after mowing in this heat....
200 necrons only? it seems like a human could win that fight,or at least still have some meat on his bones afterwards.i think for logic reasons we need more.
ineptus astartes wrote:...these are 'crons BEFORE they got nerfed...
this got me thinking...how is it decided how they work in this-it should be the codexexes. they control us! without them we wouldnt be have are skills,are past,or anything! and marks friend only owns an old necron codex...we must burn it!
but i like the concept,and it would answer some questions
ineptus astartes wrote:so who will you be coming back as?
Well, I kinda have to die first, as it is, the Necrons are being hit from three sides by Guard, Tau, and Orks, so, it might end up happening that these crons get killed before my guy does...
So the lysol doesn't do anything besides cover us in cleaning chemicals? Because that's the only thing that will happen to flesh and blood (and metal) minis....
WARORK93 wrote:Post on whether my guy makes it or not coming up next, stay tuned...
EDIT: Aight, that's done...
Ineptus, I'm going to assume the WAAAGH is gonna overrun the necrons and take out anything that's left of the kriegers...
gakin shame,i liked him vio shall attend his funeral...if he isn't shot...with all this fighting he might just be the one to bury you
Not really, I didn't like the character all that much and I didn't like my men being such a big target, I think I'm going to come back in as a much small force this time...
WARORK93 wrote:Post on whether my guy makes it or not coming up next, stay tuned...
EDIT: Aight, that's done...
Ineptus, I'm going to assume the WAAAGH is gonna overrun the necrons and take out anything that's left of the kriegers...
gakin shame,i liked him vio shall attend his funeral...if he isn't shot...with all this fighting he might just be the one to bury you
Not really, I didn't like the character all that much and I didn't like my men being such a big target, I think I'm going to come back in as a much small force this time...
Platoon of Tanith conversions here I come!
true..but i likes his talk 1st shoot later if need be attitude.all the other humans players seemed to just want to shoot everything.
lord commissar klimino wrote:true..but i likes his talk 1st shoot later if need be attitude.all the other humans players seemed to just want to shoot everything.
That's likely to stay the same for the next guy, its just how I write, what I think qualifies for common sense...
ineptus astartes wrote:make your force a decent size though... the other baddies (DE nids Crons daemons) have not been encountered yet...
and remember kasrkai lost over 3 men in two pages
It will be, I think as compensation we should access to the bitz box or something along those lines soon...
Besides, I plan on making a rather early alliance with the ambush alley guys, specifically any Brits amongst them, I think the Tanith and them will have a good bit in common...
Kasrkai wrote:Next time, I think I'm going to go with Tau or Marines. Less fragile, though I won't value them as much.
im quite enjoying being a tau and valueing them too...my poor broadsides.....my poor chickens....my poor flying in-well,i dont care about them as much.
nice post yeroc. id say what might be wrong if it mattered. WARORK killed his character so its free game. and although i think the tau would of gotten more damage,i do agree the necrons are toast. they are overpowered number wise and have 2 giants smashing them,so i dont think they are going to win. so good job you traitorous brute
I think it might be best for all of kreigers to die instead of just half, otherwise we just have a hundred and fifty kriegsguard running around with no commander...
That is unless there's a pro imperial force that will take command of the rest of them as I don't plan on doing it...
WARORK93 wrote:I think it might be best for all of kreigers to die instead of just half, otherwise we just have a hundred and fifty kriegsguard running around with no commander...
That is unless there's a pro imperial force that will take command of the rest of them as I don't plan on doing it...
yeah....but thank you masked humans for helping end the necron threat! we will bury your body under...something to honor your brave,if not stupid,charge and defeat of the necron lord. *salutes dead jakob*
lord commissar klimino wrote:Yeah....but thank you masked humans for helping end the necron threat! we will bury your body under...something to honor your brave,if not stupid,charge and defeat of the necron lord. *salutes dead jakob*
also I'm currently looking for my taus theme song
Eh, I thought it was an appropriate last stand for the kriegsguard...
BTW: Will this suffice for the theme song?
Spoiler:
I always imagined the Tau as a Sun Tzu oriented faction with all their awesome battle doctrines and what not...
lord commissar klimino wrote:Yeah....but thank you masked humans for helping end the necron threat! we will bury your body under...something to honor your brave,if not stupid,charge and defeat of the necron lord. *salutes dead jakob*
also I'm currently looking for my taus theme song
Eh, I thought it was an appropriate last stand for the kriegsguard...
BTW: Will this suffice for the theme song?
Spoiler:
I always imagined the Tau as a Sun Tzu oriented faction with all their awesome battle doctrines and what not...
lord commissar klimino wrote:So? its obviously not the original clip. still is epic. whether meant to or not they made it fit
I'll agree that its epic, all Sabaton's songs are, but I don't think I'll argue the point further as this argument would probably span many pages and have nothing at all to do with the RP...
lord commissar klimino wrote:you had to say that.....*ahem* holy feth thats a good show!and i mean good.good as in best epic show of its kind!
Uhm...lulwut? I don't get it...
heresy.no.worse than heresy!a disgrace to life and the universe! deadliest warrior you arrogant freak! now go jump into a black hole cause even the warp doesn't want you anymore! no personal offense meant
Kasrkai wrote:Go ahead and kill me off. I think I'll switch to a support role for someone else. Fits me better.
thats 2 deaths so redo in a day....im not going to,have darko or yeroc man....we only have 2 non human players...come join me or make a new faction,cause its kinda ridiculous....
@LCK Ah, I see you are not a fan of the show...fear not, the only reason i watch it is to see people make other people bleed, might as well call the show "Deadliest Weapon"
Although I will unashamedly admit winning quite a few bets on that show
WARORK93 wrote:@LCK Ah, I see you are not a fan of the show...fear not, the only reason i watch it is to see people make other people bleed, might as well call the show "Deadliest Weapon"
Although I will unashamedly admit winning quite a few bets on that show
...dude,re read..i love the show man....you hurt me with words
Kasrkai wrote:That would be 100 Fire Warriors, 10 Crisis Battle Suits, 10 Broadsides, 50 Kroot, and 2 Wings of Vespid Scouts.
umm,lol.thats more than i had.but then again you have less vehicles. i posted what i have left...
and i call crisis XV8 myself. also i made the numbers how they should be. a full squad of fire warriors is 12,and that doesn't go into 100 evenly.also thats 9 broadsides,9 crisis suits, and 22 vespid
lord commissar klimino wrote:Cause I said 'that show',you only said one show and somehow got confused, so then I had to say red letters of doom for you insolence.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...........
I'll take your word for it and call the argument done.
I changed my mind about helping you. I like the rogue think better, so I'm using an army list less than standard. I have 10 squads of 10 Firewarriors, a pair of each suit as a team, 10 Kroot to a squad, and 2 wings of Vespid, 5 each.
Kasrkai wrote:I changed my mind about helping you. I like the rogue think better, so I'm using an army list less than standard. I have 10 squads of 10 Firewarriors, a pair of each suit as a team, 10 Kroot to a squad, and 2 wings of Vespid, 5 each.
what?!?!? the greater good doesn't allow such things! one goal,one nation,one people united for the greater good! if you want commando "lone wolf" stuff the XV15 and XV25 are made for that
ineptus astartes wrote:or you could go marine and purge purge purge.
There's always that...
Player: WARORK
Character: Captain Edric Mkarth
Height (in centimetres): 3
Weapons/gear: Lasgun, camo cloak, straight silver, assorted grenades, recon gear, the ability to kill just about anything.
Age: 6 months
Summary: Some of Mark's best work, a full company of expertly converted Tanith troopers headed by its captain. Many familiar faces come from the original limited edition packs of Gaunt's Ghosts.
Aight I imagine a company to be about 150 men with three platoons of 50 each so...just imagine 150 badasses running around blowing up stuff...
The Tanith are unparalleled scouts, marksmen, masters of stealth tactics, and excellent light infantry. They are said to possess an unerring sense of direction, traits developed for survival on a planet where the forests actually move to conceal the path taken. Verghastite and Belladon claim no such uncanny abilities, but are also proven light infantry specialists, with Verghastite Hive City backgrounds in particular complementing the talents of the Tanith woodsmen.
The First and Only excels in stealth infiltration missions, but has proven particularly tenacious in defensive operations in urban terrain. Even amongst such light infiltration infantry as the Tanith, there is always room for the truly elite. In the Ghosts these take on two forms: The aptly named Scouts, lead by Mkoll, who specialise in reconnaisance and covert operations. The other elite organisation within the Ghosts are the Sniper division. There tends to be an over-representation of Verghastites excelling in snipers while Tanith natives dominate in the scouts.
Appearance & Uniform
The Tanith First on Hagia
The Tanith uniform is black, with optional helmets for standard troopers and forage caps for the regiment's elite scout platoon. Camo-cloaks (made of the fictional material "cameleoline") are standard. Every soldier has a long, double-edged bayonet/combat blade the Tanith call Straight Silver. Their favoured special weapons include long-las sniper rifles and flame throwers, and portable missile launchers the Tanith nickname "tread fethers". The cap badge for the Tanith is a wreath-surrounded skull with three daggers behind it; each dagger representing a Tanith regiment. On the badge is the inscription "For Tanith, For the Emperor". After the destruction of the Tanith 2nd and 3rd regiments, the Tanith snap off the two outside daggers on their cap badges. The Verghastite cap badge is an axe-rake to symbolise their former hive's mining and industrial background. These pins and other badges that indicate rank or specialisation are dulled down with soot or boot-black to aid in stealth operations.
Weapons & Equipment
The Tanith are noted as being adept at using the Flamer and Missile Launcher (though the type of missile-launcher they favour appears to be a cut-down rocket-tube referred to informally as a "tread-fether") and also regularly deploy autocannons and sniper rifles.
The Tanith are unparalleled scouts, marksmen, masters of stealth tactics, and excellent light infantry. They are said to possess an unerring sense of direction, traits developed for survival on a planet where the forests actually move to conceal the path taken. Verghastite and Belladon claim no such uncanny abilities, but are also proven light infantry specialists, with Verghastite Hive City backgrounds in particular complementing the talents of the Tanith woodsmen.
The First and Only excels in stealth infiltration missions, but has proven particularly tenacious in defensive operations in urban terrain. Even amongst such light infiltration infantry as the Tanith, there is always room for the truly elite. In the Ghosts these take on two forms: The aptly named Scouts, lead by Mkoll, who specialise in reconnaisance and covert operations. The other elite organisation within the Ghosts are the Sniper division. There tends to be an over-representation of Verghastites excelling in snipers while Tanith natives dominate in the scouts.
That was a sarcastic question, I know that, apparently Ineptus doesn't though...
lord commissar klimino wrote:added more on uniform and weaponry just for you
Oi git! Shoot off dat mouf sum more an I'll start doin sum shootin ov my own!
ineptus astartes wrote: I just think that if you attack anyone with ONLY infantry, yo are gonna die in a second.
That could actually be a cool joke, while everyone else has codexes to tell them how awesome they are or how bad they suck, the Tanith have something much better: The fluff set by Dan Abnett, thanks to him, guardsmen can kill just about anything, including marines at close range apparently...
Besides, they have to spot my guys first, remember, the Tanith are scottish ninjas AND I'm planning on making friends anyway...
lord commissar klimino wrote:added more on uniform and weaponry just for you
Oi git! Shoot off dat mouf sum more an I'll start doin sum shootin ov my own!
why good sir you have gone too far in this highly vocal conversation *sips tea* i do say you should watch that loose tongue of yours.*sips tea* and please do work on those words for me good day chap! *sips tea*
ineptus astartes wrote:you might want to take some fast-deployment Valkyries to get where you're going quickly though.
I plan on it, don't worry so much, BTW does mark have any Valkyries lying around and if he did where would they be? (I'm trying to work the Tanith's acquisition of the Valkyries into one of my posts, it'll be so cool!)
he has tons of arms and armor in both his bitz crates and his modeling table. in fact he was making a flight of valkirys for an elesyain drop troops unit wich he is hesitant about painting now.
yup. the modeling room is a part of his room set apart by several hanging shawls and incense and a copy of the IG uplifting primer (the threats on your life book)
AND DAMN YOU INEPTUS YOUR REFUSAL TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS AT THE BEGINNING OF YOUR SENTENCES INFURIATES ME TO NO END! REPENT OR DIE, YOU HERETIC, BLASPHEMING AGAINST THE GREAT ENGLISH LANGUAGE!
ineptus astartes wrote:I have a bit of dyslexia so caps are at the bottom of my list. the top contains writing 'Bucked' for example and not writing 'F***ed'
Dude, I maquerade as a crazy cyber cat who just so happens to be a grammar nazi. I will complain.
Dyslexia is an excuse, but I've seen you write well enough, so I will continue to rant until my literary perfectionism is satisfied.
well i've missed loads in just the few short days since i last checked O.o and trying to readit all with this headache is making me feel ill so i might have to just try continuing from my character like nothing happened. If that's ok?
im here..... and so? another RP? im still planning on doing my dem0on one...as soon as i get the stuff from my lazy friend.....probably is a good thing for it to wait though.
Darkvoidof40k wrote:The reboot was planned before you joined Dakka!
really? i never saw anything about it til your 2nd failed discussion thread...and you guys didnt say you were going to.at 1st you were just talking about how it died then one person (silly i think) said you should reboot it and everyone agreed.
ineptus astartes wrote:GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SOMBODY TELL ME! DID IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT "MOVING DAKKA TO NEW SERVER" THING YESTERDAY?!?!?!!?
ineptus astartes wrote:GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SOMBODY TELL ME! DID IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT "MOVING DAKKA TO NEW SERVER" THING YESTERDAY?!?!?!!?.
hey,if theres something you need to find out,just keep asking and annoying people. if that doesn't work,use a wiki. AND if that doesn't work,google.if you cant gt the awnser then,you know there all just pulling your leg and need a good kick in the nuts.
uhhhg.....id kill all of you if i could...............
............feth you guys.annoying to the end of times,arnt yall?
yup,no capitals and the word yall that so many hate.deal with it.
...oh,hey deve,i remember when inept said that..good times,good times....
Alright, that's my first post as far as that goes...
Trollpie is welcome to have the rest of my kriegers, if he can meet up with them as apparently a lot survived and are now just hanging around the bushes...
good,funny post. im still waiting on something like an event so i have something to post about.all were doing is sitting in the sun room...doing nothing....
Yeah, i'm going for a more humorous approach this, time methinks it'll work better.
lord commissar klimino wrote:good,funny post. im still waiting on something like an event so i have something to post about.all were doing is sitting in the sun room...doing nothing....
Don't say that, you want a hive fleet coming down on us next?!?!?!
well....maybe.....who would own a model of a hive fleet ship big enough to hold a bunch of tyranid models? that would be like,a couch sized sculpture,it would be to big to be a miniature!
lord commissar klimino wrote:well....maybe.....who would own a model of a hive fleet ship big enough to hold a bunch of tyranid models? that would be like,a couch sized sculpture,it would be to big to be a miniature!
Not what I meant...but I just know we're gonna get swarmed by nids next...
Ineptus Astartes wrote:Darn WARORK you gave away the next event...maybe...can you spell 'sadists'?
I KNEW IT!!! *looks around* Now where's my bug spray? *Sees hellhound* There it is!
exactly. and in this RP mark is rich as hell,so he probably bought like 7 just cause he could....feth mark,his Chinese paint, and his money.
Well, considering its probable that more than one person lives in Marks house, he might not be rich, some of the armies might belong to his family...
BTW when this is all over, he's not going to have much minis left, they're all gonna be dead...
yeah...i still want to see him need to use us for a $)k tourney,but he has to teach us how to stay still and not talk.and of course we mess up and cause a scene
Hey i have to complain about my force cut. I've only lost like fifty guys and the daemons havent been brougt into battle since you smooshed them. I dont mind the fact that i lost a few with the salvage job, but i didnt lose 100men when i didnt even attack the necron. We were just scavanging. And the only combat units were the terminators against guardsmen. So i'd just like to point that out.
Fighting the necron. I didnt even come close to them. I was on the outskirts of battle. I had no part in the necron battle. Just the lootin. Oh and a bit of ork fightin. The warboss stole one of my champions weapons. And his life. So i dont like this cut down. I mean I dont mind having 150marines but my daemons havent even seen battle again but for the nail gun experience with you at the beginning. And i got plenty o vehicles. Plus the salvaged ones I have.
umm...mark getting called by a friend,saying its time for that tourney he payed to enter.of course this was before all this happened,and he payed,so he wants his money worth.
I like the sound of a tourney commotion ^.^ like when Mark calls assault and starts moving his models some of them start running forward the realise and just little things that get over looked then somthing big which the opponent notices and tells everyone which then means we all have to run around crazily killing and escapeing people. O.o
Sister of Krieg wrote:I like the sound of a tourney commotion ^.^ like when Mark calls assault and starts moving his models some of them start running forward the realise and just little things that get over looked then somthing big which the opponent notices and tells everyone which then means we all have to run around crazily killing and escapeing people. O.o
or when he says "these guards fire on those orks" they actually do
ye ^.^ but before hand Mark would have to choose an army or two to take and his army list, which means the best soldiers get selected and go through difficult training on not moving, not speaking, and takeing the punishment of being picked up, moved around, having other models pushed in their face, placed on their bases, being knocked over, "killed" and having to hold a pose for what seems like hours on end. ^.^
Sister of Krieg wrote:^.^ I do like the colour giver as a nickname, but I thought being a multi-part model I would know Mark as either 'Creator' or 'Constructor'.
constructor? i dunno,it one thing for a giant to slap colors on you,its another thing to think he put you together using plastic bits and glue....
possibly the best RP to exist (it has not started yet and is gathering players. possibly even better than Blood Moon)
you can find it in the chain fiction forums (ie. here)
the main species roster has not been fully updated and I am working on a galactic guide that consist of all fluff posts were players contribute to the universe.
if you would like to save some time looking for the universe in the tangle of OC. just read the first and last pages where most of the speicies are in the first page and the rest on the last along with the full galactic guide in a minit once I post it
folks. this edition of toyhammer will be drawing to a close soon but the reason for the early end, is that no one can quite see the house. edition MK 2! will be up after this one. when Mark moves to nepal (yes it is me under a different name!) so I can show some acurrate pics. there will be more oprotunnities, and more predators.
Also, not planning on taking the GK's to the tournament? Seems like an unusual choice. In fact, taking more than one army seems like an unusual choice.
Oh my. I'm a genius. INEPTUS ASTARTES, PREPARE FOR PM.
As Mark pulled up in front of the GW store, he glanced around. A muffled swearing was coming out of the carrying cases on the passengers seat. “Will you lot just shut up for a sec?” he grumbled. And hoisted the carrying cases off of the cushion
Phillip was also here. Playing Marks GK since his necrons had run off in terror from a large electromagnet
ineptus astartes wrote:As Mark pulled up in front of the GW store, he glanced around. A muffled swearing was coming out of the carrying cases on the passengers seat. “Will you lot just shut up for a sec?” he grumbled. And hoisted the carrying cases off of the cushion
Phillip was also here. Playing Marks GK since his necrons had run off in terror from a large electromagnet
ineptus astartes wrote:crap wrong thread (lets all keep klimono in the dark for a while)
ha! found out. something to do with this one closing and mark moving to nepal and stuff...... how did i miss elphant fightn-DARKO! YOU PMed HIM ABOUT FIGHTING BIGGER ENEMIES JUST LIKE HOIW YOU WANTED TO FIGHT A BIGGER SHIP IN FLEET COMMAND! NEVER TRUST THE CAT! HE WILL GET US ALL KILLED!
ineptus astartes wrote:crap wrong thread (lets all keep klimono in the dark for a while)
ha! found out. something to do with this one closing and mark moving to nepal and stuff...... how did i miss elphant fightn-DARKO! YOU PMed HIM ABOUT FIGHTING BIGGER ENEMIES JUST LIKE HOIW YOU WANTED TO FIGHT A BIGGER SHIP IN FLEET COMMAND! NEVER TRUST THE CAT! HE WILL GET US ALL KILLED!
ineptus astartes wrote:crap wrong thread (lets all keep klimono in the dark for a while)
ha! found out. something to do with this one closing and mark moving to nepal and stuff...... how did i miss elphant fightn-DARKO! YOU PMed HIM ABOUT FIGHTING BIGGER ENEMIES JUST LIKE HOIW YOU WANTED TO FIGHT A BIGGER SHIP IN FLEET COMMAND! NEVER TRUST THE CAT! HE WILL GET US ALL KILLED!
..wut
i know you! your just messing with my head! i wont let you win! *runs off plotting your downfall*
Hey, I think it would be a good idea to keep this as the off topic thread instead of making another one for the next thread...
Hold on, even better idea, you don't have to make another thread for the next one, just make the move to the next house an event...easy enough and less threads involved...
I will rip and rend. I have a great vehicle being made. I`d like that to at least be intact. Oh and only a small barely used base is in the garage. The rest is outside. Underground now. Thanks to your kriegsman. That drill works wonders you know.
yeroc500 wrote:I will rip and rend. I have a great vehicle being made. I`d like that to at least be intact. Oh and only a small barely used base is in the garage. The rest is outside. Underground now. Thanks to your kriegsman. That drill works wonders you know.
Oh and what do you know, you left some kriegers behind and they're looking for something to smash now that you stabbed em in the back, somebody should have taken my advice and either finished em off or taken control of them...
You will learn very fast how crippling a raid from vengeance seeking guardsmen can be...
Hey I seized the moment. And the kriegsman were never decided on what they were goin to do. I was going to take them, but I had already salvaged the vehicles and wanted to see what you guys wantted to do with them before I took them as sacrifices. Plus i dont leave my base undefended.
yeroc500 wrote:Hey I seized the moment. And the kriegsman were never decided on what they were goin to do. I was going to take them, but I had already salvaged the vehicles and wanted to see what you guys wanted to do with them before I took them as sacrifices. Plus i dont leave my base undefended.
Too bad for you, Mark took you and your army with him to the tourney...
Again. I got defenses. You wont get past my blast doors. Their solid..... PLASTIC..... No their pure metal. Or rather their the metal that the GW cast guys were. We metaled down quite a few of the dead. Oh and necron armor makes a good plating.
yeroc500 wrote:Again. I got defenses. You wont get past my blast doors. Their solid..... PLASTIC..... No their pure metal. Or rather their the metal that the GW cast guys were. We metaled down quite a few of the dead. Oh and necron armor makes a good plating.
wait...but were all flesh and bone now...thats why we raided his fridge.
yeroc500 wrote:Again. I got defenses. You wont get past my blast doors. Their solid..... PLASTIC..... No their pure metal. Or rather their the metal that the GW cast guys were. We metaled down quite a few of the dead. Oh and necron armor makes a good plating.
Hmmm...you never specified what surrounds your base or what defends it for that matter, and besides, necrons phase out if they get melted,
All that aside, I got Valkyries and more specifically help from the ambush alley guys...I can fly over your "defenses"
You can fly over tunnels but not into them. My tunnels are below ground. So I dont see how being in the airs goin to help.
@Klimino: Mark has not used the spray paint on everyone. Sooooo....... Well lets hope Mark doesnt find out about his orginal space marines...... I`m joking.
@Ork: Whatever. Just realize I`m not stupid enough to leave my base unprotected. And the techdaemon Darioq is not a playable character at tournaments, so He`ll be their. And I dont have to say much more than the fact that his is the epitomy of everything the mechanicus hates. He is a living machine that has a small force of other living machines. Plus the massive project he`s working on has weapons on it. I just havent found a proper idea for what he is building. So lets consider it lightly armed and heavily armored. So I`m not undefended.
No wait I do have an idea now. You gotta love people who can draw, so us cant even attempt drawing can use their ideas.
So my platform has no big gun yet, or motor yet.
yeroc500 wrote:No wait I do have an idea now. You gotta love people who can draw, so us cant even attempt drawing can use their ideas.
So my platform has no big gun yet, or motor yet.
Don't worry Yeroc, I know how this can end up benefiting both of us without being too bad for either of us either...Just have a little faith
Hey you wanted your character dead. I did a favor. I helped kill his men, to prevent them from fixing you, considering the kriegsman is a very odd thing. From all the fluff I hear they are reanimated by machinery to keep them in good numbers. I wanted to make sure that didnt happen. You owe me. Alright not really, but still. Dont destroy my project. OR take it. I will get Mark on you. The great daemon prince can exact punishment.
yeroc500 wrote:Hey you wanted your character dead. I did a favor. I helped kill his men, to prevent them from fixing you, considering the kriegsman is a very odd thing. From all the fluff I hear they are reanimated by machinery to keep them in good numbers. I wanted to make sure that didnt happen. You owe me. Alright not really, but still. Dont destroy my project. OR take it. I will get Mark on you. The great daemon prince can exact punishment.
Pffffft...as if, you're the one digging holes in his basement, besides, what are you planning on doing with that super tank of yours eh? You gonna use it to enforce the treaty? I don't think so, I'm doing the creator a favor.
Also you did me no favors by mopping up after the necrons and taking what was left of my stuff, that just wont do, time you got brought down to size before you become a problem, Marduk, courtesy of the First and only...
Hey I`m planning on leaving. Or rather leaving and taking another home over. Then from there wage war with whoever. And the tunnels are only so big, and its outside the damn house. I dont randomly dig holes in basements. The concrete would eat up the drill. Remember there is only one. And maybe we could come to an agreement. My scout did after all help one of yours. Marduk might be conniving, but he isnt stupid. If you offer an alliance I would honor it. Plus if that happens we could eliminate the others, with the help of the super vehicle.
Oh and the tank. Idk. I`ll have to think about that one. Hmmmmmmmm. I wuld probably use it to gain land and push the damn orks back. Then I`d claim the backyard, and hopefully if the tau are nice, ally with them. And from there I would probably reduce any who arent my allies to husks. So an alliance is at hand my friends. The question is do you trust me. I mean even though I`m playing a chaos fellow he did come to realize like your major that the petty squables must be put aside, for survival.
Alright ork I`m getting off. My vehicle better be where it is now. Under my control. Cuz I will hack and slash you to bits. Your men might be half of a marine but I out number you. So I will completly destroy you. And I will get the help of the others. I will not stand for the treaty to be violated. If I have to live with it, then so do you. And I`m chaos born for KILLING.
yeroc500 wrote:Alright ork I`m getting off. My vehicle better be where it is now. Under my control. Cuz I will hack and slash you to bits. Your men might be half of a marine but I out number you. So I will completly destroy you. And I will get the help of the others. I will not stand for the treaty to be violated. If I have to live with it, then so do you. And I`m chaos born for KILLING.
Are you really trying to scare me? The Tanith eat Chaos marines for breakfast, and you may outnumber me, but then again, your entire army is not currently at home (well, at least most of it is, you keep insisting there's others there even when Ineptus claims to have gathered all of his minis together...)
Oh it'll still be yours, whether it will be exactly how you left it remains to be seen...Yak it up all you want about how you'll kill my stuff, we'll see who gets who in the end...
BTW Mark definitely wont be happy to hear you've built a mega tank and are using it to take over his neighbors house either so I'm really doing him a favor there...
Sleep tight, and dream of rampaging Scottish ninjas
EDIT: Waitaminute! The angry Marines aren't playable are they? I don't think Mark would have brought them if they were....