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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Loyalist ain't gonna burn.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I'm gonna stab ya Admiral...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
All you need to know is I won't die yet.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
..Ok..
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:..Ok..
Because, y'know, that'd be a bummer, rescuing a horribly burned corpse and still going along with our plan...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Indeed. And I will stab you Admiral..
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Post by: TheRobotLol
What the hell Gaunt32? What are you doing, leave, now.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Hopefully that post'll be removed soon...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
...Well that whole thing was rather out of the blue..
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:...Well that whole thing was rather out of the blue..
Ignore it... For the love of god, ignore it...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Peace, I believe, has been restored.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Indeed.
..And if Admiral doesn't post soon, i'l stab his Tzeentch person..
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Don't murder him, his character is fun!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:Don't murder him, his character is fun!
Oh I'm sure it won't kill her.
It'll sure as hell hurt and distract her though..
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Post by: admiral9
Lets give him a chance.
Gaunt how about you make a character sheet?
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Post by: admiral9
And i am doing homework so i can practically not post.
And i have a awesome rather long post in mind. :(
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Fine. I won't stab you.
Yet.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Lets give him a chance.
Gaunt how about you make a character sheet?
Must I? He did just try to powerplay without any character at all.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:admiral9 wrote:Lets give him a chance. Gaunt how about you make a character sheet?
Must I? He did just try to powerplay without any character at all. Yeah, cast him out from our RP of awesome!
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Post by: Deadshot
C'mon guys, he's new. I have told him what to do (ie, remove his post and make a character sheet if he wants and is allowed to play) so that should be sorted soon
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Post by: admiral9
I know but i think if we give him a chance, a decent character sheet and some help he will surely RP in a good way.
Hell blap remember my first post?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:I know but i think if we give him a chance, a decent character sheet and some help he will surely RP in a good way.
Hell blap remember my first post?
No...
And I really don't want to let him join. That courtesy should come from common understanding of the Dakka Rules, not from being drilled in by Mods...
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Post by: admiral9
Pwease?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Pwease?
I'll consult Dark for guidance if it'll make you feel better.
And you forgot something:
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Post by: admiral9
Thanks
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
PMed him. We shall have his verdict soon.
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Post by: admiral9
Lol sounds like a trial. xD
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Lol sounds like a trial. xD
It is.
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Post by: admiral9
Lololol
And here is my first post i think it was utterly horrible
admiral9 wrote:Rephosus targeted one of the trukks and prepared a krak missile after saying a small hymn for the machine spirit he fired his first shot it hit the target and its wheels where blown off. Shamefully enough it was just immobilized but he saw a terrifying sight orks bikers led by a nob biker.
He gathered up his courage and fired again this time blowing up the blasted truck and eliminating the orks inside. after that he said to the ''real'' commander sir a group of bikers have been spotted. Sergeant Segari I don't think we can hit those bikers at the speed they are going. What do you advice?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Not as bad as gaunt's...
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
C'mon, we can give him a shot. I accidentally broke my first RPG by forgetting to put that I was psychic in my character sheet. TRL was there I think
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Post by: admiral9
Lol but anyway giving people chances is something we all need to do.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
TheAngrySquig wrote:C'mon, we can give him a shot. I accidentally broke my first RPG by forgetting to put that I was psychic in my character sheet. TRL was there I think
Aaaah yes, good ol' Arachonian disaster. what an RP..
Gtg, dinner.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
TheRobotLol wrote:TheAngrySquig wrote:C'mon, we can give him a shot. I accidentally broke my first RPG by forgetting to put that I was psychic in my character sheet. TRL was there I think
Aaaah yes, good ol' Arachonian disaster. what an RP..
Thats the one! Pretty convinced that TGN never wants to do an RP with me again
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Least you had a character...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
TheAngrySquig wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:TheAngrySquig wrote:C'mon, we can give him a shot. I accidentally broke my first RPG by forgetting to put that I was psychic in my character sheet. TRL was there I think Aaaah yes, good ol' Arachonian disaster. what an RP.. Thats the one! Pretty convinced that TGN never wants to do an RP with me again  It DID end pretty badly though
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Post by: admiral9
Sorry my dad had a 1.9 but i´m back.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Upon the judgement of Dark, we'll allow Gaunt a second chance. Consider this your warning.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
...
Ok.
...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Well, shall we continue Lol?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I believe it is your turn.
I'm waiting for Admiral to react to me approaching his character with a knife undetected.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Oh admiral!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Hense the repeated threats of stabbing his character...
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Post by: admiral9
Well my character will get mad since her partner got wounded.
Yes i make it official that banner carrier has been my partner for a long while!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Well my character will get mad since her partner got wounded.
Yes i make it official that banner carrier has been my partner for a long while!
He's just a little crispy round the edges. Ignore Gaunt's post.
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Post by: admiral9
Posted.
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Post by: admiral9
Dude she is crying and all you see is. ''I haz a knife!''
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Post by: TheRobotLol
admiral9 wrote:Dude she is crying and all you see is. ''I haz a knife!'' Chaos scum all die the same... Anyway, a shotgun won't help much here, and I have a knife..
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Post by: admiral9
She's crying cause she thought she made a fething friend!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
admiral9 wrote:She's crying cause she thought she made a fething friend!
BURN THE FRIENDLY CULTIST!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:She's crying cause she thought she made a fething friend!
Who, me? I don't really get along with people who try to melt my brains well, sorry...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
If I had a firebomb, I'd use my secret attack...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:If I had a firebomb, I'd use my secret attack...
Ew! That's just nasty, Lol...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:If I had a firebomb, I'd use my secret attack...
Ew! That's just nasty, Lol...
No, it involves bashing the enemy over the head with a firebomb, and the resulting damage done...
What a horrid mind you have...
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Post by: admiral9
Made an end to this battle otherwise the squig would wait for ages.
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Post by: admiral9
BlapBlapBlap wrote:admiral9 wrote:She's crying cause she thought she made a fething friend!
Who, me? I don't really get along with people who try to melt my brains well, sorry...
Well i actually did use it in low as i could have also killed you outright. I gave you a bed instead of letting you lay outside without food or clothes but i brought you both.
I also brought you your 2 other soldiers who i didn't harm.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Thank you. Squigs get angry waiting
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:If I had a firebomb, I'd use my secret attack...
Ew! That's just nasty, Lol...
No, it involves bashing the enemy over the head with a firebomb, and the resulting damage done...
What a horrid mind you have...
No, the phrase secret attack sounds like some sort of twisted euphemism...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:admiral9 wrote:She's crying cause she thought she made a fething friend!
Who, me? I don't really get along with people who try to melt my brains well, sorry...
Well i actually did use it in low as i could have also killed you outright. I gave you a bed instead of letting you lay outside without food or clothes but i brought you both.
I also brought you your 2 other soldiers who i didn't harm.
Except that last bit where you burnt them alive, and you did try to turn my brains into goo, and what bed? You tied me to a plushy chair...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:If I had a firebomb, I'd use my secret attack...
Ew! That's just nasty, Lol...
No, it involves bashing the enemy over the head with a firebomb, and the resulting damage done...
What a horrid mind you have...
No, the phrase secret attack sounds like some sort of twisted euphemism...
...
Well its not...
Dear God Brap...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:If I had a firebomb, I'd use my secret attack...
Ew! That's just nasty, Lol...
No, it involves bashing the enemy over the head with a firebomb, and the resulting damage done...
What a horrid mind you have...
No, the phrase secret attack sounds like some sort of twisted euphemism...
...
Well its not...
Dear God Brap...

I've come to expect it from you.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:If I had a firebomb, I'd use my secret attack...
Ew! That's just nasty, Lol...
No, it involves bashing the enemy over the head with a firebomb, and the resulting damage done...
What a horrid mind you have...
No, the phrase secret attack sounds like some sort of twisted euphemism...
...
Well its not...
Dear God Brap...

I've come to expect it from you.
When have I ever used a euphemism that disturbing?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
It was only a matter of time, Lol...
Only a matter of time...
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Post by: admiral9
Yeah PLUSHY chair i could have also done this. ''Lynessa left the 2 soldiers to be raped by the slaaneshy and took the sergeant with her. Without clothes or anything she dropped her in the courtyard and without warning shouted questions at her. But she refused she gave her a necklace but instead of putting it in a lower stance had it run at full power and completely decimated her entire being.''
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I will bash someone over the head with a firebomb... ...a chaos astartes shall be the first die to my superior use of pyrotechnics!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Okay, okay, I'll burn you last...
Who would be objected to going on some sort of interplanetary treasure hunt after the main war? Like pirates in SPEHSS.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I wouldn't object.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:I wouldn't object.
You could be my pa-I've said too much.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:I wouldn't object.
You could be my pa-I've said too much.
Whut?
EDIT: If you mean parrot then.....
[Screams madly]
...I won't be a parrot...
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Post by: admiral9
I love it i'm a merc anyway.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Not a parrot, like a comrade in arms, but with a touch more romance...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Sure.
Just not a parrot...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
You wanna come let me down soon, Lol?
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Post by: Gaunt32
Name: Colm Admirava
Gender: male.
Position: lieutenant of 32nd platoon.
Appearance (Optional but preferred): Young, black hair and neat uniform (very rough draft)
Background : Born on Armagedon, ignored by family and as a child during the 3rd war for armagedon(15) was forced to pick up a lasgun when an ork killed his family and 3 guard. Killed the ork with marksman skill.
Personality : doesn't think men are something you should waste but use them in appropriate manner, knows his mens names of by heart and has a mre than stronge hatred for the orks.
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Post by: admiral9
See blap i told you he could post a good character sheet.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:You wanna come let me down soon, Lol?
Huh?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:You wanna come let me down soon, Lol?
Huh?
I'm still tied up...
And I'm gonna guess your character is based loosely off of Gaunt, amiright?
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Post by: admiral9
Well he is called gaunt xD
But this is his very first try so i say we let him in and help him with posting.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:You wanna come let me down soon, Lol?
Huh?
I'm still tied up...
And I'm gonna guess your character is based loosely off of Gaunt, amiright?
I'l free you.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Posted.
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Post by: admiral9
And i am unconcious for 1 post so i can have some dreams.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Sure.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Huzzah! I have returned.
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Post by: admiral9
Huh didn't your blade BREAK?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I noticed Brap.. Anyway, I should post..
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Huh didn't your blade BREAK?
And yours did too. I still get to reforge it.
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Post by: admiral9
Ever heard of daemon pacts?
I'll just get a daemon possessed one.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Ever heard of daemon pacts?
I'll just get a daemon possessed one.
Ever heard of Techpriests?
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Post by: admiral9
So we will both get a new one. Hooray xD
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:So we will both get a new one. Hooray xD
We shall meet again, and it shall be... exhilarating...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
And I've got to go. Buh bye now.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Seeya.
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Post by: admiral9
Bye. I think i will make my post tomorrow.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Oh and Admiral, when next we meet, you shall become painfully familiar with 'suicide' runs... And of course my super awesome firebomb attack... Oh, and night all.
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Post by: admiral9
Night robot.
And you will see my super cute half naked begging to get friends.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by: necrovamp
Dammit, i go away for one night and the RP, passes me by.....Need to not go away again
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Post by: admiral9
Do it like me. xD
I discarded my live so i can play rp's. xD
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Post by: necrovamp
Im gonna have to if this carries on
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Post by: admiral9
Necro i wonder have you ever heard of the RP groups in germany?
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Post by: admiral9
Buuut anyway good night guys.
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Post by: necrovamp
Don't think I have....unless your talking about the warhammer Larpers?
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Post by: admiral9
Shame. but again goodnight..
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Post by: necrovamp
Goodnight
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Post by: Private_Joker
Can I ask that gaunt not be in 32nd platoon considering we don't have 32 platoons? Just jump into 3rd platoon of 2nd Sabre Company and say you are reserves from the rear trenchs.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:Oh and Admiral, when next we meet, you shall become painfully familiar with 'suicide' runs...
And of course my super awesome firebomb attack...
You sick twisted...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:Oh and Admiral, when next we meet, you shall become painfully familiar with 'suicide' runs...
And of course my super awesome firebomb attack...
You sick twisted...
Dear God Brap....
...Why?....
... why?...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Because... Uh...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
This image works for most situations.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
As does this.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Anyway, are you going to post?
I will keep on posting pictures if you say no!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I've got nothing to post about!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:I've got nothing to post about!
Yes you do...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:I've got nothing to post about!
Yes you do... What? All Tarkus ever does is lurk around the place!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:I've got nothing to post about!
Yes you do...
What?
All Tarkus ever does is lurk around the place!
The plan...
The plan...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I doubt I can just burst into the chaple and go all love machine... Hahaha I nearly fell off my chair
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Well make me leave the chapel...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I will, its just i've got to go pretty urgently.
I'l be back in about six, seven hours or so.
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Post by: reds8n
BlapBlapBlap wrote:
I will keep on posting pictures if you say no!
Don't.
Thanks
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Post by: admiral9
I'm back! Sorry guys but i am not really in a posting mood ATM maybe in an hour or so.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I'm back. Damn that took longer than expected!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I'l try and get a post up sometime soon.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Go on, Lol, impress me.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
*Cracks knuckles*
They always love the awkward small talk...
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Post by: Gaunt32
Thanks for accepting me. And yes, loosly on Gaunt
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Wrong thread :3
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Lol, time to make your move.
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Post by: admiral9
I want to leave those heretics but i have no reason to. :(
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:I want to leave those heretics but i have no reason to. :(
Which heretics?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I can picture it now...
...Atris, would you like to have a romantic dinner over the charred corpses of a dozen cultists...
..How romantic..
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:I can picture it now...
...Atris, would you like to have a romantic dinner over the charred corpses of a dozen cultists...
..How romantic..

Aww, that's so sweet...
It'll be like a candlelight dinner without the candles...
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Post by: admiral9
You know the main cultist camp.
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Post by: Private_Joker
Damn insomnia. I am here.
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Post by: Toastedandy
Room for one more?
Name:
Lancaster Sherman
Gender
Male
Position
Major
Appearence
Background
Sherman was born into the Guard, both his parents were killed before he was old enough to enlist. Sherman fought in both the Rassagar III and the
Damoclese Gulf crusades before being promoted to Major. He is an advocate of hard, unrelenting war on all fronts, often forcing surrender with the
blood of his own men. Since the chaos invasion began, almost three months ago, he has led the 14th Alustdor Dragoons to glory. Sherman lost use of
right hand, which has been replaced with bionics.
Equipment:
Carapace armour
Bolt pistol - Combat shotgun - Power weapon
14th Alustdor Dragoons:
The Dragoons numbers have gradually eroded over the months, leaving only the toughest and luckiest veterans alive.
Appearance :
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Post by: Private_Joker
Good, you can be the armoured column I coincidently mentioned.
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Post by: admiral9
Please anyone please become chaos. Its so boring as the only chaosy one.
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Post by: Private_Joker
That's what you get for betraying the Emporer treachorous scum. =)
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Aw, don't make him cry...
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Post by: admiral9
I just wanted some difference from the usual. Emprah emprah i serve they emprah!
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Post by: Private_Joker
Kill yourself off and make a new character.
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Post by: admiral9
Nope i feel a connection to lynessa already. No can do.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I certainly ain't joining no chaos!
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Post by: admiral9
Well you imperials are soo stoic.
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Post by: black templar
Why cant we all be friends? I joke kill all chaos!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I am the king of chaos-hunting! ..And also romance.. Lol
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
admiral9 wrote:Please anyone please become chaos.
Its so boring as the only chaosy one.
Now now Admiral, don't give up just yet
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Post by: black templar
I might turn to be a chaos Tech-priest.......MIGHT!
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Post by: admiral9
Please i wuff techpriests.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:I am the king of chaos-hunting!
..And also romance..
Lol

Am I the queen of these things?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:I am the king of chaos-hunting!
..And also romance..
Lol

Am I the queen of these things?
Its highly likely.
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Post by: black templar
admiral9 wrote:Please i wuff techpriests.
PM me and we shall discuss this idea...private.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Well, Lol...
Are you going to go further or leave it?
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Post by: admiral9
Well see.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:Well, Lol...
Are you going to go further or leave it?
...The plan...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Go on then.
Do it.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:Go on then.
Do it.
Do whurt?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:Go on then.
Do it.
Do whurt?
The plan, Lol. Continue it now or later?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:Go on then.
Do it.
Do whurt?
The plan, Lol. Continue it now or later?
Just a little later, i'm kinda busy at the moment.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Do you have any requests for what your Sergeant does? Or do I have free reign?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
You have free reign.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Seriously, somebody break up my posts?
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Post by: admiral9
Sure.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Are you going to post something about friendship?
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Post by: admiral9
Lets begin the plan templar. And i refuse to stop calling that keeper of secrets shemangloid.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
But...
It was going so well...
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Post by: admiral9
Huh? This was a plan like yours. I'm gonna get a slaaneshi techpriest as BF.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Huh? This was a plan like yours.
I'm gonna get a slaaneshi techpriest as BF.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ADMIRAL.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Things beyond mortal comprehension...
Ahhhhh!!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
I'm afraided...
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Post by: admiral9
I'm in command now? i thought i only commanded the tzeentchian forces.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
I don't know.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Nope, you are in command of the whole shabang. Congrats
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Getting all intimate in the base...
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Post by: admiral9
Uum hooray then from Platoon commander to regiment commander. EPIC!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Post, Admiral, post!
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
SAY HI TO YOUR NEW 7 FOOT TALL NURGLY COMMISSAR!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Oh hai!
Wait... he's on what side?!
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Y'all got ditched for Nugz
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheAngrySquig wrote:Y'all got ditched for Nugz
Can I pay you gold?
Or are you gonna get all nasty with Admiral?
Uh...
Find me a bin, I need to vomit...
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
I am not in this to have a romance, I'm just going to marshall the troops into an organized and effective fighting force
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Post by: admiral9
Uum i can make a small post then.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheAngrySquig wrote:I am not in this to have a romance, I'm just going to marshall the troops into an organized and effective fighting force
Sure you are...
Anyway, is anybody going to post?
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Post by: admiral9
Hey tzeentch hates nurgle you barked up at the wrong tree.
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Post by: admiral9
You either give me a very very good reason to keep you.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Because other he'll pop a cap in yo ass?
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Post by: admiral9
No because otherwise my over 25 soldiers will shoot him at the same time.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
At least I have an excuse not to get shot.
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Post by: admiral9
Lol this is tzeentch turf now!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Imma shoot yo commisar!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:Imma shoot yo commisar!
The hell you will.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
admiral9 wrote:You either give me a very very good reason to keep you.
You're smart? You know that the majority of your troops only respond to brute power and thats something that I do exceptionally well.
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Post by: admiral9
True i will allow you in the council of three! I have myself the commander of the tzeentch dudes. You the commander of the nurgle forces. our techmarine commander of the slaaneshi forces. And the khorne ones will be transformed into our slaves!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
But Khorne is so fun!
It's just like beating up miniature versions of my Deathwatch Character...
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
admiral9 wrote:True i will allow you in the council of three!
I have myself the commander of the tzeentch dudes.
You the commander of the nurgle forces.
our techmarine commander of the slaaneshi forces.
And the khorne ones will be transformed into our slaves!
Yes. I'll also take care of Khorne, because they respect strength and will respond well to my devoting of men to meat-grinders
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Khorne...would be my spot.... NO, I'm no chaos worshiper! ..still... ..Nah...
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Post by: necrovamp
Hey sherman...want some hellhound support or should I go elsewhere?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
You have a gimmick, Lol! Develop it now!
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Post by: Toastedandy
necrovamp wrote:Hey sherman...want some hellhound support or should I go elsewhere?
Yeah defo!, it'll be like an hour or so till i can post again though
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Post by: necrovamp
I have a gimmick?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I have a gimmick?
Pyromaniac?
Shotgunner?
Stealth expert?
Loyalist Khornate?!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:I have a gimmick?
Pyromaniac?
Shotgunner?
Stealth expert?
Loyalist Khornate?!
Remember the plan?
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Post by: admiral9
I'm waiting for templar.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
I'm waiting for Lol.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
C'mon, Lol...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Still waiting.
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Post by: admiral9
So am i.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Am I the only Airship Pirate?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Sorry I'm late, there has been some home troubles.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Seriously, am I an airship pirate?
Trying to figure out how to develop this now...
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Post by: admiral9
Pirate?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:Pirate?
Don't worry.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Pirate! I'm not a damn parrot...
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Post by: admiral9
Posted.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:Pirate!
I'm not a damn parrot...

You aren't a parrot, Lol.
Anyway, I'm staying at the base. Notice how I've got no squad and was tortured? I think I need some room for recovery.
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Post by: admiral9
Sguiqy aren't you gonna post?
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
I will gimme 1 second
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
I have a big thing with the Khorneys planned though, so nobody alter the plot of the chaosy area
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheAngrySquig wrote:I have a big thing with the Khorneys planned though, so nobody alter the plot of the chaosy area
Okay...
I have a different plot anyway...
Can you guess what our plan was?
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Post by: admiral9
We are a council now remember that we are equals so no commanding me around! And its all just as planned!
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Post by: necrovamp
this plan is worrying me
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Post by: admiral9
Squig please post so i can get to sleep without worries.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
What plan?
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Post by: admiral9
Everything its just as planned!
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Post by: necrovamp
exactly, what plan. are you guys planning not to plan?
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Post by: admiral9
just as planned
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
necrovamp wrote:exactly, what plan. are you guys planning not to plan?
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
May the power of Khorne destroy you tzeentch-person!
..Not that I'm on the dude's side..
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Post by: admiral9
I surrender!
just as planned
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Post by: necrovamp
BlapBlapBlap wrote:necrovamp wrote:exactly, what plan. are you guys planning not to plan?
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!
the man with the plan. Mainly thinking aloud about your plan.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I don't take prisoners... JUST AS PLANNED
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Dear god no...
WHAT DID YOU DO ADMIRAL? WHAT DID YOU DO?
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Okay I posted. And Admiral, we are all equals, but I have a commanding nature, so many of my posts will seem order-like. They are orders you can choose to accept or not, but I will speak in orders as I am trained to do
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Suddenly the forces of chaos seem larger.. I'm gonna shoot ya with my shotgun!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Robot, make a post please!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Ok. I'l fetch my shotgun/armour, and get to battle...
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
TheRobotLol wrote:Suddenly the forces of chaos seem larger..
I'm gonna shoot ya with my shotgun!
INFERNUS PISTOL TO THE FACE!
Hehe, I'm gonna need new space marine buddies.
ZHUFOR!
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Post by: admiral9
Sorry ill post tomorrow just remember you have access to the armor. So i think 1 malcador 4 russes and 8 chimeras something like that only if its ok with blap otherwise you should make a deal with him. And goodnight.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
I DEMAND MORE HELLHOUNDS!
I keed, I keed, do what you want within reason.
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Post by: necrovamp
I only have 3 hellhounds.....promote me?
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
We lost our commander though...
I think we did...
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
More Chimeras. For numbers I thought it was along the lines of Slaanesh: 5000 Khorne: 2500 Cultists 10 Marines 5 Terminators Nurgle: 2000 Tzeentch: 750 So I would need 167 Chimeras, 10 Malcadors, and 60 Russes
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I WILL kill an astartes...
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Post by: necrovamp
i hope we didn't lose the commander...i cant be promoted then....
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
TheRobotLol wrote:I WILL kill an astartes...
How? Does your shotgun have magic power?
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necrovamp wrote:i hope we didn't lose the commander...i cant be promoted then....
You lost about 30 scouts and a few Salamanders
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Aw...
Atris is gonna be so sad when he comes back...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
TheAngrySquig wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:I WILL kill an astartes...
How? Does your shotgun have magic power?
Grenades, bombs, pyrotechnics?
My specialities.
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BlapBlapBlap wrote:Aw... Atris is gonna be so sad when he comes back... Whut? Why?
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TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:Aw...
Atris is gonna be so sad when he comes back...
Whut? Why?
I keed, I keed.
Now, are you planning to go MIA? Or are you going to uncover some secret for some intergalactic treasure?
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Post by: necrovamp
TheAngrySquig wrote:necrovamp wrote:i hope we didn't lose the commander...i cant be promoted then....
You lost about 30 scouts and a few Salamanders
I thought i only had 3 hellhounds?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
BlapBlapBlap wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:BlapBlapBlap wrote:Aw...
Atris is gonna be so sad when he comes back...
Whut? Why?
I keed, I keed.
Now, are you planning to go MIA? Or are you going to uncover some secret for some intergalactic treasure?
Uh, secret I guess.
I should get going. Night.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
And I better go too.
Bye.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
necrovamp wrote:TheAngrySquig wrote:necrovamp wrote:i hope we didn't lose the commander...i cant be promoted then....
You lost about 30 scouts and a few Salamanders
I thought i only had 3 hellhounds?
They may not have been yours specifically, just loyalists
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TheRobotLol wrote:TheAngrySquig wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:I WILL kill an astartes...
How? Does your shotgun have magic power?
Grenades, bombs, pyrotechnics?
My specialities.
Power armor, their specialty
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Post by: Toastedandy
Just curious, but where are everyones character sheets?
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Post by: Gaunt32
 Basilisks will help llya's assualt if thats ok.
I will then get orders to move my men to help in holding the line with llya's hellhounds.
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Toastedandy wrote:Just curious, but where are everyones character sheets?
Never consolidated I think
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
For the sheer interest of the RPG, should we bump up the scale of this invasion/defense? Like lets have full companies with thousands of men and loads of tanks bashing into each other
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Post by: necrovamp
Yes please! could have done with you earlier! On my way to help toast in the village now.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Toastedandy wrote:Just curious, but where are everyones character sheets?
I'll collect them up...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
I got Magnus, black templar, Lol, Me, TASquig, admiral, necrovamp and Joker.
Can anybody tell me if I've missed them out?
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BlapBlapBlap wrote:I got Magnus, black templar, Lol, Me, TASquig, admiral, necrovamp and Joker.
Can anybody tell me if I've missed them out?
Heres mine
Name:
Lancaster Sherman
Gender
Male
Position
Major
Appearence
Background
Sherman was born into the Guard, both his parents were killed before he was old enough to enlist. Sherman fought in both the Rassagar III and the
Damoclese Gulf crusades before being promoted to Major. He is an advocate of hard, unrelenting war on all fronts, often forcing surrender with the
blood of his own men. Since the chaos invasion began, almost three months ago, he has led the 14th Alustdor Dragoons to glory. Sherman lost use of
right hand, which has been replaced with bionics.
Equipment:
Carapace armour
Bolt pistol - Combat shotgun - Power weapon
14th Alustdor Dragoons:
The Dragoons numbers have gradually eroded over the months, leaving only the toughest and luckiest veterans alive.
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Post by: necrovamp
How stepped up do you want this attack?
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necrovamp wrote:How stepped up do you want this attack?
A compete shitstorm. Thousands of cultists trying to consolidate our front lines retreat
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
I updated the forces of chaos chart to make it more acurate
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Post by: Toastedandy
TheAngrySquig wrote:More Chimeras. For numbers I thought it was along the lines of
Slaanesh: 50000
Khorne: 25000 Cultists 100 Marines 20 Terminators
Nurgle: 20000
Tzeentch: 7500
So I would need 1667 Chimeras, 100 Malcadors, and 6000 Russes
I think that would be too much....
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Post by: necrovamp
No hellhounds :(
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Toastedandy wrote:TheAngrySquig wrote:More Chimeras. For numbers I thought it was along the lines of
Slaanesh: 50000
Khorne: 25000 Cultists 100 Marines 20 Terminators
Nurgle: 20000
Tzeentch: 7500
So I would need 1667 Chimeras, 100 Malcadors, and 6000 Russes
I think that would be too much....
I accidentaly added 2 0's instead of 1
I'll fix it in a sec
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Updated to be more acurate
Slaanesh: 5000
Khorne: 2500 Cultists 10 Marines 5 Terminators
Nurgle: 2000
Tzeentch: 750
So I would need 167 Chimeras, 10 Malcadors, and 60 Russes
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Also how big of an engagement do we want to have? I think we should do a full blown war, with hundreds of thousands of men, because the way it is right now, you guys are just killing off our entire army with no way for us to fight back
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Post by: necrovamp
a full blown war sounds fun. I was just killing 'generic cultists' for something to do, plus you said you wanted it stepped up, we could introduce aircraft too....
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necrovamp wrote:a full blown war sounds fun. I was just killing 'generic cultists' for something to do, plus you said you wanted it stepped up, we could introduce aircraft too....
Perfect. Lets get swallowed up in a Black Crusade
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Yippee!
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Huzzah
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Make a post, Lol.
I DARE YOU.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
To the Vulture!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Aw, Lol's gonna be all sad that he had to leave...
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Posted.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Posted.
The vulture is down.
Got to go, seeya.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
I'm out!
Bye.
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Post by: TheAngrySquig
Final 2day, so no posting until later for me
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Post by: admiral9
I'm back and we have total war?
If i only have 750 men they should all be around highly trained veteran quality with tons upon tons of heavy weapons.
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Post by: admiral9
Just so you guys know ... means arse.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
And I'm back...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Huzzah!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
TheRobotLol wrote:Huzzah!
I need something to break up writing love poems and drawing kitten pictures...
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Post by: TheRobotLol
*Shrugs*
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Post by: admiral9
So how do you like my post?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
A crying Khornate...
...now thats rare.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Do you think my character'll do well as a raving alcoholic?
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Post by: TheRobotLol
I guess.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Nah...
So you gonna post Lol?
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Post by: admiral9
TheRobotLol wrote:A crying Khornate...
...now thats rare.
I know thats why i know it will persuade them.
And dude i sticked a sword up his arse if there isn't a slaaneshi who doesn't like that he isn't a slaaneshi.
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Post by: Gaunt32
The Basiliks can shot down one or two unlucky low enemy flyers by fluck in a bombardment and my Character has just fight with his platoon so we'll support the hellhounds and met with auto gun crews.
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Post by: admiral9
We don't have flyers
atleast not until i get a pact with the forge of souls
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Just to let everybody know, the base may get overrun, and we all might go plundering for an ancient treasure on some distant planet.
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Post by: admiral9
I have completely no problems at all with that but that means i need a ship.
I will get a leviathan!!!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
admiral9 wrote:I have completely no problems at all with that but that means i need a ship.
I will get a leviathan!!!
No, just a small thing. Not fighter jet cramped, but only enough to support a few (at most 20) guys.
And we shall fight again, admiral...
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Post by: admiral9
Uum a idolator class?
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Post by: Gaunt32
we could take the frigate Collosus that dropped me and my men in. Its still in orbit and we could evac using whatever valkryes Tarkus has left. My and any one elses platoons could come aswell tohelp us.
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