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Post by: Tactical_Spam
So, thanks to War Kitten and the folks over at Avatars in a Room (Mostly War Kitten...), I have made a thread for Avatars in a room... Except Everyone is a Legionnaire, on Terra. Have at it folks.
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Post by: War Kitten
Oh boy this'll be fun
*scratches his head*
Where is everyone?
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
Brother Astartes...
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Post by: War Kitten
Yes? How can I help you brother?
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
We seem to be the only two left on Terra...
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Post by: War Kitten
That is rather unfortunate yes.
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
Its almost like we are in a vacuum... Well, while were here, care to take a tour in the fully renovated Fortress of Terra?
-Gestures extravagantly towards the hulking monolith of a fortress-
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Post by: War Kitten
Oh sure, why not. Got nothing better to do anyway
*joins TS*
OOC: I hope others show up, otherwise this'll get pretty dull pretty fast.
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
OOC: Bruh, I will do a full tour of the Fortress until people show up
BIC: Now see, we had Sanguinius do the landscaping of the rose gardens out front here...
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Post by: War Kitten
*walks behind TS, taking in the sights*
Who did the guns? *points to the defense lasers*
They look great!
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
That was none other than Rogal Dorn himself!
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Post by: War Kitten
Really? Fascinating. You know I met Dorn once? Mortarian took a small detachment of my brothers and I have to have a meeting with the Imperial Fists and I got to meet him. He's intense in person, not quite as bad as Mortarian but...
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
Mortarian is kind of strange, even by Primarch standards
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Post by: War Kitten
You're telling me. He's MY primarch.
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
Was your primarch..
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Post by: War Kitten
True, true, he ceased being much of anything to me after Isstvan.
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Post by: snurl
<<The pumpkin just grins and takes notes>>
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
Brother, have you even seen Fulgrim recently?
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
*fires Da Rippa*
OK, Flash Gitz. Assume tactical formation one.
*flash gitz surround everybody*
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
Hey hey hey, who invited the Ork? and the pumpkin... and that estranged kakophoni guy...?
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Orks are never invited. We just crash da partay.
*flash gitz load snazzgunz*
NOT YET WAIT TILL I TELL YOU!
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Post by: War Kitten
*notices TheManWithNoPlan*
Welcome brother! We were just going on a tour, care to join us?
*notices snurl as well*
That is just creepy....
*to Badrukk*
Do you really think you can stand against the Emperor's Finest?
*cocks boltgun*
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
The flash gitz you see here are surrounding you. There will be more to replace them.
FLASH GIT: Can we shoot now?
Yes!
*We fire at the space marines*
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
-Gives boarding shield to War kitten and paints a dash of yellow on his should and holds up my own shield-
Its ok, Brother.. We are toughness 5 now...
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Post by: War Kitten
*badrukk rolls str 2 and ap6 for his flash gitzs weapons*
My turn
*begins scything down flash gitz with boltgun fire*
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Oh, Gork.
REINFORCEMENTS! WE NEED YOU!
*more reinforcements come in and we roll Str 5 Ap 1 for our snazzgunz*
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Post by: War Kitten
TAKE COVER!
*dives behind a wall and continues firing*
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
*everything fires at point-blank range*
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Post by: Verviedi
*A Land Raider flies out of a hole in the warp, pulverizing the flash gitz, rolling 37 times, and hitting a wall*
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
Verviedi wrote:*A Land Raider flies out of a hole in the warp, pulverizing the flash gitz, rolling 37 times, and hitting a wall*
-It suffers a glancing hit-
What on Terra is happening...
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
SURVIVING FLASH GITZ!!!!!! GET TO THE EMPRAH'S ROOM!!!!!!!
*we go in the direction of the Emperor*
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
I locked the doors... all 900 of the Ceramite plated 12 inch thick doors...
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
So that's how you want to play it. Request moar dakka, over!
*Stompas break down all the doors*
FLASH GITZ!!!!! SWARM THE PALACE!!!!!
*We do. Me and a team of flash gitz find the Emperor's room and kill his servants*
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
OOC: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. One does not simply kill the Custodis
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
OOC: Of course I can! I'm an ork who loves killing! BIC: *stompas obliterate the Emperor* Take that now, Space Marines!
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Post by: 2BlackJack1
*custode marches from the Golden Throne Room and starts cutting down orks*
No enemy shall live to see Him.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
*cuts down the Custode*
He's already obliterated!
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Post by: 2BlackJack1
*grabs ork's blade*
You know nothing of his power. Or mine, for that matter.
*stabs ork in the gut*
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
*More flash gitz come and obliterate the Custodes*
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Post by: 2BlackJack1
You think you have enough power to take over this palace? Come back, with more of your gun power.
*turrets start roaring into the crowd of orks, spewing bullets everywhere into their mass*
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
*We survive* You're surrounded, Custode. I've got more on the way. The palace is dead. OOC: Will continue this later.
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Post by: Verviedi
*Staggers out of the tank, my helmet crooked*
I told you to take a left! The Emperor is dead in this one! I thought you knew exactly what timestate to go to!
Calm down, Marine. It appears that someone has interfered with this timestate. Let's hop to the nearest one in the past, and reset this one.
*Suddenly the Orks are still outside the palace, and Macro-cannons are destroying the Stompas*
*A Land Raider flies out of a hole in the warp, pulverizing the flash gitz, rolling 37 times, and hitting a wall*
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Oh well. At least we killed the Emperor.
*leaves*
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Post by: War Kitten
What the feth is going on here?
*continues.to mow down orks with bolter fire*
*into vox*
ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT REQUESTED, COORDINATES ALPHA BRAVO ZULU FIRE FOR EFFECT!
*bombardment kills most of the flash gitz and stompas*
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
OOC: Badrukk survived, and is pretty far from Terra right now. And the Emperor is dead.
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
KaptinBadrukk wrote:OOC: Badrukk survived, and is pretty far from Terra right now. And the Emperor is dead.
You mean Malace? You can't kill the Emperor... He's "immortal"
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
OOC: Well, Badrukk and his flash gitz obliterated the following: The Emperor Custodes And he left the palace in ruins.
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Post by: sing your life
*Is woken by explosions*
Huh? What's happening? Who just levoulationed the central building?
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
OOC: Sing your life, where have you been?
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Post by: sing your life
OOC: In outer space, duh.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
OOC: No really. You haven't been on much. Has your internet been down? Or what?
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Post by: sing your life
OOC: I've been very ill.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
OOC: Sorry about that. Are you better now?
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Post by: Verviedi
I reset the timestate. Emperor, palace, custodes should be fine. Just so you know, because of paradoxes, you probably shouldn't touch him anytime soon.
...So where am I? I was told to go back to this timestate, but the message cut out when I asked why. Requesting location and mission parameters.
Imperial Palace, Terra. Seems that we're in a reality where Horus betrayed the Emperor instead of the Two.
How the hell did you transport us between realities and time? You said the Warp couldn't do that!
Bad news, actually... It broke. We're stuck here until I am created in this timestate.
8000 years?!
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
*comes back*
Why is the emperor still alive? I killed him! Or I thought I did...
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Post by: sing your life
OOC: No, but I can usually get out of bed for a bit at the least.
Who's the emperor?
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Post by: War Kitten
*tackles Badrukk and putsna bolt pistol to his head*
Why shouldn't I kill you right now ork?
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Post by: sing your life
Because he'll just respawn and attack you in a helicopter until all the objective are his.
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Post by: Verviedi
My companion here sent me back to the original point of divergence of this timestate. I kicked a pebble, per his instructions. I suppose I butterflied your army into oblivion.
Actually, I just grabbed a Custodes and filled his helmet vox with warnings.
Why did I kick the pebble, then?!
It's a very long story, but basically it'll butterfly Macha into undressing in front of a Custode and bringing the Emperor back to life 10,000 years in the future.
...What? How did you calculate that?!
Magic. And I also grabbed Medusa's computing resources for a bit on the way here.
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Post by: sing your life
What year is this? I was just laying down for a few winks at Hanger 21 and oh Putin I overslept didn't I?
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Post by: Verviedi
It appears to be the year 31,000, in a yet-unknown Timestate. I propose calling this one Timestate Horus.
Logged, Space Marine.
*Looks around*
...So, who are you, brothers?
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Post by: sing your life
It's 29,000 years in the future?
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Post by: War Kitten
It is the 31st millennium yes.
*to Verviedi*
I am Garrus of the Death Guard, by your markings I presume you to be from the Iron Hands?
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Post by: Verviedi
It seems so. I'm here for an unspecified purpose, because my armor and tank got hijacked by... something.
I am of the Iron Hands, yes. One of the last loyalists that escaped our former brethren. This universe is very far from the universe that I am from.
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Post by: sing your life
What happened to Russia? Did they beat the US in the end?
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Post by: Verviedi
I am afraid I do not know. Do you?
Nope. I was created in 40,000.
Wait. You haven't been created yet?!
...I hijacked an interdimensional travelling Land Raider through time. You expect existing before I'm alive is beyond me?
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*scratches his head*
This is all beyond me. I was created in the 31st Millennium to fight in the Great Crusade.
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Post by: Verviedi
Alright. I will tell.
So, in my universe, I was sent down to the surface of Istvaan III to fight the rebels on the surface. Unfortunately, the Two had already turned from the light, and launched cyclonic torpedoes at the planet below.
My Land Raider, which was travelling through a cavern, survived the blasts, along with a few of my brothers. It was then that I found a short, metal skeleton, which was clearly dead.
As soon as I touched it, my armor locked up, and a voice began to speak through my vox-caster. It instructed me to ask my squad for their special weapon, a graviton weapon, and a vortex grenade. It told me to remove the power sources of both, and then use the vortex creation matrix to build a warp drive.
The voice told me to pull the pin, then. I travelled here, secure in my tank.
I am afraid that I am guilty of the Sin Of Innovation, and therefore damned by the Machine-God.
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
Thats intense, Brother of Iron...
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OOC: I'm not sure that they believed in the Machine God prior to the Heresy, I think that developed post Heresy
Well, it was the same for me, I was with a group of Loyal Sons of Horus and we were fighting against my treacherous brethren, when a flash of light brought me here.
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Post by: sing your life
*into comms* Calling all out there, I am Captain Alaniouz Blagochestivy. As far as I know I am the 29,027 years old, and the last survivor of the RGF and the nation of Russia. St Joseph's blessing.
OOC: Bolded text is the armour's Machine Spirit, right?
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
OOC: Emperor is the Omnisiah...
I was always here... tending the... antiaircraft fortifications
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Post by: Verviedi
OOC: Bold text is the entity that was picked up from the dead Necron. Poor marine is very possessed by something semi-benevolent.
I'm imagining it like this universe's Verviedi Entity, but less of a complete donkey-cave and more serious business.
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Post by: War Kitten
So, what happens now brothers? Do we just sit here and wait till more threats to the Imperium come?
*reloads boltgun*
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Post by: Verviedi
*Armor twitches slightly*
Please, tell me...
Did my father betray the Emperor in this timestate? Did Dorn? Did great lord Fulgrim?
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Post by: War Kitten
Mannus did not betray the Emperor, but tragically he was killed by that traitor Fulgrim on Isstvan. Dorn stayed loyal.
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
Manus probably isn't dead...
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*raises an eyebrow at TS*
I saw him lose his head to Fulgrim's blade, do you doubt me brother?
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
Most thought Corax was dead. He turned out to be alive
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I saw Ferrus lose his head, there is a difference there. Nobody saw Corax "die". Many saw Ferrus die.
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
Alpharius never died either...
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*shakes his head*
You are using Alpharius as an example? THE ALPHA LEGION doesn't even know what's going on with Alpharius. Are you daft brother?
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
Yes, Brother Death Guard, I am always daft. I am an Imperial Fist.
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Post by: sing your life
Couldn't this Mannus you speak of have just respawned after he was killed?
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Ugh, don't get us started on Magnus, the whiny little a-hole. Manus was a lot better than him.
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Post by: sing your life
OOC: I mixed up Mannus's name with Magnus. Fail.
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Post by: Overlord Thraka
Heyyyyy! Whassup!? DA BIRD IZ BACK BABY!
Chapter Master of the Ternians reporting in!
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*looks at Thraka*
What in oblivion are you?
*pokes him*
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
War Kitten wrote:Mannus did not betray the Emperor, but tragically he was killed by that traitor Fulgrim on Isstvan. Dorn stayed loyal.
This is saddening news. I never thought Fulgrim to be a one to fall so tragically. May he one day restore his path to perfection.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
Indeed, Brother, and I don't like the noises it's making.
*Makes ready sonic weapon.
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Post by: snurl
Wait until the Pumpkin sings. You haven't heard anything yet.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
If it is anything like this incoherent mewling I shall smite thee too where there stands.
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Post by: Verviedi
...I'm here to grab an Iron Hand before he hurts himself. Tell him that we have a stable timestate now.
*Disappears into thin air*
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Post by: War Kitten
*looks confused*
What the feth just happened?
Where did the Iron Hand go?
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Post by: sing your life
Maybe he left and joined another server?
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Post by: War Kitten
Possibly. Maybe he just left to go after Ferrus?
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
I am afraid I know not either. The Iron Hands are a strange legion, what with they're strange faith in metal.
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Post by: War Kitten
It is odd isn't it son of Fulgrim? Their obsession with machines is, off-putting, to say the least.
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
Says the man who has the grim reaper as a primarch
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Post by: sing your life
War Kitten wrote:It is odd isn't it son of Fulgrim? Their obsession with machines is, off-putting, to say the least.
What? Machines are cool. Do you know what kind of killing sprees my top copmrades would get up to as soon they got their hands on one Helicopter?
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Yes, but the Iron Hands take it to a whole new level. They venerate the machine, not just respect it.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
Indeed. And they do have a most peculiar adoration for cybernetic enhancements. Never really did understand those Iron Hands of theirs.
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I think it's because they didn't get enough attention when they were neophytes. Shameful really.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
Such a shame, to have all that potential neophytes have thrown away by poor indoctrination. And it can't just be their obsession with metal, after all the Salamanders appreciate their Neophytes greatly.
Always knew Ferrus Manus was up to something awful.
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Post by: sing your life
War Kitten wrote:Yes, but the Iron Hands take it to a whole new level. They venerate the machine, not just respect it.
Really?
*blows up WK with XM25*
I just unlocked a flash supressor for my knife!!!
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Post by: War Kitten
*dies*
*nearby door opens and I walk in*
Hello brothers! What's going on here?
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Post by: sing your life
Some Americans are talking gak about machines. Machines are awesome.
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Post by: War Kitten
"Americans?" That nation hasn't existed since the Unification Era of M32, what are you talking about?
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Post by: sing your life
They're not Americans? I though all my enemies were either Americans or Chinese.
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Post by: War Kitten
That nation ceased to exist in the 32nd Millennium. As a matter of fact all nations ceased to exist after the Unification of Terra
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Post by: sing your life
Oh, sorry then
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Post by: War Kitten
It's fine. Very few even remember the nations of old anymore. It's understandable.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
Very few even knew their borders. Even fewer knew their names. A most impressive knowledge you have of the ancient times.
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Post by: War Kitten
Lord Guilleman thought it necessary for all the officers in the legion. As the Apothecary Primus I was required to have some basic knowledge of it.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
An interesting notion, I hardly see how it would be relevant to commanding the legion - or any fighting force for that matter - seeing as the ancient borders hold little relevance to Terra today.
Unless of course it's for a strategy using the geography that remains from those times. Then it is most wise of him. You never know when a planet could fall under siege.
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Post by: snurl
<<the pumpkin laughs>>
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
<<The Kakophoni Sonic Blasts it deep into the warp>>
Ah, there goes that annoying noise. Replaced with auditory bliss at last
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
When did the brother Smurf Ultramarine show up?
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Post by: War Kitten
Just now Brother Fist, Lord Guilleman dispatched me here to watch over this area.
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Post by: sing your life
TheManWithNoPlan wrote:Very few even knew their borders. Even fewer knew their names. A most impressive knowledge you have of the ancient times.
I'm from the year 2020, back when all those countries still existed.
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Post by: War Kitten
Welcome to the 32nd Millennium then! It's nice here.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
Well, if you have take a liking to warfare you'll be comfortable.
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This is true. There is always a fight going on here
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Post by: Verviedi
*Steps back out of the invisible timestate tunnel*
Do you know how much trouble it was to get here? The entrance to that tunnel is underneath a sleeping Tomb Spyder in a back room!
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Post by: snurl
>> The marines hear an odd whistling sound in the air. As they look up, they are pelted with thousands of Pumpkin seeds.<<
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
*Shields head with gauntlet
Do you know if Pumpkins are somehow warp-affiliated, or is it just this one? Because it certainly has a tendency to keep coming back.
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Post by: snurl
** an idea pops into your head *
*
<Xenos have many ways to infiltrate...are these seeds SPORES?>
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Post by: War Kitten
*takes cover from the seeds*
These are nothing brothers! Ignore their lies!
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Post by: Verviedi
*Plants helmet on head*
I do not believe that those seeds are compatiable with my physiology, but better safe than sorry.
*Looks around*
Oh yes. I am here to deliver a message.
*Hands data-slate to WK*
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Post by: War Kitten
*takes the data-slate*
Hmm, what does this say....
Is this an ad for a grocery store?
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Post by: Verviedi
Ad for a-
Wait, what?.
*Flicks the corner of the data-slate, and a new message appears*
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Post by: War Kitten
*another ad appears in it's place*
Sexy singles are in my area
*looks around at all the marines plus a pumpkin*
Dafuq?
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
*Sighs
Brothers, did you not install anti-virus? You do know the Emperor himself condones unprotected machines.
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Post by: Verviedi
*Replaces Farsight seamlessly*
Hold on a moment.
*Moves finger slightly and the advertisements cease to exist*
Does it display correctly now?
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Post by: War Kitten
I think so. But it appears to be in a foreign language. Can you translate it?
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Post by: Verviedi
It says... Timestate Horus Black Library Access Breach detected. Warning: Ahriman cannot be allowed to escape Prospero. Countdown 6/10 Cadia gone.
-Czevak
I have no idea what it is for. I was simply handed this and ordered to give it to you.
*Disappears*
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Post by: War Kitten
*taps a button on the datapad*
*nuke launches from Terra*
Problem solved.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
I'm sorry that I have to be the one to tell you this, but that missile lacks the range to reach Prospero.
Shall we send the Space Wolves instead?
OOC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by: War Kitten
*raises an eyebrow*
*hands TheManWithNoPlan a telescope*
*he sees the nuke hit Prospero and explode the planet*
Oh really now?
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Post by: snurl
Those poor Space Wolves.
*sad face*
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Post by: jhe90
Random space Wolf crash's through reality, destroying a parallel Terra in the process and lands on new Terra.
So, that was not too bad, my wolf axe even came with me complete with a thousand son head as a wolf trophy for the wolf wall on the fang, wolf time!
Anyone got a ferrasian ale about? Wolf?
Anyone even on this planet? Sits down and starts carving a small Viking longship with the axe.
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Post by: War Kitten
Hello brother! Don't worry about the Thousand Sons, we just sent them into orbit with a nuke!
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Post by: jhe90
This head is a tad odd, I think it merged with my drinking horn now if you place a axe in the top it glows and ale pours out. Agh, warm ale, urgh. Serves me right for using a thousand son to make ale.....
Anyone know where Russ went?
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Post by: War Kitten
He mentioned something about going to the bathroom after pimp slapping Magnus. Haven't heard from him since
*shrugs*
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Post by: jhe90
Better get comfey then. Starts carving a bench out of a nearby tree that's growing sideways.
So whats up with this planet then? I can smell a death guard about, a fist, some Traitor and a fishy smell?
*stuck on a planet with no ale, no wolf and not even cold enough to get snow..... Why Russ? *
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Post by: War Kitten
Well brother Wolf. We're on Terra, everyone else seems to be gone, so we have nothing to do but sit here and talk. Occasionally an Ork horde will show up as well.
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Post by: Matthew
What's up brothers? Got any normie xeno's to kill?
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Post by: War Kitten
Hello brother Pepe, there aren't any xenos here at the moment, you just missed the Flash Gitz horde of Kaptin Badrukk. I'm sure something will come along eventually.
*horde of orks appears on the horizon*
See? I told you.
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Post by: jhe90
Not so bad then Brother Ultramarine.
Least orks liven up this planet.
Names Ivan black wolf of the stone wolf clan from the island of the 5 wolves.
We like the word wolf. Here, have a carved drinking tankard, find a refidgeration unit and this head may make decent ale yet. You get used to the glowing ale.
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Post by: Matthew
Nice! Brothers, open fire on my command! 3, 2... 1... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Post by: War Kitten
*opens up with bolter*
FOR THE EMPEROR! AT THEM BROTHERS!
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Post by: Matthew
FETHING NORMALFETHS! Get OUUUUUTTTT!!!
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Post by: 2BlackJack1
*custodes raises a sword and marches at Matthew*
You shall not see the Emperor's Throne this day.
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Post by: War Kitten
You'll have to wait a second brother Custodes, we're a bit busy here.
*dodges choppa, shoots ork in face with bolter*
But if you'd likeyou can help out with the orks
*clubs a boy to the ground*
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Post by: Matthew
*grabs a Nob, janks his mouth open and spews dank memes into it, killing him*
Y'know, I bet-
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE's 30 Boys to edath*
These guys are out for me. I'm pretty rare.
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Post by: War Kitten
*smacked across the room by a nob, crashing into Matthew*
*gets up and helps him up*
Sorry about that.
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Post by: jhe90
Grabs axe and charges the nearest ork.
Sorry warkitten, your covered in bits of ork
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Post by: 2BlackJack1
*custodes nods before turning his attention to the orks*
I have fought your kind on Ullanor. You stand no chance.
*fires several rounds into the ork's before charging into the fray with his sword*
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Post by: jhe90
Frag out!
Everyone duck!
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Post by: War Kitten
*ducks a little too slowly and is hurled across the room*
Ow......
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Post by: jhe90
Right gentlemen, once we sort these orks out.
I see the ecleisarch palace southwest, may find some good stuff and decent wine ;-)
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
Who is the ecclesiarch?
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Post by: jhe90
*finds flat surface and rolls out a bunch of rune carved wood and stone, a wolf claw and a d20, 6,100 and a broken fragment of pot*
No one teach runes? Seriously?
The building is in a stable temporal well, about 8000 years give or take a century forward from our time state. By using the wolf claw you tap into the....... So basically, you read the universe.
And they call us savages
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Post by: snurl
<<Pumpkin vines spring from the ground, snareing each ork's ankles, then dragging them under the ground as they shreik in agony.>>
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Post by: sing your life
No! Leave them alone you American vegetable!
*sets fire to Snurl with his blowtorch*
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Post by: Matthew
Guys, calm down. Besides, you're safe with me! I'm the rarest pepe on Ear-
*gets stabbed by an Ork
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Post by: sing your life
Tsk, noob. You expect me to be impressed by you being a rare Pepe when I'm already the 28,000 year old last Russian in existence?
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Post by: Matthew
Ruski yes? Davai davai rush b NOOB TEAM
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Post by: War Kitten
Ignore him. He's from the Pepe Legion, one of the lost ones. They never make any sense
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Post by: jhe90
Oh those. Somthings best not said. *tugs beard uncomfortably*
Space wolves and all....
I know nothing of those events *lieing abit too badly*
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Post by: War Kitten
You're a horrible liar you know that right?
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Post by: jhe90
There primarch claimed to be rarer than the emperor, and by that humanity new overlord.
Did not go down well, you all know how he could be in a bad mood..... Russ, well was Russ.....
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Post by: jhe90
Not pretty, alota destroyed memes, wolves, turns out his skill with sword was not rare enough.
Some say he fled to the eye of memes past.
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Post by: War Kitten
I think Khan went to go beat the snot out of him for RHEEEEEEEEEEING too many of his sons.
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Post by: jhe90
*covers over pepe kill markings,* nothing to see, just wolves, lots of wolves. *covers odd symbols with a wolf fur cloak, nothing, to see* our legion never was in a few places....
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Post by: War Kitten
*facepalms*
You wolves are as subtle as a thunder hammer to the head.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
Don't you think that's understating it a bit?
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Post by: jhe90
*tugs beard*
Thankyou, our legion motto, how did you know it?
*Tosses runes out*. agh, slightly cloudy, some showers.
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Post by: Matthew
*punches jhe in the face* How DARE you say our primarch wasn't rare? He was the rarest of them all!
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Post by: jhe90
*cloak slips revealing hundreds of different kill marks and campaign badges*
now its all out there. you hit like a human. *fangs begin to extend and eyes take on a wolfish glow*
not so rare when he met Russ..... last thing i saw he was running to his storm bird to flee.
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Post by: Matthew
*starts glowing red*
Mark my words, you will regret that... normie.
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Post by: War Kitten
*hurls a stasis bomb between Matthew and Jhe*
Now, I will release the two of you once you've calmed down and are acting like Marines instead of children.
*sits down on a nearby bench to wait*
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Post by: jhe90
*Fenerasian grumbling*
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Post by: War Kitten
Oh quit your whining you overgrown mutt.
*continues to sit on the bench and wait*
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Post by: jhe90
*sprectal wolf starts circling WC*
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Post by: War Kitten
*throws a steak and the spectral wolf chases after it*
Now, now calm down and I'll let the two of you go, but keep sending spectres after me and I'll keep you locked in there till the End Times
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Post by: jhe90
*pack of spectral thunderwolves fade out along with the ice trolls*
Fine, oh and the runes say its going to snow soon.
*snow flake lands on wc shoulder*
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Post by: War Kitten
*shrugs indifferently*
I'm in power armor, I'll be fine, but you took your helmet off...
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Post by: jhe90
Laughs. Our planet is a icey death world. Il be fine, qite abit colder than your poles.
Pepe world was a desert bakes in 24 hpr sunlight.....
*snow grows in intensity*
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Post by: War Kitten
*continues to sit there unaffected*
So, how's everything going in that stasis field?
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Post by: jhe90
Fine, not worst place I've been.
*snow starts to randomly land in wolf shaped flakes and boardly makes a spectral ferasian mountain range flat by in the distance. *
no one else seems to know runes....
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Post by: War Kitten
I can go find a Farseer if you want. They know runes.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
Fah! Petty Psykers will do you no good, nothing ever good comes from the warp. At least nothing that will follow your path of Imperial Perfection.
*Grumbles* ... only Heresy comes from dabbling in those foul energies.
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Post by: jhe90
*spectral growl*
It's not petty. *100 ton boulder casualy floats over everyone's heads*
See, rune power.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
*Blasts it to pieces with Sonic Weapon.
See, the technology of Imperial Perfection.
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Post by: jhe90
Fine, be that way
*leveitates noise marine and wraps in a shield of silence*
*eyes glow brightly*
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Post by: Matthew
Let that /b/tard down! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Post by: jhe90
*intense snow flurry hovers over pepe marine and lighting storms howl overhead*
This is fun, not controlled weather in while
*wolf shaped clouds form*
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Post by: War Kitten
Fethin' Idiots, this is why the Emperor should have made Guilleman the Warmaster, this wouldn't have happened then.
*injects a marine sedative into jhe*
Just go to sleep
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Post by: jhe90
*Weather starts to normalise and clouds clear slowly with only a small amount of snow*
*obstinate wolf shape cloud remains and vanishs later*
*space wolf snores*
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Post by: War Kitten
*collapses the stasis field and drags Jhe over to a wall*
There we go!
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
Thank you, Brother. I am glad to see sense among some of us.
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Post by: jhe90
*groggy space wolf wakes up slowly*
Urghhh, not felt that bad since I went drinking with Russ and Byorn after the fight with the lion.
*smooths beard out and finds tankard, good. Now just need to find ale*
Come on fluffy
*spectral wolf follows*
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Post by: War Kitten
"Fluffy?"
*shakes his head*
Fethin' Wolves.
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Post by: Matthew
Yeah, feth them... I bet he hangs out on Tumblr...
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Post by: jhe90
*shouts back*
Wolfbook more accurately. You probably have not hered of it.
*srokes beard*
Do you even keep wolves? Make great pets, long as you stop them ripping your face off training them
*waves*
*uploads 10 most funny wolf video's to everyones comm links*
Enjoy
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Post by: War Kitten
EMPEROR NO!
*starts convulsing as wolf videos overwhelm his mind*
*twitching*
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Post by: jhe90
*walks off to find impiral hire and co to get a storm wolf*
Voxs, sorry, you don,t like wolves? *sends Groupon offers for beard wax* that better? 75% off premium 50% extra free jumbo pack!
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Post by: War Kitten
*to The Man With No Plan*
What the heck is a storm wolf? Doesn't this idiot realize we still use Storm Eagles for that kind of stuff?
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Post by: jhe90
*sends everyone a slick advertising video marketing as latest legion tech in assault transportation*
Even has optional wolf harness and shadow wolf anti air missiles.
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Post by: War Kitten
I prefer this to be honest.
*counters with ad for Spartan Assault Tank*
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Post by: jhe90
*views advert*
Looks good, but I always found it lacked room to put wolf symbols on.
*unveils a promo of marstadon with front asault ramp shaped like a snarling wolf*
Lupus pattern marstadon
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Post by: War Kitten
What do you mean there's no room for wolf symbols? You have the entirety of both sides to put them on? Besides the sponsons, and there's also all that space on the top.
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