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Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/18 04:26:44


Post by: Smacks


The rules are simple:

Each poster must suggest one rule, mechanic or feature that should be in our game. For example: "The game should be played using D6s". The next poster then begins his or her post with either "AGREED!" or "VETO!", before posting their own idea. If the next poster agrees your idea, then it goes in the game (and can never again be removed), If they veto your idea then it is out of the game, forever!

- You must suggest an idea for your agree/veto to count.
- You must agree/veto the idea in the post immediately before you.
- You cannot agree/veto your own idea.
- Once an idea is agreed or vetoed, it can never change places (even if someone suggests it again later)
- Your suggestion must not break the forum rules.
- Anyone can summarize the current rules at any point. (if they are feeling helpful)
- If the game is even remotely playable at the end, everyone gets a cookie!

I'll go first...

"Our game should have a strong post-apocalyptic narrative."

Rules summery: (also available in Leather at an exorbitant price)
Introduction
Welcome to [unnamed game], the tabletop skirmish game that puts you in control of your very own band of infantry, tanks and aircraft, battling for survival across a scarred and broken world. Choose from up to five factions, such as the fanatical and vindictive trade consortium, who always demand the ultimate price. Forget about peace; forget about fancy objectives. The only objective left is to kill your foes, and the total and utter desolation of your opponents. This is war!

Things you will need
Some d100s
Head on a Stick™ turn counters
Live ammunition
Ketchup
Cookies
Something sharp for drawing blood.
A fully trained Mechanic


Getting Started
The game uses percentiles; many decisions are made using d100s (hundred sided dice). Some stats such as initiative are random. D20s and computers are not allowed. Before you start the game it's important that all players salute the owner of the gaming establishment, and offer up a blood sacrifice. This is to ensure that only the hardcore can play the game (hardcore haemophiliacs may use ketchup). In return all players will be given a cookie.

Choosing your force
In order to play the game, you must choose your forces. Your force will be comprised mostly of infantry, but there are also rare and powerful vehicles, such as tanks and aircraft, which you will be able to add to your forces. Because of their scarcity and power, vehicles are usually limited to 1-2 per side.

Choosing allies
Sometimes, factions join together to fight for a common goal. To represent this you may have troops from other factions join your force. However, while outside help can be beneficial, other factions are not be trusted! You might inadvertently invite spies and saboteurs into your midst. To represent this, you must pay an allies penalty, which will be described later (hopefully).

Placing Terrain
Players are encouraged to make their own terrain, and place it on the battlefield (presumably to use as cover).

Taking Turns
To make the game more fair and engaging, the game uses an alternating activation structure, where players take it in turns to activate one unit at a time (rather than their entire force). After a unit has been activated you can place a Head on a Stick™ turn counter next to it to show that it has moved.

Shooting
This game emphasises shooting over other forms of combat. In order to shoot, follow these steps:

¬Draw line of sight
This game uses line of sight for some stuff. Line of sight is drawn using “true line of sight” and based on what the miniature itself would actually be able to see, if it had eyes and stuff (it's really subjective).

¬Taking Shots
If you have line of sight (and possibly if you don't), then you may command your fully trained mechanic to shoot d100s at the target, using various handguns. If you can't find a mechanic or handguns are illegal in your country, then we suggest you roll the d100 and shout “bang!”.

¬Modifying Dice Rolls
If the target is obscured by cover, then any “To Hit” rolls must be modified. The game always works this way, and never uses cover saves, as that wouldn't make any sense.

Setting Overwatch
In this game you can set overwatch, which means you probably get to shoot at stuff when it isn't your turn.

Using Magic
You can't use magic in this game. Magic is heresy!

Ending the Game
Once the total and utter desolation of your opponents has been achieved, it is mandatory that you shake hands with all other players, unless they are gross (which they probably are).



Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/19 16:47:56


Post by: War Kitten


AGREED!

The game should be played using D20's.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 05:36:15


Post by: snurl


Veto. The game should be played with live ammunition.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 16:28:18


Post by: KaptinBadrukk


AGREED!

The game should be played with rifles


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 16:30:34


Post by: thenoobbomb


VETO! We don't want the table to collapse under the weight..

The game should be played using D100's/percentiles.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 17:33:56


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

The game should use random initiative.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 18:03:45


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


Agreed.

It should use TLOS.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 18:20:07


Post by: Buttery Commissar


Agreed.

The game should have no set scale, but instead use relative units.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 18:29:24


Post by: snurl


Veto. The game should be 1/2 scale, using midgets as figures.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 18:35:14


Post by: Buttery Commissar


Veto. Dice should be edible, so failed rolls can be chewed.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 18:40:08


Post by: War Kitten


Veto

There should be 5 main factions, with numerous sub factions so each player can run their faction their own way


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 18:49:56


Post by: 2BlackJack1


Agreed.

One main faction must be an army of fanatic tradesmen that sell things to people and then kill them to get their merchandise back.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 19:17:06


Post by: Smacks


AGREED!

Players aren't allowed to wear socks.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 19:19:30


Post by: War Kitten


VETO!

The game should be skirmish based, focusing on small bands of fighters going against each other.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 19:19:36


Post by: jhe90


Agreed.

Every single thing including terrain has to be cast from solid lead figures even if they are the size of a warlord titan.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 20:06:09


Post by: KaptinBadrukk


Veto!

Every single thing including terrain must be made from GW plastic


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 20:37:32


Post by: War Kitten


Veto!

The game should focus on achieving objectives, rather than killing your foe (unless that is your objective!)


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 20:40:21


Post by: the clone


Veto!

the game should allow for the Total and utter desolation of your opponent. the live ammo also sounds good


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 21:49:07


Post by: KaptinBadrukk


AGREED!

The game should be played with computers


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 22:04:27


Post by: War Kitten


Veto!

The game should be played on the table top


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/20 22:06:52


Post by: jhe90


Agreed

The game should have a faction entirely with monocles, kilts and carrying banners made of bread.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/21 04:23:21


Post by: Smacks


VETO!

The game should have a shooting mechanic for ranged weapons.

Rules summery:
Introduction
Welcome to [unnamed game], the tabletop skirmish game that puts you in control of your very own band of fighters, battling for survival across a scarred and broken world. Choose from up to five factions, such as the fanatical and vindictive trade consortium, who always demand the ultimate price. Forget about peace; forget about fancy objectives. The only objective left is to kill your foes, and the total and utter desolation of your opponents.

Things you will need
Some d100s
Some live ammunition

Getting Started
The game uses percentiles; many decisions are made using d100s (hundred sided dice). Some stats such as initiative are random. D20s and computers are not allowed.

Drawing line of sight
This game uses line of sight for some stuff. Line of sight is drawn using true line of sight and based on what the miniature itself would actually be able to see.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/21 13:35:50


Post by: snurl


Agreed.
When shooting is desired, a mechanic will step in and shoot D100s at the target with various handguns.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/21 14:05:18


Post by: Hanskrampf


Agreed.

When the mechanic is shooting, every player is required to wear suitable eye protection and some kind of head piece, matching the players faction/subfaction.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/21 17:39:49


Post by: War Kitten


Veto!

Although not required, players are encouraged to make their own custom terrain


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/21 18:53:04


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


Agreed!

In addition, players must always salute to the owner of the gaming establishment and offer up a blood sacrifice to ensure only the hardcore play the game.
Ketchup may be used as an alternative for haemophiliacs.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/21 20:18:05


Post by: Smacks


Agreed!

 snurl wrote:
Agreed.
When shooting is desired, a mechanic will step in and shoot D100s at the target with various handguns.
It's almost like you don't want everyone to get a cookie...

If a trained mechanic and/or specially modified handguns are not available for shooting d100s, you can just roll them instead, and shout "bang!".


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/21 20:21:42


Post by: Buttery Commissar


Agreed.

Shaking hands at the end of the game is mandatory. Unless your opponent is gross.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/21 20:24:32


Post by: 2BlackJack1


Agreed.

No allies chart can exist, as each faction cannot get along with another one long enough to form an alliance.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/21 20:39:01


Post by: the clone


Veto!

I think that factions should have the ability to join up, on the other hand you run the risk of a tactical disadvantage form spying or being double crossed and blown up


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/21 23:11:03


Post by: War Kitten


AGREED!

I think that vehicles should be EXTREMELY expensive and limited (as in 1-2 per game), albeit powerful units


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/22 08:11:13


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

I wish everyone who plays gets a cookie and a sticker.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/24 01:09:30


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

Cover should provide a minus to hit, instead of an additional save.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/24 08:40:59


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

The game should include an "Overwatch" mode.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/28 02:48:28


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

The game should include an alternating activation system. Where one unit activates, and then an opponent's unit gets to activate.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/28 09:34:34


Post by: snurl


Agreed.
The turn counters for the game should resemble a head on a stick.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/28 10:39:06


Post by: jhe90


Agreed
The rule book shall be bound in leather and printed on finest archive paper or available as a PDF for free if your not Scrooge MC duck.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/03/29 07:03:04


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

The rules should be well written and clear, with examples.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/04/06 00:33:45


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

The game should encourage a friendly atmosphere


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/04/06 09:10:14


Post by: snurl


Rejected. This is WAR!


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/04/14 02:34:06


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed!

The game should have a magic system similar to WHFB 8th edition


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/04/14 07:13:59


Post by: snurl


Rejected. The game should use real magic.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/04/15 10:52:57


Post by: TheCloverLord


Rejected. (Magic is HERESY!)

The game should have a large focus on shooting rather than close combat.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/04/16 01:57:38


Post by: snurl


Agreed. Close combat will be addressed in second edition.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/04/25 01:27:13


Post by: War Kitten


Veto!

The game should be similar to Necromunda in that you can purchase gear for your fighters between missions.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/05 06:54:59


Post by: Selym


Veto.

The game's theme is a skirmish battle involving infantry, tanks and aircraft.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/05 10:54:47


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

The game should include about 100kg of miniatures.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/05 12:43:05


Post by: Selym


Veto.

It should have the capacity to do so, however.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/05 13:59:28


Post by: Smacks


Veto

All game measurements should be in Millimetres

Rules summery: (also available in Leather at an exorbitant price)
Introduction
Welcome to [unnamed game], the tabletop skirmish game that puts you in control of your very own band of infantry, tanks and aircraft, battling for survival across a scarred and broken world. Choose from up to five factions, such as the fanatical and vindictive trade consortium, who always demand the ultimate price. Forget about peace; forget about fancy objectives. The only objective left is to kill your foes, and the total and utter desolation of your opponents. This is war!

Things you will need
Some d100s
Head on a Stick™ turn counters
Live ammunition
Ketchup
Cookies
Something sharp for drawing blood.
A fully trained Mechanic


Getting Started
The game uses percentiles; many decisions are made using d100s (hundred sided dice). Some stats such as initiative are random. D20s and computers are not allowed. Before you start the game it's important that all players salute the owner of the gaming establishment, and offer up a blood sacrifice. This is to ensure that only the hardcore can play the game (hardcore haemophiliacs may use ketchup). In return all players will be given a cookie.

Choosing your force
In order to play the game, you must choose your forces. Your force will be comprised mostly of infantry, but there are also rare and powerful vehicles, such as tanks and aircraft, which you will be able to add to your forces. Because of their scarcity and power, vehicles are usually limited to 1-2 per side.

Choosing allies
Sometimes, factions join together to fight for a common goal. To represent this you may have troops from other factions join your force. However, while outside help can be beneficial, other factions are not be trusted! You might inadvertently invite spies and saboteurs into your midst. To represent this, you must pay an allies penalty, which will be described later (hopefully).

Placing Terrain
Players are encouraged to make their own terrain, and place it on the battlefield (presumably to use as cover).

Taking Turns
To make the game more fair and engaging, the game uses an alternating activation structure, where players take it in turns to activate one unit at a time (rather than their entire force). After a unit has been activated you can place a Head on a Stick™ turn counter next to it to show that it has moved.

Shooting
This game emphasises shooting over other forms of combat. In order to shoot, follow these steps:

¬Draw line of sight
This game uses line of sight for some stuff. Line of sight is drawn using “true line of sight” and based on what the miniature itself would actually be able to see, if it had eyes and stuff (it's really subjective).

¬Taking Shots
If you have line of sight (and possibly if you don't), then you may command your fully trained mechanic to shoot d100s at the target, using various handguns. If you can't find a mechanic or handguns are illegal in your country, then we suggest you roll the d100 and shout “bang!”.

¬Modifying Dice Rolls
If the target is obscured by cover, then any “To Hit” rolls must be modified. The game always works this way, and never uses cover saves, as that wouldn't make any sense.

Setting Overwatch
In this game you can set overwatch, which means you probably get to shoot at stuff when it isn't your turn.

Using Magic
You can't use magic in this game. Magic is heresy!

Ending the Game
Once the total and utter desolation of your opponents has been achieved, it is mandatory that you shake hands with all other players, unless they are gross (which they probably are).



Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/05 14:38:47


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

One particular army will be favoured over all others. Because reasons.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/06 07:34:13


Post by: snurl


Agreed. Because then those who must bitch will be truly happy.

The game should be sold everywhere.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/06 10:26:44


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

But only of, by "everywhere", you mean the internet and select wargame stores. Which will be cancelled in favour of moar online sales.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/07 04:50:32


Post by: snurl


Rejected.

You should be able to pick up a booster pack at 7-11.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/07 10:27:00


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

One terrain kit for this game will consist of an empty Dr Pepper bottle and the cardboard box in which it is contained. The kit will construct the "Medicae Pepperus" which gives FnP(4+) to anyone in base contact with it.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/09 23:55:03


Post by: War Kitten


Vetoed, FNP is for scrubs

After finishing a game you must bow to your opponent


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/10 06:07:22


Post by: snurl


Agreed, but only when you lose.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/10 06:46:31


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

All proxies are banned in this game.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/10 07:04:18


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

This game is played for keeps. Your models can be captured and kept by your opponent.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/10 10:42:31


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

Failure to comply will result in a lawsuit.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/10 10:58:02


Post by: malamis


Agreed.

Each player must provide a small snacking item to be given to the opponent for each unit in play that is removed.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/10 12:21:53


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

Unless it results in cheesy or greasy fingers. The books and minis are damaged enough by being near you as it is.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/11 07:07:13


Post by: snurl


Veto.

Napkins should be provided.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/11 10:37:35


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

There will be a psychic phase in which many stompy powahs happen, like in whfb.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/11 13:08:36


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Sometimes the powers fail or backfire.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/11 14:33:06


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

The success or failure of a power is determined not by stat or skill, but by arbitrary dice rolls.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/12 05:28:02


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Army/Warband lists are also determined by arbitrary dice rolls.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/13 21:58:13


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

You must select your army for a game with a roll on a D6:

1-2: Blue Power Armoured Dudes in Spehss
3: Red Power Armoured Dudes in Spehss
4: Green Power Armoured Dudes in Spehss
5: Mushroom Aliens
6: Other human faction


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/14 02:22:55


Post by: War Kitten


Veto.

Players should take the game very seriously, so joking is not permitted during a game


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/14 05:36:49


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

Being happy about killing an enemy miniaturecauses you to forfiet the game.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/14 09:24:52


Post by: snurl


Veto.

Kills are celebrated with cold beer all around.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/18 14:54:11


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

Rules Disputes are settled by a fist fight out in the parking lot


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/19 08:06:13


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Tickets may be sold and bets may be taken on the outcome of such discussions.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/20 01:12:17


Post by: War Kitten


Agree.

If you bring an unpainted model to a game, your opponent is entitled to punch you in the face one time


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/20 06:02:15


Post by: snurl


Agree.

Vehicles used in the game should be motorized and remote controlled.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/21 07:24:08


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

All vehicles move 2D6" per movement phase.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/21 08:25:46


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

When flying, vehicles can move as far as they can be thrown.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/21 10:18:12


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

Wherever the flying vehicle lands, it arrives at. If it does not land on its base or locomotive mechanisms, it has crashed and is destroyed. Along with anything it hit.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/21 14:16:44


Post by: snurl


Agreed.
Hitting your opponent with a flying model scores a victory point.
Drawing blood scores two.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/21 18:31:59


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

Upon drawing blood, yellng "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" is a necessity before the game may continue. Decapitations must add "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE".


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/22 16:38:09


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Game turns have a time limit.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/22 17:29:13


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

The time limit is 2 minutes for every 5 models or single unit in your army, whichever results in a larger time.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/23 06:24:40


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Players who take too long to perform their turn are taunted mercilessly.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/24 23:48:05


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

If you happen to draw blood when assembling a model, that model instantly receives +1 wound to it's wound total, as you have pleased the Blood God with your offering


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/25 02:04:42


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

The minimum points limit for a game is 2,000. A basic unit of light infantry will cost around 50 points.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/25 05:28:15


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Leftover points can be used to bribe your opponent's troops.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/31 03:22:59


Post by: War Kitten


Veto!

After securing a victory you may take one of your opponent's models as a prize.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/05/31 20:36:52


Post by: snurl


Veto. To the victor go the spoils. You are entitled to your choice of your opponents forces after a win.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/02 03:13:26


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

If one of your units flees from combat the models must be destroyed after the game, as the reward for cowardice is death


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/02 16:17:44


Post by: Sgt. Vanden


Agreed.

The table should be bolted to the ground, and after every game, each player must attempt to flip it. If a player suceeds in flipping the bolted table, he must then adorn the table whereever he/she goes as a sign of honour. He/she must also name the table Excalidesk.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/02 22:01:08


Post by: jhe90


Agreed but the table must be carved from a solid lump of granite or suitable hard rock by hand of the owner.

Sand stone will be considered a sub par effort


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/02 23:10:42


Post by: Sgt. Vanden


Agreed

The owner must use his hand to carve the stone. Whatever blood he shed during the carving must be poured over the table as an offering to Khorne.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/03 02:49:25


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed

Heroes/Leaders must be named after accomplishing some impressive feat, and any/all opponents must be informed of your character's deeds


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/03 03:58:19


Post by: snurl


Agreed.
Once the game begins, no one may be excused for any reason.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/03 16:21:25


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

Grenades should be a relatively rare (but powerful) weapon


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/04 03:36:13


Post by: Sgt. Vanden


Agreed.

All grenades are live, and you must throw them at minatures. Whatever minatures survive the blast must be given the rule PTSD.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/05 06:41:53


Post by: snurl


Veto.
As above, bug at least one grenade per game must be a dud.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/05 23:11:24


Post by: War Kitten


Veto.

If you roll a die and it falls off the table, that roll is automatically a failure, no matter what it was for.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/06 11:02:46


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

When a dice is rolled and results in a failure, it must be eaten.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/07 00:49:50


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

The dice for this game are all edible, and are available in mass quantities for relatively cheap prices


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/07 07:52:36


Post by: jhe90


Agreed.

But there must be special bacon dice on sale.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/08 05:12:06


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Bacon dice can be used to barter with your opponent.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/10 01:02:07


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

"Evil" factions should be able to sacrifice models before a game begins and receive some sort of benefit


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/10 07:10:35


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Little brothers are not allowed to play.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/11 01:09:15


Post by: War Kitten


Veto.

People who attempt to break the rules will be viciously beaten by a metal dreadnought in a sock.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/12 19:55:34


Post by: snurl


Agreed.
New rules can be initiated at random.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/12 19:59:17


Post by: Matthew


Veto.

Any time a player drops a dice off the table, you need to smash his minis with a sledgehammer.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/13 02:26:59


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

Rules debates may also be settled by an impartial third party


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/13 09:23:51


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Line of sight is required for everything.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/13 16:44:07


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

The winning player in a game must do an epic victory dance or risk forfeiting his victory


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/14 03:21:20


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Loser buys snacks and or beer for next game.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/14 08:56:25


Post by: Matthew


Agreed, obviously.

Units worth are decided in points, with a basic grunt costing 2 points, and the minimum points level for a game is 10 000.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/14 17:21:34


Post by: Zarroc1733


Veto,

Anyone who loses 3 consecutive times is sacrificed to the blood god


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/14 19:45:44


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Winning 3 times in a row gives you god-like abilities in the next game.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/15 03:20:37


Post by: War Kitten


Veto.

If your opponent (or yourself) is suspected of being a rules lawyer, they (or you) shall be viciously beaten with a metal dreadnought in a sock


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/15 03:21:56


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

The game begins with a dreadnaught-sock whack all around, to keep everyone focused.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/15 10:29:06


Post by: Zarroc1733


Agreed.

Anyone known as That Guy also gets the dreadnought treatment.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/15 10:48:35


Post by: Matthew


Agreed.

Any rules arguments are solved with the Dread-In-A-Sock.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/15 11:46:33


Post by: Zarroc1733


Agreed,

You pound on each other with the dread-in-a-sock and first to bleed loses the rules debate


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/15 15:55:51


Post by: snurl


Veto.
Just keep beating. We don'tneed arguments.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/15 16:10:26


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

Most battles should take place inside ruined cities and dust covered wastelands


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/15 17:24:51


Post by: Palleus


Agreed.

Each model will have their own individual headstone and coffin which they will be placed in when they die, and a funeral dirge must be sung or hummed at this time, followed by a d100 dice gun salute.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/15 22:00:07


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Game stores and dining rooms are OK in a pinch.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/16 04:18:04


Post by: Palleus


Agreed.

However, if you are playing in a dining room, both players must provide food instead of a blood sacrifice. To represent blood, however, judicious use of ketchup must be applied to this said food.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/16 11:00:21


Post by: Zarroc1733


Veto

The game never ends, it is always going on


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/16 23:36:23


Post by: snurl


Veto.

Mom says we have to stop at ten o'clock.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/17 13:27:13


Post by: Sgt. Vanden


Agreed.

All players must sneak out of bed at 1:11 in the morning to continue playing.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/17 14:17:37


Post by: Palleus


Agreed.

Any players caught sneaking out will automatically be counted as losing the game.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/17 18:04:57


Post by: Zarroc1733


Agreed

They must then attempt to sneak out again, this time with the mandatory snacks


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/18 03:02:09


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

If players are caught yet again they are not allowed to play the game for a week straight, and they must offer up a blood sacrifice (preferably their own blood) upon their return in order to appease the dice gods


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/18 13:58:37


Post by: Zarroc1733


Agreed,

They must also be given a beating with the dread-in-a-sock as punishment.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/18 14:53:42


Post by: Matthew


Agreed.

No need to play a game, just Dread in a sock.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/19 06:51:17


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

The Dreadnaught in the sock still has to be painted.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/21 15:32:44


Post by: Palleus


Agreed.

If it is discovered that the Dreadnaught in the sock is not painted, then the one responsible for painting it will be forced to paint it, then beaten with the dreadnaught sock as soon as it dries.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/21 18:40:53


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

Anyone who is suspected of being a rules lawyer is now to be beaten with the metal dreadnought, then forced to paint it, and then beaten once more. Just for good measure


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/22 06:31:58


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

No Nit-Picking.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/22 11:26:41


Post by: Matthew


Agreed,

nit-picking results in the dread-in-a-sock treatment.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/23 16:12:54


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed

The store owner has the final say in ALL rules disputes. Disagreeing with him will result in the metal dreadnought treatment


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/23 22:49:04


Post by: Sgt. Vanden


Agreed.

Rules can be added at any time by the store owner.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/24 07:25:01


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

The store owner is required to have everything in stock at all times. Failure results in free give aways or the Dreadnaught treatment.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/25 11:05:54


Post by: Sgt. Vanden


Agreed

The store owner must beat himself with the Dread-sock if the above terms are not met.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/25 12:10:11


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

If a game ends in a tie, the winner is decided by a nation-breaking, world-economy-crashing 30-million-person referendum.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/25 17:57:17


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

Players are not allowed to concede during a game, and doing so will lead to 1 year of shame


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/26 04:10:29


Post by: snurl


Agreed.
Winning a re-match results in free cookies.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/26 08:28:40


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

A Rematch, however, may only occur after a petition to the UK government garners over 2,000,000 signs by asking for them to ignore democracy.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/26 14:11:15


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

If your petition is denied you are to be given the metal dreadnought treatment for your failure


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/28 04:53:02


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Twice, for the audacity of trying.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/28 15:24:08


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

Miniatures should come pre-primed in the box.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/28 16:14:33


Post by: Sgt. Vanden


Agreed.

All boxes come with a complimentary 'Dreadsock', so one may never miss out on the pain and pleasure of the Metal Dreadnought treatment.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/29 00:04:12


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

The Dreadsock will serve as the insignia for the game


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/29 00:20:44


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

The game will be called "Dreadsock 50,000"


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/29 05:21:10


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

The game can be played with Dreadsocks alone, if agreed between opponents.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/30 02:08:15


Post by: Sgt. Vanden


Agreed.

If the game is played with only Dreadsocks, victory is determined by the person to cough up a tooth last.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/30 02:25:11


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

Once per game players may toss a dreadsock up in the air as a form of "artillery" . Models hit by the sock are removed from play as casualties.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/06/30 05:32:31


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Opponents may be removed as casualties as well.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/01 00:09:12


Post by: War Kitten


Veto.

Players may try to assassinate enemy models before the game if they pay an appropriate points cost.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/01 05:11:34


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Players may attempt to assassinate opponents before the game.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/01 12:30:38


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

However, since they cannot be removed as a casualty, they still retain command of their army, and must be used as a terrain piece.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/01 18:38:06


Post by: Zarroc1733


Agreed

The terrain counts as dangerous.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/01 18:45:06


Post by: War Kitten


Veto.

Killing your opponent is legal only on days that end in "y"


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/09 14:49:07


Post by: Matthew


Veto.

You may use Nerf Guns for 100 points per dart to shoot enemy models.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/12 02:52:07


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

Units may place devious traps in terrain


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/12 03:04:49


Post by: FireSkullz2


Agreed.

But every trap must be referred to as a "Booby Trap" at every opprotunity. If you fail to call them "Booby Traps" your opponent makes a "Booby Trap" and triggers it on you.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/12 07:14:37


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Bonus points for incorporating real boobies into your trap.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/14 12:47:12


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

While attempting to make your units stop fleeing the battlefield, you must wear a Commissar's hat. Else you have no authority.

[Anyone wanna do a rules summary?]


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/14 14:52:48


Post by: Smacks


Agreed.

The game must also incorporate transgender boobies and boobplates, so it is inclusive of the LGBTX community.

Rules Summery:
Spoiler:


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/14 15:48:28


Post by: Matthew


Agreed,

but only if all he/she is replaced by THE BEAUTIFUL SEXGOD.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/14 16:16:04


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

Players are henceforth to be referred to by Slaaneshi euphemisms.

You beautiful sods.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/18 03:40:23


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

Failure to be respectful during a game is punishable by Dreadsock



That summary though..


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/18 06:18:55


Post by: snurl


Agreed.
Troops may be made from bacon.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/18 06:58:03


Post by: Selym


Veto, bacon is for eats.

Troops may be made out of lego, however.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/18 17:26:14


Post by: War Kitten


Veto.

Players may set down Legos on the battlefield as dangerous terrain


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/18 17:33:10


Post by: Sgt. Vanden


Agreed.

Players can build fortifications out of the lego, which do not count as 'dangerous terrain' if it is well built and structured.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/19 08:09:52


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Terrain must be able to pass the Dreadnaught in a sock test before being valid for use.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/22 17:22:09


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

If players wish to start a new faction they must send in a written request to the store owner


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/22 17:53:18


Post by: Selym


 War Kitten wrote:
Agreed.

If players wish to start a new faction they must send in a written request to the store owner
Agreed.

All store owners must follow a strict set of guidelines written by Matt Ward for this game.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/22 18:10:35


Post by: Sgt. Vanden


Veto.

The guidelines must then be burnt at the stake for the overwhelming HERESY they commit by existing.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/22 19:02:24


Post by: Selym


Veto.

Ward has possessed my ability to write in this thread.

Kaldor Draigo is a character in this game, by making a cameo from the 40k-verse, due to pwning the warp so much.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/23 04:40:25


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

When characters die in this game, they are stricken from the record books and may not be used again.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/23 07:41:49


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

Draigo is, however, unkillable.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/24 15:12:46


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

Ward is one the deities in the game's universe


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/24 15:26:08


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

He is our your spiritual liege.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/25 09:40:12


Post by: snurl


Agreed.
Gav Thorpe should write the fluff.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/07/30 18:57:07


Post by: War Kitten


Veto

The fluff should be advanced through campaign books


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/02 05:12:39


Post by: snurl


Agreed.
Campaign books should be treated a holy relics.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/02 10:23:47


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

Holy relics must be captured by your army before use.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/02 22:46:03


Post by: jhe90


Any holy relics must be hand mads by your own hand before use. Buying pre made relics is considered worth a strike of the metal thunderhawk sock
Agreed.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/03 04:56:05


Post by: Selym


Greed - A.

The metal thunderhawk sock is only a minor punushment, however, as the only metal TH ever made is in epic scale.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/10 04:09:09


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

Players are encouraged to bring snacks


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/10 06:50:48


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

Especially Doritos.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/10 08:28:45


Post by: snurl


Veto.

Snacks may only be consumed by the winner of the game.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/10 10:31:52


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

Game balance will be so bad, however, that in most games the snacks will begin to be eaten by the end of turn 1. It's just that obvious.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/10 11:14:52


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Weak armies must bring better snacks.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/10 12:28:03


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

Anyone who does not bring a Dreadsock is automatically a loser. The game will still be played, and snacks eaten, but deep down, the non-Dreadsock person has lost.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/12 06:03:11


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

The game needs a name.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/12 06:50:36


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

The name shall be: "Dreadsock Apocalypse"


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/12 10:21:49


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

There should be a Cthulhu supplement.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/13 14:06:48


Post by: jhe90


Ooc

In fact they once made a large lead thunderhawk.
The kits ment to be z right pain as everything weighs so much and needs more pinning than sense


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/13 15:46:46


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

Players must name every single model in their collection or risk dishonor


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/13 15:52:07


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

All squads of infantry must contain one model, named "Larry". Larry is mentally impaired, and must run out in front of his unit, to be the first casualty. If he survives, the unit scores a number of victory points equal to D3 D10 rolls.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/15 12:02:03


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

All depictions and miniatures of Larry must have him holding a slappy fish.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/22 03:16:06


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed. Larry is a difficult target though, and he receives a 2+ invuln save


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/27 15:05:00


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed.

The loser of a game must give their collection to the winner.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/29 03:17:45


Post by: War Kitten


Veto

If you lose, you must sacrifice a model to the dice gods to appease them and atone for your failure


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/29 11:18:14


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

You must burn the model until it melts to sacrifice it.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/29 23:51:50


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

You must then place the molten model into a mold so it can be reforged for war


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/30 05:33:14


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

Once recast, you must sell it at extortionate prices


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/30 05:33:37


Post by: d00mspire


OoC: this is getting interesting


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/30 07:13:14


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Only recast "fire-forged" figures get veteran status.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/31 04:11:55


Post by: War Kitten


Veto.

You may also opt to keep the reforged model, but it must receive a mark of shame so all can know of its' failure


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/31 07:03:26


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Reforged models get -1 to everything.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/31 08:31:08


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

Every time a model is reforged it must lose -n, n being the number of times it has been reforged.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/31 12:28:04


Post by: Selym


Veto.

They have seen more action than most, and have thus learned. They get +1 INT and +1 WIS per reforgement.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/08/31 13:22:10


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

However, reforged models cannot be buffed by psychic abilities that increase any statistics.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/01 04:04:36


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Reforged models are subject to Frenzy if encountering the thing that put them down before.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/01 09:13:23


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

Reforged models cannot have weapon upgrades, as they are considered veterans of their means of combat and as such use the weapons they have had the longest.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/01 10:03:20


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Unpainted models may only be used to attack one's own troops.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/01 12:17:52


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

Painted models gain an extra wound.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/02 02:24:15


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Don't even think about using unpainted terrain.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/02 19:08:15


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

If one dares to think about using unpainted terrain, they must get rid of a model for eternity.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/03 03:28:44


Post by: snurl


Veto.

Unpainted models may only use unpainted terrain.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/04 16:19:15


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

All painted terrain provides a +1 to any cover.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/04 23:24:52


Post by: War Kitten


Veto.

Pre game banter is encouraged


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/06 13:43:09


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Pregame whining is not encouraged.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/06 15:33:10


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

Any whining must instantly result in a victory for the opponent.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/07 05:16:24


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Whining about winning too easily is encouraged.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/07 13:43:28


Post by: Selym


Agreed.

In the event of a simultaneous whine, both players must be hit by a Dreadsock.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/07 15:15:20


Post by: Matthew


Agreed.

Any whining is to be punished by the dread sock.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/07 18:03:48


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed (whatever the dread sock is)

For each whine there must be a slap and a dread sock.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/08 07:14:44


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Matt Ward is not allowed anywhere near this game.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/08 15:06:26


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

Nobody who previously worked for GW is allowed near this game.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/08 15:06:48


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

Nobody who previously worked for GW is allowed near this game.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/08 15:07:07


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

Nobody who previously worked for GW is allowed near this game.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/08 15:18:23


Post by: d00mspire


OOC: Sorry, my internet went down as I was submitting the message, so it submitted it three times. Again, I apologise.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/08 22:12:44


Post by: War Kitten


Veto.

The most iconic model in the game will be the Dread Sock


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/09 09:32:56


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Dread socks may not be reforged.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/17 20:04:55


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

Dreadsocks are also a weapon in game, and they have the instant death special rule


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/20 06:42:08


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

When a Dreadsock deep strikes off the table, they may hit your opponent on purpose.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/28 18:40:58


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

Players may also call in a dreadsock "strike"


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/29 06:00:47


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Play testing of this game should involve hundreds of people.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/29 14:52:41


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

Everybody on the planet must playtest this game at least, and if they refuse they must be hit with the dreadsock.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/30 06:12:31


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

All must pay homage to the game of games!


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/09/30 10:13:19


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

There will even be a religion for the game of games!


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/01 02:38:41


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

The game will be an olympic event.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/01 07:08:39


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

It shall be a global sport.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/02 04:37:58


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Now what should the game be named?


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/02 11:04:30


Post by: Matthew


D.A.K.K.A
Dreadsock And Kill Kale 'Aters


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/02 13:42:14


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

However, there must be an exclamation mark at the end of D.A.K.K.A

Like so: D.A.K.K.A!


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/03 04:55:30


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

D.A.K.K.A! for short.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/06 00:23:51


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

The game shall be the national sport of the U.S


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/06 07:05:36


Post by: snurl


VETO

The game shall be the national sport of the WORLD!


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/06 14:49:44


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

Anybody who doesn't know the complete rules of the game by heart must be executed!


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/07 06:31:49


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

All executions will be carried out by Dreadsock beatings.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/09 16:01:21


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

A marvellous book series based on the game must be written


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/09 16:32:10


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

Let me write it!


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/16 20:58:07


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

It shall be a long series


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/17 12:23:00


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

It should be lavishly illustrated.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/17 14:52:57


Post by: d00mspire


Veto.

It will be illustrated by three year olds.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/18 08:30:10


Post by: snurl


Veto.

It should be illustrated with actual photographs.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/18 15:00:37


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

All actual photographs will be shot using the oldest existing camera.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/19 12:38:02


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Poor photos will get you shot.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/23 23:31:42


Post by: War Kitten


Agreed.

The main character shall be named Sandra


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/24 12:34:14


Post by: snurl


Veto.
Characters should be given individual names, along with all of the other troops in your army.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/29 09:57:04


Post by: EmberlordofFire8


VETO.

Everyones name shall be Kyle.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/29 13:26:43


Post by: d00mspire


Veto.

Everybody's name shall be Pootis.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/29 13:40:47


Post by: EmberlordofFire8


VETO!

KYLE!!!!


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/29 15:31:45


Post by: d00mspire


VETO!

POOTIS!!!


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/29 16:54:34


Post by: Matthew


VETO!

Everyone will be named Boris and will swear in russian.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/29 20:17:40


Post by: d00mspire


VETO!

Everyone will speak in archaic Latin, and will be called POOTIS!!!!!!!!


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/30 06:20:15


Post by: EmberlordofFire8


VETO!

Everyone will be called Stupid McStupidface and swear fealty to ME!


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/30 12:47:46


Post by: Matthew


VETO!

Get on with it, no stupid names!w


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/31 10:03:47


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

The game should be packaged complete, with nothing else to buy, with the box mounted on a skid, total weight around 475 pounds.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/10/31 17:45:44


Post by: EmberlordofFire8


Agreed.

And the box should be pink.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/01 01:21:35


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

The boxshould be nailed shut.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/01 08:58:14


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

The actual box should be made from wood.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/02 04:49:35


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

The box may only be opened by those who have been deemed worthy.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/02 09:08:19


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

To be deemed worthy you must undergo a series of trials, one of which is surviving an arrow in the knee.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/03 16:18:22


Post by: EmberlordofFire8


Agreed

And one will be surviving a dread sock to the face.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/04 09:23:24


Post by: snurl


Agreed.
The final challenge will be painting the entire contents of the box in 48 hours or less.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/04 11:00:08


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

Anybody who fails will be cast as a model for the next edition.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/05 06:37:28


Post by: EmberlordofFire8


Agreed

The models will all be on pentagon bases.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/06 11:57:41


Post by: snurl


Agreed.
The bases must be impossible to find.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/06 15:25:55


Post by: d00mspire


Veto!

The bases must only be visible through a microscope.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/07 07:01:13


Post by: snurl


Veto.

The bases must be hand-crafted by skilled artisans showing old-world craftsmanship. Or beer bottle tops.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/08 15:25:40


Post by: EmberlordofFire8


Agreed

The bottle caps MAY NOT be used as currency ever, even if modern civilisation is destroyed by a nuclear fallout.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/08 16:51:13


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

If they are, the person who concocted such an idea must be executed immediately, with no questions asked.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/09 03:41:32


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Unless the caps are still attached to full beer bottles.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/09 16:27:12


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

If so, the person must instead drown in beer.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/10 02:20:20


Post by: snurl


Veto.

Good beer will not be wasted.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/10 15:59:45


Post by: d00mspire


Veto

As a teenager, I may not drink beer. Therefore, we drown them in it.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/10 16:44:12


Post by: EmberlordofFire8


Agreed.

If they survive being drowned, they will be executed.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/10 18:18:24


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

All corpses shall be burned.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/11 12:13:24


Post by: snurl


Agreed.
Survivors will be burned again.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/11 15:52:24


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

Survivors shall be stored in a fridge, where they will have to undergo and survive a nuclear blast.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/11 18:24:13


Post by: EmberlordofFire8


Agreed.

And then be burned again.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/11 22:05:51


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

Models may be made from the burnt flesh of innocents.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/12 05:39:27


Post by: War Kitten


Veto.

The game should instead now take a light hearted approach


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/12 07:02:22


Post by: EmberlordofFire8


Agreed!

Models will be made from the light hearts of the innocents!


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/12 14:13:52


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Figures made as described may resemble smurfs.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/12 16:48:30


Post by: d00mspire


Agreed

Others may resemble famous historical figures.


Lets make: a tabletop game! @ 2016/11/13 13:32:28


Post by: snurl


Agreed.

Figures must still be in scale.