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Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/18 21:14:48


Post by: General Annoyance


I thought I'd try and spice up the Forum Games... forum here by creating what I believe to be a never before seen game! (probably)

The concept is simple - the players (that's you lovely folk at home with nothing better to do on a Monday night) each post an ingredient that will create a potent (and probably deadly) drink that some poor other player will have to "drink". Ingredients can be added freely (but one per post) by players until someone posts something along the lines of "drink it!"; the player who posts after that player will then have to describe, or react to (if it's a nasty one) the taste of that drink. THEN finally the poster after that gives the drink a name best suited to the reaction. And then the cycle restarts!

Here's an example:

Dakkanaut 1 - I add a base of car battery acid
Dakkanaut 2 - I add the juice of a rotten lemon
Dakkanaut 3 - I add a splash of heresy
Dakkanaut 4 - I add some cigarette tar
Dakkanaut 5 - Get that down your neck!
Dakkanaut 6 - It tastes like a Nurgling peed in my mouth
Dakkanaut 7 - Cool! Let's call it a green soda

There are only 2 rules to this game; 1: you cannot post the declaration that someone down the drink and post either the reaction or the name of said drink, and 2: No explicit ingredients, descriptions or names please!

Other than that, feel free to go crazy with the ingredients; they can be literal or figurative

Let's have some fun!

G.A


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/18 21:15:10


Post by: General Annoyance


I'll go first

I add a can of Sprite/7UP


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/19 08:12:07


Post by: snurl


I add a pitcher of Gin.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/19 08:40:38


Post by: jhe90


I add a pint of Guinness


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/19 08:54:47


Post by: General Annoyance


I add the blood of a Genestealer


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/19 18:23:58


Post by: ZergSmasher


I add some Vallejo Black Surface Primer.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/20 06:43:50


Post by: WarbossDakka


I add 10 shots of vodka.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/20 06:45:28


Post by: Verviedi


Drink it.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/20 07:54:34


Post by: General Annoyance


Does this much alcohol normally cause you to grow a third arm?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/20 20:25:26


Post by: WarbossDakka


Lets call it a chromosome 17 concoction.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/20 20:42:16


Post by: General Annoyance


Nice one!

I add a bottle of Vimto


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/21 17:06:07


Post by: WarbossDakka


I throw in a bottle of blended grot.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/22 02:29:02


Post by: ZergSmasher


I add some jet fuel.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/23 07:52:56


Post by: SixT4Pixels


I add a pot of liquid green stuff


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/23 11:03:45


Post by: General Annoyance


Time to down it!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/23 20:58:42


Post by: Verviedi


Tastes like green and fire.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/24 04:52:13


Post by: ZergSmasher


Awesome, we'll call it an Emerald Blazer.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/24 10:17:28


Post by: SixT4Pixels


Ooooh sounds fun

I add a base of carrot juice (ewwwww).


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/26 10:58:05


Post by: General Annoyance


I add some melted chocolate - that should make it better!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/26 16:06:31


Post by: ZergSmasher


I add some bleach.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/26 18:39:16


Post by: jhe90


I add some essence of fulgrim


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/31 14:24:36


Post by: General Annoyance


I add some bad decisions


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/31 18:06:27


Post by: ZergSmasher


Down the hatch!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/31 21:02:42


Post by: jhe90


Tastes like i licked the floor of a bar in a underhive.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/31 22:52:39


Post by: WarbossDakka


Nice, we'll call it cider!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/07/31 22:59:56


Post by: General Annoyance


I add some Ice Cold Nuka Cola


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/01 03:51:26


Post by: ZergSmasher


I add some gorilla sweat.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/01 22:33:18


Post by: jhe90


I add a pickled egg with a glass of vinegar


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/09 18:30:59


Post by: General Annoyance


I add some Imperial Knight motor oil


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/10 04:19:52


Post by: Dowager Countess M


I add a tankard of Bugman's XXX.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/10 12:07:54


Post by: jhe90


Get that down ya neck


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/11 03:36:38


Post by: ZergSmasher


Okay, bottoms up!

*Drinks it in one gulp*

*coughcoughspluttercough*

"Blech! That tasted like my recently worn socks smell, and the aftertaste is like old tires or something...I think I'd better lie down..."


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/11 10:07:58


Post by: General Annoyance


Interesting taste! Let's call it a Scrapheap Sockerpunch



Time for a new mix - how about I add some warp dust in there


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/11 15:44:37


Post by: jhe90


Adds a apple from the garden of nurgle


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/11 21:47:17


Post by: WarbossDakka


I'll add an elusive piece of the Emperor's dead skin. Mmm.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/11 22:52:13


Post by: General Annoyance


 WarbossDakka wrote:
I'll add an elusive piece of the Emperor's dead skin. Mmm.


How charming!

I add some bad feelings about this


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/12 03:10:27


Post by: ZergSmasher


I'll add some Slaanesh Love Potion #69.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/12 08:49:08


Post by: jhe90


Get that down ya hatch
And maybe to a clinic after drinking lol


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/12 10:20:31


Post by: General Annoyance


*Downs it"

"Tell... any kids that I have... that I hate them"

*slumps to the floor"


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/12 12:56:34


Post by: WarbossDakka


Well. That has to be called a Put-Down Potion. Sorry kids.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/12 21:58:58


Post by: jhe90


Time for a new mix ....

I add a bottle of nitro glycerine. Carefully.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/13 02:10:22


Post by: General Annoyance


I add some liquid nitrogen, with my fingers very much crossed


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/13 17:55:01


Post by: WarbossDakka


Don't know what you're all so worried about, I pour in a 2l bottle of coke and throw in some mentos.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/14 04:38:59


Post by: ZergSmasher


I add a vial of bull semen.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/14 09:06:10


Post by: jhe90


I add some mint oil

Down the hatch!
Just don,t drop it....


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/14 09:13:43


Post by: WarbossDakka


*Chugs in one

I feel... unlimited POWAH!..

...And a trip to the bathroom.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/14 09:23:22


Post by: General Annoyance


Hmm... perhaps the Over 9000 Valve Breaker?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/14 16:37:11


Post by: WarbossDakka


No way, surely that can't be right!

I start with a pot of nostalgia.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/14 22:59:50


Post by: jhe90


I add a vial of powdered free range, organic unicorn horn mixed and a single glowing purple leaf


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/15 01:28:11


Post by: ZergSmasher


I add some ordinary distilled water.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/15 11:40:37


Post by: jhe90


I add some 1500 year old whiskey


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/16 00:25:16


Post by: General Annoyance


I add a handful of artificial sweetener sachets


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/16 09:27:08


Post by: WarbossDakka


Go on GA, get it down yer neck! We like to drink with GA, cos GA is our mate, and when we drink with GA he takes it down in 8, 7, 6...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/16 09:31:14


Post by: General Annoyance


I may have to put the second part of that as my signature sometime

Here goes nothing *downs in one*

If rainbows had a flavour, this is what I'd imagine it to be! That and the whiskey Rainbows and Whiskey anyone?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/16 15:14:16


Post by: jhe90


Great, i name it a Skittle mc rainbow !

Better get a new brew mixed


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/16 15:25:26


Post by: General Annoyance


It'll be my pleasure

I add the contents of a Tau Battlesuit Stimulant Injector


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/16 16:02:40


Post by: WarbossDakka


I'll add a tin of baked beans.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/16 16:05:06


Post by: jhe90


i add a Haggis


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/16 17:28:27


Post by: WarbossDakka


I add Scotland


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/16 17:46:55


Post by: jhe90


I add a healthy serving of FREEDOM and blue dye


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/17 03:31:34


Post by: ZergSmasher


I add in some raktajino (basically Klingon coffee).


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/17 15:02:42


Post by: General Annoyance


I add some Irn Bru


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/17 16:05:10


Post by: jhe90


Down the hatch*

who wants to drink it...

*grows a beard just from holding it too close*


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/17 19:37:50


Post by: WarbossDakka


I'll have a bit.

*grows majestic beard

See what you mean.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/17 21:32:20


Post by: General Annoyance


It's either between the Scotsman's Scotch or Gandalf XXX. I'll let you lot decide that one

The next round is going to be called the Morbid Mocktail! In this one, the recipe for the new drink must include at least 2 drinks we've made already, along with whatever extra ingredients you come up with. Make it nice, make it deadly, or a bit of both - just keep in mind you have to go back and look at previous drinks included if you end up as the poor (or lucky) sod who gets to down this probably bitter brew!

I'll start by adding the Chromosome 17 Concoction - not exactly a mocktail now is it?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/17 21:41:33


Post by: jhe90


I add some over 9000 valve breaker for extra kick

No weak drink this!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/18 07:09:05


Post by: WarbossDakka


I add some biceps.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/19 21:25:22


Post by: jhe90


I add a drop of the blood of chuck Norris.

Powerful ingredients. Onmy a drop. Its been known to trigger excessive baddaseey, manlyness and awesomeness.



Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/19 21:42:05


Post by: WarbossDakka


I throw in Angron and Angrath's offspring.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/19 22:30:04


Post by: General Annoyance


My god this is one manly mix. Might as well toss in some Australium while we're at it


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/20 05:56:33


Post by: ZergSmasher


Drink 'er down!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/20 22:40:20


Post by: jhe90


*takes glass and grows a beard instantly of steel, and a body of a god, ok so I've gained a third arm as wide as my chest and Epicly muscled!.... Blood for... Ok... Skulls for the sku....
Feel da power of khro.....

Ok that was odd.
*suddenly becomes so manly I manage to turn every drink into whiskey and attract 1000 super models, whilst saving the wold, kicking hitler so hard in balls he ended up in middle ages and flying a jumbo jet upside down through a subway tunnel all whilst stroking my beard*

And I'm gonna go run to the bathroom! And break the entire towns plumbing.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/23 18:30:42


Post by: WarbossDakka


Wow. I'm gonna have to call that the Pick Up Chicks Potion.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/24 03:04:10


Post by: ZergSmasher


Lets make another guys!

I start with a quart of 10W30 motor oil.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/24 09:24:03


Post by: SixT4Pixels


Let's chuck in some Gandalf XXX!

To whoever has to drink this:
You're a wizard!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/24 09:48:04


Post by: General Annoyance


I'll chuck in some Nirnroot for good and mysterious measure


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/24 10:02:29


Post by: jhe90


i add a a unicorn horn and blend till i get a drink again



Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/24 11:25:49


Post by: WarbossDakka


I throw in jhe90 while he wasn't looking.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/24 19:01:48


Post by: jhe90


My last words

Down the hatch you fools!
To mordor. The magical teleporter is located..... ......

I drop in a slice of chockate coated Uranium before being blended


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/24 20:22:19


Post by: General Annoyance


Well, looks like we lost one of our best players in the blender

Guess I'll drink what's left then?

*sips very carefully*

Wow! Just one glug and I feel like a Sorcerer with unlimited energy. Also feeling about 9000 posts heavier, with all the street cred Good stuff!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/24 20:40:47


Post by: jhe90


I name it the castellans last gulp


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/24 21:13:44


Post by: WarbossDakka


Hey, you're back! No hard feelings right? Only wanted to spice up the flavour y'know?

I'll put in some Ichor Blood.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/24 21:37:24


Post by: General Annoyance


Technically you can't tell someone to drink and name the drink, but I'll let it slide considering you pieced yourself back together - good job man!

I'll add some Bolter Shell Primer


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/25 02:27:21


Post by: ZergSmasher


I add a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/25 08:11:48


Post by: jhe90


Ok, sorry about that.

I add This dark eldar potion cannot be too harmful...
Or deadly.? Forgot which one....


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/25 10:06:33


Post by: SixT4Pixels


Can't go wrong with ogre sweat right? Lets chuck some of that in...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/25 11:50:02


Post by: WarbossDakka


I put in a single hair from the head of Gabe Newell.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/25 23:01:43


Post by: jhe90


Smells nastly... Maybe 10 litres of liquified bacon will help...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/26 06:30:52


Post by: SixT4Pixels


I add some DAKKA!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/26 18:40:14


Post by: General Annoyance


Well Dakka is sure gonna be an interesting flavour

I add some decade aged Fungus Ale, swiped from a Kill Krooza's Kaptin when he wasn't looking


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/27 06:57:16


Post by: jhe90


Il top with a catchan lemon and day someone has to drink up.

Down the hatch


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/27 14:41:35


Post by: WarbossDakka


Here we go.

*takes a sip, and then finishes the rest of the bottle

Hey, despite the colour, it doesn't taste too bad.

I am sparkling now though...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/27 15:41:18


Post by: KommissarKiln


Don't worry, the poisons and other horrifying things they put in there at the start will kick in shortly. And then you'll understand why it's called Leman Russ' Hangover.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/27 15:49:57


Post by: WarbossDakka


I don't know wha-

Oh.

Oh no.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/27 16:25:45


Post by: General Annoyance


Maybe we'll have to hide the recipe for that one...

While I'm on that, I whip out some more chemistry flasks and add a base of Nuka Cola Victory - that should make a good start!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/27 17:35:29


Post by: ZergSmasher


I add the contents of an Ork Mekboy's lubricant can...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/27 18:32:35


Post by: jhe90


ive got a 40,000 year old sausage mre...

eh, cannot be too bad, said they last forever right?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/27 19:58:31


Post by: WarbossDakka


I put in a perfectly done waffle. With syrup of course.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/27 21:18:32


Post by: jhe90


Smells odd... Maybe this glow in the dark air freshener smelling of pine forest might help...

Not sure about glow... Glow is good? Right?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/27 21:21:32


Post by: General Annoyance


As long as it ain't red. Red means bad. Unless you're a secret Ork, of course

I'll add some tritium vials to make that glow a lot more greener


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/28 02:53:31


Post by: KommissarKiln


I add cubes of frozen nitrogen (note: colder than liquid nitrogen) to give a cold, crisp edge to our concoction.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/28 11:39:35


Post by: WarbossDakka


I add Hellfire. We'll see what temperature it comes out as


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/28 11:43:21


Post by: jhe90


Some south fathing pipe weed might make this brew relaxing.

Smells... Like I want pizza....


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/29 10:31:40


Post by: WarbossDakka


Down... the drink... bro...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/30 11:37:41


Post by: jhe90


ok... why is my skin glowing green.... i feel like i ate a plague marine and ....

ooh... relaxing...burning...... cold........ *shrugs*

thats a ride and a half.!

anyone got pizza. please say they have pizza... i need pizza... or snacks, or food... or pizza...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/30 11:41:53


Post by: General Annoyance


Not in my club we don't, you'll have to make do with these weird tasting peanuts up by the bar.

I think a Ride and a Half is a fitting name, eh? Good job jhe

Time to shake things up - I add a Mojito


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/30 22:19:24


Post by: ZergSmasher


I add some Mountain Dew Pitch Black.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/31 12:28:05


Post by: WarbossDakka


I add the Twilight series of books. Good riddence


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/08/31 12:32:23


Post by: jhe90


ooh.. i found a glowing, pulsating mushroom behind the bar...

whats worst it can do?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/03 00:04:39


Post by: General Annoyance


Oh no, not the magic mushrooms

I'll add some melted Twix bars


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/03 00:37:11


Post by: jhe90


*puts in a strange vial that makes it glow neon pink*

It id done my...

Oh.. What... Pretty colour that one..


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/03 15:55:14


Post by: WarbossDakka


I wash my hair in the mixture.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/07 08:19:19


Post by: jhe90


Ok..

Whoever wants to down this wonderous concoction


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/07 16:03:34


Post by: WarbossDakka


I've drank worse...

*gulps down

It's spicy but cold at the same time.

And I've got a whacking headache. I need a lie down...

Someoe get the paracetamol.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/08 22:32:41


Post by: ZergSmasher


Sounds delicious, we'll call it a Cold Hard Fusion!

Time for another drink!

I'll start it off with some A&W root beer.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/08 22:35:43


Post by: jhe90


Root beer... Needs something more.

Il add some root to it. Il just pour in some super glue.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/09 04:19:52


Post by: Celestialpainting


I'll add a Sus-an membrane


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/09 16:47:34


Post by: WarbossDakka


I add a FW Warlord Titan. That hasn't been cleaned yet I may add.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/09 16:54:18


Post by: jhe90


il add the salty tears of a fluffy ork player vs a tormament eldar list.

umm salty...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/09 18:21:34


Post by: General Annoyance


I'll add a finely chopped onion - that'll be sure to bring those tears to the front of the mix, literally


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/10 20:22:40


Post by: WarbossDakka


I put several thin coats into the mixture.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/10 20:25:28


Post by: jhe90


This needs some kick.

I add a vial of angrons testosterone ..

Wow... It does make liquid form a fist....



Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/10 20:44:10


Post by: General Annoyance


I had to do a double take on "Angron's testosterone", partly because of the nature of it, and partly because I first read it as Argos

Guess I have to put in an Argos catalogue now, don't I?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/10 20:59:07


Post by: WarbossDakka


Argos eh? Well I'll have to put in some reasonably priced washing machines.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/10 21:23:26


Post by: jhe90


Least it was not testical.

I drop some vanish oxey action whitening product

Ooohh... Nice and shiny....

Drinky time


Time to down the brew!



Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/14 18:46:38


Post by: WarbossDakka


Here we go...

*gulp

The Angron testosterone mixed with the reasonableness makes me want to...

Damnit Argos! Your reasonably priced products are too reasonable! I want my damn money back! And one of those tiny pencils while you're at it!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/17 19:20:36


Post by: KommissarKiln


This drink contains tears so bitter and such raw, potent emotion, I think we should call it Murderous Mix.

I'll get the next ball rolling with some supersaturated sugar water.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/17 19:22:54


Post by: jhe90


Need more sweetness....

Il add this vial of pure kitten cuteness...
Aww... Make it double...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/17 19:32:19


Post by: General Annoyance


What would make Kitten Cuteness even better? Enter me, who then adds some Photogenicity


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/17 21:21:35


Post by: WarbossDakka


You know what would make it even cuter? A shotgun. I add one of those.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/17 21:35:29


Post by: jhe90


Sounds a blast!

Il add some of this vial.... Labeled.... Fulgrim.... Escense...
Its violently pink... And feels wrong...

Eh chuck it in...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/17 23:04:28


Post by: Celestialpainting


I'll add some of Alpharius's secrets


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/18 02:08:11


Post by: ZergSmasher


I add in some blood of a Tau Ethereal.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/18 12:32:47


Post by: SixT4Pixels


This mix needs a little... "texture" added to it.

I'll add in some ground up warpstone.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/18 16:01:14


Post by: jhe90


i pour in some weaponized lego bricks...

dangerous much.,...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/18 16:30:37


Post by: WarbossDakka


I put in some dust from a Thousand Son legionaire.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/18 17:45:28


Post by: jhe90


Ooh... This needs somme colour...

*drops in a rainbow and blends*


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/20 16:37:51


Post by: WarbossDakka


I add various herbs and spices to accentuate the flavour.

Time for someone to drink up!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/21 12:28:23


Post by: General Annoyance


This one looks... interesting. Time to take one for the team!

*Carefully sips*

It tastes like someone blended a brick into a perfectly good fruit smoothie. Also I think fluffy bunny ears are growing out of my head; anybody got a mirror? I bet they have gun patterns and Hydras on them


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/21 12:32:24


Post by: jhe90


Ooh sounds fun I name it a secret bunny blaster!

Does your foot hurt... I think you trod on a Lego?
Ok new mix...

Needs a base...
Il just pour in this spare bottle I got off a greater unclean one in a bet...



Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/21 19:21:50


Post by: WarbossDakka


I add some Tzeentch trickery.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/22 04:55:21


Post by: Celestialpainting


I'll give it a 'pow' with some black powder (pun intended)


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/22 05:10:27


Post by: ZergSmasher


I add some Adeptus Mechanicus Lubricant #127.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/22 16:46:26


Post by: WarbossDakka


I put in my hopes and dreams.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/22 16:54:41


Post by: General Annoyance


Sounds a little valuable W.D

I add some Plastic Glue Thin


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/22 23:05:44


Post by: jhe90


Hey what's t virus...

Some umbrella corp guy said it was a great pick me up.

*drops in a vial of t virus *


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/24 16:11:57


Post by: WarbossDakka


I put in a Commisar's hat.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/24 20:34:16


Post by: jhe90


Ok,... Hats are nice but Il drop in a cube of doom riders special cocaine


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/24 20:42:16


Post by: General Annoyance


I add the lenses of a Pulse Rifle Markerlight to give it some bite.

Wow! This blend is looking so... terrible!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/24 20:59:44


Post by: jhe90


Terrible...

Oh... We can do better than that.
*I drop in a copy of ET the video game*

Wow that's bad.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/25 11:53:22


Post by: WarbossDakka


I put in a bottle of acid.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/25 23:26:48


Post by: jhe90


Il top this with a little pink umbrella, and a pink unicorn float.

Time to drink. Any takers?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/26 04:20:49


Post by: Celestialpainting


*sips carefully*
Well, that was relatively painless.

apparently, tzeentch poured the acid and my stomach dissolved and was replaced by an organ that uses gears to make glue. since the black powder and lubricant were added, my "new" stomach produces glue that would make GW green with envy. But, the glue happens to be pink so it ruins your models. Pleh that was disgusting


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/28 10:45:18


Post by: jhe90


Any takers for a name?

Can,t make a mix without a name!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/28 10:50:43


Post by: General Annoyance


Sorry guys, my GP told me to keep away from the bar on a strict diet of water after the last concoction I drank.

I still have those ostentatious bunny ears...

The Green Sticky? Almost sounds catchy and desirable


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/28 17:51:21


Post by: WarbossDakka


Our insides are all destroyed at this point GA, so why stop now? I start by putting in some brake fluid.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/28 17:54:20


Post by: jhe90


Aye... Lets add something nice for once.

Il drop in some unicorn horn powder .. I know its expensive but hey.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/30 16:58:04


Post by: WarbossDakka


Yeah, we can make 1 nice one right?

I add some marshmellows.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/30 23:07:59


Post by: jhe90


Ooh fluffy...

What happens of you add some clouds....
It might work.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/09/30 23:11:03


Post by: General Annoyance


I'll add some bubbly hot chocolate, mmm...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/01 23:42:07


Post by: jhe90


Nice mix... Nice mix.

I know...
A traveler said this did nice things.. Never used it. Meant to change your life.

*I pour in a vial of mutagenic potion. *


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/01 23:56:26


Post by: General Annoyance


jhe officially made this mix dangerous. We had one job guys

I'll add some Lahmian Medium - that outta balance it out!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/02 10:33:26


Post by: WarbossDakka


I add some vanilla ice cream with chocolate chunks.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/02 11:35:19


Post by: jhe90


Ok ok...

Il add essence of kitten cuddles...

It's gotta be cute right?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/02 12:07:12


Post by: General Annoyance


Only one way to find out - someone try this thing for us!

And it ain't gonna be me. I don't want two pairs of bunny ears if this goes wrong


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/02 13:16:03


Post by: jhe90


Il try...

Hmmm this drink tastes fluffy, I'm kinda feeling like I'm floating... Oh... Not ernough antidote... But I can,t stop drinking it....

I'm... Oh.. Kitten ears... They look kinda cute.

Tastes nice. You got another?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/02 16:59:51


Post by: WarbossDakka


Nah, them marshmellows were limited edition :/

We could call it a...

Paw-tion. Get it? No? Ok.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/03 04:25:35


Post by: Celestialpainting


@warbossdakka- it took me a bit until I said it to myself!

ill add 2 shots of vodka...*pours 2 gallons*


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/03 06:00:50


Post by: ZergSmasher


I add a can of Coke Zero (less calories that way).


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/03 13:31:10


Post by: jhe90


Who,s calorie counting. No no no...

Here.i l deep fry some twinkies, throw on some secret sauce, some edible glitter and drop em in.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/03 17:05:23


Post by: WarbossDakka


I throw in several protein shakes.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/04 00:02:53


Post by: jhe90


Never have too much protein.

*drops in 24 eggs and blends*


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/04 13:31:29


Post by: General Annoyance


I add some dietary supplements


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/04 16:08:22


Post by: WarbossDakka


Whoever drinks this is gonna be huge

I put in the pure essance of patriotism stuffed inside a bicep.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/04 16:20:26


Post by: jhe90


well i better belence this mix

il add some vodka with added communism


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/05 21:13:59


Post by: WarbossDakka


I add a sprinkle of dictatorship.

Someone drink up, before we ruin this amazing beverage.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/05 23:41:34


Post by: ZergSmasher


Okay, time to take one for the team. *Drinks whole drink in one huge gulp.*

*All muscles in body suddenly grow to 3X their normal size*

"Oh wow, I could be Mr. Olympia, except that contest is run by capitalist pigs!" *Starts speaking in Russian about the glories of Communism and the Motherland, threatening to send anyone who disagrees to the gulag...*


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/06 00:01:59


Post by: KommissarKiln


So much healthy ingredients, yet so much gak to ruin your body... So much American patriotism, yet so much communist/Soviet pride... But one thing's for sure: this drink is meant for some massive, muscular dudes. I'll call it the Equalizer's Paradox. Reviews on the drink are, well, mixed.


Time for another project! I'll start it off with a hearty base coelacanth broth (It's probably highly illegal, given how rare coelocanths are )


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/06 00:04:11


Post by: KommissarKiln


Double post, my bad. Hit reply instead of edit...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/07 23:14:35


Post by: jhe90


Il drop this in...

Its... Odd.. Some say too dangerous for a mix. I disagree.

*drops in emparor caligulas soul*


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/08 06:13:40


Post by: Celestialpainting


We need some 'zing' in this

*drops a full clip of bolts in the still*


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/08 06:20:48


Post by: ZergSmasher


I add some puree of Great White Shark.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/08 07:20:28


Post by: TheManWithNoPlan


I add a smidgen of Tyranid digestive fluid, to give it a bit more kick.

(And that's a metric smidgen mind you)


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/08 10:10:47


Post by: jhe90


Hmm...

Digestive juice. Kick.

Il very carefully add some nitro glycerine.
That give it kick.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/09 16:01:07


Post by: WarbossDakka


I add a leg for a bit of extra kick.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/09 16:24:36


Post by: General Annoyance


 WarbossDakka wrote:
I add a leg for a bit of extra kick.


Have an exalt for that one

I add 10 Lemons. Whole


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/09 17:31:39


Post by: jhe90


Sour....
Lots of lemons.

Il drop in a vial of some sugar to balance it out and a nice bit of orange food colouring.

Now... So who wants to drink this mix?
Anyone brave ernough?

Ooc there's a little bit of mix at end of previous page


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/10 05:13:36


Post by: Celestialpainting


Why is this thrust upon a poor soul as such as myself?

Bottoms up!

*licks lips* Ahh my tongue got kicked and turned a solid shade of orange . Now that we got that out of the way, the digestive fluid completely savaged my tongue. Ow,ow,ow.

How bout this be called Orange is The New Kick?? Any suggestions?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/10 10:55:04


Post by: General Annoyance


I prefer Clockwork Facekick myself

Next drink!

I'll add some water with a big of sugar mixed in. Now it's all up to you lot


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/10 10:58:37


Post by: jhe90


Lets make this one sweeter, we did sour.

Il drop in some Belgium chockate, a fondue mix and marshmallows.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/10 20:47:03


Post by: WarbossDakka


Ouch, that drink sounded painful. Lets leave it in the pile of all the other drinks we've ruined. Being all of them.

Can't be too sweet, or it will overpower the taste. I add some ginger.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/11 02:14:30


Post by: Celestialpainting


I'll dump in a tin of g-fuel.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/11 09:48:27


Post by: jhe90


Mix... Nom alcoholic...

No can t do.
Il drop in this 2 litre tankard of genuine ferasian ale.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/13 12:50:29


Post by: TheManWithNoPlan


The Ale adds a bitter hoppy taste, aren't we trying to make this one sweeter?

I drop in a handmade mothers day card.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/13 18:26:38


Post by: Celestialpainting


Let's make this too sweet, so I put in all my mother's love into the mix to work in synergy with the card that TheManWithNoPlam put in.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/13 18:35:15


Post by: WarbossDakka


I throw in TheManWithNoPlan's profile picture.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/13 22:00:06


Post by: jhe90


Id dive in and see what 12,800 posts do to a mix but meant to be nice... So

Il drop in the contents of a large tin of chockate biscuits and chuck it through the blender


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/13 22:37:17


Post by: TheManWithNoPlan


The blending has certainly helped with the texture. It's still a bit gritty and fibrous from the solid ingredients, though. Anyone know a way to smooth it out a bit?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/13 22:43:11


Post by: jhe90


Smooth... Smooth..

Lemma add some smooth new Orleans jazz music escense. Cheery stuff, not blues escense....

That should do the trick...

And to top it off. A dancing Michael Jackson robot on floats to smooth criminal...

Now its its smooth...
Who wants to put the smooth concoction gliding down there throat?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/14 01:13:08


Post by: TheManWithNoPlan


I can hardly feel it go down my gullet. Plenty sweet too, with an undertone of alcohol.

It is now two minutes after consumption and I can't feel my face. Maybe a bit less Fenrisian Ale next time?

Now what for a name? I'm thinking of calling it The Really Good Time.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/14 06:12:46


Post by: KommissarKiln


 TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
I can hardly feel it go down my gullet. Plenty sweet too, with an undertone of alcohol.

It is now two minutes after consumption and I can't feel my face. Maybe a bit less Fenrisian Ale next time?

Now what for a name? I'm thinking of calling it The Really Good Time.


Man, one of those would sound nice. The smooth and sweet would be greatly appreciated by my raw, pained throat. Oh well. Time for another brew. I'll start it off with the essence of a tar pit, complete with struggling mammoth.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/14 06:47:46


Post by: jhe90


That was the smallest ferasian you could buy.

Tar... Tar sounds a rough base.

How about some spice.
The spice must always flow..

*drops I a vial of spice*


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/14 10:05:22


Post by: WarbossDakka


I put in a Phoenix Down.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/15 03:37:35


Post by: TheManWithNoPlan


I mix the concoction by tossing in a hand grenade.

The shrapnel will dissolve eventually, right?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/15 04:29:10


Post by: Celestialpainting


Ill put in an anonymous mask I guess. Let me see if I can hack into our still that we are using.........................


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/15 08:27:22


Post by: jhe90


Il throw in 12,886 dakka posts...

Wonder what they do...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/17 00:43:32


Post by: ZergSmasher


I add in a whole bottle of Everclear.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/17 15:20:27


Post by: WarbossDakka


I put in 2016 in general. Sorry for destroying the mix


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/17 22:22:52


Post by: jhe90


I believe its salvageable...

Il drop something cheerful in there.
This. Drops in a potion that transforms you into a a random happy form for a few seconds.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/18 02:13:28


Post by: Celestialpainting


Let's put in the Pokémon Eevee so we can change forms


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/18 21:05:41


Post by: jhe90


Ooh... Then lets make it fun.

*drops in super slenesh LSD! *


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/19 16:30:24


Post by: WarbossDakka


We need some direction in this mix. I put in the holy grail.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/19 22:26:08


Post by: jhe90


I know... This mix has gone crazy...

Il drop in some North see if that helps....

Yine to drink. I do believe the glass is beginning to disolve from the contents...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/20 00:06:00


Post by: TheManWithNoPlan


I'll take a quick sip before it dissolves completely. Unfortunately I drop dead before I can tell you what it's like.

You hear a quiet whisper from the warp that the slaaneshi LSD and Holy Grail essence clash rather unpleasantly.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/20 00:10:26


Post by: General Annoyance


Er... okay then... can somebody deal with the body?

I'll call it the Ecstasy Overkill - seems appropriate

Time for a special round! This time we're going to do everything in reverse, sort of. I will bring out a mystery brew from behind the bar that some git made while I was off shift; someone must taste it, describe what they taste, then everyone else must theorise what ingredients went into it. Can name it before or after we bring forward the ingredient theories.

The brew is here; it's very dark and sparkly on the surface. All I know is about 10 ingredients went into it.

Who wants to try?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/20 05:30:54


Post by: TheManWithNoPlan


After a tentative sip (not unjustly, the last one did kill me), I decide it must be based around a hearty amasec and some carbonated substance that I can't put my finger on. Any takers for the next flavour distinction?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/20 10:52:59


Post by: General Annoyance


Gotta be some Diet Coke in there - gives it the fizz, and the horrible aftertaste


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/20 16:48:46


Post by: jhe90


Amsac... Hearty...

Klingon blood wine...
Lets try that.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/20 17:09:45


Post by: WarbossDakka


Oh hand it over, let the true expert handle this

*chugs half the glass

Ugh, I think there's some chunks of something in there. Also has a syrup-like texture.

...

I need the restroom, There's some laxatives in there.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/20 23:05:07


Post by: jhe90


That was a quick mix...

Too quick.
Lets make something a little more interesting.
It can start normal... But never ends it.

*pours in a good base of kardasian brandy *


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/21 09:57:01


Post by: General Annoyance


pssst! We're on a special round jhe - read my last post


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/21 16:21:33


Post by: jhe90


i just saw,,,

ok,, ok no new mix...
must be somthign i drank///

chunks... hmm needs somthing to smooth it out.
better put in some liquid teflon.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/23 03:27:05


Post by: ZergSmasher


Here, let me try some of that.

*Takes a big gulp of the mystery drink*

Hmmm, tastes kind of like...

*Starts breathing a big burst of flame, scorching a big section of the wall.*

Must be some napalm in there somewhere...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/10/23 10:00:37


Post by: jhe90


They looks rather green.
UT might be alcohol or wildfire....

But wildfire is more fun!
Il add some.

*sips drink*
Phew.... That's spicey. Whatever in there has some flavour


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/11/01 20:49:29


Post by: WarbossDakka


Oooo, I like spicy food, should be good as a drink!

*finishes glass

I see what you mean, I can spit fire now! (uncontrollably).

Someone start us off!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/11/01 20:57:06


Post by: jhe90


Ok.. Maybe non leathal...

I start with a good base of premium top shelf valhallian vodka and a mint leaf.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/11/02 04:41:34


Post by: TheManWithNoPlan


Vodka as a base? Right this needs to be watered down a touch.

With Absynth.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/11/02 23:56:37


Post by: jhe90


Hmm ferasian ale make a good mix... Butblast tome someone could not feel face..

Hey. Jack danials. Il give itba good glug .. Or five... Whatever works. Five works.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/11/03 17:38:48


Post by: WarbossDakka


I drop in a few stikkbombs and dive under the table.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/11/06 06:41:17


Post by: ZergSmasher


I add some Ghost Pepper extract.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/11/06 09:00:27


Post by: jhe90


Il add a pryrovore.

Ita not like they ever see the battlefield anyway....


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/11/09 18:04:15


Post by: A Town Called Malus


I very carefully add a tiny drop of Wow-Wow Sauce.






And then dive out of the room, across the hall and down the stairs and under a table.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/11/09 19:44:08


Post by: jhe90


Wow that has some bang...

Lets cool it slightly so we live.
Il drop some liquid nitrogen in there...

Drink up...
Anyone wanna go at trying this... Explosion of flavour...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/11 01:34:10


Post by: General Annoyance


Well, if the thread's going to die since nobody else is man enough to down this thing...

*gulps*

Tastes like liquid brick dust, and I'm pretty sure I'm now a walking, talking depth charge. We'll see how far this goes

G.A's bar is reopened for business, and in the industrial mixer there is a base of salted caramel. Any takers?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/12 00:35:48


Post by: jhe90


Yeah.. It needs somthibf to space up this bar...

I was saving this but.
Drops in a few rocks of grade A, Walter white and blue magic warp dust with extra purity for warpy warpy goodness!

Damn that was expensive...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/12 01:34:49


Post by: ZergSmasher


@G.A.: Well played sir!

As for the drink, I add in some unidentified fluid I saw leaking out of a Death Guard marine's armor.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/12 01:40:32


Post by: General Annoyance


I see what you did there, Zerg - that be riddled with Salt too

I'll add some sodium bicarbonate


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/12 01:44:04


Post by: A Town Called Malus


I think I'll pour in a little vinegar


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/12 23:44:11


Post by: jhe90


Viniger... Bah. We can do better.

Il just pour in this vial of purified hipster ....
Don,t ask where I got it.... Your too mainstream...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/20 03:46:10


Post by: War Kitten


As if! We need to spice this thing up!

I'll pour in some liquefied ghost chilis, drink it if you dare!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/20 13:02:07


Post by: jhe90


Last but by no means least.

A small vial of polyjuice potion, and this old hair I found on a bar stool..

Lets play
Who wanna drink?


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/25 13:10:11


Post by: General Annoyance


I'll try it!

*Downs it*

Blegh! All that salt is absolutely disgusting! Also, I hate you all, you bunch of passive aggressive pretentious internet


Seriously, don't drink that, unless you want to get banned permanently on these forums. Name please?


Spoiler:
Just a quick note in case I am busy enjoying Christmas - next round will be a Christmas special! Go absolutely crazy with it, even add more than one ingredient at a time - the only rule is that the ingredients must be festive themed Merry Christmas to you all!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/25 15:02:41


Post by: jhe90


I name it the predecuripus cdexus!

The salt is drying drinks at 4 metres!

...

So new mix...
Festive!

A bottle of brandy to start, and ... Hmm..
I know!

A good tipple of some Christmas magic and joy!
Let this drink be merry and boozey!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/25 20:32:09


Post by: A Town Called Malus


4 heaped tablespoons of freshly ground nutmeg


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/26 02:18:05


Post by: General Annoyance


I'll add all the Christmas Cheer!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/26 04:36:21


Post by: ZergSmasher


I'll add some 100-year-old egg nog.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/28 10:43:42


Post by: General Annoyance


I'll add the 12 Drummers Drumming


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/28 11:40:21


Post by: jhe90


Il add some mince pies and a copy of 1947 miracle on 34th street.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/28 11:41:27


Post by: A Town Called Malus


A full helping of Christmas dinner (turkey, stuffing, pigs in blankets, sprouts, parsnips, potatoes, cauliflower cheese, gravy, red cabbage). Blend it all up and in it goes


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/28 11:44:07


Post by: General Annoyance


Mmmmm!

I gently lower in the Christmas Pudding that you find in the back of your cupboard that you were meant to eat last year, but is still somehow in date.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2016/12/30 23:12:35


Post by: jhe90


Eh festive... And fattenting.. Imnliking this.

Hmmm
*drops in a horrible scarf and blends*

Agh... I feel better now...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/06 00:55:06


Post by: War Kitten


That is horrible!

Add in some Christmas cookies for God's sake!
There!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/06 01:36:50


Post by: General Annoyance


Also add in the Christmas decorations, since they'd be coming down tomorrow anyways


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/06 01:43:31


Post by: A Town Called Malus


A ball of yellow snow


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/06 15:55:47


Post by: General Annoyance


And to finish, a broken up Ski Pole

Whose going to take this festive delight for the team? (I know I'm not drinking Malus' piss)


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/06 16:19:39


Post by: A Town Called Malus


 General Annoyance wrote:
(I know I'm not drinking Malus' piss)


I never said I made the yellow snow


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/06 16:34:52


Post by: General Annoyance


 A Town Called Malus wrote:
I never said I made the yellow snow


I'm sure you won't mind having a sip then


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/07 09:48:35


Post by: jhe90


Give it here!

Ok.. So I'm...how much... I'm gonna.a.. *splits into humans from sheer amount of food *

So.. Nutmeg.. Ooh brandy... Gah oh no... ... And the egg nog.... Did you even read the date on that gak!
Wait.. Did you hear drumming?

We gonna go..
*runs off to bathroom with food clone*


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/13 18:47:24


Post by: War Kitten


Since jhes going to be punishing the porcelain for a while what do you say we make a new drink?

I'll start by putting some moonshine in the glass


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/13 18:51:11


Post by: General Annoyance


Well we probably should name that thing. Christmas Pudding sounds suitable!

I'll add some pepper to that moonshine


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/13 23:32:20


Post by: jhe90


Turns out the food clone not permanent. Bad news they break down into... Well you might wanna clean that.. With a melta bomb..

*drops a nurgling in and blends till it stops screaming and then blends some more. *

Good news.. I dealt with the nurgling the egg nog spawned.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/14 03:18:28


Post by: ZergSmasher


I throw in a Brimstone Horror and blend it up. It's about time we had a hot drink in here!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/14 04:52:20


Post by: BigWaaagh


Just a dash of Kim Jong-Un's hair clippings...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/14 10:16:25


Post by: General Annoyance


 ZergSmasher wrote:
I throw in a Brimstone Horror and blend it up. It's about time we had a hot drink in here!


True that!

Well, with that in mind, I'd better add 4 heaped teaspoons of Cadbury Hot Chocolate Powder


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/14 10:18:12


Post by: jhe90


And.. Because Russian communism the best kind. Acorsing to the poster.

Il add a sample of Stalins moustache..
Ooh. It does make it rather red...

Is that blood red or comunist red...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/18 04:36:16


Post by: War Kitten


I'll add in my mix tape, it's nothing but fire!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/19 18:27:01


Post by: General Annoyance


We can add in music now?!

I'm throwing in some good funk then:




Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/20 00:22:08


Post by: jhe90


Seeing as we going musical...

Il drop in Justin beibers soul....
Why I bought that... Il never know!

Ooh.. Now that's a scary mix!


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/20 20:26:59


Post by: War Kitten


This needs some more spice!

I'll drop in a bag of ghost chilis...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/20 23:05:08


Post by: jhe90


Hmm this mix is getting crazy better add something...

Here.
100% pure jerk chicken concentrate!
Oblt the finest brew!

Lets see.. Anyone wanna try this monster!
Il give it a good blend first.. Don,t mind the soul.. It always screams that high pitched.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/26 02:29:36


Post by: War Kitten


I'll take it!
*slams it*
Feth!

Alright boys, time for a new drink!
I'll start by pouring in some moonshine.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/26 11:56:26


Post by: A Town Called Malus


I'll add some sunshine


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/30 05:10:00


Post by: War Kitten


How nice of you Malus!

Lemme just add in some gasoline....


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/30 18:12:10


Post by: ZergSmasher


Since no one bothered to name the previous drink, I'm going to call it the Atomic F-bomb!

As for this new concoction, I'll add some Zerg blood.


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/01/31 00:25:25


Post by: jhe90


Ooh speaking of blood...

Lets make it freaky... Il pour in some of deamonette blood.
You don t know how long it took to get that...

Nice shade... Of whatever colour that is...


Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game @ 2017/02/05 05:14:42


Post by: War Kitten


I think that's lilac...

Lemme just add in some dark spawn blood to darken that a tad