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I thought I'd try and spice up the Forum Games... forum here by creating what I believe to be a never before seen game! (probably) The concept is simple - the players (that's you lovely folk at home with nothing better to do on a Monday night) each post an ingredient that will create a potent (and probably deadly) drink that some poor other player will have to "drink". Ingredients can be added freely (but one per post) by players until someone posts something along the lines of "drink it!"; the player who posts after that player will then have to describe, or react to (if it's a nasty one) the taste of that drink. THEN finally the poster after that gives the drink a name best suited to the reaction. And then the cycle restarts! Here's an example: Dakkanaut 1 - I add a base of car battery acid Dakkanaut 2 - I add the juice of a rotten lemon Dakkanaut 3 - I add a splash of heresy Dakkanaut 4 - I add some cigarette tar Dakkanaut 5 - Get that down your neck! Dakkanaut 6 - It tastes like a Nurgling peed in my mouth Dakkanaut 7 - Cool! Let's call it a green soda There are only 2 rules to this game; 1: you cannot post the declaration that someone down the drink and post either the reaction or the name of said drink, and 2: No explicit ingredients, descriptions or names please! Other than that, feel free to go crazy with the ingredients; they can be literal or figurative Let's have some fun! G.A
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I'll go first
I add a can of Sprite/7UP
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I add a pitcher of Gin.
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Post by: jhe90
I add a pint of Guinness
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Post by: General Annoyance
I add the blood of a Genestealer
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I add some Vallejo Black Surface Primer.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I add 10 shots of vodka.
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Post by: Verviedi
Drink it.
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Post by: General Annoyance
Does this much alcohol normally cause you to grow a third arm?
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Lets call it a chromosome 17 concoction.
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Post by: General Annoyance
Nice one!
I add a bottle of Vimto
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I throw in a bottle of blended grot.
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I add some jet fuel.
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Post by: SixT4Pixels
I add a pot of liquid green stuff
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Post by: General Annoyance
Time to down it!
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Post by: Verviedi
Tastes like green and fire.
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Post by: ZergSmasher
Awesome, we'll call it an Emerald Blazer.
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Post by: SixT4Pixels
Ooooh sounds fun
I add a base of carrot juice (ewwwww).
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Post by: General Annoyance
I add some melted chocolate - that should make it better!
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I add some bleach.
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Post by: jhe90
I add some essence of fulgrim
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Post by: General Annoyance
I add some bad decisions
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Post by: ZergSmasher
Down the hatch!
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Post by: jhe90
Tastes like i licked the floor of a bar in a underhive.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Nice, we'll call it cider!
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Post by: General Annoyance
I add some Ice Cold Nuka Cola
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I add some gorilla sweat.
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Post by: jhe90
I add a pickled egg with a glass of vinegar
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Post by: General Annoyance
I add some Imperial Knight motor oil
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I add a tankard of Bugman's XXX.
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Post by: jhe90
Get that down ya neck
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Post by: ZergSmasher
Okay, bottoms up!
*Drinks it in one gulp*
*coughcoughspluttercough*
"Blech! That tasted like my recently worn socks smell, and the aftertaste is like old tires or something...I think I'd better lie down..."
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Post by: General Annoyance
Interesting taste! Let's call it a Scrapheap Sockerpunch
Time for a new mix - how about I add some warp dust in there
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Post by: jhe90
Adds a apple from the garden of nurgle
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I'll add an elusive piece of the Emperor's dead skin. Mmm .
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Post by: General Annoyance
How charming!
I add some bad feelings about this
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I'll add some Slaanesh Love Potion #69.
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Post by: jhe90
Get that down ya hatch
And maybe to a clinic after drinking lol
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Post by: General Annoyance
*Downs it"
"Tell... any kids that I have... that I hate them"
*slumps to the floor"
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Well. That has to be called a Put-Down Potion. Sorry kids.
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Post by: jhe90
Time for a new mix ....
I add a bottle of nitro glycerine. Carefully.
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Post by: General Annoyance
I add some liquid nitrogen, with my fingers very much crossed
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Don't know what you're all so worried about, I pour in a 2l bottle of coke and throw in some mentos.
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I add a vial of bull semen.
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Post by: jhe90
I add some mint oil
Down the hatch!
Just don,t drop it....
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Post by: WarbossDakka
*Chugs in one
I feel... unlimited POWAH!..
...And a trip to the bathroom.
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Post by: General Annoyance
Hmm... perhaps the Over 9000 Valve Breaker?
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Post by: WarbossDakka
No way, surely that can't be right!
I start with a pot of nostalgia.
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Post by: jhe90
I add a vial of powdered free range, organic unicorn horn mixed and a single glowing purple leaf
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I add some ordinary distilled water.
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Post by: jhe90
I add some 1500 year old whiskey
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Post by: General Annoyance
I add a handful of artificial sweetener sachets
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Go on GA , get it down yer neck! We like to drink with GA , cos GA is our mate, and when we drink with GA he takes it down in 8, 7, 6...
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Post by: General Annoyance
I may have to put the second part of that as my signature sometime
Here goes nothing *downs in one*
If rainbows had a flavour, this is what I'd imagine it to be! That and the whiskey
Rainbows and Whiskey anyone?
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Post by: jhe90
Great, i name it a Skittle mc rainbow !
Better get a new brew mixed
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Post by: General Annoyance
It'll be my pleasure
I add the contents of a Tau Battlesuit Stimulant Injector
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I'll add a tin of baked beans.
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Post by: jhe90
i add a Haggis
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I add Scotland
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Post by: jhe90
I add a healthy serving of FREEDOM and blue dye
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I add in some raktajino (basically Klingon coffee).
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Post by: General Annoyance
I add some Irn Bru
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Post by: jhe90
Down the hatch*
who wants to drink it...
*grows a beard just from holding it too close*
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I'll have a bit.
*grows majestic beard
See what you mean.
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Post by: General Annoyance
It's either between the Scotsman's Scotch or Gandalf XXX. I'll let you lot decide that one
The next round is going to be called the Morbid Mocktail! In this one, the recipe for the new drink must include at least 2 drinks we've made already, along with whatever extra ingredients you come up with. Make it nice, make it deadly, or a bit of both - just keep in mind you have to go back and look at previous drinks included if you end up as the poor (or lucky) sod who gets to down this probably bitter brew!
I'll start by adding the Chromosome 17 Concoction - not exactly a mocktail now is it?
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Post by: jhe90
I add some over 9000 valve breaker for extra kick
No weak drink this!
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I add some biceps.
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Post by: jhe90
I add a drop of the blood of chuck Norris.
Powerful ingredients. Onmy a drop. Its been known to trigger excessive baddaseey, manlyness and awesomeness.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I throw in Angron and Angrath's offspring.
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Post by: General Annoyance
My god this is one manly mix. Might as well toss in some Australium while we're at it
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Post by: ZergSmasher
Drink 'er down!
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Post by: jhe90
*takes glass and grows a beard instantly of steel, and a body of a god, ok so I've gained a third arm as wide as my chest and Epicly muscled!.... Blood for... Ok... Skulls for the sku....
Feel da power of khro.....
Ok that was odd.
*suddenly becomes so manly I manage to turn every drink into whiskey and attract 1000 super models, whilst saving the wold, kicking hitler so hard in balls he ended up in middle ages and flying a jumbo jet upside down through a subway tunnel all whilst stroking my beard*
And I'm gonna go run to the bathroom! And break the entire towns plumbing.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Wow. I'm gonna have to call that the Pick Up Chicks Potion.
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Post by: ZergSmasher
Lets make another guys!
I start with a quart of 10W30 motor oil.
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Post by: SixT4Pixels
Let's chuck in some Gandalf XXX!
To whoever has to drink this:
You're a wizard!
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Post by: General Annoyance
I'll chuck in some Nirnroot for good and mysterious measure
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Post by: jhe90
i add a a unicorn horn and blend till i get a drink again
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I throw in jhe90 while he wasn't looking.
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Post by: jhe90
My last words
Down the hatch you fools!
To mordor. The magical teleporter is located..... ......
I drop in a slice of chockate coated Uranium before being blended
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Post by: General Annoyance
Well, looks like we lost one of our best players in the blender
Guess I'll drink what's left then?
*sips very carefully*
Wow! Just one glug and I feel like a Sorcerer with unlimited energy. Also feeling about 9000 posts heavier, with all the street cred
Good stuff!
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Post by: jhe90
I name it the castellans last gulp
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Hey, you're back! No hard feelings right? Only wanted to spice up the flavour y'know?
I'll put in some Ichor Blood.
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Post by: General Annoyance
Technically you can't tell someone to drink and name the drink, but I'll let it slide considering you pieced yourself back together - good job man!
I'll add some Bolter Shell Primer
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I add a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning.
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Post by: jhe90
Ok, sorry about that.
I add This dark eldar potion cannot be too harmful...
Or deadly.? Forgot which one....
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Post by: SixT4Pixels
Can't go wrong with ogre sweat right?
Lets chuck some of that in...
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I put in a single hair from the head of Gabe Newell.
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Post by: jhe90
Smells nastly... Maybe 10 litres of liquified bacon will help...
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Post by: SixT4Pixels
I add some DAKKA!
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Post by: General Annoyance
Well Dakka is sure gonna be an interesting flavour
I add some decade aged Fungus Ale, swiped from a Kill Krooza's Kaptin when he wasn't looking
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Post by: jhe90
Il top with a catchan lemon and day someone has to drink up.
Down the hatch
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Here we go.
*takes a sip, and then finishes the rest of the bottle
Hey, despite the colour, it doesn't taste too bad.
I am sparkling now though...
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Post by: KommissarKiln
Don't worry, the poisons and other horrifying things they put in there at the start will kick in shortly. And then you'll understand why it's called Leman Russ' Hangover.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I don't know wha-
Oh.
Oh no.
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Post by: General Annoyance
Maybe we'll have to hide the recipe for that one...
While I'm on that, I whip out some more chemistry flasks and add a base of Nuka Cola Victory - that should make a good start!
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I add the contents of an Ork Mekboy's lubricant can...
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Post by: jhe90
ive got a 40,000 year old sausage mre...
eh, cannot be too bad, said they last forever right?
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I put in a perfectly done waffle. With syrup of course.
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Post by: jhe90
Smells odd... Maybe this glow in the dark air freshener smelling of pine forest might help...
Not sure about glow... Glow is good? Right?
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Post by: General Annoyance
As long as it ain't red. Red means bad. Unless you're a secret Ork, of course
I'll add some tritium vials to make that glow a lot more greener
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Post by: KommissarKiln
I add cubes of frozen nitrogen (note: colder than liquid nitrogen) to give a cold, crisp edge to our concoction.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I add Hellfire. We'll see what temperature it comes out as
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Post by: jhe90
Some south fathing pipe weed might make this brew relaxing.
Smells... Like I want pizza....
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Down... the drink... bro...
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Post by: jhe90
ok... why is my skin glowing green.... i feel like i ate a plague marine and ....
ooh... relaxing...burning...... cold........ *shrugs*
thats a ride and a half.!
anyone got pizza. please say they have pizza... i need pizza... or snacks, or food... or pizza...
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Post by: General Annoyance
Not in my club we don't, you'll have to make do with these weird tasting peanuts up by the bar.
I think a Ride and a Half is a fitting name, eh? Good job jhe
Time to shake things up - I add a Mojito
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I add some Mountain Dew Pitch Black.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I add the Twilight series of books. Good riddence
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Post by: jhe90
ooh.. i found a glowing, pulsating mushroom behind the bar...
whats worst it can do?
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Post by: General Annoyance
Oh no, not the magic mushrooms
I'll add some melted Twix bars
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Post by: jhe90
*puts in a strange vial that makes it glow neon pink*
It id done my...
Oh.. What... Pretty colour that one..
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I wash my hair in the mixture.
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Post by: jhe90
Ok..
Whoever wants to down this wonderous concoction
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I've drank worse...
*gulps down
It's spicy but cold at the same time.
And I've got a whacking headache. I need a lie down...
Someoe get the paracetamol.
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Post by: ZergSmasher
Sounds delicious, we'll call it a Cold Hard Fusion!
Time for another drink!
I'll start it off with some A&W root beer.
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Post by: jhe90
Root beer... Needs something more.
Il add some root to it. Il just pour in some super glue.
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Post by: Celestialpainting
I'll add a Sus-an membrane
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I add a FW Warlord Titan. That hasn't been cleaned yet I may add.
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Post by: jhe90
il add the salty tears of a fluffy ork player vs a tormament eldar list.
umm salty...
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Post by: General Annoyance
I'll add a finely chopped onion - that'll be sure to bring those tears to the front of the mix, literally
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I put several thin coats into the mixture.
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Post by: jhe90
This needs some kick.
I add a vial of angrons testosterone ..
Wow... It does make liquid form a fist....
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Post by: General Annoyance
I had to do a double take on "Angron's testosterone", partly because of the nature of it, and partly because I first read it as Argos
Guess I have to put in an Argos catalogue now, don't I?
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Argos eh? Well I'll have to put in some reasonably priced washing machines.
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Post by: jhe90
Least it was not testical.
I drop some vanish oxey action whitening product
Ooohh... Nice and shiny....
Drinky time
Time to down the brew!
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Here we go...
*gulp
The Angron testosterone mixed with the reasonableness makes me want to...
Damnit Argos! Your reasonably priced products are too reasonable! I want my damn money back! And one of those tiny pencils while you're at it!
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Post by: KommissarKiln
This drink contains tears so bitter and such raw , potent emotion, I think we should call it Murderous Mix.
I'll get the next ball rolling with some supersaturated sugar water.
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Post by: jhe90
Need more sweetness....
Il add this vial of pure kitten cuteness...
Aww... Make it double...
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What would make Kitten Cuteness even better? Enter me, who then adds some Photogenicity
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Post by: WarbossDakka
You know what would make it even cuter? A shotgun. I add one of those.
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Post by: jhe90
Sounds a blast!
Il add some of this vial.... Labeled.... Fulgrim.... Escense...
Its violently pink... And feels wrong...
Eh chuck it in...
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Post by: Celestialpainting
I'll add some of Alpharius's secrets
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I add in some blood of a Tau Ethereal.
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Post by: SixT4Pixels
This mix needs a little... "texture" added to it.
I'll add in some ground up warpstone.
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Post by: jhe90
i pour in some weaponized lego bricks...
dangerous much.,...
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I put in some dust from a Thousand Son legionaire.
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Post by: jhe90
Ooh... This needs somme colour...
*drops in a rainbow and blends*
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I add various herbs and spices to accentuate the flavour.
Time for someone to drink up!
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Post by: General Annoyance
This one looks... interesting. Time to take one for the team!
*Carefully sips*
It tastes like someone blended a brick into a perfectly good fruit smoothie. Also I think fluffy bunny ears are growing out of my head; anybody got a mirror? I bet they have gun patterns and Hydras on them
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Ooh sounds fun I name it a secret bunny blaster!
Does your foot hurt... I think you trod on a Lego?
Ok new mix...
Needs a base...
Il just pour in this spare bottle I got off a greater unclean one in a bet...
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I add some Tzeentch trickery.
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Post by: Celestialpainting
I'll give it a 'pow' with some black powder (pun intended)
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I add some Adeptus Mechanicus Lubricant #127.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I put in my hopes and dreams.
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Post by: General Annoyance
Sounds a little valuable W.D
I add some Plastic Glue Thin
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Post by: jhe90
Hey what's t virus...
Some umbrella corp guy said it was a great pick me up.
*drops in a vial of t virus *
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I put in a Commisar's hat.
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Post by: jhe90
Ok,... Hats are nice but Il drop in a cube of doom riders special cocaine
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Post by: General Annoyance
I add the lenses of a Pulse Rifle Markerlight to give it some bite.
Wow! This blend is looking so... terrible!
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Terrible...
Oh... We can do better than that.
*I drop in a copy of ET the video game*
Wow that's bad.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I put in a bottle of acid.
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Post by: jhe90
Il top this with a little pink umbrella, and a pink unicorn float.
Time to drink. Any takers?
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Post by: Celestialpainting
*sips carefully*
Well, that was relatively painless.
apparently, tzeentch poured the acid and my stomach dissolved and was replaced by an organ that uses gears to make glue. since the black powder and lubricant were added, my "new" stomach produces glue that would make GW green with envy. But, the glue happens to be pink so it ruins your models. Pleh that was disgusting
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Post by: jhe90
Any takers for a name?
Can,t make a mix without a name!
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Post by: General Annoyance
Sorry guys, my GP told me to keep away from the bar on a strict diet of water after the last concoction I drank.
I still have those ostentatious bunny ears...
The Green Sticky? Almost sounds catchy and desirable
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Our insides are all destroyed at this point GA , so why stop now? I start by putting in some brake fluid.
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Post by: jhe90
Aye... Lets add something nice for once.
Il drop in some unicorn horn powder .. I know its expensive but hey.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Yeah, we can make 1 nice one right?
I add some marshmellows.
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Post by: jhe90
Ooh fluffy...
What happens of you add some clouds....
It might work.
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I'll add some bubbly hot chocolate, mmm ...
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Post by: jhe90
Nice mix... Nice mix.
I know...
A traveler said this did nice things.. Never used it. Meant to change your life.
*I pour in a vial of mutagenic potion. *
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Post by: General Annoyance
jhe officially made this mix dangerous. We had one job guys
I'll add some Lahmian Medium - that outta balance it out!
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I add some vanilla ice cream with chocolate chunks.
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Post by: jhe90
Ok ok...
Il add essence of kitten cuddles...
It's gotta be cute right?
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Post by: General Annoyance
Only one way to find out - someone try this thing for us!
And it ain't gonna be me. I don't want two pairs of bunny ears if this goes wrong
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Il try...
Hmmm this drink tastes fluffy, I'm kinda feeling like I'm floating... Oh... Not ernough antidote... But I can,t stop drinking it....
I'm... Oh.. Kitten ears... They look kinda cute.
Tastes nice. You got another?
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Nah, them marshmellows were limited edition :/
We could call it a...
Paw-tion. Get it? No? Ok.
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Post by: Celestialpainting
@warbossdakka- it took me a bit until I said it to myself!
ill add 2 shots of vodka...*pours 2 gallons*
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I add a can of Coke Zero (less calories that way).
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Post by: jhe90
Who,s calorie counting. No no no...
Here.i l deep fry some twinkies, throw on some secret sauce, some edible glitter and drop em in.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I throw in several protein shakes.
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Post by: jhe90
Never have too much protein.
*drops in 24 eggs and blends*
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Post by: General Annoyance
I add some dietary supplements
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Whoever drinks this is gonna be huge
I put in the pure essance of patriotism stuffed inside a bicep.
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Post by: jhe90
well i better belence this mix
il add some vodka with added communism
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I add a sprinkle of dictatorship.
Someone drink up, before we ruin this amazing beverage.
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Post by: ZergSmasher
Okay, time to take one for the team. *Drinks whole drink in one huge gulp.*
*All muscles in body suddenly grow to 3X their normal size*
"Oh wow, I could be Mr. Olympia, except that contest is run by capitalist pigs!" *Starts speaking in Russian about the glories of Communism and the Motherland, threatening to send anyone who disagrees to the gulag...*
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Post by: KommissarKiln
So much healthy ingredients, yet so much gak to ruin your body... So much American patriotism, yet so much communist/Soviet pride... But one thing's for sure: this drink is meant for some massive, muscular dudes. I'll call it the Equalizer's Paradox. Reviews on the drink are, well, mixed.
Time for another project! I'll start it off with a hearty base coelacanth broth (It's probably highly illegal, given how rare coelocanths are
)
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Double post, my bad. Hit reply instead of edit...
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Post by: jhe90
Il drop this in...
Its... Odd.. Some say too dangerous for a mix. I disagree.
*drops in emparor caligulas soul*
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Post by: Celestialpainting
We need some 'zing' in this
*drops a full clip of bolts in the still*
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I add some puree of Great White Shark.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
I add a smidgen of Tyranid digestive fluid, to give it a bit more kick.
(And that's a metric smidgen mind you)
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Post by: jhe90
Hmm...
Digestive juice. Kick.
Il very carefully add some nitro glycerine.
That give it kick.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I add a leg for a bit of extra kick.
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Post by: General Annoyance
Have an exalt for that one
I add 10 Lemons. Whole
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Post by: jhe90
Sour....
Lots of lemons.
Il drop in a vial of some sugar to balance it out and a nice bit of orange food colouring.
Now... So who wants to drink this mix?
Anyone brave ernough?
Ooc there's a little bit of mix at end of previous page
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Post by: Celestialpainting
Why is this thrust upon a poor soul as such as myself?
Bottoms up!
*licks lips* Ahh my tongue got kicked and turned a solid shade of orange
. Now that we got that out of the way, the digestive fluid completely savaged my tongue. Ow,ow,ow.
How bout this be called Orange is The New Kick?? Any suggestions?
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Post by: General Annoyance
I prefer Clockwork Facekick myself
Next drink!
I'll add some water with a big of sugar mixed in. Now it's all up to you lot
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Post by: jhe90
Lets make this one sweeter, we did sour.
Il drop in some Belgium chockate, a fondue mix and marshmallows.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Ouch, that drink sounded painful. Lets leave it in the pile of all the other drinks we've ruined. Being all of them.
Can't be too sweet, or it will overpower the taste. I add some ginger.
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Post by: Celestialpainting
I'll dump in a tin of g-fuel.
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Post by: jhe90
Mix... Nom alcoholic...
No can t do.
Il drop in this 2 litre tankard of genuine ferasian ale.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
The Ale adds a bitter hoppy taste, aren't we trying to make this one sweeter?
I drop in a handmade mothers day card.
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Post by: Celestialpainting
Let's make this too sweet, so I put in all my mother's love into the mix to work in synergy with the card that TheManWithNoPlam put in.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I throw in TheManWithNoPlan's profile picture.
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Post by: jhe90
Id dive in and see what 12,800 posts do to a mix but meant to be nice... So
Il drop in the contents of a large tin of chockate biscuits and chuck it through the blender
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
The blending has certainly helped with the texture. It's still a bit gritty and fibrous from the solid ingredients, though. Anyone know a way to smooth it out a bit?
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Post by: jhe90
Smooth... Smooth..
Lemma add some smooth new Orleans jazz music escense. Cheery stuff, not blues escense....
That should do the trick...
And to top it off. A dancing Michael Jackson robot on floats to smooth criminal...
Now its its smooth...
Who wants to put the smooth concoction gliding down there throat?
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
I can hardly feel it go down my gullet. Plenty sweet too, with an undertone of alcohol.
It is now two minutes after consumption and I can't feel my face. Maybe a bit less Fenrisian Ale next time?
Now what for a name? I'm thinking of calling it The Really Good Time.
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Post by: KommissarKiln
TheManWithNoPlan wrote: I can hardly feel it go down my gullet. Plenty sweet too, with an undertone of alcohol.
It is now two minutes after consumption and I can't feel my face. Maybe a bit less Fenrisian Ale next time?
Now what for a name? I'm thinking of calling it The
Really Good Time.
Man, one of those would sound nice. The smooth and sweet would be greatly appreciated by my
raw , pained throat. Oh well. Time for another brew. I'll start it off with the essence of a tar pit, complete with struggling mammoth.
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Post by: jhe90
That was the smallest ferasian you could buy.
Tar... Tar sounds a rough base.
How about some spice.
The spice must always flow..
*drops I a vial of spice*
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I put in a Phoenix Down.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
I mix the concoction by tossing in a hand grenade.
The shrapnel will dissolve eventually, right?
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Post by: Celestialpainting
Ill put in an anonymous mask I guess. Let me see if I can hack into our still that we are using.........................
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Post by: jhe90
Il throw in 12,886 dakka posts...
Wonder what they do...
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I add in a whole bottle of Everclear.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I put in 2016 in general. Sorry for destroying the mix
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Post by: jhe90
I believe its salvageable...
Il drop something cheerful in there.
This. Drops in a potion that transforms you into a a random happy form for a few seconds.
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Post by: Celestialpainting
Let's put in the Pokémon Eevee so we can change forms
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Post by: jhe90
Ooh... Then lets make it fun.
*drops in super slenesh LSD! *
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Post by: WarbossDakka
We need some direction in this mix. I put in the holy grail.
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Post by: jhe90
I know... This mix has gone crazy...
Il drop in some North see if that helps....
Yine to drink. I do believe the glass is beginning to disolve from the contents...
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
I'll take a quick sip before it dissolves completely. Unfortunately I drop dead before I can tell you what it's like.
You hear a quiet whisper from the warp that the slaaneshi LSD and Holy Grail essence clash rather unpleasantly.
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Post by: General Annoyance
Er... okay then... can somebody deal with the body?
I'll call it the Ecstasy Overkill - seems appropriate
Time for a special round! This time we're going to do everything in reverse, sort of. I will bring out a mystery brew from behind the bar that some git made while I was off shift; someone must taste it, describe what they taste, then everyone else must theorise what ingredients went into it. Can name it before or after we bring forward the ingredient theories.
The brew is here; it's very dark and sparkly on the surface. All I know is about 10 ingredients went into it.
Who wants to try?
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
After a tentative sip (not unjustly, the last one did kill me), I decide it must be based around a hearty amasec and some carbonated substance that I can't put my finger on. Any takers for the next flavour distinction?
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Post by: General Annoyance
Gotta be some Diet Coke in there - gives it the fizz, and the horrible aftertaste
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Post by: jhe90
Amsac... Hearty...
Klingon blood wine...
Lets try that.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Oh hand it over, let the true expert handle this
*chugs half the glass
Ugh, I think there's some chunks of something in there. Also has a syrup-like texture.
...
I need the restroom, There's some laxatives in there.
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Post by: jhe90
That was a quick mix...
Too quick.
Lets make something a little more interesting.
It can start normal... But never ends it.
*pours in a good base of kardasian brandy *
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Post by: General Annoyance
pssst! We're on a special round jhe - read my last post
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Post by: jhe90
i just saw,,,
ok,, ok no new mix...
must be somthign i drank///
chunks... hmm needs somthing to smooth it out.
better put in some liquid teflon.
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Post by: ZergSmasher
Here, let me try some of that.
*Takes a big gulp of the mystery drink*
Hmmm, tastes kind of like...
*Starts breathing a big burst of flame, scorching a big section of the wall.*
Must be some napalm in there somewhere...
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Post by: jhe90
They looks rather green.
UT might be alcohol or wildfire....
But wildfire is more fun!
Il add some.
*sips drink*
Phew.... That's spicey. Whatever in there has some flavour
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Oooo, I like spicy food, should be good as a drink!
*finishes glass
I see what you mean, I can spit fire now! (uncontrollably).
Someone start us off!
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Post by: jhe90
Ok.. Maybe non leathal...
I start with a good base of premium top shelf valhallian vodka and a mint leaf.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
Vodka as a base? Right this needs to be watered down a touch.
With Absynth.
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Post by: jhe90
Hmm ferasian ale make a good mix... Butblast tome someone could not feel face..
Hey. Jack danials. Il give itba good glug .. Or five... Whatever works. Five works.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I drop in a few stikkbombs and dive under the table.
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I add some Ghost Pepper extract.
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Post by: jhe90
Il add a pryrovore.
Ita not like they ever see the battlefield anyway....
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Post by: A Town Called Malus
I very carefully add a tiny drop of
Wow-Wow Sauce. And then dive out of the room, across the hall and down the stairs and under a table.
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Post by: jhe90
Wow that has some bang...
Lets cool it slightly so we live.
Il drop some liquid nitrogen in there...
Drink up...
Anyone wanna go at trying this... Explosion of flavour...
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Post by: General Annoyance
Well, if the thread's going to die since nobody else is man enough to down this thing...
*gulps*
Tastes like liquid brick dust, and I'm pretty sure I'm now a walking, talking depth charge. We'll see how far this goes
G.A's bar is reopened for business, and in the industrial mixer there is a base of salted caramel. Any takers?
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Post by: jhe90
Yeah.. It needs somthibf to space up this bar...
I was saving this but.
Drops in a few rocks of grade A, Walter white and blue magic warp dust with extra purity for warpy warpy goodness!
Damn that was expensive...
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Post by: ZergSmasher
@G.A.: Well played sir!
As for the drink, I add in some unidentified fluid I saw leaking out of a Death Guard marine's armor.
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Post by: General Annoyance
I see what you did there, Zerg - that be riddled with Salt too
I'll add some sodium bicarbonate
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Post by: A Town Called Malus
I think I'll pour in a little vinegar
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Post by: jhe90
Viniger... Bah. We can do better.
Il just pour in this vial of purified hipster ....
Don,t ask where I got it.... Your too mainstream...
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Post by: War Kitten
As if! We need to spice this thing up!
I'll pour in some liquefied ghost chilis, drink it if you dare!
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Post by: jhe90
Last but by no means least.
A small vial of polyjuice potion, and this old hair I found on a bar stool..
Lets play
Who wanna drink?
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Post by: General Annoyance
I'll try it!
*Downs it*
Blegh! All that salt is absolutely disgusting! Also, I hate you all, you bunch of
passive aggressive
pretentious internet
Seriously, don't drink that, unless you want to get banned permanently on these forums. Name please?
Spoiler :
Just a quick note in case I am busy enjoying Christmas - next round will be a Christmas special! Go absolutely crazy with it, even add more than one ingredient at a time - the only rule is that the ingredients must be festive themed
Merry Christmas to you all!
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Post by: jhe90
I name it the predecuripus cdexus!
The salt is drying drinks at 4 metres!
...
So new mix...
Festive!
A bottle of brandy to start, and ... Hmm..
I know!
A good tipple of some Christmas magic and joy!
Let this drink be merry and boozey!
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Post by: A Town Called Malus
4 heaped tablespoons of freshly ground nutmeg
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Post by: General Annoyance
I'll add all the Christmas Cheer!
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I'll add some 100-year-old egg nog.
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Post by: General Annoyance
I'll add the 12 Drummers Drumming
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Post by: jhe90
Il add some mince pies and a copy of 1947 miracle on 34th street.
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Post by: A Town Called Malus
A full helping of Christmas dinner (turkey, stuffing, pigs in blankets, sprouts, parsnips, potatoes, cauliflower cheese, gravy, red cabbage). Blend it all up and in it goes
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Post by: General Annoyance
Mmmmm! I gently lower in the Christmas Pudding that you find in the back of your cupboard that you were meant to eat last year, but is still somehow in date.
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Post by: jhe90
Eh festive... And fattenting.. Imnliking this.
Hmmm
*drops in a horrible scarf and blends*
Agh... I feel better now...
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Post by: War Kitten
That is horrible!
Add in some Christmas cookies for God's sake!
There!
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Post by: General Annoyance
Also add in the Christmas decorations, since they'd be coming down tomorrow anyways
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Post by: A Town Called Malus
A ball of yellow snow
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And to finish, a broken up Ski Pole
Whose going to take this festive delight for the team?
(I know I'm not drinking Malus' piss)
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Post by: A Town Called Malus
I never said I made the yellow snow
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Post by: General Annoyance
I'm sure you won't mind having a sip then
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Post by: jhe90
Give it here!
Ok.. So I'm...how much... I'm gonna.a.. *splits into humans from sheer amount of food *
So.. Nutmeg.. Ooh brandy... Gah oh no... ... And the egg nog.... Did you even read the date on that gak!
Wait.. Did you hear drumming?
We gonna go..
*runs off to bathroom with food clone*
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Post by: War Kitten
Since jhes going to be punishing the porcelain for a while what do you say we make a new drink?
I'll start by putting some moonshine in the glass
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Post by: General Annoyance
Well we probably should name that thing. Christmas Pudding sounds suitable!
I'll add some pepper to that moonshine
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Post by: jhe90
Turns out the food clone not permanent. Bad news they break down into... Well you might wanna clean that.. With a melta bomb..
*drops a nurgling in and blends till it stops screaming and then blends some more. *
Good news.. I dealt with the nurgling the egg nog spawned.
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I throw in a Brimstone Horror and blend it up. It's about time we had a hot drink in here!
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Post by: BigWaaagh
Just a dash of Kim Jong-Un's hair clippings...
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Post by: General Annoyance
ZergSmasher wrote: I throw in a Brimstone Horror and blend it up. It's about time we had a hot drink in here!
True that!
Well, with that in mind, I'd better add 4 heaped teaspoons of Cadbury Hot Chocolate Powder
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Post by: jhe90
And.. Because Russian communism the best kind. Acorsing to the poster.
Il add a sample of Stalins moustache..
Ooh. It does make it rather red...
Is that blood red or comunist red...
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Post by: War Kitten
I'll add in my mix tape, it's nothing but fire!
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Post by: General Annoyance
We can add in music now?!
I'm throwing in some good funk then:
VIDEO
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Post by: jhe90
Seeing as we going musical...
Il drop in Justin beibers soul....
Why I bought that... Il never know!
Ooh.. Now that's a scary mix!
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Post by: War Kitten
This needs some more spice!
I'll drop in a bag of ghost chilis...
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Post by: jhe90
Hmm this mix is getting crazy better add something...
Here.
100% pure jerk chicken concentrate!
Oblt the finest brew!
Lets see.. Anyone wanna try this monster!
Il give it a good blend first.. Don,t mind the soul.. It always screams that high pitched.
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Post by: War Kitten
I'll take it!
*slams it*
Feth!
Alright boys, time for a new drink!
I'll start by pouring in some moonshine.
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Post by: A Town Called Malus
I'll add some sunshine
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Post by: War Kitten
How nice of you Malus!
Lemme just add in some gasoline....
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Post by: ZergSmasher
Since no one bothered to name the previous drink, I'm going to call it the Atomic F-bomb!
As for this new concoction, I'll add some Zerg blood.
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Post by: jhe90
Ooh speaking of blood...
Lets make it freaky... Il pour in some of deamonette blood.
You don t know how long it took to get that...
Nice shade... Of whatever colour that is...
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Post by: War Kitten
I think that's lilac...
Lemme just add in some dark spawn blood to darken that a tad