Here's a game called Buy, Sell, Trash

The rules are simple:
One person must write 3 different items in their post.
The next person must then decide which of those 3 they will buy, trash, or sell. Then they will provide 3 more items for the next person to decide on.

For example:
Dakkanaut 1: Cute lizard, cute turtle, cute lettuce
Dakkanaut 2: buy the cute turtle, sell the cute lizard, trash the cute lettuce.
Jacket, shoes, hat
Dakkanaut 3: buy the jacket, sell the shoes, trash the hat. Etc. etc.

Easy right?

I'll start:
iPhone, Samsung phone, Windows phone

P.s: if anyone can guess the idea behind the first example, kudos to you.

Buy the Samsung, sell the Windows, trash the iPhone - death to Apple and their annoying incompatibility!

A Triumph Motorcycle, Lindsay Lohan, and a Taurox Prime

Oh yeah, you read all those right

Buy the Triumph motorcycle, sell the Taurox, trash Lindsay Lohan (assuming she's not already trashed...).

A Wraithknight, a Stormsurge, and an Imperial Knight.

Buy the imperial knight, sell the Stormsurge, trash the wraithknight (Eldar filth... ).

Lamborghini Aventador, Bugatti Veyron, Ferrari LaFerrari

Buy the Ferrari, sell the Bugatti, trash the Lambo (this was literally just I'd rather have the Ferrari - I would always sell the Veyron!)

Xbox One, PS4, Wii U

Buy the PS4, sell the Xbox one, trash the Wii U. Easy

A tank, a dirt bike, a jet pack.

Buy the Jet Pack, Sell the Tank, Trash the Dirt Bike (that was a tough one)

A furnished house, a nightclub and a party boat

buy the party boat, sell the house, trash the nightclub. (That's a tough one)

Rolex watch, Air Jordan shoes (the really expensive ones), or an equally expensive hat. (Never heard of that before but...)

Buy the hat, sell the Rolex, trash the Air Jordan shoes (I really don't care about shoes...).

Space Hulk, Deathwatch: Overkill, Assassinorum: Execution Force.

Buy Deathwatch: Overkill, Sell Space Hulk, Trash A:EF (I have Execution Force, and Space Hulk sells for the most on eBay )

Rock, Paper, Scissors

Trash the paper (recycling!) sell the rock (it could be worth something! some rocks are), and buy the scissors.

A cat, a dog, a frog.

Buy the cat (Cats are amazing pets!), sell the dog (some breeds are very valuable), trash the frog (those suckers carry germs...).

Star Trek, Star Wars, Stargate.

Buy Star Wars, sell Star Trek, trash stargate (pffffftttt...).

Guitar, drum kit, piano

Buy the guitar (never have enough guitars), sell the piano (hoping its a valuable make), trash the drum kit.

Big Mac meal, Mighty Bucket, foot long Sub.

Buy the foot long sub, sell the mighty bucket, trash the big mac meal. Gotta have me that foot long steak

An RV, a Convertible Sports Saloon and a small Yacht

Buy the RV (for fun vacations), sell the yacht (they are worth a lot of $$$), trash the convertible (probably gets terrible gas mileage).

Warhammer Age of Sigmar, Warmachine/Hordes, Malifaux.

Buy Warmahordes, Sell Malifaux, trash Age of Sigmar.

It was a toss up between warmahordes and and maifaux as i'm not too familiar with either.

Han Solo, James T Kirk, Jean Luc Picard

@OP I would totally take the turtle. I can catch a cute caterpillar to help in the second city.

Buy James T Kirk, sell Jean, trash Han Solo (he's broke his leg).

Beer, wine, vodka.

Buy the vodka, sell the wine (who knows, could have aged well), trash the beer (not a fan )

A warm blanket, a soft pillow, and a fluffy mattress.

Buy the blanket, sell the mattress, trash the pillow. I am a champion at sleeping on hard surfaces without a pillow.

Pizza, Bacon, the actress who portrayed Luna Lovegood.

Buy the bacon, sell Evanna Lynch, trash the pizza

I'm one of the few people on earth who hates pizza. even then, bacon is bacon; nothing beats bacon

A Cruise Ship, a 30,000 point army of your choice in 40K, and Keira Knightley

Buy Keira (no regrets), sell the ship, trash the army. (I feel like I've betrayed everyone on this site...)

Melon, banana, grapes

Buy the grapes, sell the melon, trash nanners. Never trust Nanners

EDIT:
Forgot to say the things

The entire Naruto Manga Collection. The entire Fullmetal Alchemist Manga Collection, The entire Pokemon manga collection

Buy the banana, sell the melon, trash the grapes. I love bananas.


Blood Bowl, Dreadball, Guildball.

Buy Blood Bowl, sell guildball, trash dreadball (you might hate me for this but I'm not entirely sure what the second two are )

Call of Duty, Counter-Strike, Halo

Since someone got ninja'd, I guess I'll do both?

Buy the Fullmetal Alchemist collection and Halo, sell CoD and Naruto, trash CS:GO and Pokemon. (I heard FMA is good, and halo is the only one i actually like. CoD sells for more out of the remainder and Naruto has loads of chapters.)

Dakka, Warseer, Bolter and Chainsword (pledge your allegence! )

Buy Dakka, sell BaC, trash Warseer.

A&W Root Beer, Barq's Root Beer, Mug Root Beer.

Buy Barq's, sell Mug, trash A&W. Hmmmmmm...

Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Hunger Games.

(Books, not movies )

Buy GoT, sell Harry Potter, trash Hunger Games. (GoT is the only one I haven't read yet, Harry Potter is probably worth more, and the HG sequels were pitiful imo)

eBay, Amazon, your FLGS.

Buy FLGS, Sell eBay, Trash Amazon

Wh40k, WHFB, AoS (rights to the whole game systems, not the components thereof)

Buy 40k, sell AoS, trash WHFB

Warm soda, off-milk, dirty water

Buy the warm soda (can just put it in the fridge if you don't mind it being flat), sell the dirty water (maybe some rare microbes that can benefit research are in it), trash the off milk (that's just not safe).

Pringles, Rold Gold Pretzels, Chex Mix.

Buy the Pringles (even as expensive they are). sell the Chex Mix and Trash the Rold Gold Pretzles.

Live Grenade, Ticking time-bomb, Unexploded 500lbs bomb.

Buy the unexploded bomb, and place in my enemy's back garden. Sell the ticking time bomb before it goes off. Trash the live grenade in my neighbors back garden.

Nextflix, Amazon Prime, Virgin Media TV (and TV alone)

Buy Netflix, sell Amazon Prime, trash Virgin Media TV (what even is that? )
I just really like Netflix.

A really sweet looking sword, a *badass* hammer, a well-crafted battle axe.

Buy the sword, sell the hammer, trash the axe. (sword is the easiest to use and looks the best, and the hammer probably has more material to melt down.)

Overwatch, TF2, Battleborn

Buy Overwatch (Cyborg ninjas for days), sell TF2, trash Battleborn ('Twas a disappointment).

A brand new TV, new PC, new Phone/tablet

Buy the PC (it has some real good hardware), sell the TV (It's almost certainly HD widescreen flatpack 3D fancy BS, but has less good content than the interwebs, so is good money but useless), trash the SmartPhone (phone/tablet) because contract shenanigans.

£1000, £10,000, £100,000

Buy the £10,000, Sell the £100,000, Trash the £1000 (Tis how you end up with the largest amount.)

Beef, Pork, Chicken

Buy the Chicken (cuz chicken is delicious!), sell the beef (some cuts of beef are really expensive), trash the pork (cuz who wants trichinosis?).

Aliens, Predator, Aliens vs. Predator.

Buy the Alien, you can keep it locked up. Sell the Predator, so it's someone else's problem. Trash AvP, because I don't have an enclosure strong enough for one predator, never mind that gak.

Tank, Helicopter Gunship, Battleship

How you keep something that bleeds acid captive is beyond me, but I'd love to see it happen.

Buy the battleship (because you can do whatever the feth you want on a battleship), sell the helicopter gunship, and trash the tank.

Ebay, Amazon, Craigslist.

Trash Craigslist. Buy Ebay with the money from selling Amazon.


Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew

Buy Coke, sell Pepsi, and trash Mountain Dew.

Cake, brownies, muffins.

Buy the cake, sell the muffins, trash the brownies.

Rock, paper, scissors

Buy the scissors, sell the rock, trash (recycle) the paper.

Dandelion, Rose, Lavender

Buy the rose (I like myself a bit of wine ) Sell the lavender, Trash the Dandelion (they are everywhere in summer).

Normal Flat, Haunted House, Haunted Mansion.

Buy Haunted Flat (it's manageable, entertaining, and probably at a discount), sell the Haunted Mansion (4 da profitz), trash Normal Flat (they suck compared to my Haunted one).

Bottle, Cup, Flask

EDIT: something weird went wrong with DakkaDakka, ignore that

Buy the flask, sell the cup, trash the bottle - in recycling of course

Dawn of War, Command and Conquer, Starcraft

I have no clue what happened with your post GA

Buy DoW ( I was planning on getting it anyway), Sell Starcraft (for that MLG moneh), Trash CoC (rip).

5kg weights, 10kg weights, 25kg weights.

Buy 25 Kg weights, sell 10 Kg, trash 5 Kg. Get pumped or gtfo noob.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee

 WarbossDakka wrote:
I have no clue what happened with your post GA

For some reason it was only showing Selym's answer as the most recent, with no page 2. Did a refresh and it got back to normal before it got too embarrassing

Buy Norris, sell Lee, trash Schwarzenegger. No hard feelings Arnie

A Slayer Sword Prize, Excalibur, and a Witchblade

Buy the Witchblade (Fleshbane and Armourbane ftw), sell Excalibur (it's almost certainly still in it's rock, and some king somewhere will pay a ton of money for it), trash Slayer Sword Prize (undeserved trophy).

Humanity, Morality, Happiness

That's actually a really tough one...

Buy humanity (you can't have the other things without in my dictionary), sell morality, trash happiness... Why??????? Y you do dis?

A free movie ticket, a free music concert ticket, a free MLG (or similar) show ticket.

Buy free movie ticket (it's free), sell concert ticket (I may have gotten it for free, but resale sites don't care), trash MLG ticket (they suck).

Law, Order, Justice

I am determined to take this to dark places.

Then dark places we shall go Buy Justice (how would you price that anyways?), sell Order, trash Law

Family, friends and your lover(s)

Have fun with that one

For some reason it was only showing Selym's answer as the most recent, with no page 2. Did a refresh and it got back to normal before it got too embarrassing

No problem mate .

Easy. Buy family. Sell lovers. Trash friends. (My mates always are out to mock each other anyway. We're all used to it by now )

Death, Life, Acceptance.

I'm right there with you Selym

Buy Life (it's what we're here for), sell Death (I may become a murderer to fullfil this, otherwise I've just made us all immortal), trash Acceptance (it doesn't exist anyway).

Sight, Hearing, Touching

Buy sight, sell hearing, trash touch.

Artemis Fowl, Redwall, Percy Jackson

(For those who don't know enough to reply to that)
Nectarines, Peaches, Plums

Since I do know enough about all those things, I'll answer both. Hehehehehehe...

Buy Artemis Fowl (grew up with that), sell Redwall (kinda liked it), trash Percy Jackson (movies ruined it for me).

Buy peaches, sell plums, trash Nectarines.

Airbrush, Paintbrush, tablet (you know, the ones for photoshop and that).

Buy tablet (Only one I haven't got), Sell the airbrush, Trash paintbrush (Airbrushes are expensive!)

Any 1 Video game, any 1 Movie, any 1 anime series.

Buy a video game (I choose Space Marine for all the good memories ) sell a movie (don't think this matters, but make it Avatar because people liked that for not much reason) and trash the anime series - I don't like anime at all

Plastic Steel Legion, Plastic Goff Rockers, Plastic Praetorians

Buy plastic Steel Legion (gimme my plastic GW-legal gas masks, damnit!), sell Plastic Praetorians (dunno what they are, but they sound expensive), trash Goff Rockers (GW will never be awesome enough to do it right).

Time, Space, Consciousness

Buy space (I mean, it's space), Sell time (someone will find a use for it), Trash consciousness (sleep's underated!)

Childhood, Memories, Family

Buy childhood (I will be young forever!), sell memories (someone needs them), trash family (I got beef).

Knowledge, Understanding, Self-Awareness


Btw, conscious is what you are now. Sleeping is unconsciousness. Gratz Warboss, you have all of space and are unrestricted by time, but you can't do anything because you now sleep forever.

 Selym wrote:
sell Plastic Praetorians (dunno what they are, but they sound expensive)

Praetorians are these guys!



Aren't they awesome?

Buy Understanding, sell Knowledge (would probably sell well to the right buyer), trash Self Awareness (to hell with that )

A Desert Island, a Vietnamese resort, an Alabaman Farm

Buy desert island (I've always wanted my own island!), sell Alabaman farm (cuz cash crops can be worth lots of $$$), trash Vietnamese resort (because who's been lining up to go to sunny Vietnam?).

Flamer, Plasmagun, Meltagun.

Buy the flamer (BURN! BURN! BURN!), sell the Meltagun, trash the plasma gun (I am not lucky with those dice rolls, don't think it would change in real life )

A Rubik's cube, a jigsaw puzzle, a 3D wood puzzle thingy.

Buy 3D wood puzzle (makes a fire), sell jigsaw (some are valuable), trash Rubik's cube (sod that).

Death Masque, Dark Vengeance, AoBR

I did say sleep was underrated Selym

Buy Death Masque (it hasn't come out yet, and is an absolute bargain!), Sell AoBR (it's older and better value), Trash Dark Vengeance (never was bothered by it)

GW, Mantic, Corvus Belli

Buy Corvus Belli (love infinity), sell GW (they're huge and probs worth the most), trash Mantic (don't really play any of their games...).

An average house of some sort, an apartment, a mansion/castle.

Buy the house (can't go wrong with that), Sell the mansion (couldn't afford it anyway ), Trash the apartment.

A job, a loan, a share/stock.

Buy a job, sell a share, and trash a loan.


Thousand Sons, World Eaters, Sons of Horus.

Buy the sons of Horus (they're my favourite), sell the world eaters (someone might want a PMC like that), trash the thousand sons.

Tea, coffee, plain water

Buy the tea (I love tea), sell the coffee, and trash the water.


Winter Assault, Dark Crusade, and Soulstorm.

Buy Soulstorm (Ultimate Apocalypse Mod), sell Dark Crusade (best DoW game to date), trash Winter Assault (meh).

The Internet, The Matrix, An Apple Mac

Buy the Internet (uhhh duh), sell the Apple Mac, trash the Matrix. I feel like I just betrayed so many people at once...

A single toothpick, a paper clip, a small branch

Buy a paper clip, Sell a branch, Trash a toothpick.

Sci-Fi, romance, comedy (all tv series)

Buy the sci fi (they can have comedy too!) sell the comedy, trash the romance (too much cheese)

a Goff Army, an Evil Sunz Army, a Bad Moonz Army

Buy the Bad Moonz (Datz 'ow dey wurk, innt), sell the Goffz (Gazza wantz sum teef fer hiz pet Yarrik), trash the Evil Sunz (coz they iz a lotta poncey buggy ridaz).

Dakkadakka, Bolter & Chainsword, /tg/

Buy DakkaDakka (I'm no heretic! ), sell Bolter and Chainsword, trash /tg/

An oven, a stove cooktop, an open fire.

Buy an open fire, sell the oven, trash the stove.

Watermelon, melon, melon inside a watermelon.

Buy a Watermelon (Yum! ), sell the Melon inside a watermelon (2 fruits in 1! Literally!), trash the melon (don't quite enjoy them).

A skateboard, a bicycle, a scooter

Buy the skateboard, sell the bicycle, trash the scooter.

Citadel paints, Vallejo paints, Army Painter paints.

Buy the Vallejo paints (they're my favourite), Sell the GW paint (they cost a fortune), Trash the AP paints (never used them).

Fruit. veg, meat.

Buy the meat (life without bacon is no life at all) sell the fruit, trash the veggies. Then slowly die from a terrible diet

A Bike with a minigun strapped to the front, a Sports Car with a Missile Launcher that pops out of the boot, and a Battle Tank

Buy the Battle Tank (Leman Russ please), sell the Sports Car thingy (most expensive probs), scrap the Bike.

Sand, Dust, Dirt. 1kg of each.

Buy the dirt, I can grow something
Sell the sand
Trash the dust

A purple sofa, 300 kilos of roast potatos and solid lead warlord titan

Buy the potatoes, sell the Titan, trash the sofa (don't need anymore )

1 anime, 1 manga (graphic novel), 1 live action movie. All of your choice.

Buy the anime (you get more episodes out of it than the book), Sell the manga, Trash the live action movie (they're all pretty terrible if you're referring to an anime adaptation)

EDIT: Isn't Live Die Repeat based off a Japanese light novel? I really liked that movie.

SixT4Pixels, Selym, General Annoyance. Please refrain from being insulting.

Buy GA (Could use an ally), sell Me (I'm valuable), trash ST4P (dunno who you are, sorry).

Ork Nob, Genestealer, Guardsman

Buy Jeanstealer (they shall steal the jeans of my enemies), Sell the Nob (already have one of those ) Trash the Guardsman (dime a dozen)

Cat, dog, hamster.

Buy the dog (woof woof ), sell the cat (they don't like water, I do), trash the hamster (they're nice but...).

Your brain, your heart, your lungs.

P.S: @Selym I don't really know anyone of this site anyway, it's all good!

Buy my brain (it won't work without me, too unusual), sell my heart (feth that thing), trash my lungs (machine breathing ftw!)

Plastic Mini, Resin Mini, Metal Mini

 Selym wrote:
Buy GA (Could use an ally)

Ohh Sel, you're making me blush furiously

Buy Plastic (plastic crack is the best crack) sell Metal (thems be antiques most likely!) and trash Resin (because finecast exists)


A Dummies Guide for Pyromancy, Biomancy and Telepathy

Buy Biomancy (Would I like to punch a tank to death? Yes. Do I want to make myself resistant to damage? Yes.), sell Pyromancy (arsonists get paid well, they can afford my prices), trash Telepathy (KEEP OUTTA MAH HEAD).

Force Stave, Force Axe, Force Sword

Buy the force axe (swinging that thing around, who can stop me? ), sell the sword (also very unstoppable in the right hands), trash the force stave (pfffttttt... Psykers and their staves...)

A sock, a glove, a beanie (each with a complete koala design!).

Buy the sock (to make up for the odd one we all have) Sell the beanie, Trash the glove (people would rather have a beanie than 1 glove).

The dragon balls, any singular medicine (even that haven't been invented yet), any company of your choice.

Buy the medicine (it cures mortality), sell Microsoft (yaay near-infinite money for life!), trash the Dragon Balls (I'm not sure what they are, but they sound powerful).

Doritos, Walkers, McCoy's

Buy doritos (all the MLG sponsership), Sell Walkers (I think they're bigger than McCoys) Trash McCoys (they're actually my favourite out the 3, but is the smallest company unfortunately).

Levi's, Primark, Superdry

Buy Primark (I want to ask Magnus a few questions), sell Levi's (dem Genestealers gonna pay me before looting me nao), trash Superdry (do they do dry cleaning?).

Keyboard, Computer Mouse, Monitor

Buy the Mouse (useful if you find yourself with a laptop), sell the Monitor (could be a good one), trash the Keyboard (no need for a laptop)

Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Sarah Palin. Choose wisely friends

O gawd y.

Buy Sarah Palin, could be amusing. Thankfully she's to dumb to do anything. Properly, at least.
Sell Hillary Clinton, dangerous as feth but at least she knows not to start WW3.
Trash Donald J Trumpf. I think it's obvious why.

United States of America, United Kingdom, Russia

Buy the UK (it probably would cost me £10 once we leave the EU ), Sell USA (lotsa money), Trash Russia (even if I bought Russia, I'd probably end up being killed for it).

Past GW products (RT, Epic etc), current GW products (5-7th ed 40k, 7th-AoS), future GW products (whatever 8th is like, future AoS releases)

Buy past GW products (no harm in returning to the days of old ), sell current GW products (they're worth the most anyway probs), trash future stuff (I feel like moving away from 40k and AoS to other games anyway).

Unicorn, Pegasus, griffon

Buy the Griffon (badass flying mount with claws and a vicious beak), sell the Pegasus (magical flying horse, Tesco would pay a lot to make them into excellent beefburgers), trash the Unicorn (friendship is magic, and magic is heresy).

Ultramarine bodyguard, Imperial Fist bodyguard, Blood Angel bodyguard

Buy the Ultramarine bodyguard (he will have extremely strong plot armour), sell the Imperial Fist (not enough Ultramarines) and trash the Blood Angel (no blue here either)

Tea with milk, Tea with sugar, Tea with milk and sugar. Hint - sugar is heresy

(If sugar is heresy, well, I'm done for... )
Buy tea with milk, sell tea with both, trash tea with sugar.
(Is that the best way to do that?)

Pokemon Red, Pokemon blue, Pokemon yellow (nostalgia trip!)

Buy red (the best ofc), Sell blue, Trash yellow.

DoW 1, DoW 2, DoW 3. They have all expansions.

Buy DOW2 (out of the two already out, the one I easily had the most fun with), sell DOW3 (new game, most cash), trash DOW1 (sorry not sorry, you kinda suck looking back)

A MEKA suit, a Sentinel (armoured or scout) and a Titanfall Titan.

Buy the Sentinel (yey fandom), sell MEKA (sounds expensive), trash Titanfall Titan (Ew).

A warcry: Methul Bawkses, Stehl Reighn, Hwee Haff Captoored Eet Foar Kayoss

OOC: What heresy is this, rejecting DoW1? Easily the best set of games made using GW IP.

 Selym wrote:
sell MEKA (sounds expensive)

It also sounds extremely awesome at least you didn't trash it, then you'd make a big fan of D.VA sad

OOC: What heresy is this, rejecting DoW1? Easily the best set of games made using GW IP.

DOW2 had better dialogue, story and combat. When I went back to DOW1 it was kinda crummy; it hasn't aged very well imo as a strategy title, whereas plenty of people still play DOW2 multiplayer.

Buy Stehl Reighn, sell Kayosss, trash Methul Bawkses - sorry Boreale, just not as funny as these ones taken out of context:



Pulse Carbine, Stalker Bolter, Gauss Flayer

Buy pulse carbine (I wouldn't have to be a weightlifter just to pick it up), Sell Gauss Flayer (I bet someone would like to research this), Trash Stalker Bolter.

Gold medal at the Olympics, Premier League Cup, WWE Heavyweight Championship.

Trash the wwe belt. Its all acting.

Buy the medal, its all silver. Well 92%

Sell the trophy for a nice payday

A vortex grenade, a suit of power armour, advanced medical technology.

Buy advanced medical technology (everyone will come to me! I can control them! Bahahahahahahaha! ), sell suit of power armour (if we're talking space marines I wouldn't even fit into that...), trash vortex grenade.

Your head, both of your arms, both of your legs.

Trash the head. It was never useful anyway

Average car, van, bus.

Buy the Van, Sell the Bus, Trash the car.


Bell, Book, Candle.

Buy the bell, sell the book, trash the candle. Idk...

Carpet, tiles, carpet tiles.

Buy the tiles, easy to clean.
Sell the carpet, I like hard floors
Trash the carpet tiles.

The titanic, a private jet and a solid gold flying unicorn

Buy the Solid Gold Unicorn (yolo right? ), sell the Private Jet (I'll get the money to buy a yacht), trash the Tita- oh wait...

An Ingot of Gold, 10 Pendants of Silver, 20 Axes of Bronze

Buy pendants of silver (since it's the cheapest), Sell the Gold (of course), Trash the Axes (I don't want to go to jail thanks).

Pet robot, pet bird, mini pet dragon.

Buy the dragon (it's mini, but hey, it's a DRAGON!), sell the robot (people like that stuff), trash the bird (too many of those things).

Bottle of water, bottle of soda, tea/coffee.

Buy the tea. British. What else can I do

Sell water, trash soda. Water oddly is more expensive in places.

A trip to the moon
700 foot luxury yacht
God like body and looks with no effert or exercise to maintain.

Buy the godlike body (would that it were so easy...), sell the 700 foot yacht (yachts are worth a lot of money), trash the trip to the moon (nothing there really worth seeing, just a bunch of rocks).

Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden.

You're actually kidding right Zerg? That is a serious moral dilemma you've given me right there... *sigh* Lets give it a shot...

Buy Osama Bin Laden (misclick across the keyboard and you'll write Obama instead), sell Stalin, trash Hitler. Jeez.

Gandhi, Dalai Lama, Martin Luther King Jr. (If the latter or Gandhi were still alive).

Buy Ghandi, Sell Martin Luther, Trash Dali Lama


Ford Mustang, Chevy Camero, Dodge Challenger

Buy the Dodge Challenger, Sell the Mustang, Trash the Camero.

Land, Sea, Sky.

Sell the land, most valuable
Buy the sea, a boat be nice?? Fishing maybe.

Trash the air. Air. What's air. Cannot quantify it

Mug
Tumbler
Wine glass

Buy the tumbler, sell the wine glass, trash the mug.

Gummy bear, gummy snakes, jelly babies

Buy Jelly Babies (not anything better), sell the bears (most popular) trash the snakes (meh)

Now for the age old debate - Milk Chocolate, White Chocolate, Dark Chocolate. Choose wisely my friends

Buy the dark chocolate (its healthier than the others), sell the milk chocolate (kids love that stuff), trash the white chocolate (its not even really chocolate).

An M16, an AK47, an AUG-A3.

Buy the AK (if it's an actual AK, and not a fake, it's actually a reliable weapon), sell the M16 (they were pretty good back in the day), trash the AUG (it was used by the Aussie military, and isn't anymore for a reason).

Leather, Steel, Iron

Buy steel, best for building things
Sell iron. Good raw materials
Trash leather. Cheapest..

Ability to aperate. (teleport)
Instant healing
Able to selectively read minds

Buy instant healing (I can be like Deadpool! ), sell ability to teleport (that's cool and all, but not as cool), trash the ability to selectively read minds (I can read their minds but I can't do anything else to it ).

Boltgun, Pulse Rifle, Shuriken Catapult .

Buy pulse rifle. There human scaled
Sell shurikan but tell no one its a phycicly fired and rake in cash
Trash bolter as no one can fire that thing.

Tea , coffee , vodka

Buy Tea (errday), sell Coffee (could sell some of that poop coffee for 500 bucks a kilo ), trash Vodka (petrol has a better smell and taste than that gak)

A Dairy Milk bar, a pack of Millions, and some Cobalt 5 Gum

Buy Dairy Milk (some of the best chocolate), Sell Cobalt 5 (can be fairly expensive), Trash the Millions.

Steak, Spaghetti Meatballs, Curry.

Buy the curry (spicy food is delicious!), sell the steak (some cuts are expensive), trash the spaghetti and meatballs (can get more easily).

A blaster rifle, a phaser, a Goa'uld staff weapon.

Buy the blaster rifle, sell the Phaser, trash the Goa'uld staff weapon (I don't know what that is! )

Beats, Bose, Sony (headphones).

Buy Sony, Sell Bose (sounds more expensive) Trash Beats.

Laptop, unassembled desktop, Smartphone (of your choosing)

Buy the unassembled desktop (I've built one or two before), sell the laptop (some are waaaaaaay overpriced), trash smartphone (not as useful as the other two).

Katana (feudal Japan), Longsword (medieval era), Scimitar (16th century).

Sell the katana. There as weapons go finicky and take years of training.
Buy the long sword, simple, solid and reliable. (and often used better base steel than Japan)

Trash the scimitar

Donald trump
Sarah Palin
George w bush

Buy: Sarah Palin - She can cook
Sell: Donald trump - He's worth Millions
Trash: George w bush - He's Old

McDonalds
Burger King
Wendy's

Buy Burger King (well, Hungry Jack's down here in Oz), sell McDonalds (easily worth the most, being global and all), trash Wendy's (don't have that here ).

Toyota, Nissan, Ford

buy the Toyota. that stuff lasts forever, good one to own

sell ford, there worth alot as a company

trash nissan

(Transform into...)

Space Marine
Eldar
pyrovore

Buy Eldar (arrogance and beauty ftw ) Sell Space Marines (that armour's worth a few quid I'd say) trash the Pyrovore (terrible xenos filth)

Adamantium, Plasteel, Ceramite

I honestly can't remember which is tougher.

Buy the plasteel (sounds really useful for piping or something), Sell Ceramite (I can imagine good old 'Muricuh will like that), Trash Adamantium (feel free to interchange with ceramite if I have them mixed up)

Being telepathic, being invisible at will, being a psyker.

Buy invisibility (all kinds of possibilities, heh heh heh...), sell telepathy (some might like it, but I don't want to know what most people are thinking), trash being a psyker (cuz perils of the warp sucks!).

James Bond's 1965 Aston Martin DB5, K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider, Bumblebee (the Transformer).

Buy Aston Martin...it's Bond's best wheels, sell Bumblebee...I don't like yellow, trash KITT...only thing with horizontally scanning red lights should be a Cylon.


Playboy Mansion, International Space Station, Bat Cave

Buy the Playboy Mansion because I need a new house (seriously). Sell the International Space Station (It probably costs quite a bit), Trash the Bat Cave.

Stormcast Warrior Chamber, Space Marine Company, Star Trek Enterprise crew.

Buy SM Company (I need the firepower rn), sell STE's crew (The USA will pay a pretty penny for celebs with ftl travel information), trash Stormcast Warrior Chamber.

The ability to move left. The ability to move right. The ability to jump.

Buy the ability to jump, Sell the ability to go right, Trash left (you don't really need to move sideways. You can kind of just look in a certain direction and go)

1 Eldar, 1 Commisar, 1 Aspiring Champion

Buy 1 Eldar, dems a good high class hooker. Sell. Aspiring Champion to Slaanesh for protection for my Eldar. Trash the Commissar to sweeten the deal with the dark gods.

The funny Cyphillis, psychological trauma, execution by decapitation.

Buy Syphilis (even saying that makes me giggle, but seriously, that's way better than either of the other options), sell Decapitation (not the worst way to go if it's done right I guess) and trash Psychological Trauma (probably the least pleasant)

A Plastic Bag, a Brown Paper Bag, a Bag for Life

Buy bag for life. It lasts forever and free replacement.

Sell plastic. People buy it.

Trash paper.

Thunderhawk
Iron man suit
Land raider

Buy the Iron Man suit
Sell the thunder hawk
Trash the land raider

A banjo, a harp, a cello

Buy the banjo (I love some good banjo music!), sell the cello (some of them are worth a lot of money), trash the harp (I can hear harp music when I go to heaven. Until then, no thanks...).

Juggernaut of Khorne, Disc of Tzeentch, Steed of Slaanesh.

*sell jogonoart....there hard to tame even for a pace marines

Buy the disc. Flying is always fun

Sell slenesh... There creeepy

A real life telly tubby
A house elf
A oygan with a top hat. Monicle and a full suit.

*sell jogonoart....there hard to tame even for a pace marines

Buy the disc. Flying is always fun

Sell slenesh... There creeepy

A real life telly tubby
A house elf
A oygan with a top hat. Monicle and a full suit.

Buy a house elf, Sell a telly tubby (some kid would want that), Trash oygan.

Buy, Sell, Trash

Buy Sell because selling stuff is a good way to make money. Sell Trash, because one man's junk is another man's treasure. Trash Buy, because buying too much crap can land you in debt.

Khorne Lord of Skulls, Necron Tesseract Vault, Imperial Guard Baneblade.

Sell the babeblade... Someone loves military hardware.

Buy the tesaract.... Technology I can sell, and make money off.

Trash lord of skulls... Meh chaos..

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Terra (40k)
Earth (star trek)
Earth (halo)

Buy Halo Earth, sell 40k Terra, trash Star Trek earth. Never liked Star Trek.

A cow, a chicken, a pig.

Buy the chicken (mmm chicken), Sell the cow (bigger so probably worth more), Trash the pig (rip pig).

Being able to drive, being able to ride a motorcycle, being able to fly a plane

Buy flying a plane. Fkyibf a airline could be a more fun job.

Sell driving a car. Not as cool as plane

Trash bike. Planes better

Pikachu, a unicorn. A kitten.

Buy the kitten (cats are amazing pets), sell the Pikachu (some laboratory somewhere would pay good money to be able to figure out how his electrical powers work), trash the unicorn (cuz friendship is magic, and magic is HERESY!).

A Fenrisian Wolf, a Flesh Hound of Khorne, a Kroot Hound.

Buy the Fenrisian Wolf (is the most normal), Sell the Flesh Hound of Khorne (some guy on eBay is gonna have a really bad day), Trash the Kroot (never liked the Kroot anyway).

The Emperor's toe, Trump's nose, Chuck Norris's pinky finger.

Sell toenail... It could have god powers in it to reseach.

Buy the finger. The finger shall make me strong lol

Trash nose of Couse....

Sheild heli carrier
Stark tower
Palace of Versailles.

Buy: shield halo carrier (so I can float above the foes muahahaha)
Sell: Palace of Versailles (worth a lot with paintings on the door hinges or so I hear)
Trash: Stark Tower (good ol' Tony can find somewhere else)

A Blood Angel, Dark Angel, or Grey Knight?

Buy the Grey Knight (I just smashed my mirror, good replacement), Sell Blood Angel, Trash Dark Angel (actually prefer the DA, but the amount of gold BAs have on them is ridiculous...)

Bow, Crossbow, Javelin

Buy Crossbow (they're like the crappy sniper rifles of the 1600s)
Sell the Javelin (they look cool sometimes)
Trash the bow (I've tried, I've failed...).

KFC, McDonald's, Hungry Jack's (or Burger King or whatever it's called )

Buy a McDonalds (tasty), Sell the Burger King (last time I remember I went to one it was pretty steep for what you got), Trash the KFC (waaaay too much grease)

Land Raider, Wave Serpent, Devilfish

Buy the Land Raider (despite being uncompetitive these days they are pretty robust), sell the Wave Serpent (lots of Eldar players will want some), trash the Devilfish (costs way too many points for what it does).

Lost Patrol, Kill Team, Gorechosen.

Buy the kill team (it's a great ruleset), sell Lost Patrol (not worth it imo), and trash Gorechosen (for no particular reason)

Sternguard, Wyvern, AoS

Buy the Sternguard (good unit), sell the Wyvern (lots of Guard players would want it, and I don't play Guard), trash AoS ('cuz no one around me plays it really).

Imperial Knight Warden, Imperial Knight Paladin, Imperial Knight Errant.

Buy the Warden (big minigun), Sell the Errant (magma cannon probably good for boiling eggs), Trash the Paladin (battle cannon is clearly the least badass).

Toilet seat, Fist, Lightning bolt.

Trash the toilet seat (real men go standing up), sell the Fist (you have two), buy the Lightning Bolt (become Zeus!)

Imperial Guard Infantry Squad, Diamond, Dark Eldar Raider

Buy the raider, sell the diamond, trash the Guardsmen (that's all they're good for...)

A pickle, John Cena and Angron in a pony suit.

Buy the pickle (don't even like pickles), Sell John Cena (all the merch sales), Trash Angron (just no).

Fiction, non-Fiction, neither.

Trash neither that's not a category.

Buy fiction. It makes more money in long run.

Sell non fiction.

Fulgrim the primarch
Donald trump
The halo flood.

Buy the Flood (I'll keep it contained, ready to use as a scorched-earth policy), sell Donald Trump (he's worth millions), trash Fulgrim (A Slaanesh worshipper? No thanks.)

A Star Destroyer, the U.S.S. Enterprise (Original Series), the Battlestar Galactica (from the 1978 series).

Buy the Star Destroyer, Sell the Enterprise (some fan will buy it), trash the Galactica (no particular reason(

Deathwatch Overkill, A car, A beautiful painting

Sell the Car, trash Deathwatch Overkill, buy the beautiful painting and hope your kids will be fething rich when the artist is dead and famous.



a Battleship of WW1 ( your pick ), a ship of the line of the age of sails ( your pick ), a 212A Submarine.

Buy the battleship. Get the grand old lady HMS warspite.

Heck of a tourist attraction and historic for serving intwo world wars with battle honours.

Sell the ship of line. There classy.

Trash sub. Meh metal tube.

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Vlad the impaler, 200 tons of ben and jerrys icecream, your batman.

Buy the Ben & Jerry's. That stuff is AMAZING!
Sell Vlad. Someone would pay him to impale someone for them.
Trash the batman (I assume you mean batman in the british military sense rather than the Dark Knight). I don't need one.

Space Marine Gladius Strike Force, Necron Decurion, Tau Hunter Contingent.

Buy the Gladius, but I'm biased.

Sell the Decurion, eager Necron players will buy it

Trash the Hunter Contingent, no particular reason

Burning of Prospero, Imperial Knight, Fall of Cadia

Buy Burning of Prospero, the models are gorgeous!

Sell Imperial Knight, because lots of players would pay for it.

Trash Fall of Cadia, because I can't really use it with my armies.

Ordo Xenos Inquisitor, Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor, Ordo Malleus Inquisitor

Buy Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor - Nuns with guns and all that.
Sell Ordo Malleus Inquisitor - Probably get a good price, Daemons being the bother that they are and all.
Trash Ordo Xenos Inquisitor - The world's got enough Xenophobia!

Ice Tea, Ice Coffee, Ice Wine

Buy Ice Tea. Mmhh,Tea...
Sell Iced Wine and hope it stays cold.
Trash Iced Coffee. Coffee=Heresy.

EmberlordofFire, Ghengis Khan, Donald Trump.

Buy Genghis Khan...who doesn't want a Mongolian warlord?
Sell EmberlordofFire...views on coffee are unacceptable.
Trash Donald Trump...each and every day!


Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Facial Tissue

Buy toilet tissue, that stuff's like gold dust in my house!
Sell paper towels, use them loads in work.
Trash facial tissue - toilet tissue does the job!

Cider - Beer - Spirit's

buy the cider, that stuffs good in UK

sell the spirits, they get a better price per bottle than beer. saves weight to cargo value yo!

trash beer... sorry beer.. you just don't sell high ernough

a Lada estate car that never runs out of fuel-
unlimited never ending magic paint thats just the right colour -
your own pet unidragon that smites your foes and then turns into a unicorn.

Hmm...

Sell the car because that's going to be a ton of cash, trash the paint because I can just buy my own, keep the dragon because Dragon


Xbox Controller
Playstation Controller
Steam Controller

Buy the EggsBox controller (I could use another one).
Sell the Steam controller.
Trash Playstation. BOOO!


A left-wing socialist, a white supremacist and Jeff.

Buy Jeff, he's a great guy
Sell the Socialist, it's funny as all hell to see that play.out
Trash the white supremacist, we have enough issues with that sort of thing as is.

Laptop, Plastic Glue, and a Ferrari

Buy Plastic Glue...you can never have enough, amirite!
Sell the Ferrari...no Autobahns near me, so it's going to get chewed up in city driving.
Trash the Laptop...rage against the machine!!!!!


Scrambled Eggs, Eggs Benedict, Egg Salad

Buy Eggs Benedict: Never tried it.
Sell Scrambled Eggs: You can make some good money off of that
Trash Egg Salad: Many people dislike it.

Warhound Titan, Reaver Titan, Warlord Titan

Sell the warhound.. Oop Lucius pattern maybe sell good..

Buy warlord as just... Cool.

Trash reaver.. Sorry.. But warlord is bigger now...

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A genie with a drinking problem and a love of trains

A elf princess with a massive caffeine addiction.

A dwarf who mines gold and smokes more weed than Jamaica and snoop dog combined.

Buy the princess, caffeine addictions are commonplace these days so we'd have something in common

Sell the genie, everyone wants one.

Trash the Dwarf, no smoking in my house!

A smurf (not the 40k kind), a waffle, and a partridge in a pear tree

Buy the partridge in a pear tree...because I'm a bit of a tree hugger.
Sell the waffle...it's been sitting out too long and got hard.
Trash the Smurf...explanation not required.


D6, D10, D20

But the d6 ... I have games that use those.

Sell d20... The rpg players use em.

Trash d10 as middley... Ita kinda meh. The d20 can do it.

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Time travel to watch a legendry band in concert at peak.

A talking squid that predicts the future and wears a monicle.

The greatest, most delicious, most epic waffle every conceived by mankind ever possible.

Buy the waffle. I love waffles!
Sell the time travel trip. Someone would pay well for it, I'm sure, and I'm not really into music myself.
Trash the talking squid. That sounds really creepy.

The planet Mars, the planet Venus, the planet Mercury.

Buy Mars (Ave Deus Omnissiah), Sell Mercury (sweet mining opportunities), trash Venus.

A lizard person, a 1m cube made of chocolate, and an OSHA manual.

But the lizzard person... You never know might be a alright person...

Sell the chocolate.. I cannot eat that much!

Trash the osha manual... I have google..
Its boring.

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The uss infinity.. (halo)

The speranaza (40k ark mechanicous)

Super star destroyer. (star wars)

Sell the Super Star Destroyer ( soo many € ..)
Buy the Speranza ( an Ark Mechanicus...)
Trash the Infinity ( Halo ? who ? )

a Ticket of:

a) 1x artillery barrage delivered at a position of your choice, performed by the Emperors own Imperial Guard , guaranteed a minimum of 1 Regiment to be at your service.

b) tea and cookies with Mr Roboute Gulliman, he surely signs your copy of codex astartes if you ask nicely.

c) a company of currently homeless Cadians come to visit for a month, the Honor to house and to feed them is yours!

Buy: 1x artillery barrage delivered at a position of your choice, performed by the Emperors own Imperial Guard , guaranteed a minimum of 1 Regiment to be at your service...I know exactly where this barrage is going!

Sell: tea and cookies with Mr Roboute Gulliman, he surely signs your copy of codex astartes if you ask nicely...Don't care about SmurfMarines, but some people will pay dearly for this.

Trash: a company of currently homeless Cadians come to visit for a month, the Honor to house and to feed them is yours...Get the hell out of my house you home planet-losing bums!


Dinner with Guy Fieri
Dinner with Anthony Bourdain
Dinner with Andrew Zimmern

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Buy: 1x artillery barrage delivered at a position of your choice, performed by the Emperors own Imperial Guard , guaranteed a minimum of 1 Regiment to be at your service...I know exactly where this barrage is going!

Sell: tea and cookies with Mr Roboute Gulliman, he surely signs your copy of codex astartes if you ask nicely...Don't care about SmurfMarines, but some people will pay dearly for this.

Trash: a company of currently homeless Cadians come to visit for a month, the Honor to house and to feed them is yours...Get the hell out of my house you home planet-losing bums!


Dinner with Guy Fieri
Dinner with Anthony Bourdain
Dinner with Andrew Zimmern

Buy: Dinner with Anthony Bourdain cause that dude knows good food places and doesn't do all of that weird gak (most of the time) that Zimmern does

Sell: Dinner with Andrew Zimmern you know someone would want to eat with him (probably those food hipsters)

Trash: Dinner with Guy Fieri, I can just look up good local places on my own

A house in the city
A house in the suburbs
A house in the country

Buy the house in the country, because I'd love to be able to see all the stars at night without light polllution spoiling it (I love astronomy!).
Sell the house in the suburbs, because plenty of people would be interested in it.
Trash the house in the city, except some poor family has probably already done that.

Triumvirate of the Imperium
Triumvirate of Ynnead
Triumvirate of the Primarch

Trash ynnead as I not collect space elves.

Buy impirium as they look fun to paint.

Sell primarch as everyone after that's stuff right now.

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Apple
Google
Dakka Dakka.

Buy Google...I now control the world's search premier engine, mwahahahahaha, show me the money.

Sell Apple...I already got a new Smart Phone.

Trash Dakka Dakka...Have you seen the OT Forum? Nuke it!


Square
Triangle
Octagon

sell octogon. its the UFC, worth a few billion

buy the sqaure, its useful shape to put things on.

trash triangle. not comfey seat or side table...


magical self refilling fridge
a car that does 1000 miles to the gallon
the Hound from GOT to deliver put downs of legend for you at your foes...

Buy the car. I need a new one
Sell the fridge. That gak is worth a fortune
Trash the Hound. Too crazy for me...

Failbbadon the armless, Creed, Eldrad

Buy Eldrad, could be useful.
Sell Creeeeeeeeeeeed (to the forces of chaos)
Trash Abbadon.


A pig, a cow, a tractor

Buy the pig (be makin some bacon)
Sell the cow ( for some lucky beans)
Trash the tractor ( way too slow)

Rock, paper , scissors

Buy the paper (so many uses).
Sell the scissors (some kinds cost a lot).
Trash the rock (because I can find another for free if I want).

Roboute Guilliman, Cypher, Grand Master Voldus.

Roboute Guilliman, Cypher, Grand Master Voldus.

Buy Cypher...he's cool!
Sell Roboute Guilliman...the Imperium will pay nicely to have blue boy back.
Trash GM Voldus...I hate pretentious gits with flowery titles.

Oysters, Clams, Mussels

Buy oysters, they make pearls, genuine pearls have value.

Sell clams as they kinda cool. Mermaids need homes for storing shell biknis

Trash mussels... Meh.

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Dumbledore with elder wand
Gandalf the white
Nigal farage with super powers and a monicle wearing squid side kick.

Keep Gandalf, sell Nigal (don't know ) trash Dumbledore because Harry potter is trash



Hotshot lasgun, flamer, plasma pistol

Hotshot lasgun, flamer, plasma pistol

Buy Plasma Pistol...they glow and make nice night lights!
Sell Flamer...someone will pay dearly for 'Nid protection.
Trash Hotshot Lasgun...if it ain't a slugga, it's trash!

Reuben, BLT, Monte Cristo(all sandwiches)

Buy the monste cristo . Maybe interesting to try.

Sell BLT. Kinda general...

Trash the Reuben... Yeah... Needed to trash one.

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Danyeres targarian (got blonde woman with dragons)

Captain janeway (voyger)

Princess Leia (star wars)

Choose carefully

Danyeres targarian (got blonde woman with dragons), Captain janeway (voyger), Princess Leia (star wars)

Buy Leia...it's all about the Slave Barge outfit.
Sell DT...people pay big bucks for flying reptile handlers and their pets.
Trash Janeway...something just not right with that ST incarnation.


Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads

Buy redheads sell blondes trash brunettes



Games workshop, black library forge world

,forge world

Oh no the thread is dead

No no...
It shall not die on our watch!

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Plastic sisters of battle.
Plastic thunderhawk
Plastic life size build your own matt ward on a giant sprue.

Buy plastic Thunderhawk. I'd love to see one in Dark Angels colors, especially if I'm the one who painted it!
Sell plastic Sisters. I don't play Sisters, but I know of plenty of people who would pay me a lot to have them.
Trash plastic Matt Ward. I really don't have to justify this, do I?
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Citadel paints.
Vallejo paints.
Privateer Press Formula P3 paints.

Citadel paints. Vallejo paints. Privateer Press Formula P3 paints.

Buy Vallejo paints.
Sell P3 paints.
Trash Citadel paints...enough with the changing of the names on the pots, for feths sake!


Tacos, Burritos, Quesadillas

Buy Tacos. I love these!
Sell Burritos. Lots of other people love these.
Trash Quesadillas. No particular reason.
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DOTA 2
League of Legends
SMITE

Buy DOTA 2.... It sounds newer... New is good right?
Sell LOL . Its a classic. People pay good money.
Trash SMITE... never hered of it.

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An entire forge world legion of your choice with tanks, marines, charecters and flyers.

A complete titan legion from forgeworld with skitari armies.

No free stuff but you become thr greatest painter of miniatures ever to live and skills become legend.

Buy "No free stuff but you become thr greatest painter of miniatures ever to live and skills become legend."...let's face it, we're talking toy soldiers, not Ferraris so keep the free stuff and give me da skillz!

Sell "An entire forge world legion of your choice with tanks, marines, charecters and flyers."...30K is hot! Time to sell!

Trash "A complete titan legion from forgeworld with skitari armies."...they look great on the shelf, but are a royal pain to move around, transport and play with.



"Unforgiven", "Magnum Force", "Heartbreak Ridge"

Very tough one there.

Buy Unforgiven (only one not yet seen), sell Magnum Force, trash Heartbreak Ridge (sadly).

A job you where you can never be let go, a very high paying job, a job involving stuff you love to do.

Buy a job involving stuff you love to do...love what ya do, do it extremely well, make lots of money.
Sell a very high paying job...lots of people go for the easy money so this should fetch a good buck or two.
Trash a job you where you can never be let go...sounds boring and mind-numbing, no thanks.

Heidi Klum, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Beckinsale

Buy Scarlett Johansson. She may be the most attractive of the three, and she's also the youngest.
Sell Heidi Klum. She's worth the most, as she is a fashion brand in addition to being a famous model.
Trash Kate Beckinsale, although doing so breaks my heart...

Logan Grimnar, Commander Dante, Master Azrael.

Buy Logan. One he the coolest, two I have a space wolf army... Obviously...

Sell Dante, 1k years experience is worth alot on mercenary markets right!

Trash the Dark Angel... Sorry I'm q space wolf player. Not sorry!


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Most legendary rock concert and after party ever with Jummy Hendrix and more.

Date with actress, actor of your choice, maybe more you could be married to a wealthy actresses painting models on your 300 door yacht overlooking the south of France with a excellent red wine.

The ability to turn water into whiskey and transform sea sponges into solid uranium, gold and diamond blocks.

Buy the date with the actor/actress. I choose Jennifer Lawrence because she is my celebrity crush.
Sell the ability to turn things into valuable stuff. It's gotta be worth something, right?
Trash the concert and after party. I'm not into music.
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Earth
Wind
Fire

Buy Earth (it's free real estate)
Sell Fire (without it no military is getting an ordnance off the ground)
Trash Wind (bc it's just annoying, being stuck up my ass all day)

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Shag
Marry
Kill

Sell the kill. Someone needs someone dead n pays good money.
Buy the shag... We all need fun.
Trash the marry .. Much as I don,t wanna risk losing 50% assets.

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Caffine
Alcohol
Food

Buy Food, We kind of need it to survive now.
Sell Caffeine, people will pay good money for that.
Trash Alcohol, I've seen way too many people act stupid because of it.

Warhammer 40k 8th edition
A nice pair of running shoes
An alpaca

Buy an Alpaca. It will give you good company once you housetrain it.
Sell a Nice Pair of Running Shoes. Slap a brand name on them and they can go for thousands.
Trash Warhammer 40k 8e so that we can be free of the abusive relationship we have with GW.

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The USA
The UK
The UAE

Buy USA, it's value is temporarily low but increasing
Trash UK, it's not doing anything
Sell UAE, Value is at an all-time high and due to crash in about 20-30 years

So.. uhh.. In the absence of a continuation offer...

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Pounds
Pounds
Pounds

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Yes, that's right, three pounds!

Buy the pound.

Sell the pound, of money as money.

Trash the pound. Of fat.

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A cuddley life size ork warboss.
A space marine apacaella group
A yodeling alpaca that has rather excellent hat and handle bar moustache.