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NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 03:14:03


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


10th is coming and rumors are that it will be a doozy of an update, possibly even a reset invalidating all codexes and campaign books.

So NOW seems a good time for our completely false and made up 10th edition rumors!

1 - Die rolls will change to an intuitive system of d8 and d12 rolls with d100 and d1000 reserved for chaos mutations.
2 - All old codexes will be invalidated. Except for Codex Witch Hunters. That one will remain legal.
3 - IGOUGO will finally die the death it should have died in the 2000s. Instead the new system, called IGO, will be streamlined so that the first turn will be decided by a die roll, after which the winning player is assumed to annihilate his foe in an alpha strike. Competitive players will praise how the games are faster and more balanced than ever before.
4 - More $100 diorama special character things, you guys like that right?
5 - Price hikes
6 - Fewer models in a box. What if like instead of 3-5 marines in a box we did like 1-2?
7 - No rules for the Inquisition.
8 - Internet-based rules. You simply buy a physical book, input the code into an app, download the FAQs and Balance Updates, check against Army Builder and Waghapedia, spend 20 minutes negotiating with your opponent, and you're ready to go.
9 - Look kid, either we can release 1-2 updated codexes a month that are filled with typos and blatantly unbalanced rules, OR we can spend the next 5 years releasing updated codexes, one or the other. Or maybe both?
10 - Squats?



NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 05:41:00


Post by: shortymcnostrill


Gw will face the facts, stating: "We've screwed up so many editions now that we've decided to just throw in the towel and truely become a model company. Use any of the other available rulesets to play games.".


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 05:45:25


Post by: Dolnikan


We have reached the conclusion that the Codex model is outdated because customers are paying for too many rules they don't need. So, instead, we are now selling Dataslate Holders (binders) which can be filled with Dataslates (pieces of paper) with all the rules for a model. Of course, all stratagems, relics, psychic powers, and the like are available separately. Finally, players will be able to build their own codexes!


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 05:51:11


Post by: Shas'O Ky'husa


All rules will be replaced by stratagems. At the beginning of the game you shuffle your stratagem deck and draw 10 cards, and then the players alternate playing stratagems until someone wins. It will still be mandatory to buy all of the models and set them up on the table but they will have no effect on the actual game.

Paper codices will be replaced by Warhammer++, GW's new NFT-based digital content system. To prevent piracy of the rules each purchase will give you a unique codex with slightly different rules and before playing the game you will have to validate your NFT to prove ownership of your rules. Codices will be able to be traded on the Warhammer++ Marketplace for a nominal transfer fee.

Battle-Ready™ painting means Battle-Ready™. All GW stores and sponsored events will be equipped with a proprietary spectral analyzer tool which will determine the exact pigment contents of the paints used on your model and guarantee that it was painted with official Citadel Contrast Paints™. Any model not painted exactly according to the Battle-Ready™ formula will cause you to lose the 10 VP for painting and, in a GW store, these illegal models will be confiscated and destroyed.

Each primaris marine in the Imperium will have his own individual bolter type with its own Bespoke™ stat line. Codex: Bolters will be available on Warhammer++ to ensure that you always have the specific rules for each marine in your army.

Oh wait, that last one is probably real...


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 06:44:02


Post by: KernelTerror


While we are not going back to blast templates, blast weapon now neet to use the Games Workshop Blast Spray. Spray paint directly on the battlefield to see what models were impacted by your shooting.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 06:59:22


Post by: JakeSiren


It will be the most balanced and play tested edition yet!
- 9th 10th edition marketing material


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 08:02:47


Post by: aphyon


 Dolnikan wrote:
We have reached the conclusion that the Codex model is outdated because customers are paying for too many rules they don't need. So, instead, we are now selling Dataslate Holders (binders) which can be filled with Dataslates (pieces of paper) with all the rules for a model. Of course, all stratagems, relics, psychic powers, and the like are available separately. Finally, players will be able to build their own codexes!


I smell loot crates.



NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 11:11:42


Post by: Purifying Tempest


It'll be a full reset and bring us back to the days of indices.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 15:00:47


Post by: DeadliestIdiot


10th edition will feature premiums ammo available on a per game basis for a small micro transaction. This ammo will be superior in all ways to regular ammo. Also, you need to keep track of ammo. - WG...er...GW... whatever, we're the same company now and all balancing will be based on spreadsheets.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 15:03:21


Post by: Tallonian4th


 Kid_Kyoto wrote:

4 - More $100 diorama special character things, you guys like that right?
5 - Price hikes
6 - Fewer models in a box. What if like instead of 3-5 marines in a box we did like 1-2?


I thought you said false and made up?


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 15:49:39


Post by: Tawnis


Introduction of sub-sub factions: Now your Farsight Enclaves army can be led by Commander Farsight himself, Commander Bravestorm, O'Vesa, Commander Brightsword, Commander Sha'Vastos, Ob-Lotai 9-0, Commander Arra'kon, or Sub-Commander Torchstar.

Each of these heroes (with their own $100.00+ plastic model and one random one from FW) can no longer be played together due to balance reasons and will now have their own sub-subfaction bonuses located within physical only mini-codices launching every month. This will of course be in addition to the Farsight Enclaves subfaction book that will effect all of these armies, and the actual Tau codex itself.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 16:02:06


Post by: Togusa


 KernelTerror wrote:
While we are not going back to blast templates, blast weapon now neet to use the Games Workshop Blast Spray. Spray paint directly on the battlefield to see what models were impacted by your shooting.


Okay, that would be cool. And funny. But treat it like a cat urine mist and use smell instead of color. Which ever models hit by the spray smell the worst, those are the ones that are hit.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 16:03:51


Post by: FezzikDaBullgryn


10th Edition will feature RANDOM Model boxes, you pay 50 dollars, and get a random assortment of models. Most boxes will be 3-5 Reivers and 1 Gravis Captain.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 16:27:13


Post by: Darnok


Codex books remain a thing as before, but points are updated monthly instead of twice a year now.

Hex bases are reintroduced, 'cause folks like their oldschool, amirite? This will go with mandatory base sizes for all models, and you are no longer allowed to use any illegal bases when playing in stores or in tournaments. Base sizes might be part of balance updates every now and then.

Units will only be sold in their "base configuration", any special or heavy wepaons, as well character upgrades are sold in blind boxes.

Codex books will only contain the rules for those "base configuration" units, with the other rules sold in seperate supplements. Note that while this might sound okay, of course the basic units suck - upgrades are more or less mandatory.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 16:34:20


Post by: TheBestBucketHead


As above, but the official base sizes change whenever you, the reader, change your bases to the previous version.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 16:41:57


Post by: Tawnis


To follow the logical progression of being penalized for not painting models because of course players can't use their imagination. All GW bases will now be completely clear so that you can see the proper terrain beneath the models feet. No longer will players have to suffer models based on city-style bases running through a forest and breaking their immersion. This will of course be reflected in game, if you have any model that is on a base which is not completely clear, you lose 10VP. You will of course have to pay a premium for new bases for you old models.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 17:09:02


Post by: Tyran


We will have a new breed of Marines called the Neomaris, with T10, W10 and Sv+1/++1/+++1

Also their guns will ignore saves and fnp, will automatically hit and wound and will have infinite range and ignore BLOS.

And each time one Neomaris makes a melee attack, their owner gets to punch their opponent in the face.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 17:57:36


Post by: Karol


1. all the non primaris marine stuff goes send to legends
2. primaris get a new intercessor box. One with a lastalon, multimelta, pyroblaster and a hellblaster as "special" weapon
3. primaris Lt/Cpt with a jump pack option.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 18:16:53


Post by: Mr. Burning


10th ed:

Introduces new character unit options for Vauxhall Astra Militarum and Xyenous™ - Primaris Lts for every race.

Delving into the some of the most popular items and strategies of past editions 2nd ed Virus weapons, activations and effects are shoe horned in.







NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 18:42:54


Post by: stonehorse


10th edition is where GW finally admit, they can't write good rules. So the rules will be scrapped and the game will now be played however anyone wants.

Want to smash your models together while making noises, can do!
Want a deeply elaborate set of rules, sure (just as long as you make them yourself)

Just remember, Marines always win... oh and if a model is killed/destroyed in however you game, it need to be replaced with a new model as it is now dead and can not be used again.

Gaming for everyone!


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 18:45:02


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


42- GW's popular line of 25mm infantry bases, 28mm, 30mm and 32mm will be enhanced with 26mm, 31mm and 33mm bases.

Units not on the correct base at deployment will be automatically destroyed.

GW will sell laser calipers so you can verify your opponent's armt is legal.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 23:12:41


Post by: Manfred von Drakken


The Return of Sanguinius.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 23:43:34


Post by: jeff white


Awesome thread Kyoto but OMG #7 ... killing me harshly!!


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I expect that most aged units will be retired from so called matched or competitive play, in order that GW befudnicks can simplify enough to get their weasely heads around so called balance. So, unit X has a, and older unit X with d will be retired.

Seconding the need for 41mm and yes, 63.5mm base sizes.

Introducing new terrain mechanics whereby all terrain is purely aesthetic and either blocks all los or is transparent, because, yeah, weasely brains.

Finally, units not correctly based, e.g. on a 63.5, or outfitted per 'seasonal' requirements, will per Kyoto's post be destroyed ... physically smashed on the floor underfoot. Good for sales!!


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/04 23:49:41


Post by: TwinPoleTheory


Emperor's Children bronies elite option.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 00:09:19


Post by: FezzikDaBullgryn


I said it before and I say it again. I WANT FEMALE TITANS.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 01:06:59


Post by: ERJAK


They've taken most of their design ques from dakkadakka 'how would change 10th' posts.

The rulebook is now 74000 pages and boils your eyes out of your skull like the Ark of the Covenant if you look directly at it.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 01:58:41


Post by: BrianDavion


ERJAK wrote:
They've taken most of their design ques from dakkadakka 'how would change 10th' posts.

The rulebook is now 74000 pages and boils your eyes out of your skull like the Ark of the Covenant if you look directly at it.



And DakkaDakka still hates it


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 06:09:58


Post by: The Red Hobbit


 Kid_Kyoto wrote:

with d100 and d1000 reserved for chaos mutations.


I would actually love this hahahaha!


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 09:37:12


Post by: Stormonu


All models are sold in individual blind boxes, unassembled without datafaxes and with glue and paint seperate for your convenience.

Stratagems are sold in booster packs, with 5 random strats per pack, with a stale peice of 1970's bubblegum. Packs are not sorted by factions.

All physical copies will be burned and rules go to the electronic war app, which unfortunately won't be ready until 11th edition.

The entire Dark Eldar line is refreshed, but unfortunately consists of only one model - Drizz't Do Urden.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 09:47:08


Post by: kodos


10th Edition rules be a mix of all successful rules from the past

HH core rules, with AoS style Datasheets, 40k Stratagems and Kill Team measurment tools will be combined to make the best 40k ever


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 10:05:13


Post by: TheBestBucketHead


Codexes will have bespoke colored measurements, rather than a universal set. Necrons move Green, and Space Marine Bikers move Green. Codexes come with two of the colors revealed, and you need to discover what the others are.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 16:36:39


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


 TheBestBucketHead wrote:
Codexes will have bespoke colored measurements, rather than a universal set. Necrons move Green, and Space Marine Bikers move Green. Codexes come with two of the colors revealed, and you need to discover what the others are.


69 - Colors will also correspond to shapes such as Squares. Hexagons, Circles, Triangles and Stars (in that order) with a Red Square for example being 1" while a Blue Triangle is 18". This is for ease of understanding in Metric Countries.

Different colored Fine Rulers (TM) will be a mail order exclusive.

70 - Many players, well OK not many, one or two, OK maybe just Joe, have complained that 40k is not realistic because players take casualties no real world army could sustain. Therefore in 10th edition any models killed on the battle field will be placed in a GW-brand Fine Smasher (TM) which will grind them into powder. Now players will have to take into account real-world consequences of their decisions.

Needless to say Space Marines will be exempt from this rule since they have like 2 hearts and 3 lungs and 4 spleens and whatever so they just keep going.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 16:38:38


Post by: H.B.M.C.


NB: Not Chaos Space Marines though, only Loyalist.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 16:45:44


Post by: Togusa


FezzikDaBullgryn wrote:
I said it before and I say it again. I WANT FEMALE TITANS.


And Female Tyranids. Giant, glandular Tyranid mommies. Huge tracts of gaunts.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 16:49:08


Post by: Flinty


BrianDavion wrote:
ERJAK wrote:
They've taken most of their design ques from dakkadakka 'how would change 10th' posts.

The rulebook is now 74000 pages and boils your eyes out of your skull like the Ark of the Covenant if you look directly at it.



And DakkaDakka still hates it


Well, it breaches the "no religious discussion" rule


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 17:04:35


Post by: dorath


In accordance with community wishes that more things be available online, 10th edition Command Points will be released as NFTs.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 18:01:53


Post by: Mr. Burning


10th ed is going to be the first ruleset Kickstarted by GW.

Having studied popular crowdfunding campaigns such as Robotech, AvP, SDL et al.

What's better than an available hot mess of rules bloat....The 'promise' of a very similarly styled experience slated for shipping sometime in 2024...












NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 19:08:08


Post by: FezzikDaBullgryn


 Togusa wrote:
FezzikDaBullgryn wrote:
I said it before and I say it again. I WANT FEMALE TITANS.


And Female Tyranids. Giant, glandular Tyranid mommies. Huge tracts of gaunts.


They said I was an idiot for invading a Dead world. So I built feeding tubes. Those sank in the swamp. So I built more. Those burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the LAST one stayed up!


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dorath wrote:
In accordance with community wishes that more things be available online, 10th edition Command Points will be released as NFTs.

Dude......Not funny.

That's the darkest shiz I've ever read here.

GW will now only sell models via Crypto, and you have to enter your email and crypto account name to be given access to the store.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 19:41:17


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


 Mr. Burning wrote:
10th ed is going to be the first ruleset Kickstarted by GW.

Having studied popular crowdfunding campaigns such as Robotech, AvP, SDL et al.

What's better than an available hot mess of rules bloat....The 'promise' of a very similarly styled experience slated for shipping sometime in 2024...



Will there be a stretch goal where you can write the data sheet for your favorite unit?

Cause then I'm all in early bird!


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 19:46:36


Post by: kodos


 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
 Mr. Burning wrote:
10th ed is going to be the first ruleset Kickstarted by GW.

Having studied popular crowdfunding campaigns such as Robotech, AvP, SDL et al.

What's better than an available hot mess of rules bloat....The 'promise' of a very similarly styled experience slated for shipping sometime in 2024...



Will there be a stretch goal where you can write the data sheet for your favorite unit?

Cause then I'm all in early bird!
it will be a limited pledge level
1000$ limited to 10.000


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/05 20:59:06


Post by: Manfred von Drakken


 Togusa wrote:
FezzikDaBullgryn wrote:
I said it before and I say it again. I WANT FEMALE TITANS.


And Female Tyranids. Giant, glandular Tyranid mommies. Huge tracts of gaunts.


Isn't that just a Tervigon?


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/06 02:29:44


Post by: Dai


Initiative stat comes back. The 2020's great Eldar riots begin.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/06 05:02:16


Post by: BlackoCatto


The Guard 9e Codex will be utterly useless in 10th, having only received it two months before the new edition.... O' wait these are rumors.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/06 07:46:43


Post by: Just Tony


Essentially it's going to be AOS in space...


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/06 10:04:40


Post by: Mr. Burning


 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
 Mr. Burning wrote:
10th ed is going to be the first ruleset Kickstarted by GW.

Having studied popular crowdfunding campaigns such as Robotech, AvP, SDL et al.

What's better than an available hot mess of rules bloat....The 'promise' of a very similarly styled experience slated for shipping sometime in 2024...



Will there be a stretch goal where you can write the data sheet for your favorite unit?

Cause then I'm all in early bird!


Yes, you can certainly pay for the privilege to write a datasheet that you may use in any of your games.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/06 12:20:46


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


 BlackoCatto wrote:
The Guard 9e Codex will be utterly useless in 10th, having only received it two months before the new edition.... O' wait these are rumors.


You'll be able to exchange any codex or book bought in the last 12 months for a new 10th edition book!


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/06 12:21:16


Post by: Kcalehc


Codex's will be 100% digital, but only viewable on GW's proprietary e-reader device. Each comes with 1 datasheet for a unit in the army, further datasheets, strats and relics are sold in randomized 'loot boxes' each containing 5 items. You may also pay a fee to GW to trade with other players for the sheets you need.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/06 12:32:15


Post by: Purifying Tempest


 Kcalehc wrote:
Codex's will be 100% digital, but only viewable on GW's proprietary e-reader device. Each comes with 1 datasheet for a unit in the army, further datasheets, strats and relics are sold in randomized 'loot boxes' each containing 5 items. You may also pay a fee to GW to trade with other players for the sheets you need.


Don't forget about the quarterly expansion sets.

Oh, sorry, you only have the 250 point Leman Russ dataslate. You'll need to keep purchasing boosters to get the 180 point version!


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/06 12:43:29


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


78-Factions will be divided into hordes and elites. Horde armies like Orks, Nids and Guard can take as many losses as needed. Elites like Eldar Knights and Marines auto lose if they take more then 50% casualties. Adeptus Mech autoloses if they lose more than half their robots and vehicles. Necrons if they lose 50% of their HQ and Elite.

79-Marine Codexes will have a limited print run of 1000 copies. You may not play without a codex.

80-No more than one of each chapter may take part in a single tournament, players are encouraged to bring 2 armies in case the first is bumped.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/06 13:10:05


Post by: kurhanik


Due to popular demand, 40k will now import the Double Turn feature from Age of Sigmar. Additionally, there is now a chance of getting a Triple Turn if you ritually burn a fiver in an incense censor and roll a 4+ on a d%.

Measurements will now all be done based on shapes and colors. None of these measurements amount to any real world measurements, either Imperial or Metric, as they are supposed to nod towards the measurement system of the Imperium. A Triangle is 1.394 inches, Circles are 31.09 inches, a Trapezoid is exactly 1 meter (but will be listed in inches any time they need to clarify its length). Of course, a square denotes 386mL. A clear shape denotes taking it at face value, while Green doubles it, Red Quintuples it, and Yellow halves it. Thus, a marking of a Yellow Trapezoid and 2 Green Triangles means measure out 50 centimeters + 2.788 inches.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/06 13:20:12


Post by: FezzikDaBullgryn


10th will unveil the great ONLINE ONLY Multiplayer 40k. Where you have to play on mobile only Table top simulator. The app will cost 60$ and 20$ per month sub fee. Proof of subscription will be required to get into GW affiliated events.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/06 21:02:07


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


83 - Female Space Marines! So many female Space Marines...


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/06 23:01:54


Post by: Flinty


 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
83 - Female Space Marines! So many female Space Marines...


In a plastic thunderhawk…


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/07 13:23:49


Post by: DeadliestIdiot


 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
83 - Female Space Marines! So many female Space Marines...

Ultimoprimaris marines will be all fenale. All others will be sent to legends


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/07 14:06:53


Post by: FezzikDaBullgryn


Ted Lasso Character HQ as an inquistor of the Ordo Hereticus. Every time he rolls a 1 on a Psychic action, he turns into LED TASSO.

Ted Lasso
M6 WS2+ BS2+ S3 T4 W4 A3 LD11 Sv3+
Abilities: Believe in yourself - If Ted is within 12" of a unit suffering casualties due to Combat Attrition, they instead do not suffer any losses. No matter what.

LED TASSO

M12" WS2 BS2+ S5 T6 W9 A6 LD 15 Sv2+
Abilities - BBQ Sauce: When Led Tasso is in sight line of a fellow guard unit taking casualties, he can perform a Heroic Intervention towards that unit. If he can get into Engagement Range, he can attack as if it were the Combat phase.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/08 12:58:54


Post by: Vankraken


Unit profiles won't be entirely in the codexes but instead printed on cards that are sold in booster packs. Each unit profile can range from recruit (commons) to elite (rares) and the stat lines on these packs represents how experienced those units are and each unit in your army needs to have its own unit card. There are shiny, alternative art, and ultra rare versions as well. In competitive play, units getting destroyed means the card is suppose to be torn up but if you choose to not tear up your card the opponent gets double the kill points.

Stratagems are going away but instead unit/army abilities are also in card form known as "Orders of Battle" which are required to utilize special actions and such.

Game updates are done through new pack set releases.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/08 13:54:30


Post by: Crispy78


Your 9th edition codex will still work, and in fact 10th edition will make it even better!

(is it even going to be worth buying a guard / daemons / squats / WE codex, if a reset 10th edition is imminent?)


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/08 14:18:53


Post by: Mr. Burning


Crispy78 wrote:
Your 9th edition codex will still work, and in fact 10th edition will make it even better!

(is it even going to be worth buying a guard / daemons / squats / WE codex, if a reset 10th edition is imminent?)



GOOD NEWS!

GW understand that hobbyists don't want to keep updating codexes so 10th edition sees the end of that merry go round!

10th edition has been devised so that EVERY Codex, datasheet and WD army list is playable, from any period of GW history.*

This means no more codex releases.



*Alongside the rulebook GW will release an errata of similar page count...every day for a year.



NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/08 14:36:29


Post by: Turnip Jedi


Proprietary dice - most likely d10s as they are more tricky to roll is numbers over d12s

Reactions, but blind draws from a deck like the old objectives as nowt screams fun like random swings (Thanks Jervis...)

Eldar get merged into 1 faction with the first version of the Ynnari rules as have to sell them derp reeapers some. Draz, Lilleith and Jain Zar double in points...



NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/08 17:56:21


Post by: Mr. Burning


GW have listened to its player base.

CL WP are making a comeback.






NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/08 18:47:24


Post by: FezzikDaBullgryn


I seriously feel like someone in this thread is Auspex Tactics. Every time someone comes up with a ZANY idea about what 10th is, he makes a video about a "theory" he heard about. This time it's 1, a complete reset, 2, all codexes at the same time, or 3, a mix of 30k and 9th.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/08 18:57:09


Post by: DeadliestIdiot


I've heard from a very unreliable source that GW will be adding a new imperial faction. You see, even GW realizes how much people enjoy list building. As such, The Administratum will be added near the start of 10th edition. List building will be the core mechanic of the new faction, according to my source, and I've been shown a photo of two strategems from the play test codex. The first is called Bureaucratic Nightmare: 1 CP to change a target unit's move characteristic to 0 until the start of the next battle round. The second is called Logistical Nightmare and is a new type of strategem. With Logistical Nightmare, you select one of your HQ units during your command phase. They cannot act until the next battle round, but you transfer 1 CP from your opponent's CP pool to your's.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/08 19:01:25


Post by: VladimirHerzog


FezzikDaBullgryn wrote:
I seriously feel like someone in this thread is Auspex Tactics. Every time someone comes up with a ZANY idea about what 10th is, he makes a video about a "theory" he heard about. This time it's 1, a complete reset, 2, all codexes at the same time, or 3, a mix of 30k and 9th.



dude, those are the most generic rumors that are circulating around every 40k communities. Its not exclusive to dakka


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/09 04:07:46


Post by: CEO Kasen


All models now have facings and armor values.

In a response to the monoposing complaints, the new models will have articulated snap-together joints. In a compromise, new rules will require that the players be monopose.

In a collaboration with Nintendo, every model now has Amiibo functionality, allowing you to play Cato Sicarius, Ahzek Ahriman, and Ghazghkull Thraka in Smash, although they're basically just clones of Marth, Mewtwo and Donkey Kong, respectively.



NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/09 06:44:55


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


 Vankraken wrote:
Unit profiles won't be entirely in the codexes but instead printed on cards that are sold in booster packs. Each unit profile can range from recruit (commons) to elite (rares) and the stat lines on these packs represents how experienced those units are and each unit in your army needs to have its own unit card. There are shiny, alternative art, and ultra rare versions as well. In competitive play, units getting destroyed means the card is suppose to be torn up but if you choose to not tear up your card the opponent gets double the kill points.

Stratagems are going away but instead unit/army abilities are also in card form known as "Orders of Battle" which are required to utilize special actions and such.

Game updates are done through new pack set releases.


I... I have nothing to say. This is it. This is the future.

/thread


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/09 09:31:31


Post by: Jidmah


New scoring:
- 30 VP for primaries
- 30 VP for secondaries
- 10 VP for having all models painted and based, but only if you exclusively use citadel paints, bases and materials
- 10 VP for all models being the most recent official GW models with the most recent base
- 10 VP for bringing the BRB, the codex, all supplements and campaign books for your army to the game. A full list can be found in the back of each month's White Dwarf, which also has to be brought.
- 10 VP for exclusively using Warhammer 40k Dice, Warhammer 40k wound trackers and Games Workshop Measuring Tape


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/09 09:59:09


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


All models must be smashed with a hammer when removed as a casualty.

Tournaments will require this to be a Hammericis Smashicus sold only by GW.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/09 10:45:58


Post by: Argive


Tanks get Armor values


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/09 10:52:10


Post by: Eldarsif


10th will see 40k move closer to the AoS rule system.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/09 23:17:29


Post by: Stormonu


GW will be producing new, exclusive 10E battle mats with new sizes. These mats will be 8 inches by 8 inches, with alternating colored squares to help with super-quick distance measuring.

All ranges will be reduced to 1 inch, except for marine armies, which will have a 2 inch range. Movement rates will be modified based on battlefield role, with updated rolls of King (formerly HQ), Queen (formerly Superheavy), Bishop (formerly Elite), Knight (formerly Fast Attack), Rook (formerly Heavy) and Pawn (formerly Troop).


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/09 23:26:11


Post by: Flinty


 Argive wrote:
Tanks get Armor values


Tanks retain wounds, monstrous creatures now get facings and armour values, while infantry now pick up the rules previously assigned to area terrain, buildings become rivers, dogs and cats living together MASS HYSTERIA!


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 Turnip Jedi wrote:
Proprietary dice - most likely d10s as they are more tricky to roll is numbers over d12s



Nonononono… d11. I mean with a d10 if you roll a 10’then there is nowhere to go…


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/10 02:06:16


Post by: catbarf


Having learned from the popularity of CCGs, datasheets will now be available in booster packs rather than codices. You'll need to assemble a set of datasheets to build your army, one for each unit you want to include.

Also, the datasheets for a given unit won't all be the same. Some will be weaker, and others stronger. All the more reason to get out there and start collecting.

Also, they'll be subfaction-specific.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/10 03:05:06


Post by: Just Tony


Eldarsif wrote:10th will see 40k move closer to the AoS rule system.


Did that one already.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/11 01:04:25


Post by: NinthMusketeer


Introduce random initiative from AoS--after all, so many players defend it as a great rule!


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/11 06:57:02


Post by: Dysartes


 Eldarsif wrote:
10th will see 40k move closer to the AoS rule system.

Please don't say such things, even in a fake rumour thread - GW might listen and think it is a good idea.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/11 07:16:43


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


 Dysartes wrote:
 Eldarsif wrote:
10th will see 40k move closer to the AoS rule system.

Please don't say such things, even in a fake rumour thread - GW might listen and think it is a good idea.


107 - 10th will see 40k move closer to the FIRST EDITION AoS rule system, dispensing with troublesome 'points' and 'power levels' instead allowing players to balance the game by forging the narrative together. Also bonuses if you're playing White Scars and stroke your long mustache.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/11 08:48:07


Post by: Just Tony


 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
 Dysartes wrote:
 Eldarsif wrote:
10th will see 40k move closer to the AoS rule system.

Please don't say such things, even in a fake rumour thread - GW might listen and think it is a good idea.


107 - 10th will see 40k move closer to the FIRST EDITION AoS rule system, dispensing with troublesome 'points' and 'power levels' instead allowing players to balance the game by forging the narrative together. Also bonuses if you're playing White Scars and stroke your long mustache.



Is Jervis still directing anything there? If so I'd be piss scared this was accurate...


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/11 08:55:09


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


 Just Tony wrote:



Is Jervis still directing anything there? If so I'd be piss scared this was accurate...


109-And the Warfaxes will be on collectable trading cards sold in blind packs.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/11 10:47:47


Post by: Flinty


 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
 Just Tony wrote:



Is Jervis still directing anything there? If so I'd be piss scared this was accurate...


109-And the Warfaxes will be on collectable trading cards sold in blind packs.


But the blind packs also come with moustaches to twirl, but not necessarily the correct moustaches for the forces depicted in the cards within the blind packs.

You are only allowed to come to the table if you have the correct facial hair and card based army management system for the force you want to field. Otherwise the table senses the discrepancy and sets fire to you, your facial hair (if present) and your army.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/11 11:15:16


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


All of the Primarchs will unite to create the Crusader Initiative.
A surprise reveal will be the the return of the Night Haunter, who will have iconic catchphrases such as "It's Haunting time", and "Stand back, I'm gonna Haunt"


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/11 11:22:19


Post by: DeadliestIdiot


All of the primarchs will unite to create meat voltron


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/11 14:57:16


Post by: Tittliewinks22


Fulgrim will get his demon Primarch model, the fanbase will be rabid for another loyalist primarch to help balance the odds. Great debates about who should come back between Lion vs Dorn vs Russ will flood social media and forums. Out of nowhere GW announces the next loyalist primarch...
Spoiler:
Ferrus Manus's head in a dreadnaught body! Giant centerpiece demons don't make sense for a loyalist faction, but a giant centerpiece dreadnaught???

Then everyone will clap.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/11 15:58:38


Post by: G00fySmiley


Canonically the last nonprimaris marine is killed, they find a way to move the shortest primaris marine's to shoehorn them into centurion armor and classic vehicles, all other classic marine infantry moved to legends.

(not what i want just wild speculation)


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/11 20:07:52


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


116-Don't worry you'll still be able to use Data Slates (tm) with the Warhammer+ app, just buy a blind pack of cards (a box might be better, or a pallet) and scan in QR codes and you can unlock that unit on your app!


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/11 21:26:09


Post by: Abadabadoobaddon


117 - Warzone: The Mind will replace combat attrition with detailed rules for psychology. Units will now test for Morale, Stupidity, and Cool. All armies will have rules that let them ignore or otherwise automatically pass the tests. Except Chaos Daemons. And Night Lords.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/11 22:12:32


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


Each page of a codex is now sold separately, at the full price of a codex.
Each. Page.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/12 01:06:15


Post by: FezzikDaBullgryn


In a rash of rampant incompetance, the codex entry for Infantry Guard Squad will be replaced with the Baneblade entry. As such, the infantry squad will come with a Baneblade Cannon, A Demolisher Cannon, an Autocannon, 4 twin linked heavy Bolters, and 4 Lascannons, and 32 wounds. It will be T9, and have an armor value of 2. It will cost 60 points.

This will be tournament legal for the remainder of 9th, until 10th drops two months later.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/12 01:56:31


Post by: Toofast


My uncle works at HQ and told me 10th is gonna be like AoS was on release. No points, if close combat is tied, whoever has the longest beard wins, measure from the model so you can make your chainsword guys have 5" of melee range, and the entire ruleset will be playtested solely around 3 units each of necrons and SM from the starter box. Oh also everything goes up in price by 20% to make up for inflation.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/12 14:39:56


Post by: NoiseMarine with Tinnitus


GW will fully embrace a format of activating individual units on an alterating basis as opposed to IGOYGO.





NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/12 14:44:11


Post by: VladimirHerzog


 NoiseMarine with Tinnitus wrote:
GW will fully embrace a format of activating individual units on an alterating basis as opposed to IGOYGO.





God i wish.

In the mean time : Theres OPR for me


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/12 16:19:34


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


10th Edition will be a mix of Rogue Trader’s various rule sets.

Players will be far, far too confused and baffled to be able to spare time to complain.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/12 16:34:07


Post by: Flinty


 VladimirHerzog wrote:
 NoiseMarine with Tinnitus wrote:
GW will fully embrace a format of activating individual units on an alterating basis as opposed to IGOYGO.





God i wish.

In the mean time : Theres OPR for me


Now how complicated can we get this...

So, initiative phase is IGOUGO to define initiative for each unit in each army.
Followed by movement phase where every unit has 2 movement actions that have to be spent on two different movement rates, based on colours and geometric shape categories.
Then we hit the psychology phase (stealing shamlessly from Abadabadoobadon) where its IGOUGO for each player to bid on a unit by unit basis against their cool, stupidity and morale values to decide what non-movement actions they want from a fixed pool of available actions. If there are more units than actions, then some just don't get to do anything! Take that Min-Max! If a unit runs out of cool, then they are destroyed. Units can never run out of stupidity.
Then based on initiative, each player gets to choose one unit at a time to undertake the aforesaid action, except that you can drop actions from higher initiative units to give to lower initiative units, but only on a IGOUGO basis.
Close combat phase - Charges are IGOUGO, then all attacks from everyone are rolled all at once and everything is hit simultaneously, except Eldar who counter intuitively go last, so can be wiped out before attacking.
Shooting phase - Players take turns on a model by model basis to fire everything in their army with a valid shoot action assigned, except Tau who fire everything all at once before anyone else gets a go. If its Tau versus Tau, fun times all round!
Psychic phase - If anything is still standing, then its back to IGOUGO for persistent psychic powers.
End phase - GW brand tissues are available to wipe the sweat off and to cry desperately into



NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/14 02:04:56


Post by: NinthMusketeer


AA would end up worse than half the suggestions here so I think it fits


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/14 08:06:47


Post by: kodos


if GW would use alternating unit activations, I am pretty sure that by 12th Edition everyone would complain that AA is the worst possible system for such a game and GW needs to switch to something else

in addition every other game that uses AA will be called bad simply because of how GW messed it up, as it happend with USRs and alternating turns/phases (which will be ironic because GW will call it AA but it won't be AA but a mix out of anything they found cool at the time)


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 07:21:43


Post by: Jidmah


 kodos wrote:
if GW would use alternating unit activations, I am pretty sure that by 12th Edition everyone would complain that AA is the worst possible system for such a game and GW needs to switch to something else

in addition every other game that uses AA will be called bad simply because of how GW messed it up, as it happend with USRs and alternating turns/phases (which will be ironic because GW will call it AA but it won't be AA but a mix out of anything they found cool at the time)


I disagree. People would immediately complain after the first leak of any AA rules.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 08:39:41


Post by: Karol


That is because AA with a skirmish LoS and rules system, but played with a wargame number of models would be just as bad what we have now. And the chance that GW decides that in order to make the global player expiriance better they are writing to game in a way to be played with half the models, is never ever going to happen.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 12:37:59


Post by: VladimirHerzog


Karol wrote:
That is because AA with a skirmish LoS and rules system, but played with a wargame number of models would be just as bad what we have now. And the chance that GW decides that in order to make the global player expiriance better they are writing to game in a way to be played with half the models, is never ever going to happen.


If it works for OPR / Legions / Apocalypse, it can work for 40k.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 13:00:00


Post by: Karol


I don't know about the first two, but I do know apocalyps. And that one doesn't operate the way w40k does, by which I mean it does not work as if it was a skirmish system. Units are more like tokens, it is not the models that attack or shot the way it is in w40k, but rather the units. Same way with taking damage etc.

But if you think that after 10 editions you can convince GW to no longer pretend they are playing a table top version of an RPG, then why not. Sky is the limit then. Why not play w40k with d20s, more granular stats and fewer models. Would add more depth to the game and make more units viable. Why not, as this is the thread about the rumors that are made up.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 13:18:23


Post by: kodos


 VladimirHerzog wrote:
it can work for 40k.
just because you give your system a fancy name does not make it magically work
alternate unit activations works for other games because they have actually written a game, for the same reason alternating player turns or alternating phases work

40k is a random compilation of rules, which GW calls IGoUGo, and simply by changing the name to Alternate Activation and still have a random compilation of rules that have nothing to do with AA does make it work


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 13:36:52


Post by: Jidmah


I have no illusions of GW not fething up an AA system just as much as they fethed up their IGOUGO, but at least I won't doing nothing but removing models for half an hour straight.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 13:50:07


Post by: kodos


 Jidmah wrote:
but at least I won't doing nothing but removing models for half an hour straight.

I take the bet and hold 100 Internet points that this will never change in 40k


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 13:55:03


Post by: VladimirHerzog


 kodos wrote:
 VladimirHerzog wrote:
it can work for 40k.
just because you give your system a fancy name does not make it magically work
alternate unit activations works for other games because they have actually written a game, for the same reason alternating player turns or alternating phases work

40k is a random compilation of rules, which GW calls IGoUGo, and simply by changing the name to Alternate Activation and still have a random compilation of rules that have nothing to do with AA does make it work


well yes? Thats what i mean, obviously don't just change it from IGOUGO to AA with no extra changes (tho it does work, i've tried it before finding out about OPR)


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 Jidmah wrote:
I have no illusions of GW not fething up an AA system just as much as they fethed up their IGOUGO, but at least I won't doing nothing but removing models for half an hour straight.


Yeah, thats my opinion too. At least AA lets you play more of your models.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 14:08:48


Post by: NoiseMarine with Tinnitus


OK chaps and chapettes. The comment I made was intended as humour i.e. the reason why OP creates posts like this from time to time.

Let's respect the intent of the thread and if you want to discuss the viability or otherwise of AA in 40K then create a separate thread thingy.



NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 14:14:31


Post by: kodos


 VladimirHerzog wrote:
well yes? Thats what i mean, obviously don't just change it from IGOUGO to AA with no extra changes (tho it does work, i've tried it before finding out about OPR).

point is, 40k is already halfway thru the changes from alternating player turns to alternating activations
the times it was IGoUGo are long gone, they just still call the abomination that way instead of something made up

so if GW does not bother to do the extra work and make an IGoUGo System, why do you think the bother and do the extra work to make an Activation based system


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 14:19:55


Post by: VladimirHerzog


 kodos wrote:
 VladimirHerzog wrote:
well yes? Thats what i mean, obviously don't just change it from IGOUGO to AA with no extra changes (tho it does work, i've tried it before finding out about OPR).

point is, 40k is already halfway thru the changes from alternating player turns to alternating activations
the times it was IGoUGo are long gone, they just still call the abomination that way instead of something made up

so if GW does not bother to do the extra work and make an IGoUGo System, why do you think the bother and do the extra work to make an Activation based system


i don't get what you're trying to say. Are you saying that 40k isnt IGOUGO?


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 14:33:20


Post by: kodos


the current rules have nothing from IGoUGo except the name and the basic idea that there are player turns

it is neither a proper IGoUGo system as it is an activation based system but a strange mix of everything that is around

the main problem is not what system is used, but it is not thought thru and other "cool ideas" were mixed in to improve it


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 14:45:05


Post by: VladimirHerzog


 kodos wrote:
the current rules have nothing from IGoUGo except the name and the basic idea that there are player turns

it is neither a proper IGoUGo system as it is an activation based system but a strange mix of everything that is around

the main problem is not what system is used, but it is not thought thru and other "cool ideas" were mixed in to improve it


I don't see how it isnt an IGOUGO system?

One player does everything they want in their turn with all their force, then the other does the same


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 15:11:20


Post by: Karol


 VladimirHerzog wrote:


well yes? Thats what i mean, obviously don't just change it from IGOUGO to AA with no extra changes (tho it does work, i've tried it before finding out about OPR)
.


With the speed GW puts forth changes, and how they would have to adjust armies and rules for them. With the most important thing being , for GW, not lowering the number of models needed to play. In order to have a different activation system in w40k, they would not only have to totaly reset the game, but also start working on it like an edition or more before that, while doing and still desiging books for the old system. The chance that GW would do both or either good, is extremly low. And what sense is there in changing one bad system for another one? So that one can live in hope that maybe in 2-3 editions GW is going to fix everything or somethings, expectations depending on how long someone plays w40k?


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 15:31:09


Post by: VladimirHerzog


Karol wrote:
 VladimirHerzog wrote:


well yes? Thats what i mean, obviously don't just change it from IGOUGO to AA with no extra changes (tho it does work, i've tried it before finding out about OPR)
.


With the speed GW puts forth changes, and how they would have to adjust armies and rules for them. With the most important thing being , for GW, not lowering the number of models needed to play. In order to have a different activation system in w40k, they would not only have to totaly reset the game, but also start working on it like an edition or more before that, while doing and still desiging books for the old system. The chance that GW would do both or either good, is extremly low. And what sense is there in changing one bad system for another one? So that one can live in hope that maybe in 2-3 editions GW is going to fix everything or somethings, expectations depending on how long someone plays w40k?


You're in a thread talking about what people would like to see in the next edition.

This is exactly the place to make these suggestions.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 16:38:44


Post by: Dysartes


 VladimirHerzog wrote:
You're in a thread talking about what people would like to see in the next edition.

This is exactly the place to make these suggestions.

*looks at the thread title*

No, we're in a thread about "false and made up 10th edition rumours" - not the wish-listing thread at all.

That would be the one that's at 16 pages already - maybe take your derailment over there, instead?


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 17:36:17


Post by: VladimirHerzog


 Dysartes wrote:
 VladimirHerzog wrote:
You're in a thread talking about what people would like to see in the next edition.

This is exactly the place to make these suggestions.

*looks at the thread title*

No, we're in a thread about "false and made up 10th edition rumours" - not the wish-listing thread at all.

That would be the one that's at 16 pages already - maybe take your derailment over there, instead?


woops, my bad.

(tho is it really derailment if were talking about rules that could be in 10th?)


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 18:52:56


Post by: Mr. Burning


 VladimirHerzog wrote:
 Dysartes wrote:
 VladimirHerzog wrote:
You're in a thread talking about what people would like to see in the next edition.

This is exactly the place to make these suggestions.

*looks at the thread title*

No, we're in a thread about "false and made up 10th edition rumours" - not the wish-listing thread at all.

That would be the one that's at 16 pages already - maybe take your derailment over there, instead?


woops, my bad.

(tho is it really derailment if were talking about rules that could be in 10th?)


What you need is something like this:

Outriders and SM bikers will be able to take an exploding lance type weapon which will be wildly OP. Useless Rough Riders will feature heavily in promo for the release.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 20:37:32


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


145 - After years of debate between fans of AA and IGOUGO, GW decides to square the circle. 10th edition games will use IGOUGO for odd numbered turns and AA for even numbered turns. The Big Rule Book will come in 2 volumes, Codex Odd Numbered Turns and Codex Even Numbered Turns.

146 - Due a typo in Index: This Will Be Out of Date In 6 Months (HC $75) Imperial Guard have a movement of 1" but 6 Wounds each. IG players will refuse to accept any so-called errata or FAQs as FAKE NEWS.



NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/15 21:46:22


Post by: adamsouza


The 10th edition will be the most fun and well-balanced of all editions.

Models will only be available in digital format. The prices will remain unchanged. The "STC FORMAT" files will self-destruct after a single printing.



NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/16 09:24:36


Post by: Jidmah


149 - GW will sell 3D printers that will print one miniature in finecast and then stop working.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/16 12:28:39


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


Nah mate, square bases are soooo 1980.
Dodecahedron bases are where it's at.
That way the whole base can be a tactical rock!


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/16 12:33:40


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


158-GW will finally weigh in on the long-running female space marine debate:

This is a creative game and always has been, have fun. Space Marines are toy soldiers and no more have a gender than a rock, a tree or a bridge.


159-GW's assertation that rocks, trees and bridges do not have an inherent gender will cause riots across France, Italy and Spain forcing GW to apologize to speakers of romance languages and categorically say that Space Marines are male.

160-Custodeus however are non-binary pansexuals and that is canon.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/16 12:36:53


Post by: kodos


28 and 32 mm bases were a production error because of wrong imperial to metric calculations

in 10th it will be 20, 30 and 40mm bases for infantry (which units gets which size depends on melee attacks and is subject of change for further balance updates)
GW will sell upgrade packs of tactical rocks for those models that won't fit the new base size


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158-GW will finally weigh in on the long-running female space marine debate

with this change, Adeptus Sororitas become a Codex Space Marine supplement with full access to all Primaris units


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/16 19:40:34


Post by: DeadliestIdiot


 Kid_Kyoto wrote:


160-Custodeus however are non-binary pansexuals and that is canon.


Unfortunately, GW modeling team got confused at the definition of pansexual and a big custodes battle scene for the 10th edition rules book will feature several custodes lewdly looking at frying pans.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/16 20:10:43


Post by: Unit1126PLL


161-it will be illegal to field a tank without a visage of some kind for the first few months of the edition because GW will reintroduce and typo Armor Faces.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/17 16:43:25


Post by: Mr. Burning


 Unit1126PLL wrote:
161-it will be illegal to field a tank without a visage of some kind for the first few months of the edition because GW will reintroduce and typo Armor Faces.


YMDC will have a 798 page thread referencing this.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/17 16:45:19


Post by: DeadliestIdiot


 Mr. Burning wrote:
 Unit1126PLL wrote:
161-it will be illegal to field a tank without a visage of some kind for the first few months of the edition because GW will reintroduce and typo Armor Faces.


YMDC will have a 798 page thread referencing this.

797 pages of said thread will be an argument about the value of house rules

EDIT: oh wait..."completely false and made up"...change that to "the entire thread will remain on topic"


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/17 21:45:32


Post by: FezzikDaBullgryn


 Mr. Burning wrote:
 Unit1126PLL wrote:
161-it will be illegal to field a tank without a visage of some kind for the first few months of the edition because GW will reintroduce and typo Armor Faces.


YMDC will have a 798 page thread referencing this.


The first 386 pages will be determining what the meaning of "Armor" and "Tank". The thread will get locked after the thread devolves into Female Tanks not being represented properly.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/18 14:55:41


Post by: NoiseMarine with Tinnitus


FezzikDaBullgryn wrote:
 Mr. Burning wrote:
 Unit1126PLL wrote:
161-it will be illegal to field a tank without a visage of some kind for the first few months of the edition because GW will reintroduce and typo Armor Faces.


YMDC will have a 798 page thread referencing this.


The first 386 pages will be determining what the meaning of "Armor" and "Tank". The thread will get locked after the thread devolves into Female Tanks not being represented properly.


Sadly, that is probably far closer to the truth than you realise.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/18 17:52:22


Post by: Flinty


And don’t forget the offshoot thread that points out how it’s spelled armour, and then runs off with the general misspelling of amour (so you can play rouge trader, obviously).


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/18 19:15:06


Post by: FezzikDaBullgryn


Then there will be 6 threads on Gen Discussion as to whether or not a good player ALLOWS another person to play in the filthy disgusting casual manner of "armor facing tanks". As opposed to the far superior "Armour faced Tanks".


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/19 01:01:27


Post by: Da Butcha


Due to the outcry over quickly outdated Codices and armies long awaiting a Codex, GW will reformat the Codex system: After the release of the rulebook, one Codex will be released each month. That Codex will include one unit from each Army.

This will ensure all hobbyists get regular updates to their army, and no hobbyist has to spend more than others to buy a Codex, Codex Supplement, and Battlezone supplement to get their full rules.

Also at release will be available the massive Liber Astartes: All the Stuff Space Marines Get That No One Else Gets. This will include 300 pages of Primaris Lieutenants.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/19 01:20:19


Post by: FezzikDaBullgryn


I don't know why no one has said this, but the new Secundus Marines will be brought out, and they will be replaced by Tertius Marines. All non Tertius Marines will be send to Legends. 3 Entire Chapters of Astartes will go to legends, including The Blood Angels, who were finally so depleted after 4 books, that only Meph is left, and he is inducted into Death Watch, which is also later Legended.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/19 11:33:30


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


213 - GW will go BIG into 3D printing. GW stores and FLGS will have dedicated GW high-speed resin printers turning out an infantry sized model in under 15 minutes.

214 - Most of GWs back catalogue of OOP models will be available for downloading and local printing with literally hundreds of models added each week.

215 - Once the back catalogue is out a proprietary GW app will be rolled out allowing fans to repose and rearm models as they wish.

216 - With distribution issues now moved online GW games will become accessible in new places around the world with chains of GW stores opening across China, India and South America.

217 - Of course all this will come at a price, with some models costing as much as $5 each.


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161-it will be illegal to field a tank without a visage of some kind for the first few months of the edition because GW will reintroduce and typo Armor Faces.


218 - Worse yet, some Codex books will speak about Amour Faces reopening the long standing debate about Space Marine sex.

(Can someone tell me why my FB feed is full of stories about whether Captain America is a virgin?!)


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/19 14:49:15


Post by: NoiseMarine with Tinnitus


219 - In order to promote the launch of 10th, GW will permit fan content creators to use their IP for free without the threat of C&Ds heading their way en mass.



NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/19 14:57:24


Post by: Skinnereal


220 - All deployment is from air-drops. Aircraft are a detachment requirement

 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
(Can someone tell me why my FB feed is full of stories about whether Captain America is a virgin?!)
She-Hulk


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/19 17:59:31


Post by: shortymcnostrill


Gw no longer sells models, they sell Sprue Boxes. No longer will you suffer the plague of identical models! You get two random arms, a random body, random head, random weapon and two random legs! Your models will still need to be legal of course, and need to have both a left arm and a right arm (same for legs).

Aww shucks, didn't get a right arm in your Sprue Box? Just buy another one, what are the odds you keep getting left arms?*


* the chance of finding a right limb turns out to be around 1/10 for both legs and arms, at least initially. Gw soon capitalizes on this system by introducing rarity tiers in bits.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/19 18:33:34


Post by: Mariongodspeed


After hearing constant online complaints about Stratagems/CP for 2 editions, GW removes them entirely from the game.

In their place, they introduce a micro-transaction loot box system where you can purchase (for actual currency) minor one-use boons for your units, such as a dice reroll, the ability to fire overwatch, the ability to interrupt the combat sequence, certain benefits that should really be wargear such as smoke launchers or anti-aircraft weapons, extra warlord traits, extra relics, etc...

In fairness, the maximum number of loot boxes you can purchase will be limited by game size to 12 for Strike Force and 6 for Incursion. At least initially. .



NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/20 01:15:18


Post by: steelhead177th


Mariongodspeed wrote:
After hearing constant online complaints about Stratagems/CP for 2 editions, GW removes them entirely from the game.

In their place, they introduce a micro-transaction loot box system where you can purchase (for actual currency) minor one-use boons for your units, such as a dice reroll, the ability to fire overwatch, the ability to interrupt the combat sequence, certain benefits that should really be wargear such as smoke launchers or anti-aircraft weapons, extra warlord traits, extra relics, etc...

In fairness, the maximum number of loot boxes you can purchase will be limited by game size to 12 for Strike Force and 6 for Incursion. At least initially. .



That's dark. Here's your +1


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/20 11:17:24


Post by: Unit1126PLL


Microtransaction rules can be purchased during play in an app but only work for the battle round they are purchased in.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/20 14:29:42


Post by: FezzikDaBullgryn


There will be a NEW stat in all stat blocks, to reflect the entirely new Psyker system.

PS, and PT. Psychic Strength, and Psychic Defense

These will indicate the ability by which any unit in the game can resist Psychic attacks, actions, or perform them. So if say, a Wyrdvane psyker attempts to smite an Ork Weird boy, The wierd boy PD5 would be able to resist the Weird vane's PS of 2. However, if the unit of Wierd vane has 6+, it has a PS of however many in that unit, so 6+. So it would be able to smite.

No rolls, no BS attempts to stop the spell. Just strength against Strength.

Vehicles will have 0-1 PS/PD. dedicated Psykers will have above average PS, and PD.

Characters with no psychic ability will have above average PD, and no PS. on their ability to rally and suffer through it.

Psychic actions will now be limited to spells alone.

Blank type units will not cast an aura of +X to Psychic defense. So a Custodian which might have an average of 0/4 for PS/PD, would now get 0/5-6+ depending on how many sisters are within range.

Culexus will not just cause wounds to any psyker within LoS if they manifest a psychic power.

This will of course legends any unit statblock that does not conform.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/21 15:22:15


Post by: doktor_g


All citadel paints, models and books now have an electronic tracker that causes expiration and self destruction after 6mo.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/21 17:42:22


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


Mariongodspeed wrote:
After hearing constant online complaints about Stratagems/CP for 2 editions, GW removes them entirely from the game.

In their place, they introduce a micro-transaction loot box system where you can purchase (for actual currency) minor one-use boons for your units, such as a dice reroll, the ability to fire overwatch, the ability to interrupt the combat sequence, certain benefits that should really be wargear such as smoke launchers or anti-aircraft weapons, extra warlord traits, extra relics, etc...

In fairness, the maximum number of loot boxes you can purchase will be limited by game size to 12 for Strike Force and 6 for Incursion. At least initially. .



This, this is dark. Stratagems will be sold in blind packs and you'll have to rip them up after using.

I hope no one from GW is reading this thread.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/21 18:01:03


Post by: NoiseMarine with Tinnitus



GW will release a new Matched Play Randomiser App "MPRA". It must be used in all tourneys whether anyone likes it or not.

The MPRA will randomise and generate both player's armies for them, disregard any force organisation rules and force you to use the generated army.

A player who does not have 100% of the fully table ready models with them automitically loses the game.

In the event both players are unable to meet the egregious outputs of the MPRA then the player who can fulfill the greater number of unit requirements wins.

U-Haul trucks will be unavailable to the entire US during NA tourneys as a direct result.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/21 22:34:03


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Mariongodspeed wrote:
After hearing constant online complaints about Stratagems/CP for 2 editions, GW removes them entirely from the game.

In their place, they introduce a micro-transaction loot box system where you can purchase (for actual currency) minor one-use boons for your units, such as a dice reroll, the ability to fire overwatch, the ability to interrupt the combat sequence, certain benefits that should really be wargear such as smoke launchers or anti-aircraft weapons, extra warlord traits, extra relics, etc...

In fairness, the maximum number of loot boxes you can purchase will be limited by game size to 12 for Strike Force and 6 for Incursion. At least initially. .



This, this is dark. Stratagems will be sold in blind packs and you'll have to rip them up after using.

I hope no one from GW is reading this thread.


Steve Jackson kinda did that in the 90’s. Yes I did have some of these.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/21 22:43:32


Post by: ChiliPowderKeg


After the rousing success that was the "can't deploy within 9" inches" stipulation, 40k now streamlines use of Strategic Reserves even further by now having units no longer be able to deploy/reinforce/arrive within 6" of a board edge/etc. onto the board if there are any enemy units already on the battlefield. Also units with pre-game moves will not be able end their pre-game movement within 72" of the opponent's deployment zone.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/21 22:45:53


Post by: Flinty


My god that is a horrendous system! One-use cards!


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/21 22:47:08


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


 Flinty wrote:
My god that is a horrendous system! One-use cards!


Yup!

Excellent artwork though.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/21 23:08:42


Post by: Flinty


I mean forget being the first CCG, is this the first microtransaction DLC ever? For every single game? talk about being ahead of their time!


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/22 06:39:46


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


The moral of the story? Be careful what we joke about, as there may already be precedence!

And if memory serves from scratching them cards, sometimes there was just No Way You Could Ever Have Won. As in, no matter where it was scratched, you’d lose.

But still gorgeous artwork regardless.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/22 07:42:17


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


Oh yes, BLIND BUY scratch off Stratagems!

Buy a single card for $3, scratch it off when you play to see what it does! We may be hitting peak evil here!


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/22 08:00:38


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Oh yes, BLIND BUY scratch off Stratagems!

Buy a single card for $3, scratch it off when you play to see what it does! We may be hitting peak evil here!


That, but it’s printed on highly flammable paper, and the scratching is like lighting a match. Ensures cards can’t be re-used, and you have maybe a few seconds to read what benefit you got.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/22 16:58:38


Post by: Flinty


 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Oh yes, BLIND BUY scratch off Stratagems!

Buy a single card for $3, scratch it off when you play to see what it does! We may be hitting peak evil here!


That, but it’s printed on highly flammable paper, and the scratching is like lighting a match. Ensures cards can’t be re-used, and you have maybe a few seconds to read what benefit you got.


And then cross reference through the rulebook AND the codex for each army on the table to make sure there are no major incompatibilities

Truly a Mission Impossible! there should be a separate rule that lets you win if you ever actually manage to pull one of these things off without a valid challenge from your opponent.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/24 15:34:16


Post by: Abadabadoobaddon


 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Mariongodspeed wrote:
After hearing constant online complaints about Stratagems/CP for 2 editions, GW removes them entirely from the game.

In their place, they introduce a micro-transaction loot box system where you can purchase (for actual currency) minor one-use boons for your units, such as a dice reroll, the ability to fire overwatch, the ability to interrupt the combat sequence, certain benefits that should really be wargear such as smoke launchers or anti-aircraft weapons, extra warlord traits, extra relics, etc...

In fairness, the maximum number of loot boxes you can purchase will be limited by game size to 12 for Strike Force and 6 for Incursion. At least initially. .



This, this is dark. Stratagems will be sold in blind packs and you'll have to rip them up after using.

I hope no one from GW is reading this thread.

Why? Do you guys not have phones?


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/24 19:51:16


Post by: DeadliestIdiot


 Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Mariongodspeed wrote:
After hearing constant online complaints about Stratagems/CP for 2 editions, GW removes them entirely from the game.

In their place, they introduce a micro-transaction loot box system where you can purchase (for actual currency) minor one-use boons for your units, such as a dice reroll, the ability to fire overwatch, the ability to interrupt the combat sequence, certain benefits that should really be wargear such as smoke launchers or anti-aircraft weapons, extra warlord traits, extra relics, etc...

In fairness, the maximum number of loot boxes you can purchase will be limited by game size to 12 for Strike Force and 6 for Incursion. At least initially. .



This, this is dark. Stratagems will be sold in blind packs and you'll have to rip them up after using.

I hope no one from GW is reading this thread.

Why? Do you guys not have phones?

#NewDiabloGame


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/24 20:44:43


Post by: FezzikDaBullgryn


Tournaments will institute a new Paid DLC objective system. While playing, you can pay GW 5 USD, for a chance to roll for a new objective. The resulting roll does not allow you to pick a new objective, merely have the chance to get a new random objective.

The community will hem and haw about it, and there will be much gnashing of teeth on Youtube, but the hyper competitives will spend hundreds on this per tournament.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/24 20:50:44


Post by: Abadabadoobaddon


DeadliestIdiot wrote:
 Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Mariongodspeed wrote:
After hearing constant online complaints about Stratagems/CP for 2 editions, GW removes them entirely from the game.

In their place, they introduce a micro-transaction loot box system where you can purchase (for actual currency) minor one-use boons for your units, such as a dice reroll, the ability to fire overwatch, the ability to interrupt the combat sequence, certain benefits that should really be wargear such as smoke launchers or anti-aircraft weapons, extra warlord traits, extra relics, etc...

In fairness, the maximum number of loot boxes you can purchase will be limited by game size to 12 for Strike Force and 6 for Incursion. At least initially. .



This, this is dark. Stratagems will be sold in blind packs and you'll have to rip them up after using.

I hope no one from GW is reading this thread.

Why? Do you guys not have phones?

#NewDiabloGame

My biggest fear is GW finally gets on board with this internet thing the kids are all about these days and makes their app mandatory to play. Maybe they team up with some Chinese app developer to implement...


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/25 05:48:32


Post by: Jidmah


"The kids these days" are in their early 30s now.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/25 07:20:45


Post by: Mr. Burning


Included on our free White Dwarf Cover disc!

NEW RULES!.txt

Warhammer +

Netscape navis nobilte.

Playable demo of Firewarrior.

Corel Draw 2


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/25 08:10:27


Post by: Skinnereal


 Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
My biggest fear is GW finally gets on board with this internet thing the kids are all about these days and makes their app mandatory to play. Maybe they team up with some Chinese app developer to implement...
FFG tried that with X-Wing 2nd ed. It failed spectacularly. By the middle of 2nd ed, they were taking months to update it with new ships after their release.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/25 15:32:35


Post by: NoiseMarine with Tinnitus


 Jidmah wrote:
"The kids these days" are in their early 30s now.


GET OFF MY LAWN YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS - Necron Phaeron probably.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/26 10:56:59


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 NoiseMarine with Tinnitus wrote:
 Jidmah wrote:
"The kids these days" are in their early 30s now.


GET OFF MY LAWN YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS - Necron Phaeron probably.

MUH WAR IN HEAVEN - Cryptek, brandishing a Gauss 1911

I really like the meme about Necrons being a bunch of crotchety old boomers. It amuses me.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/28 17:07:03


Post by: NoiseMarine with Tinnitus


 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
 NoiseMarine with Tinnitus wrote:
 Jidmah wrote:
"The kids these days" are in their early 30s now.


GET OFF MY LAWN YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS - Necron Phaeron probably.

MUH WAR IN HEAVEN - Cryptek, brandishing a Gauss 1911

I really like the meme about Necrons being a bunch of crotchety old boomers. It amuses me.


It amuses me also...I am one and damned proud of it.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/28 22:09:25


Post by: FezzikDaBullgryn


Necrons are all just Clint Eastwood yelling at chairs. That actually makes a lot of sense.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/28 22:23:42


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


I can't wait for GW to make a film about a grumpy veteran Necron Immortal helping an Eldar kid fend off a group of Dark Eldar delinquents. They should call it Gran Ghost Ark or something.


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/30 14:33:07


Post by: NoiseMarine with Tinnitus


 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
I can't wait for GW to make a film about a grumpy veteran Necron Immortal helping an Eldar kid fend off a group of Dark Eldar delinquents. They should call it Gran Ghost Ark or something.


Closely followed up by the Oscar nominated comedy - "Dude, Where is my Monolith?"


NOW is the time for your completely false and made up 10th edition rumors! @ 2022/08/30 14:50:35


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 NoiseMarine with Tinnitus wrote:
 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
I can't wait for GW to make a film about a grumpy veteran Necron Immortal helping an Eldar kid fend off a group of Dark Eldar delinquents. They should call it Gran Ghost Ark or something.


Closely followed up by the Oscar nominated comedy - "Dude, Where is my Monolith?"

Eh, Trazyn and Oriken's Excellent Adventure was better.