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Nina - Yes it's that time again! Time to pretent we love our fellow man in the hopes of getting presents!
Chet - that's right Nina!
Nina - But what do people want? Let's settle it with a good old fashioned Arena of Deth gift off!
Chet - Yay!

Nina - First up we have STORMBRINGER,

Pros - a soul-sucking demon sword that makes you stronger the more souls it drinks!
Cons - May turn on you, plus it was always more evil than thou!

Chet - Next up we have IRON MAN'S ARMOR

Pros - Flies, invulnerable, repusler rays, and it folds into a suitcase.
Cons - Chaffes like a sumbitch.

Nina - Or how about SPACE MARINE GENETIC UPGRADES?

Pros - Makes you bigger, stronger, faster
Cons - Known to cause baldness and shouting. Plus studies show half of all Marines experiement with Chaos.

Chet - Or maybe a VF-1S VERITECH FIGHTER?

Pros - It's a @#@#ing F-14 that turns into a robot and flies in space!
Cons - It's a @#@#ing F-14 that turns into a robot and flies in space! What could be bad?

Nina - Or a CATGIRL?

Pros - It's a catgirl!
Cons - Litterbox!

Chet - Of course there is also the EMPERORSHIP OF JAPAN!

Pros - You get to be Emperor of Japan!
cons - Emperor of Japan has been a purely ceremonial position since 1100 AD. Plus the sun goddess is a real bitch.

Nina - For the more literary among you... a DEATH NOTE!

Pros - Anyone whose name you write in the Death Note will die. Seriously. Just die. No saving throw or anything.
Cons - You'll have to read a 3000 page manga to use it correctly.

Chet - Or if you like reading... the NECRONOMICON EX MORTIS!

Pros - Allows you to call up an army of darkness!
Cons - Do not call up that which you cannot put down!

Nina - For you traveling types, how about a TARDIS?

Pros - travel through time and space
Cons - A trifle unreliable. Always looks like a police box.

Chet – Or you can just stay home in your new HOLODECK!

Pros – recreate any environment you want! From a Victorian novel, to a 30s detective story to the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders locker room. Well. OK. Just the locker room. Like you’ll be using anything else.
Cons – Your holographic Moriarty may develop sentience and try to kill you.

Nina – But you could blow him up if you had… A NUCLEAR WARHEAD!

Pros – Blows stuff up real good.
Cons – Not good for much else, delivery system not included, hope you can run fast.

Chet – But that pesky radiation sickness will go away with one sip of your POTION OF HEALING!

Pros – One sip heals any wound or illness
Cons – Even at one sip per illness you’ll eventually run out.

Nina – Well then, how about the gift the keeps on giving ONE BILLION DOLLARS!

Pros – It’s a billion dollars! That’s like, 2 stealth bombers!
Cons – Cannot be used to buy anything on this list…

Chet – But who wants money when you may not live long enough to spend it. So how about a bad case of VAMPIRISM!

Pros – Sleep all day, party all night, live forever, it’s good to be a vampire.
Cons – You will never enjoy eating garlic pizza on a sunny day in a church again. Plus cheerleaders armed with pointy sticks.

Nina – And finally we have… ROCK STARDOM!

Pros – groupies, money, groupies, fame, groupies
Cons – Drug habit, mockery on VH1’s We Love the 00s.

Chet – Wow, I don’t know what to choose…
Nina – They all look so good…
Chet – So sports fans, what do you want for Christmas?

The rules: Each item starts with 10 points. Copy the list into your reply and make a "vote" by either adding or subtracting one point from a single selection. When a selection reaches "0" it is out of the game. You may not vote again until four other posters have voted after you, or two hours have passed without *any* valid votes from anyone (not any posts, any votes).

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 10
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 10
Nuclear Warhead 10
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 10
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 10
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 10

Catgirl 9-
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 10
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 10
Nuclear Warhead 10
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 10
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 10
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 10


Meow no more!

Catgirl 9
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 10
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 10
Nuclear Warhead 9-
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 10
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 10
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 10

Ban the bomb

Catgirl 9
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 10
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 10
Nuclear Warhead 8-
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 10
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 10
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 10

Back off my catgirl Gonads, don't make me go dreadnought with her

- Salvage

Catgirl 9
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11+
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 10
Nuclear Warhead 8
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 10
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 10
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 10

Japan is made of awesome and win.

Catgirl 9
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 10
Nuclear Warhead 8
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 9-
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 10
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 10

Healing potion? Come on, theres sooooo much better stuff out here. And the Emperorship of japan basically gives you cat girls and giant robots anyway so I can see how its superior to some of the other choices.

Catgirl 9
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 10
Nuclear Warhead 8
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 9
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 10
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11+

I so want one.

Catgirl 9
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 10
Nuclear Warhead 7-
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 9
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 10
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

- Salvage

Catgirl 10+
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 10
Nuclear Warhead 7
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 9
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 10
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

- Salvage

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 10
Nuclear Warhead 6-
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 9
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 10
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

No To Nukes

- Salvage

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 10
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 8-
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 10
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

Blizzard who?

- Salvage

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 10
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 8
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 9-
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

Why would I want an unarmed vehicle?

2 hours

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9-
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 8
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 9
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 8
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 8-
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

Why would I want a vehicle without spikes?

- Salvage

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 8
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 7-
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

- Salvage

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 7-
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 7
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 6-
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 7
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 5-
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 7
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

- Salvage

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 4-
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 7
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 3-
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 7
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

Catgirl 10
Death Note 11+
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 3
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 7
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

Catgirl 9-
Death Note 11
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 3
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 7
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

Catgirl 10+
Death Note 11
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 3
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 7
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

- Salvage

Catgirl 10+
Death Note 10-
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 3
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 7
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 2-
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 7
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 1-
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 7
Vampirism 10
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 1-
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 7
Vampirism 9-
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

Gotta kill the vampire before the goths get into this.

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9
Nuclear Warhead 6
One Billion Dollars 10
Potion Of Healing 0-
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 7
Vampirism 9
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

Wizard shot the potion!

2 hours

Catgirl 10
Death Note 10
Emperorship Of Japan 11
Holodeck 10
Iron Man's Armor 10
Necronomicon Ex Mortis 9
Nuclear Warhead 5-
One Billion Dollars 10
Rock Stardom 10
Space Marine Genetic Upgrades 10
Stormbringer 10
Tardis 7
Vampirism 9
Vf-1s Veritech Fighter 11

When I was a kid The Day After scared the living @@!$ out of me. To this day I can't look at an Interncontinental Ballistic Missile with Multiple Re-entry Vehicles without getting the shakes.