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I will never run these because I have way to much fun running fun lists but my drunk friends and I are curious what the best Cheese lists for every army are?

Please post so we may continue our amazing discussion.

MORE CHEESE PLEASE!!!

Well, I played a Noise Marine army recently and won a tournament with it (1750 pts).
My opponents didn't really play cheesy armies.
Not sure if my army is really cheesy as it has only 3 scoring units.

2x winged DP w/ lash, MoS

10 Termies w/ hf x2, pf x2, IoGC

2x 7 Noise Marines incl. AC w/ pw, doom siren, icon, Rhino
8 Noise Marines w/ sonic blaster x8

3x2 Obliterators

The battle reports can be found at the corresponding Dakka site.

Pick something good. Spam it. Back it up properly. There's a bowl of cheese.

I'm originally from a town in Australia called 'Bega,' famous for cheese production if nothing else.

2 Lash Prince
3x6 Plague Marines w Rhino's and 2x Plasma
3x2 Oblits

My new "drive you crazy" list

Vulkan
Master with conversion beamer on a bike
2 full space marine tac squads in drop pods
1 5 man space marine Sniper scout squad with camo cloaks & Heavy bolter
5 ironclad dreads with drop pods Heavy flamers instead of storm bolters

All for 1750

Drops 4 Ironclads first turn wherever needed, Flame or Melta whatever you are closest to and hope they don't notice that 12" moving master with the Ap1 blast.

Takes a bit of firepower to take down 5 AV13 dreads, might be even harder if that firepower gets knocked out in turn 1 or assaulted & tied up in turn 2.

Oh and good luck with those 2+ cover save scouts sitting in the fortified ruins.

Had enough of the Dreads? That’s fine cause Vulkan & 10 space marines just drop poded in to burn you off from your objective with a flamer & heavy Flamer themselves.

Oh and did I mention those flamers, heavy flamers, and melta guns are twin linked?

Of course if you have a couple of mystics I'll be shot out of the sky.

HQ:

waboss - klaw, bosspole, eavy armour - 95

waboss - klaw, bosspole, eavy armour - 95

Elite:

5 nobz - klaw, painboy, eavy armour - 175
Battlewagon - 2 big shootas, zzap gun, deff roller - 135

5 nobz - klaw, painboy, eavy armour - 175
Battlewagon - 2 big shootas, zzap gun, deff roller - 135

5 nobz - klaw, painboy, eavy armour, bosspole - 1780
Battlewagon - 2 big shootas, zzap gun, deff roller - 135

Troop

5 nobz - klaw, painboy, eavy armour, bosspole - 1780
Battlewagon - 2 big shootas, zzap gun, deff roller - 135

5 nobz - klaw, painboy, eavy armour, bosspole - 1780
Battlewagon - 2 big shootas, killkannon - 160

10 boyz - 60
trukk, red paint job - 40

10 boyz - 60
trukk, red paint job - 40

10 gretchin - slaver - 40

Heavy:

Battlewagon - 2 big shootas, killkannon - 160

Battlewagon - 2 big shootas, killkannon - 160

Battlewagon - 2 big shootas, killkannon - 160

total of 25 nobz, 2 warboss's, 20 boyz, 10 grots + slaver, 2 trukks and 8 battlewagons.
2,500 points dead on.

nightbringer
necron lord with res orb

3 monoliths

rest of the points in warriors

I actually ran this list and did very well at 1750. Many people complained about the nightbringer...
this was extra good cuz this was 4th ed.

8 battle wagons is just insanely sick i think!
wow awesome!

Dont hope my orkplaying friends will notice this list....

its currently what im building

Roland's army (2000 pts):
2 lash DPs
9 Obliterators
3 Landraiders as transports of minimum Termie squads
3 CSM squads.

NB: Roland was born as a power gamer.

my too many f*cking orks list:

honestly, i don't have a codex, but i'm pretty sure this fits in just under or over 1500 points:

Warboss, mecha armour.
30 shoota boyz, as many rokkit launchaz as will fit, nob with power klaw.
30 shoota boyz, as many rokkit launchaz as will fit, nob with power klaw.
30 shoota boyz, as many rokkit launchaz as will fit, nob with power klaw.
30 shoota boyz, as many rokkit launchaz as will fit, nob with power klaw.
30 shoota boyz, as many rokkit launchaz as will fit, nob with power klaw.
30 shoota boyz, as many rokkit launchaz as will fit, nob with power klaw.

for an additional 500 points: load up on lootaz, get a few nastier things in there...

i like battlewagons, i got 4, but huoh cant get 8 :O, would like test 8 of them

I got two for you fron the same concept

x2 farseer-ward runes, spear, guide
x11 gaurdians w/ EML x3
x10 gaurdiand w/ EML x3
x6 Vypers w/ EMLs, shuri-cannons, stones (organized how you please)
x3 war walkers w/ 2 EMLs, stones x3

1995

If you split the army down the middle, that makes 30 krak and 30 plasma missles flying each turn
This can be adapted to all the weapons. 30 brightlances anyone? How about scatterlasers? Starcannons maybe?
I am pretty sure with this setup I can drop a battlewagon or 2 a turn.

OR

farseer-ward runes, jetbike, doom (with small jetbike squad)
farseer- ward runes, guide
x9 jetbikes x3
x4 jetbikes
x6 Vypers- tones (organized how you please)
x3 war walkers- stones x3

1752

Load a shuri-cannon EVERYWHERE one is an option, and go to town. 114 shots a turn

Here's my 4chan list, quite cheesy as you can see.

HQ
x2 Forum ADMIN w/Super Powers Cost: 1337

Elites
x30 Anons w/lolumad? Cost: 60
x30 Anons w/lolumad? Cost: 60
x30 Anons w/lolumad? Cost: 60

Troops
x30,000 n00bs Cost: 2
x30,000 n00bs Cost: 2
x30,000 n00bs Cost: 2
x30,000 n00bs Cost: 2
x30,000 n00bs Cost: 2
x30,000 n00bs Cost: 2

Fast Attack
x50 Mudkipz Cost: 17
x50 Mudkipz Cost: 17
x50 Mudkipz Cost: 17

Heavy Support
Roflcopter w/lolazoar Cost: 52
Roflcopter w/lolazoar Cost: 52
Roflcopter w/lolazoar Cost: 52

TOTAL: 1736

Ran out of choices, could add more if there were only more choices to use.

you broke rules 1 and 2 and lost the game.

(O-O)... um .... (O-O)... (ToT)

so many noobs, and only 6 turns.

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:Here's my 4chan list, quite cheesy as you can see.

HQ
x2 Forum ADMIN w/Super Powers Cost: 1337

Dude Forum ADMIN is totally weak compared to your other options, I always take Vegeta, even though he costs OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!11

Now I have to write up Movie Space Marines rules for DBZ figurines. Thanks a lot.

Mongus wrote:

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:Here's my 4chan list, quite cheesy as you can see.

HQ
x2 Forum ADMIN w/Super Powers Cost: 1337

Dude Forum ADMIN is totally weak compared to your other options, I always take Vegeta, even though he costs OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!11

Not even Apocalypse can handle his power lev--WHAT NINE THOUSAND?!?!?!?!

Vulkan He´stan 190
Librarian +terminator armor+ storm shield+ gate of infinity+ the avenger 140

10 Tact marines with multimelta+ flamer +powerfist +drop pod 230
10 Tact Marines with Flammer + Multimelta+ Drop pod 205

Ironclad dreadnought+ meltagun+ heavy flamer hunter killer missile+
drop pod+ deathwind missile launcher 210
Ironclad dreadnought+ meltagun+ heavy flamer hunter killer missile+
drop pod+ deathwind missile launcher 210
5 Assault terminators hammer and shield 200

6 devastators + 4 plasma cannon 206
6 devastators + 4 plasma cannon 206
6 devastators + 4 plasma cannon 206

I dont like using my vindicators or predators lattely, devastators dont gets shaken in the first turns, and they got nice cover saves normally as well as 2 extra lives each squad

Assault termies with hammer is a must with vulkan, they reroll to hit and wound. Librarian will lead them with gates to the combat I will rarelly deep strike them, I want them charging in 2nd turn.

Ironclad dreadies goes first turn with pods, pod will strikes crowed low armor enemies with deathwind while dreadies will go first turn agains tanks with multimelta and hunter missile, next turn they will charge I suposse.

The tactical marines will go with Vulkan and they will come from second turn to counterstrike or to split in 2 squads, 1 with the meltas and the other with vulkan and the power fist.ç
The other tactical is mainly for objetives in my own battlefield area, but I pod them so they survive, with a little luck they will come on turn 3 adn there will be almost nothing left from enemy alive

already post it on another threat but Its chesse so hereit went also

my 4th ed eldar army (1500pts):

Farseer: Witchblade, fortune, guide
5 Warlocks: Witchblades, Enhance, Embolden

10 Guardians w/Starcannon
10 Guardians w/Starcannon
7 Guardians w/ Starcannon

2 Vipers: Starcannon, Crystal Targetting Matrix
2 Vipers: Starcannon, Crystal Targetting Matrix
2 Vipers: Starcannon, Crystal Targetting Matrix

Falcon: Starcannon, Crystal Targetting Matrix
Falcon: Starcannon, Crystal Targetting Matrix

Now that was a cheesy army, how i missed using it at the GT

Star Cannons? Crystal targetting matrix? Are you sure this wasn't your 3rd Ed list?

Yeah read his final line. It was posted as a joke

A blast from the past for sure.

Nightmare wrote:you broke rules 1 and 2 and lost the game.

That's a nice avatar

LOL

Dinotopia enters 40k

DINOSAURS FOR ALL!

Pedro Kantor 200 points

KHAN!!!!! 160


Elites

Sternguard (10)
8 combimeltas 290

Terminators 200 +ass 30 + Redeemer 240 + Multi Melta 10, Xtra Armour

Terminators 5 200 LC _ Redeemer as above 240

Troops
5 Man w/ Combi melta w/ Razorback 120
5 Man w/ Combi Melta azorback 120
5 Man w/ Combi MeltaRazorback 120
5 Man Combi Melta without Razorback 80

Heavy Support
Landraider Redeemer Multi Melta 265

Landraider Redeemer Multi Melta 265



So I have 5 Outflanking tanks, two of which are Redeemers, 1 unit of Sternguard (scoring ), 1 Unit of Tacticals Scoring in a Landraider.

Khan with Pedro and Lightning claws gives Total of 31 powerweapon attacks 6 of which are from Khan, then Pedros 4, and on Charge they are all initiative 5 and Pedro and Khan are initiative 6.


So you have 5 Scoring units, 5 outflanking units, 4 Landraiders, 4 Tanks. So a total of Nine Vehicles with 4 Twinlinked heavy bolters, 4 Twin linked assault cannons, 12 Melta Gun one shots, 4 Multimelta shots, 8 Redeemer shots. 20 Boltguns, 4 Stormbolters, 1 Assault Cannon.

Oh and Pedro has orbital strike. I thought it was rather silly.

Sadly, Pedro Kantor's scoring sterguard cannot be mixed with Khan's outflanking units.

It would be great, but you cannot do that mister jenkins

Also, You got the points a bit confizzled,

Yea you can his Hold the line is not a replacement for Combat Tactics, its a seperate special rule that the Sternguard in his army gets. His Exchange for combat tactics is Stubborn, and when you have two who exchange you get to choose. Its not a either or, so yeah you can.


I should be right at 2500 unless I miscalculated. More silly crap with Pedro and KHAAAN



Pedro 200
Khan !!!!!!! 160
7 Honour Guard w/ Rhino


10 Man Sternguard 2 combimeltas w/ Rhino 310
10 Man Sternguard 2combi meltas w/ Rhino 310
10 Man Sternguard 2 combi meltas w/ Rhino 310


Troops
10 Man w/ Rhino 210
10 Man w/ Rhino 210
10 Man w/ Rhino 210
10 Man w/ Rhino 210

The ultimate 1850 of Space Marines

HQ Shrike 195
Pedro 175

Troops
10 scouts 140
10 scouts 140
(with sniper rifles and bolters)

Elite
10 Assault Terminators 400
10 Assault Terminators 400
10 Assault Terminators 400
(half lightnening claws half thunder hammers)

So now you have 6 kill points, or 10 combat squads to claim objectives, terminators who can infiltrate with shrike, everyone can fleet, and Pedro gives them +1 attack and an orbital bombardment.

Terminators Moving 6 fleeting 6 and assaulting 6 is a horrible thing to behold.

I watch someone play this list against blood angels and table his opponent.