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2009/08/27 16:06:26
Subject: Cultist worship
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Been Around the Block
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How do chaos cultists (both dedicated and undivided) worship chaos? Both in daily life and in rituals.
Please keep it as SFW/family friendly as possible, though I won't mind getting PMs containing the NSFW suggestions.
Nurgle? Spreading diseases?
Khorne? Killing people?
Tzeencth? Politics?
Slaanesh? Indulging in drugs, something and rock and roll (well two out of three aint bad)? Wearing nice clothing?
Undivided? Stomping on Butterflies? 
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2009/08/27 18:24:51
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Khorne Rhino Driver with Destroyer
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Khorne's cultists worship him by making blood sacrifices. Who it is doesn't really matter, whether it's a random citizen, an enemy, a fellow cultist, or themselves.
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"We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!"
-Ghazghkull Thraka
"KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN!"
-Kharn the Betrayer
"Well that was unexpected..."
-Last words of Chaos Warmaster Varan the Undefeatable
"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty!"
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2009/08/27 19:10:21
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Slannesh Follower's make sacrifices, dress pretty, have orgies both of Violence,food and sexual nature.
They frequently summon Daemonettes and Fiend's.
If I used the proper term did I make it work safe??
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2009/08/27 19:11:24
Subject: Cultist worship
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Been Around the Block
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I don't they would do themselves for blood, but Khorne doesn't mind. He doesn't care where the blood comes from. Automatically Appended Next Post: Shadowbrand wrote:Slannesh Follower's make sacrifices, dress pretty, have orgies both of Violence,food and sexual nature.
They frequently summon Daemonettes and Fiend's.
If I used the proper term did I make it work safe??
Huh?
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2009/08/27 19:44:12
Subject: Cultist worship
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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Tzeentch's followers follow tzeentch, not knowing what tzeentch's plans are.
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2009/08/27 19:49:08
Subject: Cultist worship
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Been Around the Block
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I meant more of rituals
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2009/08/27 19:50:32
Subject: Cultist worship
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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Tzeentchy people probably aren't into rituals. Except maybe wierd dances.
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2009/08/27 20:14:15
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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nvm, guess it worked lol
I meant if I used proper terminology instead of a few other term's for baby making. XD
The more "Vulgar" ones.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/27 20:14:28
I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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2009/08/27 20:18:11
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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Shadowbrand wrote:nvm, guess it worked lol
I meant if I used proper terminology instead of a few other term's for baby making. XD
The more "Vulgar" ones.
still not making sense.
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2009/08/27 20:23:17
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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I give up never mind what i was saying. >.<
Pretend I said nothing!!!
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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2009/08/27 20:28:26
Subject: Cultist worship
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Been Around the Block
USA
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Humans are damn curious and hate to give something up without finding it out.
Post what you meant (or at least PM us)
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2009/08/27 20:34:12
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Calculating Commissar
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They're kidding Shadow. That or they're too young to get what you're talking about and thus probably shouldn't know anyway.
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2009/08/27 20:39:58
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Ahh ok.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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2009/08/27 20:41:30
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Been Around the Block
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metallifan wrote:They're kidding Shadow. That or they're too young to get what you're talking about and thus probably shouldn't know anyway.
Hey, I am not kidding. I just am wondering if something more is meant than what I think.
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2009/08/27 20:47:24
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Ok ok!! I'll explain. What I'm trying to say is you asked for everything to be kept work safe.
It's actually documented on Lexi and various sources for Slannesh Cultists to have orgies, I tried explaining that in a work safe manner.
Do I have to break it down further guys?? my head hurt's.
I now realize i misread the post.
My bad, I think ill go wash my glasses.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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2009/08/27 21:06:34
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Been Around the Block
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Shadowbrand wrote:Slannesh Follower's make sacrifices, dress pretty, have orgies both of Violence,food and sexual nature.
They frequently summon Daemonettes and Fiend's.
If I used the proper term did I make it work safe??
I thought you made that very clear, with "have orgies of a sexual nature"
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2009/08/27 21:20:31
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Ok! that's all what I ment.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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2009/08/27 21:32:47
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Slaanesh Veteran Marine with Tentacles
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Ha. That was one of the most amusing little internet mix-ups I've seen in a while.
But as for OT....
Khorne: Blood sacrifices/wanton slaughter/skulltaking, as has already been posted
Nurgle: Exposing themselves to virulent diseases, spreading said diseases, wallowing in decay and filth
Slaanesh: We all know what Slaanesh likes. 
Tzeentch: This one's tough. They probably play chess a lot. Actually... They probably play Warhammer a lot.
But seriously... Maybe they spend all their time engineering strange plots and overly elaborate plans? Baking a cake with a Tzeentch cultist might involve traveling to the top of a mountain just to kill one sherpa, whose tumbling corpse would scare a rare form of eagle from its nest, causing it to fly down the mountain and into your hometown, where it might lay an egg on your windowsill, which you can then crack open and use to bake the cake. That's the best approximation I could come up with, at least. 
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Slaneesh may seem fun now, but when you find yourself in bed with a he-goat and several implements of pain, you'll know you've gone too far. -Emperor's Faithful
"Oh, Brother Asmodai! Yes, spank me! I've been heretical!"
"Feel the Emperor's judgement, Azrael!"
"Oooh, yes! Purge me! Purge me!" -Cheese Elemental
'In the eye of Terror, it's still the '80's. And that's a good thing.' -Necroagogo |
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2009/08/27 21:44:01
Subject: Cultist worship
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Been Around the Block
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So tzeentch cultists build rube goldberg machines?
As for slaanesh, well vanilla sex is where slaanesh begins, so it is easy to get the mix up there.
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2009/08/27 22:53:29
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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Shadowbrand wrote:I give up never mind what i was saying. >.<
Pretend I said nothing!!!
I know exactly how you feel.
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2009/08/28 00:15:20
Subject: Cultist worship
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Been Around the Block
USA
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Sorry, I meant explicit detail. Going into how Khorne cultists would do the thing they do. Or exactly how the daemonettes use the little rubbery jiggly things that go "poing"
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2009/08/28 06:42:12
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Slaanesh Veteran Marine with Tentacles
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So tzeentch cultists build rube goldberg machines?
YES! ON A COSMIC SCALE! Out of souls!
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Slaneesh may seem fun now, but when you find yourself in bed with a he-goat and several implements of pain, you'll know you've gone too far. -Emperor's Faithful
"Oh, Brother Asmodai! Yes, spank me! I've been heretical!"
"Feel the Emperor's judgement, Azrael!"
"Oooh, yes! Purge me! Purge me!" -Cheese Elemental
'In the eye of Terror, it's still the '80's. And that's a good thing.' -Necroagogo |
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2009/08/28 06:43:16
Subject: Cultist worship
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Whee capchureeed eeeet for kay ooohs
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2009/08/28 06:49:08
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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We are Kay-oss Kay-oss is STRONG!!!!
"Eet was hez first purge he vwas sho shy!!!"
Love that comic!
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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2009/08/28 07:32:44
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Shadowbrand wrote:We are Kay-oss Kay-oss is STRONG!!!!
"Eet was hez first purge he vwas sho shy!!!"
Love that comic!
"MORE HERETICAL!" " DON FORGET THE ACCENT!"
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2009/08/28 09:29:13
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Love that comic. Took me a while to realise that they were refering to soulstorm though. 
More on topic though I started a thread on things nurgle cultists did to prove thier commitment. Answers were mostly "spead diease and/or catch them"
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2009/08/28 09:58:55
Subject: Cultist worship
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Been Around the Block
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Can you give me a link to that topic?
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2009/08/28 14:49:41
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Fully-charged Electropriest
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oggers wrote: Love that comic. Took me a while to realise that they were refering to soulstorm though.
More on topic though I started a thread on things nurgle cultists did to prove thier commitment. Answers were mostly "spead diease and/or catch them"
Catching disease eh?
So some unlucky Slannesh Cultists think they've gotten lucky, go to bed and wake up Nurgle cultists :p
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2009/08/28 14:53:36
Subject: Cultist worship
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Killer Klaivex
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LunaHound wrote:Whee capchureeed eeeet for kay ooohs
Cultist-chan? THAT'S EXTRA HERETICAL!
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/30 06:33:28
Subject: Re:Cultist worship
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Been Around the Block
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Dark Lord Seanron wrote:oggers wrote: Love that comic. Took me a while to realise that they were refering to soulstorm though.
More on topic though I started a thread on things nurgle cultists did to prove thier commitment. Answers were mostly "spead diease and/or catch them"
Catching disease eh?
So some unlucky Slannesh Cultists think they've gotten lucky, go to bed and wake up Nurgle cultists :p
Always a risk with nurgle cultists, especially as they are so friendly.
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