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People ask me "matty, why do you hate Religion so much? Can you not just let people do what they want to do?"

Well.. i have a good answer for you all, 40k is not my number one hobby..

My hobby is under threat due to these damn Christians!




What do you guys think? Should we ban it?! It doesnt do any harm... right?

Judging by her last comment, she feels a spot threatened by the though of a man not needing a woman?

All this time I haven't been married, and apparently I've been committing adultery! Whatever will my future wife think of me?!

...Wow, kind of ashamed to be an American right now. Any room over there for me?

She's pretty hot. I redacted by the Modquisition.

George Spiggott wrote:She's pretty hot. I redacted by the Family Inquisition.

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Inquisitor Lord Bane wrote:...Wow, kind of ashamed to be an American right now. Any room over there for me?

Sure, you could come stay with me.. although, that might be awkward as i spend 18 hours a day thrashing myself.

You can stay with my Gran!

Don't be gross. -The Mgmt.

I should, perhaps, join another forum not intended for a family audience to express these kind of sentiments.]

mattyrm wrote:Redacted.Automatically Appended Next Post:

Inquisitor Lord Bane wrote:...Wow, kind of ashamed to be an American right now. Any room over there for me?

Sure, you could come stay with me.. although, that might be awkward as i spend 18 hours a day thrashing myself.

You can stay with my Gran!

I almost moved to the UK about 3 years ago. In retrospect, I kinda regret not doing it

what?! I totaly hate religion too, especially after seeing this. I can't believe religion is turning people into crazed fanatics.

she said something like "masturbating is a loss of * drip-drop*". How can it be a loss, keeping in mind that there are a lot of men around the world who aren't fertile. Women married to such a man (with respect) should be thankfull there are a few spanking men in their neighbourhoud who visit the sperm bank.

Christ. . .Christine. . . do you realize what this is?

THE SECOND COMING


SHOW US THE PATH CHRISTINE!!!

hurdur

Evidently she's up in the polls now. You can do it! I want my flying monkey army!

Frazzled wrote:Evidently she's up in the poles now.

Oh that's hot.

This thread seems really... modded? At this point why not just lock/delete it?

The only thing scripture says that could possibly be construed against masturbation is lusting "in your heart." Waht does that even mean? How do we know that you can't lust with your head but if it's not emotional it's okay? What if I imagine a fictitious person as my object of lust, is my heart lusting for someone who doesn't even exist? I can't believe I ever used to advocate this crap.

We're optimistic sorts; there's always the chance that someone like you will come in talking about the actual ideas, rather than just making masturbation jokes. Thanks!

You do understand what you think is common knowledge and just normal Christian thinking is neither. Different groups think differently. I'm not saying I think you are wrong, but in essence your argument is that it doesn't make any sense because this is how Christianity is/thinks. The problem is that we have a preponderance of evidence, like the video above, that others would disagree with your assessment.

Personly i would like to find the people in the video and laugh my arse off at em, cause really no matter how hard one group tries they wont eliminate masturbation, their efforts are futile.... also sadly one of the chicks in the video remind me of my ex girlfriend *shudders*

Whelp, there goes my boner.

Hmm... between hot dogs in a jar and this, I will still stay in america. Irn Bru tastes weird and seriously, hot dogs in a jar. aybe it was just scotland, but *shudder* hot dogs should not be put in a jar.

It is comment like some of those expressed in the clip that almost require the asking for chapter and verse... I want to know exactly where, in whichever version of the bible they are using, it says what they claim.

Of course, I also do this with any other religion with a publically available text.

Its like explaining rules on this forum..... tell me where to find it, page number and paragraph, and let me read it for myself.

I thought that in this point in history the lady in question was practicing witchcraft.

No, she's like us and we don't practice witchcraft so she doesn't either.

Wearing an outfit like that, I call crazy cultist broad.....

As a Christian I would like to shed a little light on this if i may.

In Genesis, there is this guy named Onan. His brother died and he inherited his brothers wife Tamar. Judah instructed Onan to impregnate Tamar for the good of the tribe. However Onan decided to instead pull out and finish. God was displeased and after repeated warnings killed Onan for his disobedience. So, Medieval scholars thought this meant "Masturbation=Evil" and we have kept the tradition ever since.

Latley, many christians have interpreted the story not as "Masturbation=Evil" but don't disobey God. All throughout the bible no one (including God) says you cant have alone time with yourself.

My two Pfennig

Monster Rain wrote:I thought that in this point in history the lady in question was practicing witchcraft.

This week Bill Maher played a montage of clips of her from back in the day. It was like a highlight reel of Urban Legends Passed Around By The Most Ignorant Christian You Know. Like someone who takes Chick Tracts seriously. She, I kid you not, said she was opposed to Halloween because it's Satanic and people are being killed in human sacrifices.

I can't help but wonder if this whole sideshow is meant to make Sarah Palin look better.

Manchu wrote:I can't help but wonder if this whole sideshow is meant to make Sarah Palin look better.

I can't help but wonder is the whole show is meant to make everything look tolerable.

Indeed, I agree with Manchu, the woman is an absolute wingnut. Surely they must be doing this on purpose for some sort of.. tactical gain?! The powers that be cant be THAT stupid right?

I love this gak.. i find American politics far funnier than anything on Saturday Night Live. I wish ours was as interesting because i know far more about US politics than our own!

As i said, perhaps its all a satire, im still waiting for Ann Coulter to announce her devotion to the Democrats and come out as a brilliant satirist following this gem!




Seriously.. watch that. The opening minute is laugh out loud funny.

"When your ALLOWED to exist on the same continent as the US, they better hope the US doesnt roll over one night and CRUSH them! They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent!"

What Ann Coulter seems to have forgotten is that the last time the US made a serious attempt to invade Canada it resulted in the White House getting burnt down by Canadian forces.
Jus' sayin'.