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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 17:21:34
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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So I played a friendly game with my step son this weekend (he's 13) and he had the worst die rolls I've ever seen! He was firing lascannons and had 2 rolls to wound. They both came up 1's. Later on, in the same turn his 3 lascannon pred was about to fry some of my terminators: He rolls 4 dice, all 1's  I was trying to keep the poor kid from getting frustrated and had nothing to do with his playing, and told him those were the worst rolls I'd ever seen, in the same turn no less!
Any other stories of pathetic luck like this?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 17:37:54
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Stalwart Space Marine
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Worst roll I had was a few days ago.
My terminator turn to attack, they all hit there attackers, 6 roll for wounds with power fist . What do I get? 5 one and just to put salt in the wound, a 2.
This was 3 terminator and a dreadnought against 6 sword brethren. The whole thing was stretch out over 4 turn
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 17:44:28
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Sister Oh-So Repentia
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I rolled so many 1s in a game, sometimes 4 to 7 at a time, that we went to the casino to gamble on it. But then there has been games where I have gotten box cars over and over and over.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 18:12:14
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Bloodthirsty Bloodletter
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I havent used my Fiends for ages now as they seemed to bring terrible dice rolls with them every time I placed them on the board. One standout was two charging a lone rune priest, causing no damage and losing combat twice
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 18:22:08
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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My vindicare assassin, modelled to look like Cyrus from Dawn of War 2, will roll 1, then 2 to hit half the time and rolls under average for his turbo penetrator, getting at least one 1 vs vehicles and if he does penetrate, will roll a stunned result most of the time. He used to be a scout sergeant in my Dark Angels, and they always managed to miss with nearly every shot. literally 1 of 5 shots would hit.
But damn, does he look cool while he's failing.
I also got see through dice from GW. They seem tobe wieghted rather badly; I let people who forget their dice borrow them.
I also managed to fail 7/10 saves on a purifier squad vs Immortal shooting. Next turn I charged them and my three remaining purifiers beat down 10 immortals with attached Cryptek.
I also refuse to field more than 2 squadroned vehicles, as any more will cause them all to die without killing anything in return.
Rant over. Carry on.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 18:25:10
Subject: Re:Worst Die rolls ever
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Drone without a Controller
Scotland, UK
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Broadsides. 2+ save. had 6 wounds with shield drones, and 6 saves.
All ones.
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2000pts Custom Sept (painting 30% done)
2000 pts Custom Hive Fleet (repainting 5% done) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 19:06:23
Subject: Re:Worst Die rolls ever
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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At tournament, my Nobz squad are fighting some Incubi in a kill points game. The incubi have killed a couple of Nobz.
I swing with 16 Power Klaw attacks including the Warboss. 15 miss, and then the one that hit fails to wound.
Ok, not an amazingly big deal, so long as I pass this re-rollable LD check then I can hit next turn. Roll, fail, take bosspole wound, fail save and FNP and another Nob loses a wound. Then proceed to re-roll the failed test and fail again.
Ok, that's not ideal, but I can call a waaagh, fleet my 30 man Boyz squad into the incubi and tie them up to prevent them from chasing the Nobz and the warboss off the board next turn. Roll for run move  fail to get into charge range.
The incubi chase them off the board and I lose the game by a single KP, if they hadn't run off, I would have won by a single KP.
Having said that though, I don't normally like moaning about my dice because they aren't usually particularly bad.
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-Tom Leighton
- Ireland ETC - Eldar - 2016
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 19:13:15
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
Inside a manta on schiphol airport.
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Uum2x 20 kroots rapid fire all miss. 5 turn long battle all railguns missed. Pept puttung all my shots on frikkin marines. I killed 8 marines he killed 50 tau kroots and drones. I had good tactics just horrible rolls
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 19:52:01
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
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I've only ever managed to score a dozen (max) hits with my Necron Heavy Destroyers, in their entire game-lifetime. And even then, probably only one or two of those hits have actually done something...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 19:58:09
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Shadowy Grot Kommittee Memba
The Great State of New Jersey
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I play Chaos Daemons... I know about bad dice rolls... Usually DONT get my preferred wave (I've kept a record of it, and despite what probability says, I only get my preferred wave 1/3 of the time, the opposite of what it should be), scatter horribly all the time (unless I get risky and place them in a spot where if they were to scatter I would be SCREWED). Fateweaver usually manages to succumb to a wound (despite his re-rollable 3+) during the first turn of enemy shooting which he is present for... and then fail his Leadership check and run away like a bitch. Have to make 10 4+ invul saves with horrors? Fail 9 of them...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 20:01:27
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners
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i play GK...in a game i rolled 10 psy ability's, 8 came up POTW.
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For the Emperor, our Primark, Death to the UnClean
Grey Knights, making armies run off the board since the new Codex
"Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us his greatest weapon to wield. So make yourselves ready. We are the First Kronus Regiment, and today is our Victory Day."
– address to enemy forces in Victory Bay |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 20:08:56
Subject: Re:Worst Die rolls ever
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
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Saturday, tournemant game 2. Objective game against skimmer eldar. Every single shooting attack failed to hit...Still won 0killpoints to his 5 (1750) With 2 troops on the only objective
REVERSE TABLING FTW!
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2250pts(The Grizzly Guardsmen)
WDL: 28\8\14 (All point lists)
WHFB - Ogre kingdoms:
WDL: 6/0/0 (All points lists)
The Lascannons roll.... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 20:10:28
Subject: Re:Worst Die rolls ever
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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I once had a game where six of my scarabs managed to charge a venom. The venom only moved 6" so it was 4+ to hit.
Now anyway, out of 30 attacks, only 8 hit. Only one of those 8 was a successful entropic effect. And my scarabs only managed to stun the damn thing.
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What I have
~4100
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 20:25:37
Subject: Re:Worst Die rolls ever
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Hellish Haemonculus
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I just had a game where a group of Sternguard only hit 7 out of 20 shots.
I had a game the other day where a group of terminators took five wounds, for which I produced three 1's. I cried.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 20:29:38
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Dakka Veteran
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My friends against me in Fantasy ( his HE vs my WOC ) he rolled seven 1s in a row, and another 5 1s after that again ( and he is also my DM in D&D.. so you can think of all the funny situations )
Personally for me: 12 2s in 48 attacks with hormagaunts.... and and only 4 wounds after that...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 20:32:23
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Hauptmann
In the belly of the whale.
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30 attacks from my striking scorpions against 5 tactical marines, none hit... They then lost combat and were run down.
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kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 20:39:28
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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My worse die roll was a one.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 21:12:21
Subject: Re:Worst Die rolls ever
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Shadowy Grot Kommittee Memba
The Great State of New Jersey
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Jimsolo wrote:I just had a game where a group of Sternguard only hit 7 out of 20 shots.
I had a game the other day where a group of terminators took five wounds, for which I produced three 1's. I cried.
Thats nothing, 12 Tau firewarriors rapid firing... not a single shot hit... I kid you not, somehow, every single one of my dice came up a 1 or a 3, but never a 2,4,5 or 6... I never played a game without markerlights again ><
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/28 02:42:15
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator
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The other day I was firing 2 relentless Psycannons at a Deathstrike Missile Launcher. 7 hits and I'm feeling pretty good. And then 7 1's and 2's later we're all laughing
Hardly the most ridiculous, but it was good for a laugh.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/28 02:50:45
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Crazy Marauder Horseman
Sheffield, United Kingdom
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try 8 1's on for size with my 3+ save with the SM. Damn you dice gods!
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Blood for the Blood God |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/28 03:01:16
Subject: Re:Worst Die rolls ever
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Nasty Nob
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all the heavy weapons and multi-meltas in a 1500 point vanilla marine army blaze away at a squadron of Killa Kans. The result? three shakens.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/28 03:05:43
Subject: Re:Worst Die rolls ever
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Lady of the Lake
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The AoBR dread I used to have, no rolls for or against it go above 3 unless it's a penetrating hit on it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/28 03:12:27
Subject: Re:Worst Die rolls ever
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Nasty Nob
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n0t_u wrote:The AoBR dread I used to have.
I assume you canned it for incompetence.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/28 03:13:33
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Lady of the Lake
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Lets just say parts of are now a warboss, terrain and in the bits box.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/28 03:13:47
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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I had a marine with a missile launcher who never hit anything when I used him. And when my friends borrowed my marine army he slaughtered me! Traitor >_>
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/28 03:16:15
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Nasty Nob
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n0t_u wrote:Lets just say parts of are now a warboss, terrain and in the bits box.
Serves him right
Oh yeah, I also remember playing with chaos at Toronto Gamesday and my marine with a lascannon kept missing. Next time his squad took an unsaved wound, he was the one who died.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/28 04:19:36
Subject: Re:Worst Die rolls ever
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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DR:80+S++G+MB--I+Pw40k03+D+A+++/areWD322R++T(F)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/28 04:26:46
Subject: Re:Worst Die rolls ever
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Knight of the Inner Circle
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Dear OP, I have worse rolling than that EVERY game. Many diff dice boxes and types don't help. Try 8 termie saves from sluggas and failing 4 for example.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/28 04:47:28
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
Heber
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Riverhawk, I witnessed a match similar to this where this had something similar happen except much worse. This guy deep strikes in a terminator squad near an objective to stop an ork slugga boy squad(5 orks left because they got malled earlier by a tactical squad) from capturing it (it was the last turn) and he fired at the boyz rolling 2s, then it's his opponets turn and he fires the boyz sluggas at the terminators... he rolled all sixes and when the first guy rolled his saves he got all 1s... the squad was decimated. On the plus side the boyz were elevated to nobz.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/28 05:25:23
Subject: Worst Die rolls ever
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Ghaz holding off 2 emperor's champions, call his waaagh just to make sure he survives, fail 3 2+ invls. Ghaz lucky kills them both only to get shot by a bolt pistol next turn and die......
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"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose
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