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Absolutely stunning. Absolutely love the dress and the skin tone, epic work!
Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless and perfunctory gift nobody ever asked for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down because there's nothing left to drink. Sure once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or a English toffee, but they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits of hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those all you've got left is a. An empty box, filled with useless brown paper wrappers.
America (RIP USA 1776-2021)
The Inclusion and Justice Act - Requires everyone to bake cakes for gay weddings. It will also require everyone to be gay.
The Fairness Act - Will set the minimum wage to whatever Elon Musk makes per hour.
The John Act - New law requiring all men to sit down when they pee.
The Common Sense 'Don't Hate Kids' Act - Will ban assault weapons and also the letter 'A' and 'R' and the number 15 so they can never be made again, and will confiscate all assault rifles to be melted down to make a statue of Ba'al.
The Greener New Deal - Just like the Green New Deal, but with more Communism. Will instantly enact full Communism across the country.
The Justice Act - Will add all registered Democrats to the Supreme Court, and empower women by creating "The Handmen's Tale" where all men have to become pregnant and bear children.
The Kindness and Uniformity Act - Everyone's pronouns must be tattooed to their foreheads. They must also shave their heads and wear only futuristic grey jumpsuits.
The Nutrition Act - Will limit each family to only one loaf of bread per week. Cannibalism now legal as long as you "eat the rich." All foods must now contain a large dose of birth control.
The Insurrection Act 2 - Will declare all unborn babies to be enemies of the state.
The No More Racist Founding Documents Act - Will replace The Bill of Rights with The Bill of Lefts. Will also draft a new Declaration of Dependence.
The Hurt God Act - Legislation to try and hurt God. Trump tried to warn us.
The Omnibus Bill - Congressional raises, 100 Billion for Iran to make nuclear missiles, printing more money, and a new law requiring all children's cartoons to have at least 382 gay characters.