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2013/02/09 09:11:42
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Mrs. Butterworth covers him with syrupey goodness.
Mrs. Butterworth's hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2013/02/09 13:28:56
Subject: King of the Hill
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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She gets burned by the Human Torch.
Human Torch's hill.
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2013/02/10 20:37:49
Subject: King of the Hill
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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I get my medigun and extinguish his flames, then I proced to slice him with my Ubersaw and observe his intestines for SCIENCE!
Medic's hill.
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"What is the greatest illusion of life?"
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2013/02/11 11:49:33
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I combine the hill with the powers of earth, air, wind, fire, water and heart.
Captain Planets hill.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/02/12 00:21:53
Subject: King of the Hill
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Nasty Nob
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I go get Hitler and stand him near Captain Planet, sapping his strength.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i__ztikjTok
Then I bash Captain Planet over the head with a hammer before he can get away, knocking him dead. I keep Hitler on the hill and fortify it with a bazillion neo-nazis who're willing to selflessly sacrifice themselves to defend the hill, leaving myself and my pet squigs to have a pajama party in my house on the hill.
My hill.
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2013/02/12 10:03:47
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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 CuddlySquig wrote:I go get Hitler and stand him near Captain Planet, sapping his strength.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i__ztikjTok
Then I bash Captain Planet over the head with a hammer before he can get away, knocking him dead. I keep Hitler on the hill and fortify it with a bazillion neo-nazis who're willing to selflessly sacrifice themselves to defend the hill, leaving myself and my pet squigs to have a pajama party in my house on the hill.
My hill.
Wow. Just wow. I didn't think it was possible for that cartoon to get any worse.
Keep the hill.
Still Cuddlysquigs hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/02/13 10:29:41
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I come back, leading an army of dino riders and sectaurs. As no one has ever heard of them, I win.
My Hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/02/14 06:52:03
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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I hire a Ork WAAAGH to crash land their Roks onto the planet to wipe out your creatures. Now I have to figure out what to send next to wipe out the orks...
Warboss Crashskull's Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/02/14 16:21:49
Subject: King of the Hill
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Nasty Nob
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I send a bigger warboss (me) with an even bigger waaagh to fight Crashskull. He kills Crashskull and absorbs his waaagh.
My hill
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2013/02/14 16:26:11
Subject: King of the Hill
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Fireknife Shas'el
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CuddlySquig wrote:I send a bigger warboss (me) with an even bigger waaagh to fight Crashskull. He kills Crashskull and absorbs his waaagh.
My hill
I issue an invitation to the greatest fight in history with all the greatest armies invited. Orks leave. My hill
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8000 Dark Angels  (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen  (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves 
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u 
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2013/02/15 16:06:00
Subject: King of the Hill
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Nasty Nob
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The fight spills out onto the hill. The orks hunker down at the summit.
My hill
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2013/02/15 17:01:46
Subject: King of the Hill
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Sheldon calls for a vote for who keeps the hill. Since you do not live with him and is not part of the roommate agreement. You are not counted. He wins the vote 1-0. You leave the hill disgruntled. Sheldon's hill.
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2013/02/16 03:31:53
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Finally figuring what I should do to get rid of the orks I sent to the hill, I bomb the Sheldon's Hill with tons of napalm .
Now I just need to wait till those flames die out...*checks bomb packaging for instructions*.
Napalm Hill
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/02/16 04:17:48
Subject: King of the Hill
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Iceman comes and puts the flames out.
Iceman's hill.
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2013/02/16 19:18:07
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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I'M BACK EVERYONE.
Also, a Drop Pod smashes THROUGH Iceman and releases the more-Soviet-than-usual Marines.
The claim the hill, for the Motherland!
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2013/02/17 04:51:40
Subject: King of the Hill
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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The Marines serve Stalin and they shoot you. Stalin drop pods down. Stalin's hill.
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2013/02/17 07:45:16
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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FDR Drop pods down on top of Stalin.
Roosevelt hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/02/17 10:04:21
Subject: King of the Hill
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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He is shot down by marines. Soviet hill.
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2013/02/17 17:52:01
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Sakura Kinamoto seals the Soviets away in a Clow Card. It just so happens to be the ANNOYING SONG card. Forever more they have to listen to this: http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=4Ulg-Ma6q-k.
Sakura stays on the hill and watches over it with Kero.
Adorable hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/02/17 19:17:52
Subject: King of the Hill
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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A blitzkrieg attack formation is formed and the hill is destroyed. No hill.
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2013/02/17 19:42:07
Subject: King of the Hill
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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I use some foul Magic and create an existing non-existent hill.
My hill....or not?
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"What is the greatest illusion of life?"
"Innocence, brother, innocence." |
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2013/02/17 20:59:05
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Kharn comes and kicks you in the teeth.
His hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/02/17 21:03:49
Subject: King of the Hill
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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Just as planned.Tzeentch reveals a scheme of his. I was Kharn and Kharn was me. This means I have kicked Kharns teeth and took the hill from him.
Its now my hill.
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"What is the greatest illusion of life?"
"Innocence, brother, innocence." |
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2013/02/17 21:08:09
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Kharn does not care for your trickery, busts through your computer screen and punches your face in the face.
Still his hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/02/17 21:11:14
Subject: King of the Hill
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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Just as expected. Tzeentch unfolds scheme number two to protect me. He or maybe me, who know, burst/s out of YOUR Screen and Punch you through the warp.
Empty hill as I am not present.
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"What is the greatest illusion of life?"
"Innocence, brother, innocence." |
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2013/02/17 21:26:10
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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I grab Tzeentch (or you) by his (or your) scrawny feathery neck, and squeeze hard. I then hurl him (or you) back through the screen into the warp, and send him (or you) an invoice for the damaged computer screen.
And then a skeleton pops out.
Skeleton's hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/02/17 21:28:03
Subject: King of the Hill
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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Excellent. scheme number three unfolds. I happen to be the Skeleton which means.
This is my hill.
And the invoice is ignored by both of us.
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"What is the greatest illusion of life?"
"Innocence, brother, innocence." |
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2013/02/17 21:45:00
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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I march over to your house, slam your face into the keyboard 17 times and shove the mouse down your throat. I also take your computer, sell it, and buy the Soul of Chogokin SPEC Evangelions I've been watching on eBay with the money. I then throw your bruised body into a cement mixer filled with a mixture of cement and sewage, leave it spinning overnight, then blow it up. I then completely excavate the hill, put the remains of the cement mixer and what scraps of your body remain in the pit left by the hill, then bury you under the hill, which I bury underneath an even bigger hill. NERV then relocates to the hill, and builds their headquarters on top of the hill. The hill is now guarded by several monstrously large cyborgs piloted by mentally unstable animated teenagers. I also get promoted to commander of NERV, with Gendo demoted to head of human resources. I then let Lilith down from the cross and let her sit on the original hill, which is buried uner the new hill and NERV headquarters.
If you want the hill back, you're going to have to somehow reform yourself, dig through layer upon layer of soil and rubble, shift Lilith's enormous white blubbery arse, fight your way past all 3 Evangelion units, dig your way through another layer of soil and rubble, and somehow escape an impregnable fortress.
My hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/02/17 21:51:24
Subject: King of the Hill
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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Excellent! By destryoing my Body you revealed my nature as a daemon in a host. I escaped in the warp. I mobilize an army of tzeentchian bird daemons.
We manage to posses all of you. We warp the bodies and the machines.
And guess what! It happens that you are my new host! Imagine the fun we will have!
My mech-daemon-matt-ward monstrosity army's hill.
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"What is the greatest illusion of life?"
"Innocence, brother, innocence." |
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2013/02/17 22:12:41
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Unfortunately, you are a Daemon of absolutely nothing in particular. You mutate everything you touch into what it already was. Basically you do absolutely nothing.
And if by host you mean I hit you with a sledgehammer then yes, I'm your host.
And trust me, you wouldn't want to possess the cast of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Way too depressing.
Everyone gets bored of you and just ignores you. You can have the hill, but everybody has moved somewhere more interesting. You are utterly alone.
Dull, lonely hill. Your hill though.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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