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Granted. You like AOS and only AOS. All other things in life are annoying to you at least or severely depressing at most. You constantly crave anything AOS regardless of financial or personal cost.

I wish for a grand arsenal of atomic, biological and chemical weapons to be at my disposal.

Granted. You become president of Russia. You can't handle the pressure, snap, and nuke some random eastern european country.

I wish for an infinite supply of genuine, edible, assorted cakes.

Granted. There amazing.

There sealed Ina materal ypi cannot break by any means and is proof to even a black hole and a nutron stars core.

However you can smell and mentaly taste them but never get there goodness and feels hollow and sad.

I wish to have two wishes.

Granted! Sadly, after much rumination on how to take advantage of your extra wish windfall, you accidently utter "This is harder than I thought, I wish I hadn't asked for that extra wish." and *poof* no more wishes.

I wish for my son to get rave reviews for his performance in the production of "Midsummer Night's Dream" he's appearing in this weekend.

Granted. He gets dozens of rave reviews, but later is found out that all reviews were paid by you. Your son now hates you.

I wish to have a pidgeon repulsor on my balcony.

Granted. The pigeons are repulsed by the venue of vultures which has taken up residence on your balcony.



I wish for a new air conditioner.

Granted. It is defective, and only cools about one cubic foot.

I wish for another truck.

Granted! Unfortunately it is taken and driven by an ISIS devotee in a failed terrorist attack, after which you are named a 'person of interest' by Homeland Security and put on the No-Fly list. You also start noticing dark sedans parked near your house and workplace on a regular basis.

I wish the Archaon model I've slotted time to paint this weekend turns out wicked cool!

Granted. You finish it just in time. It is your best work yet. Smooth color transitions, pin stripe details and even some object source lighting effects.
As you sit back to enjoy your work, you lean back in your trusty chair. Your back rest gives way and you land hard on your head. You wake up after spending 10 years in a coma only to find out you are now paralized from the neck down.

I wish for a full body erotic massage with happy ending by a beautifull woman.

Granted. Then you wake up.

I wish for another ham dinner like the one from l!st Sunday.

Granted. It will be you last supper when you are on deathrow.

I wish for a mixture of pain thinner and bleach.

Granted! The paint thinner and bleach mixture is liberally applied during your full body erotic massage. Enjoy!

I wish Honey Badgers did care.

Granted. But they care too much they become possive and lock you in a basement, kill everyone you love and are only thing in your life they care that much.

I wish that weekends had a extra day.

Granted. The day falls in between Saturday and Sunday and you are always assigned to work on it.

I wish for a quiet evening.

Granted. You spent the evening and following night in an anechoic chamber. A special sound insulated room , so quiet you can hear your own blood flow. Most people won't last an hour without going insane. Have fun spending 10 hour straight till morning.

I wish to float in the ocean.

Granted! Sea creatures of every sort enjoy the korbenn buffet.

I wish my favorite BBQ place in Memphis would open a Chicago location.

Germantown Commissary, if you're listening, I can guarantee you significant amounts of orders should you heed this wish request.

Granted. It is horrifically disappointing, and you rapidly get sick of it.

I wish to magically have this commission painted, to my customer's desire.

Granted. Yet you now have the most disturbing commission ever that makes you want to never paint again.

I wish I had 3 cups of tea about now.

Granted. Three cups of tea magically appear above your head. Gravity does the rest.

I wish for a rapid week.

Granted, but the weekend ends up even faster and its monday again.

I wish I had more money for miniatures.

Granted. But now you forgot to pay rent and balifs want money.

I wish I had a ice cold glass bottle of coca cola just how it should be served.

Granted. The refreshing, delicious, ice cold bottle of Coke is served just as it should be.
Unfortunately, it is a vintage Coke from the 1960's that someone found in an antique mall. The effects on your insides is somewhat less than pleasant.



I wish for a lower income tax rate.

Granted. Taxes a lowered significantly. However the lack of goverment income mean that your country rapidly decends into poverty. Large sections of your city turn into slums where crime rates soar. Local bussineses dry up including your local FLGS. As you walk home from getting some ill gotten groceries you get stabbed. As you lie, bleeding out on the pavement you realize that your income taxes also payed for emergency services. Now nowhere to be found.

I wish for fairer treatment of employes.

Granted. The poor CEOs and billionaires need to take a pay cut. How terrible. Your TV is filled with political ads demanding lower taxes until the laws that make companies treat employees better are repealed.

I wish for a better sense of humour.

Granted. You have a sense of humour with a large barrel of black, gallows and dark humour that spills by mistake.

Now all your jokes offend everyone.

I wish It was warmer and less rainy in the morning.

Granted. Due too massive spontanious climate changes caused by global warming, Great Britain climate is now turned into that normaly found in the Sahara dessert. Your country is entirely unprepared for this arid and unforgiving climate.

I wish a free for all deathmatch, between the Chaos and the contemporary Gods.

Granted. But you never find out the outcome.

I wish to offend everyone at once.

Granted, but after a while people realise thats just the way you are and start liking you...and now your offended.

I wish I had a dragon.

Granted! Unfortunately Dragons view humans as nothing but snacks that scream when they're eaten. Nom, nom...

I wish I could create and name a delicious Doritos chip flavor.

Granted. New Ork flavoured Doritos are now being made. Unfortunately nobody likes it except you and company goes bankrupt.

I wish I could see through walls.