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2017/06/19 02:53:13
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Your record quickly becomes 0-1, with no chance for a comeback...or walking...or feeding yourself...or remembering your name...
I wish I could spend a month following around and chilling with Stephen Hawking.
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2017/06/19 14:42:14
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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BigWaaagh wrote:Granted! Your record quickly becomes 0-1, with no chance for a comeback...or walking...or feeding yourself...or remembering your name...
I wish I could spend a month following around and chilling with Stephen Hawking.
Granted. You are now his PA and have to do everything for him, from feeding, dressing and cleaning (including Number 2). Meanwhile he's entirely condescending due to the massive IQ gap and refuses to reveal any information about his work due to paranoia.
I wish for a chocolate biscuit.
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2017/06/19 22:33:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Granted, but it's WAY past it's expiration date. You later find yourself having a date with the porcelain throne as the biscuit comes back with a vengeance.
I wish for some fresh and tasty cheese curds.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2017/06/19 22:35:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted. They where fresh in 1789
I wish that it was cooler!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/20 01:07:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Humorless Arbite
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jhe90 wrote:Granted. They where fresh in 1789
I wish that it was cooler!
Granted. The whole world cools down by 5 degrees sending us all into a new Ice Age. Billions die to food shortages and freezing temperatures.
I wish losing weight wasn't such an awful experience.
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2017/06/20 03:35:48
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! It's joyous...in a masochistic sort of way.
I wish I could finish one of the 3 armies I have in various stages of doneness at the moment.
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2017/06/20 08:21:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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War Kitten wrote:Granted, but it's WAY past it's expiration date. You later find yourself having a date with the porcelain throne as the biscuit comes back with a vengeance.
I wish for some fresh and tasty cheese curds.
I hate you because this is exactly what happened.
BigWaaagh wrote:Granted! It's joyous...in a masochistic sort of way.
I wish I could finish one of the 3 armies I have in various stages of doneness at the moment.
Granted. In their very first game, they follow the "newly painted units get obliterated" law and get obliterated, as your opponent follows a rule where destroyed models are literally destroyed.
I wish it was back down to average summertime temperatures in Ireland. I've had enough of this 22C bullgak
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2017/06/20 19:49:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted but the avaerge that was used is the gobi desert and its now so hot you cannot walk to the shops at noon.
I wish for powers of controled teleportation.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/21 02:38:26
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! The control only extends to teleportation between your shower and the active lava flows emanating from KÄ«lauea Volcano.
I wish I had Mr. Freeze's freeze ray gun and it was perfectly operational.
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2017/06/21 10:58:12
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. It is a perfectly operational movie prop.
I wish to find Jimmy Hoffa.
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2017/06/21 13:09:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You find him, but no one can find you.
I wish to find a reasonably priced restaurant.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/06/21 16:22:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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snurl wrote:Granted. You find him, but no one can find you.
I wish to find a reasonably priced restaurant.
Granted. How do you feel about rat infestations?
I wish for 5 extra minutes tomorrow morning
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2017/06/21 19:30:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted but your late on a day that the boss hands out free mercades sports car and end up with the left over spare company branded box of mugs.
I wish I was not allergic to beer... :(
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/21 20:58:24
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. You are now allergic to water. And sunlight.
I wish to be able to do a full split.
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2017/06/22 10:14:38
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Humorless Arbite
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Granted. You then show off in front of all your friends, splitting your trousers open.
I wish an Alien Vessel crashed on Earth giving humanity advanced tech and a reason to unite (the threat of aliens).
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2017/06/22 12:15:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. No one believes you, they hand you a tinfoil hat.
I wish to get everything done today.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/06/22 14:33:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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snurl wrote:Granted. No one believes you, they hand you a tinfoil hat.
I wish to get everything done today.
Granted. You get everything done. Everything. From your daily tasks to discovering the meaning of life. With literally nothing left to do, mankind devolves into a hedonistic, 7 billion strong orgy, birthing Slaanesh's ugly twin bro-sister and dooming the human race to being devoured by the Dark Gods.
I wish that any wishes here became true once a response was posted.
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2017/06/22 14:34:43
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Unfortunately the only thing you had on your 'to do' list for today was get a full body waxing.(Ninja'd by Deadshot)
I wish the politicians in my State's legislature weren't such self-serving donkey-caves.
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2017/06/23 02:55:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Granted. Instead, they serve their corporate masters dutifully, ignoring their own needs.
I wish for Fires Of Cryaxus in my hands right now.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2017/06/23 10:27:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Verviedi wrote:Granted. Instead, they serve their corporate masters dutifully, ignoring their own needs.
I wish for Fires Of Cryaxus in my hands right now.
Granted. Apply cold water to burned area and seek medical attention immediately.
I wish this fething cat would stop harassing me
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2017/06/23 13:20:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Feeling rejected, it runs away.
I wish for a good storage solution.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/06/23 17:30:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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snurl wrote:Granted. Feeling rejected, it runs away.
I wish for a good storage solution.
Granted. It is perfect but its located in the core of a nuclear reactor on full power output.
I wish I was less tired,
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/23 23:17:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Granted. You are now wide awake, and you will continue to be wide awake for the next 72 hours until you collapse from exhaustion.
I wish that I could have a nice tall glass of ice tea
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2017/06/24 00:55:57
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. Unfortunately, the leaves used to make the tea were poison oak.
The side affects are most unpleasant.
I wish I could learn the secrets of the Ancient Aliens.
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2017/06/24 12:23:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Your head explodes.
I wish to relax.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/06/27 07:02:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted. You miss the sharknado warning that's about to hit your town and have to avoid flying sharks.
I wish transformers was less bad after the 2nd film.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/27 11:01:06
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. It is less bad, but still terrible.
I wish to see a shooting star.
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2017/06/27 13:43:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You wondered why it was getting bigger, but then it hit you.
I wish to find time.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/06/27 14:19:17
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! But the "time" you find is a box of 'Time' magazine back issues, in a box, at a flea market. They're full of gakky mold spores and stains that just don't seem at all natural.
I wish I was chillin' on the beach at Little Palm Island right now, with a fresh, frosty Pina Colada in one hand and a fine Cuban cigar in the other...ahhhhhhhh.
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2017/06/28 13:09:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are buried feet up in the sand too.
I wish to see the inside of the pyramids.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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