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**Hawky**

Granted, but you forgot how to speak. Now you communicate by plaing Morse code on that violin.

I wish I could see through women's clothes.

**snurl**

Granted. But you are confined to a solitary post at an arctic weather station.

I wish to be able to detect pit traps before falling in.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, you get a nice prescience about the pit trap, it's dimensions, and its depth before you tumble in headfirst again

I wish to be able to summon pit traps at will

**Hawky**

Granted, but they appear on random location. And all of them are labeled "Made by ChargerIIC" on the floor.

I wish to have free lifetime supply of miniatures of my choice.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! But for some reason, you keep choosing the same sculpt...that of a 28mm Honey Boo-Boo.

I wish I could have made it down to GenCon this past weekend.

**Marmatag**

BigWaaagh wrote:
Granted! But for some reason, you keep choosing the same sculpt...that of a 28mm Honey Boo-Boo.

I wish I could have made it down to GenCon this past weekend.

As you were already physically able to get there, I grant this wish, with no effort required on my part.

I wish, that the wish to immediately follow this wish, wishes to de-corrupt this wish.

**Hawky**

Granted. Following wish wished to de-corrupt your wish and... nothing happens.

I wish Marmatags knights were more orange than weirdly grey.

**snurl**

Granted. But someone used crappy orange marking paint.

I wish pit traps were easier to detect.

**Hawky**

Granted. Easiest way of detecting pit traps are marching over them and falling in. Red Army style.

I wish to know why are pit traps are so popular.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. As you plunge headlong to your doom, your last thoughts are on the sheer effectiveness of pit traps. Thus explaining their popularity. Splat.

I wish to climb K2.

**Lupus Mortem**

Grated but you never said make it back down so you're gonna die up there.

I wish I could make traffic disappear.

**kastelen**

Granted but it is because no one has cars anymore.
I wish that australian warhammer wasn't so expensive.

**Hawky**

Granted. Australia has been declared a quarantine zone and all connections to the rest of the world are terminated. Warhammer is not more expensive. There is no warhammer at all.

I wish to visit London.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but it after an extradition request made by the UK Government

I wish I could order a hellhound tank.

**Marmatag**

ChargerIIC wrote:
Granted, but it after an extradition request made by the UK Government

I wish I could order a hellhound tank.

Granted! In approximately 3 weeks, you will receive a tank top with the picture of a really ugly dog, surrounded in flames. You don't have to wear it, but wouldn't that be a total waste if you didn't?

I wish that ChargerIIC would enjoy his new tank top.

**snurl**

Granted. Chargerllc likes his tank top. Marvelling at it's wonderfulness, he walks into a hidden pit trap and is never seen again.

I wish for a ladder.

**Hawky**

Granted. You fell into relatively shallow pit trap, survived and spent 3 hours calling for help, but all of the sudden, somebody threw down a ladder. Jabcob's ladder. A small electric device consisting of a transformator and two electrodes, that produce ascending electrical arcs. A phenomenon pleasant to observe... But there is no power socket.

I wish for ultimate proof that the Earth is flat.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. This primarily occurs after Earth is flattened for a new interstellar hyperspace bypass.

I wish for a thousand bucks, a full tank of gas and no weekend plans

**snurl**

Granted. You are trapped inside a full gas tank with a thousand bucks.

I wish to make the best out of the weekend.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but everyone else has a bad weekend and takes it out on you.

I wish The Expanse boardgame was available for regular retail purchase.

**Hawky**

Granted. Its avlible only in one store in the world. In a tiny mountain village in Bhutan.

I wish I could kick a cyclops in between his eyes.

**TheCustomLime**

Hawky wrote:
Granted. Its avlible only in one store in the world. In a tiny mountain village in Bhutan.

I wish I could kick a cyclops in between his eyes.

Granted. Your foot now grows eyeballs in whatever it touched.

I wish I had power over ants.

**Otto Weston**

Granted. You have become an Ant Queen of the largest Ant species in the world.

I wish I was the Captain of an Emperor class Battleship.

**Hawky**

Granted. It's Geller field generators are about to break.

I wish I could hammer a nail into liquid water.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, Jesus trips over it while on a walk and adds you to heaven's 'do not admit' list

I wish I could write a full length novel that would be adored by millions

**Hawky**

Granted. You write a cringy novel about Kim Kardasian, Nicki Minaj, Kanye West, Miley Cyrus and other hallowed "contributors" to the western culture. Instant bestseller.

I wish to have a pet fish called Eric.

**snurl**

Granted. But you have no water to keep it in, and you must watch in agony as it suffocates.

I wish people would leave the monuments alone.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Now every artist wannabe, screw loose loon and nut with a savior complex goes around erecting monuments, which remain unmolested, to whatever hair-brained cause or demagogic doofus that suits them and the world is not a better place for it.

I wish I had teleportation device that could deliver genuine, fresh Philly Cheesesteaks from 'Pat's' in Philadelphia to my house, on demand.

**snurl**

Granted. So do I.

I wish for a quicker route to Philly for cheesesteak runs.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's through hell portal. Last time you drove through your miniatures were in the car and now they are gone. Completely gone.

I wish for a bug fat California Cheesesteak sandwich.