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**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. By not wishing for anything specific you've ripped a hole in the universe.

I wish I wouldn't have bought the wrong Team Yankee minis after driving 45 minutes each way.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! You've now bought the wrong Team Yankee minis after driving 3 hours each way.

I wish there was an Orkmoticon holding his nose to indicate the smell of bs.

**Hawky**

Granted. It became a reality, but the fame and credit for it was claimed by whoever posted this idea in Nuts'n'Bolts section.

I wish to speak in Braille alphabet.

**snurl**

Granted. Blind people keep feeling your tounge. Some of them didn't wash their hands first.

I wish for an idea for a vanity plate.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but the plate is taken already

I wish that something cool would happen when I combined my probiotic and my antibiotic.

**Hawky**

Granted. Your stomach went through ist own Ragnarök, resulting in explosive... evacuation of your entire digestion system.

I wish for a Drakkar ship.

**snurl**

Granted. It arrives in individually wrapped pieces with instructions writted in Mandarin Chinese.

I wish to return to Florida.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but it's as a draftee in the second US Civil War.

I wish I had a hurricane stopping machine

**Hawky**

Granted. Your machine caused that the British lost the Battle of Britain. The Germans are grateful.

I wish for a night with a french girl.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! The night, however, is filled with the sounds of her projectile vomiting and window shatteringly loud gaseous bowel discharges due to the salmonella contracted at the dodgy Sushi restaurant you took her to for dinner. Cheapskate!

I wish I would have won the $470m PowerBall lottery last week.

**snurl**

Granted. But you used the ticket to line your wet palette and now it's unreadable.

I wish to remain sober.

**master of ordinance**

Granted, you become knurd and realise the true, grim, face of reality.

I wish to catch up on my anime backlog.

**SixT4Pixels**

Granted, but you discover 50 more animes along the way.

I wish I wasn't completely broke.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. But each dollar bill is embedded in 10mm of solid glass, rendering it impossible to spend.

I wish for a new car

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! It is a brand spanking new clown car, 58 sweaty, smelly clowns included.

I wish the new 'Blade Runner' movie was out now.

**snurl**

Granted. Spoilers hit the web within seconds of it's release.

I wish to be able to say no.

**Hawky**

Granted. You say "no" only when it comes to women. Dating, mating and such...

I wish for a tasty chocolate bar.

**master of ordinance**

Granted, it is truly tasty and the best chocolate you have ever tasted. However each chunk is filled with refined ghost chilly oil, and the resulting oral inferno destroys your tastebuds.

I wish I could actually paint my way through my backlog of miniatures and that they would look really good.

**jhe90**

Granted for every mini painted your backlog grows by 2 more.
All of them metal thunderfite cannons, metal tyranids and a solid lead warlord titan that breaks your shelf every time you try to put it anywhere.

I wish that tactical marines where more intresting to paint.

**snurl**

Granted. You dedicate your life to completing the world's first tie-dyed chapter.

I wish to finish this comission.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You did such a good job the minis come to life and run away.

I wish I had a harem of 20 year old bikini models.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but I needed your private parts and sex drive to make the magic work.

I wish for free lifelong healthcare.

**jhe90**

Granted. But thr job that allows you to have the perk requires 12 hour shifts in a steel mill shoveling coal into a smeltering hot forge 6 days a week.

And on weekends you have to work anyway for free.

I wish I had a full custodes army with forgeworld goodies painted to a golden deamon standard in warders colours.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! But somehow, overnight, Golden Daemon standards have slipped to the level of 4-year old on a Red Bull rampage with fingerpaints.

I wish I had super strength mechanical tentacle appendages like Doc Oc...and a really good tailor.

**SixT4Pixels**

Granted, but you had a fight with Spider-Man the next day and lost your nice new arm tentacle things... And your expensive tailor-made suit ripped too.

I wish all my video games would download quicker.

**snurl**

Granted. Damn, they're fast. So fast that you spend all your time downloading more, and never have time to play.

I wish for the perfect basing system for miniatures.

**master of ordinance**

Granted, but it to learn it you must first play a two year campaign of FATAL.

I wish for an ever lasting supply of good tea

**jhe90**

Granted. However every single tea leaf is sealed in its own Teflon bag.

But it's amazing tea.

I wish I was less hungry...

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but it's probably a side effect of all the bleeding

I wish I had a talking cat

**SixT4Pixels**

Granted, but it uses the black magic that allowed it to talk to turn you into a tree.

I wish I could stop randomly buying things.