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Made in us
Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight




Las Vegas, NV

Granted. You will never have money again.

I wish all Flames of War minis came pre-painted.

What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Red or blue?

I wish prepainted miniatures were painted to a higher standard.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. The price has Tripled.

I wish I understood the rules to american football.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! And now you wish you didn't.

I wish I would have bought a Forge World Marienburg Land Ship model when it was still available.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You got the last one in stock and it's warped into next week.

I wish I had some ForgeWorld stuff.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Worthiest of Warlock Engineers






preston

Granted. It is a pity that they converted over to Finecast though, and most of your stuff resembles vaguely shaped blobs of resin

I wish I did not feel so tired

Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You are asleep. At work. Again.

I wish to finish painting this stuff.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Worthiest of Warlock Engineers






preston

Granted, but the only paints you could use where childrens acrylic poster paints and melted wax crayons.

I wish I had a job to be asleep at.

Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, it's a small plane pilot. You are incredibly tired but will die as soon as you nod off.

I wish my FLGS owner actually liked miniature games.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! He loves miniature games so much that he values them above all else. To reflect the elevated value he places upon said miniature games and their models, his price mark-up on them is 100,000%.

I wish my NFL team would be sold to an owner who gives a feth about fielding a winning team.

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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. His polo team is top notch. His NFL team is disbanded to facilitate funding for their ponies.

I wish to reform a liberal academic.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. The liberalness is pulled form him mystically and drawn into you. Now you wish to reform a conservative academic and the enternal loop continues...

I wish my lunch was a hamburger and not this spinach alfredo I'm looking at.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. It's a hamburger topped with spinach alfredo dusted with cayenne pepper.

I wish my pumpkins would turn orange very soon.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! Overnight they turn a deep shade of orange, but at first light your house is immediately surrounded by Secret Service who unceremoniously arrest you due to the fact that your pumpkins have turned 'Trump Orange' and the color is copyrighted, patented and trademarked by the big Orangutan himself and he's not amused.

I wish I had Jeff Bezos' money.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. He wants it back and will stop at nothing to get it.

I wish to find a way to do everything at once.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Worthiest of Warlock Engineers






preston

Granted, but this takes the rest of your life and you realise that, at the very end, everything you did was hollow and you never truly mastered any one skill or loved anything truly. All you did was fritter away your life on shallow goals.
You die unfullfilled.

I wish to get and hold a job that I enjoy and pays really well

Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You are soon laid off.

I wish to be on top of my game tonight.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. The adderall overdose has serious side effects an hour in.

I wish I was allowed to nap at work.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. But if you take a nap, you always wake up with some prank made on you.

I wish my wedding would go smoothly, as intended.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. The ceremony is perfect. The reception makes the national news and is talked about in hushed whispers for years to come.

I wish for more blood.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle






That's kind of a vague and ominous wish, but granted. From now on, all of the blood from every popped pimple in the world will seep through time and space into the stuffing of your pillows.

I wish I remembered to order an airbrush hose with my airbrush.

 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You forgot to order a compressor instead.

I wish for the authority to order makeup supplies for our halloween show without having to beg for them.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! The supplies you need are ordered and overnighted to you, however, the delivery man is totally baked and leaves you the wrong package. Yours if full of used Diabetes test strips on their way for recycling.

I wish we'd get a break from the frikkin' heat!

   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. The temperature drops to zero before it comes right back up again.

I wish for uninterrupted sleep today.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, but you feel asleep on your miniatures, crushing them and requiring hours of repair

I wish for a nice ice cream cone

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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! The frikkin' heat melts it before you get a lick in.

I wish it was October 6th.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. It's October 7th. October 6th came by so fast you missed it.

I wish to see Frightland again.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, but it's not a 3 hour long political commentary on how you and your friends are bad people.

I wish I could have a copy of the Astra Militarum codex now.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Your copy is given to you for free on a stack of 5 inch floppy discs. Un-numbered, of course.

I wish to win a game at least once.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in kr
Inquisitorial Keeper of the Xenobanks






your mind

Granted. You never lose, but the game is called 'playing with yourself.'

I wish that GW would get their fundamentals right before going off on some tangent new and better bling-bling.

   
 
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