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**snurl**

Granted. It is finished, now you can't find it.

I wish for some heat.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Aaaaand, it's over. That's all you get.

I wish the technology for regrowing healthy cartilage would have a breakthrough.

**master of ordinance**

Granted, but the cartilage becomes sentient within the users body and soon grows outwards, overtaking the body and hideously distorting it, The newly formed cartilage zombie then shambles off in search of more victims, leading to a cartilage zombie holocaust.

I wish I had not spent all night gaming

**Cream Tea**

Granted. You spent all night trying to get home. You didn't succeed.

I wish my socks didn't have a hole in them.

**master of ordinance**

Granted, they are repaired instantly and stitched to your feet.

I wish all the rum was not gone

**jhe90**

master of ordinance wrote:
Granted, they are repaired instantly and stitched to your feet.

I wish all the rum was not gone

Granted. The rum is non alcoholc.

I wish my backstar Base would dry faster so I can do the concrete barrier.

**master of ordinance**

Granted, the base dries and you get started on the concrete barrier, but for some reason you think it would be better to use actual concrete instead. An hour and one spill later and you have managed to concrete yourself knee deep to the floor, with both your hands similarly stuck too the desk, buried with the base inside a mound of concrete.

I wish I had more time to do things.

**Chiashi_Zane**

Granted, You are immortal. You quickly lose interest in mere things as time becomes meaningless.

I wish I had a full-scale Warlord Titan.

**Cream Tea**

Granted. It stands on top of what used to be your home. Government agents soon seize it without compensation.

I wish the Dark Eldar codex be released soon, so my DE-playing friend gets codex goodies too.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but it's just for the forgeworld models

I wish we could get the Genestealer codex this year

**master of ordinance**

Granted, but the only unit options are genestealers, which thanks to an interns lack of understanding, can only steal your opponents models trousers.

I wish I could find meaningfulness in my immortal existence.

**jhe90**

Granted. You now are a egg farmer. You spend 1000 years breeding the perfect chicken to lay the perfect egg.

You then burn your omelette and have to wait another 28 years for a perfect egg.

I wish marines in the codex where as good as they are in the fluff.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but everything else is brought up to the same power level.

I wish I had a bolter

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted! Too bad it's too heavy for an unaugmented human to carry, let alone fire.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

**jhe90**

Dr. Temujin wrote:
Granted! Too bad it's too heavy for an unaugmented human to carry, let alone fire.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, you know but its so horrifying that you go insane.

I wish that my Sandwich was perfect.

**snurl**

Granted. Then you drop it on the dirty floor.

I wish to rule the world.

**Cream Tea**

Granted. In fact, you are now the ruler of not only the world, but the better part of the galaxy. You sit immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. You are the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of your inexhaustable armies. You are a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. You are the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that you may never truly die.

I wish for omnipotence.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You are incredibly potent. So damn potent. The best potentence. Unfortunately the potency is lethal.

I wish for Omniscience.

**Chiashi_Zane**

Granted, you know all the sciences inside and out, but you can't adequately explain it to anyone in a way they can understand.

I wish Slaanesh wasn't evil.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Slaanesh isn't evil, just misunderstood. As a matter of fact, he/she now runs a soup kitchen and spa for the homeless...the very happy and morbidly obese homeless.

I wish peanut butter wasn't so damn fattening.

**Chiashi_Zane**

Granted, Peanut butter no longer makes people fat, instead it makes them super skinny immediately.

I wish Ork wishing worked in real life.

**snurl**

Granted. But the wishes take a millenium to be granted.

I wish for an awesome lunch.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but you'll be hit by a falling space station toilet seat about 10 minutes afterwards.

I wish I could hand these work projects to someone else

**master of ordinance**

Granted, but then your manager offloads his work onto you

I wish I could drive

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! But it's only a golf club you can drive and you always hook...alot.

I wish I could snap my fingers and all the painting that needs to be done around the house was finished to an excellent, professional level.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. The painter's bill is twice your monthly income, have fun with that.

I wish there was like 2 dozen people playing Shadespire at the LGS tonight.

**Cream Tea**

Granted. None of them have showered this year.

I wish for Linear A to be deciphered.

**snurl**

Granted. The solution is an even bigger puzzle.

I wish every day was Halloween.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Ministry now rule as overlords of the world.

I wish that every time Trump tweets something stupid or false his net worth drops by $1bn.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's due to a running bet he has with David Duke, who is spending the money as fast as it comes in on televsion adverts on your favorite shows.

I wish I had a good mocha right about now