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Keeper of the Adeptus Arbites Flame






Cairo, Egypt

Since redshirt rumors are usually unreliable I thought I'd pass along something from a redshirt I know. 

Like most service indusrty people redshirts are bored and hate their customers.

And therefore enjoy messing with them by making stuff up. 

So rather than assuming the latest bizzare redshirt rumor is a result of stupidity you can safely assume it was malice.


 
   
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Foul Dwimmerlaik





Minneapolis, MN

Lies. My redshirt loves me. Especially when he is on away missions.


   
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Agile Revenant Titan





Fayetteville NC

Best rumor of the month.

Have I really been playing 40K for nearly 30 years? 
   
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Fresh-Faced New User




If it came from a redshirt we can safely assume that it's not true.
   
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Plastictrees



Amongst the Stars, In the Night

Posted By Kid_Kyoto on 10/06/2006 9:28 PM

Since redshirt rumors are usually unreliable I thought I'd pass along something from a redshirt I know. 

Like most service indusrty people redshirts are bored and hate their customers.

And therefore enjoy messing with them by making stuff up. 

So rather than assuming the latest bizzare redshirt rumor is a result of stupidity you can safely assume it was malice.


But what if he was making that up to just mess with you?!? ARGH! THE CONUNDRUM!

OT Zone: A More Wretched Hive of Scum and Villany
The Loyal Slave learns to Love the Lash! 
   
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The Last Czarnian






The Northwest Territory

Posted By Kid_Kyoto on 10/06/2006 9:28 PM

So rather than assuming the latest bizzare redshirt rumor is a result of stupidity you can safely assume it was malice.



 

Whether the cause is malice or stupidity, it is still an unreliable source.


   
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot




In your house, rummaging through your underwear drawer

I think you could kill a robot with that rumor. Head would pop right off, it would.

Also, what's your photobucket account password, Hordak?

"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow"~Oscar Wilde 
   
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The Last Czarnian






The Northwest Territory

Why would I want to tell you that?

Why do you ask?  Is there anything in particular you want to see?  Just let me know.  Sorry, I just use Photobucket...I don't know what makes it work.

   
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The Last Czarnian






The Northwest Territory

There.  I just made it public.  Knock yourself out. 

   
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Regular Dakkanaut




So... does this mean that I shouldn't trust adults who work in malls and live with their parents? Like that guy at the record store who knows where Tupac lives, or the at Cinnabon who says that the frosting is really made from boiled roach eyeballs?
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut






You can be sure the frosting is not made from boiled roach eyeballs. Roach eyeballs are expensive. It would not be good business sense to use a rare and expensive ingredient such as roach eyeballs when a subsidized commodity such as sugar is so cheap and plentiful.

He's got a mind like a steel trap. By which I mean it can only hold one idea at a time;
it latches on to the first idea to come along, good or bad; and it takes strenuous effort with a crowbar to make it let go.
 
   
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Fireknife Shas'el





A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of

So... does this mean that I shouldn't trust adults who work in malls and live with their parents? Like that guy at the record store who knows where Tupac lives, or the at Cinnabon who says that the frosting is really made from boiled roach eyeballs?


It's either that or this is that trick question about the guy who says "everything I say is a lie."

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2009, Year of the Dog
 
   
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Madrak Ironhide







Don't believe them when they say they need help in the bathroom stall next to yours.

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"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude 
   
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Plastictrees



Amongst the Stars, In the Night

Posted By malfred on 10/08/2006 8:05 PM
Don't believe them when they say they need help in the bathroom stall next to yours.

A lesson malfred learned the hard way, much to his chagrin. Legend is he couldn't get the poop stench off himself for days.

OT Zone: A More Wretched Hive of Scum and Villany
The Loyal Slave learns to Love the Lash! 
   
Made in us
Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot




In your house, rummaging through your underwear drawer

This one time some guy in a bathroom asked Malfred if he wanted a teabag and Malfred replied: "This isn't the time for a cup of Darjeerling, you dunce! I've kids to drop off at the pool!"

"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow"~Oscar Wilde 
   
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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought





Up your nose with a rubber hose.

I have friend who has the Lipton logo tattooed on his hackey sack.


"Don't have much use for a poop droid." - Iorek
"Elusive has a bloodhound like capacity for finding hugely ugly minis." - tortoise
 
   
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The Last Czarnian






The Northwest Territory

Posted By Elusive71 on 10/08/2006 9:21 PM
I have friend who has the Lipton logo tattooed on his hackey sack.



He must drink a lot of tea.

   
 
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