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**jhe90**

Granted. It's now fixed permanently to a 2500 kilo solid carved granite desk that's bolted to your floor with 200 deep metre reinforced foundations.

Your laptop is now fixed. It will never fall over again.

I wish my fire would get going and be snuggly and warm.

**snurl**

Granted. Your fire snuggles up in your chimney then really gets going.

I wish for a new line of metal figures that are not expensive.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. The Chibi Donald Trump versus Hillary Clinton line is both popular and ensuring people grump about the election for at least 10 more years than normal.

I wish GW had a shapeways portal.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but it's a trap and they're going to sue you for theft of their IP.

I wish there was a dedicated Shadespire forum on Dakka.

**snurl**

Granted. You must detect the secret portal to enter.

I wish Shadespire was more like Warhammer Quest.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's just as financial successful and the line is closed, with a reprint due every ten years or so.

I wish I could figure out this XML mapping issue

**snurl**

Granted. You know its impossible.

I wish i knew where it was.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. He's in Scranton, PA. He hates being named It.

I wish I had my own personal submarine.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! It's got ham, swiss and anchovies on it.

I wish banana republics were run by Gorillas.

**snurl**

Granted. You are their sacrificial virgin.

I wish to find the perfect tree.

**ChargerIIC**

You do. It's in the White House living room.

I wish I had more energy today

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but it's heat energy and you're going to burn everything around you.

I wish I had complete mastery over space and time.

**snurl** · Granted. You control 12:00 noon on August 4, 1965. I wish to meet Santa.

Granted. You control 12:00 noon on August 4, 1965.

I wish to meet Santa.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but its the brief moment of NORAD's secret annual summoning, as your blood drips into the sacred krinkle cup. President Trump thanks you for your sacrifice as the Christmas Demon walks the earth again for a night.

I wish I wasn't so messed up in the head.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Your head is great, you're sharp and focused but now your bowels are a train wreck 24/7.

I wish I had a life-size Lincoln Logs set.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but you can't play with them as OSHA shuts you down citing your log location as an unsafe work site.

I wish my Necromunda minis would assemble themselves while I'm painting my Shadespire orks.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Unfortunately minis have a rather Picasso-esque sense of style when it comes to self-assembly. Your gang looks like a based miniature 'Guernica'.

I wish I had some more Pistachios.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but they're unroasted & unsalted and the Whole Foods hippies they were stolen from are coming after you.

I wish there was a four word story about a word association game.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You Lose.

I wish I had more time to assemble models

**welshhoppo**

ChargerIIC wrote:
Granted. You Lose.

I wish I had more time to assemble models

Granted, you go to jail for life. Now you have all the time in the world, but no models.

I wish this manflu would go away.

**snurl**

Granted. Now you have menstrual cramps and a bad mood.

I wish for more tanks to paint.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted - a North Korean SU-76 just rumbled through your living room and killed your pets before the crew died to an RPG round.

I wish for a promotion

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! You receive a BOGO flyer in your mail promoting 8-day liquid herbal cleanses.

I wish Elvis was alive.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but he commits suicide tomorrow over the sad state of popular music.

I wish I could play guitar like Jimi Hendrix.

**snurl**

Granted. But you also smell like Pepe LePew.

I wish to avoid shoveling snow.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted now you must shovel hot lava.

I wish tournament organizers at pissant little game stores would actually read the official tournament formats for the games they're "organizing".

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! They read the information, but decide not to follow it anyway.

I wish I had a source for Gator Board near me.

**snurl**

Granted. It is located just across the bridge of death.

I wish to visit Gatorland.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! The price of admission is 2 sheets of 3/16" Gator Board to me.

I wish I had the power of telekinesis.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but you can only lift 2 milligrams with it.

I wish religious people weren't such idiots.