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**snurl**

Granted. Today is the end.

I wish for a benevolent outcome to this wish.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. I got the entire balance of your life savings, your car and your significant other.

I wish everyone was happy

**gruebot**

GRANTED! It is illegal to not be happy and punishable by DEATH!

I wish the new Malignant Plaguecaster mini wasn't so goofy looking...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. you get a better sculpt but it's only available from Forge World for $399.99

I wish I could snap my fingers and make this cold go away.

**snurl**

Granted. You snap your fingers and break them in the process; you forget all about your cold.

I wish for a valentine.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! It's from Fabius Bile, written in blood on paper made from human flesh.

I wish for a vacation to a tropical island...

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! You find yourself on a beautiful, undiscovered, unspoiled island in the South Pacific and the only human contact you encounter is the indigenous cannibal tribe that invite you over for dinner.

I wish I could watch the news and not want to vomit in my mouth almost every day.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You love it. In fact, you are now addicted to news and reality tv.

I wish I had a pet Ork

**Thunderforge**

Granted. You get a pet ork. And notice there seem to be a lot of strange mushrooms popping up in your garden...

I wish I had a tank!

**snurl**

Granted. It holds five gallons.

I wish to ride on a tank.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! It's a Syrian T-55 in the Golan Heights and today is the beginning of the Six-Day War.

I wish I could get comfortable with an armor scheme for my Blightkings.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You keep waking up next to empty cans of retributor gold, the same color as your models.

I wish I could go fishing

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You go fishing but lose all of your supplies along the way & when you get there there are no fish to be caught.

I wish Duncan Rhodes would paint all my miniatures...

**Thunderforge**

GRANTED. Using careful layering and texture work Duncan Rhodes paints your miniatures to look like raw, unpainted resin. Even adding a greenstuff ridge around the edges to simulate sprue mould lines and drilling out tiny resin bubbles across the character’s face.

I wish GW would bring back squats.

**snurl**

Doesn't everyone? Granted. But theey are overblown spikey things covered in skulls and made of finecast, bearing little resemblance to the squats of old.

I wish GW didn't do that.

**Thunderforge**

Granted. Except one, for Necromunda.

I wish I could paint better

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! You paint better...than a blind man.

I wish tennis balls were actually Tribbles.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Tennis balls are an invasive species which are rapidly multiplying.

I wish it would snow here...

**snurl**

Granted. It snows. It never stops snowing.

I wish to return to Florida.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You return to Florida hours before the entire state sinks into the Atlantic.

I wish for a new set of Sharpies...

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. They are a key peice of evidence in a sharpie related murder. The police are looking for you and aren't interesting in risking another sharpie stabbing...

I wish my miniatures would rebase themselves

**Thunderforge**

Granted. Your miniatures decide they need more space so rebase themselves onto the largest monster bases available, rendering your army tactical awkward.

I wish the Emperor returns to health and can leave the support of his Golden Throne once more.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! The Emperor is restored to full health and leaves his throne behind along with everything else. He's gone, for good.

I wish Blightlord Terminators were faster...

**snurl**

Granted. They are retconned out of the game faster than any model before.

I wish for some sleep.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! The "more sleep", however, only seems to occur during meals, workouts, dates, shaving...

I wish Athonian Camoshade came in pint jars.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but you've developed a massive, potentially lethal allergy to it.

I wish I had a thousand assembled, painted horagaunts

**gruebot**

GRANTED! But they all melted cause you left them in the car on a hot day.

I wish I could play Eclipse right now...

**snurl**

Granted. You stand in the sunlight and cast shadows on people. They think you're a creeper and throw bricks at you.

I wish to stop being nice to people at work that I can't stand.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. They've all drawn knives as part of a murder pact against you. No need to be nice as you run for your life.

I wish for a truescale Ork Boss

**gruebot**

GRANTED! It is a Special Edition Limited Release only available for one day at a new Warhammer store opening in Antarctica.

I wish I had a donut...