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*Nero nods*
N: The demon possessing him, what's he like?

*Santiago smirks underneath his helmet*
S: Glad to hear it.
*kneels down and starts gutting the deer*

*Merg snorts in derision*
Merg: He's a donkey-cave. A Witch helped David to subdue him so I've not seen the demon side in quite a while...
*Thinks to herself that she hasn't seen David in quite a while either and is slightly worried*

*Jake nods, and keeps leading the group up river.*
*Remains silent on the subject of David.*

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*Zoey gets hit by the cannon, and is thrown back.*
*She rises to her feet, and resumes opening fire, though her shields have popped.*

*Nero frowns slightly*
N: Who was the witch?

*MErg shakes her head*
Merg: Some woman who refuses to speak. I don't know her name, but she's... slightly off, at least from what I've seen. Regardless, she helped David and she is owed for that.

*Nero nods*
N: One less thing I have to shoot at then, if she's nice.
*keeps walking, and kinda wishes that there was a demon around so he had something to fight, cause he's bored*

*Cathy sees Billy and Zoey get hurt and tries to run towards them*

Cathy: You guys alright!?

YES: I was about to ask you the same thing!

*Yes turns his cannon arm towards Cathy and takes a shot, His upper half finally shuts down*

*Cathy jumps to try and avoid the shot but her leg gets hit and she falls to the ground*

Cathy: OW!?

*YES is starting to slow down because of all the damage he's taking*

*Billy grits his teeth*
Billy: I'll be fine...
*Keeps shooting as he moves towards Cathy and reaches down to help her up*
Billy: C'mon! Let's get t'cover!
*Still shooting though at a reduced pace owing the fact that it's hard to load a revolver 1 handed*

*Illidan and co. move, going somewhere with other people or something so BJ doesn't have to wait for me to post for Kara*

~

*Joal eats silently*

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*Elise doesn't know where they're going, she's just hoping they run into someone who can beat a Dreadlord*
*Gandrea also remains silent*

~

*Demon's attack the biggest group out there!*
*Denny sighs in frustration and starts shooting with her fuckoff gatling gun*

*Merg curses*
Merg: Cut them down!
*Draws her blade and starts to fight*


*Gharn transforms and leaps into combat, roaring and glad to have something to work his tension out on something*


*Ra makes sure the others have their fill before eating the entirety of what's left of the deer, even the bones, before incinerating the remains*

*Elise's group walks into a patch of forest that is still somehow green.*
*Flowers are everywhere in full bloom somehow, and it looks as though a dewy mist perforates the air.*

*David frowns.*
David: What is this?

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*Jake throws his orizas cutting swaths through the demons.*
*Eddie fires his magnum, though very enthusiastically.*

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*Zoey nods.*
Zoey: I'm fine.
*Keeps firing at YES till he goes down.*

*YES shoots at Zoey and Wade with his harpoon and cannon*

*Cathy groans while being moved to cover. Low key worried cus her shields are down**

Cathy: Lucky shot!

YES: Oh really!

*YES fires his harpoon straight at Cathy's head ripping her from Billy's arms and pinning her to the ground in front of Billy*

YES: Nobody ever learns! You can't beat the number 2!

*One of YES's legs gives way and he falls to one knee, he continues shooting at Wade with the harpoon and Zoey with the cannon*

*Billy yells in shock and stares for several seconds before losing his temper*
Billy: NO!
*He turns to YES, face twisted from it's normal friendliness and openness*
Billy: YOU MURDERED HER! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS YOU MOTHERFETHER!
*Ignoring his own wound he charges at YES. He runs up to YES, slashes his torso as high as he can reach and shoves 3 grenades in the slash and pulls the pin on the middle one*

TORGUE: HOLY S**T! BILLY'S HIT F**K IT AND CHARGED RIGHT UP TO YES! THAT IS BADASS!

*After Billy inserts the grenades YES's torso pivots and he backhands Billy*

YES: I've killed loads of people! There is a reason I am the number 2 badass!

*Billy gets smashed into a heap of scrap and is buried under it*


*Merg & Gharn fight on*

*Nero smirks at the demons*
N: Shall we dance?
*fires off three shots at the demons before drawing his sword, Red Queen, and charging at them*
*uses his Devil Bringer ("gauntlet") as well, which summons a large, ghastly hand above Nero to swat aside demons (it mimics what the Devil Bringer does, it's not an independent entity or anything)*

*Wade stops at Cathy getting 'pooned*
DP: I fething warned you, melon fething inbred piece of rust!
*teleports right on top of YES and starts firing right down at him*

*It wasn't a problem to wait for you to post, Vanden. Not like I don't have the rest of my roster or anything. That being said, Illidan's group run can run into another group*

*Daveth frowns and looks around the forest*
*has a bad feeling, and doesn't move closer to the glade*

*Santiago looks over at Joalia*
S: How was it?

*YES puts up an arm to try and swat at Wade*

*He starts to lose his balance cus he only got one leg then falls backwards as the grenades Billy place go off*

YES: Gah no! I can't lose! I'm the number 2 badass!

*Jake keeps laying waste to the demons, and Eddie does the same.*
*Both keep close to Denny, more of Jake stays close to Denny, and Eddie stays close to Jake.*

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*David frowns at all the growth.*
David: What the feth?
*Pushes group towards the lush forest.*

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*Zoey sighs, and pulls out her energy sword.*
Zoey: Going to end this..
*Charges YES, sword held low.*

*YES tries to get up but can't*

YES: NO NO NO!

*A hatch on the front opens up and shoots a pod out*

*Inside that pod is YES's pilot*

*Nero fights wherever the demons seem the strongest, and is enjoy in himself as he cleaves through the mob*
*low key impressed by the gunslingers, cause he's never seen a human shoot anywhere as fast*

*Wade teleports after the pod, firing as he goes*
DP: I ain't done yet. Get your ass back here.

*Daveth doesn't want to head into the forest, but decides it can't be worse than facing off against Detheroc's bro, and he follows after David*

*Gandrea doesn't trust the greenness, and leaves Elise and Daveth behind with David, and moves into the Green*
*One of her hands is on fire as she looks for anything that shouldn't be there, like anything alive*

~

*Elise is worried sick, cause she can see just how hurt Gandrea is from behind*

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*Joal shrugs at Santiago, then cuddles herself for comfort*

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*Denny continues firing at the demons, as more pour in*
*A much bigger demon, this one with gauntleted fists the size of a person(it itself is several times the size of a human) rounds on Nero, trying to squash him under its mass*

~

*Illidank and co. keep walking, the scouts out first, so if they come up with any group, then Illidan and co. do as well*

*Merg pales at seeing the giant demon and stays away from it, knowing she's not strong enough to even provide a challenge to it but others might be able to kill it*


*Gharn is too busy berzerking to notice the big bad*


*Ra looks sadly as Joalia*
Ra: I believe we should attempt to find someone. I could send up a flare but that might attract other things we don't want...


*Billy's out cold buried in scrap*

*The pod flies a fair distance before landing*

*The door pops off and a middle aged man with a robotic eye jumps out*

Yes: Gotta get away! Gotta hide!

*A figure in brown tattered robes and antlers steps into view of Gandrea.*
*He tilts his head, and makes a low groan sounding like a tree falling to earth.*

*Looks at Gandrea's fire from under his hood with six glowing amber eyes.*
*David hangs onto Daveth.*

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*Jake is laying waste to the demons, making sure to protect Denny above all else.*
*Eddie be walking on sunshine... woah oh.*

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*Zoey chases the pod with extreme prejudice.*

*Nero leaps backwards to avoid the demon, and punches at it with his Devil Bringer, causing the giant hand to do the same*
N: Finally dome thing worth my time.

*Santiago nods and sits down next to Joalia*
S: We'll figure something out.

*Wade teleports next to the pilot and fires his shotgun at his kneecaps*
DP: You killed a fething girl! She wasn't even old enough to know my perverted jokes!

*Daveth watches Treebeard nervously, but remains where he is*

*Yes's legs get blown off from the shotgun*

Yes: GAAAAAHAAA!

*He weakly tries to crawl away*

Yes: You started it! I was just defending my title! You can have it if you want! Just please don't kill me!

*Wade fires another time, this time at Yes' hand*
DP: You never were badass. Wanna know why? A badass wouldn't give a single flying feth if they were badass or not, they just would be. It's why Cappie is so cool, he just hits you with a shield. You? Nah, you're crying about a couple shotgun rounds point blank. That's nothin'. Believe me, I would know.

*Yes screams in pain and covers his new stump*

Yes: W-what would y-y-you say if I said the girl was fine!? W-would you not kill me!?

*Wade pumps the shotgun and aims it at the guy's nuts*
DP: Talk. I'll decide later.

Yes: I-I-I've kicked her ass lots of times before! But she just kept coming back! I haven't been able to get rid of her! I've shot her, cut her and burnt her! B-but she just keeps showing up again!

*The man starts to get woozy from all the blood loss*

Yes: P-please don't kill me!