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*Wade lowers the shotgun*
DP: Well, I guess respawning is in this plot too. Thanks for the info, dumbass.
*raises the shotgun and fires it at Yes' head*
DP: Let's go grab Billy, find Cathy and get the feth outta here then.

*Yes smiles for a second when Wade lowers his gun*

*He then screams in fear when he raises it. Then his head goes splat*

*Where Cathy was pooned to the floor there is only a bloody harpoon and no more body*

*Zoey sighs, then nods to deadpool.*
*Reloads her guns, and follows him*

*Torgue does some air guitar*

TORGUE: You got one badass left until you become the number 1 badass! Nobody else has been able to defeat the number 1! Because the number 1 is a badass!

*Cathy is running back towards the junk yard and is almost there*

*Billy groans as he regains consciousness and his aura starts healing him, bones grinding and shifting into place and cuts closing*

*Wade reloads his shotgun and watches Bully heal himself*
DP: Almost as good as me. But not quite. Keep tryin' though!

*Gandrea stares at the figure, while keeping her hand on fire*
*She tilts her head in amusement*

~

*Joal nods silently, and doesn't move from her cuddled up position*

~

*The demon takes a step back at the punch, then punches the punch back*
*Probably doesn't hit as hard tbh*

~

*Denny keeps on gunning*

~

*The four peeps in borderlands town get some static in their HUDs, then a broken up voice with a slight accent(it's usually very prominent, but static is fething it up) comes through*
Voice: H---o? -s -hi- th--g on?

*Merg is still worn out from days of fighting and travel and it begins to wear on her as her stamina isn't what it normally is in a fight*


*Gharn's still fighting on*


*Billy's buried under a mount of scrap so not much to be seen except a slight red glow. Lots of cayenne pepper smell in the air though*
*Starts shifting out but pauses at the voice*
Billy: Huh? Whuzzat?

*Cathy skids to a halt outside the junkyard then looks around when she hears the voice*

Cathy: Hello?

*She is panting from running all the way to the junkyard*

*The Devil Bringer flashes brightly at the impact, but carries through with the punch*
N: Lucky I don't have Yamato.
*sheathes his sword and starts using his free hand to reload Blue Rose (still pretty fethin' fast, even one handed)*

*Wade pats the rubble that Billy's under*
DP: Hang on bud, just keep healing. I'mma go grab Cathy.
*skips towards Cathy and listens in on the voice*
DP: This is Sergeant Wilson, what is your position, over?

*Santiago puts an arm around Joalia and looks down at her*
S: We'll find others soon.

*Billy groans and mumbles, his voice heavily muffled by the scrap*
Billy: Cathy... Poor kid...
*He starts trying to free himself with limited success*

*Cathy looks up at Wade*

Cathy: Did I miss it? *Pant* Did I miss YES dying? *Pant*

*Wade nods*
DP: Yeah, his brains sre over there. And there. Oh! I almost forgot!
*teleports back to Yes' body and starts digging through his pockets*
DP: He's gotta have a wallet somewhere...

*Billy scrabbles from the scrap, brushes off his had carefully and puts it on then his jaw drops*
Billy: CATHY!? HOW THE-. WHAT THE-
*Extremely confused*

*Yes has like 5 bucks in his tattered wallet*

*Cathy waves to Billy*

Cathy: Heeeeeey!

*Billy stares at Cathy, slack-jawed*
Billy: How are you alive....?

*Cathy smiles*

Cathy: I'm a clone sucka!

*She pulls out her gun*

Cathy: Is there anything left to shoot?

*Billy rubs his eyes with the heel of his hands*
Billy: Great... so what happened to the real you? What number clone are- Y'know what? Never mind... just gonna... nevermind.
*The whole clone thing reminds him too much of Jordan rn*

Cathy: Ok then. Lets start heading back. Maybe that stranger will contact us again! I love strangers!

*She starts to skip back to her house. She low key hiding a little bit of annoyance at not getting to see YES die*

*Treebeard stomps towards Gandrea, using his staff to walk.*
*The witcher swords are still impaled in his chest.*

Treebeard: Leave... not... welcome..

*Huge leshens make themselves known, and stand by treebeard.*

---
*Jake keep blasting demons like a thug.*

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*Zoey sighs at the Voice, but is glad Cathy is okay.*
*Follows after Cathy.*
*Questions her sanity a lot.*

*Cathy makes sure she is fairly close to Zoey, low key slows a little to get closer*

Cathy: So. What happened after I got harpooned? are you all alright?

*Billy's clothes are pretty battered but his body is pretty much healed*
Billy: Er... I stuffed a bunch of 'nades in the fether's gut, then I got hit and knocked out. Miss Zoey?
*Turns to Zoey as he trusts her to give a more accurate interpretation of what really happened over Deadpool*

*Zoey nods to Cathy.*
Zoey: I'm fine... glad you are okay too.. I guess?
*She turns to Billy.*
Zoey: We killed the robot guy, and Cathy came back as a clone. Now we seeing who this stranger is. All caught up?

*Cathy is slightly giddy as she skips along*

*She hums happily as she pulls out her gun and casually starts shooting at a bandit bike that was driving around*

*Billy nods*
Billy: Thanks, now let's go find this Stranger eh?
*Billy watches the bike carefully but doesn't waste the ammo on it*

*The bandit bike explodes after a few more seconds of being shot*

Cathy: Get smacked! Woo hoo!

*Zoey keeps walking along, and decides to smoke a blunt.*
*Opens her thigh pocket, and pulls out a expertly rolled blunt.*
*She takes off her helmet, and lights the blunt.*
*Get high 420.*

*Cathy looks back at Zoey skipping backwards*

Cathy: What you got there?

*Wade had taken the five bucks and followed after the group*
*giggles at Zoey*
DP: What part of the Spartan training gave you those?

*Billy is surprised at Zoey smoking a blunt but decides it's her business what she does in her own time*
*Keeps walking along*



*Gharn and Merg keep fighting I guess cause this is endless*