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**snurl**

Granted. But it's on an old 45rpm and you have no turntable.

I wish my truck had delector shields.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but the are only proof against energy weapons.

I wish my apartment would double in size

**gruebot**

GRANTED! The ceiling has been raised 20 feet.

I wish my car was an RX-78-2 Gundam!

**korbenn**

Granted. Your car is now a giant mobile suit.
This transformation happend when you started your car to head to work on monday morning, destroying your street and drive way. Since you where never trained to pilot such a sophisticated fictional machine, you panic and start frantically pushing buttons and pulling switches. As a result your new ride somehow manages to perform an elaborate tap dancing number through your city causing more destruction, before finaly comming apart and collapsing into a pile of scrap metal. You end up being billed for the damages.

I wish for an ice cream bar.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! It's sweaty, unbathed gamer underarm flavor...nom, nom.

I wish for the White House to be visited by the 40K Vending Machine.

**snurl**

Granted. It spits you out there and runs away.

I wish for less politics.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. Now that Putin is world dicactor for life and we've done away with those pesky elections, there are only family politics left to worry about. That and the mandatory conscriptions.

I wish for a fluffy cat

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Upon receiving you new fur-ball you become deathly allergic to cats.

I wish to see Biden vs Trump on the next MMA Card...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. Trump gets beat down & loses to TKO but tweets that he knocked out Biden in the 1st round.

I wish I would have won more money in Vegas.

**snurl**

Granted. You won big, then lost it all at the track.

I wish to resume yardwork soon.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but you have to wait until the tornado passes. You'll have a lot more yardwork.

I wish all of our stuff was packed up & ready to move.

**snurl**

Graanted. All packed and moved. Where to is anyone's guess.

I wish for more storage space.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a bag of holding! After going on a storage spree you realize there is no way to retrieve your stuff...

I wish to own Mantic Games

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. The Deadzone players that don't like 2nd edition come to your house and ride you out of town on a rail.

I wish I was the supreme arbiter of every rules change on every game I play.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Nobody likes playing with you anymore.

I wish to visit Warhammer World...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. you spend so much money there that you can't afford rent. Congratulations on all those cool minis and homelessness.

I wish I could get paid for hanging out at the beach.

**snurl**

Granted. You are a lifeguard and have to save idiots from drowning all year round.

I wish to go to the beach again.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You drown when Lupus goes on break

I wish my company would be consistent in its policys and direction

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. This means you never get another raise.

I wish Lamborghini would comp me a new car.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Its a lemon.

I wish Totino's pizzas were good for you...

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! They're healthy as feth, but still taste like gak.

I wish my son didn't have to go through allergies every time Spring rolls around.

**snurl**

Granted. He has them year round.

I wish for a bag of holding.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! It only holds plastic Walmart bags.

I wish I had a Daft Punk LED helmet...

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! It's sized for a 3 year old.

I wish my wife was Morgan Fairchild.

**snurl**

Granted. She's never home.

I wish for more castle parts.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! They're sand castle parts made of Play-oh.

I wish for some cool Infinity terrain...

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. Someone just dropped off a 2000 pound limestone block on your porch. You can't open the door.

I wish I had a chauffer

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. He's Malaysian and doesn't speak any English.

I wish there were magical moving spirits that moved all of your stuff to your new place while you are sleeping.

**snurl**

Granted. They aren't too careful with it though, and you find most of your stuff dumped in a heap.

I wish for spell check.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! It checks for spelling errors but you have to pay $4.99 for each incorrectly spelled word to be corrected.

I wish I throw Hadoukens...