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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought





Up your nose with a rubber hose.

http://us.games-workshop.com/e-zine/issues/blackgobbo-78/default.htm

Why do I feel like I've already seen some of this?



"Don't have much use for a poop droid." - Iorek
"Elusive has a bloodhound like capacity for finding hugely ugly minis." - tortoise
 
   
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In the ring! Oh Yeah!

Ahhh... It looks to the Macho Man that he has seen some of these offerings before! I thinks the ol' Black Gobbo is running out of juice in the ring! Could it be time to give it the back-breaker once and for all? Macho Man thinks so!

Oh yeah!
   
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iowa

well it looks like the tard invasion has begun. damn you GW and your closed forums.....

When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust. 
   
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Fresh-Faced New User




In the ring! Oh Yeah!

Ha ha! Shows what you know, Mr. Jeremy Cobert - if that is your real name! The Macho Man was around on old OLD Dakka, long ago, back when I was throwing your Daddy through the ropes and out of the ring! Oh Yeah!

   
Made in us
Fireknife Shas'el





A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of

That gimmick account is so cute.

I love the coconut site. It's like a pumpkin, since you can eat both, but this one stays good and doesn't require you to throw it away after 2 nights!

WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS

2009, Year of the Dog
 
   
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Fresh-Faced New User




In your VCR

Hey Randy, wanna wrestle?

   
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Fresh-Faced New User




In the ring! Oh Yeah!

Hey... The Macho Man doesn't wrestle like THAT, brother! I KNOW your reputation. Oh Yeah!

Still, even though this BG is a rehash of last month, the Macho Man does appreciate all the hard work that goes into it. Something new for the masses is always a very Macho thing to do! Now Macho Man demands MORE new stuff for next month!
   
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Drew_Riggio




Vancouver, British Columbia.

Why don't you just toddle along to Bolter and Chainsword, Machomong. They'll appreciate your zany sideshow panoply of fat and boring.
   
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Keeper of the Adeptus Arbites Flame






Cairo, Egypt

Posted By Triggerbaby on 11/15/2006 1:27 PM
Why don't you just toddle along to Bolter and Chainsword, Machomong. They'll appreciate your zany sideshow panoply of fat and boring.



Yeah we don't like sophmoric humor here on dakka!  We especially don't like jokes about gay dark angels or how rogal dorn is gay or how space elfs are gay.

Not us.

Nosiree.


 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Whorelando, FL

Truer words weren't spoken Trigs...to qoute Luke from Starwars...."Could you move along little fellow, we have got lots of work to do."

Capt K

   
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Plastictrees



Amongst the Stars, In the Night

Posted By jeremycobert on 11/15/2006 10:38 AM
well it looks like the tard invasion has begun. damn you GW and your closed forums.....
As MACHO MAN SAVAGE has already mentioned, he's OLD school Dakka Dakka, from the heady days where MegaDave roamed free, Barphanges and HardCoil routinely amazed us with their latest plastic creations (much like EDSK does today), DarkWolf and Kwade were mods and Russ had a store where he kept the Dakka Grots locked up in the basement, chained to the elliptical cycles that kept power flowing to the glory that was, that is DakkaDakka.com. Oh yeah!

OT Zone: A More Wretched Hive of Scum and Villany
The Loyal Slave learns to Love the Lash! 
   
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Drew_Riggio




Vancouver, British Columbia.

Posted By Kid_Kyoto on 11/15/2006 1:47 PM
Posted By Triggerbaby on 11/15/2006 1:27 PM
Why don't you just toddle along to Bolter and Chainsword, Machomong. They'll appreciate your zany sideshow panoply of fat and boring.



Yeah we don't like sophmoric humor here on dakka!  We especially don't like jokes about gay dark angels or how rogal dorn is gay or how space elfs are gay.

Not us.

Nosiree.

Those aren't jokes. We enjoy these facts because we all have personal experience with Dark Angel and Eldar players*, who are, without exception, a pack of prancing queens.

   
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Buttons Should Be Brass, Not Gold!






Soviet Kanukistan

I miss MegaDave and the non-stop barrage of non-sequiteurs. I guess I'll have to live with Jester's witicisms.

What about OLD OLD SCHOOL Dakka... the days of Clousseau and Drew Riggio (of the bouncing skeleton)?!???
   
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In the ring! Oh Yeah!

Oh Yeah, brothers. I hear ya on the cry for old school Dakka. It's almost as long ago as the days of the Hulkster wrestlin' for the WWF (then, WWE now) against my ol' pal Andre the Giant, God rest his humongous soul.

That Drew, he was one Macho debater, oh yeah! Put anyone to the canvas.

Ol' Clousseau, I thought he was still seen around some forum. Maybe Bolter and Chainsword?

Oh yeah, I tell ya, Dakka HAS changed. Macho Man hisself was missed not long ago... I'm sure that all you will accept Macho Man, and if not, Macho Man is here to stay... until next Wrestlemania, anyway!
   
Made in us
Fireknife Shas'el





A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of

In old Dakka, before I started playing, I lurked a while. I remember NecRon Jeremy (who would forget a name like that?) but not Macho Man.

It's still a gimmick account, though. Like the NON guy and those annoying posters on warseer who prefer to talk in-character, they are all based on a theme. Hence, gimmick. Too bad NecRon Jeremy isn't a gimmick. It would be sweet if he was. He'd tell lots of stories about Dark Angels.

WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS

2009, Year of the Dog
 
   
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Fixture of Dakka




Canada

Alright- we're kind-of on a topic here guys... let's steer it towards something news and rumourish?

"Nothing from the outside world can be imported into Canada without first being doused in ranch dressing. Canadian Techs have found that while this makes the internet delicious it tends to hamper the bandwidth potential. Scientists are working furiously to rectify the problem. "

--Glaive Company CO 
   
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Foul Dwimmerlaik





Minneapolis, MN

Posted By Macho Man Savage on 11/15/2006 10:42 AM
Ha ha! Shows what you know, Mr. Jeremy Cobert - if that is your real name! The Macho Man was around on old OLD Dakka, long ago, back when I was throwing your Daddy through the ropes and out of the ring! Oh Yeah!


Is that you Hulkster?

If this is who I think it is, welcome back bro!

Oh yeah, wrestling sucks.... but it has personality.

   
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Foul Dwimmerlaik





Minneapolis, MN

Posted By Triggerbaby on 11/15/2006 2:11 PM
Posted By Kid_Kyoto on 11/15/2006 1:47 PM
Posted By Triggerbaby on 11/15/2006 1:27 PM
Why don't you just toddle along to Bolter and Chainsword, Machomong. They'll appreciate your zany sideshow panoply of fat and boring.



Yeah we don't like sophmoric humor here on dakka!  We especially don't like jokes about gay dark angels or how rogal dorn is gay or how space elfs are gay.

Not us.

Nosiree.

Those aren't jokes. We enjoy these facts because we all have personal experience with Dark Angel and Eldar players*, who are, without exception, a pack of prancing queens.

You left out what the asterik was refering to, Trigger.

I'll fix it for ya.

*Poncy plum smugglers.

   
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Fixture of Dakka




Canada

Posted By Hellfury on 11/15/2006 3:26 PM
Posted By Triggerbaby on 11/15/2006 2:11 PM
Posted By Kid_Kyoto on 11/15/2006 1:47 PM
Posted By Triggerbaby on 11/15/2006 1:27 PM
Why don't you just toddle along to Bolter and Chainsword, Machomong. They'll appreciate your zany sideshow panoply of fat and boring.



Yeah we don't like sophmoric humor here on dakka!  We especially don't like jokes about gay dark angels or how rogal dorn is gay or how space elfs are gay.

Not us.

Nosiree.

Those aren't jokes. We enjoy these facts because we all have personal experience with Dark Angel and Eldar players*, who are, without exception, a pack of prancing queens.

You left out what the asterik was refering to, Trigger.

I'll fix it for ya.

*Poncy plum smugglers.
Nah, it contained a reference that was so vulgar I had to erradicate it from Dakka. 

"Nothing from the outside world can be imported into Canada without first being doused in ranch dressing. Canadian Techs have found that while this makes the internet delicious it tends to hamper the bandwidth potential. Scientists are working furiously to rectify the problem. "

--Glaive Company CO 
   
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Drew_Riggio




Vancouver, British Columbia.

Posted By Drake_Marcus on 11/15/2006 3:29 PM
Posted By Hellfury on 11/15/2006 3:26 PM
Posted By Idiot on 11/15/2006 2:11 PM
Posted By Faggy Smurf on 11/15/2006 1:47 PM
Posted By Idiot on 11/15/2006 1:27 PM
blab blah blah

blah blah

blah blah bla

You left out what the asterik was refering to, Trigger.

I'll fix it for ya.

*Poncy plum smugglers.
Nah, it contained a reference that was so vulgar I had to erradicate it from Dakka. 



Oh, boo. Kids gotta learn about the misspelled feathers at some point.

Think of the children, Drake.

   
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Plastictrees



Amongst the Stars, In the Night

Posted By Hellfury on 11/15/2006 3:26 PM
Posted By Triggerbaby on 11/15/2006 2:11 PM
Posted By Kid_Kyoto on 11/15/2006 1:47 PM
Posted By Triggerbaby on 11/15/2006 1:27 PM
Why don't you just toddle along to Bolter and Chainsword, Machomong. They'll appreciate your zany sideshow panoply of fat and boring.



Yeah we don't like sophmoric humor here on dakka!  We especially don't like jokes about gay dark angels or how rogal dorn is gay or how space elfs are gay.

Not us.

Nosiree.

Those aren't jokes. We enjoy these facts because we all have personal experience with Dark Angel and Eldar players*, who are, without exception, a pack of prancing queens.

You left out what the asterik was refering to, Trigger.

I'll fix it for ya.

*Poncy plum smugglers.
Trigger had made mention at how the Imperial Fists were the finest fletchers in all of the known universe, even though they had long given up on the use of bow and arrow in combat situation, the Imperial Fist fletcher was a master at his craft, long honed from his days on the recruit planet where they would spend long hours fletching arrows for use in their primitive rituals.

OT Zone: A More Wretched Hive of Scum and Villany
The Loyal Slave learns to Love the Lash! 
   
Made in ca
Drew_Riggio




Vancouver, British Columbia.

Nyarly has got my back. We are an unstoppable crime-busting duo.

(cue theme music, explosions, barely-concealed homoertoic imagery)
   
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Keeper of the Adeptus Arbites Flame






Cairo, Egypt

Back on topic let's look at some of the articles, we have a special article on how best to pose your Space Elfen walkers to accentuate their long legs and firm and high buttocks.

Phil Kelly expalins how the long pulsating weapons of the Wraithlord make it a heavy hitter.

Another article explains how to gently stroke a space Elf for the best results.

For Gobo players there's advice on how to use to use your big balls.

from Germany are some horney bosses.

Another german talks about big coconuts.

We also learn how best to fire our huge cannons and penetrate deeply, the French way.

And finally we have a little scorecard to list our conquests.

I love black gobbo.

 
   
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot




In your house, rummaging through your underwear drawer

The US web team thinks Germans are Orcs. That's racist.

Leaping Lanny Poffo's brother can stay, as long as he keeps those slim-jims coming. There's nothing like a pressed cylinder of slaughterhouse killing floor sweepings, sawdust and grease to satisfy a man's hunger. OHHHHHH, YYEEAAAHHHH!!!!! DIG IT!!!!

*ahem*

"Brother-Apothacarion Arana, can I talk to you about something?" "Yes, Brother Boaz, what is it?" the ancient medic intoned. "It's just that Sergeant Seto keeps massaging me in this one place, and he says that it will help the organ's acclimation process, but I don't know..." the scout replied, his eyes on the floor. "My boy, Battle Massage is just one of the tricks the IMperial Fists Chapter uses to train. Other chapters do other things: The Dark Angels do Piggyback Pushups, the Blood Angels write poetry, and the Ultramarines are fond of Buggery*." "So it's all right that I let him do it, then?" Brother Boaz asked hopefully. "Certainly! And when you feel up to it, you should do it to him, too!" Arana ejaculated.

Battle Massage, Arana would have to write that one down. Those scouts will believe anything.

*(The Bugger is a reed that is indigenous to the swamplands of Ultramar. The inhabitants of Ultramar weave intricate baskets with it.)

"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow"~Oscar Wilde 
   
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Fixture of Dakka




Canada

Posted By Triggerbaby on 11/15/2006 5:10 PM
Nyarly has got my back. We are an unstoppable crime-busting duo.

(cue theme music, explosions, barely-concealed homoertoic imagery)

hahaha- that just made my night.  I'm glad I didn't close this thread

"Nothing from the outside world can be imported into Canada without first being doused in ranch dressing. Canadian Techs have found that while this makes the internet delicious it tends to hamper the bandwidth potential. Scientists are working furiously to rectify the problem. "

--Glaive Company CO 
   
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Fixture of Dakka




Canada

Posted By Jester on 11/15/2006 6:58 PM
The US web team thinks Germans are Orcs. That's racist.

Leaping Lanny Poffo's brother can stay, as long as he keeps those slim-jims coming. There's nothing like a pressed cylinder of slaughterhouse killing floor sweepings, sawdust and grease to satisfy a man's hunger. OHHHHHH, YYEEAAAHHHH!!!!! DIG IT!!!!

*ahem*

"Brother-Apothacarion Arana, can I talk to you about something?" "Yes, Brother Boaz, what is it?" the ancient medic intoned. "It's just that Sergeant Seto keeps massaging me in this one place, and he says that it will help the organ's acclimation process, but I don't know..." the scout replied, his eyes on the floor. "My boy, Battle Massage is just one of the tricks the IMperial Fists Chapter uses to train. Other chapters do other things: The Dark Angels do Piggyback Pushups, the Blood Angels write poetry, and the Ultramarines are fond of Buggery*." "So it's all right that I let him do it, then?" Brother Boaz asked hopefully. "Certainly! And when you feel up to it, you should do it to him, too!" Arana ejaculated.

Battle Massage, Arana would have to write that one down. Those scouts will believe anything.

*(The Bugger is a reed that is indigenous to the swamplands of Ultramar. The inhabitants of Ultramar weave intricate baskets with it.)

Oh Jester, do you have a job or are do you just sit around thinking of ways to make us laugh?  Not that I'm complaining- you're damn good at making me laugh

"Nothing from the outside world can be imported into Canada without first being doused in ranch dressing. Canadian Techs have found that while this makes the internet delicious it tends to hamper the bandwidth potential. Scientists are working furiously to rectify the problem. "

--Glaive Company CO 
   
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[DCM]
The Tyranny of Evil Men




Los Angeles

Oh, Jester. What are we going to do with you?

"The last known instance of common sense happened at a GT. A player tried to use the 'common sense' argument vs. Mauleed to justify his turbo-boosted bikes getting a saving throw vs. Psycannons. The player's resulting psychic death scream erased common sense from the minds of 40k players everywhere. " - Ozymandias 
   
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot




In your house, rummaging through your underwear drawer

I am a toilet seat with a 12th grade education.

"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow"~Oscar Wilde 
   
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Fresh-Faced New User




In the ring! Oh Yeah!

Hey, that Slim Jim gig was good money! Oh Yeah! A man can only do so much wrestlin'... And the lovely Miss Elizabeth said it would be good exposure...

I would snap YOU, Mr. Jester, but you do such a good job of making even the Macho Man laugh, that the Macho Man decided it would be good for both of our own respective health to let you go without that Big Bodyslam to the Great Beyond!

That Aspect Warrior paint section did give me some Macho ideas for some painting I have to do, Oh Yeah! So maybe it wasn't a total loss - like Million Dollar Man's loss to me for the Wrestlemania Belt!

Now, the painting table beckons the Macho Man! Ooohhh Yeah!
   
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Plano, Texas

Atleast basket weaving is less gay than actually being gay.

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