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2018/09/26 07:39:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stalwart Tribune
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Granted, although it costs all of your earthly possessions and firstborn to get the base rules.
I wish sleeping was optional.
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2018/09/26 13:38:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It's optional. Passing out, however, is mandatory.
I wish the owls would drive off the skunks.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/09/26 15:04:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but the skunks have retaliated with small arms fire... Duck!
I wish to arm bears.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/09/27 01:07:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted but Smokey starts gunning people down for not using proper fire safety and scores die.
I wish it was the weekend.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/09/27 05:34:31
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Just in time for your early Saturday morning scheduled colonoscopy.
I wish I would have kept a journal of all the wine I've tried in my life.
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2018/09/27 14:16:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But you can't begin to read it, as you were under the influence when you scribbled it down.
I wish to form a religon and attract followers.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/09/27 14:28:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. You soon have hundreds of squirrel worshippers. Thousands maybe, all singing of the great Nut in their little squirrel chitters. They don't ever leave you alone. Ever.
I wish to be debt free
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/09/28 04:29:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have nothing.
I wish to speak fluent squirrel.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/09/28 12:12:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lord of the Fleet
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Granted. You can speak fluent squirrel but lose all comprehension of English and other human languages.
I wish I could find the damn phone socket in my new flat so I can actually get the internet set up.
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2018/09/28 15:30:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! You found it! But it doesn't work.
I wish for a new PS4 controller...
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2018/09/28 15:53:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but all non-sony devices were removed from your home per the new EULA on the back of the box.
I wish to be able to speak in all languages
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/09/28 18:29:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted but since the human brain can't handle all that you become catatonic.
I wish I was the lone deciding voice of which games get played in my town.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/09/30 18:07:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. It's Hunger Games.
I wish for an AR-15.
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2018/10/01 03:37:08
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! You get your shiny, new AR-15 and a visit from Interpol.
I wish I could make decent Bananas Foster at home.
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2018/10/01 06:32:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You run a foster home for bananas.
I wish for less work drama.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/10/01 15:13:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. You don't encounter the drama any more but everyone glares at you hatefully when you walk into a room until you leave. They say nothing, do nothing, but glare.
I wish for a rousing adventure that leaves me knee deep in loot and glory.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/10/01 20:53:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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You were on a rousing journey to conquer a pigpen. And after placing your flag in the middle of the yard, you stand knee deep in your sticky, smelly loot.
I wish to fly a spaceship into space and back.
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2018/10/02 12:08:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lord of the Fleet
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gruebot wrote:GRANTED! You found it! But it doesn't work.
I wish for a new PS4 controller...
Quite a scary coincedence. I did indeed find the socket...but it isn't wired into anything.
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2018/10/02 12:36:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Just after takeoff, you realise you should have used the lavatory first.
I wish the kleenex box was everfull.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/10/02 14:55:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but it's also wired to a internet accessible camera that rewards tissues based on the number of viewers
I wish for complete mastery of SQL
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/10/02 15:32:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lord of the Fleet
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ChargerIIC wrote:Granted, but it's also wired to a internet accessible camera that rewards tissues based on the number of viewers I wish for complete mastery of SQL Granted. You now have complete mastery of San Carlos Airport (IATA Code: SQL). I wish my broadband connection would actually be up and running.
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2018/10/02 18:54:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted but your new provider is Cousin Oleg's Internet Co. and you get massive Russian pop ups with no blocker.
I wish I wouldn't have dislocated my shoulder.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/10/02 20:56:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. Your shoulder is perfectly healthy, but instead, both of your legs were relocated elsewhere.
I wish to fly in a fighter jet.
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2018/10/02 21:23:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. You've been strapped to the back of the fuselage with neither clothing no O2 supply.
I wish to move Orktober to 2019 >
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/10/03 08:59:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lord of the Fleet
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ChargerIIC wrote:Granted. You've been strapped to the back of the fuselage with neither clothing no O2 supply.
I wish to move Orktober to 2019 >
Granted. Orktober has now been moved to 2019BC.
I wish for a delicious bacon sandwich. Crispy juicy bacon, thick layer of butter and ketchup on inch-thick farmhouse bread.
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2018/10/03 14:10:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Its sealed in clear acrylic plastic and makes a fine paperweight.
I wish people would stop fixing stuff that isn't broken.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/10/03 14:15:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. It's behind an inch-thick bulletproof glass.
I wish my wife had fewer books.
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2018/10/03 14:48:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, her new Porn collection had removed the need or space for you to live with her any more.
I wish to live in Eden
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/10/04 01:32:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted but Babra Eden isn't happy about you living in her.
I wish I had a trained chimp that made good spaghetti.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/10/04 16:39:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. Your food is usually full of its fur and dead fleas.
I wish to own a lorry.
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