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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot






That isn't an at-st, I forget the name of that particular type of walker, though that one isnt particularly bad unlike some of the others.

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somecallmeJack wrote:I feel like I may be plumbing the depths of nerdosity, but my biggest criticism is that that 'sentinel' is blatantly at AT PT, as opposed to an AT ST.
^^ +1

If these sell I will have to reconsider waiting until I've mastered highlighting to attempt to start commissions (tabletop quality of course)...

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Angels of Acquittance 1,000 pts 27-8-10
Menoth 15 pts 0-0-0
Dwarves 1,000 pts 3-1-0
 Sigvatr wrote:
. Necrons should be an army of robots, not an army of flying French bakery.



 
   
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Fresh-Faced Inquisitorial Acolyte





California

These aren't the space marines we're looking for.
You can go about your other auctions.
Move along, move along.

For instance, check out the $590 Tyranid army from the same seller. The carnifex is pretty horrific. Looks like they got part way through a depaint and then just went crazy with the red white and blue straight onto bare metal.

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Cygnar 73 points, Khador 44 points, Menoth 46 points, Mercenary 25 points
Painting blog - http://nftrc.blogspot.com/ 
   
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper






Ultramar

probably the best painted one that he has...









Melissia wrote:TAKE YOUR NUN FANTASIES ELSEWHERE!!!!!

Noto The epileptic dude that knows how to dance... on the ground... using random jerky movements... while biting his tongue... (Also the kid that plays Ultramarines )
I've been playing Dark Eldar since before the hype came out about them, so I guess that makes me a long-term player  
   
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40kenthus





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I am going to walk into a GW store and demand free stuff, threatening to stick print-outs of those close-up darth vaders all over their store if they don't agree. It's like kryptonite.



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Slippery Scout Biker





HadoukenAvenger wrote:I am going to walk into a GW store and demand free stuff, threatening to stick print-outs of those close-up darth vaders all over their store if they don't agree. It's like kryptonite.



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You just won the thread.

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"In one point five miles, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
 
   
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That means a lot to me


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Lead-Footed Trukkboy Driver



Youngwood, PA

Is that Tau mini supposed to be delivering a roundhouse to the face or getting down with his bad self?
   
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Implacable Skitarii





Portland

think alittle of both, you know MJ style =p

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原子炉へつれていって。 
   
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine




Buffalo, NY

Is it me or does that AT-ST look like the Insane-O-Flex from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie?


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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

xblackdog wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
Kanluwen wrote:I hate to be the one to say this, all things considered...

But it's better than some of the stuff that gets posted here.



Whoa whoa whoa......HONESTLY find something worse then THIS


On this site. Do that and Ill personally write the seller on there an apologize via email for agreeing with people its the worst thing Ive ever seen painted.


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Notice the cod piece and the legs are so gloppy that they some how have become one part

ok,



Ok that Pariah isnt good, but its not terrible. It looks like something my nephew does when he isnt trying his best.(hes 9) the black is on decently, and the red is just random, you can tell. So I wouldnt call it terrible, just not taken the time. Now Ive prepared a picture to detail just how aweful this is, please flip open to page 1 of the pamphlet I provided, as well as swallow the "magic pills" Ive provided, and Ill show you my point



Ok starting with
#1 Notice that the visor looks like it was painted on with lipstick. Not only that but the black section for the visor is actually separated from top and bottom
#2 There is so much paint, the arm is now fused with the torso. Epic.
#3 Oddly enough, 3, has 3 arrows, following how the legs and cod piece, are now the leftlegcodpiecerightleg, with no definition left. This guy is looking like a chaos spawn, and not a marine
#4 Again so much paint, the kankles(yes kankles) are fused together. This spawn will trip if attempting to chase down something.
#5 Look closely youll see that there is a dark green color under that blob of crayola paint job. Infact youll notice it in other pictures. I think they were once Dark Angles.
#6 So much paint, the shin guard and foot are now a Kankle.
#7 Ronald McDonald smiling? Nope, Boba Fetts visor here, also notice the crest on the helmet, is ROUND. How did that happen?
#8 Sure tis a small thing to miss for a beginner, but hey if Im changing rolls to insulting artistry Im going all out.
#9 Just like #2, the arm has fused with the torso.

So, unless you find the Tau devilfish that looked like someone bought all the GW paints range, set them on top of said fish, and then shot it with buckshot, you wont find a worse paint job on Dakka. Its not possible. But Ill give you some help in finding it, the guy here on dakka, bought it from Ebay, and we were stunned at the horrors
   
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I'm not sure how this thread has lived this long.

There's a long standing tradition of NOT carrying on like this about anyone's work.

At all.

Closed.
   
 
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