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I believe that it's a cake that you can have and eat, too.

Grey Templar wrote:the survivors of the Eisinstein were Deathguard and 3 Lunawolves.


very little inflence from the Lunawolves.

Don't forget about the soldier that accompainied The guy and don't forget about big spoiler......


There was another luna wolf that surivived he was on terra as a representative....

What is inside the box is a thing that allows the instructions on how to reactivate the 2 lost legions, who had been sent into stasis until needed, this is also crippling in that the codex astrates will be burnt and will be replaced by a militaristic ruler. And the Highlords of terra except in the exception of the Chief Custode are executed and replaced by the two specially trained primarchs, Supreme Grand Master, and the chapter masters and other suriviving loya primarchs in that the war council is remade and the council of terra reinstated.

It's documentation proving that Matt Ward is actually Jervis...

Interesting, considering they have been seen in the same room...

its a secret string to a secret embarassing picture of all the chaos gods farseers warbosses necron lords and ethereals at last years christmas party.

Probably a POINTLESS BUTTON :O



Warning: Pointless

yamgrenade wrote:Probably a POINTLESS BUTTON :O



Warning: Pointless

"i like trains"

JamesMclaren123 wrote:

yamgrenade wrote:Probably a POINTLESS BUTTON :O



Warning: Pointless

"i like trains"

That would wipe out the Grey knights....

psssh, duh. Futurama covered this already.

GKGM reaches inside the box pulls out a card upon which is inscribed "go straight to jail do not pass go do not collect €200"

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It holds Guts from Berserk, ^that's pretty much his stance on chaos, he's got this thing about daemons...

It's a pre-Imperial survival kit...

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

(quoted from: Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)

It's a picture of matt ward blowing a kiss to everyone who plays 40k.

In the Over the Edge RPG, the last scenario in the book had a twist like that where the player characters realised they were imaginary creations in a social game... very much "breaking the 4th wall".

Of course, if we knew what was in the box, it would become uninteresting so it must remain a secret.

I suppose the terminus decree is likely a self destruct button for the golden throne which can be activated when the gak hits the fan as a last resort. But by giving it to the grey knights it can actually be used when chaos actually wins and they have no other choice, the high lords of terra and custodians would never even consider it even if the 4 chaos god materialized on Terra.

However how about two other possibilities.

It could be an order to kill every human susceptible to taint and the means to do so perhaps a hyper intelligent nano virus the likes of which was outlawed in the imperiums earliest days, this would eventually end up destroying chaos and whilst the majority of humanity would die life would eventually reseed in the galaxy.

Or it could contain an actual chaos god, no im not talking about the big 4 but how about Malaal ? i know hes been retconned to gak but imagine if it contained the ultimate weapon against a chaos god whose sole purpose is to destroy chaos, didnt he used to support renegade inquisitors and the like ?. Im picturing something similar to Hellsings Alucard. Would make for a great last ditch effort against chaos imo Grey knights super charged with Malaal juice.

ChronoCupcake wrote:I suppose the terminus decree is likely a self destruct button for the golden throne which can be activated when the gak hits the fan as a last resort. But by giving it to the grey knights it can actually be used when chaos actually wins and they have no other choice, the high lords of terra and custodians would never even consider it even if the 4 chaos god materialized on Terra.

However how about two other possibilities.

It could be an order to kill every human susceptible to taint and the means to do so perhaps a hyper intelligent nano virus the likes of which was outlawed in the imperiums earliest days, this would eventually end up destroying chaos and whilst the majority of humanity would die life would eventually reseed in the galaxy.

Or it could contain an actual chaos god, no im not talking about the big 4 but how about Malaal ? i know hes been retconned to gak but imagine if it contained the ultimate weapon against a chaos god whose sole purpose is to destroy chaos, didnt he used to support renegade inquisitors and the like ?. Im picturing something similar to Hellsings Alucard. Would make for a great last ditch effort against chaos imo Grey knights super charged with Malaal juice.

When was Malaal retconned? Didn't they have a short story on the Sons of Malice in the Heroes off the Space Marines anthology? (released 2009, unless malaal was retconned after that)

or was that a cruel joke by the auther (a Richard Ford if my sources are correct)

Malal is not retconed, iti is ignored as well as the part of the lesser chaos powers. And is ignored due to some copyrights issues. That's why the name is no longer used although its existences is hinted with the Sons of Malice sotry.

Inside is a piece of paper saying "The Game"

It's obviously compromising pictures of the emporer that night when he was lonely...

The emporer's actually completely healthy, he's just pretending to be ill because that's what the gk's want, otherwise they'll show the pics.

Either that, or:

It's the cake from portal and companion cube.

Ashryu wrote:

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:There is a piece of string inside.

When pulled, it reveals a secret compartment that has an embarrassing picture of the big E inside.

I'm embarrassed to say I got this reference

Well someone had to remember that one time the space emperor went to that Christmas party

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:

Ashryu wrote:

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:There is a piece of string inside.

When pulled, it reveals a secret compartment that has an embarrassing picture of the big E inside.

I'm embarrassed to say I got this reference

Well someone had to remember that one time the space emperor went to that Christmas party

I got the joke too. and I laff'd. and i'm 30. but Sponge Bob FTW.

Rimmy wrote:

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:

Ashryu wrote:

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:There is a piece of string inside.

When pulled, it reveals a secret compartment that has an embarrassing picture of the big E inside.

I'm embarrassed to say I got this reference

Well someone had to remember that one time the space emperor went to that Christmas party

I got the joke too. and I laff'd. and i'm 30. but Sponge Bob FTW.

that jokes even older then Sponge Bob,

Perfect Stranger's anyone?

I barely remember Perfect strangers, so I think you're on your own there LOL

It was Mr Gorply, one of the ladies at the paper, and the elevator during the Christmas party.

the book of fate

alogn with when to unplug the big E

i think it could be four things
1) the big E's DNA
2) location/info of the lost legions
3)Some magic way to close/destory the warp
4)taco bell left overs jk
But thats just my guesses on it.

It sure would be Grimdark if the box was empty and only put there to keep everyone fighting against ridiculously terrible odds thinking, "Any minute now they'll open the box and everything will be okay..." Meanwhile the Grand master is in the basement looking into an empty box thinking "We're boned."

Draigo's stash of porn.

Who knew he was into the Tau girls...

Saint Celestine's stasis-preserved panties? So the GK can get their first and last whiff of a woman before the universe ends.