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2011/05/18 23:50:02
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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"I have a plow, Its called a ***king machine gun =)"
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2011/05/18 23:50:41
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"let james drive,ill work on stuff here now that im done wi-why is my dog a zombie slowly walking out of the kitchen?"
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/18 23:58:22
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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ok so we are going to go clear out the chur- can we come up with a better name for our place than church? im a rather antigod person
(sorry if that offends anyone)
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 if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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2011/05/19 00:00:41
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"wtf,uuhhg." i go and slam my sldge hammer on my dogs head because you werent killing it."ill cook some food.so be back soon for dinner."
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/19 00:02:05
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"call it glenview.it its names,just without all the god stuff."
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/19 00:03:59
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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Got it, lets go (damn i forgot again) we got a job to do!
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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2011/05/19 00:25:49
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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"Give me five Min." I say. You look over the side of the trucks bed and see a large safe" Jason! Im leaving the trailer here take care of my bike and other S***" after I open the safe you see a large amount of guns, Rifles, Assult rifles, SMGS, pistols, and in the middle A large Machine gun with bipod. I pull that out and attach it to a platform on my truck( Which you hadnt't noticed) after loading and sighting in I say" Lets roll, im ready bitc*es
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2011/05/19 00:29:54
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"ok..ill take some of those in a sec.gonna bring in da rabbits and always keep 2 female and 1 male alive for breeding.ive got 7,plus 5 young ones to small to eat." i close garage behind you and james, with your trailer in the garage."good hunting."
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/19 00:36:40
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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pulls out of driveway and then stops, saying "i have no idea where this place is, ill be back in a sec runs in and gets directions from jason then comes back out and drives out
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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2011/05/19 00:39:56
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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I skin 3 rabbits."lets see,me,james,adam,dylan,vince.so yeah,3 should be enough,plus 3 cans of beans.and i have 4 potatos...2 can share."starts cooking.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/19 00:40:34
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/19 00:43:19
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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ooc: should i make map? i can make one kinda fast and decent.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/19 00:50:11
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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James?(Gawd my Computer is lagging) Im going to add a twist soon
BIC
"So james, Whats your story?" I say
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2011/05/19 00:52:25
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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ive allways wanted the apocolypse to happen,ive been preparing for it for a long time
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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2011/05/19 00:54:48
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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"hmm wierd, Do you hear those gunshots?" I stop talking and listen "that sounds like the berrata sandy always carried in her purse maybe hse is still alive!"
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2011/05/19 01:04:17
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"hey adam,vincent,dinner! man,its been an hour,only a 5 minute drive,somthing must be holding them back."
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/19 01:05:28
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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As we come up to a Red Jeep you see a girl no older than 19 firing a pistol at zombies"SANDY!" I yell out"GET OVER HERE!"she begins running but out of nowhere a zomibe the size of a child jumps on her back and sinks it's teeth into her neck"GOD DAM**T" I scream as I tear them both apart with the machine gun( The zombie tore her Neck Vein out so she was dead...) "MOTHER FU**ERS I yell seeing the school surronded by zombies. "Keep moving."
"You sure" You say(sorry I know putting words in peoples mouths)
"Just Fuc*ing drive, don't run over whats left of her body
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2011/05/19 01:18:15
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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because of my boredom,i eat,then go grab one of the ARs and a SMG."gonna be upstairs looking for any that get after us." i climb the ladder and go to patio roof.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/19 01:21:30
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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"Ok we saw the church, it is fully intact, killed some zombies along the way, lets go back" I suggest.
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2011/05/19 01:42:26
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
Lost somewhere in a dream world
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I wake up and look around, at first unsure where I was. But then I remember what I had done earlier. I when downstairs and grabbed a snack and walked back up the stairs. I said "Hey Jason where are you"
Occ: by the way my guy always carries all his weapons on his back. He is used to carrying heavy weight on his back because he always wore his backpack ,which was always filled with 2-3 textbooks, at school.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/19 01:46:43
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2011/05/19 01:45:22
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"on porch roof,go through my sisters window,only way on.did you get yourself any of the rabbit an beans and potato?i tryed waking you an vice,but to asleep."
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/19 01:51:06
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
Lost somewhere in a dream world
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I climb onto the roof and say "Sorry, I must have been really tired, and no I only got myself a snack. I am still quite hungry so I am going to go eat some of that rabbit and other food. I will join you again when I get my food."
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2011/05/19 01:57:55
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"ok.james and dylan took a truck to scout out the church. weapons in garage."
ooc:you did read all you missed,right?
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/19 02:08:20
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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OOC sorry i was playing games
drives back to place nothing interesting happens
when we get back we tell you guys what happened i (leave out the part about whats her face)
goes to sleep
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/19 03:46:48
if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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2011/05/19 02:11:55
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"hey,thats my bed...and you didnt eat any food!" hits james with butt of AR. "uhg,your hopless." i then go and climb downstairs."hey dylan,whats up?you look a little gloomy."
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/19 02:12:45
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/19 02:12:10
Subject: Re:2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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OOC:Wow you are bad with names! walter hehehee 
BIC
"Jason I need to talk to you" i say "Wheres dinner?"
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2011/05/19 02:13:30
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"on kitchen table.whats up big guy?"
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/19 02:16:47
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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"Sit down, Please." I tell you."ooh Beans" I mutter"what is this rabbit?" you nod your head "Cool"
After I finish I take a deep breath." Do you remember the girl, we talked to your parents a few weeks ago when we moved in."I say" Have you ever been in love Jason, truely? I don't think so, but hey never know?
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2011/05/19 02:20:39
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"ummm...sorry,,no.to young.im a virgin even. i kinda remember her,pretty girl,a little nuts?"
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/19 02:23:16
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Screaming Shining Spear
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I have a small laugh "That is what I thought, no shame in that. And yeah that was Sandy. She is dead. I think I killed her. I distracted her and a Kid jumped on her back, I blew both of em' to hell"I say standing up" Im going to work on your gun, now do you want The pecos or dark (Light brown or black) for the base color.
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2011/05/19 02:25:43
Subject: 2019 Apocolypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"uhhh...black. you sure your ok? kinda seem to be jumpin away from it." i get up. "vincent is on the couch here. adam is up on porch roof and james is asleep in my bed. you sure you dont want to sleep?"
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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