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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/25 15:31:15
Subject: Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Dusty Skeleton
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GW increases Finecast prices by 25% across the board next year, because they've found a way to make their detail EVEN MOAR AMAZING!! Models remain exactly the same.
GW sues the internet. All of it.
Tired of their LGSs and their "free-riding", GW only sells product via their website and retail stores. Retail outlets continue to close.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/25 16:02:03
Subject: Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
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This just in: We know how much you value our wonderful unique and exciting world. So you will now have the amazing chance to get greater value. As well as paying for the model, you will now also pay for EVERY SKULL on each model, as every SKULL adds to the Games Workshop gaming experience you love so much. Expect even MORE exciting SKULLZ on your favourite, cool Games Workshop models for even more tabletop fun!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/27 12:52:49
Subject: Re:Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Orlanth wrote:How about a price rise, on a price rise.
Noone has done that one before, so its a new one. How about a 25% price rise on all price rises to account for raising standards of production by moving to resin which is 25% better quality. Makes sense doesnt it.
I think you meant to say the second price rise is to cover the cost of the staff changing the prices on the boxes from the first raise.
I'm guessing the stats for all units will be removed from the army books and replaced with packs of sealed, random, stat cards ( CCG style) and you need a separate stat card for each unit in your army.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/30 03:19:50
Subject: Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Xenohunter Acolyte with Alacrity
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/30 04:25:51
Subject: Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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raincity wrote:I think we can expect the same thing to happen to 40k as what happened to whfb, rules will be changed to increase product sales.. unit sizes will increase, points will decrease, gws terrain will have effects and the game will become less about planning and tactics to win games and more about whoever has bought the most to win..
Too late, already happened, its called 8th edition.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/30 04:42:39
Subject: Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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snurl wrote:raincity wrote:I think we can expect the same thing to happen to 40k as what happened to whfb, rules will be changed to increase product sales.. unit sizes will increase, points will decrease, gws terrain will have effects and the game will become less about planning and tactics to win games and more about whoever has bought the most to win..
Too late, already happened, its called 8th edition.
Um read the post at all?? He already mentioned 8th ed and is expecting it to carry over onto 40k
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When the rich rage war it's the poor who die
Armies I have: Chaos Space Marines, Tau, Necrons, High Elves
Armies I want:Lizardmen, Warriors Of Chaos, Dark Eldar
Armies I may get: Dark Angels, Tomb Kings, Vampire Counts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/30 04:48:56
Subject: Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought
Realm of Hobby
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Im guessing the soft and bendy plastics are simply the next step on the slippery slope that is Pre-Painted Plastics...
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We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid  Since i avoid bushlands that is
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/30 05:25:48
Subject: Re:Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
Australia
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Pre painted plastics would be corporate suicide. Then again, GW has had numerous accounts of corporate suicide over the years and is still alive (and probably will continue to do so, even after the embargo and FailCast nonsense).
Perhaps, as a corporate entity, GW is unliving? Me thinks we need to vote with a shotgun rather than our wallets.
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H.B.M.C. wrote: Goood! Goooood!
Your hate has made you powerful. Now take your Privateer Press tape measure and strike me down with all your hatred and your journey to the dark side will be complete!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/30 05:33:05
Subject: Re:Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre
Missouri
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Zombie GW wants your money!
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Desubot wrote:Why isnt Slut Wars: The Sexpocalypse a real game dammit.
"It's easier to change the rules than to get good at the game." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/30 09:28:11
Subject: Re:Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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candy.man wrote:Pre painted plastics would be corporate suicide. Then again, GW has had numerous accounts of corporate suicide over the years and is still alive (and probably will continue to do so, even after the embargo and FailCast nonsense).
Perhaps, as a corporate entity, GW is unliving? Me thinks we need to vote with a shotgun rather than our wallets.
Actually, no. Prepaints wouldn't be that bad. Prepaints of troops like goblins or skaven would be a stroke of genius. Of course, it's a matter of price. My guess would be that cheaper PPs with less details would sell like a blowjobmachine that prints money. The original, unpainted ones should stay, of course. And you should stay away from anything bigger than the mass troops...
Anyway...my predictions?
Another two or three 10-20% rises until 2013.
Removal of metal bits packs.
Putting down the SGs entirely.
A bunch of campaign books 30€ a pop for The Hobbit, Re-Re-Re-Release of the fellowshop and Gandalf and Aragorn No. 12, both of which will cost 17,50€/1.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/30 23:50:12
Subject: Re:Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought
Realm of Hobby
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Korraz wrote:candy.man wrote:Pre painted plastics would be corporate suicide. Then again, GW has had numerous accounts of corporate suicide over the years and is still alive (and probably will continue to do so, even after the embargo and FailCast nonsense).
Perhaps, as a corporate entity, GW is unliving? Me thinks we need to vote with a shotgun rather than our wallets.
Actually, no. Prepaints wouldn't be that bad. Prepaints of troops like goblins or skaven would be a stroke of genius. Of course, it's a matter of price. My guess would be that cheaper PPs with less details would sell like a blowjobmachine that prints money. The original, unpainted ones should stay, of course. And you should stay away from anything bigger than the mass troops...
Anyway...my predictions?
Another two or three 10-20% rises until 2013.
Removal of metal bits packs.
Putting down the SGs entirely.
A bunch of campaign books 30€ a pop for The Hobbit, Re-Re-Re-Release of the fellowshop and Gandalf and Aragorn No. 12, both of which will cost 17,50€/1.
PPP Troops would be a good idea, in theory.
However, you know what they say about the difference between Theory and Practice.
GW would propably make the PPP more expensive than the regular kits and then wonder why they didnt sell like hot cakes. Perhaps they would sell when players are rushing a Tournament list, but I cannot see any need for these myself.
It would then be typical GW to phase out the regular kits, leaving ONLY PPP, in order to drive sales of the more expensive box.
Oh, this is gonna give many nightmares.
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We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid  Since i avoid bushlands that is
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/30 23:55:07
Subject: Re:Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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AvatarForm wrote:Korraz wrote:candy.man wrote:Pre painted plastics would be corporate suicide. Then again, GW has had numerous accounts of corporate suicide over the years and is still alive (and probably will continue to do so, even after the embargo and FailCast nonsense). Perhaps, as a corporate entity, GW is unliving? Me thinks we need to vote with a shotgun rather than our wallets. Actually, no. Prepaints wouldn't be that bad. Prepaints of troops like goblins or skaven would be a stroke of genius. Of course, it's a matter of price. My guess would be that cheaper PPs with less details would sell like a blowjobmachine that prints money. The original, unpainted ones should stay, of course. And you should stay away from anything bigger than the mass troops... Anyway...my predictions? Another two or three 10-20% rises until 2013. Removal of metal bits packs. Putting down the SGs entirely. A bunch of campaign books 30€ a pop for The Hobbit, Re-Re-Re-Release of the fellowshop and Gandalf and Aragorn No. 12, both of which will cost 17,50€/1. PPP Troops would be a good idea, in theory. However, you know what they say about the difference between Theory and Practice. GW would propably make the PPP more expensive than the regular kits and then wonder why they didnt sell like hot cakes. Perhaps they would sell when players are rushing a Tournament list, but I cannot see any need for these myself. It would then be typical GW to phase out the regular kits, leaving ONLY PPP, in order to drive sales of the more expensive box. Oh, this is gonna give many nightmares. If they do that then a fair few of their buyers are goin to move onto other games as painting and modelling can be a big part of the hobby for them.
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When the rich rage war it's the poor who die
Armies I have: Chaos Space Marines, Tau, Necrons, High Elves
Armies I want:Lizardmen, Warriors Of Chaos, Dark Eldar
Armies I may get: Dark Angels, Tomb Kings, Vampire Counts
DC:90SGM-B--I+Pw40k03++D+A++/eWD-R+T(Pic)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/31 00:05:58
Subject: Re:Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought
Realm of Hobby
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johnscott10 editted his post, therefore min is no longer relevant.
Buh-dum-tish!
But seriously, GW may read this thread and I apologise in advance for any heartbreak my suggestions bring.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/31 02:57:01
 MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid  Since i avoid bushlands that is
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/31 11:22:26
Subject: Re:Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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AvatarForm wrote:But seriously, GW may read this thread and I apologise in advance for any heartbreak my suggestions bring.
That's what worrys me.......
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AlexHolker wrote:At this stage, I'm starting to think GW's CEO was just getting ready for the Rapture |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/31 11:26:24
Subject: Re:Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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RandyMcStab wrote:AvatarForm wrote:But seriously, GW may read this thread and I apologise in advance for any heartbreak my suggestions bring.
That's what worrys me.......
They are all our IP, so we can send a C&D to GW if they do any of them
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/31 12:23:25
Subject: Re:Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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My combined Macragge PDF Imperial Guard and Ultramarine 3rd Co. Blog Clicky
My WAB Hundred Years War English Clicky
AlexHolker wrote:At this stage, I'm starting to think GW's CEO was just getting ready for the Rapture |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/31 12:25:49
Subject: Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Step 1. Go back to metal, tell to use some kind of new and super improved casting process and double the prices. Leave some of the Finecast products to be available, change the name to Finestcast and triple the price.
Step 2. Stop retail sell completely. Nobody is allowed to see or touch products without buying them. Get the prices up more because of the lost sales.
Step 3. Release one figure per year, costing one trillion pounds. Needs only one customer and no need of any service, sales folks or web sites. Lay off all staff expect one. Get stock people very happy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/31 15:57:49
Subject: Re:Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Ancient Chaos Terminator
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Slipstream wrote:
4) Lie detector instore to check if you have been posting complaints about GW online. If you have you will be shot. But will still be obliged to buy models from their store afterwards.
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Surviving Family members will be offered(reguired to purchess) FineCast Resin Coffin or Urn in one of two stylish designs.* The 40K "UltraMarine" or the WFB "Ultra Empire Marine". "Purity Seals" will be an additional cost (minimum 1). To aviod Legal action the family must purchess the decesed (pre death) weight in FineCast minitures in addition to the Coffin/Urn purchess.
GW will release a Kindel/Nook device with propietary software making amazon/B&N/other book/word programs unsusable on their device. All Codexs will be required, auto charged downloads at the resonable cost of $35 per download. This includes updates, errata and FAQ's. BL will have a similar device, the two devices will NOT be compatable. The BL device can (MUST) be upgraded to play the BL Audio novels for a small fee. The required "Mecanicum Audio Imersion!" headphone set will be avaliable for purchess soon,you cant listen to BL audio books without it (Literaly no other headphones will fit the jack plug)! Keep a look out for our shipping anouncement soonish!
*(A TRUE Hobbiest would get both!)
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"I have traveled trough the Realm of Death and brought back novelty pencils"
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere and somewhere hearts are light,and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout but there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/31 16:41:55
Subject: Re:Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Been Around the Block
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Nicorex wrote:Surviving Family members will be offered(reguired to purchess) FineCast Resin Coffin or Urn in one of two stylish designs.* The 40K "UltraMarine" or the WFB "Ultra Empire Marine". "Purity Seals" will be an additional cost (minimum 1).
*(A TRUE Hobbiest would get both!)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/31 20:43:09
Subject: Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Each GW online store order of $100 or more will now come with a free dead puppy, along with a "before" photo and a piece of the bat used to smash its brains in.
Brilliant!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/11 06:59:07
Subject: Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
Imperium - Vondolus Prime
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GW will remove the 'contains small parts' label from their packaging.
THOSE BASTARDS!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/11 07:13:30
Subject: Re:Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
Ripley, Derbyshire
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GW starting a ruthless campaign against Chess because of similarities!
Oh no they've already done that by removing all the chess sets from bugmans because its a none GW game!
I'm waiting for them to replace the pool balls with resin!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/11 11:03:11
Subject: Re:Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Screaming Shining Spear
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Nicorex wrote:Slipstream wrote:
4) Lie detector instore to check if you have been posting complaints about GW online. If you have you will be shot. But will still be obliged to buy models from their store afterwards.
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Surviving Family members will be offered(reguired to purchess) FineCast Resin Coffin or Urn in one of two stylish designs.* The 40K "UltraMarine" or the WFB "Ultra Empire Marine". "Purity Seals" will be an additional cost (minimum 1). To aviod Legal action the family must purchess the decesed (pre death) weight in FineCast minitures in addition to the Coffin/Urn purchess.
GW will release a Kindel/Nook device with propietary software making amazon/B&N/other book/word programs unsusable on their device. All Codexs will be required, auto charged downloads at the resonable cost of $35 per download. This includes updates, errata and FAQ's. BL will have a similar device, the two devices will NOT be compatable. The BL device can (MUST) be upgraded to play the BL Audio novels for a small fee. The required "Mecanicum Audio Imersion!" headphone set will be avaliable for purchess soon,you cant listen to BL audio books without it (Literaly no other headphones will fit the jack plug)! Keep a look out for our shipping anouncement soonish!
*(A TRUE Hobbiest would get both!)
Don't forget, the Australian version costs twice as much, and the New Zealand version thrice.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/11 11:30:40
Subject: Re:Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Swordwind wrote:
Don't forget, the Australian version costs twice as much, and the New Zealand version thrice.
Which is fair really as they're carried all the way there on the back of ratlings...
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AlexHolker wrote:At this stage, I'm starting to think GW's CEO was just getting ready for the Rapture |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/11 11:39:14
Subject: Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Pious Warrior Priest
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- Lawsuit against Mantic.
- 5 model boxes for everything, priced at £20-25.
- Everything metal converted to finecast. Issues with miscasts do not improve.
- White Dwarf up to £5
- Army books up to £25-£30.
- All battleforces/ battalions raised to £70, with £80 worth of models in them.
- Banning independent retailers from selling at a discount from RRP.
- Specialist Games removed from sale.
I decided to keep my list realistic because it's scarier that way.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/11 11:44:22
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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scarletsquig wrote: - Lawsuit against Mantic.
- 5 model boxes for everything, priced at £20-25.
- Everything metal converted to finecast. Issues with miscasts do not improve.
- White Dwarf up to £5
- Army books up to £25-£30.
- All battleforces/ battalions raised to £70, with £80 worth of models in them.
- Banning independent retailers from selling at a discount from RRP.
- Specialist Games removed from sale.
I decided to keep my list realistic because it's scarier that way. 
Damn straight, I reckin 2-3 years out we'll see 90% of this..
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My combined Macragge PDF Imperial Guard and Ultramarine 3rd Co. Blog Clicky
My WAB Hundred Years War English Clicky
AlexHolker wrote:At this stage, I'm starting to think GW's CEO was just getting ready for the Rapture |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/11 11:50:36
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Screaming Shining Spear
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scarletsquig wrote:
- All battleforces/ battalions raised to £70, with £80 worth of models in them.
Selling battleforces for $120 with $100 worth seems more likely for them.
(Don't have the pound sign on my keyboard, so yeah. :\)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/11 12:21:17
Subject: Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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RandyMcStab wrote:scarletsquig wrote: - Lawsuit against Mantic.
- 5 model boxes for everything, priced at £20-25.
- Everything metal converted to finecast. Issues with miscasts do not improve.
- White Dwarf up to £5
- Army books up to £25-£30.
- All battleforces/ battalions raised to £70, with £80 worth of models in them.
- Banning independent retailers from selling at a discount from RRP.
- Specialist Games removed from sale.
I decided to keep my list realistic because it's scarier that way. 
Damn straight, I reckin 2-3 years out we'll see 90% of this..
I predict you will see that next year.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/11 13:01:39
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They will change the world RRP to reflect Australian and NZ prices
They will not sell to any internet seller, anywhere, only theirs
They will abolish paper books and codex... and deliver all on eBook... the new GW eBook reader (5 inch screen, B&W, and not compatible with any other style)
And yes, I agree, they will be a BL eBook reader... not compatable with the GW one
Damm... all this sounds logical
Mik
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Stress… is when you wake up screaming and realise you haven't fallen asleep yet.
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/11 13:57:01
Subject: Predict GW's Next Masterstroke!!
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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scarletsquig wrote: - Lawsuit against Mantic.
- 5 model boxes for everything, priced at £20-25.
- Everything metal converted to finecast. Issues with miscasts do not improve.
- White Dwarf up to £5
- Army books up to £25-£30.
- All battleforces/ battalions raised to £70, with £80 worth of models in them.
- Banning independent retailers from selling at a discount from RRP.
- Specialist Games removed from sale.
I decided to keep my list realistic because it's scarier that way. 
You forgot something triple the price of paint pots.
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