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**Kasrkai**

Now Anthony was interested. He didn't care what regiment. His Kasrkin status should prevent being shot at the least.

"Take us there. As soon as possible. It's important."

**ineptus astartes**

“Ok I will carry your stuff, the kitchen isn’t the most range-effective place anyhow and you can have some clay to build your walls and base. That work? “ asked Mark

**lord commissar klimino**

smiling,vio nodded. "thank you color giver. now...it seems the room you took me to earlier(marks room) would be very defendable,or failing that the glass room(sun room) with the giant padded things would also be good,if not a little strange. your choice color giver."

**ineptus astartes**

alright. This way.” The men walked through the tunnels for several minutes until they arrived at an exit point. As they exited the soldiers scanned the room for hostiles. When none where found Darwin spoke “Darryl, grapnels.” Trooper Darryl set his portable grapple-gun up and fired it securing it to the top of the banister the men climbed up and walked slowly over the massive banister and onto the top floor. “Alright.” Said the commando. “Lets go” as the troops entered a room that was filled with tables they stopped. “Those your friends?” a small unit of kreigsmen were talking to a delta force corporal.

**ineptus astartes**

“Alright.” Said Mark. “Take the sun room. You can fly out of the windows whenever and explore the yard. Just set up your base wherever.”

**ineptus astartes**

alright folks. I will wait for kasrkai's response and then get to bed. you may continue RPing.

**Kasrkai**

Anthony and his men shared a jolt of surprise at seeing Kreigsman here. "Yes, they are.". He told his men to stay while he conversed.

"Guardsman." he called.

"Kreigsman!"

**lord commissar klimino**

vio set his men to work.using the clay and other stuff,they made 3 outposts. there main base on the soft giant chair. they also made one on the book shelf to guard the entrance and another small one on the table for an all around view. looking over the map,vio decided it was time tho make a move. "im going to take a decent sized force upstairs. hold the fort here."
"yes shas'o'vio,were are you going?"
"im thinking the table room. if not that we will just explore the other rooms. "rolling the map up vio went and observed as his force assembled. "i want 2 warrior teams,1 kroot team,1 kroot hound team,3 rider teams,1 hammerhead,1 broadside team,the vespid team,1 XV8 team,and both XV25 teams. we move out in 10."

(that leaves 3 warrior teams,4 kroot teams,1 hound team,2 rider teams,2 hammerheads,2 broadside teams, 1 XV25 team,and the XV15 team defending

)

**ineptus astartes**

alright Im gonna hit the hay. I encourage you to RP the whole time I sleep. (gotta read somthin when I wake up) just no ones involving Mark,the modern troops,or the uruk-hai

**ineptus astartes**

expect an evenT tomorow

(also on a major NPC for Mark: he couldn't resist making a model of 'the angriest' with angry banner, and power-bat, power sack of power doorknobs and the iron cigar.

"ALWAYS ANGRY!!! ALL THE TIME!!!")

we all know who THESE individuals are eh?

**yeroc500**

Marduk woke with a start. The chirumgens were attending to some crippled warrior brothers. Burias was satanding watch over the Drak Apostle. "How many", Marduk asked. "50 causualties. 25 marines, 24 daemons, and the nurgle greater daemon. Oh and most of the marines have some kind of burn. They`ll recover. Kol-Badar is furius. He set up a base in the side yard. The death corps are here. In the back yard at least. Our base is by a window looking into the area that the garage wa connected too. Its made out of brick. Some orks have attacked, along with a huge amount of some degenerate form of tyrinids (Red ants). We held them off. No causulties since the great daemon attacked", Burias explained. "Good, now take me to my stormraven", Marduk ordered. Burias led the Dark Apostle to the stormraven and it took off to view the fort. It was a box with watch towers at intervals along the wall. The havocs were manning the walls. The compound on the inside consisted of a HQ tent, Barracks made out of the KR Mutli case, A chaos temple, and the field hospital. "It looks good. Now what is the Coryphaus planning", Marduk questioned? "He is going to have the scouts go and scout the whole house and yard out. He wants to find places to put listening post around to keep on top of the enemy. Oh and we have found a crate to heal our numbers. Or to upgrade us. Your choice", Burias told him. "Alright that sounds good. But we need the firepower. Oh and grab the chainsaw if you can from the garage. I have a plan for that", Marduk said as the stormraven landed.

**Sister of Krieg**

Kiku blinks her eyes. Gazing out around the room, frozen. She stands upon a large black pedastal which is located in a giant alcove. She stares out over the wood work surface on which the pedastal stands. It streches out into the distance in front of her.

"It seem the battles have begun again," Kiku says to herself in a light tone.

She steps forwards off the black circular disk and paces forwards out of the shade of the alcove of micsalenious items upon the desk top. She notices the low constant rumbling noise and searches for it's source.

Her sword still held in her armoured hand she raises it to prode a giant wall of flickering light that seems to be emitting the noise. The sword blade taps lightly against the giant fragmentation shield.

She turns away loosing interest in this monolith of magnificense. She sets her eyes out across the desk and out to the disant sky. It seems so far away yet she longed to escape this colossal prison.

She had been trapped in here for far too long no way to escape she had searched for what seemed an eternity and found nothing. She had been to that false sky and much like the monoliths colour generator it too was shielded from her.

Stretching out her wings she desided to go back into the cavern under the powdered cragge. The 'bed' as she had heard it be called by the creator was the safest place to avoid the glaring harshness of the fake sun.

**WARORK93**

Sgt. Oberk and his squad had been sent by the Major to scout the area for any visible landmarks, and while they had found quite a few, it seemed they had also found one of the native soldiers with the strange slug based weaponry they seemed fond of, although this one seemed better equipped than the others.

The two groups had been able to communicate rather well and the conversation revolved around what was going on, what the other group had seen so far and so on. Soon, however, another group of soldiers approached, some of them obviously being other Imperial guard which Oberk found comforting. When he saw that it was none other than the Cadian Kasrkin, he immediately came to attention and saluted as did the rest of the squad, the other human soldiers backed away and gave the two familiar parties their space.

"Sergeant Oberk, One forty five Krieg." He said introducing himself. "My squad and I are here on advanced recon for my battalion, although I don't recall these guys being on the deployment rosters." He indicated the delta force troops.

"Or Cadians for that matter. I'm sorry, we're just a little confused right now, do you know what the heck is going on around here?"

**Kasrkai**

Anthony couldn't help but grin.

"All I know is that when me and my team wake up in a giant kitchen, then gak has really hit the fan. When giant roached and Tau start attacking, well, we got worse than gak here. You can't be all of the Kreigsmen. Where's your commander? Or at least a Commissar. A threat feels strangely comforting right now.

**WARORK93**

"Oh right, my commander, Major Kern will want to hear about this..." Oberk said summoning his voxman and beginning to call his commanding officer. A minute later, the communication was done and Oberk turned back to the Cadian.

"Alright, Major says he'd like to see you guys at base, apparently while we were gone our battalion found a neat little spot. If you'd be so kind as to follow us, we'll be on our way..." Oberk said stoically and gathered his troops up. Before leaving he waved to the "Americans" as they had called themselves.

"Strange group of guys those...nice enough I suppose...but its like they're from a different time or place." Oberk commented as the group moved off.

"You said giant roaches?" One of the squad asked. "That's nothing, Heinkel here got jumped by a spider the size of a friggin salamander, aint that right Heinkel?"

"You were there, why're you asking me?" The offended trooper asked to the first trooper's humor.

"Cut the chatter." Oberk said, "Time for the descent." He said as they reached the edge of the table where a book was leaned up against its edge on top of a stack of books which was seated on a chair. Under the stack of books was a shirt that hung to the floor over the side of the chair and was utilized as a slide by the troops, once they were on the floor, Oberk led them to the exit.

"Its like a hab back home only..." he began.

"Frakkin huge?" One of the squadsmen said looking around himself awestruck.

**lord commissar klimino**

vio almost fell over as he caught his breath.those stairs were not fun to climb.even less the 2nd time. "ok men,the tables room is right over there. stealth suits,scout ahead,everyone else,hide in the small room til they report back." as the stealth suits vanished and the rest of the army rushed into the small room with the round chair,vio just hoped he didnt have any trouble. about 4 minutes later,the scouts appeared.
"shas'o'vio,there are a bunch of humans in there,including the ones we fought earlier." almost face palming,vio asked for numbers and fire power "not much. those ones we met are still low.the other small masked group dosent have anything heavy either. however the stranger looking humans have some heavier things i think,but nothing we cant handle." nodding,vio pulls out some emp grenades and a few photons too.
"emp them then blow up there heavier weapons,once we hear the explosion,we wil come and help finish them." as the scouts took them and headed off,vio sat back and prepared. about 5 minutes later they heard the explosions and rushed n guns blazing. vio saw masked humans blow apart from heavy fire. he shot and hit one of the stranger ones in the chest. seeing the stealth suits burst cannons ripping though infantry and smoke rising from the destroyed heavy weapons,vio saw they were slaughtering the humans. "leave none alive,for the greater good!"

**Kasrkai**

Anthony and his men hit for cover, raining hell fire on the Tau all the way, they fixed up position behind a book and threw all they had. Frags shattered kroot formations, Hellguns tore Pathfinders. Anthony saw the Hammerhead, and threw two of his meltas on top of it. The explosions took out the main gun and half the engines, but the pulse cannons fired for moments more before dying. He ran to a book next to him where Oberk took cover and yelled in his ear over the roar of guns.

"DO YOU HAVE ANY TRANSPORT?"

**WARORK93**

Major Kern had quite unashamedly left the Steel legion to mingle with the other human soldiers, he had given a good enough explanation: he had orders to follow.

The convoy advanced through the desert for a while unhindered, no shapes were present on the now clear horizon. Soon, though, they came to something that interested Kern greatly...

A wide, deep, trench that ran perpendicular to their advance lay before them, Kern and every kriegsman that saw it smiled in anticipation. Oh yes, now this was just like home.

"We've reached our deployment zone men. I repeat, we are digging in here, standard protocol fortification, nothing fancy, everyone grab a shovel or a hammer and start digging!"

The trench became a flurry of activity as men began piling into making it the new home of the Kriegsguard. Sandbag walls were put up, machine gun and stubber nests plowed, dugouts, grenade sumps, the Hades drill was used to is full effectiveness, drilling out thousands of pounds of dirt for more trench work. Bunkers for the tanks were dug out, the HQ bunker was being constructed by the Techpriest and the team of engineers. Kern watched this all from atop the stone cliff face to one of their flanks (the brick border of the garden/desert). More siege works were being constructed behind him, the men were making full use of the defilade they had upon that wall, carving out parapets and firing steps.

The Kriegsguard were masters of the siege and this was their home turf, Kern took pride in seeing them so hard working, so far, all the things they had seen today had been strange, very strange, and it seemed like his men were happy to participate in a task they were familiar with to dispell the memories of those strange things...

"Sir, our patrol has reported contact with more of those other human soldiers as well as a squad of Cadians." His vox officer said to him.

"Cadians? They weren't on our rosters. When we get command they've got a lot of explaining to do, tell them to return to their rally point and bring the Cadians with them." Kern replied, he listened as his vox man relayed the orders and then came back this time more urgent.

"Sir! The patrol reports heavy contact with enemy forces and requests support!"

"Tell them that it's on the way! Get all our artillery trained on that rally point and tell him he's got some armor headed his way!" Kern said rallying his command squad and a grenadier platoon and a Leman Russ Vanquisher. Together they moved out, towards the rally point, hoping they weren't too late...

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Oberk was barking orders and shouting into his voxman's vox at the same time, he managed to get off a few shots which killed a couple of firewarriors as well. That was when the Cadian got to his cover position and asked him id he had any way out. Oberk gave him a thumbs up.

"Chimera's outside! Lets haul ass!" Oberk shouted the fall back command and as everyone was getting up to leave, one of his men went down messily. One of the Cadians tried to stop and get to him but another Kriegsguard stopped him.

"Leave him, he's dead already, besides, he got more than one anyway!" The soldier said as if that explained the soldier's death. Together, the two squads were able to find the crack in the wall that Oberk's squad had come through and were able to squirm back through it, down the wall a ways and out another crack to the outside where Oberk called to the driver of the waiting Chimera.

"Start that thing up, lets get to the rally point!" He yelled, his men piled in back and the Cadians jumped on top.

"GO!" Oberk yelled at the top of his lungs to the driver. The Chimera pulled away as fast as it could, swerving the entire way.

**lord commissar klimino**

as the firing stopped,vio looked around.they had killed alot of those strange humans before they had run off.as for the others,he saw they must have killed half of each squads units. looking at their own casualties,they didnt have any major number drop.then hammerhead was a different story.it was toast. "leave it,lets head back before they come at us with reinforcements." as they quietly left the tables room,vio called in to HQ "be on the look out,just made enemy with alot of humans.killed more of them than we lost on the bright side. shoot on sight now. have are pathfinders (they stayed behind FYI) keep those scopes open." as they got to the stairs,vio scanned the area below and saw what he wanted. the beast. "you 3 vespid,ive got a job for you. got annoy that dog til it chases you,then lead it out to the backyard were we had reports of those masked humans.if it liked chasing are little group it will love chasing around an army of humans." as the vesp9id flew off and he heard th beast run off,vio started his decent down the stairs.

(....i feel like im being to evil for the tau....:shrug

**yeroc500**

Marduk`s advance daemon auspex picked up the combat in the upstairs room. He smiled. So the enemy were fighting amongst themselves. Good. He`d use that against them, but the reports of any races he minded were 0% other than the orks. He walked the walls with his Coryphaus and Icon bearer following him. The base was ready for any assault.

The chaos scout, Namai, finally cut the tape. Man was it a bitch to cut he thought. Now that he was free he pulled out his melta. "Hey corpse man if you wanta live follow me", he said to the tanith. "Alright scum, but one wrong move and I`ll kill you", the tanith, Mckenniver, said. The melta fired and burned a hole through the glass. Namai jumped out, followed by the tanith scout. "Hey let me make contact with my leader. He might want to join up with you. Your commander has served with mine in an unlikely pair up when we were trapped in that bastion", Namai said. "Yeah I remember. We kicked those damned astartes from here to terra. Alright I`ll contact Gaunt", the tanith agreed.

**ineptus astartes**

Chinook pilot Martin was impatient as the last o the Land rovers were loaded up into the back of the transport chopper. Evidently a massive amount of aliens had attacked marines and some local troops without provocation. So when the American colonels were debating a bunch of brits had stepped out of the closet... Sevral teams of SAS with thermal masking were trying to find their base…the massive kid had off to find a friend of his. And had put them in charge for now. Guess it was lucky when James had found that big crate full of weapons and ammo. They didn’t trust the green guns or the thinks that looked like some soda cans taped together. But luckily there was some good old heavy ordinance of the 21st century to use. Including anti-material rifles there was still the chatter of fire in the hall as he lifted off.

When they touched down in the guest room they did not open fire directly but landed on the tables instead. Their flak vest had proved to be useful against the birdlike alien’s guns, but the blue energy bolts of the ‘tau’ cut right through them several British troops were already setting up sandbags on the tables and the aliens were taking a break on the bed opposite them.

The AC130 was suitably cowing them into submission after it had blasted apart a pair of the robodys that some of the enemy wore with a single missile through the screen window and it was generally accepted that if the aliens tried to run it would turn them into mincemeat. The troops with anti-matireal rifles where scoping the battlesuits. So they would remain here until Mark had gotten back with his friend

**lord commissar klimino**

vio looked at the plane and ordered his men to aim there weapons down. looking at what seemed the highest ranking human vio said "what do you want? if were going to fight lets us continue and we shall die for the greater good!"

**ineptus astartes**

PLAYER EVENT: CLEANING HOUSE.

As Mark pulled up in his driveway he said “what the f**k?” there was a gunship hanging outside of his window.

What the hell had happened?

He opened the door, entered, and slammed it. Pounding up the stairs, he looked into the guest room where bodies were everywhere. Storming into the room he turned on the minis inside “WHAT. THE. HELL.” "I leave you for ten minutes and it’s a f***ing warzone in here!” “well technically-“ began a marine. Before being silenced by a glare. “That Is IT!” screamed mark. “I am going around the house and bringing the leaders here! If you so much as SNEEZE at each other, I will flatten you” that’s when a sound came from Marks closet. The sound of bolter fire and the crunching of bugs. But above all that was the dreaded warcry. “ALWAYS ANGRY!!! ALL THE TIME!!!”

**yeroc500**

Marduk curses at the words. "Coryphaus prepare my stormraven. The daemon prince is upset", Marduk ordered.

**lord commissar klimino**

vio stared at the color giver. "well,great color giver,we didnt start this-" he then stopped when the glare turned on him. as mark an out,vio turned to the humans. "erm...sorry bout killing dozens of you?"

**ineptus astartes**

"hold on."

Mark opened the closet door.

“DIE! DIE! DIE!” screamed the marine, smashing a group of roaches with his power sack of power doorknobs. With another cry of hate around his Iron Cigar the chapter master fired a boltgun at the by now dead bugs. Mangling them even further. When he had emptied the weapon into the insects he turned around “WHO THE F**K ARE YOU?” he asked Mark, in his howling voice. “uhh…Mark.” “LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR YOU F*G!” Mark sighed and shook his head. Reaching over to the table, the wargamer picked up both the ultramarine codex, and a metal colander he used for storage. placing the codex on the ground he watched as the angry marine howled “WHAT!?! SMURFS!?! DIE! DIE! DIE!” with that, mark dropped the colander on top of him. “HEY! GET ME OUT OF HERE F**KER!”
Mark walked out of the room.

**yeroc500**

The stormraven nearly smacked into Mark as he exited the door. Marduk started yelling, "Great daemon sorry for almost hitting you. But we heard you were summoning us so we came to keep you from having to retrieve us."

**ineptus astartes**

“Huh?” “oh, you” said Mark. “Yeah, listen, go in that room and don’t kill anyone O.K?”
without waiting for a reply Mark headed downstairs and into the back yard. Then he noticed the death korps taskforce on the right side. With a sigh, he walked over.

**yeroc500**

Marduk grimaced as he heard the foul mouthed thing under the colander. "Hey you chaos s***, I see you. And dont give me that look I`ll shoot you motherf*****s out of the sky." Marduk yelled back, "By the gods someone end my pain of having to listen to this heathen." Kol-Badar happily stepped forward. Marduk smirked and flicked the Coryphaus off.

**lord commissar klimino**

as the chaos ship flew in and landed,vio walked over to it.as the chaos man stepped out vio said "hey dark human.....who are you?"