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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
FITZZ wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:glad im in texas,all i have to do is go out of the citities and BAM! hillbillies firing guns in the woods if i find some that wont take me for a democrat ill be ok
Unless you stumble on to some who want to reenact that scene from Deliverance ....then your liable to have a real lousy day.
hmm...perhaps i should just sneak in and take some guns then? wait,no. they can smell intelligence a mile a way! if i do something smart they will just want to kill me more!
(im totally not using stereotypes here )
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
Actually I've always believed that so called "backwards" rural folk will fair far better in an apocalypse situation than their tech dependent, starbucks swilling, yuppie counterparts...
Totally not stereotyping here either...
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
FITZZ wrote: Actually I've always believed that so called "backwards" rural folk will fair far better in an apocalypse situation than their tech dependent, starbucks swilling, yuppie counterparts...
Totally not stereotyping here either...
funny how only the technology part refers to me. just to be clear ive only ever shot shotguns. 20 gauge to be exact. always wanted to shoot more,but with 7 people in your family money is an issue.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
FITZZ wrote: Actually I've always believed that so called "backwards" rural folk will fair far better in an apocalypse situation than their tech dependent, starbucks swilling, yuppie counterparts...
Totally not stereotyping here either...
I have to agree here.
Besides, we all know how them good ol' boys in the country are like:
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FITZZ wrote: Actually I've always believed that so called "backwards" rural folk will fair far better in an apocalypse situation than their tech dependent, starbucks swilling, yuppie counterparts...
Totally not stereotyping here either...
I have to agree here.
Besides, we all know how them good ol' boys in the country are like:
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... When you have whole towns that have grown up hunting, fishing, tending their own gardens and shooting before they can walk...it just naturally stands to reason they are far better prepared to face the rigors of a post apocalyptic world than someone who spends their life behind a desk , their free time updating their facebook status and who would most likely starve if they had to aquire a meal that didn't involve take out...
Not trying to generalize here...but some things are just obvious...
EDIT: It's like accepting that a Hell's Angel could probably kick the gak out of a Wall Street Banker...
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
FITZZ wrote: Actually I've always believed that so called "backwards" rural folk will fair far better in an apocalypse situation than their tech dependent, starbucks swilling, yuppie counterparts...
Totally not stereotyping here either...
I have to agree here.
Besides, we all know how them good ol' boys in the country are like:
]
... When you have whole towns that have grown up hunting, fishing, tending their own gardens and shooting before they can walk...it just naturally stands to reason they are far better prepared to face the rigors of a post apocalyptic world than someone who spends their life behind a desk , their free time updating their facebook status and who would most likely starve if they had to aquire a meal that didn't involve take out...
Not trying to generalize here...but some things are just obvious...
EDIT: It's like accepting that a Hell's Angel could probably kick the gak out of a Wall Street Banker...
Karon wrote:lil kitties rock dem to sleep lil kitties
Edit: I like cats.
I couldn't tell.
Sure, in a survival situation, as long as you cook it...I guess almost any kind of meat will do, gotta have protein, but honestly I prefer dog...
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Those poor kitties..... those POOR PUPPEHS!
In all seriousness, I have a plan for a local emptied out former knights of columbus building. My plans include turning this gorgeous building into a bunker. So if the gak hits the fans, you guys will have a nice place to hide out in Michigan anyways. And the nice thing about Michigan, is looking at your right hand, you suddenly have a map for where you are, its handy.....eh get it?
I would head to my grandparents house (Nepali ones) and there is no danger of zombies here, everyone is cremated.
besides, a fact about my grandfather. he is just like yoda, all scrawny till he needs something done, then he is doing backflips and everything, he also has a huge-ass sword that he forged himself. and he use it to make dinner (goats and chickens don't start out headless)
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
Ahh cool your grandpas one of those old school hardasses eh? So was mine, infact my dad is one of those guys too. He has to count on both hands the bones he reset himself. Crazy bastard
yup. when my grandfather came here someone accidentally slammed the car door on his thumb and it locked (broken bones, the works) and he asked if someone could open the door please because his thumb was inside.
all without blinking.
he aslo fasted for two weeks to get indra (god of rain) to stop the villages drought...it worked.
he also (when some mouist insurgents were going to attack) went and stood in the road with his sword while the others ran away...the mouists were afraid of him when they came...and the man is only five foot at the most.
the mouists (insurgents) actually ran off. true story.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
ineptus astartes wrote:yup. when my grandfather came here someone accidentally slammed the car door on his thumb and it locked (broken bones, the works) and he asked if someone could open the door please because his thumb was inside.
all without blinking.
he aslo fasted for two weeks to get indra (god of rain) to stop the villages drought...it worked.
he also (when some mouist insurgents were going to attack) went and stood in the road with his sword while the others ran away...the mouists were afraid of him when they came...and the man is only five foot at the most.
the mouists (insurgents) actually ran off. true story.
When you tell that story, I think of these guys...
Your from Nepal right, you must have some family members that were gurkhas...or at least some of those sweet kukri knives...
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and yeah, I have a kukhri. so does my dad, they use them to do farming a lot, he ended up grabbing a handful of grass once and shearing it, then finding that he had just grabbed a cobra lurking in the grass and cut off it's head.
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
ineptus astartes wrote:great grandfather was a gurkha sniper in Burma.
and yeah, I have a kukhri. so does my dad, they use them to do farming a lot, he ended up grabbing a handful of grass once and shearing it, then finding that he had just grabbed a cobra lurking in the grass and cut off it's head.
ineptus astartes wrote:great grandfather was a gurkha sniper in Burma.
and yeah, I have a kukhri. so does my dad, they use them to do farming a lot, he ended up grabbing a handful of grass once and shearing it, then finding that he had just grabbed a cobra lurking in the grass and cut off it's head.
Blimey! Your Grandad is THE MAN! Respect (I wish I was that hard - and he's probaly over twice my age!)
ineptus astartes wrote:great grandfather was a gurkha sniper in Burma.
and yeah, I have a kukhri. so does my dad, they use them to do farming a lot, he ended up grabbing a handful of grass once and shearing it, then finding that he had just grabbed a cobra lurking in the grass and cut off it's head.
Blimey! Your Grandad is THE MAN! Respect (I wish I was that hard - and he's probaly over twice my age!)
Gurkahs are just plain born badss, if there was a place where I would want to be stuck during the zombie apocalypse, it would be Nepal...why?
Mountains...lots of them...
Small men with huge knives...sounds weird but they know how to use them...
Hmm... Im gonna have to go with the worlds most powerful shotgun. the current, FUNCTIONAL prototype for the US navy's railgun, loaded improperly with a steel bucket full of pennies.
"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
I would go with....those guys WARORK posted. that would mean invincibility.
by the way WARORK, we still need your AOTC post...
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
if i find some that wont take me for a democrat ill be ok 
g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f 
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