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**Hawky**

Granted. You have to defend your least favourite politician in a court. And you get paid in dirty money.

I wish I could dance Salsa

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but your legs are broken after your first performance.

I wish for the US Federal Government Shutdown to end

**Hawky**

Granted. The Democrats fell apart and Republicans rule the whole country.
Wait, will this actually ruin your wish?

I wish to smoke a good Cuban cigar.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! It gives you mouth cancer.

I wish that wasn't true...

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. Cigars now give mouth Syphilis

I wish to grow a set of impressive jaw-tusks

**snurl**

Granted. You'll grow them after smoking enough cuban cigars.

I wish i had a cuban cigar.

**Hawky**

Granted. You also have Che Guevara's pistol aimed at your head and the cigar was your very last wish.

I wish I had a real Luger P.08.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You only available job option is Donald Trump's legal team.

I wish it was summer.

**snurl**

Granted. It was summer. 3 months ago.

I wish to finish the figure i'm painting in a timely manner.

**Hawky**

Granted, but you forget to thin your paint.

I wish for a slice of bread.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! It's very old and covered in mold.

I wish my FLGS sold non-GW paints...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. Enjoy the Walmart poster paints.

I wish to never be separated from a cup of coffee.

**Hawky**

Granted. Your left hand palm has been replaced with a coffee cup, bolted directly to your bone.

I wish I was the Dragonborn from Skyrim

**snurl**

Granted. You are shelved while everyone plays the Witcher and Red Dead Redemption.

I wish things were simpler.

**Hawky**

Granted. Things become bit simplier, but you got hit hard... From this day, you are known as

Spoiler:

I wish to go home earlier from work.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You also to work much much much earlier from home.

I wish I could play board games for a living...

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. Your monopoly game review youtube channel generates an easy $36 ,0000 a year so long as you maintain your reputation for only playing Monoploy.

I wish I was listening to a better audiobook than the current one.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You get the best Mandarin-language On The Road in existence.

I wish there was a music scene where I live.

**snurl**

Granted. The shed behind the school is full of scenery from old musicals.

I wish to have this thing finished tonight.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's finished wrong and haunts your dreams

I wish there was a warhammer 40000 tournament near me this saturday.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Its 2nd edition.

I wish I had time to play in tournaments...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. A brand new FAQ is released that ensure only Custodes can win tournaments.

I wish I would have had time to paint my flakship and M class minelayer before the Cruel Seas game tomorrow.

**Hawky**

Granted. Timeflow stopped and it affects everybody and everything except you. Now you have all the time in the world to paint, as tomorrow never comes.

I wish to get a free cheeseburger from my President.

**snurl**

Granted. It is mailed to you.

I wish to watch some football on tv.

**Hawky**

Granted. It's a football (european football, not american handegg) match played only by blind people.

I wish to be famous.

**snurl**

Granted. You are forever known as the guy who tried to put european football on american tv.

I wish for some heat.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted and your wish has made the Sun go nova. Enjoy your heat.

I wish for the new rule on bolters to change daily, driving 40k players to insanity.

**snurl**

Granted. But doesn't it already?

I wish for clear and complete wargame rules in one book.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. After centuries of debate, Chess finally has a universally agreed upon ruleset, with CCG elements.

I wish India was the same Time Zone as California

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but the change makes the exchange of commodities so much easier it results in a worldwide shortage of curry.

I wish GW would keep LotR minis in stock for more than 2 weeks at a time.